DIO Wakes You Just Before Breakfast | Jojo ASMR

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  • @Jrulya
    @Jrulya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Me: Mom, can we have DIO?
    Mom: No, we already have DIO at home
    DIO at home: GET UP YOU LAZY COW, WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?

    • @ertvonzukonigvonrahm835
      @ertvonzukonigvonrahm835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      You forgot:
      Dio at home: "GET UP YOU USLESS COW, WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?WWWWWRRRYYYY!!"

    • @RiQuY
      @RiQuY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I prefer Obama.

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@RiQuY that's a weird way to spell smokey.

    • @polymerclayfigure
      @polymerclayfigure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Axel /Lea seeing racism in a jojo asmr comment section is disappointing but not surprising

    • @axellea1592
      @axellea1592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@polymerclayfigure racism?
      It's a joke, and did you forget that smokey has become president, that's why I'm telling this,and Obama is the first black president in USA...
      you are looking too much into a careless joke.
      Now that I think about it,Obama was the first afro american president and battle tendency has been written before him becoming one,so did Araki just foretold that? Another foretelling? That's it,Araki has epitaph.

  • @annprime2998
    @annprime2998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    Dio: If you could have anything...anything to eat, what would it be?
    Me: you
    Dio: .....So be it.
    Me: 👁️👄👁️✨

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      I had a feeling a few people might answer this way.

    • @MoonPies4Lyfe
      @MoonPies4Lyfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He lookin like a snack-

    • @game_end_selfcarter8365
      @game_end_selfcarter8365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      *chuckles* I’m in danger

    • @joaquinfernandez1752
      @joaquinfernandez1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lmao thats lame I would ask for the sweet release of death

    • @ionalindsay9824
      @ionalindsay9824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nani

  • @jazminzapata4609
    @jazminzapata4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    MOM! A VAMPIRE IS GIVING ME A CLASS OF PHILOSOPHY!!!! MOM I'M SCARED!

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MOM PICK ME UP WE WILL GET KILLED IF WE BE HERE FOR A SECOND

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a joke for ones that believe these comments

    • @cheems016
      @cheems016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't be scared...

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheems016 i'm not scared :D

    • @kujojotaro9467
      @kujojotaro9467 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @MoonfoxfighterPH oh sorry to hear that mr moonfox good luck with your mother

  • @Alice-ew4dy
    @Alice-ew4dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    So this is how Vanilla Ice, Enyaba and Petshop must feel like every morning

    • @-x_moon_x-
      @-x_moon_x- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm jealous oof

    • @joinme5560
      @joinme5560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But Petshop is a bird...

    • @-x_moon_x-
      @-x_moon_x- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@joinme5560 and ?

    • @Alice-ew4dy
      @Alice-ew4dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@joinme5560 Even animals get the Dio treatment except for dogs and cats

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      " _I do so deeply enjoy our frequent conversations together._ "
      * Absentmindedly grooming feathers *

  • @justanotherfangirl3817
    @justanotherfangirl3817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +863

    I want DIO to be my therapist.

    • @jotarokujo3750
      @jotarokujo3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      He’s a pretty good one especially when he allows you to beat the shit out of him for killing your grandfather

    • @ImARandomUploader7820
      @ImARandomUploader7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah see I Dio, am a great therapist that I let you beat me to death but thanks to my vampire healing I’ll be alright

    • @charleskaye7777
      @charleskaye7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes

    • @user-oy5hm5pi7u
      @user-oy5hm5pi7u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ImARandomUploader7820 if i rant road roller me

    • @steventhong2631
      @steventhong2631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Dio*

  • @CharaaaDreemurrr
    @CharaaaDreemurrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    How to turn gay instantly

    • @christ2810
      @christ2810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Calimarie bot here you are caught a leather man

    • @MasterYugi5836
      @MasterYugi5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Interesting

    • @cadaver5549
      @cadaver5549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Calimarie bot correct

    • @darthbacon3331
      @darthbacon3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i was gay before watching jojo, but watching jojo made me gayer

    • @m.b3839
      @m.b3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a lesbian, i can confirm that it also works the opposite way too
      I am now straight

  • @brunobucciarati6028
    @brunobucciarati6028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    Giorno, why is your father attempting to arouse my ears?

