UNHhhh Ep 87: "Doctors" with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova

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  • @Kjyep
    @Kjyep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    A CLOCK DESTROYER !!!!!!! I cant I CAN NOT I LITERALLY CANNOT

    • @soundofko1814
      @soundofko1814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      stop it, you can, you will YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CAN!

    • @Kjyep
      @Kjyep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I AM UNABLE TO CAN

    • @karakarabobara
      @karakarabobara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thought she said crock destroyer

    • @maanceto2
      @maanceto2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      A F***ng clock destroya

    • @ryanlewis9381
      @ryanlewis9381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dudu Pammy My lungs have collapsed NOO

  • @mintminari
    @mintminari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4122

    the editors really went off this season oml

    • @CryBlueofZ
      @CryBlueofZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lets party

    • @jesslee2836
      @jesslee2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Katya

    • @jetsofaqua2206
      @jetsofaqua2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love everything about your username lol

    • @pepper7247
      @pepper7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait I think I follow u on ig lol

    • @Augustrose77
      @Augustrose77 ปีที่แล้ว

      Off the meds maybe but I love it!

  • @pokemonparty101
    @pokemonparty101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    “I have a chemical burn-“
    *FROM THE SPIRAL PERM*

  • @basil4045
    @basil4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6636

    Omg this is the second time Katya mentioned her unjust secret lesbian tea shop manager theft scandal

    • @vezspertine
      @vezspertine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Awyyr ikr

    • @pinkbubbles17
      @pinkbubbles17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what

    • @aqua5758
      @aqua5758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      And also the second time Trixie mentioned the pee lady

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      And the three pomeranians. Full circle hunny

    • @basil4045
      @basil4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aqua5758 When was the first time?

  • @Allonsy305
    @Allonsy305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    "Clock Destroyer" took me out barely a minute in

    • @oabuseer
      @oabuseer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Teon Quant Honestly. The accent was great.

    • @Ylurple
      @Ylurple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      how did you know a minute had passed though?

    • @sateleim
      @sateleim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Teon Quant Do you know what we are?

    • @carlosslim4916
      @carlosslim4916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get it

    • @martinsosa6965
      @martinsosa6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ylurple maybe cus he isn't a clock destroyer

  • @rweezy7764
    @rweezy7764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11059

    This is the best series I’ve stumbled upon since the world’s been in a pandemic

    • @rachelberryapologist851
      @rachelberryapologist851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Same lol

    • @netsirkj
      @netsirkj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      watch trixies documentary on netflix😣🤙

    • @spendega
      @spendega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      RIGHT

    • @melodrampatheticism
      @melodrampatheticism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      The quarantine really got me into drag content. Really helps to get through all of this.

    • @MarsAttemps
      @MarsAttemps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Watch them reactigg ng to stuff on Netflix it slaps

  • @siena4235
    @siena4235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    why is this edited better than season 11 of RPDR

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ohhh, SHADE! THWORP!

    • @SmacksHandtoForehead
      @SmacksHandtoForehead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      They've picked up some tricks this season. The editing on S11 is a lot more fun than it used to be.

    • @katy4887
      @katy4887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i’m dead

    • @urinternetgf4331
      @urinternetgf4331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THWORP

    • @michaelpeddy7738
      @michaelpeddy7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I opp-

  • @izzy_3282
    @izzy_3282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2908

    Why did I pick today of all days to TURN IT, THIS, HARD!

    • @meihem7373
      @meihem7373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Nugget 32 me every day after putting on mediocre-at-best makeup

    • @kywest4565
      @kywest4565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yearbook quote goals

    • @tarren452
      @tarren452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We've all been there

    • @thepettiestpersonever6534
      @thepettiestpersonever6534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's me when I dress up extra nice for the cute guy at work and find out when I get there he took the day off

  • @vh8504
    @vh8504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    Katya: "Have you ever seen those long, giant, Qtips?"
    Everyone in 2020: "...."

    • @hi-um7ru
      @hi-um7ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      its a swab!

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I LITERALLY READ THIS WHILE SHE SAID IT

    • @bradleyandrews6511
      @bradleyandrews6511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Went searching for this comment

    • @phoebe.aur0ra
      @phoebe.aur0ra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bradleyandrews6511 me toooo

    • @robdogofficial
      @robdogofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      my brain came out on the end of one of those

  • @nickb6359
    @nickb6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4158

    Doctor: you have 4 weeks to live
    Katya: make it 1

    • @nello6303
      @nello6303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      all 4's sending a comment so you know to make a wish before I make it 445

    • @vovan7349
      @vovan7349 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I can totally imagine her saying this haha

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "It would help if you would all show up looking like a loving, supportive family."
      "For how long?"
      "Ten minutes tops."
      "See if you can get it down to five."

