Removing Sharp Objects from Your Face | ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2020
- Watch the “prequel” sequel “Ze Face Puncture Experiment” here: • Ze Face Puncture Exper...
A doctor at Arkham Sanitarium removes a large quantity of sharp objects that had somehow ended up being embedded in your face.
If you're new to the Arkham Sanitarium / Rift World universe that I created here on my channel, you can read more about it at my website: bit.ly/2JxoVcf
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Eldritch Regards,
E.R.
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Watch the “prequel” sequel “Ze Face Puncture Experiment” here: th-cam.com/video/0i9pw2Xr2f0/w-d-xo.html
Absolute genius, both of these videos have become my favorites for relaxing
Next level
No, that one sucks. Took over half the video to get started.
@@KingOfTheRoost no u
@@bobveinne2439 That meme died 2 years ago
I should've known the free acupuncture was a scam.
🤣🤣
arius - my first chuckle in a two days, nice
lmao oohh 😭😭
666 likes sorry i cant like
I wanna like your comment but it’s 666 so.
"There's no blood. Either that or you don't have any blood" *Me trying to hide the fact that i am a fungus*
an fungus
@@samred007 yeah im gonna edit
@@sas-eq4yz dumbass sas ass
I kind of like it saying "an fungus" better lol
Last of us theme plays
“I don’t know how doc, last thing I remembered last night is being drunk and looking up easy hedgehog cosplays”
This is so underrated
I agree
sounds like a fun saturday
600th like
@@fxckinnefor unliked and liked again, take that idiot
POV: You're that one drawer of random stuff that every dad has and refuses to throw away because 'I might need it for something'.
I feel called out on my dad's behalf
We have a drawer and closet of my dads random stuff
I don’t live with my dad so it’s just a drawer of straws, candles and McDonald’s sauces that my ma has collected over the years
My mom has a drawer like that and we've had the same 9V battery in there for years... we can't charge it and I'm pretty sure it's dead ;-;
Check to see if you find the screw.
Which one?
It's in the drawer i have stuff in.
The random drawer?
Yes.
Alternative POV: You couldn’t find the hay in the needle stack
Best thing I’ve ever heard all day thank you
@@helixgames_sw3537 I know this kid who thinks you're real, should I say I found your TH-cam channel or what?
@@rossanderson4156 yes, do that, and update us on his reaction
@@dimebag_jack105 I second this
I was thinking about commenting that, haha, you beat me to it 😂
“Does that feel better?”
“Apart from the 200 holes in my face I feel fine”
Never been better.
@@AtomicJay1 😂😂😂😂😂
*Sqeezes face* HUMANADE
Haha
your pores are clear as FUUUUCH rn
Any normal person: finding a needle in a hay stack
ER: finding a person in a needle stack
That made my day
Just like Sandy and Spongebob
do normal people find needles in haystacks???
Rift: “Does it hurt?”
Me: “I am bleeding everywhere.”
GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️
@@brelahwomack ??
@@brelahwomack no thanks, i have wayward compass.
@@brelahwomack stfu
@@brelahwomack ñ
The school nurse would just give me a mint and send me back to class.
Damn not even serious enough for ice cubes in a zip lock bag.
Trn_joni Dickhead
Y'all get mints? We just get a saltine
Ryan Ace Cervantes y’all get saltines we just got ice in a bag
Dandy Derby i used to fake hitting my leg every day so I could go to the nurse and get a pack of ice I could eat💀
Alt title: When you get jumped by skeletons from minecraft
Alfie Lawson underrated comment
Josh Mun agreed
And your friend decided to join in
@@Agent-ux2vo 😂
Why you aren't pinned by ER?
Us: * Face full of sharp objects *
The doctor: * Praying to Chtulhu, reminiscing his teachers, flirting with us *
GOD loves you and he wants to be in your life. Please let him him guide your life❤️❤️
@@brelahwomack No thank you, I don't want god to be in my life personally
Please, please, call him Kevin, Cthulhu’s only a nickname.
@@brelahwomack no thanks, I already have Jesus up my ass
@@brelahwomack ew no.
