@@robertnelson9599 I mean it'd still be funny just that they put the mechanic in to begin with. Once you know it does that then if you have one you obviously know what's going to happen and can prepare around it
I really want to see a goblin Sherman dancing on the battlefield in the new total war game. Just have a random chance that he'll get himself stoned on mushroom or spider venom and just start dancing. Just imagine non lore pubbies playing the game for the first time and wondering why their goblin Sheman is trying to moonwalk and 70's disco dancing when he asked him to cast a spell. I can see it now.....
+JA Peregrine They are called neko, they are...interesting creatures: images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24800000/sad-neko-girl-anime-24826975-1280-800.jpg PS; goes to show how fucked the world is when this is the first thing to show up in the image bar...
while the Carameldansen thing is annoying........the mental image of a High out of his mind Goblin Holy Man singing that while flinging magic all while flipping around the battlefield like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask' is a hilarious mental image. (Note i'm mentally imagining said song being sung in an actual Goblin voice.) Black Ork: Oi, wot iz dat Goblin doin'? Arrer Boy: It's one o' dem Spider Cult Shamans, dey get fookin' high as all zog an' start spazzin' out like Gallaghar at a Watermelon stand. Black Ork:......Who da 'ell iz Gallaghar? i'll stop myself there cause than i kinda ramble on with some weird story that somehow ends with a Goblin Version of Green Arrow.
+Panagiotis a surprising amount of people complained that the music was to repetitive and finding different music that even remotely fits my voice and style turned out to be very very hard so i figured no music would be better.
I cant wait for the day Games workshop comes out with a Nippon army roster and it has catgirls and the super unit of the army is a tentacle army accompanied by schoogirl handlers
"And if you order your giant spider riding forest goblins now you can get for free the aditional goblin forest shaman". Hmmm.. CA just found their new pre-order DLC idea.
seriously my new favourite quote of all time from arch "Then this leads to more mundane revelations like, *ahem* 'is there an afterlife?' but then Age of Shitmar says 'no, there are only Space Marines"
I really liked the music you always did behind these videos it made it really relaxing to listen to you. Its still good but please bring back the music it was perfect.
In a world where anything can num on you at anytime it pays not to get hung up on stuff like dying, and if you can find some humor in it, all the better.
+marco I know but, we need a hero. Noone else is willing to make a video to rant about AoS for the PROPER reasons. Rules and miniatures aside, everybody is talking about that only. As if the main deal with AoShitmar is the game in and of itself, it could become better, many people like it. But they ravaged, burned, spit on every single piece (almost) of established lore to get there. I am a dedicated HE player, which means I like to gush about their aesthetics and lore and fantasise about them while walking to university. AoS literally took the biggest chunk of my rulebook, everything great, inspiring and tragic about the Phoenix Kings, and just shat on it. Painted the shit purple and wanted me to buy into it, no. Just no. And that is only one part, there is so much to talk about! Arch is the only one able to do that!
That'd make a great First Person Shooter(Zogga?). The spells do little to no damage, until the Shaman starts tripping on venom. Then the spells become super powerful, but the screen starts showing a bunch of random crap and doesn't have every enemy showing. So you have to sober up the little Zogger in order to find the target, then start tripping again.
Im so SO sorry little Goblin. All you little Goblins. I hate to break it to you but there is no Gork and Mork. There is no spider deity, there is no afterlife... there are only Space Marines.
I've watched this video a few times over the past year and I only just now noticed the goblin shaman in the background near the top, crazy eyed, saying, "Lystna!" Fuckin priceless at 15:56
with all the hype around warhammer total war and me being fond of 40k not so much fantasy i went searching for info videos. and i have watched about every single one of yours i can. these are very informational and high quality. so do please keep up the good work. i know it may sound very copy and paste from many other channels but yours really should have more subs.
karameldansen haha, you sure made me laugh a bit with that one, btw do you know where I can find these venomous spiders because those two cat-ladies will surely brighten up my day a wee bit more :)
+X Zaguer Nothing left to say, CA are giving away two races for free where before giving away one was going to lose them lots of money, clearly they're going bankrupt and the game will fail. Oh well.
+rhemorigher ya recently they made chaos avaliable for the "first week" which is cool but it is still BS they didn't just add them into the game from the START.
arch I love these videos very informative and hysterical descriptions favorite one crazier than a bag of horny farrets (my spelling sucks at times forgive)
![[TL Unreleased] Tyrant of the Isolated Island - Toublek, Kertaki Theme│Co-Op Dungeon Boss Theme](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-dsXoyhOW_g/mqdefault.jpg)
Would be hilarious if in Total War Warhammer an army with a Arachnarok Spider in it would suffer minor 'mysterious attrition' every turn.