    • @LittleCutieABDL
      @LittleCutieABDL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same.

  • @koda1487
    @koda1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Trixie: "Are there like Christian doctors?"
    I told my doctor I had anxiety and instead of giving me medicine or therapy. She prayed to God for me with me in the room.

    • @jmalefr
      @jmalefr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gay doctor….cause we do things…..😂

    • @jakethegoodguy1975
      @jakethegoodguy1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Sounds like a malpractice suit

    • @kimtan0627
      @kimtan0627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Welp.. Be glad she even did something. Mine just completely choose to disregard me when i told her i'm having bad thoughts.. 🙄😵

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@kimtan0627 Yikes I think both your situations are equally horrible. Sorry you went through that

    • @synthwavegoodbye
      @synthwavegoodbye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      well at least her heart was in the right place. i mean, it's still bad but she was supportive which is definitely better than her not caring

  • @jedhernandez8912
    @jedhernandez8912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4980

    Why did I pick today
    Of all days
    To turn it
    This
    🙌🏾HARD!! 🙌🏾

    • @redduskironsky1058
      @redduskironsky1058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      My favorite moment, I come here every day for that😂

    • @starscapesss
      @starscapesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@redduskironsky1058 Lol me too! I love them both so much!!!

    • @WhisperingMoon83
      @WhisperingMoon83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every time I watch this episode, I say that with Trixie 😂😂

    • @FerCL1
      @FerCL1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mama, and she’s not wrong

    • @hopii5177
      @hopii5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The drag destroyer

  • @jamesobrien4233
    @jamesobrien4233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    Trixie having to tell Katya not to run away laughing proves how much they know each other lmaooo

    • @ohboilien
      @ohboilien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James O'Brien wait what minute is that

    • @burroughss
      @burroughss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ohboilien 7:13

  • @jadewhitney6805
    @jadewhitney6805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    I love how Katya says she loves the wait and weight of getting tests back even if it's life or death.... Like how Momma Ru told her "have you ever considered that you're addicted to anxiety".... I'm so shook lol

    • @ekatskatingrink
      @ekatskatingrink ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When was that on rudr??

    • @anastasiavalentine2549
      @anastasiavalentine2549 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@ekatskatingrinki think it was when her ru and michelle sat down for the podcast thing

  • @softfishy
    @softfishy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    6:59 wow. Quote of the century "Prayer is not an adequate substitute for antibiotics"

    • @r.e.pajigal
      @r.e.pajigal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm gonna get that engraved on my tombstone.

  • @spikespiegelfanclub
    @spikespiegelfanclub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    trixie is really serving this dolly parton look

  • @welcome_back_to_1972
    @welcome_back_to_1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Katya was insightful when she said she stole after being accused of stealing. That prisoners experiment and conviction data show that people who are treated as criminals are more prone to committing petty crime.

    • @igonzalez193
      @igonzalez193 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's so poetic. Thank you

  • @haran2823
    @haran2823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    they are so giggly this episode i love it so much!

  • @owenbledsoe83
    @owenbledsoe83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Trixie: chemical burn
    Tracy: from the spiral perm.
    I LIVE!!!

  • @lukulusbeardless6789
    @lukulusbeardless6789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2:12 For some reason, Trixie's laughing head edited onto a bright blue toy brachiosaurus gives me so much joy

  • @nofunmercury7611
    @nofunmercury7611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    trixie mattel, your cowgirl fantasy made us go yee-haw, but in the challenge, you left us feeling blue. you’re safe

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      leona i fucking love this comment more than i humanly should have!!!

    • @SasuNaru17021995
      @SasuNaru17021995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *But in the challenge it was more like yee-huh?

    • @nofunmercury7611
      @nofunmercury7611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nameless Pierrot ksksks that’s so much better

    • @oharaveetv9669
      @oharaveetv9669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      leona I just fainted lmfaooo

    • @Queenfairypants
      @Queenfairypants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is the best comment of all time.

  • @Jleigh225
    @Jleigh225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4324

    Hi, I'm an unseen puddle on your kitchen floor.
    The sock destroyer

    • @rawr2817
      @rawr2817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YASSS!

    • @mistressofstones
      @mistressofstones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oh my fucking god yessss! My husband splashes water all over the kitchen when he washes dishes for some reason.

