Today I learnt that Spartans, citizens from the ancient Warrior-City State of Ancient Hellenic Republic (Greece) are actually from Jamaica! Truly fascinating stuff.
I was confused what "A = L x W" is, then I looked it up. Turns out it's the english equivalent of area of rectangle, which is "P = A x B" in my language. [explaination] P - "pole" (area) A - as in "side A" B - as in "side B"
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but thank god I have a cold. Otherwise my laughter would be loud enough to wake up the entire house. Your friends are amazing
I never got the hatred for deep dish. It tastes great and provides another avenue for the pizza dish. All things aside though, I do live around Chicago, so I may have deep dish genes and blood coursing through my veins.
Man come here in Italy and try a real napuletan pizza with bufala's mozzarella and then tell me if its even remotely comparable to that thing (btw no hate for anyone just hate the fact that you called pizza something that is not a pizza)
@@frix1769 honestly, I dont care for what tradition says is right or wrong in concerns with food. Food takes a lot of different shapes, sizes, and methods without changing the core idea of what it is. Italian Pizza, Brazillian Pizza, New york pizza, chicago pizza, they're sll pizza in their own ways and all deserve a place to shine.
@@Timeward76 ok and you are right on this but the thing that i say Is just that pizza Is a thing and the other one already existed and has a name: calzone and its way more similar to the Deep dish
i think chicken on pizza is fine, but bbq depends on the consistency of the sauce on the dough, if the sauce is too loose, i dont think that those mixing will be good
I love the idea of a line of thought where anytime you recognize someone as an Aussie, you call them out for it and protest that an animal native to their country doesn't actually exist.
Them: dissing school pizzas. Me: having flashbacks to the ‘breakfast’ pizzas from my middle school. The thing was gravy, cheese, and sausage on a bagel, usually barely warm. And attempting to eat one would make me feel nauseous.. School food can be down right weird
I had a proper pepperoni pizza at a proper pizzeria once. It had loads of green pesto, large slices of tomato and some type of spice I didn't recognise. It was really good. This was in the UK btw.
@@davidporter671 First, youre wrong, we created it in the first plac, the american guys made those deep dish pizzas that are literal Pizza Cheesecakes and made other shitty stuff like chocolate pizza, Hawaian (pineapple Pizza) Second, You talked like Yoda in yoyr first sentence. Third maybe learn about jokes and humour.
@@revolverocelot423Here I'll do your way lol First, I'll admit America fucked it up with the variations. But they'll always be shitty versions of things. All countries do that. That doesn't discount the fact that italian pizza isn't as good as New York style. Second, who gives a flying fuck. I started typing and didn't feel like backspacing. Third, what joke? lol. I understand the issue isn't all too serious but why are you acting like I'm having a fit behind my keyboard. I'm just arguing that your overrated italian pizza isn't that great. People just slob it's nob because it's where pizza is originally from. But we perfected it. Sorry just a fact.
Fun fact: Pizzas weren’t first made in Italy they were actually made in iran because back in the year (####) (i forgot the year) they used to eat cheese on bread in a very similar way to pizza
Actually, there is evidence off pizza existing in ancient egypt, altough it was just pizza dough with spices on it, and "modern" pizza was indeed invented by italians.
My sister went to Venice once, said the pizza was kind of disappointing compared to the stuff we have at home. Can't exactly remember what specifically was wrong with it. Maybe the size? Maybe too much sauce:cheese ratio?
I felt like a Spartan in a Roman gladiator arena waiting for the signal to fight. Then the Americans and Italians up in the bleachers just started going tooth and nail over what constitutes a pizza and I grabbed my popcorn.
We have a pizza place in Iowa called Fong's Pizza. One of their specialties is the Iowan with Bbq sauce, Canadian bacon, bacon, pulled pork, corn, and mozzarella with a bbq lattice.
My dad used to use pizza sauce for pasta for years, never looking at the label long enough to see the words "pizza sauce" written on the label. It's a wonder that I don't hate pasta to this day.
![The Pizza War 2 [objection.lol]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Cvt6gu_OpJE/mqdefault.jpg)
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Check out the aftermath in the sequel: th-cam.com/video/Cvt6gu_OpJE/w-d-xo.html
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Was this video came from your discord? Probably from your discord
Mamma Mia pizzeria spaghetteria
Please, tell me that you're italian, I literally died at the words:
"Try some good passata di pomodoro"
"You fucking Luigi"
"I have angered the Italian, I am dead"
"Mario is out to get you"
Lmfao
Lero lero lero have angered luigi
meanwhile in Italy in 2001...
