The guy wasn't even "Below her Beauty". He looked like a Handsome Genius who was confident. You can gel in the Marriage Photo that she wasn't happy marrying him. Poor guy, hope he is with a Loyal wife.
When you get married, part of the oath you take days “Till death do us part” meaning you are meant to stay with your spouse until your death. But that clearly doesn’t happen these days
Typical woman, she thinks shes a 9 because she gets male attention. All females get attention, that doesnt mean you are a 9, she's more like a 4 even with makeup on.
Women helping women cheat on their husbands now? Anyone gonna say anything? Let's wait for any man to do anything possibly wrong so we can redirect this displaced anger.
Hey birdman. I've been watching a lot of our kids, I surprised I'm so late! you speak truth! I'm glad someone is out there willing to speak it all. Good stuff man
In your analysis of their wedding picture you should have addressed the body language. He, looking adoringly at her. Her, looking at the camera, ignoring the man she just married. That explains everything.
5 years later, I noticed something: when she calls the side dudes his "rivals", she's implying that even AFTER she MARRIED the dude, she's STILL CHOOSING around and he has to compete with other dudes to get her, as if he didn't put a flinging on her finger and did all that expensive ceremonies and the party after, not to mention the legal implications of being married in most states in the US. The audacity.
Women like you give hope to humanity and to beat back the Hoes into the shamed sections of the world into the Hub where they belong lol I salute y’all enlighten women
Thats how wamen think. . they dont understand the concept of friendship... They hang arround with their "besties" but they really hate each other and feel like rivals ...
I dont fucking believe it I paused at 3:40 and ranted how she looked "like a fucking resident of whoville, Cindy Lou Who face ass" unpaused and Birdman said the same fucking thing lmao
Looks like she has had other enhancements as well which her husband probably paid for... She's ugly on the inside anyway Plastic surgery can't change that
guys if your wife has female friends and they all single thats trouble in advance. nothing good will come from girls night out especially if it involves travelling (foreign state or country). if you get married make sure most if not all her friends are married preferably with kids.they are likely to be far more responsible and take less risky behaviour
heyo birdman i saw that 2k on your 2nd channel, dont get me wrong, your 56.00 KDR is unreal but lets see some birdman buckets and get 2k gameplay in the background.
I seen her wedding pictures....She was a 6 at best when she was in her 20s. This broad was literally in the same league as her husband, she just didn't know the known fact that 6/7s get approached more than 8/9/10s because they are EASIER to approach.
"i am tryed of these females lying" lmao
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The line "I wouldn't even hover over your video to see the previews" nearly killed me.
That is MGTOW scripture right there!
Watch this agian
i thought i was the only one that did that
I fucking cackled at this
for just 50cents a day you can help feed birdmans intro
TheAppSmasher for just 50 cents a day you can keep a Eugene at bay
TheAppSmasher great comment bro. I'm dead.
TheAppSmasher one year later but still awesome
TheAppSmasher not too thought out, 3/10 IGN
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She looks way older than 42 lol.
I know she is like 53,
Being nice
Yeah she was like born in the 60’s or something. It said in the 80’s she was like 28?
Honestly I would still smash 🤷
Tony G umm ok?
@@IsItReelly milfs are hot my dude
Let me catch my son with a girl who thinks she is too beautiful.
The guy wasn't even "Below her Beauty". He looked like a Handsome Genius who was confident. You can gel in the Marriage Photo that she wasn't happy marrying him. Poor guy, hope he is with a Loyal wife.
Let me catch my daughter being a gold digger
She probably is
I can honestly say I got with a girl like this. I can honestly say ive never been more happy to be alone in my life.
Someone write a joke article, but with the genders reversed and watch the reaction.
Someone did that, and they got scolded for it. Watch The Red Pill movie. Totally worth the money.
"She looks like a fuckin who character from Dr. Suess" 💀😂
😂😂😂😂😂
SpadesAhoy W
SpadesAhoy Good one
Lou*
Big Head Lex She is like 50 so its not impossible. lol
When he said who's mom is this who let her out the kitchen I was dying bruh shit had me gone
Imagine your buddies at school finding your mom's hoe article online.
That was way too funny
Lemme catch my son letting his wife cheat on him. He gonna catch the AK-47 extended mag.
Delta X no red dot?!?
B1ggRandall why not both?
habib qureshi there's enough to go around
chill out with this Eugenery
hmmm!
If you can't handle monogamy just don't get married you don't need to make excuses for it. Goddammit people.
Bownie Tomazini lol true
@@theghostanihalater9391 She's getting at the wife. Not the husband.
@@EpicMinecraftFail She's blaming her. Not him.
@@treacherousjslither6920 there responding to @Prince Rakeem
The guy is not keeping his end up in the bedroom. If you're doing a lady properly they are less likely to stray.
I fucking hate where society is going
SSJPlays it's not going anywhere my nigga it's already gone. Long fucking gone we the last of a dying breed.
SSJPlays Memers will be the only ones to survive.
The society is already gone for a long time my friend (sorry if say something wrong, english is not my native language)
CancerContent101 explain what a weaboo is
Stephen Curry a loser like ur self ROASTTED...
