Tell me how can a single comment have 2.2k likes, be liked by the creator of the vid, but only have 3 replies? (well 4 now bc of me) IT JUST DON'T ADD UP!!!!
That's like "Da perfectu circle of the Ninja Vultures" So basically you steal roomate A's food. He is a NV too so He'll steal from another roommate and so on. Actually they'll steal from you too so the amaount of food you stole from roomate A, will be the same amaount of food they stole from you, so you'll eat the same amaount of food you had before it's started.... Yeah instead of learning maths, i wrote this with my horrible english just because I'm so retarded :D I'm the ninja vulture who steals time.... Yeah.. you propably lost 2 or 3 minutes of your life. + You'll write an answer so that's more 5 mins. OHH YEAHH I'm sorry guys... If you read the whole shitpost then I have one more question for you: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE???? bye.
- make sure it's about 10 minutes after they leave, sometimes they go out for a sec and come back - bring some of your shit with you to the fridge so you can pretend you were messing with it if you get caught. either junk that you can pretend to be cleaning up or your own food that you can pretend to be putting away or cooking. - drinks are a good option, if they're not in a transparent container it's impossible to tell if they've been used up. - if it's individual snacks you can't take, sometimes you can ask to share, and in the mess while they're emptying the package you can smuggle away a few extras and you'll be good. - trade and work on your negotiation skills. other people like the weird costco snacks your mom ships to you, so you can give those away. you can ask for food as payment for favors as well without exposing your scum, use this to your advantage. - if you have separate fridges, you can offer yours as storage space. you probably are too lazy to maintain your own food supply and the opponent likely has a full fridge if their food is enviable, so it should be feasible. chances are they will forget about it eventually if they don't see it. - compliment their cooking, they will be more likely to share without you even asking - attacking at night is risky, you are more likely to be alone, but it is also easier to hear your movements. make a point of saying you will be up studying so it's not as suspicious. convince them to go out and have fun all night if you get the chance. - give off a pathetic aura, people feel good giving pity food to beggars
That's why I eat pretty much only spicy food. I eat food so spicy, that people literally start coughing and sweating eating it. I once took curry noodles to school and a classmate of mine wanted to try it and annoyed me into submission. Let me tell you, seeing him cry and sweat with his face literally turning bright red was precious.
Yeh sometimes i do it too! When my mom comes home with a pizza me and my siblings should have equal slices but NOPE I WANT MORE...so i eat fast and while theyre talking i grab another one eat it then go to my bedroom...i just let them fight when they notice the last pizza were gone :)
Why do I see a certain Matt Vinci answering this in my notification and then it disapear? well, in case you're still watching this: There are many occasions where you can find yourself with a 60 years old roommate. For me it was a sublocation contract as I was a poor student and he did not have a lot of money, he rent a room to me so he can pay for his appartement and we shared the common room (and fridge). It was in Germany and there is nothing wrong nor even special about it. Also, it was the best roommate I ever had, he was nice, funny and teach me a lot of stuff in geology and electronic soooo... I don't really see any problem here -_-
i am not a ninja vulture... I am the *SENSEI* for ninja vultures. My roommates get so confused when food goes missing, but they will never know... THAT IT WAS *MEEEEEE*
I remember asking my bro if i could have half of his sandwich and i cut the sandwich, like theres a tiny piece and big piece. All ya gotta do is grab the big piece, move your hand so quickly towards your mouth that they can't see how big the piece is :DDD))
I use to drink heavy in college and would occasionally...(ok all the time) vomit. To combat this my roommates developed a dorm rule that "Whoever" (me) threw up would have to cook breakfast. ... I cooked a lot of breakfast....... but I would use my roommates' food haha
LisatheAmazoness I do it in college and when I'm in a pijama party or something u know......I just HEY THERE IS A DINOSAUR and then I took the food hide it in a pillow then I sit on top of the pillow and say I think my mom is calling me THEN YOU RUN SUPER FAST AND HIDE AND THEN PUT THE FOOD IN YOUR BACKPACK AND THEN YOU GO UP AND SAY who ate all the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD and boom ur a master now
I have had many years of practice with my siblings, so now after all those years i have gotten that good I'm able to steal whole foods now (pizza, half sandwiches etc) eception is if they're waiting to eat it that day. Whole foods is a 85% chance of success.
