Jev, please bring this series back. Watched it back when it released and coming back now i realize just how perfect of a chef you are. Copied step by step and my eggs are now better than Gordan Ramsey's
“Im afraid i’m going to burn the house down” *has an electric stove* edit: This is the first time i’ve gotten more than 2 likes on a Jev video, thanks 🤠
Challenge accepted: Jev makes Pâté of roasted indigenous legumes, paired with a compote of seasonal berries, served on hearty sprouted wheat bread Seems easy
Congrats on 3 million subs brother, been watching you for years, since before you had 1M subs. Keep up the great work man, you're one of my favourite TH-camrs 😋❤
the best series on yt
Why did aImost no one see your comment?
WTF Guy fr 😂
So true
Bruh why are all of the comments new
Prx1anity because we’re stalking jevs channel
“Eggs aren’t perfect, you’re perfect”
-Jev
No, Jev is perfect.
@@doomerson1*glares at alexis
"No, you're breathtaking"
Senior quote right there
Diegoxd6123
Imagine Gordon Ramsay yells at him once, then Jev just starts snapping at him, full of rage
I liked this then realized you no longer had 69 likes so I unliked it. Enjoy your 69 likes
you're DOOOOOOOOOGSHHHHIT!!!
I cant FUUUUUUUUCKING COMPETE
It would be Requis all over again
The ultimate battle
The one man Gordon Ramsey is afraid to yell at.
GSR 02 underrated comment
the one man gordon ramsay can get outyelled by
Lol that would be halarious seeing them scream at eachother lol. Like the meme were 2 mototorcycle guys are yelling lol
First the LMG’s, then the shotguns, now it’s the C-fucking 4
XD this needs more likes
I love how supportive your girlfriend is. It's the sweetest thing. Lol
DAMC MINI *starts singing the sweetest thing by u2*
Same I learned how to cook eggs when I was 7
John Relg weird flex but ok
its bc she knows who pays the bills
@@noobcommando OH SHIT LMAAAAO
1:38 that “really” was the most beautiful childlike laugh and face I’ve ever heard/seen jev make
Jev: “why does it sound like a porn set”
Alexis: “smells like one too”
Jev: takes the biggest breath of his life
her name is alexis too
why234 that’s not a coincidence
How she knows
@@areslothbrokz8587 oh shhiiit
Hi
“You don’t scramble it in the pan”
Jev: “REALLY?”
I lost it at that part
I mean, where i live (mexico) we do scramble them in the pan
Actually we do scramble them in the pan
shobes are god I’m Mexican-American and my family scrambles them in the pan
I scramble them in the pan
I’m so sad that he said he’s not doing Jev’s Cafe anymore
Jev should try and make beef Wellington from Gordon Ramsay’s cook book 😂
He wouldn’t have the patience
That book would end up on fire somehow
@@Kaypers Jev would end up on fire...
Bargil or food poisoning
anyone else get hard from jev in the chefs outfit lmao
Who else isn’t bored anymore now that jev uploaded
👀
The video is over and I’m bored again
Me 😂
Only for 7:46 😥
Precision If you're a real OG, check out my latest video! :) its got a lot of cursing.
"It smells like a porn set."
Jev: *takes a huge whiffed
Love that guy 😂😂
Jason Harp I woulda asked how she knew that
Lol..I wonder how she knows what a porn set smells like
Jev: "why does it sound like a porn set.."
Alexis: "smells like one too.."
Jev: *smells deeply*
Humble LOSR only way to make it smell like a porn set is to cook fish
Meme Master eggs are fish
You don't know what they're doing behind the scenes...
Lolz
O uh what
Challenge accepted: Chocolate Chip Cookies from Scratch (Jev's Cafe)
Yes
Fuck man I love these videos but they make me so unbelievably hungry
Yes
Yes
300th like
Jev x Gordan Ramsay collab.
We are all waiting.
For the next jevs cafe follow along with Gordon Ramsays beef Wellington tutorial
That's like telling him to kill himself.
