Best of Mitch Hedberg
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- I had a lot of fun putting together the top funniest Mitch Hedberg stand up jokes.
Mitch Headberg is comedy genius but sadly, no longer with us (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005). Consider this
montage a tribute to most hilarious comic I've ever seen.
The Very Best of the Legendary Mitch Hedberg - ตลก
His humor is a mixture of dad jokes and big brain stoner thoughts and I’m here for it
perfect description, damn
Well said man
wow that was well said
What a take, nailed it
@Bruce Michael made you think? maybe if you’re stoned.
"The best thing about escalators is that they cannot break, they can only become stairs"
Sorry for the convenience
We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there...
Lmao
“Any book is a kid’s book if the kid can read.” 😂😂😂
I tried to blow the hair off my screen then realized it was just your profile pic🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My philosophy when thinking about class readings as an university professor.
“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”
Lol
That's one of my favourites! 😂
this one is up there for sure 😂
"When I was little, I used to lie in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was."
This had me rollin' Just from reading it.
The first joke of his that I ever heard was the escalator joke. I was hooked right away. I was fortunate enough to see him live at the Comedy Caravan in Louisville about 8 months before he died. Still to this day, that is my favorite live event ever
And I am sure that in some alternative universe his twin brother was laying on the other side of the bed wondering where he was.
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Oh man, literally tearing up laughing over here 😂
My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke:
"I want to be a racecar passenger. Just the guy who bugs the driver. Hey man, can I turn on the radio? I think you should slow down. Why do we keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide."
Haha
Time?
@@bonham1981
It's not in this clip. It's from his Comedy Central Presents special. A clip from that special is at 6:09 but it's a different joke.
That's a good one 👍 One of my favorites was, "When I was a kid, I used to sleep in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was" 🤣
Why do you keep turning left?
My boyfriend told me that my sense of humor reminded him of Mitch. That's the first time I found out about him. He's a gem.
If he was alive for twitter he would be HUGE
Joe Rogan XD
He was huge to a lot of people ;)
What! He’s dead!?!?
@@nyspawn9332 2005 bro
There’s a “retweet this; fuck that, I’ll make a copy” joke in there somewhere.
Mitch used to be so hilarious. He is still hilarious even today, even though he passed. But he used to be hilarious too.
Wtf you did not make any sense at all.were you high when you posted this
It is a reference to a Mitch joke.
@@metalmaniac3434 jesus christ, it's a Hedberg joke reference. I use to do drugs. I still do. But I use to too
@@itsafugazi8568
If you know you know.
David Bob knows.
Perfect
In my opinion, he is one of the greats. His humor is so pure. I hope in 200 years and beyond that people still mention him.
I wont live 200 years but as long as im around he will never be forgotten. Any time a comedian's name gets mentioned my first response is always "yeah, but have you heard of Mitch Hedberg?"
He IS one of the greats. Unfortunately, many people never heard of him - which is a shame. He's in my top 3 favorite comedians along with Norm MacDonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
He will be forgotten (just like you)
198 years
They won't. He will be lost to time.
A good comedian tells funny jokes, a Great comedian tells jokes funny
This makes me a juggler.
That's not grammatically correct. That's some fake "wisdom" right there.
*tells jokes in a funny manner
@@AnjewTate being grammatically correct isn't funny tho
@@AnjewTate Get that stick out of your ass, you get the point.
Literally JUST got done with an over the phone interview. The HR woman asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" .....I couldn't help myself and replied "Celebrating the anniversary of you asking me this question!" 😂 Miss you Mitch!! RIP
Did you get the job dude? 😂
@@sparkymularkey6970 I did not LOL 😂
That's awesome. He had that affect on us didn't he? What a brilliant comedian. Left us way too soon.
@@grantweaver3698 😂😂😂🤣
@@grantweaver3698 I wouldve automatically given it to you
"Someone offered me a frozen banana, I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yes"
Do you have a source for that ?
Rodney Dangerfield
He did the same thing with a baked potato
Which I like a little bit more
So I said yeah*
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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" One of my fav jokes. Gone too soon.
LOL! That's one of my faves, too.
Soooooo many gems from Mitch. Intelligence + smoking weed = those types of thoughts. 🤣
One of my favourites from Mitch:
“I had a candle, but I didn’t have a candle holder, so I bought a cake.”
That's witty and legit
I love that one lol
That makes so much sense to me :)
No comedians makes me laugh out loud as much as Hedberg. What a loss his death was
"I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race. We will prevail." LMAO
Oy vey
@@isntitobvious9894 loved him in Home Movies.
