I'm a Lunatic Chef That Cooks Food Using Explosives - Cooking Simulator Update

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  • The master chef's guide to serving up steaks to customers extra extra extra extra extra extra extra well done, whether they asked for it or not. This is also Cooking Simulator's July 4 2019 update that adds some festive things for destroying your kitchen even faster.
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    More about Cooking Simulator (from Steam):
    Become the ultimate chef! Take control of a highly polished, realistic kitchen equipped with all kinds of utensils and stands. Unlock and master over 60 recipes or use dozens of lifelike ingredients to cook everything you like. All spiced up with a dash of real-life physics!
    Your kitchen’s got all the gear a chef might need. Griddles, cookers, gas stands, ovens and tons of utensils like pots, pans, plates, knives, spatulas and blenders! On top of that there are over 120 ingredients available in the pantry: meat and fish, fruit and veggies, dairy products and various liquids. There’s also a full set of spices and herbs for adding that extra flavour!
    Lifelike cooking experience! All the ingredients respond to your actions by changing temperature, appearance and taste. Every time you’re slicing potatoes, flipping steaks or boiling a soup, there are some real-life physics applied to it. Once you learn the cooking mechanics and start serving dishes, you’ll see yourself becoming a better chef with every new plate on the checkout.
    Career mode is a culinary journey zero-to-hero style and your task is to gain fame for you and your restaurant. You’ll start from the basics and progressively unlock new more complex dishes and start serving more customers as your fame and experience grow. Once you master the recipes and workflow, you’ll be able to unlock various perks and skills.
    However, if you’re not interested in playing by the rules, you’re going to love the Sandbox mode. Access all the recipes and ingredients and prepare whatever you like without any pressure. You don’t even have to cook anything! Game physics gives you unlimited opportunities. Throw knives like darts, set up cutting boards like dominoes, set the whole kitchen on fire, blow up the oven and save the day using a fire extinguisher!
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    I'm a Lunatic Chef That Cooks Food Using Explosives - Cooking Simulator Update
    #LetsGameItOut #CookingSimulator #FunnySimulators
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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7053

    I hope the steaks I cooked were sent out to customers on a first date or something.

    • @valterfilipe2978
      @valterfilipe2978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Keep with the Cooking Simulator episodes, I cry laughing every time xD
      New sub.

    • @Jesus11151
      @Jesus11151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I'm sure they will enjoy their perfect steak and an even better first date

    • @Idontmatter1234
      @Idontmatter1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Cruise ship Tycoon Josh I know youd love it :)

    • @swiftfated
      @swiftfated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Especially the ones who gave fame points for it. Imagine your date was mostly okay with that food.

    • @Adrobiel
      @Adrobiel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Don't let them tell you differently, that soap really brought out the flavour of the potatoes.

  • @greed0599
    @greed0599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5134

    Could you imagine sitting in a high-end restaurant, hearing explosions come from the kitchen and the sounds of breaking glass as you wait an hour for your dinner only for it to come out burnt, fried, covered in soap and full of broken glass.

    • @22B420
      @22B420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      This killed me 😭

    • @alunwifaire3670
      @alunwifaire3670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      Nummy nummy nummm

    • @zoewhaley2783
      @zoewhaley2783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Greed23
      I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH ABOUT HOW FUNNY THIS WAS TO READ ALOUD TO MY HUSBAND, I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

    • @hokage_smoke
      @hokage_smoke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Yet it was still "too cold"

    • @VibrationCrystals
      @VibrationCrystals 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yummy!!
      😂

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6979

    Imagine ordering a steak, and the fire alarm faintly goes off in the kitchen several times and smoke can be visibly seen coming out of it, only to be served charred ashes of what you ordered

    • @n0wheregrrl
      @n0wheregrrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

      And your reaction is "too cold."

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      not to mention hearing multiple explosions

    • @Arvak777
      @Arvak777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      @@n0wheregrrl They could have at least made the ashes hot. What kind of place is this?

    • @shrimpy_nazeem
      @shrimpy_nazeem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That would happen to my sister when she cooks

    • @girabbit
      @girabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      "GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?"
      "Aurora Borealis."

  • @greybannana
    @greybannana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Imagine hearing from the kitchen “we don’t deal with mystic arts in my kitchen”

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And then hear the explosion of a microwaved phone

    • @glumbortango7182
      @glumbortango7182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      And then proceeding to get a potato that spins forever and tells the future in your order

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@glumbortango7182 Well, that's just science.

