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jeff wanted to tell that vinny story so bad he spent the next 10 years trying to get famous so he could tell it to a million and a half people on the internet.
Its probably just cause im dense as fuck but am I the only one who cant make total sense of this comment? The way its phrased is throwing me off and idek what its trying to say...
That's a fact.... I know Vinny too n his friend was Vinny's barber. He's not lying one bit.. lol... Ohh I worked with Jeff too we were the most talented barbers there. I'm just stating facts.
Babycakes Delarosa yes! Because if I’m being honest Vinny is kinda annoying lol Jeff would’ve just knocked him right on out the way with his looks and personality
im glad jeff isnt tho bc jersey shore is like washed up ppl like when i think of jersey shore i think dumb annoying pointless like ppl who watch reality tv BUT only abt douchebags like every person on jersey shore is annoying asf and i wouldnt want jeff falling under that catagory
I actually like Jeff. Dry sarcasm and able to make fun of himself makes him enjoyable to watch. People who can actually look at themselves and say “what the fuck was I doing” makes them relatable
Shalom poop it’s been nine years since he went to jail it’s cringe to still talk about it you think he feels like talking about that shitty time in his life
Jeff’s laugh is the cutest thing ever and the fact that he can apologize to Matt but still make fun of him is hilarious! Jeff was sexy back then and still is today
Mimi jrl didn’t really intend to throw shade i just meant jeff is the only one who can make videos on his own without a live audience or other people to interact with. he makes you feel as if you’re there with him just chillin in his house
I find this funny asf cause I literally came across jeff in a bad girls club clip 😂😂😂 Everybody's comment went along the lines of "omg is that jeff", and I'm like who tf is jeff.. So I did my own research and now I am here. LMAOO YOU'RE GREAT JEFF
Omg when was Jeff breaking down and could barely keep watching himself “I hope this corona virus takes us all out.. I hope it gets the internet deleted” I lost it 😂😭😭
Jeff on the tv show: “I’ll buy your family” “Why’d I keep saying that line?” Umm....yeah..I think you know why and knew what you were doing based off who u were saying that to.. and honestly, I was waiting for that kind of comment to jump out seeing she was like the only woman of color 🥴😕
Why can I just imagine it so easily mike waiting for the perfect opportunity to pull Jeff aside when no ones around like a weasal something like “ayo Jeff i got some important info for ya.. I just feel you should know.. “ and then just sitting back and waiting patiently for it to pop off between Jeff and vinny 😂
“i’ve always wanted to play the villain” *whips out mug with his mugshot on the mug* *nonchalantly takes a sip* ever since i started watching jeff more often , i started to laugh like him 😭
Jeff's fake crying sounds just like his real laugh when he's uncomfortable 😂
As a true sociopath does 😂
I have never heard anything more true 😂😂
What if he’s always real crying
Is he laughing or crying??😂😂😂
yeah just listen without watching 6:40
When this quarantine is over jeff needs to get vinny on the barbershop and have his mom pick him up at the end
That would be fuckin hilarious
I LITERALLY SCREAMED LMAO
i mean---- that's video would get stupidly many views... bring snooki to sit in jonas chair!
los Gen
jef please can you do it. please jeff. please. jeff please can you it
yes
When Jeff was on jersey shore, David was 10 let that sink in.
Loool
i-
he was actually 12 lmao
KAYLEIGH VUITTON so he’s only 6 years older than him. That’s not much
H M he’s 8 years older
whenever jeff laughs he sounds like he's crying inside
aryana I love his laugh lmao
Because he is lmao
His nervous laughter kills me every time I hear it 💀 🤣
Alayna Allen same lmao
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"I've always wanted to be a villain"
*holds up mugshot mug*
Eli Dresser what an icon
Jeff’s giggles cringing at himself gives me life
What
*@Kai Cross*
I hate people.
nora 노라 I hate myself
*@Kai Cross*
same
nora 노라 probably why we are both here
i physically can’t describe how funny i think jeff having his mugshot on his mug is-
Well to be fair its pretty hard to physically describe anything...
@@deepinmythots752 lolololol
He says “I’ve always wanted to play a villain” as he holds a cup with his mugshot on, nice
6:09
That's the joke...