*some mafia boss suffers an infinite death due to selling drugs*
"3 DAYS TIL A MARIO STEALS YOUR LIVER! WAHOOOOO!"
They aren't wrong.
"I am coming for you, peasent"
as a Jamaican, I confirm that we're all closeted Spartans
Ayee
Ayyeeee
Confirmation accepted, I am also Jamaican.
@@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th *spartan
@@AidanRampair Ah right sorry.
Today I learnt that Spartans, citizens from the ancient Warrior-City State of Ancient Hellenic Republic (Greece) are actually from Jamaica! Truly fascinating stuff.
i like your pfp.
WE
Y e s.
I thought they were from Sparta
@@jaimiehenson5506 Sparta is a Greek state.
“You fucking Luigi” 🤣🤣🤣 bro if only we can comment voice messages, y’all would hear how hard I was laughing
The "No, i said i look like italian Scott the Woz" that was a good one ngl😂😂🤣🤣
What perfect timing for me to both read this comment and for it to play in the video
Luigi is great
That would actually be a pretty cool update
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS LMAO
Pesto is so relatable, Because I am, in fact, Italian
No no Pesto ha ragione sono anche io italiano cmq
anch'io
Thats Edgeworth
Not Pesto
Ok, im sorry everyone else makes abominations for pizzas, but it tastes good depending from place to place.
Of course, you can find good pizzas everywhere, even in a garbage bin.
Sometimes I order too much of it
This is the best way of saying your opinion on the internet without getting criticized
***italian noises***
In a courtroom with Cyclops, a dominatrix, and an Italian.
"YOU FUCKING LUIGI" BRO PLSS
How appropriate that not only is the Italian guy the one that started the pizza argument but his name is PESTO
Pesto is right about pizza, Italian pizza is just great.
Il bello è che anche in Italia si dibatte su quale sia la migliore tra le varie regioni (molti pensano che la migliore sia la napoletana)
@@Uta_193 La migliore è sempre quella sotto casa
Italian pizza is easily the best
I agree.
Anyone who doesn’t like Pesto Pizza will be exterminated
why is no one talking about
Tom: Take a wild guess where they’re from
Pesto: Jamaica?
Tom:
**Applause sounds**
I practically lost my shit at thar
This is actually me everytime I have to talk about pizza with non italian people
pInApPlE iS gOoD
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond That's alright people just no like pineapple
Pineapple is sucks
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond Who said anything about pineapple in this video or anywhere at all?
@@Cats4life777 this video? Nah. Other places? They do.
Was honestly expecting something along the lines of "The Spartans made it in Rome" when Edgeworth asked where pizza was made.
EDGEWORTH JUST INSULTED CHICAGO DEEP DISH PIZZA AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY
wait, THAT'S REAL?
@@ender_expert1391
Unfortunately...
@@ender_expert1391 Indeed it is, and it's the best pizza style this side of the Atlantic.
@@koolmckool7039 That's not a pizza, that's a pie
@@CadanL Pizza probably derives from the word for pie, so we're close to what pizza should be.
As an italian,i almost vomited when i heard FRICKIN BBQ ON MY FRICKING PIZZA
They probably use ketchupp as "pasta sauce"
4:17 The second I saw that, I knew it was going to be bloody Dirt girl world- It’s the almost at the peak of weird Aussie kid shows
I almost vomited again when I saw pesto's eye🤮
"We can all be ugly together"
-Phoenix Wright/Kamron
(2021)
When my teachers ask if I'm ever gonna turn in my missing assignments 2:55
loving how i got this recommended to me right when i was eating pizza
this is going to be epic
True
I'm italian and i want friends to swear at on discord too, this discussions are just all i look for in friendship
When at 6:59 he said "Italian Scott the Woz" I laughed so much
I was confused what "A = L x W" is, then I looked it up. Turns out it's the english equivalent of area of rectangle, which is "P = A x B" in my language.
[explaination]
P - "pole" (area)
A - as in "side A"
B - as in "side B"
I wonder what they're teaching me in school xd.
Lmao I thought they were talking about Induction and energy
Which language uses that?
