I Ran a Bakery That Brings Customers Only Pain - Cooking Simulator Cakes and Cookies

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    More about Cooking Simulator (from Steam):
    Become the ultimate chef! Take control of a highly polished, realistic kitchen equipped with all kinds of utensils and stands. Unlock and master over 80 recipes or use dozens of lifelike ingredients to cook everything you like. A simulator spiced up with a dash of real-life physics!
    Key Features:
    Career and Sandbox modes
    80+ recipes
    140+ lifelike ingredients
    Perks and skills to unlock
    Advanced cooking mechanics
    Realistic physics
    Your kitchen’s got all the gear a chef might need. Griddles, cookers, gas stands, ovens and tons of utensils like pots, pans, plates, knives, spatulas and blenders! On top of that there are over 140 ingredients available in the pantry: meat and fish, fruit and veggies, dairy products and various liquids. There’s also a full set of spices and herbs for adding that extra flavour!
    Lifelike cooking experience! All the ingredients respond to your actions by changing temperature, appearance and taste. Every time you’re slicing potatoes, flipping steaks or boiling a soup, there are some real-life physics applied to it. Once you learn the cooking mechanics and start serving dishes, you’ll see yourself becoming a better chef with every new plate on the checkout.
    Career mode is a culinary journey zero-to-hero style and your task is to gain fame for you and your restaurant. You’ll start from the basics and progressively unlock new more complex dishes and start serving more customers as your fame and experience grow. Once you master the recipes and workflow, you’ll be able to unlock various perks and skills.
    However, if you’re not interested in playing by the rules, you’re going to love the Sandbox mode. Access all the recipes and ingredients and prepare whatever you like without any pressure. You don’t even have to cook anything! Game physics gives you unlimited opportunities. Throw knives like darts, set up cutting boards like dominoes, set the whole kitchen on fire, blow up the oven and save the day using a fire extinguisher!
    ABOUT CAKES AND COOKIES
    Bake and decorate delicious pastries, cakes, and cookies! Run your own bakery and serve customized, delightful desserts. Sweeten your favorite simulator game!
    Key Features
    Brand-new bakery
    New baking mechanics
    New recipes, ingredients and utensils
    Serving customised desserts
    New Cakes and Cookies and Sandbox game modes
    Brand-new bakery
    Your very own european style bakery with all the utensils required for baking, assembling, decorating and selling your lovely desserts.
    New baking mechanics
    Prepare dough, add some flavours, stuffing, choose between various forms, slide it in the oven and decorate! The mechanics are easy to use and allow you to bake without hustle.
    New recipes, ingredients and utensils
    Got a sweet tooth? Well, you can now make your sweetest dreams come true! Master new recipes and learn how to prepare perfect brownies, cheesecakes, doughnuts and more! New ingredients include all sorts of products from flour and baking soda to fruits and toppings - everything a true confectioner might need. Let’s not forget about various new toys like baking forms, yolk splitters or icing spatulas. And of course, chocolate, lots of chocolate!
    Serving customised dishes
    Cakes and Cookies gives you the chance to add some personal touch to your sweet creations. Learn your clients always-changing fancies by following social media trends and serve customised desserts that will conquer their hearts.
    #LetsGameItOut #CookingSimulator #Simulation
    I Ran a Bakery That Brings Customers Only Pain - Cooking Simulator Cakes and Cookies - Let's Game It Out
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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12703

    BAKING CHALLENGE TIME: What will you bake? You only have these four ingredients:
    1. Broken glass
    2. More broken glass
    3. Pool of food dye on the floor
    4. Maple syrup
    GO GO GO

    • @ilyamuromets5188
      @ilyamuromets5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1817

      I'd bake you.
      This is a threat.

    • @aaronjones3181
      @aaronjones3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      @@ilyamuromets5188 So you just assume he isn't baked already?