It would...unless it was your army.
@@robertnelson9599 I mean it'd still be funny just that they put the mechanic in to begin with. Once you know it does that then if you have one you obviously know what's going to happen and can prepare around it
15:55 That was glorious, almost choked on my dinner.
10/10 would almost die listening to Sassy Viking who plays Warhammer and watches Anime again.
Name of song pls
@@marshallbernarte8216 that would be Caramelldansen.
Yes, more of my favorite snarky Norwegian.
This is more amazing then I could have imagined.
+Kameron Dula I know you do my lion friend...or, whatever creature that is supposed to be... ^_^
Does Arch ever attend Comic-Cons or conventions?
I really want to see a goblin Sherman dancing on the battlefield in the new total war game. Just have a random chance that he'll get himself stoned on mushroom or spider venom and just start dancing.
Just imagine non lore pubbies playing the game for the first time and wondering why their goblin Sheman is trying to moonwalk and 70's disco dancing when he asked him to cast a spell.
I can see it now.....
LORE FOR THE LORE GOD!
LORE FOR THE LORE THRONE!
Those singing cat things scared the crap out of me.
+JA Peregrine They are called neko, they are...interesting creatures: images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24800000/sad-neko-girl-anime-24826975-1280-800.jpg
PS; goes to show how fucked the world is when this is the first thing to show up in the image bar...
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' What song are they dancing to.
+bryce ostrem caramelldansen
+Kyononnon 'why did Gmail screw me over?' nom :3
+Tnecniw Don't jak ya self on it...
Nobody:
Arch: my man you have no idea of the absolute size, the gigantic mass, the pure fucking scale of this massive fucking spider
while the Carameldansen thing is annoying........the mental image of a High out of his mind Goblin Holy Man singing that while flinging magic all while flipping around the battlefield like Jim Carrey in 'The Mask' is a hilarious mental image. (Note i'm mentally imagining said song being sung in an actual Goblin voice.)
Black Ork: Oi, wot iz dat Goblin doin'?
Arrer Boy: It's one o' dem Spider Cult Shamans, dey get fookin' high as all zog an' start spazzin' out like Gallaghar at a Watermelon stand.
Black Ork:......Who da 'ell iz Gallaghar?
i'll stop myself there cause than i kinda ramble on with some weird story that somehow ends with a Goblin Version of Green Arrow.
ShadowWolfRising I'm interested
ShadowWolfRising ok I want to hear that stoey
No no continue please we are very interested
@@theenderdestruction2362 "YOU 'AVE FAILED DIS FOREST!" 'Puts an arrow into a Imperial Hunter.'
@@ShadowWolfRising Thank also who da 'ell is Gallaghar?
15:55
For some reason, I expected this from you.
If all the forest goblins believe in them as a god type thing do they have a spider god in the warp?
Yep
By Warhammer Logic Yes
Why did you stop playing music in your lore videos? It was really nice.
+Panagiotis a surprising amount of people complained that the music was to repetitive and finding different music that even remotely fits my voice and style turned out to be very very hard so i figured no music would be better.
+Arch Warhammer you should look up the newest battle video from total war warhammer and their new policy on chaos
+Arch Warhammer the "original" music was awesome! Please use it again!
+Panagiotis I agree. "Play it again Sam!" Bring it back! it was so sootheing.
+Arch Warhammer No way man. The music fitted perfectly with your narrating. It was like I was listening to DnD stories. Please start using in again!
I cant wait for the day Games workshop comes out with a Nippon army roster and it has catgirls and the super unit of the army is a tentacle army accompanied by schoogirl handlers
The amount of hersey in this single comment can rivial the warp it self
The amount of hersey in this single comment can rivial the warp it self
Being a Night Goblin Shaman seems like winning the lottery in the Warhammer Fantasy world.
Less than a 30 minute lore video? Blasphemy!
EXTERMINATUS
do you mean HERESY ?
+Jan Malte Blasphemy is a form of Heresy.
+Jon De Oliveira Yeah but heresy fits better in the context of Warhammer
+sunttu333 PURGE IT!!!!!!
"And if you order your giant spider riding forest goblins now you can get for free the aditional goblin forest shaman". Hmmm.. CA just found their new pre-order DLC idea.
