Phoenix Wrong: The One Thing You Can't Replace
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- i worked on this for 3 days straight
potential aa spoilers but idk
comedian is john mulaney. hes hillarious. look him up.
Edit: 20,000 Views? I never expected this to get so popular. Thank you everyone for the support!!
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Sorry for the silence over the past two years. stuff happened (i got busy and my laptop died, among other things) so i barely checked this account.
anyway, as a lot of you know, two of my videos (chase through the subway and salt & pepper diner) got copyright claimed and were blocked world wide. since i didn't have access to my old laptop i couldn't get these back, but youtube's implemented a 'download mp4' option, so now i can! (it's been implemented for a while, but when i previously tried to download them, it wouldn't let me because of said copyright claim. dumb, i know.)
now, i don't plan on reuploading them to youtube, since i'll just get another strike (and i don't want my account shitcanned) so, i'll be posting them and all other videos elsewhere. lemme know of a good place that's accessible to everyone (vimeo? tumblr? somewhere else?)
i'll be working on at least one more as well.
thanks for all the support over the years! i really appreciate it.
Have you decided if you will upload them to a mirror server? even if it is for a time? I need the salt & pepper diner. T_T
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i LOVE how this takes place in a courtroom.
phoenix just kinda decided to tell a life story while defending someone.
Witness: Is this allowed?!
Judge: Yes, this is an interesting story! Now Mr. Wright, tell us more.
Phoenix: Okay! So, there was this-
Witness: That's it... OKAY IT'S ME!! I DID IT!! I'M A CRIMINAL!!! PUT ME IN JAIL! WHATEVER!! JUST GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! HE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!
Judge: Order! ORDER!! Witness! You just interupted Mr. Wright's storytelling! What do you have to say for yourself?!
Witness: What. Is. Happening. To. Life.
Judge: I'll tell you what's happening. You're going to jail for interupting an excellent story told by Mr. Wright!
Witness: ....Fine! This courtroom is bullsh*t anyway....
And the entire court just cracks up
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Judge: Mr. Wright, can you prove that you were not intoxicated at the time in question?
Phoenix: Yes, Your Honor. I couldn't' have been as I don't drink anymore.
Judge: Oh? And why's that?
Phoenix: Well it all started in highschool-
He's defending Maya on the charge of shitting on someone's computer.
"And I thought, 'I have never climbed a fence that high before,' and then I woke up at home."
That part gets me every time.
hw the heck did he get home anyway xD
That's what makes that part funny. *_He doesn't remember._*
I love the sprites and how it sounds like something that Phoenix actually experienced
oh yeah XD during his crazy college days! heheh
+Marche800 understatement of the year
Ikr
"You know, like a liar"
*Five psyche locks*
"You know, like a liar." It gets me every time XD
Of course it would be Kristoph.
its the one they can't replace...
Kristoph Gavin GOD DAMMIT KRISTOPH!
Duncan N GOD DAMMIT GAVIN
Legit what I said outloud when I got to that part XD
were we really expecting anyone else there to do it though?
1) John Mullaney is awesome
2) these sprites are awesome
3) Maya whyyyyyy
my exaction reaction to Maya
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I can imagine Phoenix saying this
I'd expect that kind of thing from Gumshoe. I would NOT expect that kind of thing from Maya! I DEFINITELY did NOT expect THAT kind of thing from LARRY!
Especially the baby
Ya. Pearl would have been much better instead of Maya.
Lol
Pretty sure maya was drunk.
Thats drunk maya for you
"It's the one thing you can't replace."
You monster...
I don't get it
+Jeff The Gamer There very personaly valuable that you can't place a value on it's kind like stealing a memory it's more emotionally devastating to a person than if you stole their new flat screen.
Oh,Thanks man
+Jeff The Gamer Your welcome :)
Eyyy it's Daniel Lamb, how is thing with Kasper
Phoenix: Why would you kill a man and orphan his daughter TWICE, Kristoph?!
Kristoph: Because it's the one thing...
TWICE??!!!
If I had a nickel….
I Can't Remember Throwing a Party at Home.
You were probably drunk man
you can't or you don't want to
So... the beating was that bad afterwards?
Good. Because you can never get folks to leave/clean up afterwards
Its a defense mechanism
Just going to mention the title was: "John Mulaney Hilariously Explains Why He Doesn't Drink Anymore" which is a clip from John Mulaney's "New in Town"
I wonder if Klavier knows about Kristoph's side room.......probably not.
KARKATVANTAS No.Klavier knows. He and Apollo did things in that side room
@Shantazia Hill Forget Apollo and Klavier. I’m more scared of what Kristoph and Phoenix did in that room.
@@shantaziahill2598 idk, I feel like what you are implying would be pretty akward with a bunch of photos of dead people staring at you the whole time.
And I said no. You know, like a liar.
And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world...
This is perfectly in character for Kristoph
"Everyone I had ever met was there"
*eight people*
This is actually what I would expect in the Ace Attorney canon
I love the idea of Gumshoe attending a High School party and body slamming a pool table. Then the cops show up and see him there.
Funny thing: i imagined an ace attorney version and Maya being the kid who went into mr von karma room
I could imagine Phoenix being an example at one of those rehab centres or at a schools, he's talking to the audience about why he doesn't drink anymore and pulls out this story and people are like "whaaaaaaaaaat?"
Kristoph you son of a bitch-
the only thing that i find that pulls me out of the suspension of disbelief for this is that miles didn't know Pheonix was at his party.