@@pieflinger42069 for the kitten already knew it was good as it was🤣
Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorite comedians. He still is, but he also was.
niiiiice
🤣☠️
Excellent
Exactly.
Mitch would've loved this morbid joke.
His humor took me a few minutes to start laughing. They’re not over the top, just one after the other, quick-witted. I love it
"I don't have a girlfriend... Just a chick who really hates it when I say that..."
@@TimeTraveler.981 r/whooooosh
I say this one all the time
Didn't you just hear the joke? How have you still quoted it wrong? 🤨
@@Loctorak omfg man go back to correcting Wikipedia pages. 200+ ppl know what the fuck I meant. Get a fucking life
You can tell he had bad stage fright, but his love for comedy pushed him out on the stage anyway. Great talent.
You couldn't be more Correct. Mitch like quite a few Comedians have some level of Stage Fright.
It's interesting because he still has a great stage presence - and I think what I learned from that is that comedians should be authentic above all. Good or bad jokes whatever, you have to be authentic.
The drugs :( He used to have to do it with his back to the crowds o_0
@@GrahamBo44there have been other entertainers with stage fright who performed with their backs to the crowds, like Van Morrison
also why are you typing 0_o bullshit in 2024, click on the white face below the letters, these things called emojis come up
My favorite MH joke (from memory): I saw a wino the other day who was eating grapes. I said hey man, you gotta wait.
LOL! I love that one.
The best part about lines like that, is that you know there's a VERY real possibility that he's actually recounting an experience he had, and not reciting a joke he wrote.
My favorite also, super short and still super layered
Forgot about this one. It's great. Ty
Mitch had serious social anxiety, he still mananged to get on stage and not sweat through his close and have a panic attacks while delivering his act, and even when his jokes didn’t land he always found a way to make it twice as funny as if the first punchline landed flawlessly
Great point! Mitch delivered through adversity. So I guess he was adversed but well versed in adversity.
I remember a joke bombing on one of his CDs, and he said "Alright...that joke is funnier than you all acted" 🤣🤣
He would also do Heroine before he would preform sometimes
Cocaine is a helluva drug
that is what killed him- its called heroin
"I used to do drugs I still do but I used to to."
Out of order escalator?
My belt holds my pants up, my belt loops hold the belt up. What's going on down there? Who is the real hero?
He’s magical! Got to see him live before he passed. Highlight of my life.
"An escalator can never be 'out of order'. It can only become stairs."
@@dkaz77 Same here. I was fortunate to see him about 3 months or so before he died.
@@dkaz77 you need a better life.
the "I used to do drugs.." joke isn't Hedberg, it's Bill Hicks
I miss Mitch Hedberg, man. I love other comedians and their "let's tell a story" approach to comedy, but Mitch was great at 1-3 liners, which is really, really tough! It has to instantly land with virtually no set-up! He had a lot of talent, I wish he was still around.
He would've ruled Vine.
That's like the Rodney Dangerfield approach to stand up. Both were great in the business.
If you are flammable and have two legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Lol
I was driving down the interstate and saw a sign that said ' Chattanooga 5, Nashville 52' and I thought "Nashville must have a really good team."
I didn’t know of Mitch until TH-cam shorts showed me a video of him. Now I know that a good thing can come from watching TH-cam shorts.
his jokes would be lame if said by anyone else his delivery makes him amazing
BrxIghtside the lameness of them is what makes them funny
His delivery is legendary.
BrxIghtside shut up this material is gold
its definitely his delivery, i ve tried telling some of his jokes and people dont laugh lmao
Not true. His delivery is great, but don't overlook the material itself. My man had jokes. Some of them are actually brilliant and can be used in multiple deliveries.
But I get what you're saying, his delivery is out of the park.
"I tried to walk into Target but I missed" bro I don't know why that shit had me dying 😂
His rice joke is one of my favorites.
Every time I eat rice, I think of this joke.
@Bot AtChess it’s just dumb. It’s smart and stupid and funny. There’s not much to get. I love Mitch
The parade joke, just, I contemplated if life was worth living and Mitch brought me back to reality with his pure sense of humor. A lot like Norm. Both truly missed.
Glad to hear you're here, Keep fighting, especially when it's hard. I like to listen to "The Day I Tried to Live" & "Fell on Black Days" when I'm in the dangerous neighborhood of my own mind. Wishing you the best 🕊
FYI if you’re on the fence about life don’t make judgements based on what you see on the internet.
Life is worth living but your job is to also try to enjoy it as much as you can manage...Laughing is one really great way to do that. Seems like you're doing a good job -- keep up the good work! 🙂
@Nathan - Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you for that.