"Savage orcs will get their own video in the Not too distant future as in the next seven to eight years". Eh, four by my count.
So has the video came out already?
Did he really throw that in?!
I adore this bugger.
I for one welcome our new spider overlords.- Kent grotgoblin.
0:59 (Jaws theme slowly intensifies)
seriously my new favourite quote of all time from arch "Then this leads to more mundane revelations like, *ahem* 'is there an afterlife?' but then Age of Shitmar says 'no, there are only Space Marines"
i love the idea of a goblin stoned out of his mind from spider venom spamming magic everywhere and pretty much going HIGH on the ranks
Well arch you successfully made me look insane at work after laughing my ass off at that...atrocity of music. But it did make my day.
Karamel dancing? Was not expecting that in a semi-serious lore video. I am not ashamed to say that I was super into it.
Gotta get me some of the spider venom.. You made that sound good.
15:55 - I fucken died. XD Perfect insert, Arch. I'ma go rofl now, cuz that shit gave me the gigglefitz.
I honestly thought I was hallucinating watching that goblin riding the spider expand in size in the first 3 minutes
I really liked the music you always did behind these videos it made it really relaxing to listen to you. Its still good but please bring back the music it was perfect.
In a world where anything can num on you at anytime it pays not to get hung up on stuff like dying, and if you can find some humor in it, all the better.
That moment when you realize that if the Imperium ever found the fantasy world, it would be insta-terminatus'd.
Heresy (Sigmar)
Mutations (dwarfs, halflings etc.)
Xenos (Elves/eldar, orks)
Chaos
Yup, bring the big boom.
Doesn’t Warhammer take place on a feudal world somewhere in a back corner of the galaxy?
Having background music was amazing! I hope you bring it back
Well while that neko part did catch me completely offguard, it did make me laugh like a bastard.
great, now I want a greenskin Carameldansen xD
also, Age of Shitmar deserves a video series of its own!
He already did a rant/summary on it, I don't think Arch would have it in his sanity to do another thing for Age of Sigmar honestly.
+marco I know but, we need a hero. Noone else is willing to make a video to rant about AoS for the PROPER reasons. Rules and miniatures aside, everybody is talking about that only. As if the main deal with AoShitmar is the game in and of itself, it could become better, many people like it. But they ravaged, burned, spit on every single piece (almost) of established lore to get there. I am a dedicated HE player, which means I like to gush about their aesthetics and lore and fantasise about them while walking to university. AoS literally took the biggest chunk of my rulebook, everything great, inspiring and tragic about the Phoenix Kings, and just shat on it. Painted the shit purple and wanted me to buy into it, no. Just no.
And that is only one part, there is so much to talk about! Arch is the only one able to do that!
& FAILBADON THE ARMLESS!
Arch please make a full video of everything the goblin shamans see
That'd make a great First Person Shooter(Zogga?). The spells do little to no damage, until the Shaman starts tripping on venom. Then the spells become super powerful, but the screen starts showing a bunch of random crap and doesn't have every enemy showing. So you have to sober up the little Zogger in order to find the target, then start tripping again.
Im so SO sorry little Goblin. All you little Goblins. I hate to break it to you but there is no Gork and Mork. There is no spider deity, there is no afterlife... there are only Space Marines.
3 more years till we get that savage ork vid
Close enough
So goblins love electronic music? Awesome! Goblins having rave parties in The Forest!
Arch are we ever getting a Witch Hunter video? I love them so much Papa Arch...
MORE LORE
I for one... welcome our new spidery overlords
I've watched this video a few times over the past year and I only just now noticed the goblin shaman in the background near the top, crazy eyed, saying, "Lystna!" Fuckin priceless at 15:56
Age of sigmarines! Thats gold
GROUND MARINES
Shitmarines
Your goblin/orcs video are both excellent and hilarious .
Took you only 4 Years for the Savage Orc Video!
Keep it up ;D
best lore videos ever made, always makes me laugh while still getting to the point
HA said 7-8 years for the savage orks, only took you 4 congrats
I got a lot of laughter from this man, thanks! I really needed by a good chuckle after all the craziness going on as of late, you earned another sub!
The gob shaman hallucination / cat girls was priceless LMFAO
Oh man, you killed me with the caramelldansen bit XD
I was not expecting the dancing.. and I love it
when is the video going up for the latest total war video?
I imagine we can expect it by monday
About that Chaos battle replay? There isn't that much to say about it. We have already seen them in another battle.
