Hackerling was definitely preparing for that one last moment. She had a plan and she knew exactly when to strike. (Also I like to believe Alpha faked bleeding out to leave the arena and spectate the rest of this monstrosity.)
"Hackerling practices her archery" Alpha: this is how you know someone's about to commit a genocide Ironically she only got one kill but it was also the most important kill.
Altrive was so wholesome the whole way through. Snuggling with folks, not killing anyone, even sparing contestants when he gets the chance... And then he just couldn't take all the unwholesomeness anymore. May he rest the way he lived - in peace.
You can tell Hackerling was the cunning one. Jome indiscriminately killed others, but Hackerling knew she only needed one, important kill to win it all.
Should run the simulation in secret and then have everyone act it out onstage. Little scripts handed out for each day as they come, but no other directions.
I like how you also didn’t point out he committed un-life after killing Jules lol He basically trolled Jules then died like he was a jester who committed his goal in Town of Salem
Altrive: he is a wholesome guy by basis. He gets into a couple fights, but spares his opponents. Until he ends up hunting FamilyJules in a group of 3. After that, he realizes Death is actually a real thing, and its terrible. So, he decided: no one will kill me if i kill myself first. And he did. Chad Altrive masterplan.
the moment it said that Hackerling practices her archery, I called that she would win this. the profile picture is just emiting that silent killer vibe. and she really didn't appear a lot. we don't know how she killed Jome, but I like to imagine that it was through archery.
Honestly, hackerling is the kind of person I would fear the most in this situation. It is always the most unassuming dogs that have the fiercest bite. At least, from my experience.
finally, a seamless transition to a sponsor. However, Dash's antiperspirant joke was the key to surviving the Hunger Games and getting Jo to snuggle with him. also, it's been too long since we've heard the new outro, it still feels new. what a banger
Your content has gotten to the point where I don't even question it I'm just like "huh. Long as Braden didn't give anyone advice, I'm sure everyone's alive."
Even though Smash is what got him to this point, I’m glad that him and his channel have grown to the point where he can post so much other content besides Smash and it’ll still do really well. Seeing the Internet Funny Man grow into this TH-cam sensation has made me so proud of him. Keep doing you, Mr. Alpharad.
"No, uh, not that insane yet" I'm gonna hold you to that, Alpharad. Starting the counter for when you eventually do strand your friends on an abandoned island
Adriana: "and you said No, i need to keep you alive for content." Alpharad: "i wouldnt say that". Hes right, he could probably say "i wont kill you, ill keep you under a management business. You know, for content. And charity. But mostly content. And charity."
"Hackerling thinks about winning." THAT LINE IS STILL SO DAMN OMINOUS. hmmm, maybe I'll win, for the content, but i could spice things up and die... even better that she did win tho
First Copypasta Theatre, then the Unsolvable Escape Room, then Romeo and Juliet, then the normal ordinary dinner party, then the bounce house Olympics, and finally THIS! I don’t know what’s gonna happen next, but we do know Alpharad is torturing his friends and growing to control them, his fans, and soon the WORLD!!! He is a force to be reckoned with!!! He may not have won entirely yet, but he has DEFINITELY sent a message… watch out everyone… it’s Endgame now…
I love how the story makes so much sense throughout the whole hunger games. I love that altrive snuggled with Jo and Jome, then killed Jules with them, just to commit suicide after Jo dies
I feel like it's literally impossible to predict what this man will come up with next. You never expect it but at the same time, it's somehow never surprising.
“Skooch attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.” Literally one second later I got an add, and the music in it had the lyrics “you can’t start a fire”
I used to do these with my friends a lot and the plots get so weird so quickly. someone did doofenshmirtz and everyone loved it, a few weeks after, we all agreed to put in something doofenshmirtz related thing and it was one of the greatest things I had ever seen. I need to get my buddies back and do one again.
So what your telling me is alpharad basically held a dnd session for computers. Respect on the highest order. Even after amibos he couldn't get enough of computers fighting to the death. What a guy.