    • @wombatperson5431
      @wombatperson5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hi, I'm the melted ice cube on your floor

    • @benjamingreenwood7370
      @benjamingreenwood7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hi, I'm a Minecraft TH-camr who keeps blowing up everyone's stuff
      The block destroyer

    • @hopii5177
      @hopii5177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omgggg

  • @rubyaskin3311
    @rubyaskin3311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    trixie predicted the frock destroyers before they were a thing!

    • @daisy9858
      @daisy9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ruby Diamond she’s referencing the “cock destroyers” videos (sorry if you already knew that lmao)

    • @trashcanchic
      @trashcanchic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@daisy9858 And Ruby is referencing the frock destroyers from drag race uk

    • @jessportersolo
      @jessportersolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or they stole it lol either way

    • @imakelonelinessworkforme9120
      @imakelonelinessworkforme9120 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly what I thought 😂

  • @winterminter1857
    @winterminter1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    Hi, I eat one apple every day...
    The doc destroyer

    • @jetsofaqua2206
      @jetsofaqua2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm not sure that was it

    • @piercegeorge1450
      @piercegeorge1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This is very good thank you very much for it

    • @pashasghost9252
      @pashasghost9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Quality

    • @salomeking591
      @salomeking591 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best one yet. I love this

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi, I’m the person who refuses to let a boring person in my life and reads all of them
      The flop destroyer

  • @adamthevirgo9297
    @adamthevirgo9297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8971

    Hi, I’m the crash on Wall Street In 1929 that caused the Great Depression…
    The Stock Destroyer

    • @deeeznuttzondotcom
      @deeeznuttzondotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      GIRL
      !!!

    • @dylanbowen418
      @dylanbowen418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Hi, I’m a British fish shop competing with the wing way across the street...
      The Wok destroyer

    • @terrancejordan2196
      @terrancejordan2196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AHHHHHHHH

    • @jasminesays
      @jasminesays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The scream I just let out omgggggg

    • @tabovito9515
      @tabovito9515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can’t I’m desd

  • @briancunningham2038
    @briancunningham2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    i’m baga chipz, blu hydrangea, and divina da campo
    The Frock Destroyers

  • @frogwithatophat6240
    @frogwithatophat6240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9781

    Sometimes it scares me how much I normalized trixie's makeup that I'm like "oh it looks nice this episode"

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Big fucking mood.

    • @chel91
      @chel91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      felt that omg

    • @pepper7247
      @pepper7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Saaaame

    • @adelinewurzer4533
      @adelinewurzer4533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      lmaoooo i hate her makeup but i'm so used to it at this point

    • @kneazle3603
      @kneazle3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think it genuinely does look good: the Halloween episode

  • @la.uralox
    @la.uralox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Editors have outdone themselves this episode jesus christ
    4:04 THE JIG WAS UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME

  • @minimini550
    @minimini550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    As someone who has also been a test subject for HPV-vaccine (for women though) I feel kinda attacked. YES TRACY everything WAS going great thank you very much. And to all of you vaccinated HPV-free gals: you are welcome

    • @ejalvarez4114
      @ejalvarez4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thank you!!! The needle’s big as shit and I hate it but thank you! You did important work

    • @ktburger659
      @ktburger659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thank you glad I got it!

    • @cryingeyebrows2773
      @cryingeyebrows2773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm a man but thank you for my vaccine

    • @ouijacorn
      @ouijacorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you!!

    • @naxp42
      @naxp42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Katya’s experience reminded me of Pap smears 😩

  • @bennyanderson4022
    @bennyanderson4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    frustrated teenage boy with way too much free time on his hands:
    A f*cking sock destroyer

    • @glam9850
      @glam9850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Human Resources Oh you innocent soul

    • @CheapTrash.
      @CheapTrash. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣thank god I have emergency call system cuz I can’t breathe🤣

    • @caitydid1306
      @caitydid1306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too much time *in* his hands.

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m the person who threw out my legos because they hurt me, the fluffing block destroyer

  • @VHvalle
    @VHvalle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    I love the buzzing-taser-thing whenever Katya touches Trixie. Please don't ever let it die

  • @babrittful
    @babrittful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The sad thing is that Chi Chi literally didn’t go to a doctor on time because she didn’t have the money (rich people’s game) and because she thought whatever it was was likely nothing... rest in perfection

  • @ayybby8699
    @ayybby8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    I'm the bolt cutter used for illegal purposes: a lock destroyer

    • @sexyr4nger
      @sexyr4nger 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clock

    • @leiram8833
      @leiram8833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm the bolt cutter used for illegal purposes: a cock destroyer

    • @dummydumdum5713
      @dummydumdum5713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m a hateful organization k-k-klad in white: the black destroyer.