@@bassfish5517 Polish
For me it's:
a= b x h
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but thank god I have a cold. Otherwise my laughter would be loud enough to wake up the entire house. Your friends are amazing
"And to whoever says pizzaria, That's not how you spell it"
me: pizzaria
The video starts with Spartans, ends with Twitter and it’s titled Pizza War. 11/10
As an Italian I can say that American Pizza is not even similar to Italian pizza
jesus christ how much coffee can fit inside of trombone's cup
The Spartans are pretty cool here in Jamaica, Sam is one of them, he's a nice guy.
I never got the hatred for deep dish. It tastes great and provides another avenue for the pizza dish. All things aside though, I do live around Chicago, so I may have deep dish genes and blood coursing through my veins.
Man come here in Italy and try a real napuletan pizza with bufala's mozzarella and then tell me if its even remotely comparable to that thing (btw no hate for anyone just hate the fact that you called pizza something that is not a pizza)
@@frix1769 it is though. You use pizza dough to make it and it is an open disc with toppings on it
@@Timeward76 yeah the concept is right the problem is all the rest😂
@@frix1769 honestly, I dont care for what tradition says is right or wrong in concerns with food. Food takes a lot of different shapes, sizes, and methods without changing the core idea of what it is. Italian Pizza, Brazillian Pizza, New york pizza, chicago pizza, they're sll pizza in their own ways and all deserve a place to shine.
@@Timeward76 ok and you are right on this but the thing that i say Is just that pizza Is a thing and the other one already existed and has a name: calzone and its way more similar to the Deep dish
3:26
The calm before the storm.
Trombone : Four words : VPN
Tom : That's 3 words
Mae : That's 2 words dumbass
Me : uh that's 3 letters
these have no right to be this funny
“Mario is out to get you” LOL I DIED 😭😭😭
when they showed australian tv it brought back too many memories and let me tell you that show slapped
I knew it, kangaroos are just wild australian boxers
I, too, am Italian. AND I AM GOING TO DIE TO SUPPORT MR. PESTO IN THIS ONE
Porta i cazzo di rinforzi (sono pesto)
@@pesto6830 Giungo in tuo soccorso
@@ilgabbyano3831 grazie a dio
@@pesto6830 sei un grande cazzo
i think chicken on pizza is fine, but bbq depends on the consistency of the sauce on the dough, if the sauce is too loose, i dont think that those mixing will be good
I love the idea of a line of thought where anytime you recognize someone as an Aussie, you call them out for it and protest that an animal native to their country doesn't actually exist.
Them: dissing school pizzas.
Me: having flashbacks to the ‘breakfast’ pizzas from my middle school. The thing was gravy, cheese, and sausage on a bagel, usually barely warm. And attempting to eat one would make me feel nauseous.. School food can be down right weird
Italian Scott The Woz.
I had a proper pepperoni pizza at a proper pizzeria once. It had loads of green pesto, large slices of tomato and some type of spice I didn't recognise. It was really good. This was in the UK btw.
they never tried a pizza from napoli itself, they're too scared to get addicted to it and see god
Ragu is just ground up babies.
0:33
IM SCREAMING
The italian that is in me is traumatised
I can feel Pesto's pain.
Me too
me three
I’am italian…
@@Uta_193 omg wow chi te lo ha chiesto
P e s t o
As an Italian, all the slandering is crushing my ego for absolutely no fucking reason
“Deep dish pizza is not only not better than New York pizza… it’s not pizza! It’s a fucking casserole!” -Jon Stewart
As a resident of the Chicago area, yes our deep dish is trash.
As an Italian I hoped I had a brain hemoragge watching this
As an italian, we made it so only we can make the best pizzas
Overrated shit italian pizza is. New York perfected it. Deal with it.
@@davidporter671 First, youre wrong, we created it in the first plac, the american guys made those deep dish pizzas that are literal Pizza Cheesecakes and made other shitty stuff like chocolate pizza, Hawaian (pineapple Pizza)
Second, You talked like Yoda in yoyr first sentence.
Third maybe learn about jokes and humour.
@@revolverocelot423Here I'll do your way lol
First, I'll admit America fucked it up with the variations. But they'll always be shitty versions of things. All countries do that. That doesn't discount the fact that italian pizza isn't as good as New York style.
Second, who gives a flying fuck. I started typing and didn't feel like backspacing.
Third, what joke? lol. I understand the issue isn't all too serious but why are you acting like I'm having a fit behind my keyboard. I'm just arguing that your overrated italian pizza isn't that great. People just slob it's nob because it's where pizza is originally from. But we perfected it. Sorry just a fact.
