The Stations of The Cross: Poofesure Edition 7:14 First Joker laugh 8:22 Slowly starts to go insane 10:36 Horrible break 14:40 The power bar is not accurate 17:10 Begins to abuse Beef Boss 18:58 Shortest 8.2 feet ever 21:43 On the verge of insanity 23:51 Screwed by the flagstick a second time 25:15 Poof putting out a mating call 25:40 Poof becomes the Joker 26:43 Begins to question his sanity 28:48 The camera was aware of that result 32:10 Gets screwed by the pin a 3rd time 32:36 TBH, that bill would cost millions 34:37-35:24 The “how” phase 37:35 So close yet so far away 41:00 HOW?!!! 42:57 Rage quits
At 14:00 it says his ball was 9.3ft away when actuality it was 3.2ft. His ball is approx 23 golf balls away from the hole (golf ball width 1.68”) (1.68x23 = 38.64” or 3ft 2in) Just incase anyone was curious Edit: of if you are going off the FT from the hole the ball is 4.8inches wide
Part of the reason it always looks so skewed is the game's golf balls have no world space size, it's screen space. Because of the game's low output resolution, the goofball never shrinks below a minimum size on screen even if it should be a pixel or smaller white dot.
This man single-handedly keeping all of America entertained in the late night/early morning hours by simply scream and raging till he gets noise complaints or he conks out from high blood pressure… thank you Kienan. Thank you.
I feel like all this anger is gonna lead to extreme happiness then an extreme course of crying like a child who was giving his first toy on Christmas knowing how much his parents struggle to support him
I have been watching a few of your videos as I found you a month ago and I especially love your wii sports video. Keep up the good work and never change who you are. Ps it's pronounced Owen just in case you were going to say thanks to me in your head when you see this! 😊
me and my roommate were playing around on this platinum and we came up with a couple of different strategies to help: Hole 1 and 2 if they are the closer pin to where you start, you can put it at max power (like red red power) and get it 6.8 feet and 6.4 feet away (if I remember right). It’s not as good as the wedge but it’s guaranteed. Hole 4, you can driver put from the sand on the closest pin position to you and get it in 90% of the time. Only works on the closest pin position. There’s a couple I don’t remember from later on, but if they look impossible based on distance (hole 6?), use a weak iron shot. Good luck and I hope you see this before you break another remote
"How is that fair? One power bar, if I hit it any less than that... emeneemneemne, EEEE, no no, for the thir- YYYYYAAAAAAAAA Poofesure - May 19, 2024 Timestamp - 11:16 More Hilarious Timestamps- 14:5019:0026:30 This video displays a man that stuttered more than every other stutter I've heard in my lifetime, Jesus Christ HIMSELF has NEVER even HEARD this many stutters until now!!!
Because he refuses to aim at the pin. He aims "5" feet to the right and wonders how he misses it. If he wouldn't have aimed to the right, would have gone right in.
What about the one Wii Party U video that was titled "WII PARTY U MASTER DIFFICULTY IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME OVER" where he angrily destroyed his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the end
18:46 my only logical reasoning for why the game thinks that is 1 foot away is maybe it's counting the distance between the ball and the bottom of the inside of the hole, that's the only thing I can think of
I have completed this platinum after being inspired by you to try it. One thing I’ve learned that might be helpful is that on shot 6 you do not, nor should you use the iron. You can use the wedge. Just hit it into the red a little bit and it will still ad more power and distance to your shot. Yes it will make it go left or right, so there is a little bit of luck involved but you will at least make it on the green note consistently without flying across it. Same goes for all golf shots. If you hit it in the red it will still add more power if you need it. Hope this helps.
Imagine if Poof attempted Working the Bag again, that would be the most entertaining thing ever because he'd end up breaking 3 things in one video again.
The iron keeps the ball low and it rolls, the wedge hits it high so that the ball lands and doesn't roll forward as much. You gotta use the right club for the hole.
Everybody gangsta till poofesure uploads a 3 letter video
ong
No kidding
i laughed
Facts 😂 I was like oh boy this is gonna be a good one
Fr
the amount of anger and frustration that i can sense from a 3 letter word is insane
how
The minute I saw this title and thumbnail, I immediately knew how incredibly pissed off he was this entire video.
He’s really quiet let’s player, so be sure to turn up your volume
43 minutes long, LMAO
43 minutes long even mind you LMAO
disasters to never forget about according to poofesure:
- 9/11
- christmas
- poofesture trying to get platinum in wii sports golf
Christmas is insane dude
Christmas is a disaster when u r an adult lol
Christmas was the worst disaster to ever step foot on this earth…😢
That was funny
Don’t forget Helen keller
Hearing him be calm at the beginning is so much like the calm before the storm, its terrifying
The longer the video the deeper into insanity he goes
11:20 “If I hit any less than that -- No No EEEEYAAAAAA!!!