    • @aj-nf1xs
      @aj-nf1xs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ayy Bby I’m the person wanting for all guns to be gone: the glock destroyer

    • @ayybby8699
      @ayybby8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      xxx addictions oof sis I already did her in another comment but great gays think alike

  • @ninaroscoe5561
    @ninaroscoe5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Katya looks gorgeous in this episode, our high class russian biological woman is blessing us today

  • @user-vl5sl9dv3x
    @user-vl5sl9dv3x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Everything was going great. I was a test subject for HPV” 😂🤣😂🤣 it takes A LOT to make me laugh and that killed me for some reason. So glad I stumbled across y’all’s videos. I love y’all!!

  • @taztaz8287
    @taztaz8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    Hi, I'm the mailman with your fragile package,
    the *B O X D E S T R O Y E R*

    • @notthatkyle2338
      @notthatkyle2338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      TazTaz WINNING COMMENT

    • @es8059
      @es8059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Sounds like a porn title and description ;)

    • @src3360
      @src3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazon Prime delivery is my arch NEMESIS!!!
      I swear to baby Jesus in the shed that he must kick all the packages around in the back of his van and then just drive slow and throw them at the door!!!!
      I ordered sparkely gay champagne flutes and when I opened the box it was just GLITTER!! 😬😬🤣🤣🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Lufenians
      @Lufenians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEAVE PANDORA BOXX ALONE!!!

  • @escrybaby
    @escrybaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    *Trixie's look is a S H O O T, fight me.*

    • @khaegii
      @khaegii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      not with those shoes

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Raven has entered the chat.

    • @escrybaby
      @escrybaby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@khaegii tbh with a country brown boots it would have been gorgeous:(

    • @TheRedScareIsAlive
      @TheRedScareIsAlive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a shoop...shoopa doop

  • @Ebrill_Owen
    @Ebrill_Owen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The return of the fly lol I lost it at “That fly has lived in here for month”

  • @josiah8928
    @josiah8928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5586

    I’m the 21 year old man who wants more gun control
    The Glock Destroyer

    • @teralmiles
      @teralmiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Josiah Johnston This is your wake up call, unlike your nightmare I'm here to start your day...

    • @teralmiles
      @teralmiles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Josiah Johnston it's a line from Madonna's God Control.

    • @tealover9063
      @tealover9063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@teralmiles ayyy we love Madonna

    • @buddhalibra
      @buddhalibra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok. This is the winner winner chicken crock pot dinner. 😂😂😂

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is my favorite so far

  • @MichaelLyons8
    @MichaelLyons8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    5:00
    CLASS TEST
    Brenda: A
    Daniel: C
    Edna: B+
    Katya: *Crabs*
    Oliver: A-
    Sam: B
    Trixie: D-
    These editors deserve an award

    • @louisa9238
      @louisa9238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was looking for this specific comment thank u 😂😂

    • @layali5723
      @layali5723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They should have wrote
      Adore: ketchup

    • @silvershadow1271
      @silvershadow1271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snip snap my grade is *C R A B*

  • @donnajames4611
    @donnajames4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “One time you looked and it was 3 Pomeranians stacked on top of each other.” 😂😂😂 OMG. I cannot breathe. Now, I am the one that needs a doctor.

  • @sofiat7756
    @sofiat7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    how is no one talking about Trixie's waist?!
    shes coming for violets gig
    ly

  • @NatanCaetano
    @NatanCaetano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    this is probably in my top 3 of best UNHhhh episodes so far

  • @oliverjars8359
    @oliverjars8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Trixie: hey do you remember that time a bug landed on my mouth

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      also trixie: that's so disgusting, why do we always bring it up??? 😫

  • @kirbmeister4485
    @kirbmeister4485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    i’m a piece of paper winning a 2 out of 3 game
    ROCK DESTROYER

    • @jetsofaqua2206
      @jetsofaqua2206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok Shakespeare 😂

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi, I’m the person who defeated one of the best detectives ever
      The Sherlock destroyer

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Trixie’s face when Pete says “that bug lived here for months” 🤣 1:31

  • @nemanjabrdar186
    @nemanjabrdar186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Prayer is not an adequate substitute for antibiotics”
    My new favourite quote

  • @billieinka
    @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    the people have spoken and we want tammie brown to guest star

    • @coustard518
      @coustard518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Billie Inka YES

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ya mutha i swear i comment this on every video in the hopes that a producer will see it and call our holy lady tammie

    • @Kaleidalee
      @Kaleidalee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      HUHH!!! HUHH!!! I’m acting!