    • @endlesssjourney7335
      @endlesssjourney7335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      @LetsGameItOut I love ur videos and im sure the amount of time u spend on the making of ur videos there is an endless amount of bloopers on ur raw footages. I would love to see a seriase about ur mistakes on the making of ur vides. If u r reading this comment plz consider it. Thanks

    • @The21Savage17
      @The21Savage17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

      I’d just give it to the customer to make it for themselves.
      idea from IKEA

    • @The_best_letter
      @The_best_letter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      crumchy pankac

  • @Change24
    @Change24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4827

    "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
    Josh they heard that you moved in, they made the right call.

    • @lovedogs1999
      @lovedogs1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Josh opening a bakery is a terroristic threat.

    • @rolandmate8584
      @rolandmate8584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lmao

    • @pegasisvera
      @pegasisvera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Josh, "Was there a bomb scare? Why is no one out here?"
      Also Josh, places about 10 tons of propane and TNT in a building and tosses a stick of dynamite at it from outside.

    • @SpikesOmega
      @SpikesOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Just imagine him in charge of a military ammo storage facility. lol

    • @mjtwomail
      @mjtwomail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @spikesomega you can... just don't expect to have your ammunition... or anything around it

  • @MikeClowder
    @MikeClowder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7253

    My wife is a baker, and actually worked in a donut shop for most of her career. I watched this for her, and the sheer horror on her face during this video was absolutely amazing. "The key to baking is improvisation" was the cherry on top.

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    "Oh. My god. HOLD PLEASE!"
    The excitement in Josh's voice will never not make me laugh.

  • @cinnamonofficial8762
    @cinnamonofficial8762 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Game: Here is our jelly bean dispens-
    Josh: IS THERE A LIMIT

    • @RobloxGamer6422
      @RobloxGamer6422 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Game: oh god here we go again.

    • @Eros-9-7-22
      @Eros-9-7-22 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      PC: *distant sobbing*

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2881

    "Where is everybody? What? Was there like a bomb scare or something?"
    Well... _you're_ here...

    • @ilostwaldo
      @ilostwaldo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lol and proceeds to make explosions

    • @thedogsandwich
      @thedogsandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe a race was going on

    • @BasedApricot
      @BasedApricot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Proceed to blow up his shop

    • @Patera_oxi
      @Patera_oxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@thedogsandwich ... away from the shop of a thousand nightmares

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There's plenty of countries that still are under lockdown. It seems to be one of those countries... >:P

  • @miboi1568
    @miboi1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    "Why is there no people? Was there a bomb scare?"
    1 minute later:
    "Don't I have explosives or something somewhere?"

    • @Isokatmydydecsf
      @Isokatmydydecsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      3:34

    • @CheetoChannelCity
      @CheetoChannelCity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      1:42 for the first quote lol

    • @Iianator
      @Iianator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was the apocalypse

    • @ultragtrr3441
      @ultragtrr3441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LUNCH TIME MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.MMMMMMM

    • @jaynix3642
      @jaynix3642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True lol

  • @comac4719
    @comac4719 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    i love how he goes from trying to throw an egg in the bowl, to custom designing every wall possible, remembers he needs an egg, and just promptly drops in the egg.

  • @michaelkaldwid1595
    @michaelkaldwid1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Josh: why's the street empty? was there a bomb scare?
    Also josh: Piles up propane containers and lights them before opening the store

  • @laudado7742
    @laudado7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12588

    i love how he finds a thing in every single game that he can abuse

    • @matthewwilde1574
      @matthewwilde1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Grace

    • @CaptainStuhlgang420
      @CaptainStuhlgang420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ######
      ##
      ####### , CA

    • @will3697
      @will3697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’m not gonna like cause 69

    • @jnghn00
      @jnghn00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It’s called secret talent.

    • @jnghn00
      @jnghn00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@matthewwilde1574 wait that sounds wrong tf-

  • @stormysamreen7062
    @stormysamreen7062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2285

    Josh: "Is there a limit?"
    His computer: *sweats nervously*

    • @ztrimsnefooG
      @ztrimsnefooG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      His computer: y-y-y-yes 1 Josh: but I put 23457887234678824666422?