The idea of Maya taking a shit on a computer makes me laugh really hard
Good ol' days...
I love how he goes from feenie, to hobo, to phoenix
1:20
I love the faint "oh my God..."
Just imagining it coming from the people off to the sides.
im not even a minute in and i busted my guts
Your sentence isn't properly written, Mr. Edgeworth.
The casting is just devastatingly perfect
So the party was going great.
*why do i feel like this is something that wright would have actually done XD*
this was actually the first thing i'd ever seen of ace attorney
Judge: Thats good an all mr Wright but how dose this relate to the trial.
YES JOHN MULANEY. I love his shows. XD
Larry doesn't seem like the type of guy to have kids...
Correction: Larry doesn't seem like the type of guy who *should* have kids.
Agreed.
+KoyasuNoBara correction: Larry doesn't seem like a type of guy.
Agreed.
Correction: Larry.
The sprites work so well with this XD
...goddammit kristoph
Just gotta say that Yanni Yogi should've been the blackout drunk. But good stuff!
Phoenix...when Kristoph Gavin tells you he wants to show you something back away slowly.If he takes you to a side room,Run for the hills.On the other hand Apollo is Klavier wants to show you something go with him.If he takes you to his bedroom you better be on that bed (Also take pictures for Trucey)
No dislikes, so far....LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY, A PERSON SACRIFICED THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES FOR THIS.
Joshua Lupyan You probably don't know what you've started, planting this idea in their minds....Might want to keep it hush-hush.
Joshua Lupyan i soooo want to dislike... but i cant its to good. :D
***** GOD DAMN IT!
Joshua Lupyan Shit! Six people!
+Dartanyan Elson atleast its still 6
this is simply amazing! mate, please create more of these ace attorney skits with John Mulaney's stand up! they're amazing!
This was the video that introduced me to John Mulaney, who is now my favorite comedian. Thank you so much!
same here
my god this is comedy gold
imagine this audio with smile for me characters
2:50 Lmao of course it was Larry
"On Monday, I went to school, because that's what we did back then."
I like to imagine this story is being told after an "OBJECTION" that wasn't thought through and now requires stalling time to figure out something
1:18 Maya no...why
Why are you stealing people's antique photos?
Because its the one thing you can't replace
Kristoph Gavin I think she's just reacting to it.
Judge: ...what the hell does does your high school shenanigans have to do with this trial?
The sprites add so much more
I also liked the part with Maya taking a shit on Edworth's dad's commputer
This deserves a million views. It works perfectly with the audio which is laugh out loud funny.
Literally every fandom in the universe has one of these
I meant add that this is also very well done
Feenie is adorable!
NICK, YOU ARE THE POLICE
No matter what clips, Animatics, or etc. is used with this audio stand up routine is still funny as hell!!! 🤣
the vibes match so well
This was so well done.
this is the best 5 minutes of my life
This is great. Instead of Meekins I’m imagining detective Badd.
Aaahhh this is perfect! You used all the right characters for each role (or should I say, the "Wright" characters).
this was so well done lmaooo
5:03 BEST PART
That Alex guy is smart xD
I remember watching the Batman version of this.
Ohhhh lads, "FuK Da poLiCe!!" Gets me everytime lol😂😂😂
White? And then there's Klavier.
Klavier and Kristoph are tanned rather than black.
are there any other people who do phoenix wrongs with standup comedy?
Yes, there is. If you look hard enough, you'll find skits part of a phoenix wrong, along with standalone phoenix wrongs based on standup comedy.
i'm fucking crying there are honest-to-god tears coming out of my eyes i . jesus c hirjs t
truly amazin g
Now I wanna play Ace Attorney.
I love this video good job
Any chance you'd be willing to do this to the audio of the supersuit scene with Frozone from the Incredibles? I think it'd be hilarious.
How do you break a pool table? Seems close to impossible unless you have a REALLY powerfull tool.
That story time sketch, his voice sounds like Reggie.
cried laughing
3:30
Y k like a l i a r XD
A++
thats so true, that is the one thing you cant replace XD
I'm crying XD
MOOOOOREEEE!!!!!!
XD XD XD This is great
And the guy became the joker?
Rias and I did something similar but we weren't drunk. We were stoned
That was awesome XDDDD
Is it bad that I want someone I know to do this? Or me?
this was hilarious I'm dying 😂 the on thing you can't replace lol
When I start drinking this shit is gonna happen
dogs without horses
and I yelled "FUCK THE POLICE!" XD
This is the most hilarious story ever!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
fuck i am getting old, all i could think about was that kid that probably had not many friends cause his dad was a teacher. One time he wanted to be nice and invite everyone so they could see hes not that bad but instead they trash his place.... ;_; poor Edgeworth; probably turned into a bitter teacher after that
and weve had many things mentioning this starting jojo stardust crusaders comic when the thing itself was thrown and nothing phoenix wright related. just the joke.
Maya, why did you have to dump on Karma's computer like that?
I like Alex.
WHY DID YOU SCREW UP THE CLOCKWISE/COUNTER CLOCKWISE POSITIONS?
Unfortunately, about that last sentence...
Seriously can't anyone mention the original video!?
john mulaney: new in town
why are there are so many 'The One Thing You Can't Replace' videos out?
***** gotta admit its pretty good
Because John Mulaney is a comedic genius. It's the same reason why there are many "Salt and Pepper Diner" videos as well.
Digital Native I've actually only seen one Salt and Pepper Diner videoss, i should look for some more though.
Because it's the one comedian story you can't replace.
***** tru tru
Ahahahha