How you doing my man ❤
Mitch Hedberg was both a colleague and friend of my son. Was likeable, a bit shy in person. ""Without ego"" and always had time for others. Never looked down at "anyone". The best of engaged conversations with Mitch, lives-on. Off-stage a close similarity is Dave Chappelle.
He and the real Dave Chappelle are still my favorite stand up comedians. Good people, they were.
Hope they both R.I.P.
@@alaysiakayebutler6299 Stupid attempt at humour.
@@alaysiakayebutler6299Dave Chappelle is not dead though, despite the woke mob’s wishes.
@@alaysiakayebutler6299 dave chappelle is still alive man
Is he though?
The slip cover bit kills me every time haha "and it was a load off my mind" 😂
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer...
😂
You don’t have to be sorry-it’s 3 am, and you’re a dry cleaner
*"Rice is good when you're really hungry and want 2,000 of something"*
Only Mitch Hedberg would ever come up with a joke like that. What a fucking _genius!_
Dr. Acula LMAO
Like there's a worst of Mitch Hedberg .
@@dietwater9772 that actually made me sad
Yes,agreed. At nightI listen to a bit of Mitch, then a bit of Steve Perry and Journey. Then I’m calmed down enough to go to sleep.
of course there is. It's called "when the shows over"..
It all is
@@dietwater9772 oof
1:31 i love when he smiles - that "yes these people like me" smirk
I wish he could have known that all these years later, people would still love him, and listen to his work every day.
Best one liner comedian of all time. "When i was a kid, i used to lay in my twin sized bed and wonder where my brother was". Fucking kills me every time.
Rodney dangerfield….slow down
@@MoejiiOsmanTV nah, Dangerfield is probably the greatest in the sense that he left the biggest legacy, but he's definitely not funnier than Hedberg
“This bedroom has an oven in it.”
Those are the best ever because a snack is always within arm’s reach.
"I want to hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."
The Kurt Cobain of stand up, a genius who injects crazy into simplicity resulting in radical originality. Only the good die young, much love Mitch!
"Inject"? Pun intended?
Kurt? 🤢
Mitch is a funny comedian and Kurt is a subpar musician, no comparison to be had
@@thelortz you’re an idiot. Kurt was a genius. I don’t rly agree with the comparison though
@@thelortz they both loved heroin that’s the comparison
"I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around." LMFAO!!!
Genius joke lol
“This shirt is dry clean only, which means it’s dirty” I FUCKIN SNORTED LOL
I come back to his videos every so often and they're always refreshing and make me laugh no matter what
tell me...do you like alfalfa sprouts on your sandwich?
Are you ever surprised by the endigs? :P
Nice. I hadn’t heard the “off white/noxema” bit before. Thanks for sharing! I love that I can find these little nuggets every once in a while through different peoples videos still after all these years.
The "donate to charity" pizza slice joke is one of my favorites of all time.
I love “I went to the doctor and all he did was suck blood out of my neck. Do NOT go see Dr Acula!”
I've been happy before, but I've never been anywhere near as happy as mitch looks when the audience laughs at his jokes
Well said
Well said
Mitch's physical being may be gone but his whimsical spirit lives on in the hearts of his family, friends and fans. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mitch used to be alive, he still is but he used to be too. You're comedy was a beautiful contribution to the world Mitch, thank you
Nicely put Stuart.
Through TH-cam videos (thanks to creator fir this video) I've seen way more of Mitch now than when he was alive. And showing my boys these clips ensures that one more generation will keep his.memory alive. Just like we revered our older musical and literary culture, I hope decades/centuries from now comics like Mitch are still appreciated.
Stuart Comans.....Dear Stu,
The fact that you used the word “whimsical”, makes you a total fuk stick ?
@Lisa Surlie you miss your dad huh?
You talk about him like he’s Hendrix, calm down
I tried to walk into target but i missed.
Genius ---miss this guy
The second part killed me 'there should be people splattered all around the door'. That just busted me up.
"you guys did that for my mom" is one of the greatest callbacks ever
dude was in a class by himself
The substitute teachers definitely made sure to ask if Mitch was in the classes before taking the shift.
I bet he was lonely.
He looked around and said "man, I'm early"
King of an era.
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"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands" - Mitch Hedberg (imagined)
Hahahahahh that’s pretty good haha
I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.
People were not ready for him yet. A lot went over their heads. He would be huge right now!!
Him and Norm MacDonald would have been phenomenal together. Norm really enjoyed his material.
What are you talking about? Don’t you hear the wild laughter in these clips?