    • @Rocket351
      @Rocket351 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh god😂

  • @biggiechungus784
    @biggiechungus784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    You're eating at a high class restaurant. You've been sitting for 4 hours, waiting for food, so you go back into the kitchen to see what's taking so long. In the kitchen, you see the chef cooking potatoes and steak on a burning cardboard box.

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Not just any cardboard box. An eternally burning cardboard box showing no signs of fire damage

    • @medium0sizedALT
      @medium0sizedALT ปีที่แล้ว +21

      and the kitchen looks like it got raided

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and so you turn around and tell the chef that they cooked the steak to a perfect temperature.

  • @leahsmith1141
    @leahsmith1141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    Just imagine waiting for your food and hearing:
    "Guys please don't blow up the other ones"
    **Giant explosion**
    "Well I tried"

    • @ryotsirrom8354
      @ryotsirrom8354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do I have to?

    • @ashleyholland2683
      @ashleyholland2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'd just say wellp we're gonna get charcoal to eat

    • @severalpigeons6946
      @severalpigeons6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Okay, these are basically briquettes now"

    • @meieselve
      @meieselve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And lag

    • @theshadowslullaby4265
      @theshadowslullaby4265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not going to like because the likes are at 911
      a number that person would need to call very very soon

  • @orange3091
    @orange3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2552

    Eating at Josh’s restaurant:
    (BANG)
    Waiter: He’s making steak

    • @Menchii_bug
      @Menchii_bug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      (*Splash*) (*Glass shatter*) (*Boom*)
      “Ah, how lovely, he’s making some potatoes and corn as well.”

    • @atomicvibez3544
      @atomicvibez3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@Menchii_bug dont forget the entire reaturaunt sprinkler system going off

    • @Virtual-caveman
      @Virtual-caveman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I need this

    • @RangerLVJY
      @RangerLVJY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Me: eating my firecrackers
      (SPSSSSSSSSS)
      Waiter: THATS JUST THE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS :D

    • @annamariemcdowell2052
      @annamariemcdowell2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@RangerLVJY ha

  • @citogonzalez8177
    @citogonzalez8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Your giving Hell’s Kitchen a whole new meaning

    • @dog6732
      @dog6732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BARK BORK ARF ARF BORK BORK WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF

    • @w3llthen
      @w3llthen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Marty Fourre Your*

    • @user-ex6ht7se2z
      @user-ex6ht7se2z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@dog6732you need therapy

  • @elinlaverde
    @elinlaverde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Customer : Steak presentation is too dirty.
    Josh : You got it (PUTS SOAP)

    • @lillythegalaxyloverhegler5076
      @lillythegalaxyloverhegler5076 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You forgot the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 non-illion tons of garlic. Yes nonillion is a number

  • @droidBasher
    @droidBasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2747

    TH-cam now recommends me this next to real cooking videos. So beautiful.

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      This makes me so happy.

    • @Megaranator
      @Megaranator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      implying that this is not a real cooking video

    • @droidBasher
      @droidBasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      This is a video of a highly realistic simulation of cooking.

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I got an advert for a cooking class

    • @Bearthedancingman
      @Bearthedancingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAOROFL

  • @dogchickencatboi5910
    @dogchickencatboi5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1980

    I love how he was genuinely offended at the ‘too cold’ complaints

    • @dog6732
      @dog6732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BARK BARK ARF WOOF

    • @electroneurons
      @electroneurons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dog6732 w h a t

    • @AyushSingh-xl3ib
      @AyushSingh-xl3ib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nice doggo

    • @annapotat0987
      @annapotat0987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it was fried for a long time

    • @masterofdoots5965
      @masterofdoots5965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, I would be too considering the fact that it was literally a piece of charcoal brickette after being set on fire multiple* times

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    10:25 reheating the food on the floor by the door to the dining room with a flambé torch before taking it out is what got me. can you imagine. outrageous!

  • @KiwiBubbles
    @KiwiBubbles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    10:47 "potato too cold" Josh: *turns around to reveal the kitchen in flames*🔥🔥
    somehow I doubt the potato was too cold

  • @dat_tora
    @dat_tora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    Devs: Here josh....it’s the key to the beta please don’t break it
    Josh: *microwaves a phone*

    • @brd7381
      @brd7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Devs: pls dont break the game
      Josh: so anyways i started playing...

