Family Guy Asian Jokes Part 1

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  • @Sxlence
    @Sxlence  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    Part 2 is now out th-cam.com/video/Xzt3gNQXcQg/w-d-xo.html

    • @Bestmobs
      @Bestmobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/oAauh809QcM/w-d-xo.html

    • @bluredstoneiii5594
      @bluredstoneiii5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stop making asian jokes only black and Italians Joke

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bluredstoneiii5594 what? why are black and italian jokes fine, but not asian?

    • @bluredstoneiii5594
      @bluredstoneiii5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@roc-noK beacuse me asian

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluredstoneiii5594 alright then

  • @mitchellw6811
    @mitchellw6811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5359

    "I just want to yell at customers when they come in the door" Same 😂😂

    • @andrelimbong4201
      @andrelimbong4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      i lost it when the black guy come in 😂😂😂

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This yelling at entering customers thing doesn't happen in England. Nearest equivalent is the customers at the fish and chips shop yelling at the cook what fish they want when there's a queue.

    • @majinmj1663
      @majinmj1663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yes I was a I bit surprised when this happened to me in Tokyo and Osaka 😂 the chefs just yell at everyone

    • @kap849
      @kap849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@majinmj1663 I worked as a waitress in Japan and we had to say this. It's quite normal to me.

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HERECOMESABLACKGUY!

  • @Hi54328
    @Hi54328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5175

    "They all hate each other for some reason" Is spot on

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      But it's obvious to anyone who knows history,

    • @anedsalhi9542
      @anedsalhi9542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      White people: *Nervous Sweating*

    • @jlee739
      @jlee739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s just a competition. Lmao.

    • @nakulninama9347
      @nakulninama9347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@지현태-p9v media only shows what people want to watch so actually it's not about the media we asian always hated each other even when there was no internet

    • @lamarravery4094
      @lamarravery4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@nakulninama9347 I'm Asian and I work with Vietnamese, Flilpinos, Chinese and Koreans and Japanese and we all get along for the most part.

  • @monkeseeaction21987
    @monkeseeaction21987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10163

    The Asian rabbit is actually quite funny.

    • @deronevery7127
      @deronevery7127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      Gimme carrot, Gimme lettuce

    • @packetdrinks9215
      @packetdrinks9215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      I’m Asian and I approve this joke and the stereotypical Chinese music that the bartender sung

    • @qpol
      @qpol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Deron Every *rettuce

    • @usagiteastudios8894
      @usagiteastudios8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I fucking died lol

    • @SD_M9
      @SD_M9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Gimme callot,gimme rettuce 😭😂

  • @wegigprasasti1425
    @wegigprasasti1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5692

    "Irassaimasu"
    "Hajimemashita"
    "Here comes the black guy"
    Roll over for laughing 😂😂

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      The German version went something like this:
      "Hiroshima-saaaan!"
      "Nagasaki-saaaan!"
      "Hier kommt ein schwarzer Maaaaann!"

    • @luanlinhares1707
      @luanlinhares1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@superevilscientistgamer5939 that last part its the same?

    • @superevilscientistgamer5939
      @superevilscientistgamer5939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@luanlinhares1707 Not quite. The German one, translated, means "Here comes a black guy". If it were "Here comes the black guy", the German version would go "Hier kommt der schwarze Mann!"
      It's still funny, though.

    • @dreamhunter5795
      @dreamhunter5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I died🤣🤣🤣

    • @rohmanpranata3039
      @rohmanpranata3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Parah men

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    The "GIVE ME CALLOT, GIVE ME RETTUCE"
    caught me so off guard

    • @localnewyorker1284
      @localnewyorker1284 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YO SAME 😂

    • @Galedan-C1029
      @Galedan-C1029 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      First time I seen that clip and I was not ready 😂

    • @rolandomaguad6966
      @rolandomaguad6966 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The pronunciation always crack me😂😂😂😂

    • @user-34678dsslo
      @user-34678dsslo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Give me carrot! Give me lettuce!

