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A she-wolf of wall street would know better than to do something like that... 😅 And she shouldn't have trusted those greedy boys to handle the money, they completely ruined it for her when they printed all the extra currency!..
But it’s those shitty dialogues & cringy story line only that’s getting it all the scrutiny & making it a hit. It’s renewed for another season, riverdale writers know what they’re doing. 😭
Remember Jason everyone? Remember Betty’s possible struggle with mental health? Remember Archie wanting to write music? Remember Polly? Yeah me neither because the show had potential and it got ruined.
@@lesbiangoddess290 i think she is more of a bipolar she so far have shown only dark betty's personality and her usual one. But you might be right as well. We just have to wait and see what others enters she has
Cheryl's "What every Vixen throughout history has done to settle a dispute: challenge you to a dance off" and proceeding to compete with a teenage while she is an adult, is easily in same league with Archie's "That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”" while he was in a prison juvie.
Archie is probably the most obvious self-insert character ever. His career so far reads like the list of dream careers you write when you’re like 6. Let’s just recap, as far as I can remember he’s been: - a musician - a football player - a drag racer - a gang member (maybe not a dream career but it’s edgy so) - a masked vigilante - a psuedo detective - a boxer - a guy who fights bears? - a prisoner (again hopefully not a dream career but still eDgY) - a boxing gym owner - a soldier - a teacher - a firefighter I might’ve missed some others but??? Like why can’t they just settle on one or two things? What’s he gonna be next season, an astronaut? A ghost-buster? An Avenger? A wizard?? Like??
Jughead said “Well if you promise to never bring up the epic high and lows of high school football again” He even knows it was bad and he wasn’t even there when Archie said it lol
It’s like the writers are like oh shit people are sayin our shows finally getting good again , “haha I know we’ll include an alien , that will make it shit again , haha got yous there 🤣”, I actually hate the riverdale writers
@@tmay5570 aye but part from the physical appearances of the characters it’s nothing like the comics , having shit like aliens in a comic is nt that odd but having them in a fucking teen murder mystery it’s so stupid
also I like how the cheerleaders actually look like high schoolers, while the Riverdale cast did not look that young when they were in high school, probably cause the cheerleaders now are actual teen actresses
😂😂 It's also so annoying that they even have a short name for him, I've heard them call him "TBK" (sort for Trash Bag Killer")... Why give a nickname to a serial killer.. It's so stupid 😂
@@TheQueendom I think they wanted the name to refer to the real serial killer called BTK (abbreviation for bind, torture, kill), but they came up with this ridiculous name and it sounds so cringy
@@MiraculousDisneyILadybug it’s a real serial killer but they changed who he targets to include Betty in the storyline 😂 they should have at least changed the name
That whole Choni thing that happened made me want to gouge my eyes out. I already knew that Cheryl was TTM but Toni was encouraging it as well at the Vixens. And that alien storyline seems like it was from the Time Warp Trio books but less believable...
Exactly, I was hoping after seeing the previous episodes that Cheryl would be more "grown up" now after all these years in self isolation, but instead she's back and maybe worse than before... It's so unfortunate :(
@@TheQueendom yeah Nana Rose is giving her something extra on the side so she thinks she's cursed and never evolved and just going straight to the golden years but in a young body. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
Happening next on Riverdale: Betty gets sent to the Upside Down, Veronica is president, Archie becomes a K-Pop idol and gets in lots of scandals, Cheryl gets casted as a backup dancer for a Beyoncé concert, Jughead reveals he’s an alien.
2:36 okay did Betty just use the fact that she's an FBI agent to claim something that HASN'T BEEN INSPECTED BY THE FBI a crime scene? I'm don't work for any department of law but I don't think that's how that works, BettyKins
4:55 How is Cheryl calling her cruel bruh Throughout the her entire life she was always terrorizing and bullying other people Probably since preschool or something according to archie Betty or whoever lived in RD And then she’s just borderline obsessive and weird Like that thing with Josie 💀 How can anybody just go and forgive her?
I actually liked it (back in s3 and s4) when you wrote something about the episode at the end, for example what you liked and what was aweful. It was a mix between those funny cringe scenes and an actual analyzis. However good video tho!
