Guess what? Spøkelse nothing really it’s just that I’m a straight cis-gEnDeR male pig that prefers females and vagina instead of the meat stick, but that’s just me personally I don’t care what others do it’s their life and they choose
"Anthony (born: June 9, 1979 [age 39]), better known online as Birdman, Is an American TH-camr who does commentary, gameplay and classifies himself as a transgender feminist." XD
+Ravens12MUT I did I guess my plan kinda worked lol but that's an old definition that people just upvoted. Nobody's new submissions have been accepted yet.
@Jugg So you think the majority of them just describe anyone who's not white or black as a illegal immigrant? You cant just call a whole state racist lmao
Birdman - that was some funny stuff till that Eugene actually said 'rape should be legal!' Might be time to report for real. Hey, I guess I thought you were 35/36 too. I kept thinking 'he sounds younger' but every time you referenced your age, you said 35/36...anyway, great stuff, I'm 50 & I think your sense of humor is hilarious!
the worse thing(for me ) about the Eugene meme is that in my country (romania) we have these snacks that we call Eugenii , a sign that the Eugenes are slowly taking over the world.......
@@Shockable I'm interested how a law officer would intervene. People generally shouldn't enter your personal space no matter the gender or sexual orientation unless it's on private transportation and someone leans against you for example... it can happen, the respectable thing to do in this example would be to apologize anyways. These kinds of things should be thought in schools, I know some do but unfortunately I don't think every classroom informs people at an early age about individualism and how to respect one another as much as possible. But I digress. If someone touches you in public without your consent and you decide to fight back by punching him, if he were to sue you for injuring him. What would the general result be? Fine him? Fine you? Fine both? Fine the policeman? I don't know. If you hurt him more than the judge deems over the top, you might actually be in a bad position. I'm not saying not to fight back because I'd do the same, no matter who that person is. I get to choose who can strike a conversation and who enters my personal space just like everyone else and you should know the signals that you're not welcomed because they are really really obvious. Does anyone have any experiences or knowledge about similar scenario's as far as the law is concerned?
I’m a girl and I like your videos and I’m not one of those tomboy-ish, lesbian type girl. I’m just an average girl who pretty much values the same opinion you do
They had some poor videos. Some bad music, some stupid faces, some Eugeneial mating faces and almost no likes or views. Birbman got quality, a pro gameplay on the screen, good roasts, self confidence, and probably, more wemen than they will ever have
I'm rewatching old Birdman vids and came back to his fucking gem. I had to pause the video after literally 3 seconds of him keeping on with his "pimpin" from the straight cringe. Keep exposing these Eugenes, Birdman. You're doing the Lord's work here.
"Would you want him to be the father of your children?" Me: I mean he'd be a better father than you. Not to mention he's better looking than you. EDIT: Dude. I'm a straight normal female, and even I can 'pimp' better than him. In fact I, unintentionally, have made females fall for me without even trying.
Birdman the type of guy to name his son Eugene just to roast him
XD
W
Dub
the fuck? this is a major L
your completely right
*ATTENTION, WE HAVE A CODE EUGENE. ALL BATTLE STATIONS READY, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.*
*YES SIR!! PREPARING THE ASSUALT TROOPS!!! T-MINUS 30 SECONDS!!!*
PVT.Finnumim READY FOR DUTY
False alert
*Lieutenant Nugget REPORTING FOR DUTY!!*
I have arrived sir
The code eugene gets me every time
Same
same
+reabendet Iswear man
yup I coulndnt stop laughing my ass of
ikr
Birdman contributes to society
He makes me laugh that’s his job
This eugene used a picture of daniel tosh of all people who's mans
lets get illuminaughty another person who’s only job is to make people laugh and gets paid for it, a lot more than that guy makes might I add
he lives to serve you
And he keeps the public informed on the dangerous species of "eugene"
You just called your favourite youtuber a clown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Eugene: lets roast him
Eugene 2: YES!!
Eugene: ok first lets get out of this gay bar
I like your comity
@@ultron-5600 what's wrong with being gay tho?