21:40 says we're halfway there 43:20 done. Absolute precision. Amazing🔥
What you love to see
damn. how did you even noticed though
@@ian-ht1nfremember dude, he’s a doctor from Arkham Sanitarium
👏 that 👏 is 👏 poggers 👏
@@S1VAM4S73Rnever comment again
This is the embodiment of how erasers feel when you’re bored
not my erasers tho, I chewed on them instead, stupid thing was I had to wait quite some time before I could use them after
Emil98 how do they taste?
Haha when you stab an eraser xD
@@420crim3 "xD"
Pain& Ch8ns from experience I can say that erasers are “eeh”, but a little bit of salt will highly improve the taste
Me: "2020 can't get any worse."
*Later*
Ephemeral Rift: "Wow. How did you get all those sharp objects stuck in your face?"
E
@@saturnlol6025 *albert entered the chat*
EEEEEE darn diddly dang
Darkmage1293 I like you profile pic aot❤️
Me: W-W HOW! WHAT THE-
doc, _are_you_sure_tho?_
ER: "How did this happen?"
Me: "Doc, I got to honest. I don't know but all I remember is Corvus...."
yes
It is though till he wiped out memories
"you have a large number of sharp objects embedded in your face"
thank you doctor, I was wondering why my face felt like a pin cushion, I'm glad I finally have a diagnosis
"That'll be $8,342.98 for the diagnosis, if you want them removed we'll have to call your insurance company."
Felix Gates Not in Finland LoL
*Well...I guess thats true*
@@finlandball2767 Username checks out
@@reecebenson6034 Doesn't it always?
Other asmr channels: "I'm gunna give you a nice face massage and apply some creams and moisturizers!"
ER: "I'm gunna pull sharp objects out of your face and apply an antiseptic."
jackdeathawsome both of these float my boat ⛵️
And thats why we love him
@@Xiassen Yup, that's why he love him!
Let's remember Angelicas video of her crucifying us, and honestly the rest of her videos and compare them with this
Remember talking squash
When you turn up the volume a bit cause it’s asmr and suddenly mr beast is yelling at you.
💀💀💀
I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU GO INTO YOUR BROWSER AND DOWLOAD HONEY
Not the honey ad 💀
MISTARBEAST
Anyone else get insane tingles just from him saying “Peculiar”?
yep
Peculiarly :D
ER: "are you in any pain?"
Me: yes, immense pain after a face hugger porcupine tried to attac-
ER: "No, quite peculiar"
Lil' Smarties
Nerves broke
I said Benjamin blew me up and he covers for him the calming bastard
Oh God face hugger porcupine hybrid....just *WHY?!*
This is proof science has gone too far
I do find it funny that he’s like if I wasn’t a doctor I would just look at this art 😂🤦🏻♂️ clearly the NHS needed to of left some doctors away from fighting the Coronavirus 🤷🏻♂️
High Admiral J.T. 1000th like
POV: your an eraser in a kindergarten classroom
pencil: let's dive in.
😂
*my algebra class
And primary school...And secondary school
My earazers
"Your face is a work of art as it is" me: oh stHAP *blush*
"Let me know if you feel any pain"
Oh yeah no pain whatsoever just the feeling of *NAILS BEING PULLED OUT OF MY FACE*
"Your feeling great? Good!"
Yeah sure
Adreline is a thinf
Theories so far:
1. Someone has a voodoo doll of us.
2. Clemmons or Corvus believed we had healing powers and decided to test it, and then were too lazy to remove the objects themselves.
3. Margaret took up sewing, and mistook us for a pin cushion. Wasn't aware that screws, nails, thumbtacks, and push pins aren't needed in sewing.
4. We fell off the cliff leading to "The Pit of Stuffed Animals and Giant Soft Pillows", which was very horribly named.
Was the pit next to it named Sharp Objects Valley?
Or it could be an experiment in acupuncture?
Sean Paige 5. all of the above
Theory 5 I forgot my Spanish lesson and the duo lingo bird got to me
yeah i go with 4.