    • @user-mh4bq1io9r
      @user-mh4bq1io9r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @sakat6554
      @sakat6554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Computer be like cursed emoji one

    • @bluehotboomer7170
      @bluehotboomer7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      His computer:why do I hear boss music

    • @nadiatremblay4738
      @nadiatremblay4738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OML THE LIKES ARE WRITING 911!!

  • @thataverageguy5626
    @thataverageguy5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    13:29 I’m actually pretty sure he managed to put everything except the salt in the dough 🤣🤣

  • @movie_monster0260
    @movie_monster0260 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The excitement in his voice when he says “looks to be a blender”
    💀

  • @starstuffs39
    @starstuffs39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    Josh : "Is there a limit?"
    Frame Rate : "I'm in Danger"

  • @_._faerie_._
    @_._faerie_._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3116

    The worst possible thing to say whilst baking
    *“Let’s just add some of whatever this is”*

  • @morganicsmoothie964
    @morganicsmoothie964 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    the food die & egg decor was actually visually appealing to me

  • @christianhinkel8679
    @christianhinkel8679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Honestly Josh’s ability to absolutely break every game he touches is pretty impressive

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1501

    *"Was there like a bomb scare? How come there's nobody out there?"*
    Does... does Josh not know? ...

    • @akhiluk
      @akhiluk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      At this point, I just don't want to be the person to tell him. Ignorance is bliss, and such.

    • @RoyalBack
      @RoyalBack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      He was working on this video. Obviously he hasn't gone outside for the last few months

    • @allenyt7798
      @allenyt7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes

    • @allenyt7798
      @allenyt7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: trying to get 100 like from a comment kyle:getting 106 likes in 30 minutes

    • @duxtorm
      @duxtorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I'm pretty sure he *made* the bomb scare

  • @extrablandchaos2149
    @extrablandchaos2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    The sweet summer air flows freely through my long hair
    The sweet smell of cakes peeks into my daughters window
    "Mommy, mommy, look! The bomb factory is doing a cake sale!"
    I roll my eyes, 'what bomb factory' as I chug some ale.
    In the next moment, my face went pale.
    As the bakery blew up, I realized...
    "They don't have Charcoal Hearts? They were my favorite..."

    • @ennpii8147
      @ennpii8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      My life wouldn't be the same without the smell of freshly baked heart briquettes in the morning from the local bakery with the funkiest wall designs ever.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Instant classic

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      this comment section should be kept in vault for future reference on charcoal hearts

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i feel my heart crack when the charcoal hearts arent on sale😔

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is next level poetry right there

  • @thunder9236
    @thunder9236 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You're the kind of man to enter a buffet and make the owners regret "endless trips" to the buffet.

    • @hanbigim
      @hanbigim ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is there a limit to how many trips we can make before we get kicked out? HOLD, PLEASE!

  • @Qtheman3456
    @Qtheman3456 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The sheer joy in his voice as he says "Hold, please!" at 6:43 cracks me up every single time.

  • @zandergreenspun155
    @zandergreenspun155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I almost passed out when he said "Oh something else is in there!" and the pumpkin just ever so gracefully fell out

    • @tymmezinni
      @tymmezinni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I need to buy this solely to dig out the center of a pumpkin to put a firework into it

    • @kungfudragon321
      @kungfudragon321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like the tiny little "thunk" it makes as it lands just makes it even better

    • @pemujakufaku2031
      @pemujakufaku2031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Gracefully"

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timestamp please😔

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh nvm it’s 17:11

  • @fiorefiore9910
    @fiorefiore9910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Beginning of the video: "Was there a bomb scare?"
    End of the video *becomes* *the* *bomb* *scare*

    • @user-oe1mb5ef9y
      @user-oe1mb5ef9y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      obviously he glitched out of the map to experience the bomb scare

    • @BongusTheGreat
      @BongusTheGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @blakebroacher9509
      @blakebroacher9509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's just how it happens here

  • @NK-nx3qq
    @NK-nx3qq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I like how even the most minor evil things he can do he does on purpose like leaving the fridge open lmao

  • @oriolejb9774
    @oriolejb9774 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:22
    The wisk attachment is for whisking, the hook attachment is a pirate's hand, and the paddle attachment is for college freshmen in 1980s frat houses in movies.