FlamingHell i would do a substitute food ninjutsu , i grab tasty fries and substitute then with not tasty ones that look almost the same (Insert naruto flute song here)
literal conversation from me to my future roommate: yo listen we will have this one rule we must nEVER break . . . you cannot have my food or snacks unless i share with you okay? roommate: yes ...but what if im rly hungry and there's only your food in the fridge and i end up eating it? me: then you gotta buy or cook me the same exact food the moment i catch you roommate: but what if it's rly late at night and i cant order that food...and if i ate it it means that there were no ingredients to cook anything so- me: look im hungry i go and see u ate the food and there are no ingredients to cook or open fast food places to order then i have no food to eat anymore what u do? roommate: i give you my food? me: but you ate my food bcz you didn't have food- anyways the point is don't eat my food or ill eat yours for the rest of your life.
When I'm done watching this video. Followed the instructions and done "30mins later" Roommate comes in, eat a food you have stolen Roommate: Hey bruh Me: yeah bruh? "Panicking because maybe he knew" Roommate: yuh want some, it taste good I'm sure you'll like it 😉 Me:🤤wut
For triangle shaped sandwiches, I have experience so I know what to do. Just make it so u cut a very thin slice along the hypotenuse , then if they check on it in the fridge or something, keep cutting very thin parts, so he doesn't notice each time. Then if it gets TOO small, then just stop or just ask them if u could have it
I never leave a sign that I've messed with something. I can go to stupid lengths to make it look like nothing ever moved from it's original position. Not even with stealing food, but with everything. I knew there were other ninjas out there like me.
Dude, I never had a food vulture because when I cook I try to make sure everyone in the house has something to eat for like, the next day and make sure everyone is happily fed.
I do this but if my mom has my phone in her room, I go in check what position it is in, I pick it up delete some crap..don’t ask... then put it back to what app it was on before, place the phone back to how it was before, then... YOU A SAVAGE NINJA
How to get whole food: Every day, slowly push the food towards the back and hide it behind bigger items in the fridge. Once completely out of sight they wont remember it being there and it's all yours.
thanks :D I'll make lots of aftercredit scenes they are fun, just gotta be careful of copyright 'cause the phantom of the opera copyrighted my other video for the song LOL
Lmao after watching Daidus' videos, I realize I've turned into the sweet kid everyone loves (before quarantine) to the lowest of barnacle scums (after)
Other Animators: ok so there was ALWAYS that guy that steals your food in college . . .
Daidus: ok this is how to steal food like a ninja vulture
Daidus is that guy lol
Whoops
Yes steal the bweeeez
Tell me how can a single comment have 2.2k likes, be liked by the creator of the vid, but only have 3 replies? (well 4 now bc of me)
IT JUST DON'T ADD UP!!!!
That's why Daidus da goat.
Food tastes better when it's not yours.
Exactly 😤🙏
Exactly
Exactly
Exactly
Ni
Is this how you fed yourself in college?
biznu bizzness college*
biznu bizzness I didn't know people could go to collage. 😂
biznu bizzness we all do
biznu bizzness 400 like from me 7w7
Foundationz Jamaa
I think you meant to say, "I didn't know people finish college."
You are born with this knowledge when you have siblings.
Can relate
True
Trueeeee
For reallll
Absolutely
im in an apartment with 5 of my friends.
we all ninja vultures
we all have been stealing each others food
Pfft lol
That's like "Da perfectu circle of the Ninja Vultures"
So basically you steal roomate A's food. He is a NV too so He'll steal from another roommate and so on. Actually they'll steal from you too so the amaount of food you stole from roomate A, will be the same amaount of food they stole from you, so you'll eat the same amaount of food you had before it's started....
Yeah instead of learning maths, i wrote this with my horrible english just because I'm so retarded :D
I'm the ninja vulture who steals time....