  • @appleWhisky43
    @appleWhisky43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24192

    In Asia, we push the ears of the rabbit forward to make it look Western

    • @borealsullivan5486
      @borealsullivan5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

      Rabbit already looks western. Meta, I know 😙

    • @borealsullivan5486
      @borealsullivan5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @leishimi ngangbam By still a western 👀

    • @borealsullivan5486
      @borealsullivan5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @leishimi ngangbam Pretty much. It varies, of course 😗

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I’ll have the Carrots and Lettuce

    • @CeeDoubleU
      @CeeDoubleU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Gimme callot, gimme rettuce

  • @ryanswatchworld
    @ryanswatchworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7107

    The Asian rabbit thing also applies to cats

    • @MrJWeeWee
      @MrJWeeWee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      My dog applies to this too

    • @ClingyCrab
      @ClingyCrab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And dogs

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Animal lovers here.

    • @AaronCataract
      @AaronCataract 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      But rabbits have the buck teeth

    • @benniwithnobrim7919
      @benniwithnobrim7919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AaronCataract hell yea, but have you see the Mexicans they got teeth made out of beans 🌮 🌯

  • @esands36
    @esands36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7719

    "HERE COMES A BLACK GUY"! 😂

  • @num1256
    @num1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    1:38 every anime tsundere in the nutshell Lol

  • @carlosibarra5999
    @carlosibarra5999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Yo, that Asian stand up comedian joke was freaking ruthless. Good shit.

    • @josepachaco1128
      @josepachaco1128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "You stay out of my store, I remember all your faces!" }X-D

    • @curtisleblanc5897
      @curtisleblanc5897 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racism inception.

    • @SonicTheHeroHunter947
      @SonicTheHeroHunter947 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      “What they doing?what they stealing? Who wit me?”

    • @yung829
      @yung829 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @user-34678dsslo
      @user-34678dsslo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      K 🇰🇷 R E A !!

  • @sswwaaggyyzadar
    @sswwaaggyyzadar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3592

    0:05
    “How much signal I need to cut across 8 lane? None? I turn now. Good luck everybody else.”
    Damn she savage

    • @thesnatcher3616
      @thesnatcher3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That is so relatable.

    • @anderstermansen130
      @anderstermansen130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      thats driving in real life on highways. Every time its excited to find out wether i srrive at my destination alive.

    • @sswwaaggyyzadar
      @sswwaaggyyzadar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m still trying to figure how, if we just use 1 long signal to cut across 8 lane.

    • @hemshade8770
      @hemshade8770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am Indonesia and this type woman is Bar-bar

    • @tideghost
      @tideghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You don't need to quote it when you already put the timestamp.

  • @iaragonzalez9106
    @iaragonzalez9106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6894

    I love how the lady says good luck everybody else when she knows everyone will be dead in a explosion fire

    • @flossie9987
      @flossie9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      That’s my favorite part as an Asian Woman😂

    • @sneezyg1
      @sneezyg1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      A explosion fire

    • @RNGSHOTARO
      @RNGSHOTARO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It’s almost like that’s the entire joke

    • @salohein2899
      @salohein2899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut it

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its called population control

  • @pradman81
    @pradman81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    Gimme callot.. gimme rettuce...

    • @cloud_x8136
      @cloud_x8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      I lost it when the rabbit spoke 😂😂

    • @lckyminer_2256
      @lckyminer_2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      L's and r's are hard to pronounce in some asian countries. I only know japan being one.

    • @chocolateblended
      @chocolateblended 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      690 likes lmao

    • @zaidhernandez4601
      @zaidhernandez4601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The rabbit

  • @tash7220
    @tash7220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Do they just eat the regular food?"
    "No, no the opposite"
    Yeah we felt and seen that🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Halcon_Sierreno
      @Halcon_Sierreno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yet everyone always goes to Chinese buffets and sushi places.