@@deepinmythots752 I know, just thought I'd point it out lmao
@@deepinmythots752 nice dots....
I never realized how funny jeff is until he filmed all by himself
Summerhd420 I agree he’s the only one who’s actually funny on his own
Or till he started reading 8:00 🤣🤣🤣
They are testing with the people from Africa :(
he puts on that persona around people obviously for the humour of it but him just being real and actually himself is the best imo
dis big facts tho
Jeff is always roasting people even when he is apologizing lol. What a savage
thats the staten island way lol
Hahaha he gives backhanded compliments with both hands.
Sean, I’m going to tell all the kids at school that you’re hiding the closet.
Walker Flocker ?
Walker Flocker Are you alright?
jeff wanted to tell that vinny story so bad he spent the next 10 years trying to get famous so he could tell it to a million and a half people on the internet.
He is that level of petty.
2.8
💀 😭
When you're so early that there aren't comments about how Jeff has serial killer vibes but is still really attractive and funny
@BRIANNA JOSCHER 719 2020 theyre the worst
That is every comment
tbh
People probably are like his laugh sounds like a serial killers but I love it!!!😂😂
don't forget the "i cAn NevER tELL wHeN jeFF Is jOkINg oR NoT haHa omg" comment
Jeff’s like an unbothered person but when he is bothered he just roasts everything
Lol fr. And i love it
nobody:
Jeff: "that's my secret, I'm always angry." SMASHHH!
I see proof that when jeff isn’t on camera, he’s either listening to music or watching videos about marvel movies, what an interesting fella.
Timestap
dante arias it’s when he’s on TH-cam
Don't forget the cage fighting LOL
such a spy!
@@ryanchadwick4705 cage fighting??
Jeff's personality is 100% His sense of humour LMFAOOOOO
You thirstyyy 😌
@@skittlesandmayo8642 For Jeffreyyy 😂
Its probably just cause im dense as fuck but am I the only one who cant make total sense of this comment? The way its phrased is throwing me off and idek what its trying to say...
@@deepinmythots752 You’re not the only one
@@deepinmythots752 The things he finds funny makes him have a likable personality
Vinny knew that you’d steal the spotlight if they gave you a mic.
morgan alexander Lol or its really just 2011 Mike trying to start drama within the cast like always😂😂
morgan alexander im ur 1000th like lmao
That's just facts ...
Frfr he toke a check from Jeff and that's messed up..
Definitely! Jeff is attractive and funny. Vinny knew
Jeff's dry humor is single-handedly getting me through COVID-19.
Truman Andrus without a doubt
Sorry did you say Jeff gave you a dry cough? Sorry have you got the rona buddy? Sorry but I think Jeff gave you the rona bud. Sorry.
@@JDSvideoz did you even read what he said?
Jabs Jabs oh buddy have you got a dry cough too? Oh buddy im sorry bud.
@@JDSvideoz ???
Vinny was threatened by Jeff’s good looks
Yeah they were both hot af and Jeff gave him competition🥵 😂
I wanna like your comment a thousand more times cos your accurate af!
Trueee af
That's a fact.... I know Vinny too n his friend was Vinny's barber. He's not lying one bit.. lol... Ohh I worked with Jeff too we were the most talented barbers there. I'm just stating facts.
jeff would have probably out Guido’d him
Yo Vinny was low key jealous Because we all know if Jeff would’ve ever been on jersey shore there would not have probably been no Vinny 😂😂😂😂😂
If you really think about it, YEAH I just thought about, they so would’ve
Yeah because Jeff looks better
Babycakes Delarosa yes! Because if I’m being honest Vinny is kinda annoying lol Jeff would’ve just knocked him right on out the way with his looks and personality
Jeff was too young. He's 3 years younger than Vinny, you have to be 21+.
im glad jeff isnt tho bc jersey shore is like washed up ppl like when i think of jersey shore i think dumb annoying pointless like ppl who watch reality tv BUT only abt douchebags like every person on jersey shore is annoying asf and i wouldnt want jeff falling under that catagory
anyone: so where'd you get your start
jeff: don't--
This is like the hood version of a Christmas Carol where Scrooge learns nothing
Matthew Glick lmfaaooo
😂
r/rareinsults
Shut up bro
Jeff: “this comments hurt my feelings”
Also jeff: *only read hate comments
I actually like Jeff. Dry sarcasm and able to make fun of himself makes him enjoyable to watch. People who can actually look at themselves and say “what the fuck was I doing” makes them relatable
Whoever edits these does a perfect job complementing jeffs personality.