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5442

    Imagine being joshs computer and you hear “is there a limit?”

    • @Blob69
      @Blob69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Sad pc sounds

    • @kevinh.7648
      @kevinh.7648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      More like "Oh not again 😫"

    • @nathanielgrey4091
      @nathanielgrey4091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      *Guess I'll die then*

    • @cresdc8481
      @cresdc8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      *sweats nervously and prepares mentally for the breakdown*

    • @olympique3256
      @olympique3256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *why do I hear boss music?*

  • @CalamityCanyon
    @CalamityCanyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    As someone who really prizes cleanliness in the kitchen, your cooking simulator videos give me a kind of existential dread I haven't experienced in 12 years.
    Never stop.

    • @quiksilver0000
      @quiksilver0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same!! I take it it's just a game and you can "clean up" with a click of a Restart button. Or, when it crashes lol

    • @jackreidy6167
      @jackreidy6167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait what happened to you 12 years ago

    • @CalamityCanyon
      @CalamityCanyon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jackreidy6167 The Military.

    • @Sweettea_forme
      @Sweettea_forme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ansush

    • @WolfRayron1225
      @WolfRayron1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its great isnt it :)

  • @liamcullins
    @liamcullins 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The way Josh says “And now he’s REALLY UPSET.” at 12:27 never fails to crack me up. 😂

  • @griffingirl5805
    @griffingirl5805 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:58 “Well I’m just H A S H T A G excited!!”

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1791

    Josh's computer when it hears the words "is there a limit": Why must you make me suffer master.

  • @bubbaj6508
    @bubbaj6508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2994

    is no one impressed by the fact he literally glitched his way outside the store...

    • @alexanderholzer7392
      @alexanderholzer7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      We're impressed but there's literally no game that can keep him in the boundaries.

    • @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939
      @youdontneedtoseehisidentif4939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@alexanderholzer7392 I'm waiting for there to be a game where it's part of the design that you have to glitch to complete it...
      ...and writing that reminded me of "The Giant's Drink" from Ender's Game_ o_O

    • @alexandramelo4038
      @alexandramelo4038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      u spoiled the video

    • @AliveisKip
      @AliveisKip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@alexandramelo4038 just don't read comments while/before you're watching. This is your own fault lol

    • @Hana1LuLu
      @Hana1LuLu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I just don’t understand how people figure that out. It’s like a different level of genius to me that Josh and SpiffingBrit find them!

  • @thatPG23
    @thatPG23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I died when he let off the fireworks and still had people buying his finest charcoal baked cookies off the floor 😂😂

  • @KaraLloyd
    @KaraLloyd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    “ Yes, he’s ready to come to your children’s birthday party” got me laughing

    • @andrewgreenberg1862
      @andrewgreenberg1862 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That "cookie" was truly one of the more nightmarish of Josh's creations.

  • @rasabuja
    @rasabuja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    I like how he took us on a tour and in the middle of it he got distracted by how many jelly beans he can dispense

  • @sawyerfedderly
    @sawyerfedderly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3163

    Whenever Josh says “hold please” you know something magical is about to happen.

  • @madetosuck9198
    @madetosuck9198 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:12 the first time I've seen so far where Josh actually questions his lack of sanity,

  • @matt69nice
    @matt69nice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Josh: *Brings customer pain*
    French customer: Thanks, just what I ordered

  • @NerfedFalcon
    @NerfedFalcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    I just love the way Josh reads the hashtags completely insincerely.

  • @Sarshu
    @Sarshu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    "we need to hire testers to find bugs in our game"
    "What if we just give a key to that Josh guy?"

  • @Harlyking17
    @Harlyking17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like the idea of josh looking like a professional pouring the food dye before he just raises it above his head and slams the bottle into the food

  • @milkbaologist5610
    @milkbaologist5610 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    17:35 small offerings -> small sufferings

  • @profortnitestreamer8894
    @profortnitestreamer8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    "I ran a bakery that brings customers only pain"
    French people: "Yes, pretty sure that's what they're supposed to do."

