Good morning, evening, afternoon (wherever you are) Am currently at work but have found the time to respond to some comments you lot have left on the video, some good, some bad, and some… well. In between? 1. Just wanna say I appreciate any feedback on my videos. It allows me to improve my content going forward. So please, feel free to slander it if you please. That being said, I noticed a few individuals mentioning the camera style I have been experimenting with, with the zooms and tilts. I hear ya. I’ll tone it down, and apologise if it made ya feel dizzy. Was not my intention. 2. I’m not using RNG mods. I’m not much of a mods guy myself as in my personal experience I’m very prone to crashing (pc skill issue I know). But in a way. I feel like the fun of the video for you lot and the journey for me IS the amount of times I spend restarting the heists over and over again enable to get those achievements and experiencing that feeling of pure relief. If you use RNG mods. I’m not shitting on you or anything, I couldn’t care less how you play the game. You do you. It’s just not for me. 3. In terms of my editing style. Over the 8+ years I’ve been editing videos both on TH-cam and off. I have slowly evolved my style over the years. And like any artist, I have taken inspiration from many of my favourite content creators. However there’s a huge difference between taking inspiration & straight up stealing. I spend days and sometimes weeks putting these videos together and the one thought that has never crossed my mind whilst editing is “I’m gonna copy THIS person or THIS person”… as you pick up a skill like editing or music production etc, you pick up new tricks along the way from people you watch and simply just from learning through practice. My one and only purpose when it comes to making content is to satisfy my creative vision and to most of all entertain others. If you’ve read this far. I appreciate you. Thanks for taking the time to watch my content. Any other questions or queries, fire away. Cheers 😊
Keep doing what ya doing! I had a blast watching your videos very entertaining for me 🤡I'd just say "You're breathtaking!" for this long ass comment of yours tho. Appreciate your work 👌
the most annoying achievement in payday 2 is called secret. the amount of things you gotta do to complete it lol. (i know its legit the secret ending. but it is the most annoying and complex achievement.)
fun fact: you don't need to stealth Blood Diamond, the vault also appears on loud; fun fact²: Stalker, somehow, has the same level of relevance as Blood Diamond and Overdrill, because it's one of the achievements that can be randomly selected for the secret ending.
Honestly as much as I like the presidents playing Payday 2, these kinds of videos are consistantly been interesting, engaging and funny. Please make more of these. Please. I beg ya.
Wait till this guy finds out about The End, in which you have to complete all story relatively heists, put together a tablet, play a song on a piano, translate 20 slabs of alien text that reads right to left, complete 20 achievements that correspond to said alien text, break into the white house, get down to the PEOC, remove a painting, place C4, go down and play a mini game in which you have to answer four riddles that are asked and answered in that same alien text all while being attacked by cloakers that drop absolutely no ammo and without fucking up any of the riddles or else you have to start them again, then you have to go into some room and look around before having to quickly shoot the Dentist in the head (nowhere else, it MUST be the head. Trust me, I learned the hard way), and then place a bunch of gold in the floor while on a timer. If that sounds like a lot: that’s because it is.
Protip: If the achievement doesn't mention that you have to do it on a certain difficulty, you can do it on Normal and still unlock the achievement. you couldve done entrapment on normal with like half the guards lmao
@@ДимаМаксименко-е7р you did it in stealth then? Pro tip for sound of silence if you're bad at stealth or just hate alesso heist stealth. Create an ictv build, boot up the heist on normal difficulty without ai, and just do the entire heist without firing your gun while of course making sure not to kill with the forklift.
Can we add “Did you Inhale Some Demon Speed?” “Just Passing Through” and “Texas Treasures Part 4”? to “Top 20 Most Annoying Achievements to Unlock in Payday 2”?
I remember playing with TheKknowley when he played with Patreon members, we decided to go for Farmer Miserable and right as I clutched up and revived him and the other two teammates, Kknowley’s Internet cut out for a second and we all DCed. The pain I felt was unprecedented
10:25 "The Auction Cry achievement almost broke me" is an understatement. I was 5m15s on that heist like 8 solid attempts in a row after many other failed attempts. I was rescued by a friend who loves the heist and joined me for some speedy shacklethorne stealy times.The timer at the end said 5m0s1 but it still gave it to us. Same exact thing happened with the Dragon Heist months later, 1 second over the required time, but still gave it.
I think this demonstrates that they did not test this achievement prior. How can someone have that many attempts and even on the "success" only manage it my 1 second...1 SECOND!
Achievements should either be ones that you get naturally while playing OR they should be those that challenge the player such as finish the game on hard difficulty, capture ALL bases (providing you don't have to do that anyway for the story), complete all available puzzles, come first at a specific activity, etc etc. Too often I'm seeing achievements that are circumstantial, do not challenge the player and are outright boring to do. These include finding stuff (also ruins gameplay), things that require a person to be at a certain place at a specific in game time, performing actions that the player has no idea they could even do, exaggerated distance based targets that can only be achieved by tying your analogue sticks with rubber bands and walking round in circles etc.
Personally I think the overdrill on First World Bank belongs up there, you literally need to wait a 30 MINUTE DRILL AND THEN SOLVE A PUZZLE CORRECTLY OR IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING (yes I failed the puzzle twice) also funny (not really) story when I was doing it with my friends, after hauling every bag of gold to the vent that leads near the escape van, my wifi went out but thankfully I still got the achievement.
Let's see about some others, we are all professionals, matrix with lasers, close shave, don't you dare miss (without cheesing it), 120/120 proof, Gunpowder glory, Cloaker fear but only if you dare do it with overdrill, Expert landing, 1.8M speedrun and special mention to the new Texas treasures part 4
That one is nearly impossible solo. I did it with 3 friends. 1 drove the car, the others drove after him with the forklifts (Having every verhicle loaded with nukes). That saved a lot of time. You just had to hope no1 got sniped off the forklifts 😅
@@kseverens It's actually not hard on solo, there's a trick to stacking all 8 bags on one forklift and driving straight through, you don't even need the Longfellow to do it. I did that and the "There Was a Car?" achievement together as a result.