"I said, fuck that, I'll just make a copy"
"Heres a picture of me when I was younger...."
"EVERY picture is of you when you were younger!"
"Heres a picture of me when I was older..."
"You son of a bitch! How'd you do that? Hold on, let me see that camera..."
Miss him. Miss him so much.
Remember his "That 70's Show" appearance.
Mitch..."I did not lose a leg in Vietnam to put up with you kids"
Kelso..."You didn't lose a leg in Vietnam"
Mitch..."I know, that's what I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam"😃🤣😂 RIP Mitch
I came here after watching the joe rogan podcast with guest artie lange..I never heard Mitch's standup..this is the first time and im 46. I'm so glad I looked him up because I am laughing hard!..R.I.P Mitch Hedberg..I'm also an addict and struggle with addiction from the time I get up to the time I go to sleep..i feel helpless and lost in this world but after listening to Artie Lange on Joe Rogans podcast I now have some hope..i know that i will die soon if I don't stop and I have a beautiful wife and granddaughter to live for..am I selfish? I truly feel powerless..who am i?.I pray that I can do this..I'm scared as hell
Addiction is a disease, get help NOW before it's too late. Mitch was amazing and is my favorite stand up of all time. If artie Lang can do it, so can you! You owe it to yourself and your family to get help. Good luck man.
i did the same exact thing!
You got it bro! Sounds like you got people that love and care for you. Keep going! I’ve been there! Best thing to do is find a fun hobby! Music, paintball, drawing, karaoke, poetry, anything you’ve wanted to do you should just do it! You’ll soon find you’ve become more addicted to your new hobby and drugs don’t really intrigue you as much anymore! It takes time but it WILL WORK! Don’t make it hard, make it fun!!! Enjoy everyday man
I just hit 6 years sober and guaranteed I was a worse addict then you and Artie put together. It can be done, just please hang in there and seek help. Message me if you want some advice
@@HoodstarGaming video games & tantra are great substitutes.
Mitch didn’t want applause all he cared about was the laughter
I miss him. Got to see him live in Madison WI and he signed a CD for me. Such a kind soul. 💜
He was such a unique comedian...his delivery was amazing 😆
RIP Mitch...you made the world 🌎 laugh a little more when you were here.
I loved his thinking. I miss him. He contributed so much to comedy. And what is so amazing is how naturally funny he was. I think he genuinely needed laughs from the audience and it was deeply felt.
I recently discovered this guy then found out he passed away so long ago . Really sad he was spot on and his Jokes hold true to any time period. RIP
Mike R I just discovered him today, always late to great things RIP
From England 🏴
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Oh! You’re the one who discovered him?
Same, I remember always being ecstatic when his specials would play on Comedy Central. Didn’t have any internet just basic cable. Id think “who was that hilarious hippy guy in the blue glasses in front of the fire?”
Just discovered him as well. Sad he passed
He died way too soon. Really under-appreciated, I love his “throw-away” joke style.
His mind was next level in how he deconstructed and reverse-engineered the World...
Truly unique. His album "Strategic Grill Locations" is impeccable and makes me think of him as an unsung rockstar of comedy. Absolutely brilliant, comedy misses his presence and insight.
Calm down, he tells dad jokes in a stupid voice. Doesnt age well.
What do you consider funny, Fitz?
@@fitzfitzchivalry4538- He tells dad jokes? What funny voice?
The king of dad jokes.
He was so incredibly gently funny.
I love the way you worded that. Perfect!
I got to see him live with Stephen Lynch a few months before he passed. It was the funniest show I've ever seen, even though he was so wasted on something that he was only half there for the show. Here's some of my favourite jokes he did that were not from CDs (as far as I can remember) --
- When a joke landed flat, he poked his head through the big red curtain he was in front of and said "Hey look, there's another audience back here, and they think I'm hilarious. Hello other audience, I'm wearing the world's biggest cape."
- There was a speaker on the stage that was like a little box on the ground. So he walks up to it and goes "What is this, some kind of shoe analyzer?" and proceeds to put his shoe on top of the box, and then says "Analyze this."
- He started to tell a joke about a dolphin but got distracted and never said the punchline. I always remembered that he had a secret dolphin joke and tried to find it, but it wasn't anywhere. One day my sister found it on a LiveJournal page quoting comedians, no idea where they heard him say it, but it apparently went something like this:
"Dolphins have a reputation for being smart, but there's gotta be at least a few dumbass dolphins out there. And I'm gonna find them... probably in a lake."
RIP Mitch, you were a formative piece of my early humor and even after watching every episode of Friday Night Standup growing up, I still think you're the funniest comedian I've ever seen.