Guess what? Spøkelse nothing really it’s just that I’m a straight cis-gEnDeR male pig that prefers females and vagina instead of the meat stick, but that’s just me personally I don’t care what others do it’s their life and they choose
@@ultron-5600 true I'm a cis gender white straight Male Reeeeeeeee
Ordinary Potato 😂
Eugene: *Fails one question in Kahoot and plummets down to 15th place* **Goes searching through bag*
Me: Gotta Dash!
LMAO
100th like ☺️
Everybody gangster untill Eugene goes searching for that gat
*GOTTA BLAST*
Sorry I had to be the 421st like
I got my license to carry a firearm because I know one day Eugene will reach into his backpack
Same
Eugene is faster than you think so just give him the M9 so he'll spare you as he probably has made a suicide belt part of the uniform
Doesn't that make you the Eugene reaching in his backpack?
+OG Spongebob you need to put hits blunt then that
+TheyCallMeMrAgressive Catch L for being subed to prankinvasion
Eugene: I saw you shopping, and thought you were cute
Girl: thx (walks away slowly)
BigLBA1 bruh 😂😂😂💀
Do I want Birdman to be the father of my children? No, but I'm still going to watch him.
I'd rather be the father of my children, even if that man was Jesus Christ.
Brendan Dawson same cus Jesus is dead
+dutch scorpion don't make fun of other people's religion because you don't follow their beliefs we all have differences
Catwad _360 He's actually dead, though.
Lame_pun 456 wait isnt Jesus dead and in heaven?
I don't understand why none of these women report them
All of those feminists call normal men rapists and they are cool with Eugenes. LOGIC
actually someone did and one of these Eugenes got arrested.
darkydrone do you have a citation on that
RealityCheck6T9 No I haven't but Birdman made a video about it in the past.
do you have a link to the video
Oh shit 18 minutes. Ill be back with food.
Bring some for me
haha xd
i came back with a joint wheres the food at lets join forces
+MrJoel I've got 2 twinkies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I came prepared with snacks too
"Anthony (born: June 9, 1979 [age 39]), better known online as Birdman, Is an American TH-camr who does commentary, gameplay and classifies himself as a transgender feminist." XD
Nakamri Somie he ain't 39
Mant Grta
He knows, he’s joking
KingOfTheWeebs suree
Yeah that was on his twitter lol
@@mantgrta9728 bro you know he trolling right like no way you can watch his vids and actually believe he a transgender feminist
Yo Birdman seen the new Eugene definition on Urban Dictionary?
+Ravens12MUT I did I guess my plan kinda worked lol but that's an old definition that people just upvoted. Nobody's new submissions have been accepted yet.
+Birdman LOLOL, he wants to meet you.
+Birdman you can be the father of my children anytime you want just ask and their yours my friend
+Birdman ly
+SUCKER PUNCH lol ikr
''You'retalking to an all male audience" Hey Birdman I'm a female and I watch you.
Don’t know why I’m responding a year late but I am. And I’m saying that you aren’t allowed to be female and watch bird man because he plays CoD
what urmomgeylol said without the "e thot" comment
@@adantayevans3088 mhm
Fuckin autocorrect
@@adantayevans3088 why are you disrespectful to women? Your probably a Eugene too
"She almost acknowledged you"
Ouch Birdman. Ouch
you better start owning a gun for protection
OMAR m I mean he’s a Texan so he probably has one
lol
@Rodrigo Gier That's the wrong state bud, you're thinking Alabama.
@Jugg So you think the majority of them just describe anyone who's not white or black as a illegal immigrant? You cant just call a whole state racist lmao
@Jugg You clearly did lmao
and so did rodrigo lmao
let me catch my son tryna roast birdman
sixt boi facts
crap I have to hide my sister the Eugene's are coming!!!!
Buizel Burst lol
Oh we are >:)
Raja Bona bet I can * grabs sniper rifle* come at me bîtch
Eugene Richardson in soviet russia Eugenes did not shoot up schools schools shoot up Eugenes ☭
Buizel Burst no save yourself, throw her at them and run.
now im starting to understand why feminists get really offended when someone says hi to them
maybe everyone just looks like eugene
Vriska Serket Does that mean we're Eugenas?
Raja Bona Yes.
