I am not ashamed to say it But the pact is I am nod nod ashamed of THIS They pull into the many disabled space in this car park I can hardly believe my eyes How do you get the sausage man to love his mother better He gives her a lift home in her own car She walks out tat car park He fixes his hair He gets another ma He gets rid of her How do you give a sausage to a woman You opened her mouth You then fuck her
I honestly believe Starmer and Milliband are literally mad, and the rest of the government not much better, Lammy our Foreign Sec? We are a laughing stock🤦♂️
He had no problem saying ceasefire for Gaza. He got those words right. However, when it came to talking about the poor people trapped in tunnels for over a year, he was already thinking of his lunch. This is how heartless this man is.
It's embarrassing for British public to hear him speaking. Can we not get some one in his place. What with the rest of them. What a laughing stock this country is.
The vastly overpopulated United Kingdom is on a dangerous, destructive, dysfunctional, disorganised and depressing journey, on route to a truly dystopian destination.
@@sueedwards9334 There's a suggestion he was getting his script _voiced_ to him, possibly by a mic in his glasses, which makes a lot of sense out of this. I have watched him these last weeks and as painful as he is to watch I do get the strong sense he hates live speaking. He isn't any good at speaking to people at the best of times, but in front of a live audience and without any stage management he struggles to cope... You can see the No10 press office in the backstage, and he comes out with "Return the Sausages!", and they will have their heads in their hands at the futility of trying to make this man look good in front of a live audience. HE is the weakest link. And you can be sure he hates it. Absolutely hates it. Because he doesn't just look stupid, he _feels_ stupid. Which is the very worst thing that can happen to him from his perspective... "Mr I-Know-it-All." is showing himself off to be an idiot.
He's a barrister and a KC, if anyone should be able to speak fluently and accurately without notes, it is one of them, it is literally the essence of their profession.
My dad used to come out with strange words just before he started with dementia, at the time I actually said I would never wish that on my worst enemy I make an exception in this case
I hear Keir is stepping down as pm as he is rubbish, he is starting his new career in tv, he is going to be a presenter on bangers and cash and he is doing a voice over for the upcoming movie sausage party 2
It's not even as if it sounded a bit like sausages. It was clear as a bell. His mind was actually on sausages when he's meant to be talking about serious world events.
Lord Alli buys him new glasses, and he still can't read the autocue. After the summer riots/protests Sir Keir's first priority was to protect Muslims. Don't expect Labour to have any sympathy for Israel.
I have no doubt. ‘If all else fails they take us to war - war is a racket and a money making tool’ Gerald Celante We know how much TTK loves money and he doesn’t have a conscience about killing people.
When he says they he's talking about me and you, the British public.What does that tell you about this pm . He's not for us, he has no idea who we are !
This shows that all the Labour MP’S speech’s are not written by them, they are just reading from an auto-q. No passion, no heart just words, wonder if they will soon call terrorist - friends, or have their policy to suspect licences already proved this ?
The speech was like a Vicar guiding his flock---reading from an autocue until he 'ad-libbed' and said 'sausages'---and,no real apology for the 'slip-up'---Do as I tell you and everything will be OK--Dreadful!
Our Relationship With Mossad Is Vital To The Security of Our Country And If They Decide Not To Share Info Because of The Rhetoric Coming From The Labour Party ..We Will Be In Serious Trouble...Especially as We Are Letting In Unchecked Migrants into our Country.. At An Alarming Rate... I Fear For Our Country Under Labour
Starmers first... wurst... mistake... ... then, his second... regurgitating a... past it's sell by date... more gristle than meat... Two Sausage Solution... which nobody can stomach... A plateful of Starmer, and his Adenoidal whine... it's enough to make anyone sick...
How can this man and the entire muppet show of a government be taken seriously? Israel, please accept our sincere apologies for what has to be the worst gaffe in living memory. I mean, I can't even get my head around such a stupid mistake. Wow. What an embarrassment. The lot of them have to go. And NO Keir - WE DON'T WANT MORE CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES. GET IT?