Him: "Are you experiencing any pain?"
Pinhead: "I AM PAIN."
Who you callin pinhead
Amaree Sutton no I’m dirty dan your pinhead
*proceeds to blend Rift's face*
Almighty push
Almighty pushpin
How did I get all of these pins attached to all of my face... one word:
Corvus
I thought no one knows that's Corvus but I'm not the only one
@@RRTSMPlayz that video was the only reason I came back here to say that but I gotchu 😎
@@saularias365 ah you caught me
Relevant
i read that as coronavirus for somereason
I'm kind of disappointed he didn't start off with the "I hope you're doing well" while he looks at our mutilated face lmao
I knew that free acupuncture session was too good to be true.
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@@ItsAustin18 but I'm Canadian, i have free healthcare.
*_doctor please I'm slowly bleeding out to death please help me, doctor please stop whispering it's been 45 minutes I'm going to die-_*
It’s 5am and I’m currently wheezing at this comment
Well... that puts quite a turn of the story.
Posh English Narrator: "By the time the doctor had plucked all of the sharp objects from the patient's face, they had since bled out uncontrollably and turned the doctor's office into a Satanic swimming pool"
@@alextunneyware LMFAOO
@@alextunneyware i can imagine him sounding like the narrator from stanley parable.
him : “are you experiencing any pain in your face ?”
me : “yes , i have 200 paper pins in my face literally covering my face .”
him : “no ? okay .”
I fought an army of ninjas and vikings and millitary guys. That's the only reason this happend. I definitely didn't shove my face in my grandma's "biscuit" box
Imagine walking in a room and your dad is whispering to a camera buried in sharp crap
He went to go get the milk for my face... ;u;
this is the first time a comment has made me lol in real time
For real I want this man to be my father, he has the best variety of subjects in his channel and he seems so wholesome :' D
Honestly, I would be worried I'd bust out bark-laughing and ruin the take. Because you know these awesome ASMR vids look batshit insane I'm real time.
i wonder if he has a room dedicated to recording with a sign taped on the door
POV - you’re the thing people are looking for in Eye Spy books.
I just got a memory I forgot I had
Tsuyu Asui yeah I loved those books
BEST ONE YET!!
get 1M likes now
@@tsuyuasui2334 holy fuck, same
This is why I love thia channel, cause he isn't like the usual ASMR, he takes it up a notch and makes it a whole story XD
My mom would’ve been like- “this is what happens when you’re annoying to your siblings” 😭
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@@jackhutchinson5609 bro?
Tell me about it
Do you need therapy?
This must be what your phone sees when you've shattered the screen
Landon Puckett lol
Probably
Dude it’s a joke it’s not literal
Lol
It's what the FBI sees 😉
POV: You’re not Dirty Dan, therefore making you Pinhead Larry.
Who you calling a Pinhead?
No I’m dirty dan
steely dan
@@Strifeu ha
HAHAHAHAHA
Doctor pulls out a needle: “a sewing needle”
Me: “damn, that’s crazy”
Me " how did I get my self into this "
Him " your face is a work of art "
Me *cries in pain*
POV: you followed a DIY tutorial from 5 minute crafts
POV: you ARE a five minute craft
so we take this soda can.....
and 140000 needles later we have a bazooka that doubles as a zipline. it also has a 99.999999% chance of killing you.
Fa1nt Potato finally a funny pov comment
XD
Carefree by Kevin Macleod *plays*
ER: "Your face looks like a work of art."
Me: "Gee, thanks for *pointing* that out."
(•=•)> out
HAHA HA HAHA HA VERY FUNNY but seriously that's actually funny
Beautiful pun there
Guess you could say we were looking sharp that day 🤔
Exits this way ==>
POV: you're reading POV comments that are making fun of POV comments
I bet your one of those people to say “omg I never got so many likes before thank you so much!!!” Then put crying emojis at the end, fuck your.
Anti spelling correction and grammar activated.