I commented on the last video (as saw my comment appear) but one achievement that probably should be here is The End. Here's how you do it Step 1 - Beat the heists No Mercy, Breaking Feds, Henry's Rock, Golden Grin Casino and Shacklethorne Auction on any difficulty, and Brooklyn Bank on Overkill or above Step 2 - Upgrade Scarface's Room in the safehouse to level 3 Step 3 - Go to Scarface's Room in the Safe House Mission (aka visiting the Safe House) Step 4 - Play the world's oldest song on Scarface's piano, while holding the medallion that you get from Brooklyn Bank (requires Overkill difficulty) and while the Kataru boxes and their contents are out (requires the completion of the other heists) Step 5 - Using the Tablet from Shacklethorne and the contents of the Kataru boxes, solve 20 riddles in a made up alien language (These are actually 20 different achievements, out of a possible 57. Some easy like get $400k from Bank Heist, some hard including Overdrill, Red Diamond, Stalker (yeah you might require to get two achievement from this video to get this one), Settling A Scar and more Step 6 - After finishing the 20 achievements selected, start the White House on Overkill difficulty, getting to the PEOC. When you get here, look around for a secret room that leads to a mineshaft Step 7 - While being attacked by infinitely respawning Cloakers who can teleport, solve multiple riddles in the same language from step 5 Step 8 - After solving the riddles, enter a huge door, before meeting the main antagonist for the game (won't spoil who for people who've not done the secret / looked into Payday's lore) and kill them Step 9 - After killing the main antagonist (if you fail to kill them quick enough you will fail the heist and will have to do the White House all over again, which is big since the riddle section takes about 30 minutes) you go through a cutscene and you get the achievement. All that for one achievement and the game's true ending
You forgot to mention that you need a full lobby and the people in the lobby has already have done their achievements, and the cloakers doesn’t drop ammo so bring ammo bags
Really enjoying these videos! They're quite the nostalgia trip for me as I was working to compelte most of these achievements as they were being added to the game for the first time. Reputation Beyond Reproach took me about 12 hours of attempts at release!!
Heres a few more for you to get sad about: Short Fuse - On day 3 of the Rats job, get away with 7 bags without defusing any bombs. Just Passing Through - Complete the Hostile Takeover job in stealth within 7 minutes on solo, or 4 minutes on multiplayer on the OVERKILL diffficulty and above without killing any civillians. Texas Treasures, Part 4 - In the Crude Awakening job, use the blueprint to access a passcode to Gabriel's most valuable asset. Gunpowder Glory - In the San Martin Bank job, let the heist go loud before anyone enters the bank and keep all enemies away from the fountain plaza until the escape is available on the OVERKILL difficulty or above.
great video man, a tip for entrapment would be to just clear the top floor of the lobby of all roaming civs slowly but carefully then throw all bags through the lasers(bags don't activate them) so you only have to go through it 2 total times as oppose to the 13 you would need if you did each bag individually. also, when you mentioned breaking feds I really thought it was gonna be bloody grinch as that's WAY harder than stalker, I did stalker in like 3 attempts but bloody grinch took me fucking hours, tbf it was earlier in my time playing so I wasn't as good but still, that heist is a pain without pagers
^ this There's four roaming civs that matter (the manager, lady in the black suit, lady in the red suit, old lady in the dress), so once you've killed all of them and the 2-3 guards (or glitched the guards using a loud drill on the roof), then the whole upstairs corridor is safe.
@@bing4580 you don't even need to disable AI, because their kills don't count for the achievement, so just go on Normal, equip ICTV, and have your lackeys kill them for you
For blood diamond, you have -10% in overkill -20% in mayhem or above -5% in loud -Each civilian/guard you kill lower the chance of you to get the red diamond -Hud don’t tell you if the red diamond is in the vault at the start since it’s spawn when you open the vault - And finally, gl because it took me 5h to get this stupid achievement. Even with the help of 2 friends who have done every single heist in dsod.
jokes on you, apparently the "-5% on loud and on civi & guard kill" is both true and a myth. It's true in "it's in the game", but a myth in "it's unused code, so it doesn't really work"
I was playing the goat heist multiplayer with friends and they would NOT shut up about asking for McDonalds and Arby's on the way home as I tokyo drifted the entire DC police force, I can only imagine how much more pain I will be in if we attempt this achievement.... Great video btw!!
Bro this series was def one of the most enjoyable things I've whatched about payday 2 ever props to you for making theese videos hope you make a part 3
i actually like breaking feds, but yeah those achievements were stuff of nightmares, the skill high value target aced helps a lot in stealth with marking garret / guards cause it will extend the marking duration from 13~ to 26~ seconds, more room for failures.
Another great video. I'm sorry you had to do this to entertain us, but we thank you. "Last action villain" was my personal suffering because I suck with rifles. Although I will say "gone in 240 seconds" was misery incarnate for me and my friends. I wish you luck with any future challenges.
As your local arsehole I've found an opportunity to correct all your mistakes in this video! Enjoy. 1) 4:25 to my knowledge you can get the blood diamond achievement in loud but the odds of it spawning are cut in half. 2) 5:39 that doesn't always happen, at the start of the heist the odds of jen from gensec suspecting anything starts at 0 but every civillian you kill before the phone rings add a +4% chance of gensec actually suspecting something is up, in which case they send 3 non-pagered police officers to check things out. 3) 7:43 not at all!! It's actually very easy and a quick stealth heist with lots of xp, additional loot and stealth boosts 4) There are no mistakes on your mentioning of the auction cry achievement but please, to the viewers who have watched this video and are now looking in the description, don't do it solo.
As someone else that soloed Auction Cry, I'm subbing out of respect for the madness I understand all too well. But look at it this way, that nightmare is over. There are plenty of other nightmarish/annoying achievements to tackle.
The timing of these videos has been perfect for me since I've been working on some annoying Payday 2 achievements myself the past few days (got it free from Epic and have just finished the list of achievements required for the secret) so these videos have been a good representation of my emotions lately lol. Love the editing and you've earned a sub from me! Plus it's always nice when a TH-camr is a fellow Englishman 😄
Funny enough, I got Blood Diamond on my first or second DSOD run on Diamond Heist and I got Stalker on my third attempt of it. But to be fair, both those achievements require some luck. The most annoying achievements I’ve done (so far since I’ve only just now started to do some achievement hunting) is Gone in under 240 seconds… but that was because I did DSOD before swallowing my pride and doing it on normal… and Hostage Situation. Hostage Situation is annoying to do solo until you realize the trick of just gunning for the manager.
