What the HELL is Sailor and the 7 Ballz? (don't take down the video YouTube, I censored EVERYTHING)

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  • @Saberspark
    @Saberspark  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4641

    Head to keeps.com/saberspark to get 50% off your first order of hair loss treatment!
    Lord knows I lost some of my hair after stressing over these movies and the review

  • @russiancheems2275
    @russiancheems2275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    What makes this worse for me is that my sister and her husband’s favorite anime are Dragon Ball and Sailor Moon, and for their wedding they had Goku and Sailor Moon on their cake.

    • @silverstarfinder
      @silverstarfinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      They had to have known. I can’t imagine a scenario where they didn’t.

    • @MetalSonicReject
      @MetalSonicReject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Oooooh no! 😅

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Oh boy, better not mention that to them

    • @thesquareeyeball8100
      @thesquareeyeball8100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Tainting good memories is like what those parodies are made of.

    • @DeadHandtheSurvivor
      @DeadHandtheSurvivor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thesquareeyeball8100 You just had to say "taint"... didn't you?

  • @GlobalistHero
    @GlobalistHero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4054

    I feel like your sponsors are either outrageously chill or have literally NEVER watched your channel.

    • @Wolfpax82
      @Wolfpax82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      From what I’ve heard some don’t care since their target demographic will see their sponsor spot.

    • @venom_ross
      @venom_ross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@monalisa7458 TH-cam isn't exactly the place to advertise that sort of thing...

    • @LordBummingtonThe3rd
      @LordBummingtonThe3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Why would a product catering to adult men care if he makes naught videos? Same with balls shaving equipment, it doesn't matter if it isn't suitable for children, they're not the market they're trying to reach anyway.

    • @Kaya.moravetz
      @Kaya.moravetz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pfff ikr? Hilarious

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@venom_ross I half feel like that was a parody of advertisers.

  • @JeremyBX
    @JeremyBX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Plot Twist: David Peneva himself is the one that sent you that copy.
    He must have knew what would come of TH-cam if you got ahold of this, just like he predicted Disney would buy Star Wars.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That sicko...

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Whoever sent this, knew what would happen abd the negative impact ot wpuld have on Saberspark.

    • @Memecious
      @Memecious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/GqAquwaXaGc/w-d-xo.html.

    • @coffeelink943
      @coffeelink943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SergioLeonardoCornejo lmao more like the guy is trying to promote his series

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coffeelink943 that makes the act more devious.

  • @akisa7865
    @akisa7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Jesus that anti piracy scene fucking creeped me out, it was the last thing i expected from a movie called Sailor moon and the seven ballz

    • @user-64896
      @user-64896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ikr ! it reminded me of those analogue horror videos/games

    • @haileyfandroidfan1164
      @haileyfandroidfan1164 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree lol

    • @kurinthekitty6842
      @kurinthekitty6842 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      22:16
      I find it a little cool

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2473

    so back in the early 2000s there was sailor moon with huge boobas
    now days anything has big boobas

    • @Vulcano96
      @Vulcano96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tru

    • @skullcandy14785
      @skullcandy14785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Gen X to Gen Z are forever spoiled with high quality art smut and making it as a job in the 2000s is nothing more of a myth

    • @infineoinfinite
      @infineoinfinite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sheesh, more boobas

    • @iller3
      @iller3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ...especially things that shouldn't

    • @cartmann94
      @cartmann94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SuperWiiBros08 and bepis as well.

  • @amaibambina
    @amaibambina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    The irony of animated smut being made in the Virgin islands.

  • @ultimatrix139
    @ultimatrix139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    This is what non anime fans think anime fans watch on the daily

    • @chrisjohnstonsmomisgay517
      @chrisjohnstonsmomisgay517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Basically anime in the early 2000s

    • @amysel
      @amysel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I wish this was anime

    • @justapeckneck
      @justapeckneck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just have fragile femininity leave me alone.

    • @k1llallhumanz208
      @k1llallhumanz208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wait, it’s not?

    • @oapilef9911
      @oapilef9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@k1llallhumanz208 don’t worry ultramix was joking

  • @jung.o.2080
    @jung.o.2080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    That moment with Usagi talking about how the tape will rewind if its pirated gave me hardcore chills

    • @vitaliykormov1266
      @vitaliykormov1266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I thought I was gonna get jumpscared or something

    • @Micchi-
      @Micchi- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@vitaliykormov1266 that vine boom sfx surprised me a bit

    • @exi8464
      @exi8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Imagine you're watching a regular sailor moon tape or smt and that clip plays, bad 3d models and all

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It looks like someone was shown an image of Sailor Moon, and then told to redraw her but using only their non-dominant hand.

    • @salemmarz3809
      @salemmarz3809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      it looks straight out of a horror ARG tbh

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9924

    Not only are the movies spectacular meme potentials. But the law suit stuff is really interesting too XD

  • @matteomastrodomenico1231
    @matteomastrodomenico1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    This is basically the world's craziest fanfiction, but actually made into a movie.

    • @thedoctorofcringe05
      @thedoctorofcringe05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah

    • @jade4025
      @jade4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Up with the likes of fifty shades imo

    • @michaelbutler1619
      @michaelbutler1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should do a video on Blood Raining Night or My Immortal next.

  • @superprincessgem1
    @superprincessgem1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3731

    Can we just appreciate the anonymous person who sent the figure to saberspark’s P.O. Box? They’re the one who started this whole saga. *we salute you*

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Ptra bless him

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "May god bless them"
      "Amen"

    • @flamemix2320
      @flamemix2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I don't know who they are but I love them

    • @clown1jpg
      @clown1jpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      o7

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@tombkings6279 perhaps it was David Peneva himself.

  • @nothanks7063
    @nothanks7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    A little bit of Sailor Moon trivia: Usagi is 14 when the story starts, but she is 17 by the end and 22 when she married Mamoru so technically the version of her in the movie is most likely the 22 year old Usagi of the future arc.
    Why she's wearing the original Sailor Moon costume instead of the Eternal costume beats me.

