Most Practical Weapons and Armor for a Fantasy Dwarf?

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  • How might Dwarven warriors fight if they existed in real life? What armament would be ideal for them? Here are some ideas, based mainly on my experience of practicing HEMA (Historical European Martial Arts) for a couple of years.
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  • @Skallagrim
    @Skallagrim  7 ปีที่แล้ว +4977

    Since a number of people brought up Shad... Believe it or not, I didn't know he had made a video about dwarves. I have very little time to actually watch videos. Making content and managing a channel of this size is just too time consuming. And besides, TH-cam would be a rather deprived place if nobody was "allowed" to talk about a topic that someone else somewhere at some time in history has covered before.

    • @catcatLP
      @catcatLP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Skallagrim question, how viable would a dwarf with a war hammer be?

    • @hypedrifter1715
      @hypedrifter1715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      You talked about fantasy so... It comes with the nerds... Just ignore them and don't feed them after midnight. Nice video btw.

    • @ABaumstumpf
      @ABaumstumpf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shad went over several different weapons, but some f his ideas.. let's call them lunacy - like the dwarves using bows....

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Hammers are mechanically very similar to axes, just heavier. So same idea.

    • @j.m.f5451
      @j.m.f5451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      I think it's fair because you drew some different conclusions than Shad did, talked more on grappling which I thought was really interesting and isn't always brought up. If you're strong, shorter, and better balanced than your opponent...
      Yeah, just get in there and throw 'em around like a barrel of honey for your delicious dwarven mead...

  • @drake8050
    @drake8050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    Forget swords, only short jokes can penetrate dwarf armor.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Only the snark can cut deeply

    • @Jacob-yg7lz
      @Jacob-yg7lz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Drake Sigar And pommels.

    • @thegamesforreal1673
      @thegamesforreal1673 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Oh this brings me memories of one of my first DnD sessions...
      A bard viciously mocking a dwarf to death by insulting his size, i was fucking breathless for 5 minutes straight!

    • @zellarcher
      @zellarcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, but then he penetrates your gut with an axe head.

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jacob Furrow end him rightly!!!

  • @zeframmann1641
    @zeframmann1641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2688

    "So forget about grappling..."
    NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!!

    • @michaelrizea3108
      @michaelrizea3108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zefram Mann I was waiting for that

    • @whyjay9959
      @whyjay9959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      In realistic fantasy dwarf tosses you

    • @Sleepy12ftPanda
      @Sleepy12ftPanda 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why not just jump on his shield? He may be strong, but I doubt the average dwarf would be able to support your full body weight. It'd probably knock him on his butt and leave him open.

    • @Alik_Odess
      @Alik_Odess 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sleepy 12ft Panda Say goodbye to your ribs in the best case and hello to shitload of broken bones and death.
      You just gave him the advantage. You are in his reach, he's stronger then you and he is using axe.... You are dead.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sleepy 12ft Panda
      That can easily deflected to the side and then he backstabs you while carrying the hornet ring.

  • @Dude3210123456
    @Dude3210123456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    the tall grass makes it look like he's an actual dwarf

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dude3210123456
      i think he went for that with the robes and the grass

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@A-G-F- and the hair and beard

    • @qgqsrg1
      @qgqsrg1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With freaky long arms for his size xD

    • @rostigerrolf4490
      @rostigerrolf4490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the belly.

    • @qgqsrg1
      @qgqsrg1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @What' Ev i meant that dwarfs have shorter arms than an average adult human, but that is ignored in this vid.

  • @Devystator1
    @Devystator1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I love how Skall is just teaching us how to fight a dwarf.

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Or more accurately, teaching us why we SHOULDN'T fight a dwarf.

  • @Blurns
    @Blurns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3117

    6/10 should have used a real dwarf, or at least a bearded child.

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      i don´t think skall has the necessary gold to pay a real dwarf.

    • @beatdeath9962
      @beatdeath9962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Where would he find one please tell me

    • @notalive5479
      @notalive5479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      A real dwarf, as in someone that really is that short. Not a real live fantasy dwarf.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      or maybe a bearded gnome.
      does anybody get it?

    • @francisj.rivera9532
      @francisj.rivera9532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'd have been happy to volunteer. I'm 5'0" (5'2" with boots) and a dude. Missing the beard though.

  • @Jamzamurai
    @Jamzamurai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Honestly that's the flyest padded armor I've ever seen. Skall lookin dope as fuck.

    • @FusionComet
      @FusionComet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jake Engoian where tf can I get that but not armor? it looks clean

    • @spacewalker259
      @spacewalker259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah dude I was thinking he looks like Geralt from the witcher. Bad ass looking armor either way.

    • @flash1face1
      @flash1face1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah looks sick af

    • @navecamnedia
      @navecamnedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jake Engoian LORD SKALLAGRIM

    • @DrakkarCalethiel
      @DrakkarCalethiel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jake Engoian I think it's from armstreet, their stuff is just awesome.

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    But you forgot the most important fact about Dwarves. They're natural sprinters and very dangerous over short distances.

    • @bradenalder9016
      @bradenalder9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes with the exception of a dwarfen slayer they can run for long periods of time as they tend to fight things many many times bigger then them and all with out armor

    • @mathieuseres49
      @mathieuseres49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      and sometimes they can be thrown against uruks but you have to dont tell it to the elf

    • @SahnigReingeloetet
      @SahnigReingeloetet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But remember they burn out quickly because of their „genetics“ and not because of their preferred diet of beer and pastry

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which is kind of true. Crossing distances fast isn't only about leg length. My dog is faster than me despite his limbs are like 10 times shorter.
      BTW Although not really true for all Dwarves. In _Witcher_ they are great at long-distances, not short.

    • @vipr1142
      @vipr1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      03:29 Skallagrim is very wrong. Actually the shorter person has better footwork and can catch more distance than the taller one.

  • @Kid_illithid
    @Kid_illithid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1577

    Why aren't the worlds scholars funding this kind of crucial research?

    • @obsidiancrown6111
      @obsidiancrown6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @fsdds1488
      @fsdds1488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Because scholars dont have the money to fund others.

    • @TheDrexxus
      @TheDrexxus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The same reason all of those "research societies" that believe in and try to prove Big Foot exists don't have the money to put cameras up all over the woods.

    • @wraithflaire1639
      @wraithflaire1639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @ungobungo7986
      @ungobungo7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDrexxus someone's done no research..uh oh

  • @SAsgarters
    @SAsgarters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4742

    The most practical weapon for a dwarf is a shotgun.

    • @vladamirkalashnikov3704
      @vladamirkalashnikov3704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      SAsgarters
      shadowrun, eh?

    • @SAsgarters
      @SAsgarters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah. I know next to nothing about Shadowrun. I know a few players, but that's it.

    • @iepvienredstoneHuy007
      @iepvienredstoneHuy007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      SAsgarters what about pocket-canon? Cause dwarf have lower center grav mean more knockback-force-resistance.

    • @Mike-zx7lq
      @Mike-zx7lq 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As it is for pretty much anybody.

    • @internetomatic
      @internetomatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you should play Arcanum

  • @DoubleWhammy
    @DoubleWhammy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    Dwarves aren't slow on their feet, they're natural sprinters. Very dangerous over short distances.

