Skyrim: Top 5 Obnoxious and Irritating NPC’s You Shouldn’t Spare in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim

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  • Skyrim is a game with a rich and diverse cast of characters. From heroic companions who will assist you on your journey, to tyrannical dragons bent on world domination, The Elder Scrolls 5 seems to offer every type of NPC one could imagine. However, with such a diverse range of personalities, there’s bound to be few fellows in Skyrim that will get on our nerves in some rather interesting ways. So today we’ll be taking a look at my top five obnoxious NPCs in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim.

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  • @Rebelzize
    @Rebelzize 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3656

    1. Nazeem
    2. Nazeem
    3. Nazeem
    4. Nazeem
    5. any guard

    • @silverpaw8054
      @silverpaw8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      *Guard* "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee"

    • @grapejuice5294
      @grapejuice5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Specifically guards from the reach. I kinda enjoy the other ones but the Forsworn conspiracy quest makes me kill all of the Markarth guard whenever I go.

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@grapejuice5294 - if you want to avoid that, just don't kill any - let the Forsworn go to town on 'em, all while you just stay out of the whole battle. That, or, if you kill Madanach (while still imprisoned), and loot his body, you'll find a key to escape the mine. Once you enter Markarth through the exit of the ruin, Thonar Silver-blood will appear right in front of you, and will appraise you for taking care of Madanach, pay to eliminate your wanted status throughout the Reach, and gift you with an enchanted silver ring. I prefer the second option, for role-playing purposes.

    • @RoyG.BivDevoe
      @RoyG.BivDevoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Guard: "Don't suppose you can enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter."
      Me: Then go get it sharpened you freak, it's still gonna be dull even if I enchant it!!

    • @softdrink6104
      @softdrink6104 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebelzize yes lol

  • @ahamsandwich5528
    @ahamsandwich5528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    1.Nazeem
    2.Every child ingame
    3.Nazeem
    4.Blades
    5.The guard that stole my sweet roll

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Every little chicken that reports me stealing.

    • @mahn3580
      @mahn3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But Lucia isn’t that annoying is she?

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Adalard Richter no... there is another...

    • @Sweetumskitty1789
      @Sweetumskitty1789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adalard Richter And Balgaraths kids and Sissle’e sister.

    • @magarinoskevin2063
      @magarinoskevin2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@mahn3580 Don't forget Sophie, she's a pure soul

  • @roguegamer1173
    @roguegamer1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    I can solidly say that in about 75% of all Skyrim saves Nazeem can no longer visit the cloud district

    • @nazeem8086
      @nazeem8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.

    • @GamingGod-fl2yr
      @GamingGod-fl2yr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Get a giant to send him there

    • @1uup10
      @1uup10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      GamingGod45935 that’s actually a really good joke. The literal cloud district.

    • @jayayebee
      @jayayebee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now, he's in the cloud district permanently

    • @timothyburrows9622
      @timothyburrows9622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's alive in my playthrough because I never save after I kill him. This way I get to kill him again.

  • @whiterunguard4144
    @whiterunguard4144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    Wait... I know you.

    • @vaguesneakthiefgaming182
      @vaguesneakthiefgaming182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Your making a mistake

    • @joshuamanuma2374
      @joshuamanuma2374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Leaves conversation immediately

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *sighs and pays my fine*

    • @Fallen_Angel_
      @Fallen_Angel_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm with the Guild. How about we look the other way this time? *offers XXX amount of gold*

    • @psychsoma
      @psychsoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      *pays the 283 gold bribe on a 5 gold bounty because of mindless rush button pressing*

  • @druidicleonnnjj
    @druidicleonnnjj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    1. The entire Bards guild
    2. The blades (No one tells me to kill parthy warthy)

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Parthuunax is bae 😘

    • @jakes1566
      @jakes1566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But what about how Thicc Alduin is

    • @BakedPotatoYT1
      @BakedPotatoYT1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Paarthunax should be killed anyway. He is a threat to humanity especially when the Dragonborn died. You see, Greybeards are the modern Dragon Priests. And Paarthunax might be faking siding with the Dragonborn especially that he knows Alduin will comeback no matter what. So to keep his dominance as a dragon, he is siding with the Dragonborn at the moment and when the Dragonborn finally dies, at old age or in battle, Greybeards as the modern Dragon Priest and Paarthunax can continue their dragon things, which is to rule all over the tamriel and slave humans.
      It's better safe than never, killing Paarthunax is the best choice to do because you don't know their plans and even if you do, it's not 100% sure. It's freedom, or be a slave to a dragon just like the ancient Elder Scrolls times.
      *"The hardest choices require the strongest wills"*
      _- Thanos (Infinity War)_

    • @readyjoe6427
      @readyjoe6427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      BakedPotatoYT I was taking you kind of serious until I saw you quote thanos.

