@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ , admittedly, I suspected this would be gold when the Gentleman from Utah questioned if he would be able to complete his presentation with a straight face. Well played, sir! 😂
SNL could have a field day ripping on the delusional beliefs of any Mormon. Too bad the show isn't long enough to touch on all of the craziness represented by the LDS Church. You should check out the golden IPhone I found in a ditch east of Palmyra. It has provided myriad revelations from the cloud. If you want the secrets, send me money.
What about AOC. She prdicted correctly that we shall have no planes, no work and will be paid for sitting at home, free housing etc and it all came to pass. AOC for 2024!!!
To be legendary troll level, he would need to attack the actual green new deal, not this absurd strawman. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. Lee is a liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
You never heard of the partie "Die Partei", they have single seat in the european parlament and the first thing they wanted to do was rotating their represantive so everybody can get huge pay check for beeing part of the european parlament. They were memeing poltics for ever the best thing is, they are a german party they once organized and demonstration where they speach was what ever people teewted to them. So it went from : "More LSD in the water", to "We want water in our LSD" one of the important points the stand for also they want to rebuild the wall around former east germany ect. By the way their name Die PARTEI is short for : "Work, Constitutional state" "Protecting animals" "Promoting the elites" "base democractic Initiative" XD www.die-partei.de/regierungsprogramm/ Here their partie programm/what they stand for
Right! All the attacks on free speech would come to a halt if they tried that article 11/13 crap here! Mess with Americans memes and they will loose it 😂 Mass civil disobedience through billions of meme stickers. Invest in vinyl
I have watched this presentation at the hands of several presenters including Senator Lee and it is always gratifying to see the person managing the posters on the easel literally crack up each time. Once again, it is obvious that while the left takes itself so seriously and yet those who see through their crap have no trouble conveying the humor of the left's stoically communicated garbage.
And thus began the second great meme war. And the right is on home turf with a nuclear arsenal, meanwhile the left are still building their catapults ready for a castle seige.
Indeed our children will celebrate this incredible victory by eating burgers on giant plastic toutouns while pretending to gun down a characture of AOC that runs arounds trying to steal all the burgers in the party.
Someone should create the meme of him bringing these slides across the Delaware being rowed by the likes of Ben Shapiro, Tim Pool, John ward, and anonymous etc.
@@rubadubmedia the only actual meme they have is a generic photo of a guy laughing the rest aren't even memes they are shitty unfunny insults about Trump
If Vermin Supreme gets elected as president, everyone will get a free pony. While it may not be the same as a Tauntaun, it is still a step in the right direction.
Not only did Senator Lee manage to make it through that with a straight face, but the lovely lady managing the easel managed to not burst out laughing despite an obvious urge to do so. Applause to both of them.
I would have cracked early. I have no idea how she kept her composure. She did almost lose it at the Star Wars reference after the Taun Tauns though. That would have gotten me for sure.
@@jeff5566 The Green New Deal does NOT ban airplanes. It doesn't even ban fossil fuel. Here is the text of the GND so you can see for yourself that Mike Lee is a out-right liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
flipthecoin888 I would rather square-root his earnings. How shameful it must be for the few sentient Americans left, to witness such a lack of seriousness of their republican politicians.
But about the Milk, the Cheese and the Steaks he is wrong. He didn't talk about the 93 million EGGS that were destroyed for containing inside SALMONELLA.
JohnSmith FakeName ‘‘twas boring, he was appealing to those who “100% know that climate change is a hoax” when there is tons of evidence on climate change out there.
@@ianmcnab8751 He literally sayd in his speech that "climate change is a serious issue while this resolution is not", how can u somehow come to that conclusion when he literally sayif the opposite you are say he meant with his speech. Also there being evidence for climate changing is another can of worms. Yes its a fact that its changing, and we know that it has always been changing and earth has been cycling between ice ages and warm periods. What we dont have even remote scientific consensus is, how much are humans affecting the natural cycle and is it relevant enough to cause permanent change to the cycle or not. This is issue with media, that you can literally take any study and use the same study to make opposite points by framing it properly and then people get mislead on purpose.