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For me, it's not the joke itself that makes it funny. It's his voice and his delivery. He was too critical of himself at times, but he was truly unique. RIP
He should have been a regular selling the food at "The Hub" in That 70s Show.
Yes.
Michael Ares “I didn’t go to Vietnam for this”
“You didn’t go to Vietnam”
“Yea that’s what I said, I didn’t go to Vietnam for this”
Michael Ares fuck ya he was great!!
@@rosswhitlock3025 Its actually
"I did not go to Vietnam so that i could serve hotdogs to teenagers."
"You have both your legs Frank"
"Like i said i did not lose a leg in Vietnam."
Buy something or get out!! Lol
The club sandwich joke is simply a perfect joke. And the dry-clean only joke. **chef’s kiss**
Possibly the best comic ever, whose observations were a perfect mix of wit and sillyness. RIP, brother.
I think the genius of Mitch Hedberg was that he constructed jokes that basically only he could get away with. It wasn't the jokes but the way he told them. Anyone else doing them wouldn't be funny because they didn't seem to be written to be funny jokes in and of themselves. It's like a professional telling amateur jokes extremely well and selling it. That was his power.
It’s like you’re telling the joke to yourself cause u find it amusing, 😂 absurdist humour word play.
No, the jokes were funny in and of themselves.
Loved this cat for years
He is by far one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever heard, his comedy was surreal..i only discovered him a couple of years ago, a sad loss..i would have loved to see him live, Shine on you crazy diamond.
It sometimes takes a bit for the audience to catch up, even a second or two sometimes... but they eventually get the joke and laugh.. that's how you know he's telling an original joke...
...which Mitch always did.
His comedy special was like that. He floundered around for about 30 minutes with a dead crowd and they finally started catching on and by the end they were rolling
I like to throw a toothpick into a forest and shout, "You're home!"
Passed way too soon. I loved it when his jokes surprised me and came from a perspective I knew I would never have.
I love the one woman who was upset by the parrot dying.
If the pizza were a pie chart for what you would do if you won a million dollars, he gave me the 'donate it to charity' slice.
I want the "Keep it" slice.
@@harrymills2770 so all of the pi chart?
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I just heard of him in the last 6 months on Sirius Radio. Funniest delivery ever!! I heard his joke “if i was walking down the sidewalk with tight rope walker and he tripped and fell, that would be totally unacceptable!” I laughed for about 45 minutes.
I read it and thought...why are you laughing at that...and then it hit me...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jeniferallan6693- Help me…
Mitch was so ahead of the times with his comedy, his jokes remind me exactly of someone reading off funny little joke tweets
I miss this guy, man. He was a legend. Rest In Peace, Mitch.
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every Mitch Hedberg breathe is the best of Mitch Hedberg.
This man is beyond genius.
The neighbor in the "go around" joke was nick dipallo. He used to even write "dipallo" on set lists for that joke
"Best of Mitch Hedberg" first 2 minutes are unedited footage of Mitch doing standup on a late night show. 100% adds up 😂
Its amazing that mitch had severe social awkwardness but was able to stand up and be such an amazing comic!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
@@vanhattfield8292 shut up man
@@vanhattfield8292 It was heroin.. but yeah, don't do cocaine either💔
There will never be anyone like Mitch.
You cannot call something the best of Mitch and only be 7 minutes. When absolutely everything he has done is the best.
your channel name sounds like an italian guy with colon problems
Patrick Parmer lol sounds like Mario saying "my colon!"
Hahahahaha haha holy fuck
Beautiful
Patrick Parmer lol mitch would be proud
Hahaha! funny shit man!
I don't think I'm alone when I say this: When I watch a video of Mitch Hedberg, I find myself applauding his best jokes. MAYA - you put toigether some of his best material. Thanks from all Mitch Hedberg fans!
Use to think he was so cheesy. But as I look back at his clips and listen to his jokes...great stuff. Genius.
I still just love how wholesome his humor was.
4:20 This joke is based on a true story and his angry neighbor was comedian Nick Dipaolo
Stagg Lee just like how the tennis bit was about him and Stanhope
Joe Rogan fan here
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Lol it's 420 and some of these sound like stoner thoughts.
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my brain hurts ... from these smart jokes
Why does he make me cry sometimes?
I was drunk the other night listening to comedy tracks on my phone and I legit went from happy to sad when he came up.
“I once saw a diner that had a sign saying ‘breakfast served any time’. I walked in and ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”
"I'm off white, I'm new race, we will prevail!" Lmfao
"Screw purple people. Unless they're suffocating".
- mitch -
Italians be like
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