I can't help but think, Starmer states the Pensioners will be better off next April because they will be getting a extra 450 pounds pension benefit. Will that take them over the threshold knowing full well more Pensioners will lose their winter fuel payment next year.
You could have made a packet... betting on him to say Sausages during his speech... Is this the start of Sausage Gate???... I might risk £2 on him saying "lying Zionist bast@rds" in his next speech... if donors demand their money back...
All the bitter voters that voted Tory. Here's what we've got so far. 1. Sausages 2. Free tickets to Taylor Swift and the Arsenal. 3. Pensioners losing £90 because of the Tories overseeing £22 Billion this year.
My guess is they are using AI to write their speeches using a voice prompt and it heard sausages and did not catch the inappropriateness. I say this because it was pointed out in history debunked that a book he had (1066 and all that) had an errata list which includes 'sausages, should be hostages'. So one can assume that in that reproduction, a word processor was used for spell checking without actually proof reading . The only other thing I can think is that his glasses are audio enabled and he is hearing the words and just repeats them which would explain that stare as he is concentrating on doing so and he mis heard. I wouldnt be surprised if most of the cabinet are using AI to write speeches given the bland and random nature of the content (see Angela Rayner) All just my speculations but it cant be natural to write such a speech and then not to have actually gone through it a couple of times surely
Think you are bang on the money, it wasnt a mistake, he read or repeated what he was told, he didnt even catch himself saying it, and as for Rayner, same thing, Kamala Harris with a Manchester accent, talks for ages, says nothing.
We are in the hands of the Wef the unions big pharma with a government who are only capable of playing pin the tail on the donkey and musical chairs govern? I would not trus them to feed the hedgehogs (they might decide they are working class far right hedgehogs) I am 66 and cry for our young!
Their contempt for reality is palpable
100% agree
No matter what the future of the Labour party this PM will always go down as a sausage.
He cannot do so, as he is Jewish, and pork is forbidden for them. Unless it's a vegan Frankenstein sausage.
Release the sausages😅 This is the bloke that refused to prosecute Jimmy Saveloy.
Man that is funny 😂
Brilliant
And gave advice on how to incarcerate Lassange allegedly. Not a good guy. Think he sold his soul a long time ago and still collecting on it.
Oh hell, I'm buckled up here😂😂😂😂. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😄😄😄😄😄😄
Disgusting
The word CONTROL says it all to me!
100% agree
You Starmer need to resign along with your cabinet, let’s put the real grownups in charge in the name of the Reform Party.
😂 do you have any stand up comedy gigs coming up in Scotland ?
Embarrassing leadership.
No leadership just embarrassing
Maybe caught something from Biden.
'Leadership'?
@@keplermission4947🤣
TTK has made a real full monty out of this speech
Rayner should be sacked.
You mean miss pidgin English 😂
I am ashamed of this government and I apologise to Israel and to the families of the hostages for the crassnus of this disgraceful PM.
Crassness.
I believe Starmer said that word deliberately - utter shame on him.
Well said.
I am not ashamed to say it
But the pact is
I am nod nod ashamed of THIS
They pull into the many disabled space in this car park
I can hardly believe my eyes
How do you get the sausage man to love his mother better
He gives her a lift home in her own car
She walks out tat car park
He fixes his hair
He gets another ma
He gets rid of her
How do you give a sausage to a woman
You opened her mouth
You then fuck her
The sausage comment was deliberate? Would he actually sink that low?
This government would be a joke, if it wasn't so dangerous......
starmer is a embarrassment to britain
I am ashamed of this prime minister
Shame on him for making such a mistake
No one will remember his speech just sausages
Bit like That's Life with a dog speaking & saying "sausages"!
@@ruthcollins2841’Walls’ 🐶
Doing a Biden !
True. As soon as I heard about Sausages, I immediately thought of the dog on That's Life with Esther Rantzen ❤@@ruthcollins2841
This is just never ending and I am scared for the future.