I honestly forgot that I used to do that.. Because of the long break in posting, since returning I've focused more on how to edit the scenes to make them funnier, but I've kind of cut back on analyzing the show... I'll see for next videos maybe I can include some stuff I liked from the episodes 😜🥰 Also thank you for watching my videos even after all this time, means a lot to me! ❤
Betty: Let me take out my FBI badge even thought I am just an agent and not allowed to work on any case but I am going to do all the illegal shit I can
The fact that Cheryl seriously used the words “annihilate” against a HIGH school student. I- 😭😭😭😭😭 Every season truly does get worse and worse I’m glad I stopped at season 1 lmao 😂😂
Last time I watched Riverdale, Tony and Cheril got together and Tony turned Jughead down because she's a lesbian, what happened how did she get pregnant? There happened so much in this show since the last time I watched it
Archie first in the football team. Then wanting to be a singer. Wrestling to impress Hiram. Doing business. Then boxing. Out of nowhere a soldier. Now a highschool teacher and fire fighter. He really can't decide.
@Sutton Mifase i didn’t sexualize it. it was already sexualized. i’m just saying that all the writers who wrote the show know the subtext behind the word “daddy” and made a woman in her 20s say it anyways even though most people don’t say it after they turn like 12. that’s what makes me uncomfortable. but to each one their own i guess
@Sutton Mifase annabeth chase is from a book i like, and it’s not a bad name at all. it’s probably just as common as the name sutton. and this is just my opinion. you don’t have to agree with me, but please don’t be rude about it. i’ve said my piece and you’ve said yours, so just leave it at that.
The way they became teachers from students is so wierd. How do they not realise the trash they are writing. Also I am surprised how none of the actors is quitting.
Just some ideas: 1. A parenting guide from Riverdale parents 2. An (un)helpful guide for each Riverdale characters (Archie with his...stuff and “epic high and lows go high school football”; Veronica with her “dAddy” and stuff and so on)
PLZ i’m sitting i. bed rn whith my door open and lights of and the hallway light was on idk why and then when vernonic said “we’ll see daddy” the lights turned off😭😭
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Not Cheryl challenging a literally pregnant women to dance battle 😂 and then procedes to twerk in from of literal minors
I was so shocked when she challenged Toni to dance, I was literally thinking "But she's pregnant!!".. And then came the "dancing".. What a mess 😂
yup I thought I thought I was the only one thought that was just a touch weird
yeah teachers or coaches would not twerk in front of their students lmaooo
classic riverdale
@@skwaaak5031 so true
Also I’m starting to doubt Veronica “she-wolf of wall street” status after she printed her own money, inflation who?
A she-wolf of wall street would know better than to do something like that... 😅 And she shouldn't have trusted those greedy boys to handle the money, they completely ruined it for her when they printed all the extra currency!..
@@TheQueendom it ain’t Veronica...no no no...it’s the writers
ATP spoilers don’t have any effect on me
Alice: “my daughter is missing”
Hiram: “hippity hoppity, get off my property 🔫🤠🤪”
What are you doing in my swamp
peppaaaaa what are you doing in my swampp
Hiram:
"Riverdale can't be saved"
Veronica:
"We'll see about that"
*Starts printing fake money*
Damn right it can't 🤣🤣🤣
She put the final nail in the coffin 😂
When he said Riverdale couldn’t be saved he was talking about the show and their sucky storylines 😂😂
Thank you he was speaking the truth
But it’s those shitty dialogues & cringy story line only that’s getting it all the scrutiny & making it a hit. It’s renewed for another season, riverdale writers know what they’re doing. 😭
Remember Jason everyone?
Remember Betty’s possible struggle with mental health?
Remember Archie wanting to write music?
Remember Polly?
Yeah me neither because the show had potential and it got ruined.
Well the psychologist actually pointed that Betty has several trauma do i think she might be dealing with mental illness
i actually forgot who polly was
Shes most likely dealing with DID. But they dont mention it for some reason.
That’s true Betty is struggling, but I feel like it was forgotten in season 3 & 4.
@@lesbiangoddess290 i think she is more of a bipolar she so far have shown only dark betty's personality and her usual one. But you might be right as well. We just have to wait and see what others enters she has
"aM I GeTtInG WArM DaDdY"
Oh no... 😆
Oh dear god
I can’t imagine how are they going to translate it to spanish... “me estoy calentando papi?” KSDHSKHD
Is anybody else tired of the father and daughter fighting? Literally it's been like this since the beginning, there's no development.
We all need jesus
toni: *has good and genuine advice for cheryl that she delivers in a mature way*
cheryl: yOuR cRuElTy iS bEyOnD wOrDs
Cheryl's "What every Vixen throughout history has done to settle a dispute: challenge you to a dance off" and proceeding to compete with a teenage while she is an adult, is easily in same league with Archie's "That means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”" while he was in a prison juvie.
Archie is probably the most obvious self-insert character ever. His career so far reads like the list of dream careers you write when you’re like 6. Let’s just recap, as far as I can remember he’s been:
- a musician
- a football player
- a drag racer
- a gang member (maybe not a dream career but it’s edgy so)
- a masked vigilante
- a psuedo detective
- a boxer
- a guy who fights bears?