    • @incogleone9657
      @incogleone9657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bear-ly Andrej honestly the blades are just doing their job. I just told them fuck u and spared the lovable bastard. I just wanna fly on him, if that's not a mod yet make it one!

  • @allhandsondik7803
    @allhandsondik7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    If only Maven could be killed

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I use consol commands to achieve that... We all know maven must die...

    • @proximityclockworkx1572
      @proximityclockworkx1572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      There is a mod that lets you destroy the thiefs guild and expel or execute Maven. Literally called "Destroy the Thieves Guild!" .

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@proximityclockworkx1572 I realy can't wait to download that!! That sounds like My weat dream... I realy hate Thieves guild.

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maven the Knaven.

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @THaTGuY Just use console-commands if the look is important.
      Ohh, you don't visit the Console District? What was I thinking... j/k

  • @oxymoron02
    @oxymoron02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    Everyone talking about Nazeem, but at least you can avoid him and never have to hear his dialogue.
    Now Heimskr, on the other hand...

    • @vitormaodevaca8469
      @vitormaodevaca8469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      you know,you can kill Heimskr,and if you are in the imperial side of the civil war he is arrested,so yeah,you can ''avoid'' him too

    • @argentpuck
      @argentpuck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I had to look up who Nazeem even is because I apparently don't run into him that much, but, yeah, Heimskr I wanted to skewer through his frontal lobes about 20 minutes after I installed the game for the first time.

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@vitormaodevaca8469 sad thing is you have to keep away from the whiterun siege quest if you want to restore the thieves guild to their former glory as you always need to break into Heimskrs house during that questline and Heimskrs house always gets destroyed in the Siege quest..

    • @joenesvick7043
      @joenesvick7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arterexius Gaming yeah, I tend to do that after thief’s guild for that very reason

    • @Shunu_
      @Shunu_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Arterexius i don't think I've ever had to break into his house to do that lmao

  • @hoodie4439
    @hoodie4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    Nazeem will go the cloud district.and i am not talking about the whiterun district

    • @nazeem8086
      @nazeem8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.

    • @jeanport3554
      @jeanport3554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You mean the cloud district....via Giant's Club Airways?

    • @PrinsaVossum
      @PrinsaVossum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jeanport3554I like to call it the "Skyrim Space Program".

    • @corynetherwood4406
      @corynetherwood4406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who said he would go up there

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nazeem8086 I am friends with the Jarl and am thane so.... fus ro dah!!!!

  • @rishabhgoswami7845
    @rishabhgoswami7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Delphine, do I even have to say it? You do NOT command me, I command YOU. Furthermore, the game doesn't even give a single
    good reason to kill Partysnax.
    I just complete the main storyline, make her and Esbern Non-essential and Fus Ro Dah them to Oblivion.

    • @Luubelaar
      @Luubelaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Partysnax. LOL!!

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I use a mod to save Partysnax (cool name, btw)

    • @rishabhgoswami7845
      @rishabhgoswami7845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NorseGraphic The Paarthurnax Dilemma?

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rishabhgoswami7845 Yes.

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find Esbern five times more annoying than Delphine.

  • @samotten9874
    @samotten9874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Maven Black-Briar, the Altmer in Radiant Raiment and Delphine all should've been on the list. "I just handed you the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller, dOeS tHaT mAkE mE dRaGoNbOrN tOo?"

    • @johnstovall7503
      @johnstovall7503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sam Otten I hate Delphine so much.

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "Ill ExPlAiN wHaT i WaNt WhEn I wAnT" or, my absolute favorite, in presence of the literal dragornborn "I could have killed you you know?" no, you are weak as shit, and im only talking to you because its the only way to progress the main story.
      Also fuck you im not killing paarthunax.

    • @undeniableluck1239
      @undeniableluck1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I actually recoiled from how stupid that was when I first heard it. Lol

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @grant macneil I usually rp as a thief/silent assasin and i swear she irritates me so much... todd please remove essentials for TES 6

    • @deathlycynicaltv9729
      @deathlycynicaltv9729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I attacked Delphine enough that it made her hostile for the rest of the main questline. So I just kept calming her until I defeated Alduin and then I publicly executed her with the High King mod and now her headless corpse just lays next to my execution block.

