Seagal's chins multiplied between Under Siege movies feat. Viking Samurai | So Bad It's Good
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Viking Samurai joins us to argue over the merits, or lack thereof, of Under Siege 2. Is this one of the last good Sifu movies or is this the beginning of Chunk Seagal?
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I thought it would be fun to have a Seagal fan on during an episode so I could shit on Sifu in front of him. But I had no idea that David would get Seagalian levels of hate from it, haha.
Regardless of the feedback (aka hate), this was still a great idea!
Yeah, I honestly suggest you don't do that again, Jason. There is not alot of love for sexual abusers in the world today, no matter how funny Sifu's on-screen waddles and grimaces are.
Jason, it was the right decision, that's my personal opinion)
Sifu has his right for an advocate 😉
@JasonBrant it would have been funnier if it was someone who has a sense of humor, but this guy is just a waste of everyone's time.
@@exidy-yt So by your logic Jason and the gang should stop doing segments and recurring bits about Sifu, because I mean after all we can't have someone giving him recognition and spotlight right? Don't be "that guy".
Glad you guys are calling out the REAL Seagal and are not holding back. Seagal is NOT to be put on a pedestal...it will not support his weight.
There was a idea floating around, that he had his legs replaced with 2 pedestals. So that way hes always on his pedestal and he doesn't have to run up stairs or do much walking in general...ok that wasn't funny sorry. But still better than Seagal, yea?
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@@ravinraven6913 🤣🤣
@ravinraven6913 I'm pretty sure that would leave him without a leg to stand on!
Hey, the man is friends with Putin. Give the dude some respect.
"I'll bet he has a really high IQ"
"Yes, most con-men do"
That was so quick and so savage. Love it.
@VikingSamurai has a strange, delusional obsession with Seagal. You BET he has a really high IQ!? What a strange and weirdly strong statement, based on what exactly?
Anyone who mentions IQ unironically is... oof.
There's no such thing as general intelligence.
What do IQ test measure? IQ. What is IQ? It's the thing IQ tests measure.
Talking about "high IQ" is like bragging about acing the SATs, except that the SATs are more scientific by not claiming to measure intelligence.
@@MrE1981 What baffles the hell out of me is how anyone can listen to Seagal for more than 2.7 seconds and not be bowled over by just how full of shit he is. He is a remarkably unskilled liar, and knowing when people are lying to you is such a basic life skill. I really don't get it.
@@KGH3000exactly!!
Most people seem to believe that they are in the 100-120 percentile, and they almost inevitably expose themselves within the first few minutes of saying (bragging) about it. LMMFAO
@@joshuapratt3593
The more you brag the less you have.
Man, if this dude sniffs Seagulls’ farts any harder, he’ll need an inhaler
Hundred percent agree.
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🤣
It would if he smelled his shit!!!
You definitely have to be a closeted ass sniffer. 😂 Usually when someone mentions ass sniffing it's because they are closeted and ashamed (as they should be).
The list of actors, actresses, directors and stunt professionals that have openly declared that they don't wish to work with Seagal ever again, is longer than the end credits of this film. Andrew Davis almost chose to not direct Under Siege, because he had bad experience working with Seagal on Above The Law. In the end he did and it paved the way for him to do The Fugitive with Harrison Ford and star of Under Siege Tommy Lee Jones.
I didn't know that about Andrew Davis. Need to find some interviews with him about it.
Davis actually praised Seagal during his time with him on Above The Law... he said that it wasn't until years AFTER Above the Law, that he felt Seagal's ego had blown up and had become more of a jerk.
Important to note also the actors that actually praised Seagal too. Tommy Lee Jones said Seagal was a "total professional" and "an excellent athlete", and "highly skilled". Those are Jones' words directly.
@@antimediaman9354 i don't need anyone in hollywood to tell me how big of a piece of shit he is.... he already did that himself with his delusional words and idiotic actions.... if you don't know where to look that stuff up, well, that is your problem
@@antimediaman9354Wait. I think I figured this out.........Steven? Is that you?!
I haven't read any of what you're saying. I'd appreciate a link to Davis saying those things.
I read he had a fine time directing him in 'Above The Law' but Seagal had a huge ego by the time they did 'Under Siege'.
Katherine Heigl, who was sixteen at the time the film was made, said that on the last day of filming Seagal told her, "'You know Katie, I got girlfriends your age. ' And I said, 'Isn't that illegal?' And he said, 'They don't seem to mind'." 😐
Christ.
That was from Jimmy Kimmel's show, where Kimmel showed her the picture of Seagal with his arm around her and his other hand plainly laid on her breast.
That mother fucker is on some serious drugs to be talking to her like that!!!!
Of course someone who's entire job is lying wouldn't lie
every time he has to "save the environment" it usually involves blowing up an oil refinery or chemical plant. He's a real life Captain Planet
He's a brilliant mind.
Reminds me of Biden blowing up the Nord Stream pipeline and waging wars while claiming to be a champion of climate change
They do actually blow up oil rigs. Google it.
@@MultiPolarWorldCo-opnot everyone can be the saviors of the environment that Trump & Bush were
@@MultiPolarWorldCo-op Biden is just a puppet, republicans and democrats are on the same side, not yours, quit throwing in politics where they don't belong, and go touch grass
Does this Viking dude really think that Stallone isn't a proper actor? Imagine Seagal or Arnie in the first Rocky film, or in Copland. Stallone can REALLY act.