- a prisoner (again hopefully not a dream career but still eDgY)
- a boxing gym owner
- a soldier
- a teacher
- a firefighter
I might’ve missed some others but??? Like why can’t they just settle on one or two things? What’s he gonna be next season, an astronaut? A ghost-buster? An Avenger? A wizard?? Like??
He's a ginger Barbie
Based on where the plot is going, probably an FBI agent or an alien hunter
yeah add superhero to the list he has powers now
2:04 jughead is so self aware about the show and I’m here for it
Lol same
Same
He Has Forgot Why he exists in this show anymore
Jughead said
“Well if you promise to never bring up the epic high and lows of high school football again”
He even knows it was bad and he wasn’t even there when Archie said it lol
@@divadawson7647 It kinda makes it seem like it's not the first nor last time Archie said this phrase and I'm here for it 😂
It’s like the writers are like oh shit people are sayin our shows finally getting good again , “haha I know we’ll include an alien , that will make it shit again , haha got yous there 🤣”, I actually hate the riverdale writers
So true... The moment it started getting a little bit better they introduced all sorts of weird and out of this world things again... 😅
I'm honestly hoping that the Powerpuff Girls reboot crashes and burns on arrival so the PPG name doesn't have to suffer any more.
bruh aliens were in the archie comics which this show is based off🤦🏼♂️
@@tmay5570 aye but part from the physical appearances of the characters it’s nothing like the comics , having shit like aliens in a comic is nt that odd but having them in a fucking teen murder mystery it’s so stupid
@@rob5675 but it’s entertaining idc what y’all say. 😭
"Why is veronica printing monopoly money with her face on it?"
Me who don't watch the show anymore : same, Jughead, can someone explain that to me?
Veronica printed Riverdollars to revitalize Riverdale's economy.
@@mdctechnologycentral did...did it work?
@@dalekbeifong it almost did but her students printed too much.
@@mdctechnologycentral what even is this show
@@mdctechnologycentral Doesn't printing fake money cause inflation tho? And all money loses its value?
When I thought that riverdale can't get any worse but now they're adding aliens and trying to recreate their own version of stranger things
fax that skeleton thing jughead is seeing is the like the god damn demagorgan. writers take their daily dose of heroin before writing the scripts lol
Fr they copy of a stranger things with the board game trying to be slick and try to call it G & G😂 no hate to the actors though
"Why is Veronica printing Monopoly money with her face on it?" is honestly hysterical, I love that lmao
This episode sent me... Veronica saying “daddy” after each of her sentences
That part you could tell she was getting annoyed with that
*We’ll see about that Daddy*
This *just* became ✨personal✨!
dAdDy
polly’s been missing literally like 3 times already-
1. when she was little
2. when she was pregnant and escaped
3. now
Toni, the only actual sane person on this godforsaken show: ....I'm pregnant-
Cheryl: dOeS tHAt MeAN yOU fORfEiT
also I like how the cheerleaders actually look like high schoolers, while the Riverdale cast did not look that young when they were in high school, probably cause the cheerleaders now are actual teen actresses
Wait, Veronica’s father is right. The high school is garbage
“Like an alien autopsy?” What-
“Why is Veronica printing out Monopoly money with her face on it?” LMFAOOOOO 😭
The TrasHBaCk killer😂😂😂 what a name
😂😂 It's also so annoying that they even have a short name for him, I've heard them call him "TBK" (sort for Trash Bag Killer")... Why give a nickname to a serial killer.. It's so stupid 😂
@@TheQueendom yeah who does that😂😂
@@TheQueendom I think they wanted the name to refer to the real serial killer called BTK (abbreviation for bind, torture, kill), but they came up with this ridiculous name and it sounds so cringy
@@MiraculousDisneyILadybug it’s a real serial killer but they changed who he targets to include Betty in the storyline 😂 they should have at least changed the name
@@TheQueendom do they learn anything from REAL crime shows? Don’t give them nicknames! 😭
That whole Choni thing that happened made me want to gouge my eyes out. I already knew that Cheryl was TTM but Toni was encouraging it as well at the Vixens. And that alien storyline seems like it was from the Time Warp Trio books but less believable...
Exactly, I was hoping after seeing the previous episodes that Cheryl would be more "grown up" now after all these years in self isolation, but instead she's back and maybe worse than before... It's so unfortunate :(
@@TheQueendom yeah Nana Rose is giving her something extra on the side so she thinks she's cursed and never evolved and just going straight to the golden years but in a young body. I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.