    • @goef3281
      @goef3281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      pro fortnite streamer I was looking for a comment about that.

    • @jopopo06
      @jopopo06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      bien vu l'aveugle

    • @niklaskristoffer
      @niklaskristoffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm impressed

    • @ekrotte8714
      @ekrotte8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only that the french consider something strange to be bread.

    • @qqhu2883
      @qqhu2883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha pain is French for bread funny epic minion meme omg lol haha sublime

  • @BeanieBenny_
    @BeanieBenny_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Im a pastry chef and this is exactly how I run my bakery. Start the day emptying all the jelly beans out onto the bench, never have the correct amount of dough, then use a gas can and blow it up and start from scratch. Easy Peasy Livin’ Greasy.

    • @semyeongna6799
      @semyeongna6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If u rlly are a pastry chef that's so cool I used to want to be a chef lol

    • @jinggu.
      @jinggu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im interested. i wanna be a pastry chef now

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve always wanted to own a bakery. Now I work graveyard at Panera.... so yeah.... close enough?

    • @BeanieBenny_
      @BeanieBenny_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And yes i am a qualified Chef and Pastry Chef by trade :)

  • @CelestialityRW
    @CelestialityRW ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how his first reaction to there being no NPCs outside "Was there a bomb scare????"

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A few minutes later:
      **blows up the entire shop**

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not gonna lie. The wall paint job actually looks awesome and I would actually put it in my real kitchen if it were wallpaper (and not, you know, actual eggs and food dye).

  • @orangeystudios2070
    @orangeystudios2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    I love how confidently he said, “Yeah I set the whole kitchen on fire.”

    • @TillynDude
      @TillynDude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats josh for ya!

    • @gamedog0266
      @gamedog0266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      While talking to the fire department about what happened

    • @mrpenguin8731
      @mrpenguin8731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s proud of his work

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF CHAOTIC ENERGY

    • @michaelmandry2152
      @michaelmandry2152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I Love This Man Though

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      GrayStillPlays is like him on steroids

    • @carl8490
      @carl8490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS MAN IS THE DEFINITION OF USELESS COMMENTS

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes the image you see for an example FOR chaotic engergy

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carl8490 Is that a more useful comment in your book?

  • @starswater
    @starswater ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best part is that they see this and go "Ah yes, I would definitely like to give him a copy of the newest version of this game for free, this is definitely what we had in mind" xD Thanks for being awesome, Cooking Sim team!

  • @zyn_thefox
    @zyn_thefox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Yes set the kitchen on fire!”
    I’m about to suffocate oml-

  • @AlexJoneses
    @AlexJoneses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I can honestly say I will instantly die of laughter every time Josh says "Be still my beating heart", or "My cup runneth over"

    • @sageinit
      @sageinit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eeeeeeeeeasy

  • @DekonR
    @DekonR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    We need a "Developer Reacts to Let's Game I Out" series! I would love to see how developers react to Josh manhandling and breaking their games, haha.

    • @unidentified7463
      @unidentified7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh yes! That would be amazing

    • @ianolds8140
      @ianolds8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @d33z29
      @d33z29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssssss

    • @MoistCat9
      @MoistCat9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would pay to watch that

    • @RoyCoof
      @RoyCoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He has to react to Josh and GrayStillPlays. It would be a dream!

  • @user-xg1cc8wj4q
    @user-xg1cc8wj4q 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Josh: *does something good*
    Also Josh 2 seconds later: "Oh sh-"

  • @angeljauregui9076
    @angeljauregui9076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how josh gets really disappointed when he makes something that looks actually edible

  • @dacksonflux
    @dacksonflux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    "Was there a bomb threat?"
    Well there certainly is now.

    • @drewdebrocke2656
      @drewdebrocke2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😬

    • @danoneill84
      @danoneill84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was foreshadowing

    • @SpikesOmega
      @SpikesOmega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When Josh is involved its more like a promise and not so much a threat lol

  • @bleach-chan3199
    @bleach-chan3199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    When he kept saying "Hashtag" I sensed his soul leaving his mortal shell and a noose being tied

    • @dancingchineseman5033
      @dancingchineseman5033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anthony gone, now josh.. whos gonna take over? jesus?