Huh? I've always praised Stallone, he's a phenomenal actor!
Nah, he wasn't saying that. I edited a ton of our discussion out, so I probably screwed up showing his opinion.
@JasonBrant Don't blame yourself, I'm 100% sure you didn't edit out every moment where he didn't come across as a prat.
@@JasonBrant how dare u, but I guess they have no choice but to sign up to your Patreon now for the full uncensored video, well played! Lol
I remember him being not super great in Copland dude, as he plays the deaf dude and just mumbles? It wasn’t like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman, which seems like his own inspiration for the copland character unfortunately.
" i researched stuff" proceed to defend seagal no matter what...
Putting up my best Seagal Tenshin Aikido defense lol
he reminds me of that pos that got arrested for trafficking and nonstop insult women. Overflated ego and no idea what he's talking about
Damn, this “Viking Samurai” is the kind of blind follower that would make Marshall Applewhite proud…
Haha, fair point.
He didn’t research 💩 Because he was constantly wrong!!!
Viking Samurai is either THE biggest Seagal troll or the most deluded mofo
Honestly having a hard time staying with this episode because of his apologist position.
@@j.g1255Same. It’s like watching a video of Neil Degryse Tyson, an astronaut, an astronomer, and a flat Earther talk about space.
Oof this guy is cringe
@@j.g1255 also idk why VS need to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the time
@@j.g1255yeah. I had to bounce
Wait, wait, wait, does this Viking Samurai person actually think Seagal’s “novel” is a true story???
He’s gone from silly to trash.
I think he was saying it was a good book, not a true story. We didn't talk about the book much, though. Pretty sure our entire discussion about it is in the video.
Yeah, that was a little jarring for me too, because I'm not prepared to sit through something like "So Bad It's Adrenochrome Harvesting".
He also apparently found during this session that women saying "it's fine" with a sigh, there s another meaning. Something you learn as a teenager.
And yeah, he says he s into the "amazing fiction book that s about the deep state, but it s actually all true" garbage...
Conspiracy theory, sexual predator apologist, fake tan, muscle shirt, tries to hog the spotlight, fails to read the room. He gets 150% on the Jibroni test
@@antimediaman9354 Tinfoil Hat Man has entered the chat...
Watch out kids, he's a "critical thinker"! _Debate him, bro._
@@trelI cackled at that.. +10 points 😂
Katherine Heigle came out out and said he followed her around set and constantly harassed her for sex. Considering all his moves after 2000 require a young asian woman to get naked with him, its pretty hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.
She did so on a late night talk show no less so there is a legit video of her professing this.
I need to get him to watch one of Seagal's later shitfests. No way he'll defend one of those actress rubdowns.
@@JasonBrant Wanna bet?
Didn't he tell her that he had girlfriends her age? That was creepy AF.
@@mephistopheles4910 yes he did...and she said MOM!!!!!
I'm sorry, there are too many accusations of sexual malfeasance against Segal to defend the man himself. This Viking guy is either deluded or putting on one hell of an act.
Yeah, Steven is a real piece of trash of a human.. You don't have to do that to get a woman's attention.. Be charming and be fun with her and see where it goes.. Just giving a little game to y'all out here..
Well, I am an actor, so who knows
Even acting to support people like this is distasteful.....
lol no, those people are the bandwagon. This guy is so stupid he has no idea what these words mean. The only way he gets attention is by saying stupid things, otherwise hed be a lonely loser without friends or viewers...so bad
He and I have slightly different opinions of Sifu 🤣
Every Seagal movie you force Erin to watch is just one more damning bit of evidence she can use against you in any future legal proceedings. 😃
She has a mountain of evidence against me 🤣
@abbynormal you’re smoked to think that they’ll ever split! 🤣 they click perfect together! ❤ wish I had that!
@@JasonBrantAnd Jason! Please don’t have that “Viking samurai” guy on again please! He brought the vibe down super hard and disgusted me how he was trying to dispute every thing negative said about segal. I can’t stand sexual assault sympathizer’s. Blaming everything under the Sun but not the actual person responsible. 🤢🤮 otherwise I love what you’re doing man!! I’ve watched almost every video, I didn’t really like the old video style where you watched the movie before off camera and then talked about it on camera. Not as entertaining. Much love from Seattle!!
@@antimediaman9354 it's a joke, sir...
@@antimediaman9354 Your sense of humour is seriously lacking, dude.
Unlike the emotional torture Jason puts Erin through. )))
I've heard flat earth conspiracies that hold more water than VikingSamurai's justification of Seagal.
😂 Best line in this review came right before it went dark. “The one where he blows up the mine full of chemicals to save the environment?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Haha
No, it was the one where he blew up an oil refinery to save the environment
Seagal is an expert marksman? He doesn’t even know how to hold a pistol! His knuckle, rather than fingertip is against the trigger, neither thumb is against the frame, and he braces side-to-side rather than front-to-back. The blinking is one thing, but he doesn’t even hold the gun correctly. I don’t know who Viking Samauri is, but he obviously has no freaking clue what he’s talking about.