  • @cicero2905
    @cicero2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    _Oh, you prefer to listen, eh? Of course, of course! The Listener _*_listens!_*_ A joke! A funny joke! I get it. Then listen to this - don't kill me. Let poor Cicero live! I attacked the strumpet Astrid, I did! And I'd do it again! Anything for our mother! Return to the pretender, tell her I'm dead! Tell her you strangled me with my own intestines! Ha ha! But lie! Yes, lie! Lie, and _*_let me live!_*

    • @demandred1957
      @demandred1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I've never played the Dark Brotherhood storyline because they pissed me off with the Assassins that they send at the start of the game. But I do kind of want to after reading that.

    • @mutegrab666
      @mutegrab666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Always good to see the Keeper.

    • @jg0620
      @jg0620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Alright cicero

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@demandred1957 Do it and let Cicero live. He has the greatest dark humor for any follower (he will become available as a follower if you let him live) and it's hilarious.

    • @cicero2905
      @cicero2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      *LET'S **_KILL_** SOMEONE* 🙃

  • @grapejuice5294
    @grapejuice5294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Astrid was pretty annoying in my opinion.

    • @r.blakehole932
      @r.blakehole932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, funny thing, every time I meet Astrid she ends of dead somehow. People who stick knives in peoples backs never were on my Christmas Card list.

    • @Xaveston
      @Xaveston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I dunno, she seems very less annoying then say Festus or Arnbjorn.
      I always let her live, she never annoys me. Nazeem now, definitely always.. And Rolff in Windhelm, and Lemkin, and that Solitude guy who never stops going "Don't talk to me!" like I am less them him, you know the fully armored Dragonborn with an enchanted armor set, compared to an measly Nord in an steel armor.

    • @tuazulyrojoeljean
      @tuazulyrojoeljean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@r.blakehole932 Yeah, same here. Every time I want to make a run with the dark brotherhood and Astrid shows up all mischievous and trying to lead me to blindly kill some one I didn't known before, just after she had kidnapping me, my reaction is always: Yeah? and what about i kill you instead? and seconds later i'm all:
      Well, I guess no dark brotherhood this time neither.

    • @demandred1957
      @demandred1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tuazulyrojoeljean exactly, I shot her in the face with a legendary ebony bow because I was so pissed at the Assassins they kept sending at me early in the game.

    • @Zaron_Gaming
      @Zaron_Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I killed her in the shake. Not a fan of being abducted. I did load again when I realized I wanted to do the dark brother quests but it was fun to kill her a true challenge

  • @ohnonono4730
    @ohnonono4730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Confession: I’ve never killed Nazeem in any of my playthroughs

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Do it. DO IT NOW!!!

    • @vapeyeeter6979
      @vapeyeeter6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I have, but it wasn't usually intentional. Just an unlucky man who got in the way of a half-god's murder spree

    • @jarlbalgruuf2415
      @jarlbalgruuf2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same honestly

    • @Akuma-cz4vj
      @Akuma-cz4vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Blasphemy! Heathen! Equip that soul tear immediately!

    • @landonjt7096
      @landonjt7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *HOW DARE YOU*

  • @x0gucx
    @x0gucx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    9:15
    The cat proudly exclaims that he is a defiler of daughters when you ask him who he is. The nagging mother and the frightful mercenary aren't that bad.

    • @Howardax
      @Howardax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The mother is awful, Vasha the cat is obviously worse (being a seasoned bastard) but I always kill them both even if Astrid herself lies dead. The merc seems genuinely remorseful and I can't help but pity him, especially when he starts getting his courage back upon being released and still thanks you for your efforts. But the mom sussing me out even after I cut her binds? Yeah nope - she gets the "Bane caving batman's skull with his fist" treatment

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One is sorry that he went too far, one is having a big mouth, one is admitting being a criminal.

    • @dirtbugg
      @dirtbugg หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nord dude: I'm a merc, just like pretty much everyone else in Skyrim
      Woman: I steal for my children and I don't really care what you think about that
      The cat: hi I'm a sexual predator!!! :):):):)

  • @fusrodahdaily9664
    @fusrodahdaily9664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    _Nazeem...never spare Nazeem._
    *FUS RO DAH!*

    • @katsu6934
      @katsu6934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FUS RO DAH! - Daily no the storm call

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    6:05 " *_hard to swallow deaths_* "
    Oh that's certainly gonna be a quote from now on

    • @nopegaming2117
      @nopegaming2117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Do you visit the cloud districts often,”~Nazeem

  • @anitarecount5081
    @anitarecount5081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    **shows picture of Nazeem** "First, let me start off by asking you a question..."
    Me: "Don't you dare. Don't you f****** dare..."

  • @MrJeff-jd1jv
    @MrJeff-jd1jv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Careful, Mikael might make a diss track on you!