I love your editing man! Lab Rats and Goat Simulator DSOD gave me literal cancer. And i am still trying Goat Sim DSOD right now even. Whoever designed those heists are satan themselves.
Ok, you got the auction cry in a video but now i think Texas Tresures Part 4 is just as bad not only because you need to get a highly coordinated group of players but you'll have to get the other 3 parts in order to start it.
I did Texas Treasures Part 4 with two randoms from Steam Crews and it's annoying, but also oddly satisfying to get the coordination and luck down. Minimal amount of players required is two, but it's much easier when the person on the control panel doesn't have to move to press the intercom in the puzzle area and can just keep resetting, call the combination when it lines up and pull the lever.
here's a tip for auction cry: get a ""competent"" friend to play with you have one person do the power boxes and jammer and the other get the items needed and the keycard then have 1 person get the code while the other one with the card waits outside the vault (you can start ecm rushing here) then escape if you don't have friends don't do it with random trust me
Heres the funny thing, I got the blood diamond achievement in the stupidest way possible, I was doing the third lost tape which has you doing said heist, but I kept forgetting the tape so I had to redo it a couple times, but on my successful attempt, I found the safe early but decided to do the heist first then the tapes (this was on overkill as well as being in loud, I dont do stealth) so I did the heist in loud and got into the vault, only to be confused by bain as he mentioned a second vault only to realize that the red diamond spawned. I bagged it and got the tape so I got really lucky for that
I think the worst achievements are the ones requiring you to keep cops out of a certain area: Gunpowder Glory. King of the Hill. You Shall not Pass! I Am the One Who Knocks for example
Blood Diamond doesn't require stealth, it can be done in loud. Especially with the requirement of being on OVERKILL or above, you're just better off rushing it on Overkill. The Vertical lasers do literally nothing, only the Horizontal ones in Big Bank. Also, doing it on Normal means you have to deal with less guards, whereas you decided to do DS and give the maximum guards possible. Yakuza makes Auction Cry significantly easier as well. Using anything else you have to rely a lot more on RNG, Yakuza you take a few seconds to zerk using Molotovs and you can zoom around with no issue.
W respect for that pain u had to overcome btw overdrill is annoying asf bc of the time it takes and bc it can be done in stealth only under extreme circumstances the assults are a pain in the ass too (especially death sentence)
I like these vids a lot! But I do feel like I agreed more with the choices from the first video. The only truly annoying one in my humble opinion, was Farmer Miserable. But then again, I'm not as crazy as you to tackle some of these on my own xD Entrapment is for instance super easy with just 1 extra player!
These are just my personal picks that I do for the videos. It's ok if you don't agree with them! As long as you enjoy the videos! That's my main goal :)
@@LilGuyG_ I did! That’s why I specifically started with that! If feedback isn’t constructive, then it’s of no use of course! Keep up the good work and looking forward to a potential third one 😄 feel like you can really make a few more with humongous amount of achievements out there. One idea could be to cover just the hardest DSOD missions on loud, which in return would be an achievement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Auction Cry is so anoying (but not the worst, Guessing Game took me around 4 hours to make it solo...) I had to do it with a friend, when we hacked the two boxes we dropped a ECM and killed auctioneer in the middle of the hall and rushed the rest of the heist, worked in the 3º attempt when the guard dont shooted the alarmed glasses xD
This was amazing it is still as good as the presidents play payday 2 videos, but this seems better. Also, when is the new presidents play payday 2 viddo gonna come out if that isn't to much to ask
6:20 Honestly, entrapment sounds scary but its really not. Colliding with the lasers only matters on your end, so as long as on your screen you arent hit by them, you're golden, bags cannot trigger the lasers, and if you see another player going through the lasers, its fine as long as they avoided them on their screens Or atleast thats how it worked in 2015 when i did it. It might have changed since then, overkill likes to change small things like these years after the dlc came out
God I hated the Feds one, especially if the route sometimes got messed so the one room you couldn't hide properly in cause they'd stop at wrong intervals...
There is an acheievement in the game that needs you to beat breaking feds -Death wish or above ( i think ) -No pagers used ( because no one has seen santa ever ) -All heisters must be dressed in santa/christmas related suits and masks ( bots too i think ) This unlocks a charm for your gun. Yes, a charm.
texas treasure part 4 this isnt only annoying this is literally the hardest achievement in payday 2 good luck with that (also u need at least 3 good players on call to do this)
I got the red diamond the first time I played the diamond heist all by myself in death sentence, I only said nice at the time but now I really feel very lucky
Just today i had to sit through cooking 25 bags on Cook off (Death Wish) and 25 bags on Border Crystals (I think Mayhem?). I spent like 3 hours total on just two heists, pain
Im not sure but i think theres a beginners luck type of thing when it comes to achievements. Wherein the luck based stuff is always lucky? Idk because i did election day for the first time and we got murphys law
To me Goat Simulator is ironically one of the more sensible heists as Vlad smuggling drugs inside goats is not nearly as insane to me given the game's lore established the existence of a massive cult and a secret mine with gold bars under the White House.
I don't get the breaking feds hate. It's RNG doesn't screw you that much. The one really bad bit of RNG I can think of is the Kitchen laptop but that's kind of it. The rest of the heist is pretty straightforward. Plenty of cover and paths in each of the areas. And guard density is pretty much the same as usual 3-4 per area. Frankly framing frame day 3 and big bank's 2nd floor offices feels way worse.
The one thing i dont like about breaking feds is the rng of a forced loud ending, even if you stealth the whole heist, which forces you to lose stealth bonus
You cannot get past guards in corridors is the main issue and you have to use corridors because there aren't alternative routes. Unless you do the crazy AI abuse/exploit with just sprinting past them before the detection meter manages to fill up, but it's always risky because it's not 100% consistent. Sometimes sprinting near them makes you go to 100 instantly.