David Izmailov Jeff edits these lmao
David Izmailov it’s really because he talks like a passive aggressive serial killer
Actually Oscar edits these
Look at description you butthead
Oscar and Kyle are the BEST editors 🏆 ❤️
No one:
Jeff: Only reads the mean comments about himself
Why are there no comments on this
@@David-cz8xi cuz they are bot likes
Wkend fr?
@@takeoutthetrash6925 yep
@@user-dz1em2cc5s did the guy pay for them
His face when he cringes at his old self is fantastic. His voice gets about 2 octaves higher. 🤣
Wait you were the Jeff that couldn’t pay 32 dollars, noooooo 😂😭
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
Probably he just didn't wanna pay for a drink for a girl that either wasn't gonna fuck em or he didn't think she was worth it
He's just so unapologetic and it honestly makes him so iconic
What does he have to apologize for?
He apologized multiple times but still I agree lol
Jenny Pruitt he literally started the vid by apologising to Matt 😂😂
@@chels1717 di Im not saying he needs to , but did he really?😂🤷♂️
I conics is maybe too mych
No one: ...
Jeff: calling Matt a rat then dramatically slurping a La Croix...😂😭🧃
His new yorker personality getting surprised when someone says "I love you" is great
NOTHING absolutely NOTHING is funnier to me than when jeff deadpans that his feelings are hurt. i'm crying
"I hope this virus take us all out"
"I hope this virus gets the internet deleted"
Damn Jeff relax
Shady Yam lmao
Shady Yam this man is savage
Stop quoting him my god it’s so cringe. Your begging for views
MadButGlad You’re* also begging for views? I think it’s likes...
@@madbutglad2050 bruh
jeff's so hot that nobody's gonna talk about the fact that he couldn't pronounce pennsylvania
Julianne Velasquez penISylA
Pencilvenia
he read officers as others too 😭
Julianne Velasquez LMAO
Peninsula
No one absolutely no one:
Jeff: Has a mug of his mug shot
He left the part out in BGC when he spit on her.
Jeff looked like the kinda guy who would shout at people out his buddies car window as they drove past and fist pumped
JDSvideoz lmao 😂
A scrub 😓
Jeff: I wanted to be a bad guy.
Also Jeff: they edited me to look like a bad guy! >:(
i
''i want to be the bad guy'' him also sipping out of a mug with his mugshot on.
Matt: “Love you buddy”
Most normal people: “ah thanks seya bro”
Jeff: “Uhm well I love myself too...”
huh?
dom eats food if you watch the whole video you’ll see what I’m talking about dude
I started cry laughing when he tried pronouncing “Pennsylvania”
"I've done a lot of wrong in my life..... I smoked a cigarette when I was young"
*completely excludes that you went to jail
Why did he go to jail
@@shalompoop4798 Drug charges I believe. Google it if you rly wanna know.
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Shalom poop it’s been nine years since he went to jail it’s cringe to still talk about it you think he feels like talking about that shitty time in his life
@@jonmann4980 no :(
Sorry for asking, curiosity really peaked in me
No one:
Jeff: peninsula..? Pencil? Pennsylvania 💀
he said mf pennisula lmaoooo
dJ miggy HAHAHAHAHAHA
Peninsula* go to school guys
Antonio Calixto lmao why are u trying to correct US when we are just repeating the way jeff said it ? lmao
Irene Kon but peninsula is an actual word that he said
Every time Jeff talks about New York his accent becomes 10 times more pronounced 😂... its hot tho ngl
Jeff you can literally film all by yourself from now on. This is hilarious
jeff is so attractive that I have to tell myself I'm a straight male frequently lmaoo
Jeff is so attractive that I have to remind myself I’m a lesbian frequently 🤣
I think I have news for you both.
p00ner1sm 😂😂
p00ner1sm that killed me lol
@@p00ner1sm perfect line hahahaha
Jeff’s laugh is the cutest thing ever and the fact that he can apologize to Matt but still make fun of him is hilarious! Jeff was sexy back then and still is today
lmao hes like 30 too 😂
Kiki people look their best in their 30s, younger people just look puffy.