    • @samlevy9897
      @samlevy9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee satan

    • @sirenhead6724
      @sirenhead6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow that’s deep

    • @crsereda
      @crsereda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frey The Son Of Njord YeeYee shhhh

  • @loudguy7843
    @loudguy7843 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    imagine walking by to see a guy just causing chaos in the kitchen. especially with the lag.

  • @Mr.FusionGaming
    @Mr.FusionGaming ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm dying of laughter every time I see Josh making a grumpy star cake🤣🤣

  • @jinggu.
    @jinggu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    6:48
    “all the colors of the rainbow!”
    “yk like red and blue, green, purple”
    “and ornj”

    • @kanekiken8216
      @kanekiken8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And egg~

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kanekiken8216 egg was my favorite color in elementary school

    • @justanotherspookyskeleton
      @justanotherspookyskeleton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ganaraminukshuk0 same

    • @jinmo-ri7886
      @jinmo-ri7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isnt ornj the correct way to pronounce orange? reason why they say nothing perfectly rhymes with orange

    • @IHateCopperGolems
      @IHateCopperGolems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jinmo-ri7886 door-hinge: am I a joke to you?

  • @user-sq7kw2fg4g
    @user-sq7kw2fg4g 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    No matter what this guy always makes my day with his shenanigans

  • @arbitrarycnx2095
    @arbitrarycnx2095 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    8:58 this is where Josh wasn't expecting perfection 😂

  • @metalandsteel
    @metalandsteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Normal people: *Grabs an egg from the fridge*
    Josh: *Stains the entire kitchen for the sake of decor*

  • @_tim
    @_tim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Josh: "Was there a bomb scare?"
    Also Josh: puts a torch to a gas canister to blow up jellybeans

    • @darkninja0764
      @darkninja0764 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No my friend. Not a scare. Just a bomb

  • @astridrek4648
    @astridrek4648 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Isn’t it just the best to watch Josh’s cooking simulator videos right before and right after you ate dinner 😂

  • @letsdosomething6691
    @letsdosomething6691 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    15:30 imagine walking into this kitchen and you see this lmao.

  • @saccityspidey
    @saccityspidey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    As a baker, I can confirm this is how to ethically and efficiently make amazing pastries

  • @Shepard_AU
    @Shepard_AU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    One day he'll release a video with the title that he's run his employees to the ground or has made a trillion dollars from his business, but he’s actually referring to real life...

    • @aloi6218
      @aloi6218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can't wait :)

    • @pixy6239
      @pixy6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he should do scrap mechanic survival next

    • @Finkelfunk
      @Finkelfunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am still waiting for his April Fools Joke where he plays a game the intended way

    • @karatordino5150
      @karatordino5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :3

    • @Nick_Slavik
      @Nick_Slavik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He had a small run, shortly after Anthony left, where he would play games, properly, and review them and stuff.....it was weird...really weird and not at all like the Josh we're used to haha

  • @kilotone
    @kilotone ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a canadian I approve of your maple syrup ratios

  • @thilsiktonix
    @thilsiktonix หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    13:43 "You know what they always say, the key to baking is a little improvisation!" 😂😂😂

  • @sangheilientertainment5157
    @sangheilientertainment5157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Game developers: Here’s a key for our new dlc, we really hope you have fun. We’re excited to see what baked goods you make!
    Josh: *turns the bakery into a biohazard threat*

    • @targetsh_3640
      @targetsh_3640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @nia_2211
      @nia_2211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂hahaha

    • @garryhills1
      @garryhills1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, he turned the bakery into Chernobyl's disaster

    • @FlamingNinjaBoi
      @FlamingNinjaBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nuh uh.
      We've been to Cooking Simulator before. Those crafty devs KNOW Josh will make a mess of their game, and find a bunch more bugs to patch... like how he managed to get outside the level, lmao.
      Josh is the ultimate game tester, after all.