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The original costume is simply more iconic, I guess.

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Plus he's a pervert.
      The top hat guy.🤣

    • @unknownweirdo6566
      @unknownweirdo6566 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Or maybe they don't know her second outfit were

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Best guess is familiarity. Everyone knows what the original costume looks like.

  • @TheCoreOTO8239
    @TheCoreOTO8239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    “Goku and his seven balls”
    He’s on an adventure to cure his odd medical condition.

    • @apples6684
      @apples6684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The deadly ligma virus?

    • @georgie984
      @georgie984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@apples6684 who’s Goku?

    • @BigguBosu117
      @BigguBosu117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Kakarot, this cancer thing is pretty strong!

    • @jadesapphira4325
      @jadesapphira4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dr Piccolo is gonna be put to work again. Lets see if his daily dose can fix it

    • @colbaltheretic1518
      @colbaltheretic1518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Puts Gappy to shame

  • @coffelita
    @coffelita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2769

    Everyone's feeling bad for Saber's sanity, but not for his editor. :(

    • @OfficialLuni
      @OfficialLuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Who said the editor didnt like editing this video😶

    • @mcclainh3608
      @mcclainh3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      R.I.P editor's brain cells😔.

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I feel so bad for both of them.

    • @chenchen6150
      @chenchen6150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      People are lose their mind if their sanity went to 0

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@chenchen6150 hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

  • @llamasandanime
    @llamasandanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Fun fact: I found their website as a small child looking for Sailor Moon fanart. That was the day that I learned what rule 34 was. Before the rule had even been written.

    • @zurizurizuri
      @zurizurizuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      you poor soul

    • @bearerofbadnews1375
      @bearerofbadnews1375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow I also have rule 34 story not as bad but still pretty bad. when my brother was little he discovered a dirty website with rule 34 of Pokémon. The only computer was in the living room where the GameCube was. when I was playing Pokémon XD gale of darkness it disgusted me. He went to that website almost daily till my parents caught him and blocked it.

    • @llamasandanime
      @llamasandanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bearerofbadnews1375 yeah, the reason I remember it so clearly is because I was with my dad at his office. He gave me his laptop to entertain myself, so I started looking up sailor moon fanart to print. He just happened to pop in at the exact moment I pulled up one of the racier pictures from the website.

    • @CalebLegend
      @CalebLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMMFAO I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUU

    • @dragonz2ash
      @dragonz2ash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The rule has always existed, even before it was written. Rule 34 is past, present, and future.

  • @neogold4796
    @neogold4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "Kakarot! What are you doing to my wife?!"
    Why is his impression of Vegeta so good?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11803

    Not only is Saberspark making a sacrifice for his mental health and well being, but he's sacrificing his entire channel to appease his fans.

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He’s acting like he doesn’t enjoy watching it

    • @darling1063
      @darling1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      what a legend

    • @masbucket3083
      @masbucket3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A true hero

    • @andrewsanusi8462
      @andrewsanusi8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He really is a good person so generous

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Aren’t you that dude that comments on basically every TH-cam video I watch?

  • @woahjuice.
    @woahjuice. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    anyone who payed attention to the community posts know that this was a emotional rollercoaster 😭

    • @sr.lontra
      @sr.lontra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought this was gonna be way more censored lol

    • @GordonSnowMachine
      @GordonSnowMachine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah...

    • @deadinside8781
      @deadinside8781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm here before it gets taken down!

    • @beautyindarkness8146
      @beautyindarkness8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @WildcardGrey
      @WildcardGrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a long wait, but it's finally here.

  • @Whothehellisstevejobs
    @Whothehellisstevejobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    It makes WAY too much sense this was made in the *virgin* islands.

    • @campthemvp
      @campthemvp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I was destined for the 69th like it seems

    • @colt-ms5ju
      @colt-ms5ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought the exact same thing lmfao

    • @kriscynical
      @kriscynical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How does this comment not have more likes. _How._

    • @annache250
      @annache250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RIP

    • @jamess.7811
      @jamess.7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @keep rollin bot

  • @obscuremix8198
    @obscuremix8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I remember watching Star Ballz when I was 14, it was on one of those obscure flash game websites and I had no idea what I was getting into. The internet in the mid and late 2000's was full to the brim with those websites, so many trippy and bizarre experiences.

  • @noirSONNE
    @noirSONNE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1684

    "There's no consistency here besides being awful."
    That was quite funny.

    • @FunnyFishFart33
      @FunnyFishFart33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sanoemma5703 lmao what

    • @kwz9930
      @kwz9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FunnyFishFart33 its a bot

    • @FunnyFishFart33
      @FunnyFishFart33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwz9930 ik the meme part lmaoo

    • @noirSONNE
      @noirSONNE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kwz9930 @Spinosaur Animator Hurting my feelings right there. I just wanted to point out I found the line funny. In fact, I laughed fairly loud to the point that I felt like sharing. No more, no less. I'm honestly a little shocked I got so many likes for such a simple comment.

    • @kwz9930
      @kwz9930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noirSONNE but i wasnt talking about the comment.. there was a bot reply that was deleted

  • @Axos_Abode
    @Axos_Abode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone else, let's get to archiving incase TH-cam does a TH-cam.

    • @count-countess8464
      @count-countess8464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @mckstellar1005
      @mckstellar1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @keep rollin just stop this is spam
      Dont click it its like his 5th time commenting

    • @luiscancino5023
      @luiscancino5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They’ll allow naked yoga but not… “this” to be reviewed censored?

    • @slowazzd2165
      @slowazzd2165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Honestly this whole channel needs to be archived cause at the rate things are going it's just a matter of time before the youtube death squad comes to take saberspark out

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I already have a separate folder with these

  • @MegumilRL
    @MegumilRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    the fact that this absolute mess has an anti-piracy measure is absolutely hysterical

    • @liamshell3626
      @liamshell3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      The creepiest and most disturbing anti-piracy measure ever, at that

    • @flarestorm9417
      @flarestorm9417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      The movie is self destructing like a message from a spy agency giving someone a mission.