Bro hit the jump button
Bro turned into Frieza 😂
the way he kept interrupting himself
he went EEEYYAAAAA again at 17:18
👹👹👹👹
You know this is gonna be a good video when there’s platinum and the just the word “how”
6:57 that one snoring family member when you’re all on vacation
😂😂😂 Yes, amazing
😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:59 he said this like a mortified spongebob character
Educational television
OVERTIME???
LMAOO
8.2?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Reminds of that scene where Spongebob is holding onto the back of Mrs. Puff’s car and she drives him through the cheese graters
25:16 when the music conductor tells u to sing louder
This woke me out of a dead sleep
sopranos*
@@naur6683 *sopranos
😅
was just looking at his posts deciding which to use to fall asleep
Me too, I’m sure he’ll be extra calm and quiet so we can sleep soundly
I looked at this video, and thought, “Monday and a good portion of sleep can wait”
@@adipocere4777 Always is. he would never yell or smash a remote
Trying to go to sleep and then getting jump scared by a yell is a different experience
i fall asleep to his screaming 😭
3:15 - 3:16
"Know your crustomer." Poofesure, May 19, 2024
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@@simpoly6929 no. The Krusty Krab. Come on, man.
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BEAU ANGELO-
HI I SAW UR LINKEDIN AND SUPERPROF
i made you my phone wallpaper at some point cuz i love your selfies
seriously dude it's surreal that i've found you here after finding you on superprof as a guitar tutor last year.... your profile was very memorable
The Stations of The Cross: Poofesure Edition
7:14 First Joker laugh
8:22 Slowly starts to go insane
10:36 Horrible break
14:40 The power bar is not accurate
17:10 Begins to abuse Beef Boss
18:58 Shortest 8.2 feet ever
21:43 On the verge of insanity
23:51 Screwed by the flagstick a second time
25:15 Poof putting out a mating call
25:40 Poof becomes the Joker
26:43 Begins to question his sanity
28:48 The camera was aware of that result
32:10 Gets screwed by the pin a 3rd time
32:36 TBH, that bill would cost millions
34:37-35:24 The “how” phase
37:35 So close yet so far away
41:00 HOW?!!!
42:57 Rage quits
Tbh you’re the hero of the comment section. Digging to find this comment lol. Felt bad for his “it’s not fair” phase
How how howe haow hao hæw hau aow ow paow paow ħow??!
Lmao he says HOW 50 times during the how phase alone
My favorite comment on a Poof video 💀
34:37 owls in a parallel universe
How how how how how how how how how how how how how 😭😭😭
Sounds like a doggy
this is KILLING ME
Nearly 50 how’s in a minute later. How?
I dont even have to hit the timestamp to know what he’s sayijg
34:37 You know you stayed up too late when you go to bed and hear this outside...
19:05 when she freaky in the dm’s but yall finally link up
NAHHH
Lmaooooooo
I’m crying🤣🤣🤣
Poof: “There some things that are just unforgivable. 9/11”
Me: “I’m with ya there”
Poof: “Christmas”
Me: “Pause”
He said, "some things should never be forgettable"
Poofesure's list of disasters that should never be forgotten:
1. 9/11
2. Christmas
3. Hitting the Green in Wii Sports
What's the timestamp?
@@cantrusthestory33:44
Not hitting the green *
At 14:00 it says his ball was 9.3ft away when actuality it was 3.2ft.
His ball is approx 23 golf balls away from the hole (golf ball width 1.68”) (1.68x23 = 38.64” or 3ft 2in)
Just incase anyone was curious
Edit: of if you are going off the FT from the hole the ball is 4.8inches wide
Cool, I like the analysis.
Not compared to the feet of the Miis
Every patch of grass is x2. If he lands on the 3 patch it’s 3x2 and round up depending on where the ball lands on the patch
Part of the reason it always looks so skewed is the game's golf balls have no world space size, it's screen space. Because of the game's low output resolution, the goofball never shrinks below a minimum size on screen even if it should be a pixel or smaller white dot.
@@Chicky_Lumps for sure! I was more so just curios what the distance was in relation to the ball.
This man single-handedly keeping all of America entertained in the late night/early morning hours by simply scream and raging till he gets noise complaints or he conks out from high blood pressure… thank you Kienan. Thank you.