He's just an actor apparently. I had never heard of him, I don't think he's ever been in a mainstream studio film.
@@thatoneguybones8036Thanks for sharing, credit should always be given where credits due.
He's a Seagal fan and defender, double the prize. 😅
Somebody set them up, so Stevie has someone to lift up his ego everyday; and lick his hooves*, while he's at it.
😂😅😂🙄
*Careful, Viking Apologist 😅
Pig hoooves are hard to polish, even with your tongue.😂😂
there was a former playmate, can't remember who, was auditioning for steven seagal for one of his movies, when he asked if she was okay with nudity, she said there is no mention of nudity in the script, seagal reply it is off screen nudity, he is such a classy person
That was Jenny McCarthy.
@@cwhitney1972 correct, she was very vocal about it too.
Ah yes, the film where Seagal attempted talk a 15 year Katherine Heigle into a full body massage.
Really? I hadn't heard that one. Christ.
@@JasonBrant I haven't heard it either but it totally sounds like something he would do.
@@JK-uv9zj Yes.
@@JasonBrant She's spoken about it on a few talk shows. There should be some clips up.
Is segal friends with r Kelly?
I'm uncomfortable watching this, hoping the dude is trolling, but not willing to hang out to find out
Uncomfortable?
@@JasonBrant I got uncomfortable when your guest strayed from talking about the movie and alluding to thoughts outside of entertainment/movies. Maybe there was nothing beyond allusions and it would of been fine. Specifically mentioning the '[Seagal's book on the deep state] is really kind of true', perhaps I wasn't understanding what they were trying to say, and it wasn't as off topic as it felt. I imagine your guest is a decent guy if you're inviting him into your house, but as it happens it really ended up aligning with uncomfortable conversations with people I love and making me think of that. I do *not* want to crap on the fellow, and am perfectly happy to discover I'm wrong, and even if my opinion was spot on, that is not a statement as to the character of the gentleman. I think the concept of sharing a seagal movie with someone who enjoys them is great, I just couldn't hear their ideas over my own thoughts and memories.
@@paulallison3974 I had the same impression and irked-ness watching this as well for the exact same reasons. I have anxiety anytime someone pivots normal conversation into stuff like _“We’re living in the Matrix. Earth is flat. Elites drink the blood of babies. QAnonsense. Deep state. Stolen election. 9/11 trutherisms. Anti-woke/vax/women/logic/whatnot”_ or other conspiracies.
It’s almost PTSD inducing.
@@JasonBrant tends to happen when you joke around with a rape apologist
@j_a_YR_a_r yeah seemed like ashit head tbh. Doubly so given how they didnt and wont address the fact that they were gassing up a pedo and sexual assaulter
Perhaps Viking Samurai was born at night on a turnip truck?
VS surely likes the shit out-of cookies...🤐
He had his mfkn birthday snatched.
Nah nah. Remember all those birthdays Seagal snatched? He gave them all to this guy.
I was confused how someone could defend someone like Steven Seagal but then I looked at his channel and his tagline says it all. It fully gives me the mindset that this guy has in the sense that no matter how many terrible things a person they idolize has done, they will always find a way to defend them and discredit or downplay anything that tries to prove otherwise.
Viking Samurai is one anavar cycle away from a tainted supplement scandal
This legit made me laugh.
Happily and proud to be 100% natty for life.
Amazing!!!
"And they say he can't do a front kick." Well we don't actually see him do it. It's a shot of someone's leg doing a front kick for sure...
I noticed that in editing too. Probably was a stunt double.
The fact that someone is out advocating for Segal has given me a whole headache.
I must be in a coma or some fever dream. This isn’t real.
You travelled to an alternate reality maybe
Not in a coma, just SBIG hell 🤣
Yea! What he said cause it makes total sense and isn't reductive, falsely equivalent, or subjective conjecture whatsoever!
Let's do it! Let's tear it down! Tear it all down! OMG I'M SO HARD RIGHT NOW!
YEAAAAA LET'S DO THIS!!!!!
@@antimediaman9354commenting on every single comment being argumentative and using using any big word you can come up with makes you feel smart and special doesn't? Everyone who was complaining about samurai dudes being the worst thing about this review clearly didn't sit and read your bullshit
@@antimediaman9354 my word, you're confidently incorrect. "False equivalence" is the commonly used phrase, but that doesn't mean that "falsely equivalent" is grammatically incorrect. In fact, in the context of Adam's sentence it is grammatically fine.
Seagal intentionally injures stuntmen on movie sets, Viking Samurai is absolutely deluded, as he is about Frank Dux.
@MrE Viking Samurai called out Michael Bisping for an MMA fight last week, saying if Frank Dux trained him, he could beat Bisping, who is a UFC hall of famer and a former champion who went toe to toe with Anderson Silva. It's fair to say that you should take anything this guy says with a pinch of salt.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfullhe believes in the deep state and that Seagull's terrible book is basically real. He also clearly specifically buys shirts that are too small to make his mediocre arms look huge, so I would assume he thinks he's hot shit
@@TheOrlandoTrustfulllol, I'm playing chess not checkers dude, this actually lead to a world kickboxing title fight in Dubai for me!
Rumors... Seagal is a legend!