    • @augustuzmoon3814
      @augustuzmoon3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@monalisa7458
      No no you go away we don't want bots ruining this video

    • @totally.normal
      @totally.normal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@monalisa7458 holy shit man really sent a weapon out to the sky. as someone who knows links, that thing leads to a big virus

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@totally.normal any link with numbers like that is a virus or an IP grabber

  • @RariYork
    @RariYork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    You know i feel like the rule of the trilogy is that "If she's female no matter how old she is we're giving her big bazongas." it just hurts seeing Sakura with big beanbags.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I had double ds by the time I was 13. I'm not sure what your point is.

    • @goddessofthots5096
      @goddessofthots5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 and then everyone clapped

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 But Sakura was in 4th grade around the time the trilogy was released... SHE WAS 10 WITH K CUPS

    • @zerosumgame5700
      @zerosumgame5700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@queerlibtardhippie9357 Then you couldn't possibly understand the disappointment guys who prefer handfuls to armfuls feel when creators of animation insist on bigger busts instead of petite-to-average. Nami from One Piece as a general audience anime that kept doing the same thing, slowly increasing her bust until it looked ridiculous on her also increasingly slender frame.
      It's somewhat based on the idea that she didn't look good enough for someone else's standard, so they catered to such a simple minded change on an established character to try to squeeze some money out of tits, and fully ignored the people who *don't* prefer larger breasts. It's a based bias, and also ignores the allure of discretion or being in proportion to one's own self. It additionally offhand devalues smaller breasts by the implication that bigger is always better. Nah, boobs are boobs, and funtime is funtime, different boobs may have different funs, but *all* boobs are fun.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And in any adult parody the bad guys engage in "back door maneuvers".

  • @andersbell2046
    @andersbell2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

    Average person: Endgame is the most ambitious crossover
    Meanwhile:

    • @Cyrogenesis.
      @Cyrogenesis. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bro this is more than ambitious

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Cyrogenesis. THATS THE JOKE

    • @KiwiPaws76
      @KiwiPaws76 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like wobbuffet th-cam.com/video/4fVPVHovAvM/w-d-xo.html

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If only we had a proper DBZ Sailor Moon crossover

    • @masahirosakurai64
      @masahirosakurai64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr, nothing can top this

  • @one954
    @one954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4270

    I can’t stop thinking about Sabers editor waking up one day and finding out Saber just sent him 2-3 hours worth of p◼️n.

    • @mrzaro4538
      @mrzaro4538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      They probably thanked him for the sauce

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Bold of you to believe that it only was 3 hours...

    • @hazq3282
      @hazq3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@mrzaro4538 he was stoked

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@v-mouse yeah likely 10+ hours because of editing

    • @sofussigvardt2962
      @sofussigvardt2962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Your pfp makes this comment 20x better

  • @juliepoirier1320
    @juliepoirier1320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3710

    "I'm personally a sucker for punishment"
    Did Saber just officially confirm another one of his kinks

    • @bongosmcdongos4190
      @bongosmcdongos4190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      I've long suspected the furry jokes were to distract from his masochism

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      It was a leather-bound punishment

    • @RandomDragonEXE
      @RandomDragonEXE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I mean with him reviewing movies and cartoons like this, he might as well be a masochist

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not the first time he's done it (TH-cam algorithm) and won't be the last with this Sailor Moon Dragon Ball Z fanfic movies

    • @stutterysteamerproductions875
      @stutterysteamerproductions875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      He and markiplier would...
      get along. 😏

  • @Aj61406
    @Aj61406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    22:17
    So strange that it made my 15 year old body jump in horror, probably because theres literally a human mouth layered over a 3D animation of Salior Moon (a human mouth layered over an animated charcter is called "Syncro-vox")

  • @Manawolfman
    @Manawolfman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    The joke of SW being bought by Disney was a surprisingly prolific joke in nerd circles. Just for one example, There was an SW parody game that also had a Vader helmet with mouse ears on it.

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I just wish it didn't happen, disney has been terrible for star wars

    • @MarioSonicUniverse
      @MarioSonicUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@delta2372 They did bring us the Mandalorian, and the final season of Clone Wars. Other than that...

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MarioSonicUniverse see the problem is that I don't like the clone wars and think mandalorian is overrated, but that's just me

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@delta2372 clone wars was actually not bad.
      Mandalore...i tried but it got really boring and not much happened for an hour...

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johnynoway9127 like I said it's my opinion, I'm an early 2000s kid and grew up on all the old novels games and the 2003 cartoon and I hate how the CGI show (which was supposed to be a continuation/animation of stories from those) just pushes them all aside and offourse the show also is what set the expanded universe nuking into motion with how much of the EU it ignored

  • @killingzero
    @killingzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    "These are bad movies. pointless stories, terrible dialgoue, aweful voiceacting, and atrocious animation." Sounds like the type of bad movie I'd grab a beer and laugh at. I remember the first time I watched, Suburban Sasquatch. I get you Saber. XD

    • @DrPluton
      @DrPluton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      For me, it was Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter.

    • @pirateofthebeans_2393
      @pirateofthebeans_2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DrPluton have you seen the wonders of Llamageddon.

    • @lillianlasombra
      @lillianlasombra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I feel like it's hard to hate on the vampire hunter Abe Lincoln movie in a similar way (although not nearly as bad as movies like these)

    • @lafan423
      @lafan423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suburban Sasquatch is a gem

  • @baddrawing4980
    @baddrawing4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    The fact that the animation actually evolved a bit concerns me.

    • @s0ph053
      @s0ph053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They are evolving...

    • @kwz9930
      @kwz9930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@s0ph053 lol

    • @HotChocolate2070
      @HotChocolate2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sanoemma5703 what the fuck no

    • @itzmedb8290
      @itzmedb8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sanoemma5703 alright curious kids, dont fall for this, it will make your computer die and worst of all your parents will find out

    • @qstionblomens6138
      @qstionblomens6138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sanoemma5703 Buddy, you’re outclassed by the video this time

  • @az3429
    @az3429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "So, R2 Pikachu and 3PO get their message to Goku and Howard Stern, who then proceed to bang the robots, as one does."
    Completely and Utterly Cursed, I love it

  • @The_Rising_Dragon
    @The_Rising_Dragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2097

    The buildup to this was greater than Endgame!