I was watching her too lol I give her so much credit I would have lost it hahaha I thought when her said the cows said BOO she was all done but she did it haha
The artist is on Esty as "sharpwriter" He's got loads of stuff like this- for nearly every president. www.etsy.com/shop/sharpwriter/items Better order soon because his shop just took off big time :D
Scorge a friend once told me that the term in the south "bless her heart" refers to either the person you are referring to is either stupid or ugly. Lol
@@Jess.Loves.Gaming Well, to be fair, it was photoshopped. Reagan left office in '89, and the Cold War was generally over in '90 or '91. Velociraptors weren't available until at least '93, when InGen perfected their cloning technology. ;-)
1337penguinman This is Chewbacca. You might be wondering why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man’s life is on the line? Look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. *head explodes*
JARedwolf100 they are still that party. But keep thinking poisoning water increasing fossil fuels and decreasing health care is going to help the world.
@@danunderwood6240 Dan Underwood "Decreasing health care" isn't even a thing. We have the same amount of health care we had before. Hyperbolic partisan rhetoric just makes you look less intelligent and disinclines people from taking you seriously. The Green New Deal was a joke. This witty takedown of it was a joke. It was a funny one and the ability of the right to meme while the fringe progressives are screeching about any number of things would make it appear you're wrong at this point.
@@danunderwood6240 your a moron ...you should know that Nestle owns 70% of the fresh water in the world, you think that they are worried about climate change, or the Rothschild's for that matter... and you talk about socialized medicine like it saves lives, that's a huge lie!..a person who has cancer has to wait up to 2 year's to see a specialist.. socializm is the death countries not the savior for the working man, EU is dieing.. people want to live a good life, not in austerity!...
When _conservation_ was changed to _environmentalism_ was the point when the actual "conservation movement" was taken over by leftists for political purposes. (They couldn't stand the obvious link between conservation and conservative)
@Ivan Walker Keep sleeping bud, on one end of your deluded dreams I’ll be riding the my Tauntaun fighting the Giant Seahorse problem- while you on the other hand can possibly imagine living in an equally bizarre world where you actually learn to take a joke
"This is, of course, a picture of former President Ronald Reagan. Naturally firing a machine gun while riding on the back of a dinosaur. You'll notice a couple of important features here: first of all, the rocket launcher strapped to President Reagan's back and then the stirring, unmistakable, patriotism of a velociraptor holding up a tattered American flag." This is, without a doubt, the best couple of sentences I've ever seen constructed.
I couldn't stop laughing. This is great. Bravo Senator Lee. "Sharks with freakin lasers" "Aquaman on a giant seahorse" "Luke Skywalker on a Tauntaun" This is just freakin gold.
@@dankind80 He's referencing the same thing Strangelove did, the "Missile Gap". The US believed Russia had far more missiles than the US, so tried to up production (despite already being able to wipe out Russia with its existing arsenal.) Dr Strangelove used the concept of a "Mineshaft gap" to mock the idea.
Paul Boccuti The requirements are rigorous enough that most military personnel cannot be licensed for them. The regulations also make them cost as much as a car. Yeah, you CAN get them but there are hurdles specifically designed so you won’t. Plus the only reason they aren’t outright banned is because that wouldn’t stand up in the Supreme Court.
He said at the beginning that would be the most challenging part of his speech. He passed the challenge. Don't ask me how though. His aide gave up a couple of smirks. Kudos to her for not losing her shit during this. LOL
And his aide there were times I couldn't help but laugh out loud and except for a few mouth curls she sat stoically through everything!!!! Cudos to her and him both!!!!
Dave wasn’t funny and he didn’t debunk anything what so ever. This was a skit designed to grab the attention of people who have already made up their minds that climate change isn’t real. There was no actual substance to this skit... he didn’t address pollution, rising sea levels etc. he basically says it doesn’t exist. Ok, well show me your proof.
Mr Snuffleupagus it’s a joke only because you made it one. Sure a lot of the new green deal is over reaching, however it’s not crazy to want clean air and a healthy planet/populace. This skit was ignoring that fact because people don’t believe in it, they don’t see or look for evidence, they hide their heads in the sand because they always have, then they make jokes.
@@ianmcnab8751 Climate change is a naturally occurring phenomenon, There's been multiple shifts in the Earth temperature that pre-date the internal combustion engine, the use of fossil fuels, even human existence. In the early 70's they were proclaiming the coming (man caused) ice age. That changed in the 80's to global warming, and when their models were wrong again and again, they switched again to climate change to link any change in literally anything to ACC. The single greatest provable fact is the sun and solar cycles are biggest driver of climate change, by a wide margin. I'm not willing to upend our economy and general way of life on the word and advice of proven liars that haven't created a single accurate climate model.
Dave ok I can agree that the earths climate cycles naturally, my biggest concern is the pollution. With more people and no concern it’ll multiply very quickly, as it has been. Everyone has got to cut down on emissions due to health.