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't get my hopes up

    • @elliehd7
      @elliehd7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      CHANGE YOUR COSTUME MIMI! CHANGE UR COSTUME CHANGE IT AROUND

  • @cyanidesuperhero
    @cyanidesuperhero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "you're not ready and you can't run away you have to stay in frame" she knew katya bout to BOLT

  • @katrad1936
    @katrad1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7826

    Trixie looks like her name's Jolene and you're begging her not to steal your man

  • @matiasrobledo7600
    @matiasrobledo7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "cuz we do things" *butt stuff*
    editors of this show amazes me everytime

  • @julien8606
    @julien8606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    the editors went HARD this season and i live for it

  • @JakeZowoski
    @JakeZowoski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    These two are the only reason I get out of bed anymore

    • @JardsonJean
      @JardsonJean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @karriet2568
      @karriet2568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you okay?

    • @basil4045
      @basil4045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just watch videos of them in bed

  • @booskie4316
    @booskie4316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As consistently funny as Trixie is, it's always Katya's stories that KILL ME. I literally couldn't breathe all through her dry/wet q-tip story. My abs look GREAT.

  • @billieinka
    @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    last time i was this early katya still had a chance of winning AS2

    • @evahermes6702
      @evahermes6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That physically hurt

    • @anthonysoutavong
      @anthonysoutavong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      too soon

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fvck logics ikr she’ll always be the real winner of AS2 in my mind though lmao

    • @evahermes6702
      @evahermes6702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@billieinka yeah but I also really like Alaska . Katya is just more fun

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fvck logics definitely, i love + adore them both so much and they’re both amazing queens. both of them deserved a win but im a bit more biased to katya 😅

  • @paigef3634
    @paigef3634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Trixie looks like a Dallas cowboy cheerleader
    But I love everything about it, she looks beautiful

    • @jvei9334
      @jvei9334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paige F i want that outfit so bad 😭😭

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was getting more Debbie Does Dallas

    • @theesamnightingale2474
      @theesamnightingale2474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh that's literally every dance team outfit minus a cowboy hat in San Antonio

    • @JackOverlandFrost
      @JackOverlandFrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was getting Dolly Parton vibes lol

  • @laura-ig8nz
    @laura-ig8nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Going to the school nurse is like
    "hey I think I have lung cancer"
    * Hands me a plastic bag with an ice cube in it *

    • @AshleyLBH
      @AshleyLBH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like gives me a frozen wet sponge in a bag and sends me on my way lol

    • @joshzaid8589
      @joshzaid8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hands you a bandaid

    • @je5107
      @je5107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      … or a cough drop

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah a school kid would go to a school nurse for lung cancer.

  • @Nameloading97
    @Nameloading97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Katya's literally one of the most intelligent queens we have. We need to give her way more credit omg

  • @droopsmoop
    @droopsmoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    A chemical burn *FROM THE SPIRAL PERM*
    (insert Katya having none of it)

  • @matthewk2175
    @matthewk2175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Hi, I’m the fire that recently burned down your tiny town’s one Chinese restaurant-
    the wok destroyer

  • @shannonmia2469
    @shannonmia2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT TRIXIE’S BRITISH ACCENT

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shxnnxn_ Dxy_ someone uploaded the intro uncensored to twitter and I’ve been thinking about it aLL WEEK

    • @oliviamalu2802
      @oliviamalu2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      not another theatre trash channel and uh, you’re not gonna link it? Lmao. No shade put please provide the poor

    • @jessica23claire
      @jessica23claire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@oliviamalu2802 I gotchu gurl: twitter.com/hyunandra/status/1103703297905442817

    • @oliviamalu2802
      @oliviamalu2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      not another theatre trash channel thanks sweetie💋

    • @fernhall5676
      @fernhall5676 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the best thing that's ever happened to me honestly 😹

  • @oshijili
    @oshijili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1789

    Hi I'm the Japanese Kamikaze pilot who missed their battleship target
    The Dock Destroyer.

    • @kaytlenjudd2328
      @kaytlenjudd2328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I- we- he- she- they- them-

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OUTTA POCKET OFMFHAJWJ

    • @How2Disappear195
      @How2Disappear195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kaytlenjudd2328 I LOVE UR PFP

  • @tash9009
    @tash9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "sTeAlInG TeA!?!?"
    "Money."
    "werq!"

  • @adoramae5436
    @adoramae5436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Katya the LIPSTICK GURL, SLAAAAYYY QUEEN OF THE GALAXY.
    And Trixie that Texas Rodeo fantasy, Blue as the Bonnie Blue flag, yas girl.