His definition of working people is ‘people with no savings’ sadly . He means to relieve every one of any savings they may have in my view.
That's why they are campaigning for change, that's all we'll have in our pockets.
The first true thing that Starmer has said. We do want a Reform government.
I honestly believe Starmer and Milliband are literally mad, and the rest of the government not much better, Lammy our Foreign Sec? We are a laughing stock🤦♂️
He made the "gaff"about sausages because as usual he was telling "porkie pies"
Got his barbecue confused with the autocue!😂
@@ruthcollins2841 don’t say that knowing how daft he is he will think that’s waiting for a haircut
He had no problem saying ceasefire for Gaza. He got those words right. However, when it came to talking about the poor people trapped in tunnels for over a year, he was already thinking of his lunch. This is how heartless this man is.
And to think his wife is jewish
Silly sausage 👍😂
It's embarrassing for British public to hear him speaking. Can we not get some one in his place. What with the rest of them. What a laughing stock this country is.
Lammy was always going to be a disaster.
The British Government does not support Israel😢
Unfortunately, you are right, and that is because they fully support Islamic views over everything else.
It was a glitch in his A.I. Programming, after all… he is not human.
Yep. Even robots make mistakes.
That's more than likely how he refers to them to his staff.
Yep
110%
I think after this horrible gaffe Starmer could be showing signs of early dementia. No one in their right mind would ever make such a big error.
Very true. No normal person would do such a thing. As Mike says, he’s not normal.
No, only a demon-possessed soul.
Sausage Wars: Return Of The Cumberland.
They had their backs to the WALL'S.
Starting in Richmond or Lincolnshire?😂
Episode V: The Knockwurst Strikes Back 😂😂😂
The vastly overpopulated United Kingdom is on a dangerous, destructive, dysfunctional, disorganised and depressing journey, on route to a truly dystopian destination.
Wow 👌
@Smith-z8q1r My city centre is exactly the same, shame on the politicians.
@Smith-z8q1r You are so right ✅️
Not one sausage released since yesterday?
HaMASH has to be removed from the sauce to the pea!🤷♀️
He’s just a TOAD in the hole
There is something very wrong with Starmer.
I’m more and more convinced that he’s a robot.Or maybe just a rigidly controlled automaton.
@@sueedwards9334 There's a suggestion he was getting his script _voiced_ to him, possibly by a mic in his glasses, which makes a lot of sense out of this. I have watched him these last weeks and as painful as he is to watch I do get the strong sense he hates live speaking. He isn't any good at speaking to people at the best of times, but in front of a live audience and without any stage management he struggles to cope...
You can see the No10 press office in the backstage, and he comes out with "Return the Sausages!", and they will have their heads in their hands at the futility of trying to make this man look good in front of a live audience. HE is the weakest link. And you can be sure he hates it. Absolutely hates it. Because he doesn't just look stupid, he _feels_ stupid. Which is the very worst thing that can happen to him from his perspective... "Mr I-Know-it-All." is showing himself off to be an idiot.
He's a nut case.
He's a barrister and a KC, if anyone should be able to speak fluently and accurately without notes, it is one of them, it is literally the essence of their profession.
My dad used to come out with strange words just before he started with dementia, at the time I actually said I would never wish that on my worst enemy I make an exception in this case
Two Tier, Free Gear, keir "Biden" starmer.
How much damage have they done that we dont yet know about?? This will seriously come back and bite us in the ass
There are far too many sausages in government already.
He doesn’t know what a woman is
He said that 99% of women don’t have a sausage. Lammy said a woman could grow a cervix if she abstained from sausages for 6 months .
Maybe someone he knew messed about with sausages in the woodshed and confused him 😂😂😂😂😂 Oh I just saw something nasty in the wood shed .