@@VikingSamurai
In his own mind
I don't know, used to LOVE Viking Samurai BUT, he defends Frank Dux and Seagal WAY too much! I want to believe he's joking! 😂
Bloodsport is still a fantastic movie IF you ignore all that "based on a true story" stuff.
I think, he's just trying to put a counter argument in the discussion. I hate Seagal as much as the next guy but I agree, people tend to completely ignore that he was a legitimate master of Aikido. Probably not a great fighter but a real martial artist. Also, even, if he truly likes Seagal, it's always nice to have a different opinion for arguments sake.
@@hekatoniklesyea but going out of his way and claiming that the deep state stuff in his book is mostly real... Idk man.
@@hekatoniklesYeah, but his opinions are "Seagal did nothing wrong, he's the greatest person ever and no one can hate on him". That's not just having a different opinion, that's ignoring the facts as they are presented.
he really defends Frank Dux? thats the biggest fraud ever. What a clown
I really CANT with this guy….🤨🧐. He sounds like a flat Earther.
I've watched flat earthers in debates, they sound smarter and nicer than this dudebro
Definitely Not a flat earther
I’ve never seen a collab that made me want to see the guest channel’s content less.
Samurai Viking loses all credibility, saying Bruce Willis isn't an action star 😅
I was appalled at his stupid comment
I can't wrap my head around that one either.
Jfc VK needs to get his mouth sewn shut
@@JasonBrant I think I get what he was trying to say (for example: John Travolta or Matt Damon have been in action movies but are not considered action stars) HOWEVER he is totally wrong to dismiss Willis and Cruise just because they have some good movies outside of the action genre.
So does Liam Neeson, Mark Wahlberg, and Patrick Swayze, yet they are all recognized as action stars.
@@TalentCaldwell I think that's the proper context. Before Willis actually became an action star since Die Hard, he was a legitimately good actor, being nominated for Emmy and Golden Globes. Even after he was established as an action star, he was doing Sixth Sense. Basically, if Willis wants to, he can show his range. And so the same goes for Wahlberg and Swayze.
All the sexual/harrassment allegations against steven seagal, and this dude is seriously gonna sit there and praise him the entire time? this was a weird choice and it just makes me pissed off honestly lol
he is trolling the comment section giving people attitude and spewing the "seagal is the best thing ever" bullshit
Said it yourself. Just allegations. Has he actually ever been charged or found guilty? Doubtful.
@@michaelmyers3709where there's smoke...... there's fire dude
Erin checks the F out of Viking's schtick before the 5min mark.
I can see why this guy loved Segal, he LOVES the sound of his own voice.
He's around right now commenting in threads on this video where people criticized him. Dude is obsessed with himself.
Erin hates Seagal more than I do, which is saying something. But she's met David before, so it wasn't like she was ambushed by this.
@@KGH3000 engaging with comments does not constitute being obsessed with myself, I find this quite amusing and I'm entertained.
@@VikingSamurai it's just really sad bro. you're making me sad.
@@VikingSamurai I got no idea why some people got this offended by you for one single video and some comments. I really like this episode and wouldn't mind if you came back for more.
12 seconds into this and I'm done with this guy. Absolute denial. Had to stop watching.
I just don't like contrarians acting like they see more nuances than the rest of us. They just like sounding smarter than everyone else.
@@StevenKleinfelter I mean, the guy doesn't even really suggest that there's more nuance, he just outright says that women and underage girls lied about being harassed and assaulted by Seagal
@@KGH3000 good point
Bet you watched it really
Hahaha i love both channels but i'm with u guys when it comes to seagull...seeing Erin rolling her eyes more than once when the defender of seagal starts defending him is pure gold 🤣👀
Erin won't have any part of defending Seagal.
I think the guy is trolling. He often has that little twitchy smile in the corner of his mouth when hes praising Sifu.
@@LikexnerHe’s not trolling. I’ve watched some of his videos. He seems to be some kind of aspiring stunt man or B movie actor. He really buys into the BS of 90’s to 00’s action stars. It was very strange to watch.
Did “Viking Samurai” really say that Segal accidentally brushed Katherine Heigl? Google the photos. Segal is literally just standing there with his left hand flat on her 16-year-old breast. It’s cringey AF.
budget for under siege was $35 million - box office - $156 million
budget for under siege 2 - $60 million - box office - $104 million
Surprised this made that much money.
@@bmck-8400 Don't forget the bigger problem for Speed 2 was no Keanu Reeves. In Under Siege 2's case, it didn't make much because that was the first film he made after On Deadly Ground, which was a disaster.
I'm pretty sure it's after this movie when Seagal truly stopped trying in his movies.
Sure feels like it.
Yup. That's probably the last movie which actually felt like a sort of blockbuster-type.
6hp
Glimmer Man was a good one too
I was on the mat with Seagal a couple years before he made in any movies. I can honestly say fame didn't change him. He was a steaming pile then, and now he's a old, Putin loving steaming pile.
Oh wow, the Sifu Apologist used the phrase "The Deep State" and it only took a few minutes.
“Smooth and suave”… lol!!! Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Seafood seagull is many things. Smooth and suave is not two of them…
More like sloth and smarmy
I swear that guy is in love with Segal.