    • @theinternetdeputy
      @theinternetdeputy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment should be pinned

    • @andrewsanusi8462
      @andrewsanusi8462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope Saber pinn’s this comment

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The climax was very messy, if you know what I mean.

    • @seepaw9191
      @seepaw9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Three weeks ago: Who tf sent me this?

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru 😂

  • @CB-fw2mh
    @CB-fw2mh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    Ironically it was the TH-cam algorithm that brought me here. Every step of the way, I would get updates about how this project was going, despite not following this channel. I went from “why the hell is this on my feed” to intrigue, to genuine anticipation for this video. Its only fair that I subscribe after this

    • @jjeddediahdd1705
      @jjeddediahdd1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Same here. TH-cam kept putting the community posts about this video, and only this video, on my home page despite me never watching a Saber video before and well, here I am 😂😂

    • @SuperA2013
      @SuperA2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Welcome to the crew!

    • @Cat---Meow
      @Cat---Meow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Welcome to the fam cuz

    • @kaydubsthekoifish
      @kaydubsthekoifish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Welcome!
      Get your seatbelts ready.
      It's about to be... A wild ride.

    • @ollievalentine4239
      @ollievalentine4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well welcome to sabernotafurryspark hope you enjoy the chanel c:

  • @trendsetter5957
    @trendsetter5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    “ The more I looked into this subject, the more ridiculous it became”
    -Every student ever

    • @CHEESEPUFF_7
      @CHEESEPUFF_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, especially when looking at certain points in history.
      Those research lessons are burned into my memory

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @matthewwylie2735
    @matthewwylie2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    19:04
    The voice acting may be hot garb, but I can't not love how he laughs during this line.

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    He did it... He really did it, someone give him a medal and $10mill as compensation for the horrors he's viewed.

    • @Kharizmaux
      @Kharizmaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad it sucked.

    • @TBG1
      @TBG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And some therapy please. I feel like he'd need it after... that

  • @malachirees-morny8662
    @malachirees-morny8662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Us: “What did it cost”
    Saber: “Everything”

  • @MelonSeedOfficial
    @MelonSeedOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    Saber: I don't want to review this
    TH-cam: Ok because you can't
    Saber: *"and I took that personally"*

    • @azel7056
      @azel7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sounds about right

    • @polrfrenzi
      @polrfrenzi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sanoemma5703 shut the up 🤡🤡🤡

    • @CharizardMaster69
      @CharizardMaster69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanoemma5703 why are you in every reply

    • @xmilfmommyx7056
      @xmilfmommyx7056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sanoemma5703 sorry, but no.

    • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
      @og_3rd_st_saint_gat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would review it but without the ccp censorship

  • @Swiss_Bohemian
    @Swiss_Bohemian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I remember Dave the rave posting on fr.rec.anime around 1999/2000 trying to advertise his abomination of Sailor and the 7 Ballz and picking up fights with other users, claiming that he was located in Thailand. The flame wars he was involved in were just hilarious to read.

  • @TheStarsTwilight
    @TheStarsTwilight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1407

    "I'm personally a sucker for punishment" - ah, so Saber confirms that he is, in fact, a masochist. Good to know

    • @tookawaii9765
      @tookawaii9765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      At this point, it's kinda obvious

    • @shadyrewrite7124
      @shadyrewrite7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Knowing all the crap stuff he puts himself through, I wasn't exactly surprised to know that he's a masochist.
      We can put him alongside Markiplier. They're just checking how much they can handle it on the pain scale.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are flurries known for having masochism streaks?

    • @N3rv3d4m4g3
      @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Look at the shit this man reviews, this was obvious

    • @N3rv3d4m4g3
      @N3rv3d4m4g3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheGuardDuck no flurries are known for being windy snow storms

  • @kariduanimations
    @kariduanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    This is literally like a fanfiction turned into a film

    • @Nakia11798
      @Nakia11798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      A really bad crossover fanfiction

    • @sky-sx5gt
      @sky-sx5gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      A really weird crossover fanfic

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A bad fanfiction film instead of a proper Sailor Moon Dragon Ball Z crossover film

    • @Kurapikaisking
      @Kurapikaisking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s like a bad watt pad fanfic

    • @p1ckyourpo1zon
      @p1ckyourpo1zon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Wait.. What if MordeTwi-
      Nvm.

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Destroying the Death Star by clogging the toilet, no joke, sounds like the best thing ever.

    • @MetalSonicReject
      @MetalSonicReject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sounds like something HISHE would come up. 😅

    • @pig3292
      @pig3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah when he said that I was like "wait, that's hilarious"

    • @michaelvanhouten4498
      @michaelvanhouten4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Death star was not built to withstand a Cew-ca-ca of this magnitude!

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean it's not even anymore ridiculous than how the Death Star actually gets destroyed.

    • @michaelbutler1619
      @michaelbutler1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The nazis lost a U-Boat that way.

  • @cheskitten7097
    @cheskitten7097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Saber telling Luffy to get the hell out of there made me snicker a little more than I think it should've.

  • @venusblade4ever
    @venusblade4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1032

    Saberspark: “I bet you didn’t come here for the court cases-“
    Me: “Yes I did! Forget t***ies, I want the dirt!”

    • @blackgemstone801
      @blackgemstone801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bretheren! Same here lol. "jokes on you, Saber, I'm into that!"

    • @gmk9321
      @gmk9321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah who does he take us for? I was gonna click off the video if he went this route, I DO prefer this over whatever that was

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ive been sitting in my room trying to think of something funny but I cant think of anything so Im just gonna say.. BROTHER!

    • @wkoya4803
      @wkoya4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I ended up being interested in this video after it was taken down like 3 times.