    • @TheEpicDartfish
      @TheEpicDartfish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Haha thanks for this. Brought back memories

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But wasted on cross-country. So I guess you could say...
      *Slips on sunglasses*
      They've got low stamina. YAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEHHHHH! xD

    • @weighttan3675
      @weighttan3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like alligators

    • @Pomegranate44
      @Pomegranate44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Space Marine they also have better stamina then humans

    • @johnharvath2522
      @johnharvath2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍

  • @thenorup
    @thenorup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    An old Dwarven saying goes:
    "All trees are felled at knee-height"
    -Terry Pratchet

    • @rouger1726
      @rouger1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "I'm telling ye, we born fer battle - we slash straight at their knees!"

    • @TheKamiBunny
      @TheKamiBunny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dont you know dwarves are terrified of trees? Trees constantly invade their homes and destroy their land. The roots suck nutrients of of the very soil they live in and trees take the water dwarves drink. More over trees regenerate and live in large numbers on the surface; a single tree can also produce many offspring to replenish the horde.
      Terrifying.

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sir Terry Pratchett*
      Don’t make me break out the dwarf bread...

    • @ladymercy5275
      @ladymercy5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm considering how a stance of raising one's shield, covering their head, and looking under the shield might do well for a dwarf. Protecting one's legs is no longer such a high concern, so why not abandon the idea entirely and use the shield more like a tortoise shell, or a _hat?_ If the opponent tries to crush down on the shield with their weight, the dwarf only need to slip to one side to retaliate with their weapon, or if the opponent tried to reach under the shield to poke at the dwarf's belly, then they could drop their shield ontop, either catching the reaching blade or maybe an exposed limb if lucky. Put a blade on the bottom of the shield, perhaps? I'm now imagining a burly dwarf sprinting, shield raised over their head, ready to slice into some kneecaps with a razor's edge on the bottom lip of their equipment. I think I would instinctively drop down just to protect myself against such a sight, thereby conferring any height advantage in that moment.
      To fully picture the stance as I describe it, imagine it's noon, and you want to block the sun with a shield in your grasp... and you're fighting with a gangly giant, obviously.

    • @Klausinator451
      @Klausinator451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ladymercy5275 theres an Enemy in sekiro that's like a foot tall that had a wide bamboo-esque hat and they use it to block sword swings and stuff like that.
      They're a pain, and they work KINDA like how you said.

  • @kaymansolo
    @kaymansolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    I am curious why you use a new friend every time you test armor and weapons...

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You know why :)

    • @SleepMoover
      @SleepMoover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @DeadlyNeedle ! Yeah that's the joke

    • @ultrawhale1712
      @ultrawhale1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @DeadlyNeedle ! You didn't need to explain it

    • @SleepMoover
      @SleepMoover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @DeadlyNeedle ! and kill the joke in the process of doing so, wp

    • @ultrawhale1712
      @ultrawhale1712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @DeadlyNeedle ! You must be fun at parties

  • @FreaXxShoW
    @FreaXxShoW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    [Viciously takes down notes for future DMing]

  • @JayChampagne
    @JayChampagne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    I now feel slightly better prepared for a dwarven apocalypse.

    • @METALGEARMATRIX
      @METALGEARMATRIX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Jay Champagne One day they will emerge from their mountain halls to take back what's rightfully theirs.
      But then they see that people are being born dwarves and elves and start up local businesses that grow into Megacorps.

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      WarMachineBrony I feel like that's a shadowrun reference lol

    • @davidcrawford9407
      @davidcrawford9407 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm coming for you beware the dwarves!

    • @General12th
      @General12th 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      slightly
      slightly

    • @helton3425
      @helton3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, our great grandchildren will deal with that...

  • @clantaylor
    @clantaylor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Pick on someone your own size Skallagrim :P

    • @connerdale4221
      @connerdale4221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Tell that to a dwarf!

    • @Heranara
      @Heranara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't worry give the Dwarf a box to stand on and they're on Equal standing.

    • @connerdale4221
      @connerdale4221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Heranara Yeah. Gimli actually should've accepted Legolas' offer on that box

    • @navels553
      @navels553 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAZOOPER

    • @legion999
      @legion999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dont worry, that dwarf will cut him down to size

  • @nanoqht285
    @nanoqht285 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s so funny the grass covers William’s legs well enough that if you don’t focus on it, he actually looks like a dwarf with exceptionally short legs and a long everything else.

  • @Mellowcanuck33
    @Mellowcanuck33 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    You've entered grappling range.
    Your dwarven opponent roars."You're going noooo where. I gotchu for three minutes!"

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Three minutes of playtime!

    • @mercerfrey9427
      @mercerfrey9427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Bonesaw is readyyyy

    • @KermXe
      @KermXe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Roll for strength

    • @alex3wielki
      @alex3wielki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "let's talk now" xD

    • @richardlooch2109
      @richardlooch2109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You get just outside his striking range. you fukin kick his sheild

  • @papadragon6975
    @papadragon6975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    perhaps at that height the balls are a pretty good target. so maybe a warhammer so you can call it the nutcracker

    • @lillithyukiutacrow2532
      @lillithyukiutacrow2532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      papadragon 69 quarterstaf?

    • @Akehiko_Urabaya
      @Akehiko_Urabaya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      " HE HEADBUTTED ME IN THE GROIN "

    • @lillithyukiutacrow2532
      @lillithyukiutacrow2532 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Edvinas Tamošaitis hahahahahahaha

    • @Jrlomay
      @Jrlomay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      reinforced codpieces and leg covering shields would quickly stop that tactic

    • @TheOneWayDown
      @TheOneWayDown 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      papadragon 69 Or an estoc to the groin

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    oh, i thought your friend was an actual dwarf for a sec

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      omg ye! me too!

    • @katenaccios
      @katenaccios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is

    • @Eternalnight198
      @Eternalnight198 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought Skallagrim was an actual dwarf

    • @katenaccios
      @katenaccios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope Skallagrim is a viking

  • @harjutapa
    @harjutapa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Dwarves fighting in formation with m,ini-scutum, Roman style. With slashing spears (so like mini glaives).
    Seems like, combined with their stereotypical discipline, they'd be very tough opponents in mass combat.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's hard to use a slashing spear effectively with a shield. However, dwarves are often depicted as being unusually heavily armored (it's easy to get the metal when your entire civilization is based around mining, and they have less area to cover relative to their strength) so I would forego the shield and just use polearms as the preferred melee weapons, although my choices for those would be something more akin to a halberd, bill, bec-de-corbin, or pollaxe.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexanderflack566 Agreed. Tho I think he means the style which the front row has the shields and the second row has the spears/ glaives in both hands reaching thru.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hashbeast Yeah, but the dwarves in the front row would limit the back row's ability to wield their weapons effectively. It's difficult to fight around someone else, and not especially necessary with every dwarf in plate armor (plus, they already have a reach disadvantage; an enemy could stab someone in the front row while remaining out of reach of those in the second row).