The fact that I’ve used the same hunger games simulator and put my friends all in it so I could laugh makes me realize that me and alpharad could hang out
The Hunger Games simulator is neat, but is also completely random with no regard to anything. Murder Games does a lot better at both being able to customize team sizes (I've had over 200... contestants) and give them personalities and potentially items. It's even modifiable with a bit of javascript know how.
Here are the timestamps for the events in this video for those of you who are interested: The Bloodbath=0:39 Skillshare sponsor=1:30 -Day 1=2:17 Night 1=3:36 -Day 2=5:17 Night 2=5:45 -Day 3=6:22 Night 3=7:11 -Day 4=8:02 Night 4=9:03 -Day 5=10:17 Night 5=11:47 {Memorial for fallen tributes=11:48-11:54} The rest of Night 5=11:58 -Day 6=13:17 {Another memorial for fallen tributes=13:41} Surviving tribute count=13:49 TECNICALLY Night 6 according to the Hunger Games simulation Jacob(A.K.A Alpharad) has running on his computer:13:57
Let's see if any of his friends actually disappear to an island next time. I wouldn't be surprised, TH-camrs have done more. This was filled with so much emotion, we love to see it
I NEED this to be a series where you simulate each game with different and returning friends and assorted TH-camrs each time, I absolutely loved this and need to see more!
It’s so predictable that Hacker would win. She is a force of nature, not only with her voice but with her absolute insanity. Behind the woomy smile, there is a demon below, lurking in the darkness, waiting for the right chance to strike. And of course she got that chance.
Everyone is talking about Hackerling practicing archery, thinking about winning, then getting only the last kill like a chad, but I`m just gonna say the funniest thing in this video for me was Pointcrow acting like a simp (especially to Serenide... you know he has obvious reasons for doing so XD) with his whole plot in this video involving women then suddenly snaps & starts trying to kill any woman he can find.
I love that hacker was spending almost the entire time plotting to only kill one person out of their misery, This single video has made me scared of hacker
I love how Jacob continues to show how creative he could be if he was an actual game show host. Wouldn’t be surprised if he hosts some kind of game show once he’s done here.
13:00 Misread the situation. Altrive got his explosives and his medical supplies mixed up. When he heated up his compress, it was actually a brick of plastic explosives
I like how Jacob's content has shifted from being a funny smash guy, to being a horrible friend.
true
Agreed
Wait, you're saying that stranding people on an island is bad?
Maybe that's why I'm wanted…
I agree, it’s also very heartwarming to see Alpharad make the content that he wants to make and that he’s taking time to have his own life.
He may or may not be a horrible friend, but he almost always does it in a way thats funny. Id love to be his friend 😂
Believe what you want. While you all were snuggling, I was studying the blade to protect Adriana.
I believe you Jules
And also how to drown people
😠
thats alot easier to do when your right next to them /j
Buuuuut you failed lol
3:06 *5'11 thank you very much.
You know the rules, anything thats not 6’ or above is automatically pinpointed as short.
5’11 vs 6’
@@qwertysub2038I’m short, but I’m taller than you
A TRIDENT?!
A FREAKING TRIDENT!?
Get rolled by a fizz lol
It's ok skooch not all of us are built different
Got hit with that fizz Q
Clearly you have not read the hunger games
No matter where you go, Fizz will haunt you forever.
District 7, clutching it out ✊
DISTRICT SEVEEEEEEEEEN
When hackerling was thinking about wining I knew it was game
@@DR-nu9lv this is the very first time I’ve seen someone think about winning and actually win
Yeah hacker won because the sewing machine demon got angry that she didn't win animal crossing fall guys and forced to play in more high stakes game
Carried
I found out I was in this video just to find out I immediately died, what kind of sick joke
In the words of Dmitri: "Is this some kind of twisted joke?!"
lmao
Just live better 😐
just survive lmao
Skill issue.
Every day Jacob gets closer to being Chris McLean
from Total Drama Island.
He needs to talk like Chris next time
Alrighty campers today's challenge is finding a reason to keep going
TheDunny, because in this Hunger Games site there's a Total Drama mode.
And he quietly steps even closer to making the Sequel to his Minecraft.
*Exactly* what I was thinking when I saw the intro lmao
✨ MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR ✨
I don't think they were in yours...
they obviously weren't in yours or jules
STOP IM STILL TRYING TO COPE
@@adrisaurus rip
Pointcrow knew he probably wouldn’t make it out of this alive, so he decided to get some play before he died. I respect it.