25:42 my favorite manic moment of this episode
Love when poof yells kyah like an acoustic anime girl.
10:06 I love when Poof gets a little frustrated, he sounds like Link.
It's like poof knows when im going to bed i can't wait to sleep to this
Same
Ikr. I was just about to sleep. I sometimes sleep to his videos 🤣
how
@@ommy7672how
How the heck do you guys sleep to his videos when he screams out sometimes 😂
26:31 porky pig becoming a video game tester
Bro the vid came out two minutes ago how are u alrdy at the time stamp
Do you people ai these or something?
@@PensiveBarak925ikr what?
PLEASEES
@@ffsffs9225
Poofesure comparing this platinum to 9/11 is truly wild lmaoo
Obviously one is worse than the other 🙄 (hint:it’s not the one with the plane)
Am I the only one who genuinely falls asleep to Poof's vids, even when hes screaming to the top of his lungs
LOL. I thought I was the only one!
Yup me too! Even through his screaming his voice is just so calming to me. Love to fall asleep to his minecraft videos or papa Louie ones! 🤣
i watch his horror vids to fall asleep idk how i do it
He’s got the same calming and reassuring presence as Bob Ross.
Same here
7:05 And here you can observe a goat in its natural habitat
Sheep?
37:27 "We actually have to really think about our shots here"
*_Aggressively underswings without thinking about it seconds later_*
11:24 me during karate class
XD
I feel like all this anger is gonna lead to extreme happiness then an extreme course of crying like a child who was giving his first toy on Christmas knowing how much his parents struggle to support him
34:38 when someone asks who’s moving castle that is
What a nice way to end the weekend. I love when poof uploads right before bed. It's so quiet and soothing 😌
18:58 why does this sound so much like when Spongebob said "Educational Television!?"
I love beef boss getting his practice swings in at 26:41 as poof yells
SpongeBob: How much sleep gas did Mrs. Puff pour into my cup when she stole my new boat? 18:59
I’d imagine Poof’s live commentary is BeefBoss ranting while his head yaps about like the Canadian’s in South Park. 😂😂😂
Im baked as fuck im dying at this 😂
@@rodsummerfield1241 😂😂 Mission Accomplished then. I’m glad. 😂😂
18:59 how gymnasts react when you give them an 8.2 instead of a 10
I have been watching a few of your videos as I found you a month ago and I especially love your wii sports video. Keep up the good work and never change who you are. Ps it's pronounced Owen just in case you were going to say thanks to me in your head when you see this! 😊
Only 3 letters?
ATTENTION HEADPHONE USERS:
TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW I REPEAT TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME NOW! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
Is this not an ASMR channel??
My volume isn't working, I'mma just turn it up all the way and hope it works 🙏
I got headphones on lol😂😂😂
How
Didn’t quite catch you there, did you say turn my volume up? If you say so...
me and my roommate were playing around on this platinum and we came up with a couple of different strategies to help:
Hole 1 and 2 if they are the closer pin to where you start, you can put it at max power (like red red power) and get it 6.8 feet and 6.4 feet away (if I remember right). It’s not as good as the wedge but it’s guaranteed.
Hole 4, you can driver put from the sand on the closest pin position to you and get it in 90% of the time. Only works on the closest pin position.
There’s a couple I don’t remember from later on, but if they look impossible based on distance (hole 6?), use a weak iron shot. Good luck and I hope you see this before you break another remote
28:56 I think Poof ate his mic
AYO
3 letters and 43 minutes? Yeah you know this is gonna be good.
37:20 Poof bringing back dubstep
15:04 - 15:06 got the whole mind working on overdrive
The amount of rage it's gonna be is over 9000
"How is that fair? One power bar, if I hit it any less than that... emeneemneemne, EEEE, no no, for the thir- YYYYYAAAAAAAAA
Poofesure - May 19, 2024
Timestamp - 11:16
More Hilarious Timestamps- 14:50 19:00 26:30
This video displays a man that stuttered more than every other stutter I've heard in my lifetime, Jesus Christ HIMSELF has NEVER even HEARD this many stutters until now!!!
40:59 is also a contender
Because he refuses to aim at the pin. He aims "5" feet to the right and wonders how he misses it. If he wouldn't have aimed to the right, would have gone right in.
That "8.2??????? " killed me 😂
@@KryptonicShadowhe’s trying to account for the hills that will redirect his shot
37:55
Bugs Bunny: “What’s up, doc?”
Porky Pig: “That’s all, folks!”