Nostalgia blinders
I plan to actually meet up with him in person, train and conduct a legendary interview
He's on his knees with his mouth open for him.
Nothing against Viking Samurai, he seems like a cool dude. I could even agree on certain points he makes. That said, he disrupts a bit the flow of the episode and i cannot stomach him defending Seagal on the allegations of sexual misconduct. The weight, the acting, whatever Seagal has on his head, it's all in good fun. The allegations ...not so much.
@@antimediaman9354ya dude, all of these allegations from many different people, are all lies.
@@antimediaman9354 in the human brain we have the ability to take information and come to a likely conclusion based off information.
I’m assuming you’re a defender of OJ Simpson innocence as well.
And that standard is in court. Not the public.
2 Minutes in and I'm calling it quits. I can handle the normal levels of Douchebaggery on this show, but someone acting like a spin doctor for Sifu? Not happening.
"I think if you somehow make Katharine Heigl seem relatable, things have gone... poorly."
🤣🤣🤣
I was honestly expecting you to take Sunday off after the Breen-athon.
I am just glad they are alive..after all that
I’m 11 minutes in and I can almost guarantee your Viking buddy has more than one hat made of tinfoil
😂👏
I was excited about this video and then Viking Samurai started talking.
so disappointing
Yep. "Everyone hates Seagal for no reason, and all of the hundreds of stories everyone tells about him are made up." Sure. Makes sense.
Nobody apparently wanna hear Seagals side, and just wanna drink the Hollywood kool-aid
@@jessehayes8052 Seagal's side being, what, "everyone is lying except me"?
Imagine being a fan of Seagal, no thanks.
Brian wore Seagal colored glasses during some of these movies and it didn't help.
Never heard of the Viking guy but after this video, I’m blocking his channel. At first I thought he was being a troll or ironic but now I believe he is in love with master seafood.
I did however enjoy hearing you all drop bombs on Seagal as that dude tried his best to defend his action star lover. haha.
Blocking my channel? you said u never even heard of me lol, so basically you haven't really done anything.
Seagal's hair is so tightly pulled back into the ponytail that standing on top of a moving train didn't mess it up at all.
He's able to pull that rug super tight.
That rat's nest is on with some guerilla clue 😅
It was hard watching this video with the “Viking Samurai” dude. He defend Seagal at every turn. Jason, please don’t bring him back!
Love your channel so much!! Can you please do "Galaxy Of Terror"? It's a Roger Corman alien ripoff that James Cameron worked on, and used what he learned from this to make Aliens.
holy, neverheard of this. i gotta check this out
Sensi has reincarnated into several things over the years, Nostradumus, A Buddist Monk, Muddy Waters, Detroits greatest sherif, Dracula, a flying chicken with severe ADHD
The list goes on & on
Dracula 🤣 🤣
You forgot shill for Putin.
That's too obvious, wanted to make the comparisons fun
Never have Viking Shitterai on your show again. A complete black hole of charisma and intelligence.
12:27 Erin is done with this guy’s ego. Brian’s checked out. Jason’s sweating it out trying to minimize the collateral damage from this train wreck.
Dude, check the comments, this dumbf*ck is on the prowl responding to criticism with stuff like "Seagal is the best actor ever" or some such.
Shouldn't have published the video TBH. He should have just written this up as a loss.
@@KGH3000 There is still a second one coming. Remember they always film two movies back to back per week.
Erin, Marlon Brando frequently read his lines. That's the level of genius we're talking about. Seagal plays in that league.
Except Seagal is lacking in talent.
@@JasonBrant He matches him pound for pound in ego though!
They both subscribed to the same caterer.
I got to 2:45 and I'm out. Not watching someone defend Segal.
I nearly turned it off several times, but I was half expecting him to break character and admit that this was a misguided and unfunny Andy Kaufman type bit, where he was just pretending to be an asshole who worshipped an egotistical, dictator-loving, sex pest, bully. But, no.
Bye then 👋
Never ever have Viking back on again.
Maybe having the president of the seagel fan club on wasn't the best move.....
😅
I love you guys, but Meatloaf taught me to have limits, and today I realised that limit is hearing someone praise Steven Seagal. I turned off ten minutes in as I couldn't take anymore.
What was it Weird Al said?
'I've got MORE chins than Chinatown'!
😂😂
I swear I remember reading that Segal wanted his character to be some kind of werewolf or something in Under Siege 2 but the writers told him that wouldn't work.
Seriously? 🤣
That would've been amazing! Now I want a Seagal werewolf movie
Well, there is an actor in this movie who was a werewolf at one point. Everett McGill.
"I wanna be like Blade, but instead of being a dhampir I wanna be like a werewolf type creature."
"No, Steven. It makes no sense. Why would you come up with such an idea?"
"I just wanna."
That could've been a seperate movie
Viking Samurai called out Michael Bisping for an MMA fight last week, saying if Frank Dux trained him, he could beat Bisping, who is a UFC hall of famer and a former champion who went toe to toe with Anderson Silva. It's fair to say that you should take anything this guy says with a pinch of salt.
In today's medial climate we can never know for sure, if that's a publicity stunt or real talk. Promoting a fight in the most ludacris way has become the cool thing to do. I agree though, if he's being serious, he's unfortunately lost his mind :D
Why did you type this same thing word for word and copy paste responding to someone else?