    • @Engel_Fundametal81
      @Engel_Fundametal81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Didn't know that mama bruno is here.

    • @blaiseyunforgotten795
      @blaiseyunforgotten795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Guido Mista I am your fourth like.

    • @Oduah-358
      @Oduah-358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Guido Mista OK this is just obvious. He's lying. HE'S A LIAR

    • @DioBrando-lc1vy
      @DioBrando-lc1vy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Guido Mista how dare my son say that

    • @ImARandomUploader7820
      @ImARandomUploader7820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guido Mista my son should I talk to him on the phone

  • @goroakechiz
    @goroakechiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Dio, an evil, sociopathic vampire: * in a soothing and calm voice * “What would you like to eat~?”
    My mom:
    *GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND EAT BREAKFAST, IT’S 11 IN THE MORNING*

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @NovaHendrixx
      @NovaHendrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol you sleep till 11 only? Thats some rookie numbers

    • @goroakechiz
      @goroakechiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      B3NJI UwU honestly true, I used to sleep until way later lmfao

    • @judythompson479
      @judythompson479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NovaHendrixx I sleep for any hour (more than 12 or so)

    • @MajimaOnCrack
      @MajimaOnCrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did I do to you you mortal waste?

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    This was unsettling in two ways. At first cause it sounded like him playing with his food. The half way through, it switched from evil to gay. By the end, sounded like he wanted to do a different kind of playing

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katelystt Even if you did, he wouldn't have died

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheKoriKasai First of all my bullets are silver. Second of all Jotaro also didn't use Hamon he used his stand and exploded DIO's body (though it was still alive) My gun can do the same.

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katelystt maybe it has the ability but are you fast enough to get around Dios time stop?

    • @katelystt
      @katelystt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheKoriKasai Ever heard of the gun that can kill the past? no? PREPARE FOR EMPEROR REQUIEM!

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katelystt that actually sounds impressive

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Dio has slipped his way into my husbando list

    • @gabbyb.4
      @gabbyb.4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Husbando material.

    • @JuggerHoi
      @JuggerHoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Husbrando

    • @gabbyb.4
      @gabbyb.4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Omg Y E S

    • @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502
      @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JuggerHoi *Y E S*

    • @cocomutt
      @cocomutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I can't believe a villain is now a husband but the voice OMG the VOicee

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    He atacc
    He atacc
    But most importantly,
    He stab jotaro bacc

    • @angryghiacchio4932
      @angryghiacchio4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DIO yeah sure, im down

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DIO Hey can i have one to?

    • @jotarokujo9468
      @jotarokujo9468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorry but this is cringe. x3 might need to punch you

    • @angryghiacchio4932
      @angryghiacchio4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jotarokujo9468 b e t

    • @akame177
      @akame177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jotarokujo9468 Uh dad? Hello

  • @possumpaws894
    @possumpaws894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Dio: exists
    Me: *YOU. ME. MARRIED. NOW.*

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I-

    • @cheems016
      @cheems016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You what? I'd do it and I don't even know him Jotaro that's just how nice I am unlike, you...

    • @lernaze871
      @lernaze871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cheems016 if my parents didn't figure out i watch anime then it would make sense so i guess i have to do this...
      Jotaro:Bitch shut up i just was surprised a bit >:(

    • @Bumblebee2361
      @Bumblebee2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Simp

    • @Coal_XVII
      @Coal_XVII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably gonna use you to make a baby vampire with weird punching ghost power

  • @rosesircus3394
    @rosesircus3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Dio: what do you want for breakfast
    Me, an intellectual: s o u l s

  • @jonhard1049
    @jonhard1049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    -DIO Wakes You Just Before Breakfast | Jojo ASMR- You wake up but you're Pucci somewhere in Egypt around the time 1988 | Jojo ASMR

  • @snappl3appl3
    @snappl3appl3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Wholesome Dio.
    W h o l e s o m e D i o?
    YES.