Yeah.. you propably lost 2 or 3 minutes of your life. + You'll write an answer so that's more 5 mins. OHH YEAHH
I'm sorry guys... If you read the whole shitpost then I have one more question for you: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL HERE????
bye.
Counter attack him comrade
The real battle royale
The literal hunger games
Spaghetti
Whoever does this will die.
Komi san
How much?
32...
@@NullWes10 you counted xD
Stealing a slice of pizza without anyone knowing **ultra instinct**
Raffy tulfo in action
Me:"So,This Is The Power Of Ultra Instinct,Huh"?
@HypnosOP epic gamer move
Me: "is it possible to learn this power"
Iggy is the name «please teach me master»
- make sure it's about 10 minutes after they leave, sometimes they go out for a sec and come back
- bring some of your shit with you to the fridge so you can pretend you were messing with it if you get caught. either junk that you can pretend to be cleaning up or your own food that you can pretend to be putting away or cooking.
- drinks are a good option, if they're not in a transparent container it's impossible to tell if they've been used up.
- if it's individual snacks you can't take, sometimes you can ask to share, and in the mess while they're emptying the package you can smuggle away a few extras and you'll be good.
- trade and work on your negotiation skills. other people like the weird costco snacks your mom ships to you, so you can give those away. you can ask for food as payment for favors as well without exposing your scum, use this to your advantage.
- if you have separate fridges, you can offer yours as storage space. you probably are too lazy to maintain your own food supply and the opponent likely has a full fridge if their food is enviable, so it should be feasible. chances are they will forget about it eventually if they don't see it.
- compliment their cooking, they will be more likely to share without you even asking
- attacking at night is risky, you are more likely to be alone, but it is also easier to hear your movements. make a point of saying you will be up studying so it's not as suspicious. convince them to go out and have fun all night if you get the chance.
- give off a pathetic aura, people feel good giving pity food to beggars
Master...
Yessß ßßßßü
SENSEI TEACH ME UR WAYS
Thank you
Epic food tutorial
Thank you for teaching me how to catch my roommates
@devil boy lol yeah, who cares that someone steals a bit of food? If they're willing to ninja vulture they really do need that food.
Army
@@colleenmcmillan535 ARMYYYYY
Army, lol.
Army
Who else had to keep pausing through the video to appreciate the references?
E drop me XD
Wolf Coyote patrick's?
Josh Buckley thats what i thought
me
and STILL crying over the itachi-sasuke refs D,:
the arab reporting for duty
That's why I eat pretty much only spicy food. I eat food so spicy, that people literally start coughing and sweating eating it.
I once took curry noodles to school and a classmate of mine wanted to try it and annoyed me into submission. Let me tell you, seeing him cry and sweat with his face literally turning bright red was precious.
I like This comment it’s very satisfying 😂
Ah, I'm glad I'm not the only one that over analyzes a strategy to steal food from my room mates.
Man being a student is fun.
Also, starving is fun.
@@AAAAAA-qs1bv
YASSS!
A """student""", for sure^^
What to expect of someone with Kazuma on the profile pic
why tf am i watching this i don't even have roommates...lmao
Ya same. I watch it because it is funny. I'd rather take more than 1 hour to commute than living with other random people. 😂
but siblings? 👀
Like the art lel
Who's that behind you then?
same
I've done this to my family
With cake
With fries
And even with pizza
I've done it so often
Same
@Tahjay Bernard lmaoo
Yeh sometimes i do it too! When my mom comes home with a pizza me and my siblings should have equal slices but NOPE I WANT MORE...so i eat fast and while theyre talking i grab another one eat it then go to my bedroom...i just let them fight when they notice the last pizza were gone :)
@@dadplscomhome5380 lmaoo same!
Therapist:Vulture Itachi is not real he can not hurt you
Vulture Itachi:
Vultachi
my roommate is a 60 old man... I would definitely feel bad if I ever come to that ^^'
Why do I see a certain Matt Vinci answering this in my notification and then it disapear? well, in case you're still watching this: There are many occasions where you can find yourself with a 60 years old roommate. For me it was a sublocation contract as I was a poor student and he did not have a lot of money, he rent a room to me so he can pay for his appartement and we shared the common room (and fridge). It was in Germany and there is nothing wrong nor even special about it. Also, it was the best roommate I ever had, he was nice, funny and teach me a lot of stuff in geology and electronic soooo... I don't really see any problem here -_-
Why take the old man's food?