  • @solinvictus4367
    @solinvictus4367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    *beginning of the episode*
    Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
    *end of the episode*
    Me: Yeah you lol

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Game: sorry, we don’t have corn.
      Me, an Iowan: 😔😟😕🙁☹️😞😣😖😫😩

  • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
    @Livi-chan435-xq6vy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cooking simulator: “A party without a cake is just a meeting”
    Me: a cupcake without icing is just a muffin

  • @niamhconway4043
    @niamhconway4043 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Anything is pretty much on the table”
    Or maybe everything defies the law of “being on the table” and decides with FLOOR

  • @verygoodname1239
    @verygoodname1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    Josh: Was there a bomb scare?
    *Your cooking is enough to be scared of.*

  • @brycejustin7768
    @brycejustin7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    I found this channel yesterday and have never laughed so hard... the extent of patience, commitment and utter disregard for all that is holy that this man has is... impressive.. and scary..
    Watching this man go into every single game and “test it’s limits” is possibly the most addictive thing to watch on TH-cam...

    • @_pyrenees
      @_pyrenees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm sure the developers enjoy it too.

    • @ishmael280
      @ishmael280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My favorite one that had me dying was his rollercoaster video I was cryingggg

    • @bonbon_1729
      @bonbon_1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ishmael280 That was the first video of his that I watched and I genuinely had such an amazing time.

    • @ptanyuh
      @ptanyuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's the only TH-camr that I watch :)

    • @ishmael280
      @ishmael280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ptanyuh him and Anthony have this warmth playing together too it’s so genuine and funny to watch

  • @bdr2491
    @bdr2491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:10 the cake looks like a attack from undertale rn

    • @69420_ayo
      @69420_ayo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or a dark candy form deltarune

  • @xanderod5629
    @xanderod5629 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:00 literally eating jelly beans while he’s talking about jelly beans

  • @scorcher130
    @scorcher130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    11:23 Josh: 'This giant cookie cake thing is starting to look kinda normal,
    and we can't have that.'
    **Sanity left the game**

    • @jackyjiang3943
      @jackyjiang3943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Let’s Game It Out: “Today we’re playing cooking simulator”
      The frame rate: BYE

    • @Lemon-wk5zy
      @Lemon-wk5zy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackyjiang3943 Copied Comment

    • @JohnSmith-rx8ww
      @JohnSmith-rx8ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * every in-game npc that cares about it's personal safety left the game *

    • @silly-9951
      @silly-9951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jackyjiang3943 nice copy comment

    • @leosong829
      @leosong829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      umm sanity was never in the game

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love how he just has to put an egg in the container and ends up repainting the entire wall with colors and eggs...

    • @MrPink-cn5rr
      @MrPink-cn5rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U right

    • @francessharkey4467
      @francessharkey4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It got out of control quickly I'd agree

    • @leitregjok2830
      @leitregjok2830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      # painting # fun # eggtastic

    • @ki-oh
      @ki-oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it turned really pretty :D

    • @berd_atk8882
      @berd_atk8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      3 word : HOW . TO . BASIC

  • @herr_nachtvogel571
    @herr_nachtvogel571 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:22 is the best part for me. "Ok we gotta do something about this. this is starting to look normal, and we cant have that."

  • @ricardioscarbonara102
    @ricardioscarbonara102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not really into games that much I just find this guy to be a star entertainer, genuine laughs every time, love the "outside the box" approach

  • @threepoint14159265
    @threepoint14159265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    "Pain" is French for bread, so I'm sure this is a normal bakery.
    Narrator: It wasn't French.

  • @TheKinLoong
    @TheKinLoong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    "lets sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup" me: laughs in canadian.

    • @mjtwomail
      @mjtwomail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You guys actually have maple syrup. In the U.S. we get something more similar to thickened oil

    • @ColorCarnage
      @ColorCarnage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: *cooking my ham and bacon in maple syrup* uh?