    • @21stcenturykelt
      @21stcenturykelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexanderflack566 Nah, it works fine (source, wielding 9 foot spears behind a shield wall at many SCA events.)

    • @YesComrrrade
      @YesComrrrade ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps instead of a glaive, a bill hook might be more effective. Its the same forward backwards movement of a spear with some slashing capacity from the hook

  • @EgaoKage
    @EgaoKage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I think an often over-looked element in the "fighting a fantasy Dwarf" equation is: experience. In every fantasy source I've seen, Dwarves both live much longer than Humans and are further along in years when they begin venturing abroad (outside the shelter of their homeland). So, the Dwarf you're encountering has likely had a lot more time to refine their martial skills. In all likelihood, they literally began their training before you were even born.

    • @TheDude4515
      @TheDude4515 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      shit, sometimes they began training before the nation our fighting for was founded.

    • @BruceForte
      @BruceForte 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      And that little fully bearded, incredibly buff man is just a teenager.

    • @homeycdawg
      @homeycdawg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Not to mention fantasy dwarves are usually depicted as being incredibly strong for their size, meaning their equipment is likely much heavier, sturdier, and more durable than yours. And their strength would allow them to wield those much stronger weapon without affecting their limited mobility.

    • @damienvalentine5043
      @damienvalentine5043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      If we're talking culture as well as biology... In every fantasy setting I'm familiar with, the dwarf force is always going to be outnumbered by any given enemy force -- potentially even by *elves* -- and they know it. They're also agoraphobic, or at least nervous in open and brightly-lit spaces, because so much of their day-to-day life is spent underground. So the question becomes, not what weapon works best for a short-and-stocky body type, but what weapon works best for close-packed formations and/or restricted terrain, while neutralizing large numbers of enemies at once? I don't know what the answer to that question is...though I have a sneaking suspicion it's "land mines".

    • @stupidburp
      @stupidburp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      In close formations with restricted options for flanking shield wall tactics dominate. Weapons used could be short such as Roman gladius but in a tunnel many ranks of long spears such as with Greek hoplite phalanx would also be a good option.

  • @birb7271
    @birb7271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Shad's video didn't have real life testing and nobody has a patent on dwarf weapon videos. I'd love to see more stuff like this from Skallagrim.

    • @thiagodeoliveira1727
      @thiagodeoliveira1727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it would make a nice video series/playlist

    • @HuchiaZ
      @HuchiaZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Breaking Balance agreed to you both. I'd be ecstatic for a whole playlist

    • @Odinson224
      @Odinson224 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed, that would be awesome!

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Hauke Holst
      Actually, they were pretty similar. Shad felt that the dwarf needed a longer weapon to give him better reach. Although, he was thinking the larger shield. But the problem revealed with that in this video was that such a large shield would be hard to see around. I think he even had the same sorts of ideas concerning armor.

  • @tobiasschwarzberger2267
    @tobiasschwarzberger2267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I Always figured that dwarves Penchant for one handed axes came from Fighting wars against other dwarves, Underground in tunnels that would rarely be very accomodating to larger weapons. And that they would obviously use longer weapons when Fighting against the big folk, while still keeping their trusty axe or hammer at their belt for emergencies. I think it is a reasonable Explanation for why Fantasy dwarves seem to so often have short one handed axes.

    • @Areanyusernamesleft
      @Areanyusernamesleft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Interesting theory. Along those lines both axes and especially bludgeons like hammers tend to be more effective against layered suits of armor.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Odds are that fighting axes would all have a spike or pick on the back for dealing with armor.
      Edit, the other thing is that they can carry more armor on less body, so getting in close is a viable option, especially as they would be out ranged by a human with a similar weapon. In a unit longer weapons would be useful, but one on one odds are that the dwarf will never get the range advantage.

    • @KhairulFadzlyAKarim
      @KhairulFadzlyAKarim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I always thought their axe are bigger and heavier, Dwarves are stronger than human so they can bear heavier weight. Imagine them wearing full armor barreling down the tunnel at a fast sprint with their large shield in front. In tight spaces where you can’t evade, they are going to hit you like a ton of bricks, try to defend that.

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’ve always thought it was the natural progression from the pickaxe. A blade is much handier in confined spaces.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s probably a cultural thing

  • @aidenkoontz8188
    @aidenkoontz8188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    "Can't move very fast" "Can't cover distance very fast"
    DWARVES ARE NATURAL SPRINTARS, VEERY DEADLY OVA SHORT DISTANCES!

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aiden Koontz to the top with you good sir

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Also: they don't cover distances fast... but they cover them steadily and more enduring than humans

    • @kuronoroux8864
      @kuronoroux8864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aiden Koontz These fuckers were a pain in Dark Souls II

    • @Darlos9D
      @Darlos9D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And humans are already pretty enduring when steadily covering long distances, so that's saying something.

    • @ivain8704
      @ivain8704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And humans IRL are the big stamina hunters. Dwarves must be nature's worst nightmare

  • @taproot0619
    @taproot0619 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    "Dwarves are natural sprinters! very dangerous over short distances..." LOTR.

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Matthew Hoots Makes sense. Short, but very powerful legs. It'd be like trying to outrun a dog; certainly doable, but in the short-term(no pun intended), you're going to lose every time by virtue of steps taken.

    • @smitty1647
      @smitty1647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      sprinting dogs do not have short stubby legs. tolkien fucked up his lore dwarves are not natural sprinters

    • @gamongames
      @gamongames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Omg, the proud bullshitting dwarf of the story told a large tale about his race's feats to a rival?
      Tolkien certailny didnt think it through

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matthew Hoots oh Gimili, bullshit is an ugly color for you.

    • @bioniclegoblin6495
      @bioniclegoblin6495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Matthew Hoots Can someone tell me who TF said that? If it was Gimli again... ah well.
      I mean, weren't they known to have great endurance etc?

  • @Wanderer628
    @Wanderer628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Looking pretty dope in that Skall :D

    • @Darlos9D
      @Darlos9D 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He looks like the villain from something.

    • @Gunnar120
      @Gunnar120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Darlos9D like the villain from mid 2000s fantasy, or a hero from mid 2010s fantasy.

    • @buddyallred1488
      @buddyallred1488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ursine armor from witcher 3

  • @couchbear6108
    @couchbear6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Your "dwarf" looks like Zoltan from Witcher series IRL

  • @HelDracul
    @HelDracul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Zoltan? Is that you?

    • @buddyallred1488
      @buddyallred1488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking the same fuckin thing haha

    • @gabemerritt3139
      @gabemerritt3139 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DEATHMAN1651 my favorite dwarf

    • @cnervip
      @cnervip 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *polar tiger roar*

    • @erebus7306
      @erebus7306 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah its me, hi

  • @olivierbassin286
    @olivierbassin286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Dayum Skall! You look like a Lord in that outfit! Suits you really well :3

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He so Handsome
      Chuckle.

  • @_Lenden_
    @_Lenden_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Now get an actual dwarf who is experienced in HEMA and see how he holds up.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I concur.