    • @nefelibata1016
      @nefelibata1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adora Mae I could be wrong but it could be the ciaté London glitter flip lipstick she’s wearing!

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adora Mae NYASS!!!

    • @ImaFreakinUnicorn
      @ImaFreakinUnicorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is YSOTP by JSC

  • @rafaelcrosararamalho7903
    @rafaelcrosararamalho7903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    A huge thanks to Jeff and Ron (hi Ron) for making this two beautiful biological woman the stars that we stan, you are both skinny legends
    As Tatianna would say: Thank you ♡

    • @missundies
      @missundies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rafael Crosara Ramalho Thank you..

  • @amberwillis5528
    @amberwillis5528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “That bug lived here for months” 🤣🤣💀

  • @Aimee42
    @Aimee42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2076

    2:52
    HOW CAN TRIXIE ACT LIKE SHE DOESNT KNOW THIS STORY?!
    "What job was it?"
    She worked at a Tea Shop and lived in a cheap apartment that had a nalgene bottle in the closet that was filled with piss and she had patches or dry, red skin on her face and at one point she went to pay her rent to the lady who lived in the illegally sanctioned stone hut in the back yard and she asked her "do you have AIDS?" just because she saw the dry red skin. And her 2 secret lesbian bosses accused her of stealing $2k and fired her OVER THE PHONE and she got the call while she was in the parking lot of Boston Medical and she cried. And she later went on to work at the Drag store where she actually DID steal $1,800 and she got caught and actually managed to pay back all the money before she became rich from Drag Race.
    SO DONT ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW THE STORY, TRACY. I SEE YOU.

    • @noahfarr2524
      @noahfarr2524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@nawe4623 chill

    • @pch8236
      @pch8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Someone’s got too much time. So what? She paid her dues, move on and drop it.

    • @Aimee42
      @Aimee42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@pch8236 It was a jooookkkkkeeee.

    • @blgdoesthings4122
      @blgdoesthings4122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@pch8236 i dont think you get the point of this comment. The point is that katya tells the story alot

    • @vessel_ho3219
      @vessel_ho3219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      This story was told over the course of YEARS! I can’t believe the narrative of you put the pieces together.

  • @xcrazychickx199
    @xcrazychickx199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    this is literally the funniest UNHhhh ever thanks for coming to my ted talk

    • @uchster9
      @uchster9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i laughed so hard that i got dizzy.

    • @itismetotori
      @itismetotori 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're welcome

  • @BybeeBunnie
    @BybeeBunnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love how Katya shuts up and listens carefully every time Trixie interrupts her 😂

  • @aandj5561
    @aandj5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2170

    I got my boyfriend into watching this. 5 episodes in- he looked at me genuinely confused and asked “are they gay?”
    Trying not to lol in his face I simply said, yes.
    He said “oh” then kept watching.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kaylacameron1802
      @kaylacameron1802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      That's beautiful

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I love this

    • @skeletalskeleton551
      @skeletalskeleton551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      My boyfriend in a nutshell, clueless with the queer, but accepting nonetheless 😂

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Did he not know they were men? Lol it's so cute and innocent

    • @amysmith7998
      @amysmith7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I think it's important to add that not all drag queens are gay... If anyone else finds themselves in a similar situation in the future. These two are, but yeah it's def not a requirement for doing drag.
      Also, that's adorable that he watches with you, and truly amazing that he didn't know! I'm curious, so he thought they were women? Or he knew they were men in drag... Or idk? Just wondering 🤔😂 adorable anyway! Love it.

  • @Haruka_Power
    @Haruka_Power 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Now I need a episode called NURSE

    • @AshmKemtchum
      @AshmKemtchum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because she need help and nurses help people😂

    • @mchxander
      @mchxander 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignacio Jofre 🙌😂🙌😂🙌😂🙌

    • @becasaurusbex8204
      @becasaurusbex8204 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NURSE!

    • @dn1cely
      @dn1cely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOOOOOOOOH NUURRSEE

    • @michellepamela4445
      @michellepamela4445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With Willam as guest star

  • @kyliesmith482
    @kyliesmith482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    So we really gonna ignore how Trixie basically gave baga, blu, and divina their group name for RPDR UK? Frock Destroyers😂😂😂

  • @rogueuppercut
    @rogueuppercut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    We've literally heard the story from Katya's job so many times, why is Trixie surprised lol

    • @TheTurbomotte
      @TheTurbomotte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      just like Katya when Trixie talks about the guy with the three pomeranians for the 100th time :D

    • @rogueuppercut
      @rogueuppercut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Turbomotte yeah😂😂

    • @fussick7121
      @fussick7121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      She’s pretending to listen lol

    • @Kaleidalee
      @Kaleidalee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or when Katya keeps being surprised by the Uber driver who told Trixie “You luk very beautiful” and rubbed his hand down her leg.