Vriska Serket these eugenes create feminists
Vriska Serket they're paranoid that Eugene is coming
Vriska Serket 😂😂
That guy sounds like his crayons were laced with valium.
Damn where can I get some of those crayons?
@@jaffacalling53 jeffrey epstein.
Crayons with lead paint chips in them.
I'm surprised that "No Means Yes" isn't one of their video titles.
It probably is.
Can we have sex?
No
;-)
Don’t give them more ideas
10:37.
"A mu-cshor-uh-itee leeval, af a tan yer olt" 😂😂😂😂
We need to get both of them on DramaAlert...
yes
he'll ya
If he reports all of keemstars hacker viewers will ruin these guys life dude XD
+Andy Y fuck keemstar
I pissed myself at 6 07 😂😂😂😂
😂 you can tell by his voice hes nowhere near 36
Hes 25
He's also Arab so d9nt judge people by thier voice
xiiLeo he said it before
hes 24 or 25
xiiLeo in a video he revealed his face he also buff asl too
"Rape should be legal"
Oh is killing legal too, now? hold on lemme get my Ak-47
It is in most third world countries
Bout to get my nuclear
Woah there eugene
We use ar 15s
@@EclipseGamingPSOr buy a Chinese or Russian SKS for like 300 to 400 canadian dollars
I think I might actually take these guys to the authorities
austin mcmahon someone has too
austin mcmahon do it I can't I'm foreign
dude you should, its not ok for them to be do this
He already got arrested
I am Chegg are you serious? Can i get a link to that
Birdman - that was some funny stuff till that Eugene actually said 'rape should be legal!' Might be time to report for real.
Hey, I guess I thought you were 35/36 too. I kept thinking 'he sounds younger' but every time you referenced your age, you said 35/36...anyway, great stuff, I'm 50 & I think your sense of humor is hilarious!
ay my dude im 15
Stephen Troup sickest dad of the year award
Stephen Troup He's already been arrested, thank god.
Same
Stephen Troup haha cool guy
Me: Roast a Eugene
Eugene: Reaches into his bag
Me: "Be back in a flash"
Eugene: You shouldn’t have done that
When Eugene tryin to throw math at birdman but birdman just like nope your life just ain't addin up
Are u albert einstein
Man u smart
where the damn calculator
@@tylerdewitt6617 next to the markers
"Would you want him to be the father of your children?" Abso-fucking-lutely
Gay
Yes amen
No Homo
W
+Timmy Lococo you're a fucking dumbass.
the worse thing(for me ) about the Eugene meme is that in my country (romania) we have these snacks that we call Eugenii , a sign that the Eugenes are slowly taking over the world.......
Wish you the best of luck with your Eugene pest
Eugenics is the science of removing Eugene's from the gene pool.
indeed and the error of our ways by not institutionalizing it is quite self evident now...
Based
Yes
That’s why we all made them get a shot a couple years back
These poor women! I am genuinely relieved that as a guy weird people don't walk up to me like that. Thank God.
Yamatocyberdark if that happened to me I would of popped him in the face
^ These Eugenes are nuts. Women don't have the man strength to defend themselves if these guys lose it.
Well i mean, if a chick walked up to me and hugged me i wouldn't stop them. If its a man though imma go and kindly punch them in the nose
But, us men have to deal with females lying to us and feminist.
@@Shockable I'm interested how a law officer would intervene. People generally shouldn't enter your personal space no matter the gender or sexual orientation unless it's on private transportation and someone leans against you for example... it can happen, the respectable thing to do in this example would be to apologize anyways. These kinds of things should be thought in schools, I know some do but unfortunately I don't think every classroom informs people at an early age about individualism and how to respect one another as much as possible. But I digress.
If someone touches you in public without your consent and you decide to fight back by punching him, if he were to sue you for injuring him. What would the general result be? Fine him? Fine you? Fine both? Fine the policeman? I don't know. If you hurt him more than the judge deems over the top, you might actually be in a bad position. I'm not saying not to fight back because I'd do the same, no matter who that person is. I get to choose who can strike a conversation and who enters my personal space just like everyone else and you should know the signals that you're not welcomed because they are really really obvious.
Does anyone have any experiences or knowledge about similar scenario's as far as the law is concerned?