    • @mattemattics5667
      @mattemattics5667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Breasts are temporary, cease & desists are forever.”

  • @anomalytenacious
    @anomalytenacious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    As a child I saw this picture, I thought to myself "there was an episode with both DBZ and Sailor moon?" I was excited to check it out, but the art looked different and I assumed it was a bootleg or fan made creation. I really wanted to get it too, but I didn't like bootleg movies or poorly made fan videos so I passed it by. Thank goodness my snooty little behind was granted a few more years of purity. lol

  • @Khaonome
    @Khaonome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    The only question that needs to be asked is not “Why was this made?” but rather “How did you get a sponsor for this video?”

    • @CandyCane2004
      @CandyCane2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As long as Saber promotes them, they dun care

    • @GoldenEmotions
      @GoldenEmotions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, this is guaranteed to get a ton of attention. So why would a sponsor say no to such a chance? In the end ads are about getting attention, right? :P

    • @missquark_
      @missquark_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's just proof that YT is the one who has issues with certain content they don't approve of and they wants certain youtubers gone by forbidding them money. Companies who want to survive in the long term shouldn't care about virtue signal and silly politics, they want ppl to see their ads, in the end it's all about money.

  • @bringmeliara1286
    @bringmeliara1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "oh no step-brother, i am stuck."
    i spit out my drink oh my god

  • @Whispervr
    @Whispervr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3850

    I think Zone's.. ehem... "parodies" looked more accurate to the source material then this

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hmmmmm

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I think Zone's Ghostbuster has high quality for people's leather pants than this.

    • @ShaunInce123
      @ShaunInce123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      The zone parodies are pretty top notch.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree.

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This robot speaks facts

  • @TFreddy1987
    @TFreddy1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Let this movie be a lesson to you all: Some fanfics are best left on paper.

    • @Wilieanimations
      @Wilieanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “ *Your talking about fnaf* 4”
      Go back to *fnaf* 2 tubby.
      (Sorry).

    • @crabtank9039
      @crabtank9039 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good point

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *all fanfics

    • @normadgarmez7026
      @normadgarmez7026 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's for sure. Instead it should of been a crossover of SM and SG fighting alongside with friends and family against the forces of evil.

    • @jade4025
      @jade4025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tell that to the fifty shades directors,,those movies should’ve never been made

  • @sparrowwing5347
    @sparrowwing5347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    "MMG is registered in the Virgin Islands"
    Oh the irony

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sort of like Virgin Atlantic?

    • @Sam-fq5hc
      @Sam-fq5hc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @remixchild
      @remixchild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A U.S. territory

    • @lmads8023
      @lmads8023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@remixchild there's the British virgin Isles and U.S virgin Isles different places

    • @princesszelda2072
      @princesszelda2072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s the same level of irony as ironing an Iron Man shirt. I don’t care what anyone says, but I like my irony like I like my onions and ogres- layered. It’s so perfect that I consider anything else to be a cardinal sin. MWAH! Chef’s kiss 🧑‍🍳😚👌

  • @ThinkingFingers
    @ThinkingFingers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is really weird. I remember a high school classmate telling me about this series when it first came out. I had completely forgotten about it until you'd made this video. So thanks for that.

  • @candych1837
    @candych1837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    The irony of mmg probably being based in The Virgin Islands is beautiful

    • @ItzJucto
      @ItzJucto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ha cuz they are virgins.

    • @TruecarioZ
      @TruecarioZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr

    • @kimkillillasfuq8212
      @kimkillillasfuq8212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That went over my head like a girl flirting with me

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ItzJucto That wouldn't be ironic.

    • @fossforever512
      @fossforever512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kimkillillasfuq8212 at least you have girls flirting with you

  • @NickNitro
    @NickNitro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    As a youtuber musician I take that megalovania one personally, how dare saberspark! Lol

    • @sartox1483
      @sartox1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      oh hi nick

    • @azaza-sh7ze
      @azaza-sh7ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      LMAO DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE.

    • @spedrun
      @spedrun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wait a second you exist. I haven't gotten one of your community posts recommended in so long I almost forgot. Hello again.

    • @deadlesplays8798
      @deadlesplays8798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi nick

    • @thealchemistking4063
      @thealchemistking4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *oh haaaiiii*
      …how are yooooou.

  • @acloudofcurls5336
    @acloudofcurls5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Each of our FBI agents take a group smoke break every time they find out we're watching a Sabersparks video that could be taken down. They all just collectively give up.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ah jimmy has too severe of ptsd to do anything about me.

    • @novakitty1619
      @novakitty1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this makes no sense to me

    • @monalisa7458
      @monalisa7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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      , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289/?로맨스【18+🤤】
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      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
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    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@novakitty1619 Its a joke about the suvalliance state. Look up the recent news about it.

    • @fasddfadfgasdgs
      @fasddfadfgasdgs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alw2839 You do realize they would need to hire 300million people to watch over the 300 million people right? 1 person can watch only so much and can miss a lot of subtle things and onces it passes then chances are they will never look back at it again unless there is something they are desperately looking for XD.

  • @TheAmazingTachan
    @TheAmazingTachan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember seeing a DVD of this at my first con when I was like fifteen. The moment the seller saw me looking at it (it was under a sheet like most of the 18+ merch, but I hadn’t realized at the time) he very quickly ushered me away to other merchandise.

  • @emeraldwolf3494
    @emeraldwolf3494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    “I am not the original and I don’t pretend to be! I am a spoof.” Is now my favorite quote.

    • @naikou1633
      @naikou1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sanoemma5703 Go away bot

    • @eyeofabandoment
      @eyeofabandoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sanoemma5703 weve been avised that alot of video porn scam links have been going ur comment will be reported if ur not a scam nothing should happen but if u are ur acc will be banned

  • @Randerson2409
    @Randerson2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Honestly, with how you described the VA's laughing at each other in this, I'm just reminded of the official English dub of the Ghost Stories anime

    • @pageclayton6850
      @pageclayton6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I come from a long line of quasi lesbian ghost killers!!