    • @MustbeTheBassest
      @MustbeTheBassest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lenden Longbeard real life dwarves != fantasy dwarves

    • @_Lenden_
      @_Lenden_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CaptBeardie Yes

    • @amassasa
      @amassasa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be golden

    • @caracaes
      @caracaes 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elder Scroll dwarves (dwemer) are just a shorter race of elves. Elves are (in the lore, but not really in the actual game) taller than humans, and dwemers would be just as tall as a short human.

  • @jmcantila9104
    @jmcantila9104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    That other guys spent such a long time on his knees I actually forgot he wasn't a dwarf

    • @joshuataft5541
      @joshuataft5541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt bad for him too..you see him sighing ...I bet hes thinking..man when can I stand up...things we do for a vidio lol

    • @jekyle1980
      @jekyle1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s that big beard he was rocking. 🤓

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm quite proud of the community that in 6 years no one has made a Yo Momma joke out of that set up.

  • @mattbritzius570
    @mattbritzius570 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    In almost every fantasy world, Dwarves are much stronger than men. Sort of a balance to their shortness.

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Well, a shorter body tend to have a denser body, so yes they are stronger

    • @Johnnythefirst
      @Johnnythefirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @Kevin Warburton In the warhammer universe they are short, bearded gorillas with ham sized fists and arms longer than their legs. They could basically strangle you with one hand.

    • @Technoanima
      @Technoanima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Not a balance. Physics and environment.
      Taller dwarves would have a huge disadvantage travelling, fighting and navigating in tunnels.

    • @coolintuitivename4910
      @coolintuitivename4910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lower center of gravity means that you are more difficult to knock over but your enemy is more easy to topple. Thats why rugby players get so low

    • @mattbritzius570
      @mattbritzius570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Technoanima Not if they made bigger tunnels.

  • @AylashWindstorm
    @AylashWindstorm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm actually in the process of writing a fantasy novel and this video has given me a thousand ideas for writing better combat scenes. Thank you so much!

    • @AkenValle
      @AkenValle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did you ever finish it?

  • @jekyle1980
    @jekyle1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Neither my 8-yr-old son or I have any training in medieval weapons but just FYI, whenever we spar (with foam weapons) he raises his heater shield up over his head and focuses on my legs. He holds his own blocking a lot of my attacks, and just targets my legs. I’ve found that protecting my legs from attacks is actually pretty hard!

    • @DeMac10
      @DeMac10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Just like in boxing, the shorter boxer has to look out for head shots more, but can slam the taller opponents body a lot easier, and vice versa!

    • @Al_Straik
      @Al_Straik ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's extremely cute

  • @cwk18
    @cwk18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Now, do a tutorial on slaying a globin.
    I really need that

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Go ask goblin slayer for that

    • @azekia
      @azekia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shortsword and small shield, their blood is too sticky so you will hace to use their weapons and always remember: They are not smart but they aren't completly fools

    • @dirkloid4261
      @dirkloid4261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If it's youst one goblin with no spechil training at all faising you in a one on one without a surprise attack you should not have mutch problems winning even if you youst have a long stick or st like it I mean they are mutch weaker than an adult human

    • @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse
      @TheHorsemanOfTheApocalypse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karen's crotch goblin?

    • @Potato-pn8sg
      @Potato-pn8sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just KICK them.

  • @soulofresolve9514
    @soulofresolve9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Great thing for a dwarf: a good helmet. Their head would be a lot easier to hit than someone who’s average height.

    • @paulbadtram748
      @paulbadtram748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good thing they have strong necks to carry a heavy helmets.

    • @Overlord99762
      @Overlord99762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They grapple you and headbutt you, and that's good night for you

  • @Arphemius
    @Arphemius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    7:43 "Thrust the pommel in his face and then try to shank him"
    Why would you try to shank someone who's already been obliterated?

    • @marhabanramadhan4552
      @marhabanramadhan4552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Arphemius you mean ended rightly.

    • @Theladrion
      @Theladrion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Arphemius If your enemy is in less than 3 pieces, he is still a potential threat.

    • @Efeye-s
      @Efeye-s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Double tap, bro.

    • @ShamelessDuck
      @ShamelessDuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Arphemius for good measure

    • @elixxon
      @elixxon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pommels have no power if they are not unscrewed and thrown unfortunately.

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    16:45 for *Aggressively Advances in a Dwarven Manner.*
    Thank me later.

  • @appa609
    @appa609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I just realized that dwarves have a huge advantage in hand to hand combat against humans in that their defense direction is disjoint from their attack direction. They can keep their shields raised up almost all the time and this would in no way block them from attacking your legs.

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No wonder orks have a hard time fighting them

  • @Limrasson
    @Limrasson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I'm around 95% sure that most dwarven armaments woudl be around hammers, warpicks and tower shields. The simple reason for this is that I assume that they fought each other before they start fighting anyone else and that they live inside mountains. (And they are usually portrayed as isolationists, so fighting each other more seems likely).
    This means that a lot of warfare is fought in tunnels, caves and the such and their natural tool from which weapons can be developed are hammers and pickaxes. Tunnels can be easily blocked off by a good shield wall and short-handled weapons are better in close quarters than long ones. Even so I assume polearms would come in handy in many situations too and especially against larger opponents. And then of course siege weapons since not only can they effective defend a tunnel by themselves. (You don't need to aim your scorpion), but may shoot the cave walls to create localized cave-ins too.

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      in fiction dwarves mostly fight goblins and not dwarves (if one mine is a city then its unlikely they will meat another dwarven army. so what they use depends on the goblins/orcs which in the tolkien books whear chain mail and use shields (but only the knights of dol amroth are given anyform of plate in the books so thats a mute point) so their main weapon would be swords if they are unarmoured or only partially armoured, spears work too, if they look like the orcs/goblins in Moria from the lord of the rings movie then war hammers and pickaxes as they had plate.

    • @Grothgerek
      @Grothgerek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dwarfes never fight themself. They have enough enemies they must focus. They already have the disadvantage over other races that they can get pretty old, but also have a low born rate. In other words, every dead dwarf is a huge tragedy for their clan.

    • @tomi4104
      @tomi4104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even if they were fighting each other, imagine how annoying would be a guy with 2meters spear when your reach is about half a meter.

    • @Pattoe
      @Pattoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The problem with long weapons as a dwarf is that since you're fighting in and moving around tunnels, being able to turn around if you get outflanked (side tunnels connecting to the tunnel you're in, for example) is very difficult. Low ceilings, narrow passages etc might mean that it's impossible to turn your spear/long axe etc to be pointy end towards enemy.

    • @vizerandevir6422
      @vizerandevir6422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hammers, warpicks and crossbows. Glad somebody else gets it. Polearms and swords are for humans in their grassy fields.

  • @TheSilverPhoenix100
    @TheSilverPhoenix100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    To be fair the only time a dwarf uses a tower shield at least in Tolkiens lore is when they are in a phalanx and forming a shield wall which sort of eliminates the problem you presented otherwise they usually use a two handed axe, maul, or one handed weapon/shield combonation

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      which battle was this, i feel like it was in the Silmarillion,

    • @musicplaylists59
      @musicplaylists59 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      in the Hobbit the dwarf soldiers in Dain's army are described as using large two handed mattocks. I thought that was quite interesting, I dont remember hearing of mattocks being used as weapons before.