Just started watching and speaking of the Longfellow. I've heard so many people complain that the driving in Payday 2 sucks despite the game being made on a driving engine. And yet i can't help but disagree as i have never had issues with driving, the Longfellow, the forklifts, the truck, Rust's motorcycle, the golf carts and even the Falcoginis all drive just fine. Now granted i do play a lot of racing games so i am a bit of a chad behind the wheel but that isn't an excuse. The fact that you have to be good at driving in order to drive well isn't a flaw, it's perfection! Payday 2 driving aint bad, ur bad.
Also i actually quite like Breaking Feds because it's so easy, normally on a stealth heist in Payday 2 everything is going perfectly when out of nowhere some guard turns the corner at the same time as you. You run into eachother and the guard immediatly fires their gun alerting everyone on the map, or you kill the guard out of instinct but realize you have no pagers left as you sit and watch your whole run crumble. This is why i normally stealth with Silent Assassin to avoid bullshit like that but for Breaking Feds this isn't nessesary as the guards pathing is the most predictable of any heist. Much like the Yacht Heist and it's lack of cameras Breaking Feds is basically a stealth heist without guards. And like the Yacht Heist it's a nice change of pace.
Stalker is the one that took me hours because I did it solo...and without motion sensors. Edit: I'd like to mention "Hostage Situation" as a bit of a nightmare to do solo. Involves clearing the whole diamond store without a civilian ever leaving the store or dying on Overkill and up. You'll never have enough cable ties to sustain stealth reliably; the manager constantly travels out the front door or upstairs, both of which count as leaving thus forcing loud early as you really don't have time to deal with the cams and all of the pagers; there's a good chance the van will spawn out back on loud, which is too far to leave the AI to guard; the SWAT turret will turn up right outside the main window; and almost every civilian will sprint for the upstairs the first chance they ever get. It wouldn't be nearly so bad if the upstairs didn't count as leaving the store, but all of that combined makes solo annoying.
Basically just restart until the manager spawns in her office upstairs and kill her up there, that way she never enters the store and thus doesn't count.
@@psychic_bethKilling any civilians voids the achievement immediately. You have to rely entirely on cable ties, which makes stealth completely impractical solo anyway because civilians that aren't tied down will always call the cops. ECM rush is out, there's just too many bags for that. Any escapes voids it too, though I forget if that applies to the civilians already far outside or not.
Diamond Store is actually not that bad (specially considered this achievement was made for stealth), just don't kill the civis inside the store and/or bring a saw with Stockholm Syndrome
@@siperog The issue is moving the bags solo. You can get out of range of civilians very easily and it can prove fairly difficult to keep them all from calling considering there isn't nearly enough ties. Also, the manager makes it tricky to set up stealth in the first place as her patrol takes her out of the store early and regularly. Often times this doesn't even leave you with enough time to deal with cameras first, let alone pagers.
@@spiderturtle5292 guards don't count for the achievement, so feel free to take them down (even restart when the door doesn't spawn outside), you can just cable tie her, and use the saw trick once it's safe (that is: no guards, alarm off, and outside civis dealt with)
Good morning, evening, afternoon (wherever you are)
Am currently at work but have found the time to respond to some comments you lot have left on the video, some good, some bad, and some… well. In between?
1. Just wanna say I appreciate any feedback on my videos. It allows me to improve my content going forward. So please, feel free to slander it if you please. That being said, I noticed a few individuals mentioning the camera style I have been experimenting with, with the zooms and tilts. I hear ya. I’ll tone it down, and apologise if it made ya feel dizzy. Was not my intention.
2. I’m not using RNG mods. I’m not much of a mods guy myself as in my personal experience I’m very prone to crashing (pc skill issue I know). But in a way. I feel like the fun of the video for you lot and the journey for me IS the amount of times I spend restarting the heists over and over again enable to get those achievements and experiencing that feeling of pure relief. If you use RNG mods. I’m not shitting on you or anything, I couldn’t care less how you play the game. You do you. It’s just not for me.
3. In terms of my editing style. Over the 8+ years I’ve been editing videos both on TH-cam and off. I have slowly evolved my style over the years. And like any artist, I have taken inspiration from many of my favourite content creators. However there’s a huge difference between taking inspiration & straight up stealing. I spend days and sometimes weeks putting these videos together and the one thought that has never crossed my mind whilst editing is “I’m gonna copy THIS person or THIS person”… as you pick up a skill like editing or music production etc, you pick up new tricks along the way from people you watch and simply just from learning through practice. My one and only purpose when it comes to making content is to satisfy my creative vision and to most of all entertain others.
If you’ve read this far. I appreciate you. Thanks for taking the time to watch my content. Any other questions or queries, fire away. Cheers 😊
Keep doing what ya doing! I had a blast watching your videos very entertaining for me 🤡I'd just say "You're breathtaking!" for this long ass comment of yours tho. Appreciate your work 👌
the most annoying achievement in payday 2 is called secret. the amount of things you gotta do to complete it lol. (i know its legit the secret ending. but it is the most annoying and complex achievement.)
tone down the tilts? nah mate, get rid of them. I felt sick watching this vid.
Love the video and commentary, but some of the sway/twisting zooms were super disorientating, It may just be me, as my eyes are fucked lol
fun fact: you don't need to stealth Blood Diamond, the vault also appears on loud;
fun fact²: Stalker, somehow, has the same level of relevance as Blood Diamond and Overdrill, because it's one of the achievements that can be randomly selected for the secret ending.
Honestly as much as I like the presidents playing Payday 2, these kinds of videos are consistantly been interesting, engaging and funny. Please make more of these. Please. I beg ya.
I 100% intend on keeping with this style of content moving into PAYDAY 3. Glad you enjoy them mate! 🤟
Wait till this guy finds out about The End, in which you have to complete all story relatively heists, put together a tablet, play a song on a piano, translate 20 slabs of alien text that reads right to left, complete 20 achievements that correspond to said alien text, break into the white house, get down to the PEOC, remove a painting, place C4, go down and play a mini game in which you have to answer four riddles that are asked and answered in that same alien text all while being attacked by cloakers that drop absolutely no ammo and without fucking up any of the riddles or else you have to start them again, then you have to go into some room and look around before having to quickly shoot the Dentist in the head (nowhere else, it MUST be the head. Trust me, I learned the hard way), and then place a bunch of gold in the floor while on a timer.