    • @NeoVelocity
      @NeoVelocity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Halcon_Sierreno bruh he’s referring to what caused covid

    • @LifeChangingPicks
      @LifeChangingPicks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bats , dogs , rabbits , cats , mfs weird asl

    • @theedwardian
      @theedwardian ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Halcon_Sierreno Those are americanized dishes. Real asian food is bugs, silkworm larva, dogs, cats, hooves, poisonous fish, barbed boney fish, fish left out in the sun, it's like the olympics of eating all the smelliest and most inedible things... part of the reason being Asia's harsh geologic history whereas Europe and North America were under ice for a long period of time. The extra factors amped up the competition of flora and fauna.

    • @DoNotForget45180
      @DoNotForget45180 ปีที่แล้ว

      But they can read..write..
      And they are making more..😅

  • @thatgrumpychick4928
    @thatgrumpychick4928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:58
    "I just want to yell at customers when the walk in"
    The personal motto of every retail worker

  • @malfaroangel3896
    @malfaroangel3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3688

    My Ethics professor tried showing this clip to the classroom cause we were on the topic of Asian Portrayal in mainstream media. She was saying how offensive this show is. Everyone in class couldn’t stop laughing the whole time. She got mad at us

    • @hehehe785
      @hehehe785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

      She shouldn’t really be mad it’s a joke people make racist jokes so there is no reason for her to get but hurt about it.

    • @theveryhateableowl1991
      @theveryhateableowl1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She's a bitch

    • @thomasburke9060
      @thomasburke9060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmao

    • @MrRwk314
      @MrRwk314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Lemme guess....leftist white professor?

    • @lamarravery4094
      @lamarravery4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But it's true, mainstream media doesn't portray Asians in a positive light. They are never the heroes or romantic leads. With BLM now, I see blacks are getting more positive exposure. I see more black people in commercials than whites now. Same thing should be happening with Asians.

  • @psychobreak730
    @psychobreak730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8953

    Dude that Japanese is surprisingly good

    • @a-10wartaboo77
      @a-10wartaboo77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      I wonder if they got the original voice actors to do it

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      Im pretty sure peter, brian and stewie were seth himself. Dude is hella talented.

    • @matt-chan3489
      @matt-chan3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Quagmire and Brian's Japnese is as natural as native's one, but it's almost impossible to understand other character's Japanese if we don't have subtitles.

    • @psychobreak730
      @psychobreak730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Tbh I understood everything they said.
      And it was so funny.

    • @matt-chan3489
      @matt-chan3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@psychobreak730 Peter and Stewie's Japanese doesn't make sence to me though I'm a native Japanese speaker.

  • @fiddlerontheroof4099
    @fiddlerontheroof4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    "YOU STAY OUT OF MY STO'! ALL YOU STAY OUT MY STO', I REMEMBER YOU *FACE!* " 🤣 He went up there just to say THAT?!

    • @GanondorfsWife
      @GanondorfsWife 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me when I caught some people stealing from the store I worked at LOL

  • @backup153
    @backup153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Lmao I'm Asian and I love when people joke about Asian stereotypes

    • @ianmangham4570
      @ianmangham4570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do they still call you slope?

    • @blackietotheend
      @blackietotheend 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They destroy us Irish at every chance , and it’s some funny shit

    • @wayfaring_stranger1413
      @wayfaring_stranger1413 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Most of my friends were either Viet or Filipino and they were some of the most racist people I've ever met lol

    • @MikeWazowskixxx
      @MikeWazowskixxx ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish more people could see this instead of impolitely blurting “HATE CRIME!!!!! HATE CRIME!!!!!!”
      Minority joke doesn’t always = racism

    • @cowabunga2597
      @cowabunga2597 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I am black and I love n word jokes

  • @aliceliddell8883
    @aliceliddell8883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    0:28 that caught me off guard lmao

  • @oukeita89
    @oukeita89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    As a native Japanese myself, I enjoyed all of them! But that multiverse scene... I’m not offended or anything, it’s just too clingy to hear those quasi-Japanese lol. You know, the same kind of cringe when you hear a really bad singer trying to perform a cappella.