    • @eggdog6480
      @eggdog6480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yummy snack

    • @TheBlankOneIsMe
      @TheBlankOneIsMe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Phone be like “PATHETIC HUMAN I HAVE NO SUCH WEAKNESSES, DO YOU THINK I AM GRACE?”

    • @Sarahthomas77
      @Sarahthomas77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @Sarahthomas77
      @Sarahthomas77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @ToxicSama
    @ToxicSama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    Josh how rich are you?
    Josh: I use a *4 HDMI* tv to move broken plates

    • @blackholemusic630
      @blackholemusic630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Toxic Sama yet it was really 4 USB ports the whole time, I feel lied to

    • @hellosweetheart3350
      @hellosweetheart3350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      U forgot, burns phones in the microwave and throws remotes out the window

    • @CoughKamadolph
      @CoughKamadolph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “a 4” Ah yes gremmur

    • @ToxicSama
      @ToxicSama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ZaHandle not everyone is American with English as first language

  • @jedijayde1495
    @jedijayde1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I LOVE YOU JOSH

    • @bob.9636
      @bob.9636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yo That’s weird

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHHHHHH

    • @fullhousegaming193
      @fullhousegaming193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He loves you too random commenter

    • @noracita3610
      @noracita3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YES, WE ALL LOVE JOSH

    • @tankzer5503
      @tankzer5503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noracita3610 excuse me but do you have asperger?

  • @Sasuke71945
    @Sasuke71945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Josh when he tries to be dangerous: Ok let’s just preheat all the machines...
    Josh when he tries to be safe: Jesus, I lit fire to the floor 3 three times today.

  • @Spyblox007
    @Spyblox007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    *puts phone in microwave*
    "phone I hope you learned your lesson"
    *phone begins levitating in microwave*

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Phone has learned *Levitation*

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I want to see that irl.

    • @bradyoof4831
      @bradyoof4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@theshamanite Agreed XD

    • @Sauerlaender87
      @Sauerlaender87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      new skill aquired

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Josh broke the fabric of reality

  • @cooladri1825
    @cooladri1825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4859

    This is what happens if ratatouille was made by Michael Bay.

    • @HackedGlitch265
      @HackedGlitch265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Iron Chef: Bay Edition.

    • @l33thax0r9
      @l33thax0r9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmao

    • @baconboiiscoolandnice
      @baconboiiscoolandnice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      and if the rat was a world class gordon ramsey chef

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But where are the sexy ladies being compared to cars

    • @UnableToucan
      @UnableToucan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And if r
      Remmie was mentally unstable

  • @vicentevillarroel5178
    @vicentevillarroel5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Josh: phone i hope you learn the lesson
    Phone: *STARTS TO FLOAT MYSTICALY*

    • @adamqazsedc
      @adamqazsedc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don't allow mystic arts in our kitchen phone!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:30 Thought the title was figurative, but no, the developers are just as chaotic as Josh. This was a blessed union of souls.

  • @keeprkyd
    @keeprkyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    “Phone, I hope you learn your lesson”
    Phone: _ascends_

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      XD

    • @Miles-lq7vc
      @Miles-lq7vc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We'll get those spirits out of you

    • @adamqazsedc
      @adamqazsedc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This got me *hard*

    • @parisiennesykes3257
      @parisiennesykes3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Looks like it went back to its home planet.

    • @therealpop6343
      @therealpop6343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The demon was trying to leave the vessel of a phone, pushing himself away causing him to float

  • @an0brain
    @an0brain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4390

    josh cooks like he owns a restaurant that ONLY serves people named grace

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      clumsjly ?

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      clumsjly you mean Karen?

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@omergouner7850 did you get the joke?

    • @luthegamecat922
      @luthegamecat922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Omer Gouner101 you have to watch his other vids

    • @omergouner7850
      @omergouner7850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lu I’m recently new to his channel. I heard him using the name grace before but idk why, and only once.

  • @alexholley2712
    @alexholley2712 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You see, him lighting the kitchen on fire is good business, because it fills the customer's glass of water much faster than a waiter

  • @Borgir5035
    @Borgir5035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    11:46
    **temperature perfect**
    Josh: **laugh**

    • @Aizeion
      @Aizeion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My brother

    • @Borgir5035
      @Borgir5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aizeion yes

    • @Newpant
      @Newpant ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ITS BOB ! 🎉

    • @stargazzer9166
      @stargazzer9166 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Newpantbruh 🗿

  • @DudeUnperfect21
    @DudeUnperfect21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    Just love how throughout the entire video the kitchen is an utter mess, while every 2 minutes Josh sets the floor on fire, a random chair appears on the counter, and he just finds some lit box on the floor and cooks potatoes on it.