I can literally see that happening... And they could toss in there something about the moth men and a new plot would emerge 😂
Happening next on Riverdale: Betty gets sent to the Upside Down, Veronica is president, Archie becomes a K-Pop idol and gets in lots of scandals, Cheryl gets casted as a backup dancer for a Beyoncé concert, Jughead reveals he’s an alien.
"Your high school is a joke."
This whole show is a joke.
“Why is Veronica printing Monopoly money with her face on?”
💀 I’m deceased!
I just wanna know if Hiram’s new turnpike is also gonna be sponsored by Doritos
If Hiram doesn't become the new face of Doritos I'm suing! 😂
@@TheQueendom Me too! 😂
Haha mmhh
“Am I getting warm, Daddy?”
I sure as hell hope not
Man, I remember a long time ago someone commenting about Riverdale doing an alien storyline as a joke. Wow...
When jughead said "why is veronica printing monopoly money"😂😂at 2:02 i died lol i cant
I feel that the writer are pissed that they are stuck with show and can't work on American Horror Story.
i dont get why veronica has to blurt out the word daddy 3 times each sentence with her father.... please stop
Why does the Riverdale writers hate us so much like all we are doing is watching the show and cringy moments of it
That part
my classmates love riverdale i hate them
Hiram: “Riverdale can’t be saved”
Veronica: “We’ll see about that daddy”
no, no, he’s got a point
0_0
Aliens? Is this show trying to be Supernatural now?
Also, Cole looks like he's so done with this show and is waiting for his next paycheck.
In the next video I'm posting they even reveal an alien body... It's getting out of control...
2:36 okay did Betty just use the fact that she's an FBI agent to claim something that HASN'T BEEN INSPECTED BY THE FBI a crime scene? I'm don't work for any department of law but I don't think that's how that works, BettyKins
At this point I feel like the writers are just sitting at a table like “ok what’s the most ridiculous and confusing plot we could write”
4:55
How is Cheryl calling her cruel bruh
Throughout the her entire life she was always terrorizing and bullying other people
Probably since preschool or something according to archie Betty or whoever lived in RD
And then she’s just borderline obsessive and weird
Like that thing with Josie 💀
How can anybody just go and forgive her?
I actually liked it (back in s3 and s4) when you wrote something about the episode at the end, for example what you liked and what was aweful. It was a mix between those funny cringe scenes and an actual analyzis.
However good video tho!
I honestly forgot that I used to do that.. Because of the long break in posting, since returning I've focused more on how to edit the scenes to make them funnier, but I've kind of cut back on analyzing the show... I'll see for next videos maybe I can include some stuff I liked from the episodes 😜🥰 Also thank you for watching my videos even after all this time, means a lot to me! ❤
i can smell jughead through the screen
Jughead this season is literally everyone watching this show
archie & veronica couldn’t even stay away from each other for more than 8 episodes... I CAN’T WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE 😭💀
NOT LITERAL ALIENS IN THE SHOW
Riverdale TBK - trash bag killer
real life inspiration BTK- " bind, torture, kill"
guess which one is not cringey
Betty: Let me take out my FBI badge even thought I am just an agent and not allowed to work on any case but I am going to do all the illegal shit I can
I don’t even watch Riverdale anymore, I only watch cringe TH-cam’s about it and ngl it makes it 10x better
I thought Veronica was smart, until she let her TEENAGE students handle money
Just when you thought Riverdale couldn't get any weirder, there are fucking aliens now.
ALIENS!
wait, who is fucking aliens?
Jughead looks so done with the show like not even cole but the character jughead himself I can't this is so bad why are they still filming this 😭😭
Veronica needs to be put behind bars for STILL CALLING HER DAD *DADDY* I-
"The trash bag killer", the way i burst out laughing 😂. Also Veronica, please stop saying "daddy" 😭
I'M SCREAMING "I kept the alien body in a BARREL OF MAPLE SYRUP" this show keeps getting BETTER
Toni is the only good person in this show
Its so funny how u can tell that Cole is so clearly done with the show💀 lmfaooo
this video is even funnier when you havent seen the last 3 seasons
i hate when cheryl speaks in shakespeare like no young adult says stuff like wHEreFoRE aRt mY PRecIoUS viXeNS
1:56 SHE LOOKS SO PROUD I CANT 😭
Why. Are. Veronica’s. Clothes. So. Hideous.
The fact that Cheryl seriously used the words “annihilate” against a HIGH school student. I- 😭😭😭😭😭
Every season truly does get worse and worse I’m glad I stopped at season 1 lmao 😂😂
Toni: *trying to give Cheryl advice and call her out because she's acting like a spoiled teenager*
Cheryl: yOuR cRuELty? Is beYoNd wORdS
Those poor actors
Don't worry I don't think they are going to renew this show for another season.