Pointcrow really tried to get laid during a life or death situation. I respect that.
Gotta love how Hackerling spent the whole game being menacing and ended up winning
The power of bluffing!
700th like
Hackerling was definitely preparing for that one last moment. She had a plan and she knew exactly when to strike. (Also I like to believe Alpha faked bleeding out to leave the arena and spectate the rest of this monstrosity.)
I definitely believe your comment about Alpha is definitely cannon
^
Alpha was definitely a mole from the totalitarian government to make sure the rest of the players kept on murdering each other
He used the Dead Ringer frim TF2
A Tri-Slosher main practicing their aim should ALWAYS be a red flag.
I'm very disappointed that Jacob did not in fact strand 24 of his closest friends in a forest without any food, water, or any hope of survival
Maybe next time
@@Alpharad this is a warning
@@Alpharad it would have been so awesome
@@Alpharad awesome smp 2.0
@@Alpharad DO IT!
the editing on this one was absolutely cracked
Yo it’s drumsy
so true
Coming from you, that must say good things.
hi Drumsy!!
Hows Moxi?
"Hackerling practices her archery"
Alpha: this is how you know someone's about to commit a genocide
Ironically she only got one kill but it was also the most important kill.
"Hackerling practices her archery"
"Hackerling thinks about winning"
This is what we in the business call *foreshadowing*
fr
The best part is, hacker literally only got 1 kill, and it was the final one.
@@Savariable that’s all you need.
Not to mention 10:52
Poised for winning?
I cant believe alphrads content has gotten so crazy that i actually thought he put his friends on an island
I opened the video figuring it was a 50/50.
I expected it to be something like the Awesome SMP
Yeah honestly kinda felt let down a little because that is something he WOULD do if he had MrBeast production levels
I expected it to be some kind of survival game
@@LunaticJ today I put my degenerate friends on an abandoned Island to see who survives the longest
Altrive was so wholesome the whole way through. Snuggling with folks, not killing anyone, even sparing contestants when he gets the chance... And then he just couldn't take all the unwholesomeness anymore. May he rest the way he lived - in peace.
Altrive was Goku:
-loved friendship
-spared his opponents out of belief of improvement
-Sacrificed himself for someone else to win
Altrive just wanted to see if there were any Bugsnax on this island
Rewatch 1:10 and rethink your comment
@@j.hunter9795 He was just being wholesome
the peoples champ
You can tell Hackerling was the cunning one.
Jome indiscriminately killed others, but Hackerling knew she only needed one, important kill to win it all.
She thought hard when she was thinking about winning
Hacker was the foxface except she won
@@shiixsu More like Johanna Mason
Should run the simulation in secret and then have everyone act it out onstage. Little scripts handed out for each day as they come, but no other directions.
Thats so funny actually
This, an awesome idea
this is amazing
That would’ve been so cool!
Yes. Yes. Yes.
The vtuber winning by just being such a menacing presence until the end for their first kill is probably the most realistic thing to happen tbh
This is such an Alpharad moment. Leaving his friends on an island for a bit is definitely something I see him doing
Yeah, he would definitely do that. Totally. For Drama.
And then leave
Then at the end, he would say, "It's about the friends that we made along the way."
@@ASquared544 Tottaly for the drama?? In an island?? Like a total drama island????????
who else but alpharad 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Altrive sparing Jules, then immediately hunting him down and killing him afterwards is a very Altrive thing to do.
Literally among us irl
and then immediately committing death
Altrive was just on kill cooldown
that is what we in the business called a little bit of trolling
I like how you also didn’t point out he committed un-life after killing Jules lol
He basically trolled Jules then died like he was a jester who committed his goal in Town of Salem
honestly i wouldn't have been suprised if alpharad actually did strand his friends on an abandoned island
i'm more surprised that he didn't
Not that insane yet
@@daverrinaybara9597 I love that he had to say "yet"
@@zekchomenko2927 right?