    • @tsukikoamagiri
      @tsukikoamagiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I mean, it's still Family Guy after all but I'm surprised not _all_ Asian jokes presented here are cringe

    • @mryichman4935
      @mryichman4935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Nice to see people like the joke and not get offended my guy

    • @oukeita89
      @oukeita89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @XDranzer000 You have good ears! Meg and Lois’s accent is very good actually, but grammar and vocabulary are way off. That makes things weirder lol. Quagmire’s line is spot on.

    • @JosephFlores-yn4yi
      @JosephFlores-yn4yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It sounds like anime to me
      And as far as i know
      Anime also has a type of quasi-japanese (depends on the show ofc)

    • @bluredstoneiii5594
      @bluredstoneiii5594 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No stop asian jokes

  • @BlackenedSalvation
    @BlackenedSalvation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    That Asian family guy scene hits different after watching so many anime and “cultured anime” even though there’s still subtitles.

  • @ItzGuest_1
    @ItzGuest_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    STAY OUT MY STORE

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I remember you face

    • @anonymous689
      @anonymous689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@microtransactions2661 Black people booing in the background

    • @thenicobossy
      @thenicobossy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ALL OF YOU STAY OUT OF MY STORE, I REMEMBER YOUR FACE

    • @zack3753
      @zack3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s funny because it’s true 😂

    • @nasdaqqqq4994
      @nasdaqqqq4994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WHAT THEY DOING WHAT THEY STEARING WHO WITH ME

  • @squiggles7544
    @squiggles7544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The Asian rabbit joke made me laugh too hard and I'm Asian lmao

    • @MrNoBody198
      @MrNoBody198 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody cares if you’re Asian.

  • @pieceofkurt1280
    @pieceofkurt1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    As an Asian,
    This is hilarious and funny at the same time

  • @goldenxxdollar5493
    @goldenxxdollar5493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    1:56 that laugh tho

    • @steampunkcollections2613
      @steampunkcollections2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That wasn't a laugh...

    • @suisiwara2036
      @suisiwara2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@steampunkcollections2613 its an engine failing

    • @nonyabuisness6642
      @nonyabuisness6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That raugh thow

    • @Snerts
      @Snerts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t think it’s a laugh, but it’s the funniest part of the video for sure

    • @isshishiroorderofgoldenkit3550
      @isshishiroorderofgoldenkit3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Japan Culture hit a Wemon this happens but only little the rest is rape 44 days in Hell

  • @Error-wm5gj
    @Error-wm5gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    1:02 all weebs be like 😂😂😂

    • @FiqFake157
      @FiqFake157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Stolen Memes Most people use weeb, so no one uses weeabos anymore

    • @Kawaiicandy504
      @Kawaiicandy504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Liked

    • @rjsjjvj613
      @rjsjjvj613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @tideghost
      @tideghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stolen Memes obsolete

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FiqFake157
      Weeb and Weaboo are different watch FilthyFrank

  • @2yossie
    @2yossie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    1:20 Meg, Brian, and Quagmire speak good Japanese, really.

  • @KatotoTB
    @KatotoTB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:36 Quagmire's "Goodye" is just 👌

  • @wjb4578
    @wjb4578 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The rabbit one had me in stitches because I wasn't expecting the rabbit to get in on the stereotype

  • @adelinrapcore
    @adelinrapcore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    " no, no..the opposite " :)))

    • @ΟΑυγολεμονος
      @ΟΑυγολεμονος 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That did not age so well

    • @OLBastholm
      @OLBastholm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ΟΑυγολεμονος It aged extremely well.

    • @fleeplayTV
      @fleeplayTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ΟΑυγολεμονος aged like fine wine wtf are you talking about lol

    • @Anonymous-cm8jy
      @Anonymous-cm8jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fleeplayTV 🦠

    • @AdnantaTadewa
      @AdnantaTadewa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our regular food are defferent from each country..