If that sounds like a lot: that’s because it is.
I thought it was a meme until I searched it up ☠️
@@Oscar.Kennedy That’s the beauty of Payday 2: it’s a giant meme that’s somehow not a meme.
Protip: If the achievement doesn't mention that you have to do it on a certain difficulty, you can do it on Normal and still unlock the achievement.
you couldve done entrapment on normal with like half the guards lmao
Even on Normal, It's still a Right Pain in the Ass
I remember doing alesso sound of silence on dw 💀
@@ДимаМаксименко-е7р you did it in stealth then? Pro tip for sound of silence if you're bad at stealth or just hate alesso heist stealth. Create an ictv build, boot up the heist on normal difficulty without ai, and just do the entire heist without firing your gun while of course making sure not to kill with the forklift.
@@topgun4695 What the fuck that is genius. I literally just got this achievement today after 2+ hours of trying.
We are witnessing the beginning of one of the best payday youtubers, I can tell
Can we add “Did you Inhale Some Demon Speed?” “Just Passing Through” and “Texas Treasures Part 4”? to “Top 20 Most Annoying Achievements to Unlock in Payday 2”?
I remember playing with TheKknowley when he played with Patreon members, we decided to go for Farmer Miserable and right as I clutched up and revived him and the other two teammates, Kknowley’s Internet cut out for a second and we all DCed.
The pain I felt was unprecedented
10:25 "The Auction Cry achievement almost broke me" is an understatement. I was 5m15s on that heist like 8 solid attempts in a row after many other failed attempts. I was rescued by a friend who loves the heist and joined me for some speedy shacklethorne stealy times.The timer at the end said 5m0s1 but it still gave it to us. Same exact thing happened with the Dragon Heist months later, 1 second over the required time, but still gave it.
I think this demonstrates that they did not test this achievement prior. How can someone have that many attempts and even on the "success" only manage it my 1 second...1 SECOND!
Watching this video is like being on a roller coaster, twists and turns when does it end
Achievements should either be ones that you get naturally while playing OR they should be those that challenge the player such as finish the game on hard difficulty, capture ALL bases (providing you don't have to do that anyway for the story), complete all available puzzles, come first at a specific activity, etc etc. Too often I'm seeing achievements that are circumstantial, do not challenge the player and are outright boring to do. These include finding stuff (also ruins gameplay), things that require a person to be at a certain place at a specific in game time, performing actions that the player has no idea they could even do, exaggerated distance based targets that can only be achieved by tying your analogue sticks with rubber bands and walking round in circles etc.
Personally I think the overdrill on First World Bank belongs up there, you literally need to wait a 30 MINUTE DRILL AND THEN SOLVE A PUZZLE CORRECTLY OR IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING (yes I failed the puzzle twice) also funny (not really) story when I was doing it with my friends, after hauling every bag of gold to the vent that leads near the escape van, my wifi went out but thankfully I still got the achievement.
Let's see about some others, we are all professionals, matrix with lasers, close shave, don't you dare miss (without cheesing it), 120/120 proof, Gunpowder glory, Cloaker fear but only if you dare do it with overdrill, Expert landing, 1.8M speedrun and special mention to the new Texas treasures part 4
Lilguy would be the perfect person to tell you a bedtime story
Fantastic bit of driving at the beginning
The Meltdown in 7 mins trophy solo was a pain to do. Ended up doing it with friends for my own sanity.
That one is nearly impossible solo. I did it with 3 friends. 1 drove the car, the others drove after him with the forklifts (Having every verhicle loaded with nukes). That saved a lot of time. You just had to hope no1 got sniped off the forklifts 😅
@@kseverens It's actually not hard on solo, there's a trick to stacking all 8 bags on one forklift and driving straight through, you don't even need the Longfellow to do it.
I did that and the "There Was a Car?" achievement together as a result.
@@psychic_beth remember that achievement, i didnt even know a car was there and i just used the forklift to drive the nukes
I commented on the last video (as saw my comment appear) but one achievement that probably should be here is The End. Here's how you do it
Step 1 - Beat the heists No Mercy, Breaking Feds, Henry's Rock, Golden Grin Casino and Shacklethorne Auction on any difficulty, and Brooklyn Bank on Overkill or above
Step 2 - Upgrade Scarface's Room in the safehouse to level 3
Step 3 - Go to Scarface's Room in the Safe House Mission (aka visiting the Safe House)
Step 4 - Play the world's oldest song on Scarface's piano, while holding the medallion that you get from Brooklyn Bank (requires Overkill difficulty) and while the Kataru boxes and their contents are out (requires the completion of the other heists)
Step 5 - Using the Tablet from Shacklethorne and the contents of the Kataru boxes, solve 20 riddles in a made up alien language (These are actually 20 different achievements, out of a possible 57. Some easy like get $400k from Bank Heist, some hard including Overdrill, Red Diamond, Stalker (yeah you might require to get two achievement from this video to get this one), Settling A Scar and more
Step 6 - After finishing the 20 achievements selected, start the White House on Overkill difficulty, getting to the PEOC. When you get here, look around for a secret room that leads to a mineshaft
Step 7 - While being attacked by infinitely respawning Cloakers who can teleport, solve multiple riddles in the same language from step 5
Step 8 - After solving the riddles, enter a huge door, before meeting the main antagonist for the game (won't spoil who for people who've not done the secret / looked into Payday's lore) and kill them
Step 9 - After killing the main antagonist (if you fail to kill them quick enough you will fail the heist and will have to do the White House all over again, which is big since the riddle section takes about 30 minutes) you go through a cutscene and you get the achievement.
All that for one achievement and the game's true ending
You forgot to mention that you need a full lobby and the people in the lobby has already have done their achievements, and the cloakers doesn’t drop ammo so bring ammo bags
@@dips6258 you can just do it solo and let the ai kill the cloakers its easy af
@@asp_asp i didn’t know
@@asp_asp yeah I've done it with ai + turrets. Turrets are really good as well
I actually love your new content, Really hope you'll make more videos like this.