When he is the *Food* . (๏ - ๏)
@Zefanya Ritonga Adding juicy flavor.. Mhmmmh, I see.
@@Bl-ud ew
@@Bl-ud so he buys food that you take
i am not a ninja vulture...
I am the *SENSEI* for ninja vultures.
My roommates get so confused when food goes missing, but they will never know...
THAT IT WAS *MEEEEEE*
Too bad cuz now i knew, u r doom
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, MASTER
I thought that was gonna be a jo-joke
But it was me dio
You thought it was ninja-vulture, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
The ninja vultures worst enemy: the fridge camera.
that's messed up
Cacey Vargas Do people actually do that? lol
Derk Nailboard my Brother did cause I kept stealing his coke
I got karma cause I took a couple of my sister's fries the ninja vulture way and I got diarrhea and I have been sitting in the toilet for 2 hours
Weakness nooooo
Here I am watching this to know the tactics of the food thief. No longer will my meals be stolen.
Bravo to you
Counter Attack *^*
You said dude, SOOO many times.
dude deal wit it dude
Ezzy Peezy do a compilation of duddddes
Ezzy Peezy you mean alright too many times?
and arrite😂
u mean alrite, alot of alrite
'Why is Daidus"?
-Some Dude 2019
When is Daidus?
Where is daidus?
I remember asking my bro if i could have half of his sandwich and i cut the sandwich, like theres a tiny piece and big piece.
All ya gotta do is grab the big piece, move your hand so quickly towards your mouth that they can't see how big the piece is :DDD))
I use to drink heavy in college and would occasionally...(ok all the time) vomit. To combat this my roommates developed a dorm rule that "Whoever" (me) threw up would have to cook breakfast. ... I cooked a lot of breakfast....... but I would use my roommates' food haha
Back in High school I had a classmate that survived the whole year by stealing and asking for food from us. He is very similar to a abandoned puppy.
bruh I did that for 4 months or so when I lived alone in 8th grade lmao
@@21_sillyI'm dumb,, you can just live alone when you're a minor
Here from the Anime Man. I love your art style. I died with that Sasuke/Itachi vulture comparison 😂 Subscribed!
if only Sasuke knew how to fly
Chantlltr 500th like.
anime is gay
The most important way to steal food without getting caught-
Don't make a fucking video about it.
I mean my name isn't the little strawberry cupcake
I was expecting Daidus's animation quality to be way worse since this video was uploaded back in 2016, but I guess he was born with this art skill
He went to art school lol
Also, didn't you see his video where he said that he draws terribly on purpose lmao
Oh no...Those Naruto references though! ;D
(By the way, I love your drawings, jokes, and references!)
I live for references
Who doesn't nowadays :D
Daidus I saw a lazy town reff Gotta do the cooking by the book XDD
lol
Acrylic Cloud me too
Take a shot everytime he says alright
Eric Song X_x
He means “your gonna get drunk and throw up”
You ... you are a fucking idiot. After 100 shots of vodka I do be dead
Well I do hate life and all but ... there is still some anime I want to watch before death
*_Is this a challenge...!?_*
Edit:
I fele regret
Hahaha XD I actually did all this in college cuz I had no money lmao
LOL SAME
LisatheAmazoness I still do it because they do it to me
Daidus obviously if you made an video about it XD still thanks for to video! Actually had to break out the skills months ago lol
LisatheAmazoness I do it in college and when I'm in a pijama party or something u know......I just HEY THERE IS A DINOSAUR and then I took the food hide it in a pillow then I sit on top of the pillow and say I think my mom is calling me THEN YOU RUN SUPER FAST AND HIDE AND THEN PUT THE FOOD IN YOUR BACKPACK AND THEN YOU GO UP AND SAY who ate all the FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD and boom ur a master now
It takes class and the most important, SKILLS to become the master of scavenging #ninjavulture
Legend says:
“If your *extremely* late, he’ll ignore your comment :0
Roxy Weeboo thats a true legend lmao
nope thats not a legend it's a fact
Ling Cheng Jiang ok boomer
Well that's a pain in the ass
im latest
That's exactly how i steal food from my siblings... they never noticed
Komyomyomyom ymyomyom savage
EXACTLY!! I have 5 siblings and it works every time
Komyomyomyom ymyomyom Same
I've been in this channel for less than half an hour but I can relate to so many things you talk about, wtf, are you me?
you are my doppelganger and now we must kill each other
Daidus Ok let me prepare first
It's been 3 months, when is the battle starting?