  • @lordyok4832
    @lordyok4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    1:33
    Why he sound like Sanji I'm dead 😂

  • @rishirajayengia869
    @rishirajayengia869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    1:33 that's PINK GUY

  • @sickranchez4742
    @sickranchez4742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OH MY GOD 0:38 LOLLLLL
    Lowkey want to see if that is actually possible with a rabbit now lol

  • @jd7634
    @jd7634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    0:45 Ever since I saw this, I do it to my cats, never fails to make me laugh.

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's really fun when you do that with a Siamese cat and in your best over-the-top fake accent start singing the Siamese Cat Song from the OG version of Lady and the Tramp. Or get it to sing and quote all of Yul Brynner as King Mongkut's songs and lines in The King and I. Or the long-since-censored Old Growltiger's Last Stand from the original 1983 performance of Cats. Anything that plays with your kitty being Siamese.

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prob y u only have cats to entertain u... lmao

  • @YumYum-ju1xb
    @YumYum-ju1xb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    As a asian female I can confirm this

    • @renzluigiaquino7608
      @renzluigiaquino7608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, that seems about right for me as well...

    • @hunterngavinmom
      @hunterngavinmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I have a bad feeling about this reply section in a couple of weeks

    • @lazyslothproductions6922
      @lazyslothproductions6922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@MSami-fe6uj stop

    • @jaredherrera897
      @jaredherrera897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@hunterngavinmom you jinx it you son of bıtch

    • @TheRepublicOfJohn
      @TheRepublicOfJohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you watch this video/post this comment while driving?

  • @haillobster7154
    @haillobster7154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    1:23 to 1:45.
    Most accurate depiction of shonen anime EVAR.

  • @elementartsofficial68
    @elementartsofficial68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I hate how the last one is so true

  • @MeJamesah
    @MeJamesah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    I am surprised Family Guy has not been canceled. I'm glad it's immune to cancel culture

    • @nascarfan88ta
      @nascarfan88ta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Seths a liberal so its okay

    • @vinnybrown1122
      @vinnybrown1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What show has been cancelled for cracking jokes?

    • @camped4993
      @camped4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vinnybrown1122 the one that made a Taylor swift joke

    • @craigbutler3282
      @craigbutler3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Arlene M. You say that but there’s an entire episode dedicated to Stewie getting pregnant with Brian’s babies deviant style.

    • @jeffreylewis2166
      @jeffreylewis2166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@nascarfan88ta Family Guy has gone off the air multiple times but then brought back because Fox realized the shows they were trying to replace Family Guy with sucked. They’ve even made self-aware jokes about being canceled on the show.

  • @pasta8709
    @pasta8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:48 that NK news host was very unexpected lol XDDD.

  • @blueeyes6884
    @blueeyes6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Oml💀 Dude said "STAY OUT OF MY STORE, I REMEMBER YOUR FACE"😂😂 I'm wheezing

    • @Doggo2004
      @Doggo2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @mrnarason
      @mrnarason หลายเดือนก่อน

      *I REMEMBER YOU FACE

  • @Kata_Rin
    @Kata_Rin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    what. seth voiced his own japanese lines.... i’m just floored man. this guy just is capable of more than anyone could ever expect.

    • @banner100
      @banner100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He only said like 5 lines in Japanese. What exactly is so impressive about learning 5 sentences of a foreign language?

    • @Kata_Rin
      @Kata_Rin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@banner100 When I compare to most of my fellow Americans who are absolutely incapable of speaking anything more than English, I’m impressed! Not only are a lot of my classmates incapable, but utterly unwilling to learn. Not that there’s anything wrong with being incapable by itself. And if they learn, it’s usually not an Asian language. This is coming from someone who grew up in a multilingual Asian family and learned English as a third language.👍 That’s my perspective, at least.

    • @arturorodriguez1785
      @arturorodriguez1785 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kata_Rin Willingness to at least learn which is fantastic. Great story friend :)

    • @m0vnt41n5
      @m0vnt41n5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Kata_RinStill, when the international *lingua franca* is English, does it really matter what language people speak? At least which language to different people groups speak to each other?

