Why I am the BEST Speedrunner
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.พ. 2025
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FULL MARIO VODS ➜ • Super Mario 64
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Video by luna✨
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Thumbnail by Nathan✨
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#squeex #speedrun #supermario64
Squeex the type of guy to splash water on his face, run his hands through his hair, and say "showtime" to himself in the mirror before going live
"hair"
This guy is so poor he doesn’t have enough for a memory card for his N64. He keeps replaying the same level over and over again ICANT
i like how squeex paraphrases the context into reading ppls chat messages when hes repying to them
that's what makes him an award nominated streamer
squeex always has the best jokes
+2
PIRATES ICANT
ehh chat is better
@@Varooooooom when he said the word pirate though
award winning best speedrunner actually
I wish Squeex was small so I could carry him in my pocket all day and bring him with me on little adventures
laptop.
No, more like a lil Smurf
Squeex is so good at speedrunning hair loss
Nah, he can't get past the last little bit
4:39 Aged like wine lmfao
10:40 I was not prepared to be called out like that, I got a flashback to all the teams calls where someone suddenly asks me a question and I have to pretend I was listening (I don't think anyone buys that anymore)
i can't tell if you're a teenager or a really sad adult
the next time squeex dreams about playing sm64 at a party it's going to morph into a nightmare as he goes +4:38 and everyone at the party laughs at him
"I'm talking to you, you work from home software engineer"
😳
This actually gives me a lot of confidence that I’ll be able to sub hour soon!! I just started learning 70 last week. Thank you for the tutorial ❤❤
Wait this guy is a speedrunner? I thought he was running for presidency?
The best at speedrunning from just chatting to gtarp
Insane foreshadowing by squeex
Squeex you mario runs are always the best content. Please please do more of this again.
My impression of Squaks “Guys! I’m a sped runner (in a whiny voice but somehow optimistic and positive), don’t look at me from that hair angle! Guys I’m soo good soooo good. This is my impression of NorthernLion: what the hell! I accidentally made a cookie guys! Guys!
10:37 Youre not a second monitor stream for me Squuex, youre the picture-in-picture stream
Thanks for the laughs and great videos, Squeex :) your videos always brings smiles
congrats on 100k subs squeeniepie!
Squeex N64 videos are so chill I love them
Thank you Squeex. I finally got the hair transplant. Wouldn't have done it without ya ❤️
I like having Squeex on my second monitor because its like having a little jokester on my shoulder telling me jokes as I clutch on Inferno
Squeex speedrunning super mario 64 just hits different
Yeah that sharpie impression is so on point wow
This is speedrunning in the same way that wiping my ass before I poop saves time.
Our baby boy is BACK
It’s all over my screen! 😊
i love you squeex croissant hair
I'm lowkey embarrassed by the amount of joy I felt when he did the marker noise
You finally beat your time from 5 years ago! That's my squeener
This is my favorite squeex content:)
10:35 I think my soul has left my body
its use has changed but incel used to be involuntary + celibacy ie. squeexcel would mean something more akin to celibacy due to squeex. in other words, accurate! (i am proof)
Your content makes me severally depressed, keep it up 😃
F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X is such a banger
I finally subscribed after this one
Aged like fine milk
Oh how I’ve missed you, super Mario 64
As soon as he starts focusing on the game he starts throwing
Congrats on the sub hour 70 star run
“Please DON’T vote for me!” And then he posts this title LAMO *EDIT IM SAD HES NOT LIVE*
Obviously we're called Squeex's follicles
did homework watching the stream and did homework watching the video lol
hello fellow squeeqcels
WAKE UP
Squeex stole that pirate joke from squidward and he got the shirt from hot topic
hey squeeb or whatever, this is my first video but you seem like the kind of craftsman who would blame his tools
Dang, I missed another Fuck-a-Fan friday?! I’ll be there next week!
The fast cuts is approved by my ADD ;D
The GOAT
Like this comment if you’re a real squeexcel
2:16 mr beast type video
Sm64 POG
Timing
Did he seriously beat liam in a speedrun category?
Squuuuuuuuuuuuuen
What the hell he's a speedrunner? I thought he was just an Rp player
you funny guy
Is there less youtube content because of GTA RP?
00:20 13:06 14:23
15:09 no! No i fucking don’t!
Squeex
Zaddy
Yay
2:50
yeah i just squeened
i miss nadia
I call ur fanbase Squeenies
the only splice is his hairline
DAY ONE
I voted for Wirtual sorry guy
why was babygirl malding at the streamer awards, jynxzi on top
Bro has 100k and was raging about not winning breakout streamer award
He was definitely drunk but yea it was not a good look. Funny tho
You both can't read social cues
@@popecheh what??
@@editname5399 He's acting mad for the reaction camera. He's even breaking a smile in the same clip. It is entirely a joke and not serious.
Do we finally get a break from the LARPing? 😭I feel alive
JUNKO OWNS YOU.
Yea idk why bro was mad for not winning. Jynxzi deserved it though
Hope Jynxzi sees you here defending his honour in some TH-cam comments king
One day when you grow up you will realise that squeex was acting mad for fun.
People only view your videos to troll you 😂😂😂😂
You must be a new viewer huh😊😊
Y u swear when u lost streamer of the year
STOP STREAMING
Squeex