@@Viktorreznov1942 precisely
That’s pretty easy if he has a tutorial
@@tagdayley you do it that shit is the stupidest shit in the world
SloshyVEVO Bruh stfu you do it and upload it to your channel.
you know damn well jev got so many egg shells in those eggs💀
BrazyCisco deadass bro. Dont know why he was squeezing them shits like a child😂
Always. Entertaining. People.: You squeeze children?
SloshyVEVO how a child would squeeze eggs*
Dubem Nwizugbo: Lmfao that makes more sense
SloshyVEVO bruuuuh OBVIOUSLY!! Wymmmm?!?! Dont ask silly questions my guy
7:11 sounds like a threat
jev should try and make hamburgers for his next episode of “JEVS CAFE”!
GT Batz this needs more likes
His house would burn down
The fact that Jev doesn’t know how to crack eggs just proves he plays video games all day long.
LJD he proved he does in multiple videos.... literally saying that’s all he does 😂
LJD if you know Jev then you know that’s what he does
@JJ6K No, obviously he works at his his perfectly functional cafe.
I don’t know how to crack an egg and I don’t play games all day long
Lmao it worries me
Me watching this while the entire World is being told to stay inside because of the Corona Virus and every grocery store is out of eggs
HerO_Dead_Eye and the worst part is there is no more jevs cafe :(
ha ha u have no eggs i have chickens so we get 6 eggs everyday
It didn’t get any better😭
@@stonybalony3744 still not bro 😭
Among us
Jevs fanbase is so great
We're all perfectly content just watching him make an egg.
God complex his channel is changing for the better
Jev: Were gonna make this into a full on entree
*ADDS CHEESE*
His cooking skills in a nutshell......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Jev, please bring this series back. Watched it back when it released and coming back now i realize just how perfect of a chef you are. Copied step by step and my eggs are now better than Gordan Ramsey's
Gordon Ramsay Exists
Jev: Im about to end this man’s whole career
"Am about"
TrashKiddo Ramsay*
TrashKiddo Kakegurui?
the dumbass Trashkiddo exists
Spelling and grammar: I'm about to end this mans whole career
Alex straight up ended my career
He jumps more cracking eggs than playing a horror game😂
Wellll. Idk about that😂😂
Andres Rodriguez you must not have ever watched him play a horror game
not sure about that boss
Andres Rodriguez watch him play resident evil 7
This man has been surviving off of swedish fish alone for 25years
Challenge Accepted: Wear a Sub Zero costume while playing Sub Zero in Mortal Kombat 11
I really really like this idea
NCRAssass1n135 yes please
This must happen
NCRAssass1n135 500th like😩
In a room that is zero degrees
Challenge accepted:try to do Gordon Ramsey’s burger tutorial he just uploaded
Yes
And then tweet Gordan Ramsey the picture of it done
“Im afraid i’m going to burn the house down”
*has an electric stove*
edit: This is the first time i’ve gotten more than 2 likes on a Jev video, thanks 🤠
doesn't even really matter. You'd have to be braindead to burn your house down cooking.
WutTheDeuce I mean... this is Jev we’re talking about
yea what a dumbass, everyone knows electric stoves cant get hot
DeathsTacoIsHere you must be stupid. Because Electric stoves don’t get hot. Dumbass
@@WutTheDeuceGaming ig I'm brain defuzn,titiat8sRU,ztr,>☆{□♡@
This all started because Gordon Ramsay followed him on Twitter
God bless Gordon Ramsay
For Real?
ApeX MoDs yea man meg mentioned it on one of his vids
It started when jev read porn comments and people challenged him to make a chicken parmesan
@@iguessso2194 ur capping
@@Imbetterthanyou_ watch reading pirn comments
I'd like to see you make a lasagna and a pie.
the first two are yummy but creme brulee ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Squinqz's Life ur weird
@@foretell6819 To be fair, I like creme brulee... sometimes. depending on who makes it lol
Maybe some creme de la penis
@@operatorkore701 ну это просто глупо... pfft
3:53 Never have I known there to be such a great way of saying "it's just part of the charm"
Cant burn that house down if it's flooded 💀
Thats dark af
A real American how?