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Tessa Kristiansen
      I guess nothing gets more dwarven than attacking someone with a broad-headed pickaxe.

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      same in some other sources.
      and in some dwarves never get mentioned with tower shields.
      i usually picture a two handed axe/hammer or a axe or hammer and a smaller round shield. almost viking like in set up.

    • @AstrumG2V
      @AstrumG2V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The idea of a dwarven phalanx should be extremely terrifying as a fighting force. Dwarves, from what I've read up on different lores, are about 120 kilograms on average. Imagine a long wall of thick iron shields with a way lower center of gravity than a normal shield wall. That thing ain't moving! :o

  • @Alorand
    @Alorand 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    7:55 - "Spears are a pain in your butt, or anything really."
    I say that what you really want to avoid is having to deal with spears being a pain in your crotch.

  • @nunyabizness4926
    @nunyabizness4926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the idea of a fully armored Dwarf just walking at people and laughing with his Battleaxe a-swinging

  • @gottmaschine836
    @gottmaschine836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I think a Phalanx of dwarfs with tower shields would be awesome

    • @Calimbandil87
      @Calimbandil87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Indeed. With Roman armor as well. The ability to deal with cuts from above will be really useful. The reinforced helmets and shoulders while keeping the lower body relatively free for movement seem suitable for a race that is strong and hardy and usually fighting people taller than themselves.

    • @viliphied
      @viliphied 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be great for fighting in enclosed spaces like underground tunnels, but on the surface the dwarves relative immobility and small stature would only exacerbate the natural disadvantages of the phalanx.

    • @Zankaroo
      @Zankaroo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well a phalanx is a tactic just like any other you wouldn't use it in an open field.

    • @Calimbandil87
      @Calimbandil87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Indeed. The dwarves would not fight that often in an open field though. In almost all lore dwarves are generally focused on the defence of their holds, mines and fortresses. In an open field I think they would probably fight in a maniple, with a lot of missile support for taking out cavalry and other fast targets.

    • @Zankaroo
      @Zankaroo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now I want to make a Dwarven artificer than invents a ballista bolt that is a MIRV and sprays magic missiles and fireballs everywhere.

  • @0Sirk0
    @0Sirk0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    *BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?!*

    • @rush4in
      @rush4in 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We are asking the right questions here, I see!

    • @zortesh
      @zortesh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really big crossbows with poop covered bolts.... leave a pile of loot somewhere... ambush it and fill it with bolts, then wait for it to die of infection. that or small ballistae.

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or you can put out some sheep/any other livestock the dragon is possibly interested as bait and stuff it with sharp metal shards and poison (or shit), as suggested in one of the Witcher novels

    • @choptop81
      @choptop81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny, that's how dragons are usually killed in British folklore. That and spiked barrels

    • @0Sirk0
      @0Sirk0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      what have i done.

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 7 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Best solution is to have a human and a dwarf fighting on the same side. First, unscrew your pommel and give it to the dwarf. Then pick up the dwarf and toss him at the enemy. The dwarf then ends him rightly. This works very well in a siege situation. A true weapon of terror!

    • @mindbreak666
      @mindbreak666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thomas M why don't you have 300 dwarves passing a pommel at each other in a single turn?

    • @dankbullet7891
      @dankbullet7891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The problem is that you never toss a dwarf

    • @sarojolibois6088
      @sarojolibois6088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thomas M scourge of mankind

    • @larfanformersalat0220
      @larfanformersalat0220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thomas M But don't tell the elf!

    • @spooky4124
      @spooky4124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Throwing Dwarfs, the deadliest weapon aside from the pommel

  • @crimsonfists6224
    @crimsonfists6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    A very important issue that most people tend to forget
    Dwarves don’t fight as individuals in most fantasy settings. They fight as a unit. In that case a combo of a tower shield+short axe is extremely viable, as you have to face a basically impenetrable wall of shields that forces you to defend your legs(which are a bitch to guard in a formation) and can simply decimate front lines by crippling their legs without giving an opening to attack.
    In case of a duel yeah, a dwarf is screwed if he cannot close the gap. But in a formation this issue is basically non-existent, as there is simply less to hit, and a medium sized shield already coveres most of a body, with a tower shield like that in a shield wall you don’t actually HAVE to see you enemy. You need to close the distance and chop off a foot for example or bust a knee. Kind of like the Roman legion tactics, but with axes instead of short swords)

    • @thomasmendoza7728
      @thomasmendoza7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tru that. But wouldn't spears be better for that anyways? They could create monstrously powerful phalanxes

    • @crimsonfists6224
      @crimsonfists6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thomas Mendoza it may primarily depend on what they may be trying to achieve. Of it is holding a specific objective, be it a choke point or holding out for as long as possible, then yeah-spears are an extremely powerful tool for doing just that. However, if your task is to attack, or better yet-outright destroy the enemy, then it is better to have the aforementioned axes to cripple the enemies. Spears are still very viable for anything rather than the very first line-while it chops the enemy’s legs off, their buddies in the second or third rank poke them with spears to create a huge nuisance at worst and a nightmare at best
      Shame I didn’t think of it earlier)
      Also, they very well interchange these weapons depending on where they are-it’s not like they can’t sling an axe on a hip or behind the back)

    • @thomasmendoza7728
      @thomasmendoza7728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@crimsonfists6224 True! They could even use halberds! Now that would be a terrifying sight for charging calvary. I wish more fantasy thought of this stuff, cuz it actually is a lot cooler than the normal tropes

    • @crimsonfists6224
      @crimsonfists6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thomas Mendoza well, it would be pretty much an unstoppable force if you think about it)
      Elves use primarily bows and very light armour and melee weapons, orks prefer somewhat lower-quality(to say the least) gear and have sub-par training, and humans are...well, humans.
      The only thing I can think of that can mess this thing’s day in a fantasy setting are trolls, dragons and heavy artillery. In melee though...
      You are figuratively screwed)
      Especially if the dwarves have halberds)
      Although I think they would go the Lucerne hammer way-they are dwarves after all, and these hammers are no less deadly than halberds, in the hands of the dwarves with their superior strength though...I would NOT want to be on the receiving end of this thing)

    • @px6883
      @px6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thomasmendoza7728 That's a terrifying image for every orc! I think dwarves don't do that because they are used to fighting underground, where spears can sometimes be quite unhandy. Also, a spear from a dwarf's perspective is much bigger than it is from a human's perspective, therefore not as useful. Out in the open, however, a phalanx of dwarves with spears (maybe smaller ones) would be almost unbeatable.

  • @eliasvandewiere8334
    @eliasvandewiere8334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Am I the only one who thinks a Shad - Skall collab would be awesome? Too bad they live at the other end of the globe to eachother.

    • @chriss2031
      @chriss2031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, they can still do video conferences.

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wouldnt need to even format it like that, could literally be 2 separate videos that cut between each other with voice overlays to give the illusion of live conversation

  • @dylanmeloy5161
    @dylanmeloy5161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    This feels like the grown up version of kids playing make believe in their backyard

    • @icky46111
      @icky46111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Very well informed and analytical make-believe!