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Clearly, the makers of these movies never accepted Jesus as their personal savior.

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “Such a wonderful seamstress! _I hope you’re not a homosexual”_
      - Jesus girl

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "RUN! She's a Ghost _and_ a Bitch!!" -Black Cat

    • @DarcOne13
      @DarcOne13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      OhmygodwhyishetalkingsofastiveneverhadtolipsyncanythingthisfastinmylifeHELP!

  • @silentdebugger
    @silentdebugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "So, R2-Pikachu and 3PO give their message to Goku and Howard Stern"
    *nods* "Yes, that makes sense."

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They fuck the robots afterwards and this is what you take issue with?

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madcap3450 the fact that initial statement is a thing is the weird part, it's porn. Sex happens, but Howard Stern Chewy and Goku Solo meeting Fem3PO and R2DChu, in the first place

  • @mr_indie_fan
    @mr_indie_fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Fun fact: fye is selling copies of this on dvd, found it on accident while looking at anime dvds..........
    (The thing saber is talking about)

  • @flavorgamer2926
    @flavorgamer2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    "I sense a disturbance. Like millions of TH-cam censors suddenly crying out... and then being silenced."

    • @m1ntphae
      @m1ntphae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryancurtis5425 thats cool but..
      th-cam.com/video/shrn5OOMBxM/w-d-xo.html

    • @froggygalaxy
      @froggygalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmm gumball reference

    • @Utter_Disc
      @Utter_Disc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gray Plays nice bot

  • @jibbmuffly2416
    @jibbmuffly2416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    "As they get hot and bothered and read bible verses while not wearing their clothes..."
    Actually, that sounds pretty on brand for eva

    • @gabrielfehlau8626
      @gabrielfehlau8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "I'm so fucked up..."

    • @justsomeguy144
      @justsomeguy144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watched Eva Can confirm

    • @user-oq9pz6tt9x
      @user-oq9pz6tt9x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your pfp is beautiful.

    • @sanoemma5703
      @sanoemma5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☎️ Beautifull
      , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289?beauty-without-bra💥💥
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @jwysw
    @jwysw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I actually really like when you delve into the legal trouble of these movies. It gives a new context that I never would have even thought to look up.

  • @numburger
    @numburger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:33 I did not just get hit with Megalovania-

  • @RadikAlice
    @RadikAlice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    People should rip these and upload them to the Internet Archive if they haven't already
    Garbage should be preserved too, especially with a history like that. Amazing stuff

    • @Kozoku
      @Kozoku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is out there. Just need to know where to look.

    • @franciscoguinledebarros4429
      @franciscoguinledebarros4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Kozoku bruh not even really, found it really easily

    • @teaxandxcupcakes
      @teaxandxcupcakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@franciscoguinledebarros4429 the link?

    • @OracleOfTheOasis
      @OracleOfTheOasis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@franciscoguinledebarros4429 where’s the sauce bro, I need to view this ancient shitpost myself!

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kozoku sauce

  • @yetiornot5726
    @yetiornot5726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    I respect your reflex to call these "films" sometimes. Even when you're traumatized and flustered, you still give these enough respect to call them "films".

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What else are you going to call it, smut trash? :p Regardless of the quality of it, it seems like the appropriate label still, sort of, that if it's a film even if it's a bad one or a weird one, it's still a film. XD Might be more the case instead of giving it respect, but maybe not. :p
      ... Then again, for rip off movies like Finding Jesus 2, did he even bother to to give it any proper labels like he does here? XD

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terminology wise they are

    • @monalisa7458
      @monalisa7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☎️ Beautifull
      , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289/?로맨스【18+🤤】
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now THIS is _cinema!_

    • @tarotsushima3332
      @tarotsushima3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calling it a Powerpoint presentation spliced with Flipaclip is giving it too much credit, let alone calling it a film.

  • @anneonomous4910
    @anneonomous4910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Saber really is that rebellious teenager with big bad TH-cam parent constantly grounding them

    • @edizgunes
      @edizgunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is more than that he is Jabba the Hutt of the realm of the TH-camrs

  • @chrisn2811
    @chrisn2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My favorite part of this video is whenever Saber softly implies this is all for reaearch

  • @ShadowWingTronix
    @ShadowWingTronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "I'm a sucker for punishment"
    Given the fight to get this review out you'd have to be.

    • @barzalonerboyy
      @barzalonerboyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (“Sucker for pain” from Suicide Squad 2016 plays)

    • @monalisa7458
      @monalisa7458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☎️ Beautifull
      , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289/?로맨스【18+🤤】
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @theonewhocannotsmell127
    @theonewhocannotsmell127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “Saying Bible verses while wearing no clothes”
    Ah yes, my favorite pastime

    • @toolatetothestory
      @toolatetothestory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Of course while doing completely harmless self flagellations

    • @ozyisgoated
      @ozyisgoated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your username is funny

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same as well as...........playing duck duck goose with no clothes.

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite pastime is dancing to Jesus music in the poop factory.

    • @PoppyPanda1115
      @PoppyPanda1115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Catholic Priests: First time?

  • @LordArikado
    @LordArikado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    As someone who goes to anime conventions yearly, I can confirm that you can always find at least one person selling a copy of either Sailor and the Seven Ballz or Starballz in the vendor room. It's usually the same dude who's selling imported Japanese "adult DVDs".

    • @meganlane9549
      @meganlane9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wow 💀

    • @memebot6490
      @memebot6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      My favorite thing is that they actually make Blu rays of hentai. Like it's so ridiculous. Who is watching their porn on physical Blu rays?

    • @TheAlpha224
      @TheAlpha224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@memebot6490 sometimes the internet is out...

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@memebot6490 It's aimed at the Japanese otaku market, who are way more likely to shell out ridiculous prices for any and all physical goods they can get their hands on to add to their waifu shrine. Here in the States where streaming dominates everything, we've seen the western hentai market more or less die off with the exception of Media Blasters' occasional releases, since everyone who wants to watch hentai would rather just watch it on the internet for free rather than shell out $20-30 for wank material on DVD or Blu-Ray.