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Josh posts rarely, but when he does, it is the *real* quality content.

    • @nicholasaugust1981
      @nicholasaugust1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DudeUnperfect21 I am sure if this was in real life, the chef must be drunk haha

    • @elorus1366
      @elorus1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I flooded my room with tears of laughter.

    • @mr_moothedisastercatyoutub9092
      @mr_moothedisastercatyoutub9092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Th box was paty lift

    • @katewuzhere3794
      @katewuzhere3794 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reheated the potatoes on the flaming box, they were already cooked.

  • @themelnova
    @themelnova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1248

    "get all the potatoes on there"
    "Including this one that spins forever and tells you your future"
    Actually killed me

    • @AstralqueEpoch
      @AstralqueEpoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's dead dude

    • @themelnova
      @themelnova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *ExCuSe Me My PrOnOuN iS sHe* and the afterlife sucks

    • @AstralqueEpoch
      @AstralqueEpoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@themelnova ok then.... *Ahem* Sir

    • @V2_Prime895
      @V2_Prime895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@AstralqueEpoch nah fam its turtle

    • @glitchyyt4282
      @glitchyyt4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @explosioneer
    @explosioneer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:56
    "whoops i didnt mean to pick up the lime juice"
    *holding the lemon juice*

  • @Nonsocial_Gamer
    @Nonsocial_Gamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can just imagine everyone waiting for their food is confused by all the explosions, fire, and hours it took to make there AMAZING food.

  • @veryberry39
    @veryberry39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I like the mental image of the customers out in the restaurant, all chatting and waiting for their food when there are several sudden explosions in the kitchen.

  • @ninonsand1
    @ninonsand1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    My sides when you presented literally a plate of burnt ashes to the customer and still did a better job than I could haha

  • @nitrosan3072
    @nitrosan3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    devoloper: makes game
    josh: hold my giraffe hydra

  • @davecomrad750
    @davecomrad750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Josh:burns the potatos ina fire
    Customer:"potato too cold"

  • @VigilIsWatching
    @VigilIsWatching 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    *steak burned in the depths of hell*
    too cold.

    • @aeternusdoleo4531
      @aeternusdoleo4531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Too cold? Mhh... Where's the endless bottle of Tabasco?

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *steak burned on fire from the gods*
      "perfect"

    • @justteabean2541
      @justteabean2541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Josh: Throw's steak into hell with bottomless Tabasco bottle and a nuke.
      Me:not enough more nuke's

    • @imapopo2924
      @imapopo2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *throws steak into the sun*

    • @kcooner1
      @kcooner1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

  • @commenter3002
    @commenter3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    imagine ordering steak and hearing fire alarms going off, very loud explosions and some random chef whistling while nuking a single piece of steak that has 10 tons of garlic on it

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And is soaked in soap.

    • @mangopie7602
      @mangopie7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And leave because the food is too cold

    • @deny_all_spades
      @deny_all_spades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now this is what i caĺl a master chief

  • @jonnyboi2967
    @jonnyboi2967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love how Josh laughs like he knows damn well he's a psychopath.

  • @jedijayde1495
    @jedijayde1495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I LOVE YOUR VIDS

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE

    • @tekii111
      @tekii111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      what how lol

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tekii111 Because his comment was hearted by let's game it out

    • @tekii111
      @tekii111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captain_frozo891 no i mean how was it hearted lol

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tekii111 Because he is the chosen one.

  • @justinayers3589
    @justinayers3589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    "It's just perpetually on fire over here."
    -Josh after playing any game

  • @JohnnyWednesday
    @JohnnyWednesday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    You're a treasure Josh. If Indiana Jones saw you? you'd be in a museum.

    • @lunalunita975
      @lunalunita975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THAT SIN

    • @zemsalpowers6035
      @zemsalpowers6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that means he is guarded by a boulder

    • @ashsiegel381
      @ashsiegel381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But the end for our hero shall be accepting his food

    • @matilda5753
      @matilda5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smooth

  • @thetransportationguy7930
    @thetransportationguy7930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Josh: welcome back to cooking simulator
    All plates and bottles: *chuckles* I’m in danger
    Customers: already calling hospital after ordering

  • @_d3642
    @_d3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When cooking with floor is faster than cooking on actual kitchenware

  • @ragingoverwatch3052
    @ragingoverwatch3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I like how this game has a limit to what you can touch because it’s “too hot” yet you can literally explode propane tanks right next to you and stand in fire. The constant burning is really calming, actually.