    • @gradys6783
      @gradys6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not a diss track but th-cam.com/video/M87W4AGhrcI/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrJeff-jd1jv
      @MrJeff-jd1jv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grady S precisely.

  • @elliottbarth
    @elliottbarth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nirya: I'm sure you've made note of who's been the most helpful during your time here, Arch-Mage.
    Also Nirya: * LITERALLY DOES NOTHING BUT TALK SMACK ON FARALDA*
    (Whenever I find her next to a ledge, like the bridge to the college, I always love giving her that little fus ro push)

    • @sashosimeonov6486
      @sashosimeonov6486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea man this b*tch deserves far worse than a simple Fus ro push.Faralda is bae(also really useful if you play destruction mage)

  • @vapeyeeter6979
    @vapeyeeter6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    You know, there are so many people who think Cicero is annoying, I'm glad he's not on this list because I like him.

    • @SirAnimosity
      @SirAnimosity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @coolfrymaster
      @coolfrymaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah the voice is just not fitting in skyrim to me so i hate him

    • @ashotofwhiskey219
      @ashotofwhiskey219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's easily my favorite male follower.

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cicero is understandable to an extent since he's mad. He's off his mind, literally. You can't really blame him. Wish that there was a way to make him sane again.
      My only complaint is his voice. It doesn't fit him and, to me at least, his *voice* is what's annoying. Even Braith is better in that department.

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was on board with him wholeheartedly... until he stabbed Veezara.
      Nobody hurts Veezara.

  • @D0NU75
    @D0NU75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Tolfdir is a bit up there too, he is supposed to be one of the wisest mages in Winterhold but his favorite phrase is "I have no idea"

    • @Scoottheboot670
      @Scoottheboot670 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's always important to know when you don't know something

    • @shadowrose8907
      @shadowrose8907 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Scoottheboot670 As the saying goes, "a truly wise man knows that he knows nothing"

  • @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns
    @Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Thought the "cloud district" thing was stupid until I installed a weed mod and sold him a joint. Now I get to the cloud district all the time.

    • @aleksasaxofonista1914
      @aleksasaxofonista1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, e d g y

    • @chake9524
      @chake9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aleksasaxofonista1914 you mean D A N K

    • @shadowrose8907
      @shadowrose8907 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@aleksasaxofonista1914 No, no, you don't get the SOPHISTICATED humor that is weed 🙄

  • @lmungillo
    @lmungillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I feel like snorreid is the perfect person to level up skills on. Pickpocket, healing, sneaking, all kinds of possibilities

    • @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch
      @HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dude... 10/10 name there.
      -an appreciative Slytherin.

    • @lmungillo
      @lmungillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HollyAnneThePaganChaosWitch thanks my guy! There weren’t a lot of proud Hufflepuffs back in the day so I had options 😂😂

    • @weebe_evee_geebe7027
      @weebe_evee_geebe7027 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds amazing 😂

  • @Intr0vertical
    @Intr0vertical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    The title should be NPCs that are murdered to death in every playthrough no exceptions

  • @lanepowers510
    @lanepowers510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just a tidbit, if you never caught it. In the shack with Astrid, Vasha, the Khajit admits to being a thief as well as a murderer, and potentially even a rapist

  • @KieranH612
    @KieranH612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That last one honestly surprised me. I always kill the Khajit because he's the only one that seems genuinely irredeemable in my eyes. Maybe thats just my hyper-empathy though?

    • @shadowrose8907
      @shadowrose8907 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, yeah, the Khajiit's an admitted serial rapist; I always kill him too

  • @Dragon359
    @Dragon359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's unfortunate Maven is always considered essential in the game, because she isn't to me.

  • @elyoceniar2697
    @elyoceniar2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1. Delphine
    2. Maven Black-Briar
    3. Braith "What are you looking at? I'm not afraid of you"
    4. Jarl Balgruuf's family
    5. Ulfric Stormcloak

  • @zsasz21
    @zsasz21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I like that you didnt go with nazeem actually. He's way to easy of an entry to put on this list. That would be like making a top 5 homes in skyrim list and putting all 3 of the hearthfire homes on it

    • @adanmartinezpiano
      @adanmartinezpiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Such a smooth analogy

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he still deserves an honorable mention.

    • @zsasz21
      @zsasz21 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanpeacock4290 I could definitely see an honorable mention but some of channels like to make list with ridiculously easy picks for the list. What culture has a video of "10 worst thing to happen to batman" and number 1 is his parents dying. Like yeah that's bad but you literally couldn't think of anything else bad that happened to BATMAN of all people.