    • @iskrassupercoolchannel
      @iskrassupercoolchannel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wow

  • @behindthecovecurtain1269
    @behindthecovecurtain1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Honestly the last segment is just super, the icing on the cake. the voice acting, the animation, the plot 10/10

  • @thebestofbass
    @thebestofbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    “I’m a sucker for punishment”
    -saberspark in a review about an adult movie

  • @goldenopportunity4544
    @goldenopportunity4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    That 3d model of Salior Moon that was talking to the audience looks like a cursed piracy screen that no one has ever talked about

    • @ysf8695
      @ysf8695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ye

    • @ornithaevum
      @ornithaevum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *piracy is no*

  • @Todo776
    @Todo776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Mystique turning into kid Rock is the funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @crocus8080
      @crocus8080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I shit you not, she turns herself into Kid Rock. Funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "So, we got this animated adult star wars parody featuring sailor moon and goku from DBZ"
      "Ok..."
      "Then we have mystique from xmen being a bartender"
      "What...?"
      (Takes the fattest 'coco-puffs' hit in history) "And then she transforms into kid rock because fuck'em, that's why!"

    • @spiritteddy9393
      @spiritteddy9393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pickle rick, eat your brine out.

  • @Littlebodybigloveformel
    @Littlebodybigloveformel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ngl the part where Sailor Moon said that they would run a test to see if we were watching a pirated copy of the movie scared the heck out of me and gave me nightmares for three days

  • @GeahkBurchill
    @GeahkBurchill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Back in my day there was an anime called ‘VOLTRON: Hell-Bent for Leather’ which didn’t have new animation as far as I know. It was just a carefully edited and dubbed to create a pervy story. Plenty of stuff like that on Newgrounds EXCEPT, this was done in the late 80s, when editing and dubbing took a LOT of work.

    • @blisterbaby
      @blisterbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      SABERSPARK! HEY SABERSPARK OVER HERE! READ THIS ONE! NEXT VIDEO IDEA!

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Out of curiosity how was that editing posible?

    • @blisterbaby
      @blisterbaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mrpurple11 probably VCR to VCR

    • @lunanote-cassettemeower
      @lunanote-cassettemeower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds kinda like Friendship is Witcncraft

    • @GeahkBurchill
      @GeahkBurchill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrpurple11 I’m gonna take a guess-I don’t _know_ but I did work for a documentarian in the 90’s and she had the kind of equipment they probably would have used. There were VHS & Super-VHS dupe-decks, which were made for editing. With two side-by-side slots for VHS tapes. They cost thousands of dollars and had a special keyboard for editing tape. They were mostly used for TV and by college Cable-Access channels. I imagine they must have used something like that. Clunky and difficult to do precision editing with but probably readily available to college students at the time.

  • @jasonensteinjag
    @jasonensteinjag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    so this is basically, Rule 34 The Movie: The Complete Trilogy

    • @axzcel7135
      @axzcel7135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @sanoemma5703
      @sanoemma5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ☎️ Beautifull
      , , , , 📌Naked photos and videos TRENDING TOP THIS YEAR ▶️ 45.76.207.246/289?beauty-without-bra💥💥
      TH-cam: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      TH-cam: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    This: Exists
    Sailor moon and DBZ Fans: "WE'VE BEEN TRICKED, WE'VE BEEN BACKSTABBED, AND WE'VE BEEN QUITE POSSIBLY BAMBOOZLED."

    • @Thatonepersononline
      @Thatonepersononline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “We’ve been smeckledorfed”

    • @edizgunes
      @edizgunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And we deserved it

    • @AustinBlack28
      @AustinBlack28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Thatonepersononline THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR SERIES!

  • @otkucorner8274
    @otkucorner8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    As a Sailor moon fan I have one question... *But why?*

  • @futaba-tian
    @futaba-tian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I really couldn't miss such a masterpiece video. Even if TH-cam removes it, the cursed memories will live in my head forever. ✊😭

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone had already recorded and begun reuploading it for sure.

    • @thejosuke183
      @thejosuke183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      О русская

    • @dreamguardian8320
      @dreamguardian8320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know how you feel. Just watching the whole movie just to see one or two scenes is not worth it.

  • @mikewhicker9771
    @mikewhicker9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    This is what the "he did it, the crazy son of a bitch actually did it" meme was created for IMHO!

  • @BloodSlinga
    @BloodSlinga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    So what do you do for a living?
    Jaiden: I make animations
    Dream: I play minecraft
    Tombstone: I make music
    Saber: I review h&Nt@1

  • @unclenumbergenerator
    @unclenumbergenerator 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Isn't that what you're here for, court stuff?"
    I wasn't, but I'm here now, and I'm not disappointed.

  • @serenatsukino5252
    @serenatsukino5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    "Ban this movie, not me."LMAO Let's just hope YT doesn't find out about this.

    • @allenmurallo3730
      @allenmurallo3730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who said they didn't...

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They'll ban him anyway.

    • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
      @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your pfp is on point lol

    • @serenatsukino5252
      @serenatsukino5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 Yeah, you can imagine my reaction when I saw his posts about this...."film" XD

    • @serenatsukino5252
      @serenatsukino5252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChiefMedicPururu honestly, I'm surprised he's still on the platform XD

  • @Thegamesafoot
    @Thegamesafoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    A moment of silence for Saborspark sacrificing his sanity for our entertainment

    • @notaword1136
      @notaword1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What sanity did he have to begin with?

    • @MPHJackson7
      @MPHJackson7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@notaword1136 it is now in negative numbers

    • @ZaydinTTV
      @ZaydinTTV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he sacrificed his sanity back in the Dingo Pictures video.

    • @sakuraryuji01
      @sakuraryuji01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We seeping into alternate realities and future lives he will have not having much sanity. He’s being rigged in real time like a fallout character or sim.