  • @xuanshenzen
    @xuanshenzen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:08 lmaoo i present you asian

  • @dogsbecute
    @dogsbecute 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Give me callot!"
    "Give me Rettuce!"
    lmao that rabbit killed me

    • @JoeyLevenson
      @JoeyLevenson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too

  • @chadmonkegorrila8996
    @chadmonkegorrila8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:28 japanese people did that to sacrafice themselves if they did something wrong
    I fsr learned that in history class

  • @firstlast-to1mq
    @firstlast-to1mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:45 i lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏

  • @Curti4444
    @Curti4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I am surprised they didn’t make a joke serving Brian for dinner when they were in the Asian dimension
    Edit: Whoops I got my cultures wrong sorry. But I am surprised they didn’t add the scene where Mr. Washy Washy asks if they r gonna eat Brian for dinner.

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahaha that’s true

    • @Kawaiicandy504
      @Kawaiicandy504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol I think that's supposed to be more like a Chinese thang. but I could be wrong

    • @jeremyyudiarta8757
      @jeremyyudiarta8757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's actually Chinese that commonly eat dogs, not Japanese

    • @zenmaster8826
      @zenmaster8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jeremyyudiarta8757
      Same thing

    • @CeeDoubleU
      @CeeDoubleU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zenmaster8826 lmao

  • @Theirishbasdard
    @Theirishbasdard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    1:54 Asian Peter punched Lois without even looking at her

    • @thestone30080
      @thestone30080 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Lois brought his food too late, and his dick wasn’t erected no more.

  • @mariashimajiri2182
    @mariashimajiri2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I'm Japanese and this is hilarious

    • @thesorrow96
      @thesorrow96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no u not japanese
      u fake Japanese "weeb"

    • @IEatHats
      @IEatHats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thesorrow96 do you have a problem with weebs?

  • @user-xy7le4nb1p
    @user-xy7le4nb1p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:17 as a Japanese that whole scene was the most messed up sht I've ever seen in my life, I can't believe this exists XD

  • @myfriendisaac
    @myfriendisaac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Japanese Quagmire took me TF out 😂😭

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even though he’s already part Asian.

    • @user-34678dsslo
      @user-34678dsslo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Giggity….GIGGITY……GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

  • @SuzukiSyun1107
    @SuzukiSyun1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Im Asian and I approve this

    • @unpluggedbug6744
      @unpluggedbug6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Based

    • @lilfilmami
      @lilfilmami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i second this

    • @robertcorbell1006
      @robertcorbell1006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I love it when the target of a joke normally finds it hilarious and takes it in stride? Especially when it's of this nature?

    • @ultraracistgoku586
      @ultraracistgoku586 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Persephone[Percy]no that's not hating thats accepting cuz its funny

    • @DanielK1213th
      @DanielK1213th ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you President of Asia

  • @ray7419
    @ray7419 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That’s the thing I love about Family Guy… They insult everyone equally. 🤣🤣

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:55
    I like how when Peter draws back to land a punch, his elbow punches the wall behind him first. XD

    • @thunderstudios4403
      @thunderstudios4403 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂 I just noticed that 😂😂😂

  • @peterfamous8794
    @peterfamous8794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The rabbit part is such gold

  • @pillar81
    @pillar81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Gimme callot! Gimme rettuce!”
    Dead.

  • @fnjf2901
    @fnjf2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Got to love how they always make jokes about China, Japan and sometimes Korea, no where else in Asia lol

    • @fran9201
      @fran9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Cause in the US, India and the Middle East is not seen as Asia.