"A Rendezvous With Destiny" "Thalassophobia" "Quick Draw" "A Junkyard Full Of Junkies" more time based and annoying achievements for you 💀
Really enjoying these videos! They're quite the nostalgia trip for me as I was working to compelte most of these achievements as they were being added to the game for the first time. Reputation Beyond Reproach took me about 12 hours of attempts at release!!
Heres a few more for you to get sad about:
Short Fuse - On day 3 of the Rats job, get away with 7 bags without defusing any bombs.
Just Passing Through - Complete the Hostile Takeover job in stealth within 7 minutes on solo, or 4 minutes on multiplayer on the OVERKILL diffficulty and above without killing any civillians.
Texas Treasures, Part 4 - In the Crude Awakening job, use the blueprint to access a passcode to Gabriel's most valuable asset.
Gunpowder Glory - In the San Martin Bank job, let the heist go loud before anyone enters the bank and keep all enemies away from the fountain plaza until the escape is available on the OVERKILL difficulty or above.
great video man, a tip for entrapment would be to just clear the top floor of the lobby of all roaming civs slowly but carefully then throw all bags through the lasers(bags don't activate them) so you only have to go through it 2 total times as oppose to the 13 you would need if you did each bag individually.
also, when you mentioned breaking feds I really thought it was gonna be bloody grinch as that's WAY harder than stalker, I did stalker in like 3 attempts but bloody grinch took me fucking hours, tbf it was earlier in my time playing so I wasn't as good but still, that heist is a pain without pagers
^ this
There's four roaming civs that matter (the manager, lady in the black suit, lady in the red suit, old lady in the dress), so once you've killed all of them and the 2-3 guards (or glitched the guards using a loud drill on the roof), then the whole upstairs corridor is safe.
Sound of SIlence on the Alesso Heist is probably one of the most infuriating stealth achievement in the game.
Not even close, it can be done in loud extremely easy. Just equip sicario and disable ai and be careful with the forklifts
It's super easy, just go on normal difficulty and instead of shooting a guard, make him surrender and that's it.
@@bing4580 you don't even need to disable AI, because their kills don't count for the achievement, so just go on Normal, equip ICTV, and have your lackeys kill them for you
For blood diamond, you have
-10% in overkill
-20% in mayhem or above
-5% in loud
-Each civilian/guard you kill lower the chance of you to get the red diamond
-Hud don’t tell you if the red diamond is in the vault at the start since it’s spawn when you open the vault
- And finally, gl because it took me 5h to get this stupid achievement. Even with the help of 2 friends who have done every single heist in dsod.
when i was doing this for the first time ever, i got the blood diamond spawn, i didnt even knew it was rare lmao
jokes on you, apparently the "-5% on loud and on civi & guard kill" is both true and a myth.
It's true in "it's in the game", but a myth in "it's unused code, so it doesn't really work"
I was playing the goat heist multiplayer with friends and they would NOT shut up about asking for McDonalds and Arby's on the way home as I tokyo drifted the entire DC police force, I can only imagine how much more pain I will be in if we attempt this achievement.... Great video btw!!
Bro this series was def one of the most enjoyable things I've whatched about payday 2 ever props to you for making theese videos hope you make a part 3
Thank you so much! More to come!
2:58 Honestly, specifically going for that is kinda fun
i actually like breaking feds, but yeah those achievements were stuff of nightmares, the skill high value target aced helps a lot in stealth with marking garret / guards cause it will extend the marking duration from 13~ to 26~ seconds, more room for failures.
we need obunga tarump and jeo back
Soon
We going to ignore “patience is key” achievement on heat street? Don’t use gas and wait for 30 minutes until he comes out the van
Another great video. I'm sorry you had to do this to entertain us, but we thank you. "Last action villain" was my personal suffering because I suck with rifles. Although I will say "gone in 240 seconds" was misery incarnate for me and my friends. I wish you luck with any future challenges.
These achievements videos are pretty fun to watch. I almost want to attempt some of them.
If you do attempt some. Good luck
As your local arsehole I've found an opportunity to correct all your mistakes in this video! Enjoy.
1) 4:25 to my knowledge you can get the blood diamond achievement in loud but the odds of it spawning are cut in half.
2) 5:39 that doesn't always happen, at the start of the heist the odds of jen from gensec suspecting anything starts at 0 but every civillian you kill before the phone rings add a +4% chance of gensec actually suspecting something is up, in which case they send 3 non-pagered police officers to check things out.
3) 7:43 not at all!! It's actually very easy and a quick stealth heist with lots of xp, additional loot and stealth boosts
4) There are no mistakes on your mentioning of the auction cry achievement but please, to the viewers who have watched this video and are now looking in the description, don't do it solo.
Thank you local arsehole 🫡
As someone else that soloed Auction Cry, I'm subbing out of respect for the madness I understand all too well. But look at it this way, that nightmare is over. There are plenty of other nightmarish/annoying achievements to tackle.
The president videos are silly but this style is so so much better, keep them coming please!!
Definitely will be continuing with this style going into PAYDAY 3 🤟
I have already 92% of payday 2 achivements nothing can beat me
I really enjoyed watching these two videos mate, thank you!
Thank you for watching bud!
The luck for the auction cry you mentioned is legit the luck i need to complete breaking feds💀
keep this series going i love watching this
The timing of these videos has been perfect for me since I've been working on some annoying Payday 2 achievements myself the past few days (got it free from Epic and have just finished the list of achievements required for the secret) so these videos have been a good representation of my emotions lately lol. Love the editing and you've earned a sub from me! Plus it's always nice when a TH-camr is a fellow Englishman 😄
I’m glad you enjoyed mate! Best of luck to you on your Payday journey!
I dont even play Payday but i enjoy watching these types of videos, thank you for them!
Thanks for watching!
Funny enough, I got Blood Diamond on my first or second DSOD run on Diamond Heist and I got Stalker on my third attempt of it.
But to be fair, both those achievements require some luck.
The most annoying achievements I’ve done (so far since I’ve only just now started to do some achievement hunting) is Gone in under 240 seconds… but that was because I did DSOD before swallowing my pride and doing it on normal… and Hostage Situation. Hostage Situation is annoying to do solo until you realize the trick of just gunning for the manager.