  • @cryyl7143
    @cryyl7143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    DIO in the cannon: WRYYYYYYYYYY ROADA ROLLER DA
    DIO here: Are, you hungry (in a calm British accent)

  • @Neobelmont1
    @Neobelmont1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    This is not just asmr, but also philosophy, imagine learning from DIO. It would be interesting. Also Stan, that voice. You got such range, to me, this more quiet, seductive, introspective(?),and curious voice is a real knockout.

    • @aurangzebbaig4712
      @aurangzebbaig4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would be amazing, DIO audiobooks please.

    • @hrhawesome4282
      @hrhawesome4282 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want the knowledge he shares with pucci

  • @cringe_works
    @cringe_works 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Why the hell did I just learn history from Dio 👁👄👁

  • @WERD_-bl4iy
    @WERD_-bl4iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Ah yes, more beautiful voice acting

  • @cloud-9936
    @cloud-9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Dio: *asks me where I grew up and how it is*
    Me: In Phoenix, AZ. It's nice, warm, bit breezy, *sunny.....*

  • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
    @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    why is he wearing a collar
    *_WHY IS HE WEARING A COLLAR_*

    • @youtubewatcher27
      @youtubewatcher27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      his headband is also
      well
      however you can describe that mess
      but that is a very good question

    • @goroakechiz
      @goroakechiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      K i n k y

    • @ilulu5082
      @ilulu5082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      i mean,,,, it's *_dio_* we're talkin here.

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ham so you can put him on a leash obviously

    • @barrysteakfriessimp_real
      @barrysteakfriessimp_real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@dabitodoroki1806 i-

  • @vinegardoppio4486
    @vinegardoppio4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Ok now this is getting interesting in more ways than one

  • @katelystt
    @katelystt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    What do you want for breakfast?
    *yes Lord DIO I'll have a cheeseburger with onions, pickles and extra garlic*

    • @Jörmungandr645
      @Jörmungandr645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      E X R T R A C H E E S E

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PinkPOPplayz PLEASEE AHAHAHSHHS

    • @literaljojotrash
      @literaljojotrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mr Hol Horse dio broke the borger machine

    • @whoisheiforgothisname2103
      @whoisheiforgothisname2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@literaljojotrash God dammit I don't get paid enough for this

    • @literaljojotrash
      @literaljojotrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whoisheiforgothisname2103 i understand mr. hol horse , but you will get a free meal out of the deal

  • @bagofporkchips8882
    @bagofporkchips8882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    My pillar is awakening

  • @kazumakiryu2204
    @kazumakiryu2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Ah yes, just what I needed to wake up, DIO telling me he'll make me breakfast.
    Edit: I am now twice as awake knowing that Lord DIO will feed me if I ask.

  • @angryghiacchio4932
    @angryghiacchio4932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I enjoy dio speaking sweet wispers into my ears! Its very calming and tranquil hes not so bad if your on his good side, this is the cannon i wish to see exist

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine being a Joestar and not getting to have such calm and relaxing moments with DIO but instead getting PTSD and losing friends.
      I love the Stardust Crusaders but I don't have the heart to watch my beans get merc'd.
      I'd rather be chillin with the sociopathic vampire who says he'll FEED YOU BREAKFAST

  • @Haispawner
    @Haispawner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Sounds a bit like DIO from the Abridged series.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Never listened to it before. Hope that's a good thing!

    • @smiler407
      @smiler407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got this reference

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Stanpai very good. Jjbatas was a good series, it's actually the first thing I watched of Jojo.

  • @twinkletwonk1125
    @twinkletwonk1125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    DANG IT STANPAI THIS ISNT HELPING MY DIO ADDICTION
    I ain’t complaining though.