Max Garcia you must not watch Jason often huh?
Max Garcia u don’t wanna know
You'd be surprised
Challenge accepted: Jev makes Pâté of roasted indigenous legumes, paired with a compote of seasonal berries, served on hearty sprouted wheat bread
Seems easy
In other words. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
what language are you speaking!?
Cloakz_Rogue the language of the gods.
ABE ....i don’t speak Italian
Abdi It's French
The dynamic between these 2 is amazing, I can feel the wholesomeness through my phone.
0:05
*me walking to the teacher and asking if i can go to the bathroom
teacher: i don't know, Can you ?
whundr ツ That shit is annoying teachers tryna be smart n shit
I remember those days 😂. Teachers know damn well you gotta ask and then want to get smart when you just gotta piss
I’m 17 and Jev really did just teach me how to make eggs I never cook breakfast 😂😂😂 thank you honestly
Its easy you'll get better over time and start adding different stuff to the eggs. 👍👍
Add milk too
@@ClutchTacticsGaming I been making eggs since I was like 7. It's like my go to breakfast. Quick and easy
This is not the right video to watch if you want to learn how to make eggs...
That’s just sad bruh....
teacher: smile it’s monday i’m happy to see you guys
me: 0:10
Jev you should wear your headset when you cook in Jev's Cafe
No Crème Fresh?
No taking the pan off the heat and stirring?
No salt and pepper to taste for seasoning?
Gordon Ramsay would be FURIOUS.
@sus no
@sus why so toxic?
He adds salt chief
Unknown Entity it’s basically British Sour Cream
@4Rus facts lol
Petition to bring this series back
I love the addition of his girlfriend in the background😂😂
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jev needs to keep he in the next video
is it bad im genuinely learning to cook from this series? ps we need more jevs cafe
yes
Just Vison yes
No i am to bro
You should be able to cook eggs by 5 lmao
@@thegoatboy9916 I'm 3
Its funny how he can break a controller so easily but cant crack an egg 😂😂
Challenge accepted: watch Gordon Ramseys video on how to make the perfect scrambled eggs😁.
He'll get lost in that video after 45 seconds
Everyone here are retards it ramsay not ramsey 😑😑😑
Sekander Issaqi it’s
Should’ve done Gordon Ramsey’s burger he did for his 10mill special
MAKE THIS TOP COMMENT BOIS
You should put an edit saying make this topic comment so he has too😆
Seeing the Oreos in the background motivated me to leave my apartment to go buy Oreos.. Thank you
You should try to make a burger, keepin it simple
Challenge accepted: Get Gordon Ramsay to teach you how to cook
_error.EXE.macro_ and have jev teach him how to quick scope
I’ve been making scrambled eggs for atleast 5-6 years now and this is by far the most accurate recipe available to the public
"eggs aren't perfect, you're perfect".
God I love this man ❤️
nobody:
jev: *manages to blow up egg
1:53 : Grown man gets scared by egg breaking
Challenge accepted: Try to build a desk from IKEA
NO
Why do I feel like JEVs girlfriend is the man in the relationship?
i mean in a traditional household up until around the 80s and 90s the woman would do most of the cooking and other chours around the house
The fact that Jev dosen't know how to cook an egg?
Oden2552 If you find the right girl, this is still the case! 😉
He looks so much happier before 2020
0:08 when u know its gonna be a good video
Love how the fire extinguisher is conveniently placed nearby
Please bring this series back
when you realize Jev has merch at the bottom of the description.
who else didn't know?
if you didnt know then...just smh
you better go buy some merch now to redeem yourself
Who* sorry that was annoying me soo much
@@traae2347 haha thank you, I just fixed it. I didn't even notice the typo
Gf: “you don’t scramble in the pan “
Jev: Really !?!
Robert Edgar 3?!!!!!
watching jev break eggs is better then spectating warzone solos at 4am
Man jev has achieved next levels of entertainment
if you shake an egg for 30 seconds then break it the yolk is perfectly in the middle.
