I was pleasantly shocked you posted the piglin video so soon after the Zelda tower, and then you posted only after 2 weeks again?? You are going crazy and I am here for it.
I learned this tip for cutting faux fur from adam savage (i think!): cutting shallowly from the back with an exacto knife can help avoid cutting the hair, especially if you fluff it first so it's not lying flat against the backing. honestly a game-changer for me 😅
They say that you can glimpse the afterlife during a Near Death Experience, which does leave me to wonder if during your recent car crash, is this what you saw on the Other Side? 😨
LMAOOOOOOOO My memory must have been wiped. Whatever I saw, however close to whatever this thing I made is, must have been beyond my human comprehension
**shaking and crying** maybe… maybe the next time I put the lectern in front of them they’ll give me what I want. One more time. One more time. One more t-
Glad you (and your plant!) survived the car crash! This will be the last thing I see before going to sleep today, so, er, thanks! Also gotta say your chapter titles are really just 👌👌👌 inspired!
I love it! So disturbing!! The texture on the skin is simply majestic with all the little bumps and warts. And don't get me started with the nose and the ears!! I love them!!
I don’t think he’s cursed I think he looks great and so well done!!! I’ve been loving these smaller scale crafts lately! I’d imagine you’d want to do some smaller stuff after that huge skyview tower
i think youve created something thats haunted... and making something haunted from the very beginning of its exsistence is quite an impressive skill 😂 i see you said you had to turn him around, in the event that offended him you may want to make sure he doesnt move around (ive watched too many horror movies)
The eyes are still my favorite part. Did you use a bit of fluoro paint in the irises? When you shine the UV light on to cure the resin parts seem to glow, and I adore it. (Yes, I am a child, I like pretty colored lights/glowing things)
i’m so happy you’ve blessed up with yet another video! i really really love your art and as someone who has trouble sleeping, your videos are super relaxing. normally someone telling you that your vid’s make them fall asleep is probably bad but i mean it as the most sincere compliment
Dude not at all I’m so flattered!! I kinda have trouble falling asleep too, then I also have trouble getting up so I’m glad you find them relaxing! I love turning on a good game grump sleep compilation when the clock strikes 10
Omg new video! Im always looking forward to watching your videos when i see the notification you uploaded (mostly in the morning in my time zone) and i love to watch and unwind after work becaus ethe way you narrate is just so soothing. Thank you so much for your work🫶
well im going to be forever slightly unsettled when i zombify and cure villagers thinking about what a realistic zombie villager would look like.... worth it...?
huh. you upload less consistently than the skuffed cast. but on a side note, i really like these videos. i remember last christmas when i watched all of them and i went to your channel to find more and i was like 'wait, thats ALL'!?
If you ever need more background music for your videos, I recommend the entire soundtrack of Yoshi's Woolly World. I think it would match the vibe of your videos perfectly! 😁
Honestly same, it’s not my go-to to consume or create but after my Skyview tower video I wanted to try out some different smaller projects, I’m glad you’re sticking with me through all of it LMAO! I’m all good (very thankful for that!) and thank you for the well wishes Popplio! You were always one of my favorite water starters
It’s not dumb at all! I do them before baking so the natural moisture in the clay before baking can act as the binder for the chalk pastels; if you do it after it bakes it has nothing to stick to anymore and then you have to use some isopropyl alcohol (or water might work, I haven’t tried that yet) to give it something to help it stick to the sculpture. In my piglin video (the one I did right before this one) I actually ended up using chalk pastels on the sculpture after I baked it which was a bit of an odd occurrence, I much prefer using them before I bake a sculpture cause I find it sticks way better!
Subscribe for more **villager noise**
HEY *hrrr* AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER *hrrr* IN THIS *hrrr* WE’RE GONNA *hrr* A *hrrr*
The perfect intro.