It's at a point that, if he states he did that in a video, we'd just believe him and move on
I now want Jacob to start a dnd campaign with Joe, Dash, Smith, and Adriana with him as the DM after the way he described this game
Omg yes
It's jo not joe!!!!! But yes
I like women
so true!
I like men
So do I
Valid
I like to breathe air
Alpharad is slowly becoming Chris McLean from Total drama Island and I'm here for it
A real mid-tier host with an IsIand complex.
When’s he gonna add the radiation
@@quartzossie Have some patience, we still need a movie set and a music-themed world tour.
I can see it.
@@actone4822 yeah true, he’s not THAT far gone yet
Leave it up to Alpharad to have the most funniest editing on the stupidest things, I love it. Awesome video!!!!!!!!
Bro I see you literally everywhere, do you wanna be the next Justin Y or smth
nah
most funniest
@@dogAB most funniest
How can Alpharad even make the hunger games browser game entertaining like this man was made for content
Altrive: he is a wholesome guy by basis.
He gets into a couple fights, but spares his opponents.
Until he ends up hunting FamilyJules in a group of 3.
After that, he realizes Death is actually a real thing, and its terrible.
So, he decided: no one will kill me if i kill myself first.
And he did.
Chad Altrive masterplan.
Yes this is why Altrive should be getting every unknown sponsor
He's the second smartest, Hacker beats him.
I’m saying right now, this takes Altrive’s catchphrase “I can’t handle this much pressure” too a whole ‘nother level.
the moment it said that Hackerling practices her archery, I called that she would win this. the profile picture is just emiting that silent killer vibe. and she really didn't appear a lot.
we don't know how she killed Jome, but I like to imagine that it was through archery.
We all know it was only 2 arrows too. One to incapacitate, one to put him out of his misery
She had an explosive too, probably blew him up, he survived, so arrow it is
@@cheshire2348 other way around. She shot him, but it wasn't a kill shot, so she blew him up.
I feel like if Alpharad had Mr Beast's wealth he'd be the most dangerous person in the world
Facts no printer
I’m willing to bet he’d be the next Total Drama host. Chris McLean 2.0
Dude hackerling was probably the scariest contestant, from looks you wouldn’t expect much but in wits she just outclassed everyone
and her only kill was on the person with the most kills
she slowly trains, as she waits for the perfect moment to strike
Honestly, hackerling is the kind of person I would fear the most in this situation. It is always the most unassuming dogs that have the fiercest bite. At least, from my experience.
finally, a seamless transition to a sponsor.
However, Dash's antiperspirant joke was the key to surviving the Hunger Games and getting Jo to snuggle with him.
also, it's been too long since we've heard the new outro, it still feels new. what a banger
TRUE❗️
What is the antiperspirant joke?
@@ballooni9447 the antiperspirant joke
@@ballooni9447 antiperspirant joke
@@ballooni9447 Only the funniest joke made in existence
I like how he said "24 of his closest friends" but also included himself in that list of friends
Until he left the arena after he "died"
Your content has gotten to the point where I don't even question it I'm just like "huh. Long as Braden didn't give anyone advice, I'm sure everyone's alive."
I imagine Jacob just sitting against a tree pointing and laughing at everyone while he bleeds to death.
He "bleeds" to death. To be honest Jacob would totally fake his death just to become a sponser/spectator.
That seems like the Alpha way to go, man is too lucky to die by other people.
At this point I'd consider being Alpharad's friend a genuine occupational hazard.
Only internet funny man Alpharad would sentence his friends to the Lost experience
Yes
Exactly
And then immediately drown them in a tsunami
Not enough time travel
6:12 Love how Altrive snuggles with Jo, and then 6:25 Jo begs for death. xD
I love how such a simple, basic thing can become so absoloutely fucking magical with some creative storytelling
earthworm sally
i simply cannot lose
spoilers!!!
@@Alpharad ok dont look at my comment there are spoilers be careful
@@Alpharad oh no one piece spoilers
Hacker won!
I'm starting to think that being one of Jacob's buddies is never a dull experience.
or a safe one
That makes all of us.
Can confirm, we are always at risk of being stranded on an island.
@@adrisaurus Sounds like a prime opportunity to get revenge on those that owe you money.
Hackerling's Icon during this whole story just sells it with how evil and determined she was.