  • @MMumbles
    @MMumbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    Pray for Saber... *His research took him all the way to 4Chan.*

    • @sakuraryuji01
      @sakuraryuji01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Be thankful he came back to us in **mostly** one piece.
      Or that they were actually being helpful for this review

    • @CatManThree
      @CatManThree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You say that like 4chan is this scary boogeyman.

    • @Kralledd
      @Kralledd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CatManThree 4chan is parts "regular" forum, part "edgy" and some parts you should not dare tread if you arent prepared XD

    • @CatManThree
      @CatManThree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kralledd Honestly I'd rather go on /b/ than ever use twitter.

    • @joshuavoss4354
      @joshuavoss4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CatManThree it would be nice if the website wasn't full of shills though, desu

  • @sharkhammr
    @sharkhammr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's been 2 months and I'm shocked this didn't get taken down.
    Bravo, Saber.

    • @princesszelda2072
      @princesszelda2072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well this “trilogy” was found in the family section at stores

    • @Kallastar.
      @Kallastar. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      2 years

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    That anti-piracy interruption scared me, it legit sounds like a villain monologue

    • @lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070
      @lennahcmarblesmonstersandm6070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm still confused: Were there illegitimate copies that had the error or was it always just for show? That was never clarified.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Mr Bond, I will now activate the anti-piracy measures. If you have an authentic copy, you will be fine. However, if you are one of the individuals with a pirated copy..well.." *chuckles*

  • @aubryhamilton1463
    @aubryhamilton1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    30:35 Saber: “Personally, I’m a sucker for punishment.”
    Hey Markiplier, I think we found a masochist buddy for you. 😂

    • @AlastorAltruistGaming
      @AlastorAltruistGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That makes sense; in one of Markiplier’s Pogostuck videos, he said he likes a challenge, even though it hurts him so much.

    • @aubryhamilton1463
      @aubryhamilton1463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AlastorAltruistGaming Well, it was also a running joke in general throughout his channel as well as the channel that shall not be named. (RIP for that second channel mentioned by the way.)

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@aubryhamilton1463 memento mori

    • @3173_Delta
      @3173_Delta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like that just means we need to find more sadists for them tho...

    • @applesaucer2442
      @applesaucer2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadist spark

  • @bassinbubba6059
    @bassinbubba6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    Looking back thanos wasn’t a terrible guy after all

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Was Stalin *really* that bad?

    • @Jeanju-e8i
      @Jeanju-e8i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Neither was Enrico Pucci

    • @carmenpopescu1284
      @carmenpopescu1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Damn Lucifer really is the brother of Jesus

    • @soillong9755
      @soillong9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      winnie the pooh isn't bad afterall

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Thanos should have killed us all."

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This looks like a flash parody you'd see on newgrounds

  • @danyg4063
    @danyg4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "But not until we see Mystique turn into Kid Rock" caused a hard reset on my brain...

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Sailor and the 7 Balls looks like it's one of those shows you can find on TV in GTA.

    • @SEELE-ONE
      @SEELE-ONE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah… Something this crazy belongs to Saints Row

    • @vagamer522
      @vagamer522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SEELE-ONE more so 3

    • @theneverone
      @theneverone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Princess robot bubblegum

    • @goldylover1000
      @goldylover1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That profile picture reaction fits with the movie saberspark is reviewing.

  • @sleeplessknight7271
    @sleeplessknight7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "You think this is funny?"
    "In a cosmic sort of way, yes!"
    "Well, mister Funny Man, IS THIS HOW YOU GET YOUR SICK KICKS?!"
    "What, it's just an ordinary Sailor... OH, MY GOODNESS!!! SQUIDWARD!!!"

    • @ghiyas3968
      @ghiyas3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I can hear the sfx when I read "OH, MY GOODNESS!!!"

  • @iwong3357
    @iwong3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I mean, I'm not too surprised you traced it back to France. Animation often outsources internationally. I'm pretty sure Family Guy is mostly animated in South Korea(or used to be) and our very own Sunrise of Gundam and Cowboy Bebop fame had one of their studios working on Batman: The Animated Series, the OG Batman. On top of that, France has a pretty renowned animation scene.
    If you ever do a sort of "hidden gems" video, consider watching Lastman, which I believe is still available on VRV. It's a French animated series based on a French comic book and it eventually got an English dub too.

  • @9Maciej
    @9Maciej 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Saberspark at the beginning: Bronies, and top 10 videos
    Saberspark later: What's ruining (insert franchise here)
    Saberspark now: furries and smat.

    • @The_Void_Constellation
      @The_Void_Constellation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Evolution at its finest

    • @PrivateEye10
      @PrivateEye10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has aged wonderfully...

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a wonderful life

    • @CandyCane2004
      @CandyCane2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes me wonder what he'll do in the future

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I feel like at this point Saber is just toying with TH-cam. Like seeing how far he can push the limit to almost breaking the community guidelines.

    • @CandyCane2004
      @CandyCane2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And Im living for it

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, TH-cam is breaking out trust. If TH-cam keeps making new rules and taking down videos that obey them, you know that the service that you use to watch and make videos is an empty shell of it's former self. The real TH-cam died when Susan became CEO.

    • @popper7633
      @popper7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oppai-sama and jetblack jay toy with youtube more imo

    • @danger_fieldparadox7309
      @danger_fieldparadox7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you blame him not to obey TH-cam lol

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danger_fieldparadox7309
      What is there to obey?!

  • @rogeliogaspar2590
    @rogeliogaspar2590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    Saberspark: "I'm leaving out a lot of context but, I'm doing it for your own sanity."
    Me, wanting to get my sanity destroyed: o_o

    • @plague_doctor0237
      @plague_doctor0237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Destroy my sanity daddy~😩

    • @sillykitty234
      @sillykitty234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@plague_doctor0237 uGh 😩😩😏😏

    • @carelesscorpse3556
      @carelesscorpse3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Sailor and the 7 balls is an eldritch abomination

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me who never had any: 👁👄👁

    • @theamiller7966
      @theamiller7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Springtrap x baby exists
      did I destroy your sanity