    • @austintrigloff9562
      @austintrigloff9562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dylan Meloy it's the best part of growing up... why grow out of that?

    • @Tempo6132
      @Tempo6132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "Play is the highest form of research." ~ Albert Einstein

    • @gabrielemagnabosco8926
      @gabrielemagnabosco8926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      softair? paintball? HEMA?
      Aren't they all grown-up versions of make believe?

    • @ZelphTheWebmancer
      @ZelphTheWebmancer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      softair? Isn't airsoft?

  • @PineappleKing2323
    @PineappleKing2323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    14:40 "The dwarfs have their mass distributed pretty low" ...Snake was shocked

    • @nikolilowenherz1547
      @nikolilowenherz1547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Huh.... what was that noise?!... argh just a dwarf having a fight

    • @beatdeath9962
      @beatdeath9962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes snake was caught and fighting with a dwarf using cqc

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      beatdeath 99 It ended poorly...

    • @soos4719
      @soos4719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What snake?

    • @wsxtgbujm581
      @wsxtgbujm581 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Snake?!?! SNAKE?!?! SNAAAAAKE!!

  • @TheAshenDemon
    @TheAshenDemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I believe the best way to effectively fight a shorter, more stout opponent like a Dwarf would be to make distance, unscrew the pommel of your blade, and throw it at the opponent, which would end them rightly.

    • @findout2655
      @findout2655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Classic

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How about the flail? Hit the shield with the stick, and the mace on the chain goes over the shield...*CLUNK*

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about their shields?

    • @Kreschavier
      @Kreschavier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@geradosolusyon511 what about them?

    • @geradosolusyon511
      @geradosolusyon511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kreschavier alright. You win this time.

  • @charlespk2008
    @charlespk2008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    i am fairly certain that a tower shield should never stand taller then the eyes of the user, thus a DWARVEN tower shield would not have much of a problem

  • @LewisFawley
    @LewisFawley 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We need a recruitment campaign to get more dwarves into HEMA

  • @marcinmon7551
    @marcinmon7551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Skall, that's the type of content I come to this channel for! Keep up the good work and soon the stats analytics gods shall look at you more favourably ;)

  • @jamesseiter4576
    @jamesseiter4576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I feel like Dwarves would have much better armor than humans as well. Say a full suit of armor for a human weighs 60 pounds; a Dwarf would be at least as strong as a human so could also wear 60 pounds of armor just as comfortably, but because they're so much smaller, that 60 pounds of armor would be much thicker, but the dwarf would be just as mobile. And that doesn't even address that in most fantasy settings including Dwarves, they are the best forgers and metal workers of the realm, so their armor would be of a higher quality anyway.
    I guess my point being I see a dwarf in full plate with a two-handed pole weapon being pretty damn intimidating. I think large almost artillery-type pieces like a Roman scorpion or ballista would be the best way to handle a bunch of Dwarves. Even more so considering Dwarves would likely be a slower moving target than Humans given their shorter legs.
    And nobody grapples a Dwarf!

    • @KevinWarburton-tv2iy
      @KevinWarburton-tv2iy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dwarves would have their scorpions & ballista for counter-battery.

  • @mrnekrell15551
    @mrnekrell15551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    14:41 NANI?!
    Fun fact: Nani is the japanese word for "What" and the italian for "DWARVES" XD

    • @xabalba555
      @xabalba555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Draentir my thoughts exactly

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHAT!?
      DWARVES!?

    • @thomaskoutsoukis8976
      @thomaskoutsoukis8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mind you, that's not really Italian.
      Νάνος (nanos) is a greek word which means dwarf
      While νάνοι (nani) is the plural, aka, dwarves.

    • @josephhugotjiong6741
      @josephhugotjiong6741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thomaskoutsoukis8976 Nani? Nani!? = what? Dwarves!?

    • @DaveLambertITA
      @DaveLambertITA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thomaskoutsoukis8976 Yes it is Italian: in Italian "Nano" is "Dwarf" and "Nani" is Dwarves.

  • @Troommate
    @Troommate 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Having the first person perspective with the shield is really interesting.
    A great example I found is in LOTR Five armies using smaller shields.

    • @Xythol
      @Xythol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Troommate I absolutely loved the shield wall in that, perfect.

    • @kevinlobos5519
      @kevinlobos5519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      to then get the elves jumping over it and not get crushed between the dward and goblin armies like it should have happened because Peter Jackson faps at elves.

    • @theblindmuysk3156
      @theblindmuysk3156 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin Lobos could have been more like Helm's Deep, where all of those elves were killed by the Uruk Hai.

  • @jonmakar5646
    @jonmakar5646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Refreshingly different from Shadiversity's video on Dwarven weaponry, as your video focuses more on appropriate weapon demonstration, tactics, and techniques, as opposed to theoretical imagery and consideration of classifying the archetypal race. You should continue to mirror Shad's fantasy race videos in a similar format, as they serve as a good complement for those that enjoy such topics of discussion!

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Shad for theory,Skall for practice :D

    • @jawwer00
      @jawwer00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jon Makar can't wait for the centaur one

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate the Dwarven ruins. I always get lost.
      🤤

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, i can only agree with all things you said :) But you know what i meant,smth like words vs presentation thing,take care :)

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im no expert so im not gonna comment on that,i just like this kind of content.
      As far as i can see,Shad, sometimes detrack him self , like lindybiege "look this,that,there,here,this again, woooooooooooooooa" and even i forget what he talked about half minute ago :D

  • @khangastain
    @khangastain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    15:53 How I combat my girlfriends negativity

  • @Benny-wb5nj
    @Benny-wb5nj 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That was quite fun Skall.
    Have you plans to do this kind of Analysis also with other Fantasy Species? That would be interesting.
    greetings from Germany
    Benny

    • @m1santhropist410
      @m1santhropist410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sam Williams considering that skall did pretty the same thing but with practical demo and more complete global analysis I think this kind of videos would be actually more interesting by him

  • @jamesforgie6594
    @jamesforgie6594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Because screw you, puny human!” That had me in fits (of laughter). Also, that axe would be terrifying.

  • @100nitrog2
    @100nitrog2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "I'm so hot in this". Yeah you are, Skall. *Cat noise*.

  • @Kingdomkey123678
    @Kingdomkey123678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dwarves are 4-5 feet tall. (At least in D&D) so they aren’t THAT small
    Hobbits and Gnomes are 4 feet and under

    • @aubreyackermann8432
      @aubreyackermann8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Many adult women are within a couple inches of five feet... I'm a dwarf?

    • @Kingdomkey123678
      @Kingdomkey123678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Aubrey Ackermann
      There’s a bit more to it than that but height wise yea, you are a tall dwarf
      Now a 5 foot tall dwarf would also weigh like 300 pounds if they were muscularity built since I doubt that’s the case for you, you’re probably just a short human :p

    • @aubreyackermann8432
      @aubreyackermann8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Kingdomkey123678 and the lack of a beard would be a dead give away

  • @Hutchie281081
    @Hutchie281081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    14:40 when the guards notice you doing a dwarf fighting tutorial

    • @bigenemy000
      @bigenemy000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're a genius

  • @punchdrunkatheist
    @punchdrunkatheist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    A dwarven army with mithril pommels.

