Which is why the creator of the show is such a douche. He had a perfect thing going that everyone enjoyed despite us all knowing that it was a very very low quality show we loved it and it genuinely did not take much effort to make and he still decided to leave us hanging like that.
Yeah, scarily enough, I totally get it. It must be the broken gas line in my front yard that's causing me to get my shine on. It's actually kinda creepy! Seriously! But then again I somehow sensed there was a mummy trapped in the walls when I was about 7 or 8 years old. If my name was on the official title to my house I should forever live here tax-exempt for the county not being up front with my parents when they bought the place back in 1982. I'm not creeping anybody out, am I? All I gots to say is when I was 9 and finally mustered up the courage to stick my finger in the hole in the cinder block in the wall, it should NOT have felt soft. WTF!!!!! ! Ironically, that was how old I was when I had to go to the hospital for my first overnight stay because I got that sick. When I went back to school 2 weeks later, the 4th Grade fascist,...uh, I mean teacher, sarcastically said to me "So did you enjoy your vacation?", as I sheepishly handed her over my excuse note. I mean that basement used to always creep me out, even as I would run up the stairs. No wonder I hate doing laundry when "There's a Bogey in the House," right???🤔🤫🤨🧐
I can’t stop singing, “I’m giving and getting and givin, and getting it on!!!!” Lmao the BJ Queen. Reminds me of the ocean.... you know all salty & wavy and Led Zeppelin like.
There are some things from this show that I can do without seeing. Seeing the onion demon rip Carl's arms off and all the corpses in his attic weren't as off putting as Carl nonchalantly cutting his nips off 🤮🤮🤮
@@FriezaSucks Lol Carl getting his arms ripped off was hilarious....something about the way he screams lol. But I'll tell you what I personally found to be disturbing That one episode where Carl slid his chain in between his nose and all that snot came out 🤮
What I love about athf is how close to home it hits. I was living in Lakeland FL and an episode came on, and this guy is ranting and he says "I was king slumlord of Lakeland FL" I choked on my nipples. And btw Lakeland FL is slumlord central. Most corrupt place in Florida.
Your commenting is every weeb who thinks they're artistic, funny, and unique, when really they're just copying the other guy in a desperate attempt to fit in
They were taken by demons in the middle of the night and were cocooned by Military Spiders in a cave deep within the Mojave desert. Because that's what Markula does to a-holes.
Seeing unrecycled animation in this show is like finding a four leaf clover.
Which is why the creator of the show is such a douche. He had a perfect thing going that everyone enjoyed despite us all knowing that it was a very very low quality show we loved it and it genuinely did not take much effort to make and he still decided to leave us hanging like that.
My thoughts exactly the second he started dancing
The fact the the Team’s land lord was a vampire explains the mummy in the crawl space.
Yeah, scarily enough, I totally get it. It must be the broken gas line in my front yard that's causing me to get my shine on.
It's actually kinda creepy! Seriously! But then again I somehow sensed there was a mummy trapped in the walls when I was about 7 or 8 years old.
If my name was on the official title to my house I should forever live here tax-exempt for the county not being up front with my parents when they bought the place back in 1982.
I'm not creeping anybody out, am I? All I gots to say is when I was 9 and finally mustered up the courage to stick my finger in the hole in the cinder block in the wall, it should NOT have felt soft. WTF!!!!! ! Ironically, that was how old I was when I had to go to the hospital for my first overnight stay because I got that sick. When I went back to school 2 weeks later, the 4th Grade fascist,...uh, I mean teacher, sarcastically said to me "So did you enjoy your vacation?", as I sheepishly handed her over my excuse note.
I mean that basement used to always creep me out, even as I would run up the stairs. No wonder I hate doing laundry when "There's a Bogey in the House," right???🤔🤫🤨🧐
@@rfrancespizarro2972 you are legend, john kruk
@@rfrancespizarro2972 I'm so confused by this chain of dialogue I've witnessed.
That Led Zepplin impression used to be my ringtone.
BRING IT BACK
"I am Chrysanthemum, this is the BJ queen, this is John Kruk!"
Dunno why but that line always cracked me up. 🤣
🎶Did someone just hear? It sounded like a power tool🎵 💀
A poisonous flower, the queen of blowjobs, and an actual hall of fame (worthy) baseball player. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, it's truly something else.
I love that John Kruk's mullet flows majestically like the siren's hair.
Poetry in motion...