    • @Nyglin
      @Nyglin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey how are you doing?😊

  • @Seanderson3
    @Seanderson3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    9/10
    there was no firecracker on my plate
    the soap was good

    • @captain_frozo891
      @captain_frozo891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got shards of glass

    • @isacfelix1278
      @isacfelix1278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@captain_frozo891 aw lucky I only got ashes

    • @endermannull4420
      @endermannull4420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey that's a good idea-

    • @brinleyhamer729
      @brinleyhamer729 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isacfelix1278 I got a empty plate😢

  • @RideTheTeacups
    @RideTheTeacups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I discovered your channel while looking for Planet Coaster videos, and that's where I've started. I have now officially binge watched every single video you've created, and just like a fine wine (which has been blown up and set on fire a dozen or so times), they only keep getting better with age as I keep moving forward. I'm not sure where that analogy was really going, but I'm laughing to hard to really think straight. So thank you.

  • @boyfront
    @boyfront 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    i work in a kitchen and this is basically how everyone works

    • @thememegod8938
      @thememegod8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am both joyful and confused

    • @fuery.
      @fuery. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "WE NEED MORE FIRECRACKERS!"

    • @hsnell1222
      @hsnell1222 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "WHY IS THIS ON FIRE!"
      "Oh no, I forgot the oven is broken"
      "I'll just lower the plate into the fryer by hand"

  • @collincroswell4215
    @collincroswell4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I can imagine the health inspector walking in while he's doing this like:
    Hello, I will be-
    *Sees Josh's homemade hellhole*
    0_0

    • @matiastorres1510
      @matiastorres1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I hope they walk in right as he's reheating the meal on the perpetually burning box

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@matiastorres1510 That will make 'em believe in God! Or Satan.
      You know, cuz it doesn't set the floor on fire?

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lev7509 Honey, Josh *is* Satan

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pickleproductions5736 He chill sometimes.
      _s o m e t i m e s_
      Like, he does have playlists where he plays games normally.

    • @IkarosVonVoid
      @IkarosVonVoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lev7509 They are the same one

  • @lilibooart7247
    @lilibooart7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Steak: was burned a a billion degrees
    Costumer:
    IT wAs ToO CoLd

  • @valcormoore1113
    @valcormoore1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:20; "I'll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire."

    • @TheGoldfishArmy
      @TheGoldfishArmy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      always up for an IT Crowd reference

  • @catxvi
    @catxvi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Exactly two years later, I still laugh every time.

  • @r_gos
    @r_gos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Was looking for steak recipes, glad TH-cam knows my cooking skills and makes the right recommendations

  • @kifakw
    @kifakw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:30 did microwaves just made a nokia fly?!?!?!?!

  • @drcubeface
    @drcubeface 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "we dont allow the mystic arts in our kitchen i hope you've learned your lesson"
    phone: *floats*

  • @906robot9
    @906robot9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Never in my life did I think I would hear someone say "These potatoes had the right idea"

  • @senjithegamer3829
    @senjithegamer3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Josh: Why is everything on fire!?
    Also Josh: *Holds flamethrower behind his back*

  • @samlove1950
    @samlove1950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:35 killed myself laughing. " 4 HDMI! That's not a bad tv. I'll just wave it wildly and hopefully this will take care of it. "

  • @sirtruths5017
    @sirtruths5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "While we wait for the steaks to marinate in their garlic *broth*-"

  • @cloverlovania
    @cloverlovania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Customer: This looks and tastes like it's been in a fire several times.
    LGIO: Well, funny story...

    • @kobeaguinaldo3739
      @kobeaguinaldo3739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "get all the potatoes on there"
      "Including this one that spins forever and tells you your future"
      Actually killed me

  • @VIP854
    @VIP854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I just imagine sitting at the table and chatting waiting for our food to come out and then we just hear a series of explosions and fire sprinklers going off followed by more explosions the sounds of everything smashing.

    • @alyssahunter8349
      @alyssahunter8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam now recommends me this next to real cooking videos. So beautiful.

    • @LilGamingYes
      @LilGamingYes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alyssahunter8349 Were you watching cooking videos first or Josh's videos?