Even though Smash is what got him to this point, I’m glad that him and his channel have grown to the point where he can post so much other content besides Smash and it’ll still do really well.
Seeing the Internet Funny Man grow into this TH-cam sensation has made me so proud of him.
Keep doing you, Mr. Alpharad.
Hacker is the very definition of “if I had 8 hours to chop down a tree, I would spend 6 of them sharpening my axe”.
I didn’t mean you if that’s sounds mean sorry
@@justingustavodiaz3251 I think you have the wrong comment but erm...its fine?
The fact that Alpharad said “yet” about being even crazier gives me hope
"No, uh, not that insane yet"
I'm gonna hold you to that, Alpharad. Starting the counter for when you eventually do strand your friends on an abandoned island
honestly makes perfect sense that the sponsors love altrive. the pure and simple chaos of mr pikmin 4 himself is just crack for viewers
Adriana: "and you said No, i need to keep you alive for content."
Alpharad: "i wouldnt say that".
Hes right, he could probably say "i wont kill you, ill keep you under a management business. You know, for content. And charity. But mostly content. And charity."
"Hackerling thinks about winning."
THAT LINE IS STILL SO DAMN OMINOUS. hmmm, maybe I'll win, for the content, but i could spice things up and die...
even better that she did win tho
I’m legit gonna make this into a novel, no joke
This is definitely an interesting subject
How’s that novel coming?
How's the novel
First Copypasta Theatre, then the Unsolvable Escape Room, then Romeo and Juliet, then the normal ordinary dinner party, then the bounce house Olympics, and finally THIS! I don’t know what’s gonna happen next, but we do know Alpharad is torturing his friends and growing to control them, his fans, and soon the WORLD!!! He is a force to be reckoned with!!! He may not have won entirely yet, but he has DEFINITELY sent a message… watch out everyone… it’s Endgame now…
He already announced whats gonna happen in the first minute of the vid
@@B2.Benedajenzo Yeah I know
Did I die instantly wtf?
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The idea of just sitting in a tree watching the whole game and then dying of a random wound is so funny to me
The Adriana-Jules story arc is the most interesting part.
I love how even in the hunger games, altrive is still being the most wholesome.
Alpharad definitely has plans to eventually put his friends in mortal danger for content
Cheered for Hacker the entire time, I like to imagine after she won she just started singing her cover of “Make you happy” on all the corpses
not only sing but also do the dance
The moment they said “that’s ominous” about hackerling practicing archery and thinking about winning... I knew she would win.
5:07 I love this part. The edit and scream makes me laugh every time
Altrive just wants to snuggle with everyone, he is just a very wholesome guy
He’s so wholesome 😊
and then commits suicide
That’s a hit
Alpharad is starting to feel like Mr. Beast on a budget.
I mean that in the best way possible
I love how the story makes so much sense throughout the whole hunger games. I love that altrive snuggled with Jo and Jome, then killed Jules with them, just to commit suicide after Jo dies
Theory: alpharad didn't actually bleed out he was the gamemaster and just needed an out to leave the arena
Yeah that is definitely true
pikmin 4 casually beating up jules, sparing him, then killing him again, and then killing himself is probably the most pikmin 4 thing ever
I feel like it's literally impossible to predict what this man will come up with next. You never expect it but at the same time, it's somehow never surprising.
You know I'm starting to think that Alpharad isn't going through his villian arc; he just is the villian
For some reason Alpha actually leaving his friends on an island seems so much more believable than him running a simulation
“Skooch attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.”
Literally one second later I got an add, and the music in it had the lyrics “you can’t start a fire”
Guide to winning the Hunger games:
> Practice archery
> Think about winning
> Win
I used to do these with my friends a lot and the plots get so weird so quickly. someone did doofenshmirtz and everyone loved it, a few weeks after, we all agreed to put in something doofenshmirtz related thing and it was one of the greatest things I had ever seen. I need to get my buddies back and do one again.
I feel like no one is going to let Jacob order their plane tickets for them in fear of being content pranked onto a remote island.
So what your telling me is alpharad basically held a dnd session for computers. Respect on the highest order. Even after amibos he couldn't get enough of computers fighting to the death. What a guy.