Carl got no pants on!! 😂
Also they got John kruk to be John kruk
thanks for the comment. Now keep moving
Carl shooting the ceiling when he wakes up kills me every time
friggin
you should probably stop sleeping on the ceiling then
“I don’t dance….unless I’m totally wasted.”
Hey, me too!😀
Alright man, let's get wasted.
“No man dances sober, unless he happens to be insane.”
- Marcus Tullius Cicero
(yes, that Cicero… but he probably said it in Latin…)
That acapella drum solo would have made Bonham proud
I feel that if Carl performed his greatest work, I wanna rock your body (until the break of dawn) for the sirens, they would have liked it.
"Oh yeah baby... That's rocking."
It's beautiful, it's like poetry.
WIDDLY WAAAH
I can’t not get over the 2 Siren Lady’s voices, they’re hilarious. I think my favorite is 1:48 “CLOOOSE THE DOOOOOR ON HIMMM~”
SING FOR HIM JOHN KRUUUUUK
“Weeee dooooo noooot liiiiike iiiiiiiit.”
"Oh, this door?"
voiced by actual singers Neko Case and Kelly Hogan
@@gayinsanity1196 y'know i guess that means they don't like it
So like, was this whole thing just John Kruk trying to get back at Carl for beaning him with a battery at Shea?
Yup
Kind of. It's actually carl got knocked out by the gas leak and the episode is a hallucination (until the very end)
Pretty much...
This episode feels like one big joke that everyone except for Carl is in on.
Sing for him John Crooook.
Lol it's John Kruk
@@rodrickmartin640 sing for him John Kruuuuuuk
La la la la la. La la.
Ohhh you suck
@@ianfinrir8724John Kruk is not a good singer.
I can’t stop singing, “I’m giving and getting and givin, and getting it on!!!!”
Lmao the BJ Queen.
Reminds me of the ocean.... you know all salty & wavy and Led Zeppelin like.
“You thought what, that you’re stupid? You’re so stupid.” Has such a good delivery
"Who would want them? Dogs don't even want them!" That line always gets me after Carl just stands there with his nipples awkwardly drunk.
An accurate representation of what renting in America is like
Lol
I watched this 10 times and the nipple part is always painful to even watch...
There are some things from this show that I can do without seeing. Seeing the onion demon rip Carl's arms off and all the corpses in his attic weren't as off putting as Carl nonchalantly cutting his nips off 🤮🤮🤮
@@FriezaSucks Lol Carl getting his arms ripped off was hilarious....something about the way he screams lol.
But I'll tell you what I personally found to be disturbing
That one episode where Carl slid his chain in between his nose and all that snot came out 🤮
@@franktruth8341 mental floss
@@franktruth8341'I call this... MENTAL FLOSS'
He friggen cut them off with a butter knife! My God man
🎵What was thaaat?! It sounded like a power tool!🎵
🤣😂🤣
@@rfrancespizarro2972 I want this side yard to reek of sound!
"Mabye place an ad in the paper." I fucking love Makula
“It’ll say ‘NIPPLES FOUND!’”
“Finally.. NIPPLES OF MAI OWN!”
Poor John Kruk this is even scarier than that time he tried to hit off Randy Johnson in the All-Star Game
I still remember that clear as day.
Carl is somehow one the greatest and worst characters to ever exist. What a legend.
"Baseball has lost a legend"
Siren song is so catchy
The last words of every sailor back then:
" Dude !...... I hit you with a battery in '89...you remember ? ...D-Cell.."
2:31 lol Carl sleeping with a shotgun
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Carl dancing drunk is the greatest animation this show ever created. Except maybe that one episode where he runs across the yard.
"What are you doin' here man ? Hangin' out with these Hoors ?"
One of my fave episodes.
Carls dance gives life.
🎶 sixty niiiiiine…when you eat a junk lunch 🎶
🎶 at the same tiiiiiime...when you get your junk munched 🎶
@@snakeeyes2551 🎶im giving, and getting, and giving🎶
@@DoveLady 🎶And getting it ooon~🎶
Its way too late at night to be laughing this loud. Lmao 🤣
Chrysanthemum doesn't even have to sing, her hair alone is beguiling me.
Boy does this bring me back I was soo young when I watched this 😂
Carl is legend.
John Kruk hahaha he does color commentary for the Phillies now 😆
Does he sing?