Mn Chen xD
i already killed him
I have had many years of practice with my siblings, so now after all those years i have gotten that good I'm able to steal whole foods now (pizza, half sandwiches etc) eception is if they're waiting to eat it that day. Whole foods is a 85% chance of success.
FlamingHell i would do a substitute food ninjutsu , i grab tasty fries and substitute then with not tasty ones that look almost the same
(Insert naruto flute song here)
AH-64A Apache attack helicopter ah i see you are also skilled in my art.
I am a master too cuz i got siblings to steal candy XD
I am also a master of this art. My brother never notices when I've stolen his food
Ya’ll are pathetic children if you steal food from your siblings...
literal conversation from me to my future roommate: yo listen we will have this one rule we must nEVER break . . . you cannot have my food or snacks unless i share with you okay?
roommate: yes ...but what if im rly hungry and there's only your food in the fridge and i end up eating it?
me: then you gotta buy or cook me the same exact food the moment i catch you
roommate: but what if it's rly late at night and i cant order that food...and if i ate it it means that there were no ingredients to cook anything so-
me: look im hungry i go and see u ate the food and there are no ingredients to cook or open fast food places to order then i have no food to eat anymore what u do?
roommate: i give you my food?
me: but you ate my food bcz you didn't have food- anyways the point is don't eat my food or ill eat yours for the rest of your life.
Nah man just eat them, just eat your room8 :V
@@DEITY_Z eat you room8? Bro why you going seks
You said alright 31 times
Fish Boi alright
Space Worm is Cool
Butt how many times did he say butt
When I'm done watching this video.
Followed the instructions and done
"30mins later"
Roommate comes in, eat a food you have stolen
Roommate: Hey bruh
Me: yeah bruh? "Panicking because maybe he knew"
Roommate: yuh want some, it taste good I'm sure you'll like it 😉
Me:🤤wut
Haha That Has Happened To Me Too XD
You have a good roommate
TLDR
I don’t get mad when people eat my food...
But if it’s peanut butter cups don’t expect to walk out of that house in anything but a body bag...
Sockover Dickgamer I walk out with a bloody bag and knife and a bloody paint over
Sockover Dickgamer same
How can you walk in a body bag?
+Insert Meme I don't if you're innocent or just sarcastic. If you're innocent...
*silently sweats, how did corruption come to here?*
Me if Someone Touches My Cheese Fries
I have a solution for whole foods like that sandwich, cut out a small line and just eat it like a noodle.
5:05
*Ultra Bumstinct*
But if everyone Ninja vultures wouldn't that just be Like shareing?
I can not wait! Communism
Ninja Vulturing is caring
It's like syndrome from the incredibles said, if everyones a ninja vulture then no one will be
What I do when there is food thats been sitting for days like chips or something, I take it and hide and if they dont notice it for a day..I eat it
0:19 thought you could be sneaky didn't ya
0.25 speed you could see the picture
Boi it's called having pause game.
Bruh i saw it at normal speed
BruH-
whose fake butt is it? I'm new to this channel, is it an inside joke?
I came from a family of ninja vultures so when I got roommates I had already mastered ultra instinct
OMG A KAKASHI VULTURE!!!! Those are the best kind!
Itachi vulture kind are usually traitors...dont trust em
Sasuke
I JUST NOTICED HOW MUCH YOU SAY ALRIGHT
Clems Hat ikr, but tbh a lot of people say the world like a lot when they're talking
*ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!*
Alright
Clems Hat
He said it 43 times in this video, alright?