@Randy White I know but will the CW really commit to seven whole seasons?
me: *calls my dad, dad*
veronica: *calls her daddy whatever gibberish she makes up*
I knew those few good Riverdale episodes were sun before the shitstorm
Doe- does veronica know that printing money it's the opposite of helping the economy?
Also jughead's response lol
Last time I watched Riverdale, Tony and Cheril got together and Tony turned Jughead down because she's a lesbian, what happened how did she get pregnant?
There happened so much in this show since the last time I watched it
I know it’s been a while since FP left but I bet Skeet Ulrich must have left out the biggest sigh of relief when he finished his final scene 😂
NAHHHH! NOT ME LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME JUGHEAD FINISH HIS LINE ABOUT VERONICA'S MONOPOLY MONEY
2:00 "This is a Schrute buck. If you've done something good you would receive one Schrut..." Oops wrong show.
Archie first in the football team. Then wanting to be a singer. Wrestling to impress Hiram. Doing business. Then boxing. Out of nowhere a soldier. Now a highschool teacher and fire fighter. He really can't decide.
"Like an alien autopsy"
Seriously Jug that's what came to mind when someone says autopsy?
This is why the superior show is Archie's Weird Mysteries.
it makes me uncomfortable how often veronica calls hiram “daddy” as if saying “dad” or “father” wouldn’t suffice.
@Sutton Mifase i didn’t sexualize it. it was already sexualized. i’m just saying that all the writers who wrote the show know the subtext behind the word “daddy” and made a woman in her 20s say it anyways even though most people don’t say it after they turn like 12. that’s what makes me uncomfortable. but to each one their own i guess
@Sutton Mifase annabeth chase is from a book i like, and it’s not a bad name at all. it’s probably just as common as the name sutton. and this is just my opinion. you don’t have to agree with me, but please don’t be rude about it. i’ve said my piece and you’ve said yours, so just leave it at that.
@Sutton Mifase chill
"Why is Veronica printing Monopoly money with her face on it?"
FINALLY! A good question!
i think "why is veronica printing monopoly money with her face on it?" is the only good line in the show
The way they became teachers from students is so wierd. How do they not realise the trash they are writing. Also I am surprised how none of the actors is quitting.
How does Madelaine Petsch do this sober? Her lines are so painfully cringey..
Also, I'm pretty sure that Monopoly line was improv😂
Not me thinking the show was going to improve I feel ashamed
1:25 “riverdale can’t be saved” true lol😫😭
i tried so hard to defend this show bc i genuinely enjoy it so much but i can't keep going after the alien plot
I think the writers know EXACTLY what they're doing with the excess cringe, it's a great marketing tactic.
Why is she calling him daddy's still she's like 24
Because writers watch too much pron
@@RevDany23 Yep they watch too much pron
Just some ideas:
1. A parenting guide from Riverdale parents
2. An (un)helpful guide for each Riverdale characters (Archie with his...stuff and “epic high and lows go high school football”; Veronica with her “dAddy” and stuff and so on)
And the fact that Cheryl and her was a great couple at first, something happens she comes up preggo and Cheryl is back to her personality
PLZ i’m sitting i. bed rn whith my door open and lights of and the hallway light was on idk why and then when vernonic said “we’ll see daddy” the lights turned off😭😭
i stg if veronica says "daddy" one more time, i'm gonna jump off a bridge😃
Riverdale is made of many embarrassment but Cheryl dancing and challenging teenage is biggest of all 😐
my constant mood whenever i watch these kinds of riverdale videos is that one meme w the "what the he-fuck is going on?" guy
I swear if Veronica say Daddy 1 more fucking time
It hurts to watch this show destroying songs of musicals 😖
Cheryl is so selfish and manipulative.
Perfectly preserved? Maple syrup? In the same line. They lack shame.😐
Yo Veronica at 1:08 trying to confront her dad about Archie's house burning is not even annoyed lol 🤣
Wow, the logic these people used on their daily routines is astounding....
the only storyline i like about season 5 is betty’s. the amount of times i rolled my eyes in the recent episode
veronica making her own money was the point where i knew that the riverdale writers are really trolling us rn
How is Hiram *STILL* the bad guy, like pls give (this man) daddy a break.
Just when we thought it was getting at least a bit better, they bring in aliens.
"As a Father who doesn't give a shit about his daughters, I definitely do not feel your pain"
THE TRASH BAG KILLER HAHAHAGHAGHA STOP THE WRITERS NEED TO BE FIRED RN