  • @GeekedAnelDestroyahh
    @GeekedAnelDestroyahh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dio's followers: Dio Sama please stop touching my butt it hurts
    Dio: *this is how life works here*

  • @thebadlydrawngoat9685
    @thebadlydrawngoat9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Praise DIO

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Enrico Pucci you know I’d ask why your watching this but I believe it’s just obvious why

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pucci I like dio to and that's a problem what do I do

    • @thebadlydrawngoat9685
      @thebadlydrawngoat9685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Andrew-vl6cu No it ain't

    • @jotarokujo3750
      @jotarokujo3750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No I physically refuse

    • @dabitodoroki1806
      @dabitodoroki1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jotaro Kujo
      Why are you here

  • @itsnotpossible288
    @itsnotpossible288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I looked up JoJo asmr and was not disappointed.

  • @stellarstar1510
    @stellarstar1510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Seeing this I kinda cried a little, cause watching part 1 of the story then this , just made these those two days of utter hell in quarantine, become heaven instead. I can never express enough how much you make people like me so happy.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That is the most rewarding feedback. Subscribers are nice. Views are nice. But meaningful comments like this are precious to me. I am so very happy it was meaningful to you.

  • @jonakin5016
    @jonakin5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was trying to fall asleep with this, but then DIO decided to become my therapist. Can’t complain.

  • @skittle.edits_
    @skittle.edits_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Can’t believe I’m revealing my fears of my own human nature and my existential crisis to an immortal vampire. I don’t have any money so someone please put in a commission so we can get a part 3!

  • @standpire
    @standpire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    WHY DO I ACTUALLY FEEL BETTER ABOUT RECENT PROBLEMS

  • @AmayaMatrixa
    @AmayaMatrixa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    Me: *sees video, clicks*
    Me at the end: Ah yes, a perfect husbando. Nothing wrong with Dio, he a pretty chill dude.
    "... Let's go ahead and see about getting you that thing you like to eat. Oh... And just in case the thought may have crossed your mind.. If you'd like me to feed it to you, you need only ask"
    Me, slamming hands down on a table: That! Husband material!
    (Seriously dude, keep these up! Love these and if I had Patreon, I'd donate!)

    • @somewierdoonline2402
      @somewierdoonline2402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Video games need to keep note because new games are lacking husband material

    • @AmayaMatrixa
      @AmayaMatrixa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@somewierdoonline2402 we need a Jojo's Dating Simulator lol and yeah, I agree with you.

    • @soggy_cocacola5673
      @soggy_cocacola5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AmayaMatrixa Yess

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes pls I want dio to be real I'm just a weeb oki

    • @le_mothman
      @le_mothman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm glad to see you enjoy my company

  • @UrFavSangheili
    @UrFavSangheili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "what would you like to eat?"
    Chimkem numgit an cheemsburmger wim fweyes

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You'll have to speak clearly if you want to eat.

  • @darthbacon3331
    @darthbacon3331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love how he covers up his vampirism by just framing it as a sun alergy

  • @Strawberry-ue1rc
    @Strawberry-ue1rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dio:
    Deep beautiful voice
    Me:
    Why does this make me feel weirdly uncomfortable yet feel like you’re the best husbando material ever.
    Dio, mixed feelings here. Mixed feelings.
    Dio:
    Smh man I’m just trying to be nice I-
    Aka, that voice acting is 100% amazing and I’m just gonna get a whole entire universe to clap for you 😳

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That would make me very happy.