Wolfgart Krieger Oh, ya. I forgot about that.
15:55 *dies from laughing* Jesus, I really want to see a goblin actually experiencing that. and singing swedish :D
10/10 with that caramel dance input
from which skaven clan is keemstar?
PoljoYT clan pestilence because he spreads cancer
Carmel in goblin head... yup, that image made my day.
2:00 its been 7 to 8 years arch wheres the vid
Still waiting the nightgoblin vid can use an update too mate
love your lore videos ,you made me interested in warhammer
No afterlife, sorry. Just Spess Sigmehreens. - Age of Shitmar
Love it.
it took 4 years for the savage orc video :L 3 years ahead of schedule
Finally some more Warhammer lore =D that was quite a vacation!!
that "Caramelldansen" input killed me
You should do a lore video on Castle Drachenfels
with all the hype around warhammer total war and me being fond of 40k not so much fantasy i went searching for info videos. and i have watched about every single one of yours i can. these are very informational and high quality. so do please keep up the good work. i know it may sound very copy and paste from many other channels but yours really should have more subs.
imagine being the shaman, in the middle of a battle. and suddenly a bunch of nekomimi started dancing in the sky.
that spider venom its really good.
Nearly fucking spat all of my coffee over my computer monitor when the caramella dancen came on
After hearing this, I wish there was a spider faction in Total War: Warhammer.
Goblins did you say? Can never have enough cannon folder.
CAT ! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ! TO MUCH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT !
karameldansen haha, you sure made me laugh a bit with that one, btw do you know where I can find these venomous spiders because those two cat-ladies will surely brighten up my day a wee bit more :)
Four years to get the savage works! Four fucking years! Only by Arch
talk about Warhammer Total War news?!
+X Zaguer Nothing left to say, CA are giving away two races for free where before giving away one was going to lose them lots of money, clearly they're going bankrupt and the game will fail. Oh well.
+rhemorigher ya recently they made chaos avaliable for the "first week" which is cool but it is still BS they didn't just add them into the game from the START.
Complete lore of Gortrek and Felix
Hey arch will you be doing any coverage on space hulk deathwing? I was just watching the gameplay trailer and it looked pretty cool.
Forest Goblins: Exist.
Goblin Slayer: Urge … to kill … *RISING!!!*
How do they have children? Are they like Orks?
I forgot caramelldansen was a thing
Can you please do a video on the Black Orcs please?
You should make a video series where you just string together random words for hours
I love the singing in the goblins head
THE GOD EMPEROR BLESSED THIS FRIDAY AFTERNOON!
forest goblin shaman: "oi you little runt....... did ya hearz dat?? OI! catch dat humie o'ver 'er!
arch I love these videos very informative and hysterical descriptions favorite one crazier than a bag of horny farrets (my spelling sucks at times forgive)
April 2016 truly better days
Forest goblin horde spawn mod, a much needed addition to Total War: Warhammer
what is the song from the anime part (its actually not that bad :3 )
Caramel dancing
+Jasper Daugaard thank you :3
finally a new lore Video. I cant wait for the next.
Awesome video, please use more clips in your videos, I nearly laughed myself to death.
... I am SO happy I subscribed to you :)
Wished there were bigger spiders in our world :(. They are such friendly creatures.
At Caramelldansen I had energy drink come at my nose...I needed that
you sir, have made my day. Funny and very interesting lore knowledge
Spider-Grot Spider-Grot come to steal whatever you've got!
15:39 We speaking from expierence there arch?
"Crazier than a bag full of horny ferrets."
fucking karamell dansen? really? well, at least you are listening to Swedish meme music
+filip dasilvalarsson jag hade bjudit dig på en öl för din perfekta sammanfattning , men min förödande anti-sociala tendenser hindrar mig.
+DarkLordOfSweden Samma här, fast jag hade nog blivit tvungen att bjuda på läsk i såna fall😜
+filip dasilvalarsson börk
no wonder those goblins in Tetsura were afraid of Remiru he ate a Arachnoroc!!!
what do you think about the new space hulk deathwing trailer??
Will you do a lore video on skarsnik (spelling) I kind of hated how they dropped the ball on him for end times (like with most things in end times)
caramelldansen
QUICK GIVE ME ALL THE SPIDERS YOU HAVE
That Swedish song tho XD
Hm so we finally know what kind of music Arch listens to :-D ... anyways great video. I love the smaller fractions videos!
15:54 I now need spider venom.