@chipchippahson Because more people might see it. Why did you name yourself after a character that Jim Norton plays, that even he has Shame Showers about?
I'm playing chess not checkers, this actually lead to me having a world kickboxing title match later this year in Dubai!
@VikingSamurai Congratulations, I hope you don't take too much brain damage, to the point where when you are an old man, your family has to take care of you, because you thought it would be "Cool" to get kicked in the head.
All I can say about the viking dude is he just kinda killed the vibe and I have a feeling he prescribes to all Seagull's insane outlandish views as well. Cringe af.
This "Seagal Jr" guy speaks like a rape-apologist , through and through.
Guys, I got so much respect for your content and hard work,but lets not do this again.this video felt so awkward, knowing that's someone that actually likes Segal's acting and performance.he seems to not been comfortable with some of your comments about his childhood hero.
Having the guest come into the comments and argue with your viewers is not the best look...
@@KGH3000I am not arguing with viewers, I'm responding to their comments.
Hell yeah another episode of SBIG …..
It’s a great day to be a movie fan 👍
Thank you Jason and crew !!!!
Thanks!
I hope that guy does proper research about Steven Seagal.
Or that his just trying to pull people's legs.
But Seagal isn't a good person. Not how he treated his first wife.
Ehh pretty clear from his comments here that he's just a troll and nothing more. He brought up liking Andrew Tate completely unprompted which is 1000% just to be inflammatory
The comments section hating on this dork is the most entertaining thing about this video. Please bring back the husky fellow with the little dog. He's way cooler.
Certainly entertaining comments no doubt
@@VikingSamurai I'm not trying to deal with you. You are a complete piece of trash. I despise you. You are going to start costing this channel subscribers if you don't stop trolling their viewers. You suck. You are stupid. You are gross and your opinion is not wanted, needed or appreciated.
I honestly LOVE EVERY EPISODE of SBIG!!....... except for THIS ONE!!!.... Viking Samurai defending Mr.Bullsheeto AND THEN saying Bruce Willis is NOT an action star!!!??? Who tf is this guy!! Lol 😂. And calling Seagal a "Martial Arts Master AND an expert marksman"!!!??? This guy spits BS out the wazoo!!! I don't think he really knows what he's talking about half the time!!! Hahaha
is that guy serious, does he actually like Seagal? Jumping on the bandwagon? This guy is terrible. I love watching people having a bad time with Seagal,but... you got to be a flatearther without any personal opinion of something or any previous knowledge about it. Its like he can't believe people that Seagal isn't a good actor/person..but then he believes the people who say people can't be trusted...what a hypocrite. It's like you are saying you don't know, which is fine. But if you're going to ignore one "Bandwagon" then you should avoid both sides. So we gotta use our brain...to dictate whats going on, EVERYTHING everyone says about celebes can be true or false...but if we watch with our own eyes and see these problems, its not us, there's no bandwagon. It is him...next thing you know people gonna start defending Jeffrey Epstein...oh no he wasn't a slave/sex trafficker, thats just a bandwagon...he was a good guy! -_-
Gotta say, I seen lots of these videos, I have only seen 3 people, it seems like too many to have 4 people. I like the main 3(main 3?)
I definitely can't watch with that guy, hes taking the piss from the whole show...."she was a teenager when he groped her" and he replies with "I was a teenager too" Dude, thats what people say to defend registered sex offenders..shes talking about the age difference between Seagal and the girl. it's creepy when an old man does that, even on accident....sorry "accident" But even creepier when they defend someone...this guy gotta go! I can't ever watch this guy again, I have no interest in his opinion....do you know how many times I have "accidentally" touched someone, I was talking to? ZERO TIMES...what type of martial artist doesn't have control over every inch of his body...he did it on purpose, hes a pervert...
How can she be on a bandwagon, if she herself said she didn't feel comfortable? So now Viking...Samurai is telling us that she was only "uncomfortable" Because of what she heard after the fact. Lemme guess, if she gets drugged, bill cosby style...is he gonna defend Seagal, even then?
I can't do this, And it makes me hate my own subject...viking samurai, that is basically a contradiction...Viking is a pirate, Samurai are those who believe in Honor and service...You gotta be the most uninspired, unintelligent hipster to come up with that -_- Or you just don't understand, I hate fake people. And either this guy is FAKE AF or he is 100% a stupid hipster
well I will come back when this guy aint on. Love the main 2 dudes and the gal, they make great observations. This guy just seems like he is here for a plug
"Viking samurai" is what a 12-year-old would come up with who has no concept of historical Vikings or historical samurai but thinks it sounds *badass* like "yeah, I'm a Viking AND a samurai!"
@@KGH3000he says he chose the name because of his moxed scandinavian and japanese ancestry.
I woulda used VikingKaizoku to at least stay thematically consistent.
I'm 3 minutes into the video and sick of Viking Samurai already. Please never have him on the show again Jason
I'm 3 seconds in the comments and already sick of u lol
@@VikingSamuraitake the L
@VikingSamurai just don't defend scum like Seagal and we're good dude. There's nobody jumping on a bandwagon of hating Seagal, there are just people who have seen what he's done and called him out for it. I presume you also think Andrew Tate is good people...