  • @jmoulden5579
    @jmoulden5579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Am I the only one who kills all three prisoners with the Dark Brotherhood initiation?

    • @direitosautorais7282
      @direitosautorais7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      nope

    • @Eh-its-me
      @Eh-its-me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me, no mercy. I even try to kill Astrid then die and have to restart the quest

    • @demandred1957
      @demandred1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Eh-its-me try to kill her? I usually one shot her in the face with a bow

    • @bmariec88
      @bmariec88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Always. They are all annoying lol.

    • @mrsmissy2669
      @mrsmissy2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah, almost every playthrough! Dead, dead, and dead...

  • @oliparker6256
    @oliparker6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Aww I liked fulthiem, he's the only one there who I actually liked.

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's the only one of them i even concidered saving actually...

    • @sotired2245
      @sotired2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was the one I manged to not kill on a dark brotherhood killing spree

    • @Fargoth_Ur
      @Fargoth_Ur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, coward or not, he's not as grating as the mother. But neither of them are as bad as the Khajiit, even if he is the most polite.

    • @ryanlikestoontown
      @ryanlikestoontown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      English Ollie nah that khajiit was funny as hell I think we really connected when we found out that we had defiling daughters in common 😂😂

    • @carolinewhitehouse4887
      @carolinewhitehouse4887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ryanlikestoontown says the guy who still hasn't been defiled himself

  • @jimbobbyhutchinson313
    @jimbobbyhutchinson313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have the mod where I can recruit anyone as a follower. I love taking Nazeem to a certain shrine of Boethia. Good times are had by all.

  • @Cydnaide
    @Cydnaide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I NEVER liked Aia. She's beyond rude. I take her out every play through I play.
    _Just a little spoonful of Mead to help the poison to go down!_

    • @demandred1957
      @demandred1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the most delightful way!

    • @crabman3144
      @crabman3144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mead, mead, mead, Nords and their damn mead! What's it take to get some ale in these parts?
      Stupid bees and their stupid honey...

    • @Cydnaide
      @Cydnaide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@crabman3144 _She said its mine but it ain't mine! Darn who're, she won't get one septim from meh!_

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Maybe not so much obnoxious as _loathsome,_ but Maven grinds my gears far more than Nazeem or anyone on this list. It's especially galling because she's essential, and is tied to so many questlines that it's not even feasible for most mods to touch her.
    She kinda reminds me of Reaver from Fable 2, in that both are NPCs seemingly designed specifically to piss people off, but rendered untouchable from in-universe karma or any player that would love the opportunity to put them down.

  • @AkaiAzul
    @AkaiAzul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5. “Don’t kill him, you might get a chuckle.”
    4. He sleeps literally all the time.

  • @sw-gs
    @sw-gs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Maybe "Most idiotic lines of dialogue in Skyrim?"

  • @TommyGuns666
    @TommyGuns666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Rolff is my least favorite. He goes out of his way to make trouble for the dark elves, and I was really annoyed that he was made essential.

    • @kildawg
      @kildawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But you can get Rolff thrown in jail by framing him for theft as part of the Thieves Guild jobs. Much better than he deserves; which is to join his brother Galmar and Ulfric Stormcloak in the Void or Sovengarde.

    • @mystik_owl
      @mystik_owl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just "setessential 0"-ed him and partied with the ebony blade.

    • @AlastorTheNPDemon
      @AlastorTheNPDemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Took his Essential status off, stalked him all the way to the Grey Quarter, and quietly slit his throat with a dull knife.
      Just taking out the trash.

  • @KingZoe2264
    @KingZoe2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Tbh half the reason I watch your videos is because it looks BEAUTIFUL

  • @ezralee4370
    @ezralee4370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    If nazeem isn’t number one I’m gonna be mad
    Edit: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @feliciab5019
      @feliciab5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He deserves an honorable mention lmao. Nazeem annoys just a bit everyone 🤣

  • @adnanmomin4364
    @adnanmomin4364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Braith deserves a spot here

    • @TheJinx1441
      @TheJinx1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It isn't her fault; blame her parents for being pretty neglectful of her and not showing her healthy ways to show affection.

    • @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos
      @Y-all-mofos-need-Talos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It wasn't on this list because you can't kill without mods

    • @landonjt7096
      @landonjt7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *YES!*

    • @coralux_7194
      @coralux_7194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheJinx1441 this is honestly so true. she definitely is the most annoying child, but it definitely isn’t her fault. how could she know how to love other people when no one has ever showed love towards her?