Tasmanian Devil: 15:04
Love having the sounds of poof scream put me to bed
The three-letter title just radiates pure, unfiltered, unhinged rage all on its own and I haven’t even started the video yet
He knows his audience so well, midnight on a Sunday :)
My favorite ASMR creator!!!!
When Poof said "how", I felt that
Please stop breaking toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside, there are hungry people out there who could use them as food and its very wasteful
Why did that make me laugh
It’s gonna be 2059 by the time poof gets every platinum
26:31 the fact that directly after this rage I got an ad for meditation
“9/11… uhh christmas”
Love you, man! Watched you for 4 years and you still kick ass!
I think the games kicked his ass. N I’ve watched him 4 in a half years
I could hear the scream in those lowercase letters
Same.
I’m surprised poof didn’t have more of a reaction when he hit the pin and it bounced off and rolled back into the green for 100ft lmao
18:59 is the SpongeBob episode when misses puff steals the boat
😂😂
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?!
Idk why but seeing a poof video with just 1 word is just terrifying
This is Probably one of the best titles for a Poofesure video in a long time.
An all lower-case title means that he failed and ragequit.
An all capital title means he somehow got the platinum.
Mark my words and remember my name.
Thanks!
Well what about the "the easiest platinum medal" video? That's in lowercase and he got it
What about the one Wii Party U video that was titled "WII PARTY U MASTER DIFFICULTY IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME OVER" where he angrily destroyed his Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside at the end
Oh, of course!
An over 40 minute video from Poofesure is actually a W for all of us
34:38 When i’m trying to call my friend Hao but he’s hard of hearing
Brother Hao
8:00
Poof: **Ranting about how the game screws him**
Wii Guy: " *oach!* "
I love when Poofesure uploads a 30+ minute video
love how he uses Christmas as one of the things on the list of horrible disasters that should never be forgotten.
Reminder that watching Poof in 2x speed is like watching a raging Ben Shapiro
For the 9 months I've been watching. Every video is just him slowly losing his mind and I love it😂
18:46 my only logical reasoning for why the game thinks that is 1 foot away is maybe it's counting the distance between the ball and the bottom of the inside of the hole, that's the only thing I can think of
I have completed this platinum after being inspired by you to try it. One thing I’ve learned that might be helpful is that on shot 6 you do not, nor should you use the iron. You can use the wedge. Just hit it into the red a little bit and it will still ad more power and distance to your shot. Yes it will make it go left or right, so there is a little bit of luck involved but you will at least make it on the green note consistently without flying across it. Same goes for all golf shots. If you hit it in the red it will still add more power if you need it. Hope this helps.
8:24 iconic words from Mr.Poofesure
Imagine if Poof attempted Working the Bag again, that would be the most entertaining thing ever because he'd end up breaking 3 things in one video again.
So nice of poof to let me laugh at his expense of his sanity.
"how" I just know he's gonna tweak out BIG TIME 😂😂
The equivalent of reading us a story to help some of us fall asleep.
34:37 an indigenious person greeting everyone in the village individually.
The part where he kept saying "How?" sounded like the receiving line at a Native American chief's wedding...
11:26 "I gotta stop thinking about it" *followed by a 30 second rant*
We also need a compilation of Poof getting pissed at the Nice On guy
This man has finally inspired me to go for all the Platinum medals after 15 years of owning a Wii. I am down to two: throwing punches and putting.
43 minutes of Wii Sports is a recipe for disaster
i love how calm he always is at the beginning
35:01 my dog when the bell rings:
Watching poof try to force using the wedge on that hole 6 when the map clearly shows it’s nowhere enough power gave me internal pain
I was watching this while trying to paint with watercolors and Jesus Christ I had to stop painting because I was laughing so hard
Dude, just put it in the hole. Stop missing.
18:59 - when the math teacher ask me what number is between 8.1 and 8.3 on a line graph
"Some things should never be forgettable. 9/11. Christmas." -Poof 2024
Wait until he realizes that in hole 6 you have to use the iron
the I hate you at the end was a very good impression of Anakin when he is burning alive in the lava of Mustafar
Bro really sounded like a looney toons character today 😂
The iron keeps the ball low and it rolls, the wedge hits it high so that the ball lands and doesn't roll forward as much. You gotta use the right club for the hole.
The shorter the title, the more rage in the video
you know its gonna be a great day when poof uploads a 43 minute wii video with 3 letters as the title
It may be 1 am on a school night but Poofesure is more important
25:15 I love hearing him sing “as I do ooh” 😂
3 letters, over 43 minutes long.
This should be fun
three words
What was the title before?
@@nathanh2523look I was tired.
@@hypernova9363I apparently don’t know the difference between words and letters…