You know its sad when you can relate porn knowledge with one of your favorite youtubers...
Vincent Colombos that’s why I love him
@Sam Lim boy you tripping Ava that bitch.
Bruh that ain’t sad that’s amazing
When you get married, part of the oath you take days “Till death do us part” meaning you are meant to stay with your spouse until your death. But that clearly doesn’t happen these days
Just don’t wed then, it’s not hard to say no.
She looks alot older than 42!! I thought closer to 60,wow!
Jesus have you even seen a 60 year old 😳
@Daniel Johnston Simp. Simp. Simp. Simp
She's 59 if she was married in 1989 at 26
Eh, more like mid 50s
Nigga Birdman said "old skeletor ass" 😂 I'm weak!
FlowSenpai lmao
she's trying to live an irl bad-girl romance novel, lmfao, sound like something my sister or mother would read
Nikolaus Jones facts 😂😂😂
Typical woman, she thinks shes a 9 because she gets male attention. All females get attention, that doesnt mean you are a 9, she's more like a 4 even with makeup on.
I was about to watch Birdmans most recent video, but Birdman uploaded
Mind Blown
Greetings fellow Matthew.
Matthew Sekulich was about to watch birdman but birdman uploaded
2 years ago holy FUCK
"I wouldn't even hover over your video to see the goddamn preview."
Hahahahaha yes
only the veterans know
let me catch my daughter with a 200 body count
"Who let their mom out the kitchen" - birdman
Scarlett Johanson is also Princess Mindy from Spongebob.
Make that into a shirt. I'm tired of these females lying or this ain't adding up
Yes
With the birdman logo
I would buy that shit quick AF
Got your wish! He's got shirts
Are you from st Anna Gymnasium?
She loved his money to get all that plastic surgery!! Poor guy,bet she cleaned him out . He's a handsome man,better looking than her!!
QueenBee Bargains true so true
QueenBeeForLife I want a piece of you
@@reggiereagan2214 hi Eugene
ken Kaneki hi virgin
Exactly he deserves better
if Scarlett was Julia's daughter Scarlett would have to have gotten her looks from her daddy 😂
Who else saw this on snapchat first
chrisffire i screenshotted it and tweeted it at him
chrisffire I bet ur a creeper lol
YEZA PREDRUXZEN how is he a creeper you sound dumb as fuck
chrisffire what's his Snapchat
Yeah on Daily mail
Julia looks like the kind of mom who would fight other parents at a kid's sports game
You know this series is fucking great when you say "I'm tired of these females lyin" along with him!
"Who's Mom Is This? Somebody Come Get Your Mom" 😂😂😂😂😂
so in school we watched a movie and one of the actors names was Eugene Byrd
Jesusisasquare Jesusisasquare ur an idiot
Women helping women cheat on their husbands now? Anyone gonna say anything?
Let's wait for any man to do anything possibly wrong so we can redirect this displaced anger.
Can someone tell me why cheating while being married is not illegal?
Ironic isn't it
Well god made it illegal so they are going to hell
So aren't you but you keep right on sinning
It is, it was made illegal by the only one who is allowed to make laws, God.
It is in some parts of the world. And BTW stoning someone don't put burden on prison system. Just saying))
"His rivals" sounds like a Mortal Kombat movie...
She's leaning AWAY from him in their wedding picture 😂
Hold up fam. If you gonna say Pokemon is childish, we gonna square up.
AJ Berns right😂
The moment you said. "i whould not even hover over you to preview the video" ahhahahah LMFAO!!!!! birdman keep it going man!
Hoetic Justice.
Watching this 3 years later and it’s still a banger
I love coming back to these videos. This chick just showed us her “alpha fucks, beta bucks” in one article
What's the difference between a vegan and a gun
A gun only has one trigger
I’m so happy her husband was able to get away from that toxic woman.
how did "I'm tired of the female's lying" not make it to t-shirt???
Hey birdman. I've been watching a lot of our kids, I surprised I'm so late! you speak truth! I'm glad someone is out there willing to speak it all. Good stuff man
“”Me beauty is me curse” - Popeye the Sailor
In your analysis of their wedding picture you should have addressed the body language. He, looking adoringly at her. Her, looking at the camera, ignoring the man she just married. That explains everything.
That Dr. Seuss line almost killed me.
5 years later, I noticed something: when she calls the side dudes his "rivals", she's implying that even AFTER she MARRIED the dude, she's STILL CHOOSING around and he has to compete with other dudes to get her, as if he didn't put a flinging on her finger and did all that expensive ceremonies and the party after, not to mention the legal implications of being married in most states in the US. The audacity.
3:42 She looked like a female Voldemort when she was younger.
"Poetic justice, don't you ever quote Kendrick again" lmao
"im a bio major" and now "im too hot" fuck me man
Not to mention if your married you don't fuck other people.
TheJuiceMan lol
I love pizza as much as the next person but that's not all I want to eat.
I don't understand people who cheat, i could never be anything but 100% faithful
"She making all kinds of Sausage gains"
She must know my dad lol
"All kiiiiiiiinds"
She is beyond delusional & entitled, good call out.... way too many of these women about!!