    • @ianbunch1583
      @ianbunch1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Y-all-mofos-need-Talos setessential 0

  • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
    @minecraftoverlordpe2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Can be A bit threatening"
    "You don't know me? Perhaps I will have my people carve my name into your corpse as a reminder" -that same Kajit moments later

    • @shadowrose8907
      @shadowrose8907 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Also a self-admitted serial rapist

  • @smugglefish8171
    @smugglefish8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I understand Anton. Constantly being discriminated and being constantly being labeled as a Foresworn

  • @LovelessPrince
    @LovelessPrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did you know if returned to the cabin they’ll still be tied up and will say the same things? Unless you kill them they’ll stay that way forever.

  • @roguegamer1173
    @roguegamer1173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just got bait and switched into Mikael. I swear to God mate I can’t do this!

  • @jamesR1990
    @jamesR1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how you tease Nazeem and then avoid actually including him lol

  • @gregtheflyingwhale
    @gregtheflyingwhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Nazeem is a really good guy
    IF I SEE HIS SOUL FILLING MY SOULGEM!!!!!

    • @gregtheflyingwhale
      @gregtheflyingwhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah If I use his soul for enchanting, then the item might be asking me about cloud district very often XD

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pity that you can't charge much for his soul.... It's the right size for the Petty Soul Gem.

  • @kindafatkindastrong5683
    @kindafatkindastrong5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nate judging people for being scared while their tied up, blind folded and just heard they have a 33.3% chance of dying 😂

  • @TheCottonCandyQueen
    @TheCottonCandyQueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    List of People that I would love to deck in Skyrim:
    -Nazeem
    -Mikael (already done that and would love to deck him again)
    -Maven Black-Briar
    -Erikur
    -Delphine (Can’t deck Esbur, he’s an old man, can’t and won’t)
    -The Radient Ramient Ladies
    -Astrid
    -Alduin (done!)

  • @banaanzxcvbnm
    @banaanzxcvbnm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That armor merchant in riften is my most hated person since I interact the most with her

    • @viron6734
      @viron6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grelka. At least she's hot though.

  • @Demonmagnos
    @Demonmagnos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Farengar Secret-Fire is incredibly annoying. He constantly acts high and mighty/ talks down to you just because he's court wizard.
    It's like dude, you're a Nord mage. As far as your kinsmen are concerned, you're a sellout. Have a little humility.

    • @tsubakiofmelancholy6297
      @tsubakiofmelancholy6297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I killed him once and a glitch caused him to still talk to my character. so his dammed ghost haunted me!

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hate the fact that when I am the archmage he still tells me to go to the College of Winterhold if I have the aptitude, and I just want to slap the living crap out of him, and then summon two Dremora Lords to chop him into little pieces.

    • @WhitecollarZombie
      @WhitecollarZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have theory that Farengar is actually undercover Blade. He gives Dragonstone to Delphine and Ebon Blade (last wielded by Hero of Kvatch) is in Dragonsreach, possibly brought there by Farengar when he fled Cyrodiil with rest of the remaining Blades.

    • @neropowers6199
      @neropowers6199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he was a breton. Too ugly to be a nord

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno, he always says something like "Gods smile to you, my friend" or something like that

  • @andreascollet9644
    @andreascollet9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really? I always spare Fultheim, the rest of them are so rude .

  • @kams8759
    @kams8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Everything is so professional on this channel. I love everything you put out Nate. Its like an endless supply of Skooma.

  • @TroubleQuakers
    @TroubleQuakers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The lady that has the clothing store in Solitude. Such a rude character...

  • @katiewallis4788
    @katiewallis4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You asked about the Cloud District as Nazeem does, and I flinched in anger lmao

  • @Nightshade17655
    @Nightshade17655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dude why isn't Nazeem in this list. Everyone has killed Nazeem at least 12 times.

    • @mutegrab666
      @mutegrab666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Never killed him once.

    • @Caerulean
      @Caerulean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually never kill civilians xD ... intentionally.

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, never killed Nazeem.

    • @ahamsandwich5528
      @ahamsandwich5528 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingdavey90 you have much to learn

    • @chriswalker5061
      @chriswalker5061 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

  • @AndreyAndreyevich
    @AndreyAndreyevich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *Jaree-Ra* should absolutely be on the list.

  • @mtgplayer4327
    @mtgplayer4327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:46 Nate baiting us like this should get him a spot on the list

  • @2000kizmo
    @2000kizmo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t need Lydia to carry my burdens or get in the way of my fireballs!