ARRITE
Once I stole my lil sister's daily snack and got away🍪.
This lil shit then stole my money and bought tons of snack.
P_quack Crafter 😂😂😂
lmao
Fucking wasted.
P_quack Crafter II
who wouldnt do that XD
For triangle shaped sandwiches, I have experience so I know what to do. Just make it so u cut a very thin slice along the hypotenuse , then if they check on it in the fridge or something, keep cutting very thin parts, so he doesn't notice each time. Then if it gets TOO small, then just stop or just ask them if u could have it
I did this all the time with my sisters. I still do. They always catch me, but when they don't, I just feel a sense of...accomplishment.😊😈
Chibi_bunny Author
if i steal my brother's fries he would turn into hulk little nigga punching like soft pillows getting thrown at you
I steal my brothers food from time to time, he never notices😈.
I steal food when I need it and nobody ever noticed and they can’t steal mine
Is Sen your girlfriend?
just wait for tha porn jk
Sabih Bin Masood we need answers!
I'm new to this channel who's sen???? Lol
LOL Franco Gaming I'm trying to find out myself
Sen is daidus's roommate :]
This is why I'm fat lol
My body is ready
mike ouillette wtf
mike ouillette 😂
I'm skinny af but I eat a lot, I hope you don't think of being fat a bad thing because it means you eat a lot and that can be healthy sometimes
I never leave a sign that I've messed with something. I can go to stupid lengths to make it look like nothing ever moved from it's original position. Not even with stealing food, but with everything. I knew there were other ninjas out there like me.
*Ninja Vulture...*
I love the naruto references.
No comments 114 likes🤔🤔🤔
Oh wait hold on wtf. How this much like.
Dude, I never had a food vulture because when I cook I try to make sure everyone in the house has something to eat for like, the next day and make sure everyone is happily fed.
I do this but if my mom has my phone in her room, I go in check what position it is in, I pick it up delete some crap..don’t ask... then put it back to what app it was on before, place the phone back to how it was before, then... YOU A SAVAGE NINJA
When you care more about your stomach than a hot girl
He has bro priorities.
Fluffy Furball food is life man
Who doesn't?
You need to eat before you *Making* it
*Include the Lenny face*
Honestly, I would've got the hot girl
10/10 point
5:13 "whoops Wrong Anime" lmao 😂😂
Mahn those puns LMAO
i wanna like it buuuuuut it has 333 likes who am i to ruin such a perfect number
Batman 4ever he's not a lamo b****
Batman 4ever 666 likes
Batman
Batman 4ever :v
Moral of the story:
FEED YOUR ROOMMATES!!!
My friend was hoarding A giant ice cream stash *I stole the entire stash*
That One Animator Guy that you don't know Monster.
Deliciously evil
Depressed Sausage To keep in keeping your kitchen
How come you couldn't just ask the person if you could get some food or fries 🍟 😂
only works for the first couple of times
Daidus yeah and it's weird always asking for it
Dude if you want some mashed potatoes just ask I clearly don't need them as much as you if your willing to go that far for a spoonful.
it's the thrill that drives us
RUNNING IN THE 9- no? Oh... okay.
The amount of anime and series that this guy watch dude... SO MANY REFERENCES!!! I love this channel.
I realized at some point my roommates have been stealing my food, but I realized later on...
..
..
they were my wife and kids.
Mike Seo dat's a preety Nice and din joke lmao
i dont geddit
How to get whole food:
Every day, slowly push the food towards the back and hide it behind bigger items in the fridge.
Once completely out of sight they wont remember it being there and it's all yours.
Same
That's what I doo
I'll just starve myself till they give me food, Gandhi style.
Doesn't work with family tho lmao
Lol rip then
SPEECH 100
Thx for the likes my Skyrim dudes
ciortan natalia speech 120
thatcrazydog schueller do you even know the meme
+isabs_personal sarcasm_detector yeah i know it
ciortan natalia Not you , him + thatcrazydog schueller
It's a Skyrim meme so it can't go above 100 (unless you got legendary edition )
Sneak 100+legendary
everyday a new phatso gets born. support the phatso cause to prevent phatso from getting extinct.
dude but you have cute blonde roommate....