    • @kae2489
      @kae2489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      or when trixie talks about a guy with a blue beard and her ass being stained blue the next day

  • @RLybarger1986
    @RLybarger1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Really Trixie, you dont remember the secret lesbian tea shop?

    • @samirahstanford432
      @samirahstanford432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Russell I thought the same thing. That was one of her best job stories.

    • @lovipoekimo176
      @lovipoekimo176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Riiiiight?

    • @Pureqold
      @Pureqold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When did they talk about this before? I can’t remember but I know they’ve talked about it

    • @MangaAnimeGOOD
      @MangaAnimeGOOD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pureqold The episode with "Jobs" in the title or something. The whole episode was about jobs before drag

    • @vickytria512
      @vickytria512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just makes me need MORE.

  • @AvanderMilford
    @AvanderMilford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    When the doctor told us my mom was dying he told us to find Jesus and that shit pissed me off. Also jokes on the doctor mom lived past her death date and is still like.

    • @tc3800
      @tc3800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Out of curiosity. Why?

    • @heathenised
      @heathenised 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tc3800 we will never know

  • @marcosluna7083
    @marcosluna7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3667

    Hi, I'm the fatal stroke that ended the life of a composer/organist
    The Bach Destroyer

    • @ayyydrian4182
      @ayyydrian4182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Marcos Luna ...... you tried

    • @carlang4793
      @carlang4793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OAJOSDFAWROFIHOAISDHFOAHOEIHFOAIHROFHAWOIHFOAWIHEFOIAHSOFIHAWORIHFIOQRWH

    • @Leo-tu8gh
      @Leo-tu8gh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Adrian Gonzalez and she did THAT.

    • @TheAmandakev
      @TheAmandakev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol NOOOOOOO

    • @twelvezeros
      @twelvezeros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it has run kinda rhymes with cock...

  • @MrTwentington
    @MrTwentington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    My husband is from Mississippi and when he got officially diangosed as having depression and anxiety the doctor told him to pray

    • @creepyspookyicky
      @creepyspookyicky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      my severely mentally ill late mom saw a state assigned psych dr who legit told her to watch the 700 club &pray - after opening the therapy session w a fucking blonde joke. we walked out, called the county health dept &reported his fkn ass. such bullshit

    • @deeeznuttzondotcom
      @deeeznuttzondotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@creepyspookyicky Thank you for reporting that nonsense. When I say people like you help the world it's not an understatement. That's what we're supposed to do, keep harmful things like that from hurting people

    • @creepyspookyicky
      @creepyspookyicky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@deeeznuttzondotcom totally.
      what if the next patient didn't have the nerve to walk out or what if they actually listened to that shitbag, took their terrible advice to heart, tried praying, it didn't work, their depression got worse &they did something they couldn't take back.
      no. just no fkn way.
      I have no problem w Christians(i do tho sort of actually.
      I'm super not into any religions) but a Christian therapist needs to make it known up front that they are offering bible/faith based therapy prior to booking a patient& let the patient make an informed decision whether they want that kind of therapy or not. &the county mental health dept should DEFINITELY not be sending patients to these kind of therapists.

    • @deeeznuttzondotcom
      @deeeznuttzondotcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@creepyspookyicky a huge and real fear is things like that being normal or not changed because half of us are afraid to report and the other don't know to or look the other way completely, like I say from now on; Reporting makes the world go round

    • @OphiuchiChannel
      @OphiuchiChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omg wtf

  • @crisp8516
    @crisp8516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s great cuz katya loves to laugh and trixie loves it when people enjoy her humor

  • @mikedupont3585
    @mikedupont3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I’m LIVING for those outfits in the next episode.

    • @segamai
      @segamai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly next episode is my favorite from the new seasons hands down. I laughed so much, the editing was EVEN MORE incredible, and Katya’s look was beyond gorgeous

    • @mikedupont3585
      @mikedupont3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      segamai are you from the future????

  • @occzlt
    @occzlt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Me: *falls asleep*
    Autoplay: fucKING CLOCK DESTROYER

  • @yowhaddup9763
    @yowhaddup9763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I think I’ve rewatched this whole series about 15 times at this point and it STILL makes me laugh

  • @eloyramirez7654
    @eloyramirez7654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “I need you to stay here, you can’t run out of frame”
    We all know Katya so well

  • @kevinmckenzie1312
    @kevinmckenzie1312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Im a queen who mastered tetris in one afternoon, THE BLOCK DESTROYER.