    • @Archangel.Azrael
      @Archangel.Azrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Happy pola bear noise*

    • @shane9245
      @shane9245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mjtwomail yeah, aunt jemima, mrs. butteroworth, etc. are disgusting corn syrup mixes

    • @weebofwisdom
      @weebofwisdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Josh: let's sweeten it up with 3 bottles of maple syrup
      Me: that's pathetic

  • @kennethrodrigue1324
    @kennethrodrigue1324 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I die every time. I never get tired of watching these hilarious videos. I never knew the words "is there a limit" and "hold please" could cause such incredible emotion in me. Lol. The very greatest.

  • @CharlieRose19000
    @CharlieRose19000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Surround it like an invasion”
    That got me XD

  • @jijonbreaker
    @jijonbreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Feels like there's something still in there." *plop* I absolutely died laughing.

    • @Krosth
      @Krosth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same man, it got me so hard hahahaha

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    15:48 "Why am I allowed to do this?" They know their audience

  • @Plushiee-ku9vg
    @Plushiee-ku9vg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If we do the math a 2:42, 1 jelly bean is about 4 calories, and that times 29,300 is 117,200 calories... or 485.5 slices of cake. INTRODUCING NEW HEART-ATTACK MEAL

  • @rhysmodica2892
    @rhysmodica2892 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ah yes, abusing a piece of cookie dough with kitchen appliances until it turns into an NIJ level 4 plate capable of stopping an armor piercing 30-06. The best ballistics research method.

  • @flakyflakes3298
    @flakyflakes3298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    In the beginning of the game, the kitchen: Spotless
    In the end: *HELL'S KITCHEN*

  • @jiggermole
    @jiggermole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    I love the fact you make a living doing all the things in games that are as wrong as possible. Current favorite line is "how else are you gonna find the magic unless you test until your eyes bleed" from satisfactory

    • @oriolejb9774
      @oriolejb9774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is a professional software tester...

  • @LittleHammiee
    @LittleHammiee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way that Josh always has to ruin a game in order for us to be happy.

  • @PANZERFAUST90
    @PANZERFAUST90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not sure whether he was being his usual sarcastic self about eating the kiwi with the skin still on, because that's exactly how I eat them lol
    They're perfectly edible and delicious and there's no reason to waste your time peeling them xD

  • @tacotown4598
    @tacotown4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Me: trying to do homework
    The TH-cam Algorithm: allow me to introduce you to a channel called Lets Game It Out

  • @Ansem1689
    @Ansem1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Game Developer "This game is absolutely bug free!" Josh: "Hold my beer!"

    • @phantomly8871
      @phantomly8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my limits*

    • @ducksfordays2451
      @ducksfordays2451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my long lost sanity*

    • @kierenforgan4148
      @kierenforgan4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hold my frames

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1. You can never test for the absence of bugs.
      2. You can never test for the absence of gamebreakers (EG, Josh), either.

    • @namesurname3257
      @namesurname3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That aint how The joke goes

  • @Neon_Kunaloa
    @Neon_Kunaloa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Josh is like an glich tester for the devs

  • @herr_nachtvogel571
    @herr_nachtvogel571 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also the fact he says the drywall cake is just a cookie that seems to be a little THICCCCC makes my start dying laughing

  • @pebble1528
    @pebble1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Josh: let’s play more cooking simulator
    Computer: leave me and my frames out of this

    • @wonderstorm116
      @wonderstorm116 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Computer: the gaming purge has begun....

    • @alexwhitlock6791
      @alexwhitlock6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Computer: Oh no...

    • @redcraig-
      @redcraig- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Josh: starts taking out too many ingredients
      Computer: why do i hear boss music

  • @rolfthedog6299
    @rolfthedog6299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Me: why does josh take so long to upload?
    10 minutes later
    Me: well that makes sense

  • @Anne91000
    @Anne91000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When it said "unbleached flour", under it said "enriched flour", but I've benn playing DnD recently (I played a Warlock), I read "Eldrich Flour".

  • @MarcoAdventures
    @MarcoAdventures ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:41 "Was there a bomb scare?"
    I would like to remind you who you are, Josh.