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To this day I can’t hear “bless me father, for I have sinned” without thinking of the joke about the prostitute getting the words wrong and saying “I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl”.
I worked with a great guy that I knew, in his off hours, was a religious leader. In this position, individuals could and would confess sexual sins. . . I often privately teased him by asking him for some names of naughty women. Of course, he always refused. One day in public I yelled, "Bill, I get it, you just don't want to share!" . . .
A man goes into the confession both and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I'm 50 years old, unmarried and having sex with a woman who is only 21." The priest retorts, "I see. But tell me my son, how long have you been Catholic? I don't remember seeing you at mass." The man replied, "Oh, I'm not Catholic. I'm Jewish." Puzzled the priest then said, "Then why are you telling me?" The man smiled and answered, "I told you, I'm 50, she's 21 and we're having sex. I'M TELLING EVERYONE."
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Thats one smart cookie...a jolly vacation and 5 lovelies to spend it with😂😂
I didn't see that coming 😅😅
Have heard this one several times before. Always a good laugh.
I am 83, and I heard this joke when I was ~15 years old. Good one.
Smart kid. That was a good one. 😆
5 good leads... 😂😂😂 Oh let's not forget vacation time!! 😂😂😂
That one was a hoot!!!
Many a true word said in jest! 🇬🇧🏴
Really funny guys! There's some planning on his part!😂
To this day I can’t hear “bless me father, for I have sinned” without thinking of the joke about the prostitute getting the words wrong and saying “I’m sorry daddy, I’ve been a bad girl”.
Omg, was not expecting that end 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THEY HAVE THE BIGEST CLEANEST HOME I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I was an alter boy. I wish I would have thought about this.
Oh my. Well that's one way.
😂Haha 😂😂 keep up the good work 😂😂😂
Four months and a vacation omg
You two are so funny! This has to be one of the best channels on you tube! hahahahaha
I worked with a great guy that I knew, in his off hours, was a religious leader. In this position,
individuals could and would confess sexual sins. . .
I often privately teased him by asking him for some names of naughty women.
Of course, he always refused.
One day in public I yelled, "Bill, I get it, you just don't want to share!" . . .
A man goes into the confession both and says, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. I'm 50 years old, unmarried and having sex with a woman who is only 21." The priest retorts, "I see. But tell me my son, how long have you been Catholic? I don't remember seeing you at mass." The man replied, "Oh, I'm not Catholic. I'm Jewish." Puzzled the priest then said, "Then why are you telling me?" The man smiled and answered, "I told you, I'm 50, she's 21 and we're having sex. I'M TELLING EVERYONE."
Saw that coming but still funny!
Awesome
GOOD ONE!!😂
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
THAT is a good one! 😂
Awesome
I know a good one that ends in ...coke and chips.
NOW I have a Reason to go back to church!
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Nothing like the classics.
😂Crafty or genies boy...do they still have alter boys?
Since the Church now allows GIRLS in the sanctuary, we simply call them "altar servers".
Yep... That’s how it works....
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The Lead keeps neglecting the fact that Arrington was the holder of the purse strings of both the DA and the Judges while arguing cases before both of them. Had to be a violation of ethics code as an elected official and also as an attorney.
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Omg! That's all l can say guys! 🤩🤩🤩🤩😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👍
That one's old enough to have a snowy white beard by now....
Sorry to say it's been going on for thousands of years.
Brilliant child.
I know what I'm doing on my time off. 👍👍
Love the jokes 😃
That's an old one.
This couple is cute and so funny. I would like to know where they live. I would like to be their Neighbours.
Genius
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Smart kid ;)
Also you have a kettle don't see many of them outside the UK
Mary is so beautiful
Or she is very beautiful 😊
how do i get a short joke to you guys?
I don't like lists, Clive. Lists tell you too much about the people who make them. - 1990 the russia house.
Not right.
excellent 😳‼️👊🔥🥂
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