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and also mystical microwave phone noises too

  • @jerrylou9285
    @jerrylou9285 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine you are in a restaurant waiting your favorite food here, but you only hear many explosions, sounds of glass shattering. As you wait for 1 hour for the dinner, but you only saw what you did not expected. Instead of your food being a Cooked T-Bone and others, your dinner became a burnt, fried, and covered in soap with broken glass, called The Steak of Oppenheimer. And you still hear the fire alarm for 2 hours, and your next food being charred with ashes.

  • @HameleoshaDeHoga
    @HameleoshaDeHoga ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the most chaotic games ever and with a chaotic player that is literally perfect, I was hella bored and just scrolling for random videos for an hour straight, then this one popped up and I already knew I was going to enjoy every single second of it, and I did! Great video!

  • @medlyman6513
    @medlyman6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    I want to see a video of Gordon Ramsay trying not to cringe at these videos

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      YES

    • @cowman3449
      @cowman3449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No

    • @paille-boy
      @paille-boy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was thinking of that xD

    • @dancewithpianosteve
      @dancewithpianosteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gordon should do that ya!

    • @dog6732
      @dog6732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ITS OVERCOOKED YOU IDIOT SANDWICH!

  • @GameStar115
    @GameStar115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Well technically this game is really well made 😲. Great engine, detailed physics, lots of interaction ... Josh is just showing to us what not to do with it😅

    • @LetsGameItOut
      @LetsGameItOut  5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Totally agree! One of the things I love most about this game is how much freedom it allows and somehow puts up with it.

    • @pags2008
      @pags2008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LetsGameItOut The devs know you can do this, they just dont care.

    • @Not2Face
      @Not2Face ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LetsGameItOut The devs are probably looking at your recording and taking notes for bug fixing.

  • @TheRambunctious
    @TheRambunctious 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:19 hey stepbrother?

  • @qwexops-pro8047
    @qwexops-pro8047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:16 mmm numy numy num

  • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
    @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Josh just cooked his meals with explosions.
    I don't know how more 'Murrican that can get.

    • @nobody-sq3nq
      @nobody-sq3nq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      cooking meals with guns

    • @timtheenchanter6418
      @timtheenchanter6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nobody-sq3nq Cooking guns with guns!

    • @jaxorgate
      @jaxorgate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@timtheenchanter6418 cooking schools by shooting guns!

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jaxorgate Cooking guns with children.

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lagrangepoint9386 Normally i wouldn't ask, but given how these tend to turn out... bystanders, appliances or ingredients?

  • @jacobsmith9680
    @jacobsmith9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Legend has it the magical potato is still spinning to this day

  • @tevlonwater5643
    @tevlonwater5643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:48 red potato too cold LOL
    What temperature do they ask for?

  • @Paliente
    @Paliente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos never fail to make me cry with laughter

  • @luhgee
    @luhgee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Potato: Too cold....
    *walks through fire to get to other plate of food*

    • @aaliyahdelrosario4497
      @aaliyahdelrosario4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Forgive me for saying this but...
      Why did the potato walk through fire?
      To get to the other side
      As in like, side dish

  • @RasmusAR31
    @RasmusAR31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    7:00 literally hells kitchen

    • @cheariz3617
      @cheariz3617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "How to Basic" is a joke compared to this man.

    • @Nilluvi
      @Nilluvi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@cheariz3617yes, but.. *E G G*

  • @divyaganesh1585
    @divyaganesh1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On , on , on , on , open , open .... this is music to my ears.

  • @Terminid_Brood_Emperor
    @Terminid_Brood_Emperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha🤣 I liked that the last person actually liked the
    burnt steak

  • @thetaxguy1
    @thetaxguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Josh sets the grand on fire 3 time and the food is “cold”

  • @hmemcpy5807
    @hmemcpy5807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I'm just amazed at the amount of detail and interactivity in this game!

  • @Dr_Krankcase
    @Dr_Krankcase 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video made me laugh to the point of tears! Where have these videos been all my life?

  • @muhammad5885
    @muhammad5885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imagine you're at restaurant eating food but the chef is Josh

  • @ascen9824
    @ascen9824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I don’t understand how anyone would even consider eating something without soap on charcoal briquettes. Some people smh

  • @hell0zer0
    @hell0zer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:30 that little push on the soap nearly killed me

  • @balefire97
    @balefire97 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd 100% love to see more of these!