  • @FoardenotFord
    @FoardenotFord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    That gambeson (I think that's the right term?) is badass - did you get it from KoA?

    • @Mikhanius
      @Mikhanius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It is an absolutely gorgeous gambeson, got me thinking of ordering something looking like this for everyday wear.

    • @OhitsONnow
      @OhitsONnow 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh thanks for saying what it was, I was wondering what is that thing he's wearing. Looked at some online and they looked not to pretty :l. But that thing is cool

    • @MPPRODUCTIONSger
      @MPPRODUCTIONSger 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I am late for the party but its from Arms Street :)

  • @willemvanstaden3292
    @willemvanstaden3292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "It is the Dwarfs who go swimming...with LITTLE HAIRY WOMEN!" - Gimli, Son of Gloin

  • @ninjaxenomorph
    @ninjaxenomorph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is one of my new favorite videos of yours, Skall. Definitely passing this around my RPG group.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Believe it or not, I've actually not seen that video before.

    • @jmk3178
      @jmk3178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Did you just assume his inspiration!?

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a common thing to think if you study medieval fighting and you like medieval fantasy. Both youtubers are into that. Also, the way they made the videos was pretty different

  • @MetoTMGchill1004
    @MetoTMGchill1004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Whatever Skall's wearing looks dope af

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gambeson "padded armor" with mitten style gauntlets.

  • @deafidue5535
    @deafidue5535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I want that gambeson.

  • @johnharvath2522
    @johnharvath2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a long,long time dwarf player. I always wondered how a dwarf would do in real combat. You guys are freaking awesome 👍🤘

  • @player1_fanatic
    @player1_fanatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    16:46 - meme in the making...

  • @redlight9311
    @redlight9311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Skall you lost so much weight :o

  • @ryanduffy45
    @ryanduffy45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Your backyard looks like a setting from a fantasy movie. 👍

  • @D4l4m4r
    @D4l4m4r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Classic" dwarven weapons would include hammer, even 2h hammers :D

  • @Ragercrusader
    @Ragercrusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    That gambeson, i must have that gambeson. Where can i get that exact one. It looks amazing

    • @nore11996
      @nore11996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same thing here, I just spend one hour trying to find it online ...

    • @Vinderex
      @Vinderex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@nore11996 Looks like the Asian Gambeson from Armstreet
      armstreet.com/store/armor/armor-padding-asian-type-long-gambeson

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You gotta admire Skall's dedication,He found us a real fantasy Dwarf,those are quite rare nowadays

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Take note, Tyrion Lannister.

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tyrion is the 'slur' kind of dwarf, not the fantasy tolkien dwarven race.

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LetsNeverPlayAgain I thought Dwarf was one of the less disliked terms, compared to midget at least.

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DIEGhostfish Hence my use of the word 'slur'?

    • @yarus5889
      @yarus5889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LetsNeverPlayAgain you must be fun at parties

    • @LetsNeverPlayAgain
      @LetsNeverPlayAgain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yarus5889 Most people appreciate non-discriminatory language at a party.

  • @chrissmyth7769
    @chrissmyth7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Making it easier to exploit any opening, of which there are many" one of my favorite quotes

  • @M0rganKane
    @M0rganKane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video! Skallagrim runs a high quality production here with the armor and weapons.
    As many pointed out, the Shadiversity channel has delivered content on this topic before, and this video is a great addition to this awesome geeky conversation!
    Shad's video series on fantasy races' optimal medieval weapons is one of my favorites at the moment, and I feel it would be very courteous to pay homage to the concept, even if Skall had not seen the series or doesn't remember seeing it. Shad's channel is much smaller than Skall's, so in solidarity with the TH-cam channel crisis, I personally feel it would be in place to give a proper shout out to Shad. Thanks!

  • @septicbile2901
    @septicbile2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    last time I was this early pommels weren't even considered weapons.

    • @bragunetzki
      @bragunetzki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Uhm... The pommel was the first weapon to be invented, actually... Learn some history!

    • @septicbile2901
      @septicbile2901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Mihail Bragin your statment merely backs up how long it's been since I was early.

    • @bragunetzki
      @bragunetzki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dammit

    • @NotFlappy12
      @NotFlappy12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the last time you were this early was in the 13th century?

    • @bragunetzki
      @bragunetzki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The pommel is obviously too gracious and perfect of a weapon for a human to have ever invented it. Actually, aliens were the ones to give the gift of the pommel to men back in the time of ancient egypt. Scientist have also seen evidence that mammoths and dinosaurs invented their own forms of pommels.

  • @cheddarsnot1863
    @cheddarsnot1863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What I've learned from this video: don't get close to dwarves!

  • @Benzy670
    @Benzy670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Skall saying, “screw you puny human!” as a dwarf is hilarious.

  • @orangeaeronaut9384
    @orangeaeronaut9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Perhaps a spiked boot would come in handy if the dwarf were to come in grappling range. A few good kicks with a spiked boot could possibly be lethal.

  • @SedgeSedgicus
    @SedgeSedgicus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    hahah I love how you took the advice, good on you - I have a feeling this will do well.

  • @darcyscout
    @darcyscout 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Short overpowered pls nerf ;)

  • @raf4933
    @raf4933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *For the KAZAZ ANKOR*

  • @Krantz86
    @Krantz86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This video explains so much of what i've seen in Dwarf Fortress, single dwarf shieldwalls, master wrestlers taking down fow after foe...

    • @FrejthKing
      @FrejthKing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Theodus Krantz Dwarf Babies are killing machines

    • @iamnobody1734
      @iamnobody1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1. Topple a guy
      2. Rip off his throat with your fucking teeth
      3. Repeat untill no foes in sight.

  • @nydusworm8893
    @nydusworm8893 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    14.42
    snake?snake? snaaaaaake!!!

    • @leevin7546
      @leevin7546 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SonofAres what? You read a text and thought your phone is ringing?

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Immanuel Kant I assume they heard it in the video.

    • @blarghmcblarghson1903
      @blarghmcblarghson1903 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard that as well, thought I left MGSV running in the background.

    • @nydusworm8893
      @nydusworm8893 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @axeltenveils6816
    @axeltenveils6816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Shouldn't you take into account that the most common enemy of dwarves are the goblins, which are about the same height?

    • @kamilszadkowski8864
      @kamilszadkowski8864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In what universe?

    • @axeltenveils6816
      @axeltenveils6816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Kamil Szadkowski Lord of the rings, many D&D settings I have heard of, although many homebrew and in media.

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LOTR, D&D, Pathfinder, probably lots of video games.

    • @axeltenveils6816
      @axeltenveils6816 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kamil Szadkowski Also dwarven warfare is either primarily siege focused or underground in tunnels and goblins have a knack for flooding them.

    • @Lunumbrus
      @Lunumbrus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd say in that case, it just goes parallel with human-scale stuff, maybe more accentuated in terms of physical differences.
      Like, if dwarves vs goblins is just walking steel kegmen vs gangly primitives, of roughly equal height, then...well, we already know how that goes.