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The only thing that makes me uncomfortable is kira getting drunk and just danceing

  • @diegobrando3146
    @diegobrando3146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    DIO:"if you would like anything to eat. anything thing, What would it be?"
    Me: pizza monzrella

  • @Ravens_Claws_
    @Ravens_Claws_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Dio: *more whispering*
    Me: Sir, you’re making me feel some type of way, and I don’t know if I like it... *proceeds to find fanfiction*
    -
    Dio: Tell me your secret~
    Me:... *starts venting*
    -
    Dio: Tell me... where did you grow up?
    Me: *tells him my self-insert’s story*
    -
    Dio: if you want me to feed it to you, you need only ask~
    Me: *blushes* y-yeah sure
    Dio: *chuckles*
    Me: *laughs awkwardly*

    • @Ravens_Claws_
      @Ravens_Claws_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why are people liking this??? Djddjdnjxnd

    • @Andrew-vl6cu
      @Andrew-vl6cu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idk

    • @bihwah2058
      @bihwah2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nitro Zemmi i dont know man

    • @banini-banini
      @banini-banini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gatta shift realities at this point 😾🖐❤️

  • @jpc2901
    @jpc2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me : pauses the video and goes and a rant and vent because dio is the best therapist.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That makes me really happy.

  • @terry3056
    @terry3056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dio: “if you could have anything to eat what would it be?”
    Me: t r ä v į ś š ç ø t t b ō r g ė r
    Dio: “so be it”

  • @Livvvyloaf
    @Livvvyloaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Why did I learn more history from Dio than from my actual teacher?

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perhaps you were more interested in the information because of who was teaching it?

    • @MajimaOnCrack
      @MajimaOnCrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stanpai is right, the fact that DIO is teaching is so much better then some middle aged Human

    • @Oduah-358
      @Oduah-358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MajimaOnCrack didn't you kill dio?

  • @JayJayEpicness
    @JayJayEpicness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I had no idea how badly I needed these videos until now; I don't even listen to roleplay asmrs but your portrayal of DIO and his charisma feels so authentic to the source material that it had me mesmorized!!
    I'd love to see more of these from you!! Your interpretation of DIO is great! I listened to this while drawing him and I think it kinda helped me get a better idea of his demeanor!
    (Truthfully, I found this video to see if anyone had made audio of DIO with an obnoxious cockney accent for a meme thingy but this is a WAAAAAY more satisfying find)

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you for taking the time to write!
      I pitch this video as ASMR because I expect people looking for memes to click on it. Fortunately, the content itself seems able to stand on its own two feet.
      Thank you also for your kind words. This second episode was actually commissioned by a user who wishes to remain anonymous. I'm very thankful that it seems to resonate with people on a deep level. I spend a lot of time as an actor and fan of different things such as Jojo allowing myself to dig into the characters. Dio in particular has become a very special character to me. Just as with all of the character roleplays on my channel, this was 100% improvised material. It's extremely satisfying to know that my innate feelings about who DIO is manage to reach so many people.
      Thank you for watching.

    • @JayJayEpicness
      @JayJayEpicness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stanpai Wow!! I can't believe this wasn't scripted! You were able to hit the highs and the lows of the conversation soooo naturally in both of these! The pacing was great! I cant believe you're able to improvise SOO in-character like this for 10 minutes!
      I watched some of your other vids- You're a very skilled voice actor!!! I'll definitely keep an eye out for your commission prices! I'm glad I found this channel!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JayJayEpicness hit me up via Twitter DM (@themanlystanley) or via email (stanpaistudios@gmail.com) to talk commission!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JayJayEpicness and once again thank you so much for your kind praise.

  • @catalinacasasco609
    @catalinacasasco609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dio: you see... I’m terribly allergic to sunlight
    Me: lmao same tho

  • @flufflemuffin3882
    @flufflemuffin3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dio went from 4th favorite to first as soon as I heard "..Good morning."

  • @layssourcreamandonionchips5442
    @layssourcreamandonionchips5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sea levels arent the only thing rising

  • @lou_revived
    @lou_revived 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thought of DIO just... being like this to me. Makes my heart go crazy. I cannot handle this.

  • @happyrama2764
    @happyrama2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Once again another outstanding video! Your voice work is truly amazing!

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oi! Okuyasu! Thank you!