    • @tsukikoamagiri
      @tsukikoamagiri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Japan, Korea and China: Asian jokes
      India: Indian jokes
      Big brain time

    • @fnjf2901
      @fnjf2901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fran9201 what about the other countries they never mention in asia

    • @mg-sp5ou
      @mg-sp5ou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      it's simple because they want to joke about Eastern Asians not South East Asians

    • @chimyshark
      @chimyshark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The East Asian people and culture are just so prevalent we forget about the other Asians. The Filipinos, Thai, Pacific Islanders etc that lose out due to affirmative action get swept under the rug.

  • @jobsmine
    @jobsmine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm black but the stand up asian comedian is just on point. and it was the funniest scene from family guy fr.

  • @jamfoxs
    @jamfoxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:21 Like bats amirite 🤣

  • @Altair.1187
    @Altair.1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What they're doing! What they're stealing!" Lol

  • @umeshsingh-du3pk
    @umeshsingh-du3pk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Do they just eat the regular food? 😂😂😂

  • @ZyxieRumor
    @ZyxieRumor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    1:40 Tsunderes in a nutshell

  • @Crosshair84
    @Crosshair84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My dad was in a US army engineering unit in Korea in the 1970s. Said that Korean drivers had no sense of self preservation whatsoever. They had to escort all the army 18 wheelers when moving equipment. Not because it was an oversized load, but just to prevent Korean drivers from throwing themselves and their vehicles under the big-rig as it made right and left turns.
    They were usually successful, but Koreans are hard working and determined. A few did make it past the escorts to get flattened to varying degrees by the 18 wheeler. He said nobody got killed on the ones he was with, but several cars ended up destroyed.

    • @johnsmith-ht3sy
      @johnsmith-ht3sy ปีที่แล้ว

      Thailand also has crazy careless drivers, so many times I have seen them drive out of side road into a busy speeding multi lane road without even looking to see if anything is coming.

  • @andrewf0784
    @andrewf0784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That entire stupid sequence followed by Brian saying "well I think I've seen enough" actually made me bust out laughing. That is one of the more funny clips I've seen from this show

  • @skippy675
    @skippy675 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Asian Lady driver joke is so perfect. Especially given the Lady who drowned herself by backing the Tesla into the pool😅

  • @Lehvis00
    @Lehvis00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:20 felt

    • @user-34678dsslo
      @user-34678dsslo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I can obviously tell this guy is Korean.

  • @rishadahmed3969
    @rishadahmed3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “ here comes a black guyyy”

  • @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994
    @thischannelisabandoneditwa8994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    is it possible to like and dislike a video at the same time

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “How much signal I need to cut across eight lane, none? I turn now good luck everybody else”
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @andresyan4163
    @andresyan4163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    They portrayed Japanese culture very well 😂😂

  • @dariususer994
    @dariususer994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As an asian I feel very weak, NEED MORE JOKES other then me.

    • @greenrudro5624
      @greenrudro5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Non asian culture is very different. You'll feel uncomfortable for sure. But also you need to adapt with them. Asians were quite Isolated and they became the most different race.

    • @greenrudro5624
      @greenrudro5624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can feel you. I used to feel the same then I tried to change my asian mindset as much as possible. Now I feel much more comfort and normal. Asians need to bring some change in their culture.

  • @jacques4414
    @jacques4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    0:05 Lao
    0:20 Chinese
    0:48 Japanese
    1:02 Another Japanese
    1:10 Still Japanese(8 of them)
    2:06 Singaporean :))

    • @Devil-nt2zo
      @Devil-nt2zo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No, 0:20 is Korean. "Kim Lee-sung" is a Korean name.

    • @jacques4414
      @jacques4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Devil-nt2zo im not good at EA

    • @randomlokalvideos2750
      @randomlokalvideos2750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      0.05 Is indonesian , when indonesian Old Hag Is The King of Road , They turn Signal To left But they Turn Right. How hillarious

    • @jacques4414
      @jacques4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomlokalvideos2750 hmmm, normal

    • @jacques4414
      @jacques4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomlokalvideos2750 but thx for the info

  • @mitchellvang2691
    @mitchellvang2691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Asian-American; I approve all this clips

  • @queenesther09
    @queenesther09 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Also, there'll be different varieties that will all hate each other for some reason."
    😆 I love that!