Gets friend zoned, nah man pimped zone
Birdman won
Obviously he did.
Nah he obliterated these two idiot Eugenes.
Their channel is great if you wanna get me tooed
Eugene we gonna end this man's career
Bird man : gets paid to roast Eugene
code Eugene? I'm sleeping with a knife tonight
+Nicholas Conway same
Nicholas Conway nah im sleepin with the flamethrower
Nicholas Conway. Na.im.sleeping with my AR tonight
nah bro, gotta go with the AK
Nope. Katana for me...
#TennoHeikaBanzai!!!
I'd like birdman to be my dad so he could slap me if I became a Eugene
i like u birdboy
More like BirdBaby😍😍😍
Hi over flow
bird child
Kush Papi sup kush man
Alias -elpiton sup mustache guy
When I saw “victim” I lost all the air in my lungs
This had to be the funniest video I’ve ever seen
It's actually alarming to see that people like that exists
How does Birdman contribute to society? The same way a talented musician, stand up act or film-maker does.
He's the type of guy who arches his back on a bench press.
@@horndog2224 tell em how ya really feel......
Jacob Biancardi damn Jason made you look like a bitch
Youre the type of guy that half reps 😂😂 braindead
He the type that lifts his ass when he benchs
Arching your back on the bench is how you should be benching lol. It's bas to bench with a flat back. taking your ass off the bench isnt good.
Miss these 2016 days man now it’s already 2022
Same here
i watched your videos occasionally because i just didnt think you were that funny, but after i discovered the eugene series imma give you a sub bruh.
Amen to that brotha
He literally said victim. I'm dead
You should have reported them for their statement rape should be legal
Evident 7 well with all the false allegations against us guys they might aswell make it legal
I’m a girl and I like your videos and I’m not one of those tomboy-ish, lesbian type girl. I’m just an average girl who pretty much values the same opinion you do
Well you do seem exceptionally average
Yes very average
Damn, why yall gotta do her like that? I'm fuckin dead😂
Very average girl, interesting 🧐🤔
wait girls are real?
"Would you want him to be the father of your children..?"
Me: Yes.
Friend: But you're a man.
Me: Shut up! Get out of my room I'm playing Minecraft!!!
Anonymoose not funny
@@grannysmith7897 no they are hilarious
Not funny
@@Whatismusic123 hilarious right
They had some poor videos. Some bad music, some stupid faces, some Eugeneial mating faces and almost no likes or views.
Birbman got quality, a pro gameplay on the screen, good roasts, self confidence, and probably, more wemen than they will ever have
Critical Blue what is their channel called
Respect
Alright man, Pendulum/ Knife Party is not bad music, EUGENES ARE BAD PEOPLE
But it doesn't matter the quality of Eugene's videos, they fucking rape and assault women
"You'll... right away... realize... that this guy... has the mateueueruerty level... of a ten year old."
Let me catch my son trying to roast birdman
"Would you want him to be the father of my children?" No I want him to be my father.
Watching this 8 years later
Meow
Me:roasts Eugene.
Eugene: goes into his bag and I hear him loading a ak
Me:GOTTA BLAST
Birdman it's legal to buy a gun in Texas so buy a ar 15 and go get that gold camo
Code Eugene fucking killed me. 😂
Amen to that
I'm not an Eugene, but at least I know how to respect women even though I can't pick them up.
Im kinda ugly but i play football so i can pick up chicks but im just a lil to lazy to put in all the effort needed
Fr
When I was a young lad, a Eugene was known as a Melvin... Damn I am getting old, but this video still holds up.
Best joke in the whole vid is "birdman the sjw" they dont kno who king birdman is actually
For somebody who thinks rape is OK, everybody is a SJW.
Birdman the type of guy to use vision pulse in an easter egg hunt
L
ayy I saw you on one of chaos' videos
Shit,I would too
+Th3 Prodigy W
W
Don't worry you're my role model Birdman
The code eugine actually got me dude
These Eugenes are the kind of people that your parents would tell you to watch out for
You see... I'm a simple man....
Whenever I see a eugene reach into his/her bag.....
I'm dipping like sanik the dankhog.