It's unfair
Subham Chanda roommate = gf sometimes?
_I had a blonde teammate. He was neither cute nor a girl - depending who you are asking though._
Ok so there is a kakashi vulture
Yup
Delmis Baldwin SENSEI VULTURE
DAVID BOWIE SAMA SENSEI SENPAI CHAN KUN SAN SENSEI SENPAI SAMA VULTURE!!! TEACH ME ABOUT THE FOOD ROBBING JUTSU!!!
Delmis Baldwin you mean scarecrow
Delmis Baldwin And Itachi vulture
or you could just ask for some
only works for first couple of times
then get some money and buy your own food to repay them then it should work again
anyway it a nice video
thanks for responding
who is the girl in the intro
2:28
Daidus : “Sen you fool, I already won!”
4:49
Daidus: “Damn it sen you knew about my plan the whole time...”
I'm not even here to learn how to steal my roommate's food. I'm just here to know how to make sure no one steals my food.
I take my food seriously.
The amount of references...
I'mma keep spewing them outta my ass
_He even surpasses Gintama._
Daidus death note reference was the best "just as planned " 😂😂😂
Itona Horibe No one can surpass Gintama. Daidus may be a disciple of him.
*I am literally always in hell, I was a born ninja vulture.*
I'd weigh my food and write it down so if i weigh it again and it's different then I know someone ate my food.
you are a ninja vaulter dude :)
He is
Jeon MinKook
Do you mean vulture? Vaulter???
Army?
Jeon MinKook vulture
Itachi
my roommates didn;t even try....they took the whole box of chicken wings and all the remaining pizza (there was more than half left)....;-;
@hui : this can only be resolved by sitting on their face.. then uploading the footage for us.
Lol les miserables 😂
I never watch to the very end of videos with an outro but I did because of this comment and I laughed so hard lol, I love les mis! :D
lol yeah maybe I should make the outro a little bit shorter next time. What do you think?
If you have an "after credits scene" sure.
All your videos are really funny btw. Good Job :D
thanks :D I'll make lots of aftercredit scenes they are fun, just gotta be careful of copyright 'cause the phantom of the opera copyrighted my other video for the song LOL
daidus:stole a fukin piece of bred boi
Video leads to multiple people learning how many chips, fries, and grains of rice
Best drinking game: drink a shot every time Daidus says alright.
The league of legends references tho
Tactic for protecting. Simply get a scale and write down the weight of the food so you will know if stolen. Gelius.
bless your soul
I'm a professional ninja Walter vulture caz I'm doing this for 7 years now
Same
0:19 pause at the right moment
0:20
How if your roommates watch this video??
We know this is not a real butt
Lmao after watching Daidus' videos, I realize I've turned into the sweet kid everyone loves (before quarantine) to the lowest of barnacle scums (after)
It's been 20 seconds and I'm already laughing. So glad The Anime Man sent me here. Now I have to binge watch all your videos. gg Daidus, gg
ggwp.
I don't even have a roommate.. I'm 13.
Not yet
same..
Ha same
Ofc
Your sibling or friend if you do sleepovers lol
the amount references i find in his videos is overwhelming
A man that has played Golden Sun is a man of culture
Alright counter-
System overload
Ragnarok
Daidus lol
God damn it I'm hungry and we have no food.
League of legends reference
ikr, so. many. LoL. references.
WatuMeister Steal the food,drop a shroom,hide,murder ur roommate with posion when they walk past
The rammus?
Lee sin too ur heart. I can garen-ti that ur VI-Sion will be better than lil vayne C:
the way to be the Yasuo master is to watch anime.
4:22 holy shit, a golden sun reference
Cant stop laughting!!! XD
Til Möhnen ikr
You have perfect english, I'm with you fam
I'm already two years late and I've already done this since I was in grade school lol
AND CONGRATS ON HITTING 1MIL SUB YASCUM!!!!!!
funny the more roommates, the higher the risk to get caught but also higher profit to get.
Basically with more roommates, you have more risk but better reward.
3:33 be liek.... I'll take a potato chip..... and eat it.