@@SupaSillyThyme telling my friends this, typos and all, whenever they say something stupid, thank you
@@SupaSillyThyme sheeeeeeeeeeesh not the “fuck your” u killed them man
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Don’t you also hate when you accidentally get *various sharp objects* embedded in your face?
tenction it happens all the time
@@Izuku_Midoriya-oi2cx happens to me every Monday, really annoying after a while
Yes don’t you hate it
Who said it was an accident?
@@Necrom6 are you ok?
Uncle E: Do you know how this happened?
Masochists: *Sweating nervously*
Motivat0r :5 *sweats nervously while moaning softly*
@@asheru2649 *Confused screaming*
Can y'all not be horny FOR FIVE MINUTES
i feel c a l l e d o u t
Annika Greinke impossible
Me: [being virtually stabbed by a million tiny things]
My brain: magnet.
Precisely, your brain is a magnet
Who else is back here after watching "Ze face puncture experiment"
Me🚩
Me
I'm simply here to say :carbonated milk , now you may proceed
@@kriegsman7585 how about dehydrated water?
@@Gr33nP3as no thank you , I'll stick with carbonated milk
Me: Doctor please help there is thousands of sharp objects tearing my face apart it hurts so bad please help me
ER: *p e c u l i a r*
" *AHHHHHHHHHH....AHHHHH...AHHHHHEHHHHHHH* !!"
"And how does that make you feel?"
Last time I went to the ER they left me there for too long then a cyst on my ovary exploded
@@arithestinker9810 bruhh
Calleigh Hubick oh
@@arithestinker9810 damn
*Spongebob:* "Im Pinhead Larry!"
*Patrick:* "No, IM Pinhead Larry"
*Me, in the hospital with sharp things stuck to my face:* Guys...
I'm Dirty Dan
@@coolguyx14 No, I'M Dirty Dan!
Deadspace493 NO! I am!!! 😡
@@simoncowell6365 Quiet down, Lemon Fowl
Who you calling pin head...
anyone else just imagine Corvus laughing at this doctor like "HAHAHAHA this silly doctor is having no idea as to why zis patient is like zis" as he watches on his pineapple phone?
Eyyy
"Look, Doc- I get admiring what one considers art. So, if you wanna admire the helmet of screws, nails, and thumbtacks, just take however many pictures you need to, and save it for later. More power to you.
For now though, _please just get this crap out of my face."_
Him: are you feeling any pain?
*me with millions of sharp objects in my face*
Me: nAh nOt rEaLLy
tis but a scratch
No thanks
Sans The skeleton nice Monty python reference
I’m pumped with adrenaline after jumping into that needle stack so it doesn’t hurt now but it will soon so hurry please.
Oh it’ll take 45 minutes well my last words are gonna be all the regrets
Humst'ive
POV: you wanted to see what was in the yellow bin in the doctor's office
House of Beans I was gonna make this comment
Wild
Cursed
What..?
@@agiwithaname3192 Dr.s put used needles in a yellow hazard bin.....
Smh
I don’t know how this happened doc, last thing I remember was taking a walk into the thumb tac factory
Ze face puncture would like to know your location...
Imagine after that the real doctor comes in trough the door saying "who was that guy"
Every other ASMR channel: Welcome, we have a plethora of triggers such as barber and selfcare noises, relaxing delta waves and others such as nerve exams.
ER: Ah, I see someone has thrown a *fucking toolbox* at you. Sit down, I'll be your doctor filling in for our usual swamp creature.
When shit gets real in the garage
Lol gj
Your Last name is racist
@@fedra5873 ???
It says white
After this video it is 100% proven fact that Ephemeral Rift will never run out of ASMR video ideas.
This video definitely proves it
@@kairussj5_jaeger762 Facts
Him:"are you experiencing any pain"
Me:" WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW!"
ER: Do you know how this happened?
Me: I think the other doctors were pulling a prank on me while I was asleep, sir.
"There's no blood. Either that or you don't have any blood" *Mark Zuckerberg shivers nervously*
Either what?