@@hibiscusflower5911 lmao true
“Can I delete the internet and start over?” 😂😂
“Who puts this on a news site?”
Jeff check your sources 😂😂😂
Vinny didn’t want you to be on the show because he knew you’d steal the show
Jeff is always roasting people even when he is apologizing lol. What a savage
follow @uzislostshoe on instagram for sum funny ass memes
Jeff: “those comments hurt my feelings”
He’s too much! I love his personality! 😂
the vinny story 💀💀💀his mom picking him up at the end is the most hilarious ending
normal people reacting to themselves: omg so cringe haha
jeff: I hope this virus wipes us all out.
No one:
18 y/o Jeff: Fahgedaboudit!
😂
when jeff said alexa turn the lights off, mine did too LMAOOO ty jeff
Damn he really reacting to a video he made when he was 18. Now 19 and so wise. What a transformation.
Jeff: *apologizes to matt*
Matt: that was really sincere, i forgive you. I love you.
Jeff: uh... I love myself too
*that's why we like him*
What did Jeff do? why he apologize to Matt?
gisca stannia watch Jeff’s last video for context.
*_vanessa_* no matt ratted them out in a prank with the cops and now jeff calls him the rat king
He's joking ahah.. I'm like that too telling people you love them is so corny.
i love jeff’s genuine side. His content is really good, such a good sense of humor
Do you remember when he was on BGC and completely disrespected the black house members? orrrr just me ??
Jeff actually being on the jersey shore would have been the best thing ever omg
thx for the likess
Ruth Contreras FR
Ruth Contreras Well Vinny didn't let it happen
No cause then Jeff would of never been part of the vlog squad
@@_monty9779 how did you work that out?
@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 jealoussyyyy
Jeff sounds like he never cries in his life and now he’s trying to cry to just make his video genuine
@Patricia pls if he wouldn’t do it his practicing of human emotion would be for nothing 😂😂
I don't know if this is saddistic but for some reason now I really wanna see Jeff cry.
Jeff's laugh when he is embarrassed is something. Not everything but something. Lol.
"i´ve done wrong to my employees, my family members... when i smoked that cigarette"
- now that is unforgivable
Jeff’s dry sense of humor stands out and actually makes me laugh because it’s funny rather than because everyone else is laughing
BetoRuffo the shade🤭👀
Mimi jrl wym
BetoRuffo David’s vlogs everyone laughs at everything david says even if it’s not funny
Mimi jrl didn’t really intend to throw shade i just meant jeff is the only one who can make videos on his own without a live audience or other people to interact with. he makes you feel as if you’re there with him just chillin in his house
Lmao I wondered why Jeff was so hard on Matt and then remembered that for Jeff there’s nothing worse than a snitch.
Why do you call Matt a snitch? I don't get it🙄
Rove R because he’s the rat king.
@@DarksideDiva there was a vlog where they played a fake police prank on Matt and he totally threw everyone under the bus lol
Matt is the kind of people that will rat anyone to survive
I think he was quick to throw everyone under the bus in 2 vlogs xD
Watching you squirm and laugh at yourself was the best thing I’ve seen all year!! I love it. I love you. You’re the most hilarious 🤣
Jeff: I wanted to be a villain
Also jeff: *holding his mug with his mugshot on it*
Matt:"I love you"
Jeff:"I love... myself too"
Jeff is the best!!!
“Those stupid lines in his hair” Hahahahah
I find this funny asf cause I literally came across jeff in a bad girls club clip 😂😂😂
Everybody's comment went along the lines of "omg is that jeff", and I'm like who tf is jeff..
So I did my own research and now I am here. LMAOO
YOU'RE GREAT JEFF
jeff is one of the funniest people i’ve seen on youtube. idk why his humor is perfect hahaha.
Omg when was Jeff breaking down and could barely keep watching himself “I hope this corona virus takes us all out.. I hope it gets the internet deleted” I lost it 😂😭😭
no lie i predict that that is on the agenda for the corona virus.. the death of social media
I’m scared for someone else’s career whenever I click on jeff’s vids
Bro these videos are gold no cap
Jeff on the tv show: “I’ll buy your family”
“Why’d I keep saying that line?”