  • @andresc5915
    @andresc5915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m ded... at the end when he was like, “nah nah... the opposite.” Thats truthful

  • @ellatizzy9726
    @ellatizzy9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Do they eat just like, regular food?"
    "No, no the opposite."
    The regular food eats THEM.

  • @Alaska-Jack
    @Alaska-Jack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The funniest fucking show I’ve ever seen in my life.

  • @Kylor80sMetalFan
    @Kylor80sMetalFan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The turn signal one is my favorite. 😂😂😂

  • @krystofcisar469
    @krystofcisar469 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That asian multiverse version of family guy is best :D

  • @RandomBlake
    @RandomBlake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:47 that tune he was singing is the beginning beat to the song turning Japanese 😂

  • @someasianguy9751
    @someasianguy9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a Asian I can confirm everything is entirely true

    • @moneylover318
      @moneylover318 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even the calculator joke or 1st kids in school

    • @ahhwe-any7434
      @ahhwe-any7434 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's eh. I think Harold & Kumar is funny tho

  • @맥맥이
    @맥맥이 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    LMAO the "They all hate each other for some reason" part is so true

    • @lamarravery4094
      @lamarravery4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Irish, Brits and Scots don't like each other either.

    • @fm1668
      @fm1668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lamarravery4094 Well they were the same country and conquered 25% of the world by themselves so it worked out

    • @jaytoh4336
      @jaytoh4336 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really

  • @RussianPlus
    @RussianPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    This is so funny! lol

  • @adrymuffin
    @adrymuffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:11 can someone explain this joke

    • @cryoranges3441
      @cryoranges3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's asain family unfortunately

    • @Spiderbiterz
      @Spiderbiterz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its a joke about WWII, its saying this is what could have happened if the usa never dropped the bombs and Japan took over the country

  • @kojodareaper
    @kojodareaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @farhanarazak984
    @farhanarazak984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Black guy come to sushi shop really got me😂😂😂

    • @natethan2204
      @natethan2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, we don't eat that shit. 😖

    • @dariuswilliams4129
      @dariuswilliams4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natethan2204 Don't speak for all of us. I love sushi lmfao

  • @isaacfournier3270
    @isaacfournier3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wow, this show is like the most cancellable thing and I love it!

    • @Jamalwa9
      @Jamalwa9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like family guy they make fun of every race weather its Hispanics Asian black etc.. But the show is for people who don't get offended and can take a joke

    • @isaacfournier3270
      @isaacfournier3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Jamalwa9 ya people get so offended at every little thing nowadays and its so annoying lol

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait til you find out about South Park..

  • @mannykhan7752
    @mannykhan7752 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    These jokes are so good theyre still true today...

  • @gwencha
    @gwencha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:38 gotta love the tsunderes

  • @ricardomont808
    @ricardomont808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As an asian, this is somewhat accurate.

  • @michaelyu4461
    @michaelyu4461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "do they just eat like uh regular food? No the opposite." facts

  • @randumstuff1592
    @randumstuff1592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Gimme carro, gimme rettuce!"

  • @siyafetsha759
    @siyafetsha759 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Asian stand up comedian kills me every time, lol.

  • @shortexoclip4712
    @shortexoclip4712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:18 this guy has balls of steel

  • @boinamedrex_69
    @boinamedrex_69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:22 Well, at least it's not Kim Il Sung.

  • @thenicobossy
    @thenicobossy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Tananananananananaaaaa"
    *GIMME CALLOT, GIMME RETTUCE*

  • @unsusunsus2158
    @unsusunsus2158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When the lady just cut across everyone else and said “good luck” I felt that 😂

  • @benitosierrajr3958
    @benitosierrajr3958 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:30 You stay out my store, all you stay out my store, I remember you face!
    I died laughing at this.

  • @randomzergling
    @randomzergling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:16 This had me dying

    • @TheRanker77
      @TheRanker77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same thing for Meg