I hear Keir is stepping down as pm as he is rubbish, he is starting his new career in tv, he is going to be a presenter on bangers and cash and he is doing a voice over for the upcoming movie sausage party 2
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
It's not even as if it sounded a bit like sausages. It was clear as a bell. His mind was actually on sausages when he's meant to be talking about serious world events.
Chipolata Starmer will go down as the worst PM this country has ever had.
The wurst PM we've ever had
They really don’t know what they are doing
I think they do and are just confident they can get away with it.
Blind, Leading the Blind.
A joke from XTwitter: Starmer has sausages on the brain because he is on a gravy train.
Every Country is in the world used to respect the UK. Sadly this is not so. Israel's Leadership is strong and brilliant in all aspects
A sausage to fortune there... I think...
Bad things happen to sausages.
You're right. I would not want to be an israeli sausage in today's international environment.
Lord Alli buys him new glasses, and he still can't read the autocue. After the summer riots/protests Sir Keir's first priority was to protect Muslims. Don't expect Labour to have any sympathy for Israel.
Britain has a cannibalism problem
Release the hounds!
No! Release the sausages first!
He is going to cause a war
I have no doubt. ‘If all else fails they take us to war - war is a racket and a money making tool’ Gerald Celante We know how much TTK loves money and he doesn’t have a conscience about killing people.
Did he mean PORK SAUSAGES ?
Probably his mind was temporary elsewhere and he could have been thinking POKE SAUSAGES 😂😂😂
When he says they he's talking about me and you, the British public.What does that tell you about this pm . He's not for us, he has no idea who we are !
Yes knowing who we are is far more complicated than knowing what a woman is 😂😂😂
This shows that all the Labour MP’S speech’s are not written by them, they are just reading from an auto-q. No passion, no heart just words, wonder if they will soon call terrorist - friends, or have their policy to suspect licences already proved this ?
Never take a speech when you are really hungry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Obviously, liar Keir Starmer"s free £2,700 designer glasses are not very good maybe he should have gone to Specsavers!
Control. That is the Starmer by word😢
there are still british and american hostages!!!
Because Starmer isn't normal clearly.
Labour "Sausage" Party.
Starmer is leader of the Sausage Party!
Lammy wears training shoes !
He looks like a pack of burst sausages.
As someone brilliantly said in one of the comments. " From the gravy to the pea, sausages will be free." I found that hilarious.
Get this sausage out lol
The speech was like a Vicar guiding his flock---reading from an autocue until he 'ad-libbed' and said 'sausages'---and,no real apology for the 'slip-up'---Do as I tell you and everything will be OK--Dreadful!
He can’t kiss his wife because he doesn’t know if she is woman or not 😂
Yep. She might be concealing a vestigial sausage somewhere down below.
That’s a bit queer
I’ve always thought Starmer must’ve had hearing issues growing up because of the way he speaks. Am I right?
Our Relationship With Mossad Is Vital To The Security of Our Country And If They Decide Not To Share Info Because of The Rhetoric Coming From The Labour Party ..We Will Be In Serious Trouble...Especially as We Are Letting In Unchecked Migrants into our Country.. At An Alarming Rate... I Fear For Our Country Under Labour
Its obviously what he says when hes joking around with his cronies
That was said on purpose. Advertising the sausage industry probably means another "donation" on the way.
He had sausages on his mind!
what is he trying to do cause trouble
Quite possibly
To think people believe every word these people say .
A bunch of clueless grifters
Starmers first... wurst... mistake...
... then, his second... regurgitating a... past it's sell by date... more gristle than meat... Two Sausage Solution... which nobody can stomach...
A plateful of Starmer, and his Adenoidal whine... it's enough to make anyone sick...
Definitely not a kosher comment
He is the embodiment of eurosausage in Yes Minister.
... all gristle... and no meat...
i thought hed said that but couldnt replay it until this morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the sausages gaff was intentional.
Needs new glasses
Needs a new brain--and a personality!
@@MsJackrussell2A software update.