@@mightycolI do quite like Tate, I think he has a good message for men. As far as "seeing" what Seagal's done, I highly doubt you've seen anything, rather, you heard things told by other people who heard things, u don't in fact know what's true. Please don't tell me u watch CNN or Fox and believe that to be true.
@@VikingSamurai Oh nooooo you're still responding to comments? You're doing worse than I thought bro. You MUST have something more entertaining to do than troll people in TH-cam comments. SURELY you have something going on in your life you can go enjoy that would be more fun than typing comments. I'm disabled, out of work, and really bored. What's your deal?
Segeal had some pretty good Aikido technique in his earlier movies. His joint breaking and body smashing was unparalleled and quiet cinematic. So he can be defended on that level at least and those earlier works were entertaining as late 80's/early 90's action flicks. Beyond that he really is a POS human being and the worst ambassador for Aikido imaginable. Indefensible.
I legitimately enjoyed the limb breaking he did early on. It pales compared to the sit fighting in his later movies, though.
Your comment is exactly what i think
Sit fighting, eh? Could it be said that Seagal has created an entirely new form of marital art? Has he attained such a deep understanding of Aikido, which is based on pure movement, that he has passed beyond and through it to manifest an art based on no movement? Will it join legendary fighting skills like Drunken boxing, Jeet Kun Do, Din Mak, 8 Diagram Pole fighting, Eagle Claw, or even, Flying Guillotine? The mind boggles.
Yeah, I have to admit, I enjoyed his earlier movies. You nailed it.
Well fuggin' said. I really REALLY enjoyed his first 4 or 5 movies, and then I took my girlfriend and future wife to see 'on deadly ground' after praising Seagal to her. I left the theatre apologizing to her. It was the start of a decline that never stopped.
To pay tribute to Viking Samurai’s name, which combines two complete unrelated cultures, from different sides of the world, which have nothing in common, are totally unrelated, and existed, chronologically, at different points in time, I’ve created this list of super rad names that combine some unlikely, yet truly compelling combinations:
Nazi Amazon
Ninja Conquistador
Cowboy Ballerina
Zulu Aussie
Assassin Baby
Crocodile Panty Sniffer
Seagal Decent Human Being
I have Northern European and Japanese bloodlines, among others. Nothing wrong with embracing your mixed heritage!
@@VikingSamuraiI had a feeling that was the reason.
Is Steven Seagal the biggest donor for Viking's patreon?
I wish!
I want to make it clear because my sister, kids, friends, parents all love you guys Jason!!!! All subscribers!!! Dave is my spirit person as well I think. 😂😂 Love you guys
Just no more Viking who supports sexual predators.
Unfortunate Jason hired him to be in his film, so he's basically now obligated to have him on the show because blatant misogyny is a great fit for a channel that reacts to independent films that often show shocking amounts of homophobia, racism and misogyny.
Is it true that Americans have no idea what sarcasm is and take absolutely everything at face value?
I've watched every video this channel has put out, look forward to them every week. I've never been in a position to donate, or support the channel so my opinion probably doesn't matter, but less than a couple of minutes in and you've got some pro-Seagal "bro" dismissing accusations of sexual harrasment/assault out of hand in favor of his idol. Glad to see at least little pushback, but I'm out. I'll catch you with the next video I guess.
Yeah I’m in the same boat and did the same exit
And when you're dismissing real allegations like that, it doesn't matter whether or not you're trolling. You're doing actual damage to people by undermining trust in victim testimony. This is literally what allows child predators to continue molesting without getting caught.
@@KGH3000 it makes me feel good seeing the vast majority of comments on here passed the vibe check.
Just heads up, the next video on this channel WILL ALSO feature VikingSam as a guest. Remember they always film 2 movies at a time per week.
Funny thing about Under Siege 2, the writers Richard Hatem & Matt Reeves who wrote the screenplay before it was reworked for the final product, and only 2 things were kept from their contribution, big teddy bear and the line: "good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captor speaking". Katherine Heigl quote about Seagal: On the last day of shooting, and again, I had just turned 16 on this movie, and he said: ‘you know Katie, I got girlfriends your age,’. And I said: ‘Isn’t that illegal?’ And he said: ‘They don’t seem to mind.’ And I said: ‘Mom!’… I’m not making that up. Under Siege 2 had the budget cost of 104 million.
$104 million? What the hell? EDIT - Someone else said that's the money it made at the box office.
@@JasonBrant Yeah sorry my bad it was the box office. 60 million budget.
After Episode 200, which was absolutely phenomenal, this is a bit of a downer.
Sorry I have to say this but David is not very likeable. Hard to watch with him, hopefully he's not coming back.
So, Viking Samurai was right: Seagal actually wore a girdle in this film because he'd put on too much weight.
That's not a joke - he really did that. He told people he'd lose the weight at some point... which, given how big he'd get, is pretty hilarious.
That's hilarious.
I did not expect this collab to happen any time soon but here we go 😮😃❤
Good luck 🤣
Red Dead Aclips SBIG Fun facts:
Edit: holy crap, Viking samurai knew every fact that I laid out here. That is too funny!! 😂
While producing Under Siege 2 Steven Seagal started wearing a girdle to contain his belly fat, this was apparently a temporary fix as he intended to lose the excess weight eventually. This has not occurred.