Huh😂
Dude, I lose sleep over shit like this
No wait
Challenge Accepted: Make another episode of Jevs cafe where you do an mk11 inspired dish
The exploded head of the people that sub zero fists for his fatality😆
Dude you need help
Tyler Roberts shut the hell your mouth
@@tylerroberts9556 fuck the up shut
_error.EXE.macro_ wait...is it illegal or somethin 😐😫😱
I miss this series
Challenge accepted: use your old equipment and play mw3
He went from teaching us how to make ramen to cooking eggs.
He’s stepping up, we’re so proud!
Next step he will cook a veal parmesan.
Kate Russell that would be everything!!
My shit literally froze at 0:09 mid dinner, tell me why I spent my entire meal staring into Jason’s soul. Best dinner I had in a minute.
*jev looks like the type of dude to burn down the house trying to make a peanut butter sandwich*
I died laughing when he got a straight face asked about the spot on the egg . Then jump cutted to "dont be alarmed of freckles on eggs "
"You scramble them in a bowl you dont scramble them in a pan" "REALLY!!!" 😂😂😂
*Says doesn’t want to burn the house down, has a fire extinguisher in the background*
And an electric stove
He did EGGCELLENT, EGGACTLY AS HE SHOULD 😊
Filip Beben rude
@@filipbeben7884 oh my 💀💀
Love your twitch streams
Filip ben was a failed abortion lol
Question: I think this is on everyone’s mind. How the hell do you know what a porn set smells like? Love your streams btw :)
2:54 AHAHAHAHA THIS HAD ME DYING 💀😂🤣
I love how jev is giving instructions to us but he’s actually just instructing himself xD
YES!!! When jev uploded i wasnt bored anymore. 🙂🙂🙂
Jev to Gordan: "YOU CANT COMPETE!!!!!"
The first time I've ever liked a video before watching it
Imagine how shook Jev’s gonna be when he finds out that you can crack an egg w/ one hand.
rυshεεηa You can also do it with both, doesn‘t matter lol
We need moar of this! Also it's hilarious how he breaks open the eggs
Same day Gordan Ramsay hits 10 mil subs
Coincidence 🧐
0:10 my face when I have to adult in this case cooking
what
WE NEED THIS IN 2022 COME ON
JEV: "makes scrambled eggs"
VEGANS: SavE tHe PlaNet, Go VEGan. DoN'T kILL AniMALS!!!!!
Steven Moses
I don't see any of these comments. Most of them are just roasting him for not knowing how to crack an egg.
Day 24 of asking jev to do a pod cast talking about the eagles with edp445
NEVER HAVE I THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW
Yes
This what we need
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!
i’ve been watching jev forever and he still hasn’t changed fkin luv this guy
I love jev, but goddamn he is the most self-doubtful person I’ve ever seen 😂 great video as always man!
Jack McGinnis couldn’t have explained it better and that’s why I love the guy lmao
Better than being egotistical
Exactly
@@greigns7781 youre saying it like its a bad thing? its hilarious and it adds character plus hes my spirit animal lmao
Jev:
No one:
Also jev: says everything in a tutorial even tho he doesn't know what he's doing
"You're perfect,eggs aren't" thanks Jev
Cook some food with your headset on i can't reconize you
"That one song about whipping it" ur so white but I love it lol
0:09
The face you make when you buy a bundle in warzone and get nothing out of it
The face you make when you get a bundle and you get a pair of FUCKING PANTS
This is faculty correct
Challenge accepted another mincraft vid. The first one was funny
Congrats on 3 million subs brother, been watching you for years, since before you had 1M subs. Keep up the great work man, you're one of my favourite TH-camrs 😋❤
the attention to detail is brilliant! even the background music is from "I Am Bread" , good job chef Jev!
I’ve never used a bowl when making eggs... have I been living a lie this whole time?
Well most people do it with a bowl but if you watch Gordon Ramsey, he does it completely different from most regular people
I feel like a professional already following these steps😌
Mans getting married
Update he got married
Since when did he say that
@@ahzneiwilliams3179 since he got married
Bruh did the opposite of making an egg lol 😂
He birthed the egg?