"Stay in your lane" North of the Border, probably
LOL if he gets to do realistic steve then I get to do a realistic villager it’s only fair
4:13 why does it look like a creeper villager? 😂
Adam would find this thoroughly delightful I think! The more people making art the better
I hope Adam sees this! His collab with Studson was hilarious, and I love watching all three or you ❤❤
You know, I once heard that art disturbs the comforted and comforts the disturbed. But this? This just disturbs everybody.
LMAO if I ever get a quote tattooed on my body in fancy cursive I might just choose this quote
I'm comforted by this. What does that say about me?
@@jordanw2741 You're very disturbed, I guess
@@jordanw2741 it tells me you might need help... This comment was sponsored by betterhelp - *promptly gets dragged away*
Its nice to make something that brings people together 😅❤️👌
I was pleasantly shocked you posted the piglin video so soon after the Zelda tower, and then you posted only after 2 weeks again?? You are going crazy and I am here for it.
Odo, I appreciate this comment so much the craft train isn’t stopping now
“Minecraft realistic villager isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” except you made him real, damn you, he can hurt me now
It's funny how the eyes look *terrifying* when they're on their own after baking, but as soon as they're put in the villager it just kinda makes sense
"slightly cursed" may just be the biggest understatement. he's a little freak and i love him for that
I learned this tip for cutting faux fur from adam savage (i think!): cutting shallowly from the back with an exacto knife can help avoid cutting the hair, especially if you fluff it first so it's not lying flat against the backing. honestly a game-changer for me 😅
This is a great tip!! Thank you for sharing, honestly the unibrow is the part I was most iffy on since I don’t use that material often
Today, Crossing Crafts has given me what North of the Border has WITHHELD from the PEOPLE! LONG LIVE CROSSING CRAFTS!
LMAOOOOOO
He’s done a lot for the craft country I can’t fault him for letting a few things slip through the cracks
Your self-restraint is commendable! I would absolutely have been unable to resist the urge to say 'isopupil alcohol'.
Oh my god I need to run my scripts through you so I never miss that again I can’t believe I only got 1/2 of the potential puns out
dont forget you can mash them together: eye-so-pupil alcohol
Everyone say "Thank you, Crossing Crafts!"
They say that you can glimpse the afterlife during a Near Death Experience, which does leave me to wonder if during your recent car crash, is this what you saw on the Other Side? 😨
LMAOOOOOOOO
My memory must have been wiped. Whatever I saw, however close to whatever this thing I made is, must have been beyond my human comprehension
@@CrossingCrafts lol
Maybe the 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the shine reflecting off your creation's cold, glossy eyes
I spent 11 straight hours zombifying and curing these guys today. Dont want to see another villager for a while after this vid.
**shaking and crying** maybe… maybe the next time I put the lectern in front of them they’ll give me what I want. One more time. One more time. One more t-
They're getting more and more realistic and therefore more and more horrifying. I fear I may not be able to sleep if we get more of these.
As a wise internet goer once said, “dontevenworryaboutit”
@@CrossingCrafts I don't know if your creations are getting more terrifying or your puns but keep up the great work, I love this shit
✨️ His unibrow hairs blowing in the wind ✨️
He is somehow adorable with his ten yard stare and cursed realism. I want to give him a kiss on his big ol cuboid nose. Great sculpture 👍
Ma’am. Miss ma’am. This is so deeply, incredibly cursed. No amount of milk buckets can fix this. Phenomenal job.😂
Angular human Squidward
during the making of this I realized he looked like a human version of Squidward and I'm even more disturbed
He's absolutely terrifying, and I shared with 6 people.
At the halfway point, he looks like Odo from Deep Space 9 going through a cubist phase
Oh wow he DOES. Thank you for pointing that out, that makes this whole thing even better. (I do love me some DS9!)
Horrendous, and yet so accurate
He sure is something. You did a very good job creating something I would most certainly not like to meet in a dark alley, or indeed anywhere really
Script and editing for this one was ON POINT!!