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin McKenzie and i’m the girl who hates organized sporting events
      THE JOCK DESTROYA !!!

  • @MrDaydreamer64
    @MrDaydreamer64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Hi, I'm the specialist who makes sure all your electronics are properly grounded.
    The shock destroyer.

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hi, I genuinely hate all sports but I always end up liking and breaking athletes’ heart
      The jock destroyer

  • @flosipalay2948
    @flosipalay2948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I’m the girl protesting outside the NRA headquarters- the glock destroyer

    • @theOstenHugo
      @theOstenHugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      florencio sipalay and i’m the cute but unfortunately poor girl who is friends with all the rich girls who own yachts x i’m having none of it
      the DOCK DESTROYA!!

    • @merziah21
      @merziah21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont what is nra and dont have any idea about glock but i still liked this comment

  • @oshijili
    @oshijili 5 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    Hi I'm the Pokemon Trainer who just earned a boulder badge
    The Brock Destroyer.

    • @wolfofsummerbreeze
      @wolfofsummerbreeze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yasssss

    • @shimakaido8876
      @shimakaido8876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brandon Crabtree i won’t, but he could destroy me
      in bed
      or on his gym

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want Brock to give me his Onyx

  • @iloveharrystyles.
    @iloveharrystyles. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:44 THE LITTLE BUZZ NOISES ARE SO FUNNIXSNXA

  • @lukaspowell6944
    @lukaspowell6944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Brenda: A
    Daniel C
    Edna: B+
    Katya: *crabs*
    SIS WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREECHED

  • @Nikolajnmk
    @Nikolajnmk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    I’m the guy you call when you’ve lost your keys...
    The lock destroyer💁🏼‍♀️

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi, I’m the neighbor who you can’t get rid of and thinks that he can walk in at any time
      The knock destroyer

  • @brittleann9823
    @brittleann9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These 2 are the greatest thing that has ever happened to the world. No.. the universe. 💜

  • @fatimadeorta222
    @fatimadeorta222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Im a college gymnast doing a routine on uneven bars for the first time
    CHALK DESTROYER

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi, I’m the geologist’s ex who refuses to let him have anything good in his job
      The rock destroyer

  • @michaelkeeton8000
    @michaelkeeton8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I’m the homosexual drama nerd that bullies football players
    The jock Destroyer

  • @jessicamiranda2799
    @jessicamiranda2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I definitely need Trixie's dress. It's FAB

  • @jams4368
    @jams4368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I love when trixie takes her time on her laugh and then finally.... aaaAAAAaaAAAAAaaAAAA

  • @taliyaht9185
    @taliyaht9185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The buzzing noise when Katya touches trixie still gets me!

  • @bregieirofernandes
    @bregieirofernandes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When they start insulting each other and all you hear is quack quack quack 5:53

  • @somecanadiangirl1
    @somecanadiangirl1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    I'm the end of the second Star Trek movie,
    The Spock destroyer

    • @ms.makerspace6810
      @ms.makerspace6810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some Canadian Girl GET OUT 😂

    • @MrDaydreamer64
      @MrDaydreamer64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RUDE

    • @badgerbadger7991
      @badgerbadger7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH GIRL

    • @smartcam8095
      @smartcam8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi, I’m that one friend who always spoils all the good movies
      The shock destroyer

  • @geargrunt1264
    @geargrunt1264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I think the utter chaos at the beginning was just a little glimpse into katyas mind

  • @mobtaghabejaoui4808
    @mobtaghabejaoui4808 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of expressions on Trixie's face from 0:28 to 0:36 is something to be truly studied

  • @RichardTheBigBunny
    @RichardTheBigBunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    "There were three wet ones and three dry ones ..." - BEFORE THE Q-TIP !?! -
    That's the hardest I've laughed in weeks.

    • @Zazekina
      @Zazekina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @lupisase
      @lupisase 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can someone please explain the joke to me? english isn't my first language and i didn't get it :(

    • @raindropsonroses188
      @raindropsonroses188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      luli k. I didn’t either :(

    • @p_roduct9211
      @p_roduct9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@lupisase Trixie twisted the way the story was unwinding (about 3 dry then 3 wet q tips) and said Katya pooped or let out 3 dry stools and 3 wet shit-farts before the doctor started. Horrifyingly disgusting, hilarious but on-brand situation for Katya, since there have been many jokes of her penchant for pee/pooping everywhere.

    • @lupisase
      @lupisase 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@p_roduct9211 lmfao i love them so much, thank you for explaining!