Also Gary Busey for some reason was hired to be the villain despite being in and dying in the first Under Siege. He was also given a pay or play deal, meaning he got paid whether he filmed or not. He of course was never in Under Siege 2, but was still paid $750,000. Which apparently came out of Seagals co-producer salary.
The Gary Busey thing is so Hollywood it's hilarious.
@@JasonBrant you and your friends are a big joke
12:51 Stephen has a black belt in aikido, which is the Dane Cook of martial arts, also, the person who gave him his black belt, fell asleep during Stephens demonstration and he got a black belt anyway.
Seagull is the Amy Schumer of aikido, at least Cook was occasionally funny.
Just a vibe, but Erin wasn't....Erin. Felt like she wanted to be anywhere else on the planet.
Under Siege 3 was the rest of Sifu's career
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I went to Viking’s channel. I absolutely love you all; but this guy is literally a wanna be Seagull!! He thinks he’s a tough guy. Wanting to fight Bisping????
Anyways I absolutely love the usual crew and guest up until this guy. And won’t bother to watch if this Deep State lover is on it. I’ll just skip it.
I wouldn’t let Viking pet my dog!!! I wouldn’t let Seagull pet my dog.
I am a loyal fan and subscriber of SBIG, but I couldn't sit through an entire video of him making excuses for Seagal. This is the first video of yours that I started but couldn't finish.
This video reminded me why, after occasionally watching some of his videos, I stopped watching VS's videos. His endless buttsucking of Van Damme was one thing. This however is utterly ridiculous. I LOVE that your channel is getting some great guest stars to sit in with you guys.... but this was......
When Viking Samurai said that he's a Seagal fan, I was willing to hear him out. I thought that maybe he thinks that Seagal has some unique charms as an actor, or that his movies are so delightfully terrible that you just have to love the character behind them. Hell, I was willing to accept that someone might respect Seagal for all the various forms of entertainment he's been involved in and how he's created such a weird persona.
But then he started downplaying all the horrendous stuff that Seagal, the actual person, has done. That's when he lost me. And considering how he started downplaying the infamous boob-grab literally minutes into the video, he lost me fast.
He might be crazy, or really smart. I mean he jumped on this channel knowing damn well God bad Seagal is in his late years (and sometimes in his prime) so I thought it wss an act to be contrarion.
Nah he might be fucking nuts.
Seemed like obvious sarcasm to me maybe it's an American thing to never see it.
@@ronmastrio2798 I guess it's a part SBIG fanbase that are really sensitive. Unfortunate
Seagal was granted Russian citizenship on November 3, 2016; according to government spokesman Dmitry Peskov, "He was asking quite insistently and over a lengthy period to be granted citizenship." While various media have cited Seagal and President Vladimir Putin as friends and Seagal stated that he "would like to consider [Putin] as a brother", Putin has distanced himself from Seagal; Peskov is reported to have said: "I wouldn't necessarily say he's a huge fan, but he's definitely seen some of his movies." - wiki
This, "distancing", didn't stop Seagal recording pro-Putin / anti-Ukranian TV propaganda for him during this current war.
I didn't know that, but I'm not surprised @@padmelotus
Maybe, just maybe there are valid reasons for why it's popular to shit on Shitfu Seagal nowadays. Maybe perchance perhaps possibly.
Couldn’t bring myself to finish this one, I’ll catch you on the next episode.
Jason your comebacks "most conmen do" brilliant.
Can't watch this I'm afraid. I can't believe he's blaming sexual assaults on the victims.Horrible.🤬
I barely stuck in for this one, the only thing that kept me was you guys maintaining your stance on Sifu and not changing it to appease or avoid a conversation about him. This Viking Goober is delusional in his support of this POS.
11:14 hell no.
Brenda Bakke is the "sultry" actress. She was in Hot Shots: Part Deux as well as Gunhed and Demon Knight which are prime candidates for So Bad It's Good if you haven't done them already.
Kicking myself for not recognizing her from Demon Knight. I love that movie.
I remember her best from a Star Trek TNG episode. She’s the lead woman on the planet that wanted to kill Wesley for screwing up their garden.
@@DeanStrickson Everybody wanted to kill Wesley Crusher. She has to get in line.
Hot shots is parody.
*Gunmen
Did you guys lose a bet and had to have this delusional individual on?
The Viking Samurai is one special kind of individual. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything.
The heavy anger coming out about the guest viewers thoughts is kind of killing the usual fun vibes of the show.
This episode was....um....interesting.
Chemistry felt off and humour felt neutered.
Also the Deep State book by Seagal being "fictionalised...cos he's not allowed to say what's really going on" is where I kinda checked out mentally ngl
Agreed
But Seagal was a Navy SEAL and undercover CIA operative. He probably knows so many secret and legitimate things about how the government really works
There are possibilities in life
@@MentalDeviantyes, one of them is people believing Steven Seagal is tangential/knowledgeable about / to the deep state are idiots.
Oh noooo someone said something I disagree with how could this possibly happen.
0:35 The best part of a Sifu video everybody sing it with me now
Steven, Steven Seagal!!!