We should have a design of the where you're holding a calculator looking confused and saying "this shit ain't adding up". Idk i suck at design ideas
if i saw my wife make this article i would throw her out the window and go straight to court for a divorce
“I wouldn’t even hover over your video to see the goddamn preview” 💀💀💀
Vertigo 327 💀💀
Sounds like she hit the wall...the wall remains undefeated
I can't be the only woman watching this? uh AND ENJOY IT Belive it or not!
Northen One You aren’t, I’m watching and enjoying too.
Northen One I love birdmans Videos and I’m a girl.
Same here
Then you girls are part of the 1% female that watch birdman
Women like you give hope to humanity and to beat back the Hoes into the shamed sections of the world into the Hub where they belong lol
I salute y’all enlighten women
Thats how wamen think. . they dont understand the concept of friendship... They hang arround with their "besties" but they really hate each other and feel like rivals ...
Not all women. I have no besties....
Was about to get back to the kitchen.. But birdman uploaded 15 hours ago.
You are right she is NOT all that her false sense of reality has her totally confused
I saw this one coming. Who else saw it on Snapchat?
Your only as faithful as your options. That statement is very true.
“Who let her out of the kitchen” bruh I’m deceased 😂
"Who's mom is this?... Somebody come get your mom!" Im dead
"I wouldn't even hover over her video to see the preview" holy roast 🔥🔥
“Bruised ego”
*next sentence
“I’m to pretty for my own good!”
"I would even hover over the video to see the preview"lmaoo
This woman claims to be 42, but if she was 26 in 1989 as she claims, she would’ve been 54 when this video was uploaded
"Who's Mom is this?"
-Birdman
7:25 I DIED IN THIS PART. Scarlet, Julia, scarlet, FUCKING JULIA. Cheers from Argentina
Was about to return infinity warfare then birdman uploaded.
I dont fucking believe it I paused at 3:40 and ranted how she looked "like a fucking resident of whoville, Cindy Lou Who face ass" unpaused and Birdman said the same fucking thing lmao
I think Julia had a nose job...it kind of has that look to it
Looks like she has had other enhancements as well which her husband probably paid for...
She's ugly on the inside anyway
Plastic surgery can't change that
The intro just had me dying 🤣🤣😂😂
Edit: every time he says to get the calculator out I'm dead
1:08 when you hit random on the skyrim character creator
"....... Scarlett, FUCKIN JULIA!!!"
if i told u that a flower bloomed in a dark room would u trust it ?
Fuck no, no sunlight = ???
“I am tried of these females lying” LMFAOOOOO why am i just now finding these
birdman your grate and i love Tired of These Females Lying i hope you ceeep doing thum
Micah Zimmer Lol
whats so funny ?
"ceeep" even then its keep
oh ya sorry of my fucking dyslexia
Hopefully you're joking with that grammar.
"I wouldn't even hover over the pic to see your preview" damn that's brutal. True but brutal LMAO
any fellow eugenes wanna borrow my ak?
Vital Misty Sorry my backpack isn't,big enough but we can talk about trading fedora's if your interested
yea my man remenber to wear that white shirt on friday tho
Vital Misty you got the extended mag?
Vital Misty gold camo?
WeAreAllJust SuitsForSkeletons probably has dark matter by now
3:47 lmao the Dr. Seuss comparison 😂😂
BILLY, TELL YOUR MOM TO GET BACK INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM
(PS, I'm not trying to be sexist or anything)
"I wouldnt even hover"
Speech 100
was about to ask how to do my math homework on pornhub but birdman uploaded...
DJ Plays On..BOIIIIIIIII 😂
guys if your wife has female friends and they all single thats trouble in advance. nothing good will come from girls night out especially if it involves travelling (foreign state or country). if you get married make sure most if not all her friends are married preferably with kids.they are likely to be far more responsible and take less risky behaviour
Did u pay that Indian for the intro?
He's an intern
He ain't Indian WTF
One time my grandmother told me that I was too pretty for monogamy.
#AtLeastMyGrandmaThinksImPretty
When i was 13, ppl would always tell me i would be a "heart breaker" when i got older.... Yeaaaa no lmao
Agreed
I think I'm gonna go gay after these vids
Treat marriage like a purchase, you open yourself to buyer's remorse
heyo birdman i saw that 2k on your 2nd channel, dont get me wrong, your 56.00 KDR is unreal but lets see some birdman buckets and get 2k gameplay in the background.
3:13 had to pause cause I couldn't continue to listen through the agony of holding my ribs in laughter pains
Great use of fivrr
The AGONY of being supported!
"the miles of sausage..."
I seen her wedding pictures....She was a 6 at best when she was in her 20s. This broad was literally in the same league as her husband, she just didn't know the known fact that 6/7s get approached more than 8/9/10s because they are EASIER to approach.
I am tried of this females lying
Me and my friend threw our caculators from school out the window because they were broken. Foreshadowing?
8:39 #LitttleDickClique #UglyGodMayMay
When I heard "rival" all I could think of was dinkleburg from the fairy odd parents