I fucking love bird man
Lucky Mitch same no homo
Chau Nguyen english please
Lucky Mitch I love fucking bird man
Lucky Mitch but no homo. Lol
No homo implied fo sho ..
still make me laugh to this day, love yah man miss the old days of watching these videos with my homies...
I'm rewatching old Birdman vids and came back to his fucking gem. I had to pause the video after literally 3 seconds of him keeping on with his "pimpin" from the straight cringe. Keep exposing these Eugenes, Birdman. You're doing the Lord's work here.
This back when he made good videos
going back watching all these vids again is the best choice i've made in a while, im in tears laughing
I died😂 " the golden rule: when Eugene reaches into his backpack, run"😂😂
as far as i know one of them got arrested.
He talks so slow and he doesnt even know what he's saying. Omg wait!! Its Joe Biden!!!!
Lol
It's actually cringe , and painfull , watch this , holly damm
"Oh I forgot he got that kiss close that one time"
this guy is the definition of a creep
It's Goku truuuuuu
You had me at Walt Jr.
I think he sounds more like the fat balding dude from the office
at this moment the video has 2 dislike...i wonder who it is
lol
Plus their 11 moms and siblings
+Kamuela Quinlan 11 moms
+Viperous lmao
+Viperous wonder how many they raped already...
It’s 6:15 am, I have been up ALL NIGHT watching birdman videos. Someone please help
You're too far gone already. I'm sorry
Im doing the same im good though ill sleep when im tires lol
I actually thought you were 36 years old. Oh maaan. Apparently I haven't seen enough videos yet.
Look BirdMan, you shouldnt mess with these guys, they both habe 500 confirmed kills
Lmao we have a code Eugene
Lmao I literally sat there with my mouth open for ten seconds when he said, "there's nothing wrong with raping women"
Eugene, pull up on my bro Birdman you gonna catch both our hands
Ha i get it, cuz youre hawkins, birds of a feather and all
"Would you want him to be the father of your children?"
Me: I mean he'd be a better father than you. Not to mention he's better looking than you.
EDIT: Dude. I'm a straight normal female, and even I can 'pimp' better than him. In fact I, unintentionally, have made females fall for me without even trying.
lol
Ive had girls fall for me but im a guy whos actually normal.
And no homo but you know how muscular birdman is in real life
Rex Montmorency someone’s upset
@therainman777 yeah he is th-cam.com/video/myN_jIgtEL8/w-d-xo.html go to 9:44 in the video
Haha, birdman taught me how to not be a creep like these two Eugenes.
MEN WE HAVE A CODE E
REPEAT, WE HAVE A CODE E
SNIPERS GO GO GO
RIFLES MOVE UP
AND FINALLY BIRDMAN
GET THE ROASTS⚔️🗡🔪🧨🔫⛑🔥💥💥🔥
even that Eugene's, Eugene ass friend was like "yo wtf" when his boyfriend was talking about rape being legal
I was dying when the video was just a video of dude shooting a bird hhahahahahaa
This is the first TH-cam video I haven’t even clicked on and I was already laughing 😆.
8:12 Yus, Birbman, I luvs u, Can i has babbies?
Prince Dretten hell naw bitch
whos here in 2019 just reminiscing on some old birdman videos
:)
lol me
Im reminiscing in 2020.
Terence Lee same
@@shimmygiggle6566 same
14:45 shordy just walked away LMFAO
I want him to talk to a feminist
Celena Nowak he’s get beat up
He should try to kiss one.
bro I'd be happy as fuck if birdman was dating my sister just saying
TH3LIGHTSPOR3 I don't have a sister, but he can always date me 😋
TH3LIGHTSPOR3 So you get a warning ?
TH3LIGHTSPOR3 but would he be the father of your children marryed to your daughter?
it must've been elbow day
16:02 this guy must have thought in his head, “ YO! This is the funniest shit!”
I dated a chick that revealed that she had a “rape” fetish and I ran for the hills. I dodged a bullet as a man and prison time lol.
For just 100 likes a day you can give me the attention my mother never gave me.
I don't blame your mother.
It's ok I'll give you attention
k
yea
fat
I want birdman to be the father of my children.
Me living in Texas... bird man rolling up to my house just to roast my cringed ass stepbrother