  • @sashosimeonov6486
    @sashosimeonov6486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5.Braith
    4.Arnbjorn
    3.Erikur
    2.Erikur's sister
    1.Nazeem ofc

  • @kawaiikun743
    @kawaiikun743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1. Nazeem
    2. Heimskr
    3. Maven
    4. Braith
    5. Literally ANY guard

  • @wpmer
    @wpmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The second npc saved my playthrough one time. I kept my vampirism level down because I could feed off of him without repercussions till I got a black soul gem filled.

  • @tonyhou9246
    @tonyhou9246 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Delphine: Am I a joke to you?

  • @JH_x3
    @JH_x3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Totally unrelated, but I really like Veezara from the Dark Brotherhood as a character. Such a friendly assassin (as long as you’re a member of the DB)

  • @VeraTheTabbynx
    @VeraTheTabbynx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In the abandoned shack, I find the Khajiit much more irritating. Though the most irritating person in the entire shack is the one I killed. The one who KIDNAPPED ME IN MY SLEEP and dared order me to kill someone for no reason on her behalf.

    • @isaknordlund7627
      @isaknordlund7627 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean you DID steal their contract

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@isaknordlund7627 last I checked I was the one aventus actually asked to do the job

    • @isaknordlund7627
      @isaknordlund7627 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VeraTheTabbynx he asked you cause he thought you were from the DB, he was asking for them

  • @-boiker-5023
    @-boiker-5023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey, just something cool, in honeystrand cave, in the back, under the light, there's a skeleton trapped in the ground, in a position similar to Han Solo, in carbonite. Just thought i should mention it.

  • @MrKroogur
    @MrKroogur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maul
    Dirge
    Vekel the "man"

  • @guano7173
    @guano7173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, the most irritating NPC for me has got to be Eorlund Greymane, Since his one response is to asking him, "What have you got for sale", is always, "GOD'S BE PRAISED!"

  • @arshawitoelar7675
    @arshawitoelar7675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."

  • @Hengebobs
    @Hengebobs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's a mod called something like "hammer time" that let's you loot giant clubs and disenchant the "super fly" effect. I use it on nazeem every time he mouths off.

  • @gregtheflyingwhale
    @gregtheflyingwhale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its all the high Elfs from dominion, isn't it?

  • @twixslayer7161
    @twixslayer7161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nazeem: "Do you come to the cloud very often"
    Me: *Presses F5 with malicious intent*

  • @phantomhurricane666
    @phantomhurricane666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    what about Olfred and Idolaf Battle-Born? if anyone deserves to be murdered to death, they do. during the siege of whiterun, they probably legged it instead of fighting.

  • @Brandonpaniagua1
    @Brandonpaniagua1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @lionpick7913
    @lionpick7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    so basicly anton is skyrims gordon ramsay

  • @donnywilliams9494
    @donnywilliams9494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've never understood the hate for just nazeem. Almost every character you run by a lot repeats the same annoying line. I've had way too many chats with an old woman and I'm ready to burn down Belethor's store just so Sigurd will stfu.

    • @leoalexart
      @leoalexart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NPCs talk way too much without being prompted, it breaks immersion. Bethesda better not repeat this mistake.

  • @tannerclark2758
    @tannerclark2758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love and find it hilarious that he says "Murder to death" when talking about killing someone xD Its so funny and endearing,

  • @dmr3815
    @dmr3815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always hated the Dawnguard’s Orc that walks around cities and recruits the protagonist. If only you’ve seen how frustrated I got seeing that ugly fuck walking towards me to give me that quest early on into the game... I did a decent bit of running to get away from him when I had to be in a city where he was currently at. I even went as far as kill him with the console so he couldn’t talk to me for a while and I can peacefully stroll next to him in his “undead but kinda dead” state as he was laying down on the ground and slowly turning toward me on his knees :D I remember I got the High King mod this one time and told him that he won’t be essential from now on before replying to him as he started talking to me about looking for people to kill vampires with, and I’ve never heard from him again :) ... until a guard in Windhelm mentioned the “vampire hunters” -.-

  • @simonkat2792
    @simonkat2792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5. Nazeem
    4. Nazeem
    3. Nazeem
    2. Nazeem
    1. Nazeem

  • @InsaneAwesomeTony
    @InsaneAwesomeTony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The female smith in Whiterun. Most players probably get their first house there and uses it for their base. A smith is conveniently next door so you can sell loot and craft weapons and armor.
    So you will hear her dialogue too many times and it will drive you crazy.

  • @matthewglover904
    @matthewglover904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Do you get to the cloud district very often,oh what am I saying of course you don’t”.

  • @slimywormbaby7003
    @slimywormbaby7003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not afraid of you! Even if you are my elder!