Umm....yeah..I think you know why and knew what you were doing based off who u were saying that to.. and honestly, I was waiting for that kind of comment to jump out seeing she was like the only woman of color 🥴😕
Nahhhhh for real. "Why'd I keep saying that" uhhh you're the one who edited out you being disrespectful and racist bro
& then continued to read a weird ass article about Cat that called her "the bitch" and talked about charges she has, like why?
imagining jeff smoking a cigarette gives me Wattpad mafia vibes.
Kaden Kardell that is actual facts
@@zestyb7632 😂
ikr!!!
he is the DEFINITION of wattpad mafia
(or bad psycho guy turned good)
Bro that's so true
i’m not surprised that mike was the one who told jeff about vinny not wanting him to get mic'd
Jasmin Melendez He always started the drama lmao
Camila how dare you miss a chance to say Mike started “the situation”
Why can I just imagine it so easily mike waiting for the perfect opportunity to pull Jeff aside when no ones around like a weasal something like “ayo Jeff i got some important info for ya.. I just feel you should know.. “ and then just sitting back and waiting patiently for it to pop off between Jeff and vinny 😂
The snitchuation
“I love.. myself too.” I feel that.
"I hope this virus takes us all out" funniest thing Jeff's said 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
also is no one gonna talk about how bad Jeff is at reading LMAO
“peninsula.. I mean.. uhh Pennsylvania”
“Others” for officers looool
v s8797 bro don’t call him out he’s insecure about it
8:00 sound it out honey 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼your doing good sweetie 😂😂😂
@@Rokingofdance umm, it's you're* kinda ironic you're calling someone out and can't spell...
Erica Goff I blame spell check trust I know the difference lol 🤣😂🤣 but I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend anyone you didn’t have to come so hard lol 😝
@@Rokingofdance it wasn't really all that hard 😉 you're doing so good sweetie 😝 haha is that better?
I’m LIVING for how embarrassed he was throughout the whole video
It’s amazing how cute and sweet Jeff is but also has a serial killer vibe like no one I have ever seen on the internet.
This is like the most emotion I've ever seen him display what is that laugh
no wonder why his hairline is so good. he was born with a 2 head that receded into a 4 head.
😵💀
Boom roasted
He got his hairline done
Beauty by Claudia you can literally see that his hair line in his mugshot looks exactly the same as now💀
hahahahahah! Maan, you`r right, he had a 2head.. look! 3:25
“i’ve always wanted to play the villain”
*whips out mug with his mugshot on the mug*
*nonchalantly takes a sip*
ever since i started watching jeff more often , i started to laugh like him 😭
That aggressive yet casual sip of la croix is just everything
this might be my fav Jeff video ever
If Jeff killed somebody we’d probably never know...
R4 even if we did find out, everyone would just say he is too hot to go back to jail
If he would kill someone he would definitely make a vid about it lmao
R4 he would be so truthful about it with his dry ass humour we would all thought he would be joking and brush it off lmfao
Any Name u my friend are gay
Selena Marino ....then didn’t that literally happen in his last video. 👀
Lady: Jeff your broke
Jeff: look at me now
*you're
Love this style of video and also Jeff's massive second-hand embarrassment to his younger self.
Why am I dying at Jeff’s laugh when he saw the clip of him hugging that girl 😂 like I knew it’s special but he sounded like a psycho and half there
Jeff says “Nerf!” Like David says “Natalie!” 😂
How he turned that rat corona virus story into matt being a rat SENT ME AHAHAHAHAHA
jeff, you neeed to do more of these kind of sit down videos. youre honestly so funny when youre by yourself😅
This is my first time watching you and honestly the intro says it all your a G🙏🏽👍🏽
He’s one of those people and you’re like oh damn wow he’s so attractive
but then his laugh is like so high pitched I’m ded
8:00 Jeff: Peninsul- pencil- Pennsylvania. Also Jeff : Cocaine Ecstasy Mushrooms
😂
When Jeff was reading about Cat he couldn’t read
"can I delet-can I restart? can I delete the internet?" that had me rollinggg
“Zane and Heath are peeing on each other “😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
jeff trying to pronounce “Pennsylvania”💀💀
It’s pronounced Peninsula, dummy 😂