Honestly all the pizza mentioned in this except bean pizza sounds delicious.
and school pizza
@@Jesse-75-80 Ew school pizza is gross.
@@slv-mf7ui that's why I said that..
@@slv-mf7ui dude my school pizza was actually really good😭
And the burned pizza
Fun fact:
Pizzas weren’t first made in Italy they were actually made in iran because back in the year (####) (i forgot the year) they used to eat cheese on bread in a very similar way to pizza
Actually, there is evidence off pizza existing in ancient egypt, altough it was just pizza dough with spices on it, and "modern" pizza was indeed invented by italians.
Pizza actually comes from Greece, but modern pizza is Italian you are right with that.
This was a rollercoaster rip Pesto
The whole convo about spartans gave me a aneurysm and a half
10/10
Italian here, Italian pizza is the best. PERIOD.
Snob
'little timmie'
'uncultured swine'
I fucking love that part
Now this is what I call an Italian civil war
As an Italian I’m ashamed of bbq sauce and chicken on pizza
That’s disgusting
Favorite part was when Pesto showed the italian pizza like it was some instant win only for the others to trash it hard.
Wtf do kangaroos have to do with tampons
What do you mean? It's common knowledge. :)
Them: C a n n e d R a v I o l i
My little brother: *casually eats them all the time.*
what did Australia do for us to be called out like this???
Mario: *OBJECTIONS all of you!, Spaghetti is more better than Pizza!*
Objection! Spaghetti is just a pile of noodles and not that flavorful, pizza you can put anything you want!
Not even as a joke.
Seeing edgeworth saying words in my language is so funny to me xD
I remember someone in highschool lunch who would always put ketchup on his pizza.
K e t c h u p.
This is the most pizza mozarella pizza mozarella rella rella rella rella rella, rella rella rella debate so far
IM LAUGHINT SO HARD I CANT BREATHE
poggers
* loggers
-Jelly
My sister went to Venice once, said the pizza was kind of disappointing compared to the stuff we have at home. Can't exactly remember what specifically was wrong with it. Maybe the size? Maybe too much sauce:cheese ratio?
Meanwhile in the conner: *the random Canadian reminding of the pineapple on pizza*
0:35 when I saw this, i was like "what?"
Missed opportunity with the pineapple on pizza argument but these types of vids kill me
Alright as italian the "mario is out to get you" break me totally XD
How are these vids so good?
The problem with those pizzas isn't that they're ugly, it's that they aren't even pizzas
The Chicago deep dish looks like Minecraft Pumpkin Pie.
I would immediately devour both types of pizza the moment I see them.
Everybody gangsta till Godoy shares a desk
I can feel the Italian power flowing in my veins...
The first pizza edgeworth showed was Neapolitan Pizza. Haven't had it, but id love to try it
I'm still so confused about the kangaroo tampon mention, this was in my recommended and I have no further context.
BBQ SAUCE AND CHICKEN ON PIZZA IS GOOOOOD
Margarita, change my fucking mind.
Von Karma: pizza ain't that hard to make
I've literally helped my aunt make bean and sausage pizza as a child so I can confirm
My school pizza was actually so good like a solid 10/10
I'm french and i completely agree with Pesto.
I felt like a Spartan in a Roman gladiator arena waiting for the signal to fight. Then the Americans and Italians up in the bleachers just started going tooth and nail over what constitutes a pizza and I grabbed my popcorn.
Everyone knows kangaroos = more tampons
Me, who thinks all the pizza pictures used look delicious: Now I want pizza.
Haven't watched the video but Hawaiian is a delightful treat. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!!!
Hear me out, pizza that uses ranch dressing instead of tomato sauce.
We have a pizza place in Iowa called Fong's Pizza. One of their specialties is the Iowan with Bbq sauce, Canadian bacon, bacon, pulled pork, corn, and mozzarella with a bbq lattice.
As a Chicagoan, I am deeply offended with everything wrong here.
as an Australian wh9 has seen about 17280910 kangaroos in their lifetime i can conform that kangaroos arent real
My dad used to use pizza sauce for pasta for years, never looking at the label long enough to see the words "pizza sauce" written on the label. It's a wonder that I don't hate pasta to this day.
As an American I can confirm that edgeworth isnt completely wrong about the pizza ( except dominos, that hits different)
I literally just brought my lunch box