@@F3yris Either the fact that there is no blood in the wound, or you don't have any blood at all :)
@@andylovesbats4566 oh that makes sense
*Shivers in raptile person*
*shivers*
What i see after i read that my cactus can grow healthier if i show affection:
Stfu
shut me yourself 😳
Iosaf No 🤮🖕🏽
@@iosaf9018 I know the other guy rejected but may I? 🥵
@@PPCAPOGAMING yeah of course, u seem polite
“So how do you feel?”
“Jimmy my every moment is agony.”
💀💀💀
@@jackhutchinson5609 lol
The best visual ASMR ever! My favorite trigger. I feel so blessed 😌✨ Thank you!
Where’s the pinned comment? Because without it it’s kinda pointless
ok you win
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Bud um Bshhhhh
we have a winner, everybody
He pulled it off already!
1:23 He trying to say peculiar as many times as possible without being awkward.😅😅😂
Ephemeral Rift: "Do you think someone at the sanitarium, may have done this to you?"
Me: "No, but I think it was one of your various twin brothers"
Rift: You didn't do this just to come see me, did you?
Me: *_sweats nervously_*
Very underrated 😂😂👍
😳
Me: well all I think is..
I was uh..
Sent by a plague doctor?
ER: “Do you know how this happened?”
Me: “So there’s this guy who calls himself Jigsaw...”
He find you too? Dwight didn't help me escape.
Ohhh hahaha I remember this scene in the movie
Take the hatch lmao
i guess he wanted to play a game
The mix of Dead By Daylight and Saw is hilarious to me-
the school nurse would just give me ice and send me back like DAMN TAKE THEM OUT
I guess you can say we got at-tack-ed.
That wasn't funny.
Beg for mercy
nah man made me laugh
I guess you "screwed" up the joke
"Staples, what were you using, a stapler?"
No, a printer.
It's funny because the printer at my college can staple shit! haha
We Are number one but its a youtube account
Printer: I am no longer going to be a regular printer, since I am not like others. I shall become a printer sTaPlEr-
OML LOL
I prefer the microwave
I swear if ER keeps inproving his videos every time he uploads he's gonna make a video that can make a person comatose in a minute.
Round of applause for the viewers watching this who had lots of sharp items INSIDE their face
Rift: “It’s quite beautiful in a horrific way. Like a work of art”
Will Graham: “This is my final design”
This isn't Corvus?
Kaaarm yep just noticed my mistake
That's some Ed Gein shit right there
Genesis Osuna For real lol
You'd think Will of all people could have the human decency to finish us off instead of leaving us in pain.
Me: 'Mom can we get an acupuncture?'
Mom: 'No, we have acupuncture at home'
Acupuncture at home:
This comment is gonna get a lot of likes, I'm predicting it.
lol
For once she's right, though.
Me laughing nervously because idk what that is
It's more of a street acupuncture. By your friendly ASMR hoodlooms
I can just imagine the amount of blood coming out after these sharp objects are removed
It honestly sounds very painful and possibly lethal, too
Him: Do you know how this happened?
Me: I was told to face my fears of sharp objects
POV: You’re reading comments that are “POV” comments.
oh look, the obligatory meta comment commenting on how the other comments are all the same. -_-
Just a regular memer You are very welcome sir/ma’am.
Ah, Hello there. Esteemed character, Michael Scott. From the hit show, The Office.
Hello
thank you micheal scott
The man had the opportunity to name it ‘The Ephemeral Rift Emergency Room’, or ‘The ER ER’, and he missed it. Damn.
What about Herr ER's ER
-"GUYS GET HIM TO THE ER!"
-"Which one?"
-ER'S ER!!!
😱
He already has a video called a visit to the er
TERER sounds like terror, which is why it's not included.
Who's back again after the magnificent prequel video Ze Face Puncture Experiment? :D
Me🚩
The doctor: “look at the way the light shines and the shadows dance on the objects”
Me: *sir are you going to remove them or not.*
Corvus heard i was having issues sleeping, so he was trying acupuncture... he didn't have the needles and just used whatever was laying around. Was strangely relaxing.
For some reason this sounds like I missed a video
I'm sure you probably passed out for several hours due to the pain, so I suppose it was an effective method.