Looks great! Cursed, but great for sure.
And now I can't get the Villager grunting and Squidward's nasal laughter out of my head.
Diana coming out with another "questionably sane" video, and we're all here for it!!
Glad you (and your plant!) survived the car crash! This will be the last thing I see before going to sleep today, so, er, thanks! Also gotta say your chapter titles are really just 👌👌👌 inspired!
I love it! So disturbing!! The texture on the skin is simply majestic with all the little bumps and warts. And don't get me started with the nose and the ears!! I love them!!
Am I watching this while playing Minecraft? yes. Am I mainly just watching this? Absolutely!!!
Minecraft procrastination is so real. Like I don’t want to grind cobblestone for this world anymore let me be free
Well this is haunting. Excellent work!
I don’t think he’s cursed I think he looks great and so well done!!! I’ve been loving these smaller scale crafts lately! I’d imagine you’d want to do some smaller stuff after that huge skyview tower
You hit the nail on the head lmaoo, I’ll be doing shorter crafts for a bit so I’m so glad you’re enjoying them!
horrifying
great job!!!
Always look forward to your videos, no matter how cursed or terrifying the thing may be!
He does look alive.
Also I was with you until the ears. That gave me the ick 0-0
i think youve created something thats haunted... and making something haunted from the very beginning of its exsistence is quite an impressive skill 😂
i see you said you had to turn him around, in the event that offended him you may want to make sure he doesnt move around (ive watched too many horror movies)
He's horrific. I adore him
Truly disturbing. 10/10
It is cursed but in a very tasteful way that only a minecraft villager could give. He looks great - you did a fantastic job!!
The eyes are still my favorite part. Did you use a bit of fluoro paint in the irises? When you shine the UV light on to cure the resin parts seem to glow, and I adore it. (Yes, I am a child, I like pretty colored lights/glowing things)
i’m so happy you’ve blessed up with yet another video! i really really love your art and as someone who has trouble sleeping, your videos are super relaxing. normally someone telling you that your vid’s make them fall asleep is probably bad but i mean it as the most sincere compliment
Dude not at all I’m so flattered!! I kinda have trouble falling asleep too, then I also have trouble getting up so I’m glad you find them relaxing!
I love turning on a good game grump sleep compilation when the clock strikes 10
0:17 Ms Crafts you never sent the last message!!!!!! How will everyone know you made a realistic Minecraft villager now?
That's fantastic. I'll be seeing him in my nightmares :)
I hate your goopy little son, well done
I was having a perfect day, expecting a night of sweet dreams, and then this happens.
😂
LMAO he's so cursed I had to turn him away so he doesn't look at me while I edit these videos
oh my god im in fear I love it
4:24 - basically me when Diana refusing to craft something form stardew valley :)
I not used to being so horrified by a Crossing Crafts video, excellent job!!
Omg new video! Im always looking forward to watching your videos when i see the notification you uploaded (mostly in the morning in my time zone) and i love to watch and unwind after work becaus ethe way you narrate is just so soothing. Thank you so much for your work🫶
I both love and hate this 😂
At 12:18, it looks like some of the green clay/paint fluoresces(?) under UV light. Is that a thing, or is that just from the resin/camera/whatever?
I ended up using a bit of neon green paint in the eyes! That’s probably my favorite part of the video visually just because the streaks of glow
Ever seen Villager news? its Testificate man! 🤣🤣
Duhduhduhduhduhhhhhhh
oh hell yeah
Adam from North of the Border called, he wants his talent back XD
seeing you do Jeff the Land Shark would make my life complete
This was extremely disturbing. Thank you
Thank you Pam from the hit indie game Stardew Valley
well im going to be forever slightly unsettled when i zombify and cure villagers thinking about what a realistic zombie villager would look like.... worth it...?