Lil guy g best in the business, no wonder hes popping off nowadays, keep up the good work
I love your editing man!
Lab Rats and Goat Simulator DSOD gave me literal cancer. And i am still trying Goat Sim DSOD right now even. Whoever designed those heists are satan themselves.
Ok, you got the auction cry in a video but now i think Texas Tresures Part 4 is just as bad not only because you need to get a highly coordinated group of players but you'll have to get the other 3 parts in order to start it.
I did Texas Treasures Part 4 with two randoms from Steam Crews and it's annoying, but also oddly satisfying to get the coordination and luck down.
Minimal amount of players required is two, but it's much easier when the person on the control panel doesn't have to move to press the intercom in the puzzle area and can just keep resetting, call the combination when it lines up and pull the lever.
Doing the goat simulator heist on max difficulty. BTW I’m assuming this is a achievement
I love lilguy g pay day videos he makes the best pay day videos
here's a tip for auction cry:
get a ""competent"" friend to play with you
have one person do the power boxes and jammer and the other get the items needed and the keycard
then have 1 person get the code while the other one with the card waits outside the vault (you can start ecm rushing here)
then escape
if you don't have friends don't do it with random trust me
i got entrapment achievement on accident. Didnt knew you could disable lasers
Heres the funny thing, I got the blood diamond achievement in the stupidest way possible, I was doing the third lost tape which has you doing said heist, but I kept forgetting the tape so I had to redo it a couple times, but on my successful attempt, I found the safe early but decided to do the heist first then the tapes (this was on overkill as well as being in loud, I dont do stealth) so I did the heist in loud and got into the vault, only to be confused by bain as he mentioned a second vault only to realize that the red diamond spawned. I bagged it and got the tape so I got really lucky for that
I think the worst achievements are the ones requiring you to keep cops out of a certain area:
Gunpowder Glory.
King of the Hill.
You Shall not Pass!
I Am the One Who Knocks
for example
Blood Diamond doesn't require stealth, it can be done in loud. Especially with the requirement of being on OVERKILL or above, you're just better off rushing it on Overkill.
The Vertical lasers do literally nothing, only the Horizontal ones in Big Bank. Also, doing it on Normal means you have to deal with less guards, whereas you decided to do DS and give the maximum guards possible.
Yakuza makes Auction Cry significantly easier as well. Using anything else you have to rely a lot more on RNG, Yakuza you take a few seconds to zerk using Molotovs and you can zoom around with no issue.
In Shacklethorne, you can just jump off the building and land in the plants along the grassy wall to neglect fall damage, no need for ladder
An alternative to sensor trip mines for Stalker is a second player. Got it in one try.
expert landing for birth of sky is really annoying mainly due to the snipers and having practically no cover to work with
W respect for that pain u had to overcome btw overdrill is annoying asf bc of the time it takes and bc it can be done in stealth only under extreme circumstances the assults are a pain in the ass too (especially death sentence)
I've found enemies don't spawn from elevators once main vault bags secured, Sniper graze tends to let the rest of the guys afk for a while.
I like these vids a lot! But I do feel like I agreed more with the choices from the first video. The only truly annoying one in my humble opinion, was Farmer Miserable. But then again, I'm not as crazy as you to tackle some of these on my own xD Entrapment is for instance super easy with just 1 extra player!
These are just my personal picks that I do for the videos. It's ok if you don't agree with them! As long as you enjoy the videos! That's my main goal :)
@@LilGuyG_ I did! That’s why I specifically started with that! If feedback isn’t constructive, then it’s of no use of course! Keep up the good work and looking forward to a potential third one 😄 feel like you can really make a few more with humongous amount of achievements out there. One idea could be to cover just the hardest DSOD missions on loud, which in return would be an achievement. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Auction Cry is so anoying (but not the worst, Guessing Game took me around 4 hours to make it solo...)
I had to do it with a friend, when we hacked the two boxes we dropped a ECM and killed auctioneer in the middle of the hall and rushed the rest of the heist, worked in the 3º attempt when the guard dont shooted the alarmed glasses xD
Really enjoyed the first video and now the second one great to see more content from you : )
Appreciate you taking the time to watch them :)
I got the blood diamond when doing loud with a random group of people a few months back, and it was on my first of ever do this hiest.
This was amazing it is still as good as the presidents play payday 2 videos, but this seems better. Also, when is the new presidents play payday 2 viddo gonna come out if that isn't to much to ask
i wtached a entire TV show while doing the goat sim heist achievement
Which one though?
@@LilGuyG_ as my brain melted i was wathcing the anime The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated for a double brain melt!
@@JJ5Gamer I'm not a big anime guy... Unless you count Better Call Saul?
@@LilGuyG_ that counts 🙏
Stalker was a PAIN, and couldnt even ignore it cuz i had to do it for the secret ending. Had to use the trip mines
6:20 Honestly, entrapment sounds scary but its really not. Colliding with the lasers only matters on your end, so as long as on your screen you arent hit by them, you're golden, bags cannot trigger the lasers, and if you see another player going through the lasers, its fine as long as they avoided them on their screens
Or atleast thats how it worked in 2015 when i did it. It might have changed since then, overkill likes to change small things like these years after the dlc came out
7:28 bragging rights!- oh I guess that too
You absolutely spoil us with content mate
Congrats for the auction cry solo.
A possible solution for most of these difficult acheivements is to have friends
For PC players right now. THAT... is a very tricky solution xD
God I hated the Feds one, especially if the route sometimes got messed so the one room you couldn't hide properly in cause they'd stop at wrong intervals...
Not to mention the BS guard paths xD
Goat Simulator’s premise is insane, which Contractor could have possibly thought that this was a good id-… oh it’s Vlad. never mind.
Oh fun fact about Blood Diamond....p sure you can do it loud too.
There is an acheievement in the game that needs you to beat breaking feds
-Death wish or above ( i think )
-No pagers used ( because no one has seen santa ever )
-All heisters must be dressed in santa/christmas related suits and masks ( bots too i think )
This unlocks a charm for your gun. Yes, a charm.
Sounds like a jolly old time
Our Lord and Saviour "Kiss the Chef"
7:49 I feel the same about that hiest.
And if I want to complete the career mode then I have to do it .