Sausages what a fool he is 😅😅
I think the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off
We must release the sausages from the hummus
Sausage Starmer, Keir Sausage, David "Sausage" Lammy, Yvette "Sausage" Cooper, Angela "Sausage" Rayner and Rachel "Sausage" Reeves.
All with their hands rubbing on Ali Wackbottoms rich Sausage!-)
Shame on him😡👍
In Prime Minister’s question time he called Rishi the PM!
Yes, about 5 times 🤣🤣
He’s Biden on steroids
How can this man and the entire muppet show of a government be taken seriously? Israel, please accept our sincere apologies for what has to be the worst gaffe in living memory.
I mean, I can't even get my head around such a stupid mistake. Wow. What an embarrassment. The lot of them have to go.
And NO Keir - WE DON'T WANT MORE CONTROL OVER OUR LIVES. GET IT?
Are we going to be told it was Russian interference with the auto cue? “The automaton will trot out what the auto cue tells him to, Vladimir”
I think kier has been talking to dianne abbot far too much
The kiss - he missed the point as usual!
Its obvious. You will only get a free plasticine when the sausages are free.. Durr!!
I can't help but think, Starmer states the Pensioners will be better off next April because they will be getting a extra 450 pounds pension benefit.
Will that take them over the threshold knowing full well more Pensioners will lose their winter fuel payment next year.
They’ve still to survive the winter before they get the supposed raise in April.
@@hos65 I know that, but more Pensioners will lose their winter fuel payment next year because their threshold will be over 12 thousand pounds a year.
@@pennymcneela7095 I agree, they only give so they can take more.
Isn’t that raise to compensate for the increase in the cost of living,in which case we will be no better off.
Sausageman
Starmer and his croanies its like watching one flew over the cuckoos nest!!
Just listening to him makes me heave
Maybe someone dared him to say it.
You could have made a packet... betting on him to say Sausages during his speech... Is this the start of Sausage Gate???...
I might risk £2 on him saying "lying Zionist bast@rds" in his next speech... if donors demand their money back...
He was just checking to see if anyone was listening.
I hope there will be no English sausages being lost
Two Tier made a mess of kissing his wife when she looks to be the only choice he’s ever made that he got right.
All the bitter voters that voted Tory. Here's what we've got so far.
1. Sausages
2. Free tickets to Taylor Swift and the Arsenal.
3. Pensioners losing £90 because of the Tories overseeing £22 Billion this year.
Oh yeah and also an incorrect way to kiss your wife
Someone is pulling Starmer's strings. His personal qualities show that he was never destined to be PM.
My guess is they are using AI to write their speeches using a voice prompt and it heard sausages and did not catch the inappropriateness. I say this because it was pointed out in history debunked that a book he had (1066 and all that) had an errata list which includes 'sausages, should be hostages'.
So one can assume that in that reproduction, a word processor was used for spell checking without actually proof reading .
The only other thing I can think is that his glasses are audio enabled and he is hearing the words and just repeats them which would explain that stare as he is concentrating on doing so and he mis heard.
I wouldnt be surprised if most of the cabinet are using AI to write speeches given the bland and random nature of the content (see Angela Rayner)
All just my speculations but it cant be natural to write such a speech and then not to have actually gone through it a couple of times surely
Think you are bang on the money, it wasnt a mistake, he read or repeated what he was told, he didnt even catch himself saying it, and as for Rayner, same thing, Kamala Harris with a Manchester accent, talks for ages, says nothing.
Starmer must have been hungry 😂
We are in the hands of the Wef the unions big pharma with a government who are only capable of playing pin the tail on the donkey and musical chairs govern? I would not trus them to feed the hedgehogs (they might decide they are working class far right hedgehogs) I am 66 and cry for our young!
Are you SURE it wasn't deliberate? Quote from comedy history book- '1066 and All That' Erratum Page: "For 'sausage' throughout read 'hostage'.
Whoever written his script wanted a Ron Burgundy moment
How ?
When your speech has been written for you and does not come from the heart.