    • @mondainicorradi
      @mondainicorradi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she is only a child with bad parents

  • @rspklbb190
    @rspklbb190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    all high elves

  • @jimbobbyhutchinson313
    @jimbobbyhutchinson313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I killed Mikael once in a play through, Ysolda wouldn’t talk to me after. Apparently she has the hots for him.

  • @johngrant4470
    @johngrant4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cicero. I make him unessential and he never survives that first meeting. As far as Nazeem goes, I make him essential, make him highly aggro and change his faction so he spends the whole game bleeding out and crawling around Whiterun as the citizens and guards pound him senseless.

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brynjolf really bothers me. I hate the assumptions he makes about your character and just the way he talks. I hate that Delphine sends you to him but to get the information from him, there's no "I don't want to be a part of your stupid gang, just tell me about Esbern," dialogue option and you have to go along with his ridiculous plot. And I hate that there's no way to undermine or disband the thieves' guild at all, like there is with the Dark Brotherhood. I hate the first trip to Riften on every playthrough just because of Brynjolf.

    • @abd-qadirgilani8871
      @abd-qadirgilani8871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There should've been the option to abandon and destroy/disband EVERY joinable faction in the game. For the Dark brotherhood, that's already an option. For the Civil War, you still have the ability to abandon whichever side you chose first and side with the others. The Companions, Thieves Guild and College of Winterhold? Nada. I can't believe no one has made any mod for that yet.
      I mean, its technically impossible to disband the Companion themselves, but at least replace the current members (not that I have any issues, Aela, Vilkas & Farkas are my favorites). You could side with the Silver Hand and blow the Companions' cover. You could breach the College, force them to close. You could rub it all in Maven's face and nuke the Thieves. Why there isn't an option for any of this? Ugh.

    • @Canuovea
      @Canuovea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do remember a mod that stops the whole Thieves Guild thing from being necessary. I used it myself, I have little tolerance for them.

  • @SerathDarklands
    @SerathDarklands 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is Cicero not on this list?
    He's a walking migraine.

    • @harrysherman2511
      @harrysherman2511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. I tend to kill Astrid right away just so there is no DB questline and I never have to hear his high pitched whiny voice.

  • @santukishan12
    @santukishan12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You did miss one and only one.....
    The guard saying - "once I was an adventurer like you, then I got shot in the knee"

  • @mai-8-torch
    @mai-8-torch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was doing the companions questline. one of the odd jobs i was given was to rescue someone from a cave near Riften. decided not to continue with it and try out some of the other quests i had saved up. i do hope Nazeem doesn't mind

  • @Alex-in6be
    @Alex-in6be 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nazeem was in the Cloud district, that’s why he wasn’t seen in this video duh

  • @rissaandjad7858
    @rissaandjad7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love your videos I'm playing threw Skyrim again and I'm trying all your tips and finding special dialogue keep it up

  • @lovelycrimeboy8368
    @lovelycrimeboy8368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way you hinted at Nazeem in the very beginning!

  • @KagamineRoni
    @KagamineRoni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No mom I’m sorry I can’t go to school, I have a unique AI package that only allows me to sleep

  • @LongLiveG
    @LongLiveG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Never been this early before but somehow I still feel late

  • @captd33zbluntz5
    @captd33zbluntz5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder if snorried is a reference to Snorlax??? O.o

  • @StarlightFromAbyss
    @StarlightFromAbyss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dood, Khajiit is, like, ten times worse. That guy is just a cowardly mercenary. And it's not like we, the player, don't attack sleeping characters.

    • @StanislawOstrovsky
      @StanislawOstrovsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I find that woman to be the most annoying. She is rude for no reason. I usually kill her, unless I want the mercenary's armor.

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We're on to you, Nate. We know you're conspiring with Nazeem at the Cloud District. Quite often, in fact.

  • @darthvader6533
    @darthvader6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1. Nazeem
    2. Nazeem
    3. Nazeem
    4. Nazeem
    5. Nazeem

  • @LaGalaxy-jr4gh
    @LaGalaxy-jr4gh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can we just all ask Nate the same question here for a moment?
    *Where’s Nazeem?*

    • @felixc543
      @felixc543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the Cloud District

  • @snuggyxiii7642
    @snuggyxiii7642 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the dark brotherhood I found the cat more annoying than the other two, then he also goes far enough to threaten the player.

  • @JurgenBlitz
    @JurgenBlitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jaree-Ra should have been on the list. Every damn time I entered Solitude I'd hear his sandpaper voice. He can't be killed until his quest is completed, but there is no option to get the guards to imprison him (good one there, Bethesda).
    I have resorted to use console commands to delete him from existance in every playthrough.