Update
I have done it. Today is a good day.
The Auction Cry is kinda easy if you manage to find 3 more guys, like, it's basically just ECM rush.
Finding 3 more guys is a big IF
texas treasure part 4 this isnt only annoying this is literally the hardest achievement in payday 2 good luck with that (also u need at least 3 good players on call to do this)
Ahahah i also got The red diamond on my first attempt playing on death sentence through career mode
Whoah, that’s me in the video
Auction Cry/ Just Passing Through
Idk which make me cry harder at night
I got the red diamond the first time I played the diamond heist all by myself in death sentence, I only said nice at the time but now I really feel very lucky
Just today i had to sit through cooking 25 bags on Cook off (Death Wish) and 25 bags on Border Crystals (I think Mayhem?). I spent like 3 hours total on just two heists, pain
This is very entertaining hope for more
I want the full recording of Auction Cry, i bet it's awesome.
Link en descrippo
Im not sure but i think theres a beginners luck type of thing when it comes to achievements. Wherein the luck based stuff is always lucky? Idk because i did election day for the first time and we got murphys law
got some more annoying Achievements:
on Heat Street "Patience is Key"
"Black Knight" (Kill a Black Bulldozer with the Great Sword Melee weapon)
To me Goat Simulator is ironically one of the more sensible heists as Vlad smuggling drugs inside goats is not nearly as insane to me given the game's lore established the existence of a massive cult and a secret mine with gold bars under the White House.
,.,., 80,761-1mo
Crying myself to sleep knowing that 3/5 of these achievements are in my White House Secret list.
Auction cry took me a full day. Also solo, without ECMs though
i didn't even know the red diamond spawn rate was 20% I got it on my first try lol
Blood diamond really isn’t hard. I can stealth Diamond Heist in my sleep, the diamond being there is just icing on the cake.
I don't get the breaking feds hate. It's RNG doesn't screw you that much. The one really bad bit of RNG I can think of is the Kitchen laptop but that's kind of it. The rest of the heist is pretty straightforward. Plenty of cover and paths in each of the areas. And guard density is pretty much the same as usual 3-4 per area. Frankly framing frame day 3 and big bank's 2nd floor offices feels way worse.
The one thing i dont like about breaking feds is the rng of a forced loud ending, even if you stealth the whole heist, which forces you to lose stealth bonus
You cannot get past guards in corridors is the main issue and you have to use corridors because there aren't alternative routes. Unless you do the crazy AI abuse/exploit with just sprinting past them before the detection meter manages to fill up, but it's always risky because it's not 100% consistent. Sometimes sprinting near them makes you go to 100 instantly.
Bro has million subscriber editing and 8.4K subscribers??? bro keep it up and this channel will snowball I promise
I did the Blood Diamond achivement the first time i played Diamond Heist, in Overkill
Just started watching and speaking of the Longfellow. I've heard so many people complain that the driving in Payday 2 sucks despite the game being made on a driving engine. And yet i can't help but disagree as i have never had issues with driving, the Longfellow, the forklifts, the truck, Rust's motorcycle, the golf carts and even the Falcoginis all drive just fine. Now granted i do play a lot of racing games so i am a bit of a chad behind the wheel but that isn't an excuse. The fact that you have to be good at driving in order to drive well isn't a flaw, it's perfection! Payday 2 driving aint bad, ur bad.
Also i actually quite like Breaking Feds because it's so easy, normally on a stealth heist in Payday 2 everything is going perfectly when out of nowhere some guard turns the corner at the same time as you. You run into eachother and the guard immediatly fires their gun alerting everyone on the map, or you kill the guard out of instinct but realize you have no pagers left as you sit and watch your whole run crumble. This is why i normally stealth with Silent Assassin to avoid bullshit like that but for Breaking Feds this isn't nessesary as the guards pathing is the most predictable of any heist.
Much like the Yacht Heist and it's lack of cameras Breaking Feds is basically a stealth heist without guards. And like the Yacht Heist it's a nice change of pace.
Omg I completely forgot how much I hate breaking feds
Still remember doing Farmer Miserable
Gunpowder glory wins in annoyance
YES THE AUCTION CRY IS BREAKING MY SANITY
I really enjoy these videos keep it up
Thanks for watching them mate! Appreciate the support
I didn’t even know u could use the key cards to shut off the lazers on big bank
Stalker is the one that took me hours because I did it solo...and without motion sensors.
Edit: I'd like to mention "Hostage Situation" as a bit of a nightmare to do solo. Involves clearing the whole diamond store without a civilian ever leaving the store or dying on Overkill and up. You'll never have enough cable ties to sustain stealth reliably; the manager constantly travels out the front door or upstairs, both of which count as leaving thus forcing loud early as you really don't have time to deal with the cams and all of the pagers; there's a good chance the van will spawn out back on loud, which is too far to leave the AI to guard; the SWAT turret will turn up right outside the main window; and almost every civilian will sprint for the upstairs the first chance they ever get. It wouldn't be nearly so bad if the upstairs didn't count as leaving the store, but all of that combined makes solo annoying.
Basically just restart until the manager spawns in her office upstairs and kill her up there, that way she never enters the store and thus doesn't count.
@@psychic_bethKilling any civilians voids the achievement immediately. You have to rely entirely on cable ties, which makes stealth completely impractical solo anyway because civilians that aren't tied down will always call the cops. ECM rush is out, there's just too many bags for that. Any escapes voids it too, though I forget if that applies to the civilians already far outside or not.
Diamond Store is actually not that bad (specially considered this achievement was made for stealth), just don't kill the civis inside the store and/or bring a saw with Stockholm Syndrome
@@siperog The issue is moving the bags solo. You can get out of range of civilians very easily and it can prove fairly difficult to keep them all from calling considering there isn't nearly enough ties. Also, the manager makes it tricky to set up stealth in the first place as her patrol takes her out of the store early and regularly. Often times this doesn't even leave you with enough time to deal with cameras first, let alone pagers.
@@spiderturtle5292 guards don't count for the achievement, so feel free to take them down (even restart when the door doesn't spawn outside), you can just cable tie her, and use the saw trick once it's safe (that is: no guards, alarm off, and outside civis dealt with)