The fact that I’ve used the same hunger games simulator and put my friends all in it so I could laugh makes me realize that me and alpharad could hang out
13:57 Alpharad's look here seemed to fuse surpised, confusion, and concern into one glare
Alpha is getting closer and closer to becoming a real life supervillain
I feel like Alpharad is slowly morbing into Chris McClain from Total Drama Island
He’s morbing into everything
It's morbin' time
I LOVE MORBIUS
@@TKHedgeHog I LOVE THE FAMSQUAD
Alright campers...
The Hunger Games simulator is neat, but is also completely random with no regard to anything. Murder Games does a lot better at both being able to customize team sizes (I've had over 200... contestants) and give them personalities and potentially items. It's even modifiable with a bit of javascript know how.
Hol up wait really???? That sounds sick af
Went and tested it, it was indeed much better
@@valarmis whats it called i wanna try
@@youngcj8308 it's in the original comment
Murder Games
Here are the timestamps for the events in this video for those of you who are interested:
The Bloodbath=0:39
Skillshare sponsor=1:30
-Day 1=2:17
Night 1=3:36
-Day 2=5:17
Night 2=5:45
-Day 3=6:22
Night 3=7:11
-Day 4=8:02
Night 4=9:03
-Day 5=10:17
Night 5=11:47
{Memorial for fallen tributes=11:48-11:54}
The rest of Night 5=11:58
-Day 6=13:17
{Another memorial for fallen tributes=13:41}
Surviving tribute count=13:49
TECNICALLY Night 6 according to the Hunger Games simulation Jacob(A.K.A Alpharad) has running on his computer:13:57
I did this with my own hunger games simulator
*"JAIDEN STRANGLES ALPHARAD TO DEATH"*
Toad smiling lifelessly with the caption "Jome receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor" is very intimidating
Let's see if any of his friends actually disappear to an island next time. I wouldn't be surprised, TH-camrs have done more.
This was filled with so much emotion, we love to see it
From the moment Hackerling thought of winning, it was over for everyone else..
Incredible visuals, compelling story; this is gonna break the box office
I NEED this to be a series where you simulate each game with different and returning friends and assorted TH-camrs each time, I absolutely loved this and need to see more!
It’s so predictable that Hacker would win. She is a force of nature, not only with her voice but with her absolute insanity. Behind the woomy smile, there is a demon below, lurking in the darkness, waiting for the right chance to strike. And of course she got that chance.
Remember that vr among us video altrive made when he gave hacker a hug and started screaming
@@ardsam6922 yup. Further proves my point.
Adriana's arc was one of the funniest things. Jules just helping everyone and ignoring her, Dash unaliving himself, so funny.
hacker's entire plan was just waiting them out and then killing the other guy
Everyone is talking about Hackerling practicing archery, thinking about winning, then getting only the last kill like a chad, but I`m just gonna say the funniest thing in this video for me was Pointcrow acting like a simp (especially to Serenide... you know he has obvious reasons for doing so XD) with his whole plot in this video involving women then suddenly snaps & starts trying to kill any woman he can find.
funny thing is, i would have 100% believed if Alpharad ACTUALLY stranded his friends on an island. he's just a silly guy like that sometimes.
I love that hacker was spending almost the entire time plotting to only kill one person out of their misery, This single video has made me scared of hacker
rest in peace altrive; you were wholesome to the end, and even after death your antiperspirant joke reigns supreme.
Honestly, I couldn’t ask for anything more of what this channel has become.
Absolutely love everything you do Alpharad.
That "Yet" is really ominous, and i can't wait for the video to happen
WHAT IN THE GHAT DAMN. THAT SPONSOR SEGWAY WAS TOO CLEAN
This guy is amazing.
The more he gets away with these ideas, I feel like the more insane he gets
I love how Jacob continues to show how creative he could be if he was an actual game show host. Wouldn’t be surprised if he hosts some kind of game show once he’s done here.
13:00 Misread the situation. Altrive got his explosives and his medical supplies mixed up. When he heated up his compress, it was actually a brick of plastic explosives
the only person's sponsor segments i'll watch due to somehow being actually entertained by them