  • @SteamCheese1
    @SteamCheese1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel good now being a strong, short Motherf****r. XD

  • @RmRoyalflush
    @RmRoyalflush 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    They should make Games and Movies based on this, i would love to see "realistic" dwarven fights in fantasy, or any fight actually. In Games Dwarves are usually as fast as anyone else, but this shows how strong in defense they are.

    • @RmRoyalflush
      @RmRoyalflush 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, does that mean that smaller humans are more effective in plate armor because of the fact that their center of gravity is lower?

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh... bear in mind that these are all things the dwarf could _try_ to do. That doesn't mean he'll succeed or that the human will necessarily be hit if he does. Dwarves only have one defensive advantage: shields provide greater coverage.
      Also a lot of this stuff falls apart once you have groups. A group of humans with spears/spears and shields would annihilate a group of dwarves with spears and shields. Trying to bind and close against a polearm is much harder when the opponent has a buddy on either side. Armour would be something of an equaliser but not entirely. Armoured humans with halberds/pollaxes would still have an advantage over armoured dwarves.
      Are smaller people more effective in armour? I don't know but a lot of what Skall was saying depends on the small individual being stronger. Smaller humans tend to be weaker than larger humans so it probably doesn't apply.

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure. The last bit of my comment was about OP's question of whether smaller human are more effective in armour than larger humans and I don't think that's the case.

    • @trustypatches8372
      @trustypatches8372 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert R I do because of the increased protection while having a smaller target but on the flip side that decrease their overall speed so... it depends on the situation like it does normal sized people

    • @Robert399
      @Robert399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +mini minotuar People always say so and so "depends on the situation", which is true but kind of missing the point. Even when there are contextual factors, one can still be favoured most of the time and therefore be called generally superior. e.g. Reach isn't _always_ favourable but it is often enough that you can call a spear better than a dagger. Similarly, larger humans almost always have an advantage when fighting smaller humans so we can say being bigger is simply better in combat (for a human).
      (P.S. I don't know about dwarf physiology. As I've said repeatedly, I'm *not* talking about dwarves. I'm answering OP's question about different sized humans in armour.)

  • @Giltia
    @Giltia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "There's like half a knee I can go for."
    ODDJOB IS OP.

  • @PWNDotcom3299
    @PWNDotcom3299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is actually a cool new idea! Are you going to do them for more, like Elves, Orcs and Giants?

    • @PWNDotcom3299
      @PWNDotcom3299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or maybe even do Hobbits, with just a bag full of pommels.

    • @fizzledimglow3523
      @fizzledimglow3523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PWNDotcom I'd think elves sure similar enough in physiology to humans that there wouldn't be a hell of a lot to say there. Orcs might be of note for increased height and strength, but it might not be too substantial. Giants would definitely be interesting to behold though.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lynx lot I think thats why Skall did this, Shad did solid theory crafting but seeing things in practice helps too.

  • @bubbleofa8444
    @bubbleofa8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Best tactic: tickle the dwarf into submition

  • @AlwaysReason
    @AlwaysReason 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The best thing for a dwarf is a flat hat, so that party members can keep drinks on it.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AlwaysReason 'party' members
      well played.

    • @Spiceodog
      @Spiceodog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I spit out me ale

    • @EXTREME-DIARRHEA-BLASTING
      @EXTREME-DIARRHEA-BLASTING 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's racist!

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the pub maybe. But in a brawl the dwarf will be telling you to hold his ale!

    • @topkek996
      @topkek996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't leave my drink anywhere within the reach of a dwarf

  • @kamilszadkowski8864
    @kamilszadkowski8864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I doubt that dwarf would need a leg armour. But he should have much thicker helmet and pauldrons (and padding underneath them).
    I think that the only good btttlefield tactics for dwarves would be pike square or wagenburg. Otherwise they would be annihilated by heavy cavalry of humans (elves?). Or they would stick to mountains and other rough terrain were cavalry have problems operating.
    P.S. I see you like your HMB gauntlets
    Edit: Also, shouldn't we separate weapons based on context? You can't really carry a fucking two-handed axe in civilian life, you know...

    • @joost1120
      @joost1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HMB gauntlets? They're just normal mittens.

    • @kamilszadkowski8864
      @kamilszadkowski8864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +joost1120 No they are not. You can see that they are optimised and designed for bohurts. I think that these ones were made by ArtArmour.

    • @kamilszadkowski8864
      @kamilszadkowski8864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +undertakernumberone1 Looks like good way for dwarves to commit collective suicide on the battlefield.

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's Gromril Armour...
      Gromril can be created into several types of metal, depending on the techniques that can make the metal even stronger or more potent then those of other metal.
      Mithril
      Mithril is the most common form of Gromril. It is refined by smelting to remove most impurities. It is twice as durable as Steel and weighs one-fifth as much. It also accepts runes and enchantments as readily as any other metal.
      Fighting Style:Ironbreakers are trained to fight in tight formations, wedged into the confines of narrow tunnels. There, they find defensible positions and let the enemy break upon their overlapping shields as waves crash into rock. Impervious, implacable and unmoving, they form a living fine, gromril-hard, that holds back the flood terror that lurks in the dark below. Enemies fall before their axes like winter wheat before the scythe and blows clang harmlessly off their nigh-impervious armour or are caught and deflected by their sturdy shields. Each regiment of Ironbreakers will have a veteran, a grizzled unit leader known as an Ironbeard, who knows the undertunnels like the back of his hand. It is an Ironbeard’s duty to manoeuvre the unit into a favourable position and to call out the battle formations, such as the box of iron, the steel square or so on.[4a]

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that would be very unnecessary, they wouldn't need leg or torso armour, it would only weigh them down. They would recieve far greater benefits from the gained mobility of not having it than that extra (pretty much useless) armour from having it. The material and production cost and time is also a factor that's pretty important.

  • @DarkValorWolf
    @DarkValorWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:10 a dwarf with its mobillity (not a stationary human on its knees) could push the sword up (and to the left) take one or two steps forward and come in with its short axe where as at this point you would have no use for the length of your sword, this could only be defended against by potentially jumping over the dwarf which would be immensly dangerous or switching to a dagger which would still leave you at a disadvantage to the axe, the dwarf could almost instantly be at its running speed because of the momentum so stepping back would put you at an even greater disadvantage.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      DarkValorWolf and the human simply wouldn't let him or would move to the side etc.

    • @DarkValorWolf
      @DarkValorWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wouldn't let him? wouldn't let him do what? (if you mean push away the sword, that's not even possible, dwarves are way too strong to let the human resist him, there is also no way to move the sword as any movement that would allow you to maybe hit the dwarf would expose you) If the guy was even able to react fast enough to an immediate reaction and moved to the side the dwarf could, in this case, step to the left as well to counter and stay in close range, and maybe even throw himself at the guy with his shield aimed more to the upper left to assure his opponent can't use his sword, using his weight and low point of gravity agaist the guys torso while while simultaniously swinging with his axe. Once the dwarf gets his shield under the sword and gets up close there are so many things he could do and can counter pretty much anything the human may try. These were just a few of the examples I can give.

  • @beziik2357
    @beziik2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    12:00 "wherever he has less armor" well . . . less armor ? Dwarfs ?