Really like this nightmare of a creation also Please, please please DO Jeff the landshark in his fuzy pink onesie!!!!!
huh. you upload less consistently than the skuffed cast.
but on a side note, i really like these videos. i remember last christmas when i watched all of them and i went to your channel to find more and i was like 'wait, thats ALL'!?
I shall give him a name of my own, and he is now Terry. So I can reverse my decision to watch🤣
I hate it. Amazing.
If you ever need more background music for your videos, I recommend the entire soundtrack of Yoshi's Woolly World. I think it would match the vibe of your videos perfectly! 😁
I've never liked the villagers. They were always too Squidward-ish. But I love this!
Shadow the hedgehog or Jeff the landshark. No no no. Shadow the hedgehog and Jeff the landshark. Maybe Shadows riding him, who knows 🤷♂️
"Tasteful forehead wrinkles..." LMFAO
You’re laughing. I’m giving him tasteful forehead wrinkles and you’re laughing
Kid friendly north of the border😊
Was about to turn off YT and go to bed, when what should appear on my subscriptions page???
Screw being a responsible adult 🎉🍿📺😳
Mandy I don’t know if this was intentional or not but this reads as the first verse in a Christmas carol lmaooo, I love it!!
I mean a new vid from you certainly FEELS like xmas so… 😁
Villagers always remind me of Bert from Sesame Street and Squidward from SpongeBob
I only feel further justified in the development of villager trading halls. These things just... can't be allowed to be seen.
Thanks, I hate it. I clicked the video for the quality content and to show support. Have it be known, the end product is deeply disturbing.
I can't subscribe again, but I'll at least like and comment to feed the algorithm beast.
pleaseeee make jeff the land shark, hes just so good
hurrrrr...hrrrrrrr....huuuurrrrrr!
Why not Shadow the Hedgehog FIGHTING Jeff the Land Shark?
I'm not a huge fan of the "realistic x" trend, but your videos are super fun so I watched this anyway :) Hope you are okay after your crash!
Honestly same, it’s not my go-to to consume or create but after my Skyview tower video I wanted to try out some different smaller projects, I’m glad you’re sticking with me through all of it LMAO!
I’m all good (very thankful for that!) and thank you for the well wishes Popplio! You were always one of my favorite water starters
oh god first North of the Border and now you too
now make a texture pack out of it I dare you
Okay but what if you did Shadow holding Jeff like a Chao
Sean did Shadow kill you mid comment for even suggesting that craft because even I’m scared of the power of your suggestions
Shadow the Hedgehog eh? Just saw some realy goofy(lol) shadow art on Bluesky by Brdt-E
Shadow please
Probably a dumb question but why do the pastels before baking??
It’s not dumb at all! I do them before baking so the natural moisture in the clay before baking can act as the binder for the chalk pastels; if you do it after it bakes it has nothing to stick to anymore and then you have to use some isopropyl alcohol (or water might work, I haven’t tried that yet) to give it something to help it stick to the sculpture. In my piglin video (the one I did right before this one) I actually ended up using chalk pastels on the sculpture after I baked it which was a bit of an odd occurrence, I much prefer using them before I bake a sculpture cause I find it sticks way better!
How do you sleep at night? Knowing this thing is in your house?
Jokes on you _I don’t_
Omg you were in a car accident?? Are you okay? Wishing you a speedy recovery
I am!! Luckily no injuries, my car got totaled but I didn’t even get a scratch (very thankful)! Thanks for the well wishes!!
It’d be cute if Jeff the land shark, had a trans flag in their sharky mouth! If you made them of course of course.
shadow the hedgehog please!!!!!!! we love an edgy boi
Heuhh.
thank you so much i hate it
It feels like your pfp is speaking directly to me
@@CrossingCrafts i will not confirm or deny your claim
hello
Hello crispy
Blah blah blah blah blah I got in a Car crash... Blah blah blah blah blah blah
You are basically a woman Adam.
(North of the border)
Fivehead.