  • @ArtaniumRobotics
    @ArtaniumRobotics 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hey jush ive been wathching your content for years. you are doing so good with your content, keep up the good work!

  • @dracon1creaper989
    @dracon1creaper989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    These are the funniest gameplays, i dont get how you dont have more views

    • @DanteTorn
      @DanteTorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Not enough screaming or memeing that gets faster viewer growth. (I'm not joking or exaggerating about this.)
      He'll get more viewers over time steadily.
      More people like us who appreciate this sort of content will find this channel and sub to it for more.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DanteTorn yeah

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's still growing

    • @luthegamecat922
      @luthegamecat922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One of the most underrated channels on TH-cam.

    • @luthegamecat922
      @luthegamecat922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dante Torn it always makes me sad that in order to be a successful gamer on TH-cam you have to be loud and obnoxious. I like watching chiller ones like this which are more like it would actually be if you were just hanging out with friends and playing games.

  • @jacktrussler20
    @jacktrussler20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Every so often I binge the older videos and I always end up crying with laughter. Josh you're a national treasure and a saint

  • @thtupid
    @thtupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This beats any cooking show! Absolutely fantastic!

  • @yuzipersond4766
    @yuzipersond4766 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was having a bad day and this THIS made me stop crying.
    Your the best :D

  • @Luna_Aberra
    @Luna_Aberra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    So happy that YT recommended me one of your vid and I've clicked on it. So far nobody else could squish tears of laugh from me. Keep the great work Josh

    • @zingwastaken
      @zingwastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Luna Dragra same thing

    • @NullifiedPerson
      @NullifiedPerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yup same

    • @JuanSenna
      @JuanSenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly me! My new favorite channel by far, and the one that brough back the joy from playing simple games!

    • @Alpejohn
      @Alpejohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cant see my screren because of the tears xD

    • @HeatherHylia
      @HeatherHylia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have always, beat a game (if its beatable) and then screw around with glitches and exploits in the game, breath of the wild is a great example.

  • @JulesMakesYouThink
    @JulesMakesYouThink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "this unholy fire" LMAO

  • @uvlaka8652
    @uvlaka8652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Josh is the guy who gives "food" to people that can't make up their mind while they're on a death sentence and having their last meal.

  • @emmitthavener8055
    @emmitthavener8055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love watching this channel for laughs

  • @yourallygod8261
    @yourallygod8261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Black powder adds that whole extra flavor that just makes it *clicks* "nice"

  • @Roope00
    @Roope00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    1:35 I guess you could say the steaks were quite high.

    • @userPrehistoricman
      @userPrehistoricman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      misteaks were made

    • @F4Y541
      @F4Y541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      get out. both of youse.

    • @coltenrice5992
      @coltenrice5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do I know you from somewhere? You’re pretty unmisteakable

  • @freeziac
    @freeziac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "How do you want your steak cooked sir?"
    "Exploded, please."

  • @djdishwasher
    @djdishwasher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    * holds lit firecracker in hand and it explodes*
    “ Cool I’m deaf forever”

  • @OhYeah10100
    @OhYeah10100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    5:26 they look like bike seats

  • @vadolfima6095
    @vadolfima6095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Even the Hindenburg wasn't as flammable as this kitchen floor

  • @ThatNathaniel
    @ThatNathaniel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    everything went downhill real quick from 4:05

  • @suivilo3159
    @suivilo3159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, how I just love your videos.

  • @TheDendran
    @TheDendran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Im gonna put this down so I cannot do anymore damage"
    Me: *slowly raises finger

  • @beawaretr5334
    @beawaretr5334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    Josh, have you ever thought of being a chef instead of being a youtuber

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i'd go there

    • @Mr_Vosakisen
      @Mr_Vosakisen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would eat the delicious soap he served, I've heard it's amazing

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mr_Vosakisen Same, I'd even eat the fires in the kitchen, it's really good.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol true

    • @Mr_Vosakisen
      @Mr_Vosakisen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RubyPiec me too but I've also heard he served it cold

  • @TheCrazyLunatic8
    @TheCrazyLunatic8 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to pause to get out all the laughter in the middle of your videos. God you’re hilarious.

  • @TheOneAndOnlyJen
    @TheOneAndOnlyJen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:45 Oh I can’t put these on these surfaces look how dirty this is now!
    Josh: *proceeds to multiple times place the potatoes on a dirty floor, and places the steaks on the cleanest (really dirty actually) parts of the kitchen*