  • @musikalmurder
    @musikalmurder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dio: I must ask one thing of you while you are here. Please do not open the curtains, you see I'm.. terribly allergic to sunlight
    Me: Dio, sweetie I also happen to be "allergic" to sunlight so No worries

  • @johnny4835
    @johnny4835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This was the best thing i have ever heard in my life😩

  • @alyssamesina6640
    @alyssamesina6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Your voice is just utterly astounding. I truly adore your own take on dio, it's magnificent. This is the besterest thing ever

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so very much. I am honored.

  • @britttripgames
    @britttripgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    These sessions make me feel oddly assured when I'm feeling down so thanks.

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Happy to help!

  • @judythompson479
    @judythompson479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dio: what is your secret?
    Me: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao

  • @royalmage1931
    @royalmage1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dio: If you wanted to have anything in the world, what would it be?
    Me: GIVE ME A STAND DAMMIT

    • @cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256
      @cheaprobloxuncledanesrando2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anything in The World?His organs are the only way i guess

    • @TheUnderNerd
      @TheUnderNerd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ANSNNAS
      JUST GIVE ME A GODDAMN STAND I WANT TO MURDER THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE RN

  • @KentoNanamisbbg
    @KentoNanamisbbg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dio: what would you like to eat
    Me: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No dio IS a good guy

    • @KentoNanamisbbg
      @KentoNanamisbbg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karambit821 r u sure bout that Kakyoin? He turned you into a donut

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KentoNanamisbbg yeah After he learned what i did to his mom a century ago

    • @KentoNanamisbbg
      @KentoNanamisbbg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@karambit821 PFFF-

    • @karambit821
      @karambit821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KentoNanamisbbg hmph

  • @hyacinthe4478
    @hyacinthe4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Can Dio cough on me already 😔

    • @NACtheMC
      @NACtheMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dio can give me the corona and I'd be completely okay with it 👀👄👀

    • @isimpforjojocharacters2131
      @isimpforjojocharacters2131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ria B that's actually a great question

    • @goonisaur175
      @goonisaur175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg can HE

    • @demchii
      @demchii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ria B that's the question

    • @IvansBandagess
      @IvansBandagess 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck 💀

  • @eijirokirishimasupremacy9413
    @eijirokirishimasupremacy9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dio: Wake up
    Me: **rolls over**
    Dio: *wake up I’m hungry mortal*

  • @thomasgonzales-johnson6298
    @thomasgonzales-johnson6298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I read this as dio wakes up breakfast and it’s the same thing either way

  • @okarlipedia
    @okarlipedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    _me: _*_casually plays the video while i'm drawing_*
    _DIO: ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ_
    _me: _*_FUCKING DIES_*

  • @breadrd
    @breadrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me in the entire video:
    Dio can we eat breakfast yet,

  • @pr.depper4819
    @pr.depper4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    * asmr whispers into ear * Wryyyyyy...

  • @pitayau
    @pitayau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I cried because of how cute and wholesome this is 😳

  • @Ansytea
    @Ansytea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I didnt expect a therapy session out of this, Lord Dio

  • @Joe-km5ou
    @Joe-km5ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    DIO, thank you for the tingles I, DIO

  • @memeyboi1320
    @memeyboi1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me: Hears Dio
    Also me: Is it just me or is it getting hot?

  • @terminianhistorian7185
    @terminianhistorian7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I didn't know I needed this. Thank you Stan! 😊

  • @oliviarodrigolover911
    @oliviarodrigolover911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    What the hell is “orange juice”? Let’s get some Joestar blood bro

  • @seatray_real
    @seatray_real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now remember - this is the same man who has severe maniacal hysteria and gone mental over some dude with an funny hairy hat

  • @frostfrog6393
    @frostfrog6393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Help, I watched the first one before sleeping last night and than this one came out. I’m not sure if I should be scared or confused

  • @GrislyART.
    @GrislyART. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    therapy=expensive.❌ Dio= Free💛✅

  • @emperor_rat
    @emperor_rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw this on my feed and feel called out. This doesn't make my crush on that bastard any better.