What I love about athf is how close to home it hits. I was living in Lakeland FL and an episode came on, and this guy is ranting and he says "I was king slumlord of Lakeland FL" I choked on my nipples. And btw Lakeland FL is slumlord central. Most corrupt place in Florida.
How did you choke on your nipples? Did you cut them off?
This is so goddamn funny
Check out the band New Pornographers, one of their singers Neko Case voices one of the sirens. Kelly Hogan voices the other one.
Neko Case voices Chrysanthemum and Kelly Hogan voices BJ Queen
carl just straight up drilled a hole through bricks
The sirens mention it too. " What was that noise?"
"It sounded like a power tool."
Hammer drill and masonry bit it's not hard
John Kruk? Lmao no way! We are huge Phillies fans in this household!!
“What’s that, like a team or something?”
*CLOOOSE THE DOOOOOR ON HIMMM*
“Whoa whoa whoa back up‼️‼️ y’all do sex games over here‼️” 😂😂
Carl's rendition of The Ocean us the best thing ever
I’m sure they would’ve been more into carls song I want to rock your body and in parentheses till the break of dawn
"You know what I mean?"
"no"
Carls dancing animation is so fricken funny.
its really about family
"What's up, Man?"
We're the F@#$ do they come up with this ? 😂
"Aliiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvveeee"
This Is Hilarious 😂 Vintage John Kruk
Carl dancing is every boomer
Your commenting is every weeb who thinks they're artistic, funny, and unique, when really they're just copying the other guy in a desperate attempt to fit in
@@I_Wanna_Rock_Your_Body THANK you.
Friggin'
I hope dogs want my pepperonis when I die.
*Sing for him John kroc*
La la la la la la...
One nut Kruk!!😂🤣
2:33 this goddamn show
LOL!!!!
Autotune sirens
That dance 😊
Poor Carl
"...and i still use that battery. Thanks, man!"
What’s the story behind those two girls? When and why did they appear?
We think it's because the girls are a great start to a classic Carl story, and if Kruk is in, well,, need we say more....
Clearly, you don’t watch much ATHF lol
@@studiodudeshed39Weird thing is that they got away with a single frame
John Kruk is not a good singer.
We mask his hideous voice with more volume!
“🎼🎼🎼JOOOOHNNNNN KRUUUUUUUUUK🎼🎼🎼”
Sooo, they don’t want the nipples?
The way he says it is just hilarious 😂 🤣
Somebody come by and pick me up 3:07 killed me. "I DON'T dance unless I'm totally wasted!
Carl got B.O
Has anyone seen the aqua teens in this
They weren't in the first two episodes of Season 5
Markula, their landlord, kidnapped them away to an underground chamber after they refused to pay rent due to a gas leak that markula refused to fix.
Oh okay
They were taken by demons in the middle of the night and were cocooned by Military Spiders in a cave deep within the Mojave desert. Because that's what Markula does to a-holes.
They was Seen in Boston But it Was leaked and Unaired
So what song is he singing from the live album?
The ocean
"The Ocean", Led Zeppelin.
john c
kruk also played for the white sox and maybe the pardres
Lol I remember this one my cousin was trying to figure out what they were saying I couldn't tell her because they were saying sixty nine
Fing Carl, lol
2:33 💀💀💀💀😂
Aliiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
WHAT I GOTTA DO HERE ?!!!!
Soooo. John Kruk is a switch?
Friggin
Like a team or something 😂😂😂
3:51 ewww
Let me guess, copyright?
Hey imagine if Carl had a conversation with Vaggie from Hazbin Hotel 🏨
He'd probably say something like "you uh... you two's lesbian or sumthing?"
After watching the verbalase video where Charlie commits infidelity... Vaggie would be sucking Carl with all his might
0:20 (lovingly) this is how it feels to be in a lgвт friend group
DDDDC
Wow.
That was shit. It's like they said thunderstruck but used different words.
Those were black girls singing. But they're pasty when on the show.
The sirens are voiced by Neko Case and Kelly Hogan. Both of them are white
Source: trust me bro
Both of them are white
@@Unus_Annus_ Source:
Neko en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Case
Kelly en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly_Hogan
So no need for "trust me bro."
Both white.
@@johnroscoe2406 dude I literally said they were both white
@@Unus_Annus_ and then tacked on a "trust me bro" which is typically used sarcastically to mock unsupported claims that are typically wrong...
You need to do a better job editing you cut out the best line.....Good call...I want this sideyard to reek of sound