No pain no gain
I don't have anything stuck on my face, but this video makes me feel like I do!😨
Leave it to corvus to make getting pricked with thumb tacks relaxing
Dr. T: "Technical"
Ephemeral Rift: "Peculiar"
Wilsa Wolf “Peculiar technicality”
@@redballoon9007 Hotel: "Triviago"
Wilsa Wolf ayyy dr T
@@redballoon9007 technical peculiarity
this is the video that introduced me to asmr, and to this day I still watch ephermal rift religiously and I just love his content, I know you prob wont see this rift, and I know you get insane amounts of these massages, but I do really mean this, you have helped me relax on a lot of occasions or just being nice background noise while working. i love talking asmr and you just do it perfectly with your interesting themes. thank you
I keep coming back to this. One of my fave asmr vids of all time
Me: *Screaming because I have a bunch of pins in my face at school*
The school nurse: *HeReS aN iCe PaCk*
Little Things have a wet paper towel
The school that still has a nurse.
I don't.
I spit my knee open at school once
They didnt give me a bandage or anything like that
They just put a wet green scummy paper towel on my 7cm cut knee (baring in mind I was in complete agony)
@@xLunar_Bearx dang.
*trash nurse*
not even an ice pack. my school nurse would give me a cough drop.
headcanon for this: we're an SCP/anomaly/creature whose face generates a strong magnetic force when we are stressed or anxious, so by giving us some relaxation, the field lessens and the metal can be pulled out.
That would actually be a really cool SCP
Do you mind if i draw this?
@@puddingcat4959 please would be pretty cool and funny
ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟʏ ᴀᴡᴇsᴏᴍᴇ.
@@puddingcat4959go ahead, I don't have a problem with this
Definitely one of your best videos hands down. I’ve been coming back night after night and this is one of the only things that can get me to fall asleep. Love your channel man. Keep on rockin
4 yrs ago and i still come back to it everyday
"When you said you got screwed, this is not exactly what I had in mind"
dont give him any ideas 😀
(flashbacks to the prequel)
Welp, now that you mentioned it-
"You have any Idea how these ended up in your face?"
me after meeting up with the Sharp Objects Man: *sweats*
This is one of those asmr videos that I frequently come back to. Love this one.
I love how he says “you were right” like someone saw him and said he was lying
“It must all be on the surface” as he’s UNSCREWING SOMETHING that would imply that it was deeper that the surface
He doesn’t want us to worry 😅
Maybe we just have thick skin
@SHTTRDMX [GD] no
That is why my theory is that you are dead and ER just couldn't care less
@@vstorm8339 explains where there is no blood
ER:"Are you experiencing any pain?"
Me: *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH SWEET GOD THE TACKS ARE IN MY EYES. AUUUGHHHH!!!!*
ER: "None whatsoever? GREAT"
Didn't know this was meant to simulate actual doctors.
Comment feels like a conversation with my friends
Me: Hey guys wazzup
My friends: *AHHHHHHHHHH OH SWEET GOD HE’S ALIVE!!!*
Me: nice to see y’all too!
@@bottleoflisterine7599 I..... have several questions of what happen before
@@replacableVessel It’s actually not very interesting. All I did was join a discord call and my friends acted like that. You get used to it
@@bottleoflisterine7599 i was thinking they killed and buried you, that is why they screamed XD
@@replacableVessel not yet. One of my friends has dibs on my first death
4:32
Him: it’s….
Me: beautiful isn’t it? (thinking it)
Him: beautiful in a terrific way
Me: am…am I in love?
I would love this video again but have it so when the objects are removed it makes a satisfying sound, where they come out silently a lot its missing something ,still a brilliant concept as always ER :D
I'm getting flashbacks from Sandy telling SpongeBob to find the hay in the needlestack.
ahhh, no...
Outrageous Gaming ahhh yes
I watched that 2 days ago
This takes ‘plucking away your negativity’ to a whole new level
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"Maybe it fells good, like getting a haircut. But instead of getting a haircut you're having sharp objects removed from your face." best quote ever