  • @overcookedwaffle9299
    @overcookedwaffle9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yooo I love your voice acting!! Btw, if you’re gonna make more parts of the Dio asmr, I have an idea for ya, what if you added like a scene where dio asks you if you wanna become a vampire so you could be immortal and stay with him forever?? Just a suggestion lol. Keep up the good work!!

  • @Missing-Ace
    @Missing-Ace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Was I asleep for ten months?

  • @coomlord5409
    @coomlord5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He would genuinely make a great father.

  • @aviothic-angel
    @aviothic-angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: Hey, , did you know that Egypt was basically the capital of the world back then?
    Friend: Really? Where did you learn that?
    Me:
    Me: Anyways,

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      :) this was a delight to read

  • @Definitely_Dave
    @Definitely_Dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is epic. I only wish it were longer.

  • @milkman6414
    @milkman6414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This is clearly fake because dio would never were his shirt inside

  • @convoyboi9841
    @convoyboi9841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Imma go cry in the shower.

  • @samuelmelendez7566
    @samuelmelendez7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This seems like something that would be on my recommended but I subbed to this

  • @churippu3052
    @churippu3052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me, holding it up to my ear just to check the audio:
    “Good morning”
    Me: I am but a humble doormat

  • @m.b3839
    @m.b3839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dio at 5:10 : what about you? Where were you born?
    Me: England mate same as you
    Dio: Tell me, what was it like growing up there?
    Me: Fam we lived about an hour away from eachother you should bloody know what it's like to grow up there

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He lived there a century earlier

  • @NafeeDoesStuff
    @NafeeDoesStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I would like to hangout with DIO someday

  • @Agent-ft2qg
    @Agent-ft2qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What do you want for breakfast?
    Me: "Sleep, now leave me alone I want to sleep more"
    btw your really good at this✨👁️👄👁️✨

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha! Thank you!

  • @gamingsparky43
    @gamingsparky43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I’ve been doing some reading while you slept”
    Whyd my brain think he said reading about us 🥲

  • @AceofSpades820
    @AceofSpades820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *when a video makes you want to talk back and say out loud your life problems*

  • @haimaconspectusalumni
    @haimaconspectusalumni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DIO with his pals: soothing, friendly, very welcoming
    DIO with his enemies: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, JOTARO? WHATS UP!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO?!? SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS CHUCKLENUTS

  • @cringe_works
    @cringe_works 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dio give me corona

  • @theclownery1337
    @theclownery1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love these, please make more!! your dio voice is top tier

  • @charleskaye7777
    @charleskaye7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dio: I want you to take full advantage of...

  • @BlackRevolutionaryAfroKid
    @BlackRevolutionaryAfroKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This feels so off without the dark rebirth ambiance we usually hear around Dio...

  • @twoyux6248
    @twoyux6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He do be waking me up but wanting me to go to sleep

  • @giogioscominghome4331
    @giogioscominghome4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    AAAAH I'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH YOUR DIO ASMR ONCE MORE!

  • @yellowthunder1042
    @yellowthunder1042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh Dio serving me breakfast is very appreciated 😁

  • @amberjames478
    @amberjames478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dio: I would hate for you to be overwhelmed
    Me : *completely fucking overwhelmed* I'm ok just gotta put a bunch of toilet paper on my neck plus garlic

    • @MajimaOnCrack
      @MajimaOnCrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That doesn't work against me

    • @amberjames478
      @amberjames478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MajimaOnCrack welp I'm screwed 😅

  • @lancer265_
    @lancer265_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Dio for waking me up

  • @gogogorm
    @gogogorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that's a good DIO voice

  • @mmun_
    @mmun_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OK I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH TY MY SIMP SELF IS SHOWING

  • @rosesircus3394
    @rosesircus3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YESSSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO ARRIVE

    • @Stanpai
      @Stanpai  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your wait... Has ended.

    • @rosesircus3394
      @rosesircus3394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stanpai THANK YOUUUUUUUUU. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT ELSE YOU COME UP WITH