Noelle B, how can someone not believe in provable science and yet believe in imaginary angels, gods, magic underwear and non-existent golden tablets? For most, rationality supercedes superstition.
I am both shocked and amazed that the opening salvo of the 2019 meme war was fired by a senator. Well done, you God among men, well done I say. You have set the bar. We will have to up our meme game to match you.
He never stops fighting for the rights of memefarmers everywhere. Tirelessly working to save the Kekistani people from the diaspora caused by the Cuckistan invasion of 3000 b.c. #never4get
Utah: 1 Green New Deal: 0 The best part was the lady helping Mike that was having a problem not smiling. Or the camera man or someone laughing in the back ground when talking about cows.
He was able to keep a straight face because he was dead serious about the communist propaganda they expect AND demand that we swallow as fact. There is a definition of insanity. The poor woke who’ve have swallowed & stand for the communist agenda fit that definition. This Memorial Day that is to remember those who fought & died to keep us at home free, can we remember their sacrifice with such courage like the men who fought at Omaha beach landing who were aware they would likely die? Could, If we had to, look those men in the eye as we see PLAINLY what the those so called “aristocrats” at their little world meeting, want to become the god of this earth? And what the Soros/Obama’s crew of treacherous sneak thieves are perpetrating on us today? May God bless & protect those few who stand up & fight with words for us to maintain our RIGHT to possess firearms so we can can stand to protect our children from communism, proven by history to be AGENTS of death for everyday people.
Pathological liars like Lee usually can keep a straight face through a speech like this because their moral compass is completely broken. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
"These images are from the indispensable documentary film Sharknado 4 , they capture the precise moments when a tornado shark crashes through the governor of Utah's window..." Well done Senator. Well done indeed!
This is the greatest thing ever to be done on the Senate floor. This is the 1st time the government actually brought me joy. If only government were more like this.
Jokes are much better when they're mocking something someone actually said or did, not a strawman. The GND does not ban airplanes. Lee is a liar. www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
"Sharknado 4" was referenced on the floor of the Senate of The United States Of America, I love this country. This man needs to run for President, he gets it.
When a US Senator is funnier than 90% of the comedians today.
Only 90%?
Lucas I lost it. Some senators must of tried and failed to keep a straight face.
Lucas
Oh my gosh, that is soooo true.
Here here!
Funnier than all the late night talk show "comedians" today.
"Tauntauns, Mr President"
I didn't think I would live to see the day.
I got South Park flashbacks with the Wookie defense. But unlike that, this argument was entirely coherent and actually made sense.
Starwars fans must have a hayday!
@@ShadowTheHedgehogCZ , admittedly, I suspected this would be gold when the Gentleman from Utah questioned if he would be able to complete his presentation with a straight face. Well played, sir! 😂
The delivery was perfect. Somebody get this man a comedy special.
How this man didn’t bust out laughing is beyond me 😂😂
Did this man just shitpost in Congress?
Like a boss.
ahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhahahhaahhah
No, I don't think so. I think he was making a serious point.
yes yes he did
He did, and it was beautiful. He used a shitpost to illustrate the idiocy if the left
I lost it at “the indispensable documentary, Sharknado 4.”
As someone from Utah I have to say that it's a real thing
It's spoopy
I can't breathe .... CALL A MEDIC! I'm losing my shit xD
I hung in there till he quoted "Frickin Sharks with Laser's on their heads"
Tauntaun... he had me at tauntaun.
An IRL shitpost? By a senator? Why did nobody tell me about this?
You're clearly not on 4chan lol
Well you know now and that's all that matters. 😀
Drunken Master, Chicken Hansen because the media didn’t really want to spread it around it just crushed their whole narrative
I'm confused. Which senator exactly was the shitposter?
@@rivahkillah
Have you become lost little one?
That was better than anything SNL has produced since the 90's.
Powning Atheists Amen!
*70s
Especially the part at the end with the babies. "The solution to climate change is?....BABIES!"
Powning Atheists....Um no.
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/rationally-speaking/200905/conservatives-lack-sense-humor-study-finds
SNL could have a field day ripping on the delusional beliefs of any Mormon. Too bad the show isn't long enough to touch on all of the craziness represented by the LDS Church. You should check out the golden IPhone I found in a ditch east of Palmyra. It has provided myriad revelations from the cloud. If you want the secrets, send me money.
Mr. President, we must not allow a sea horse gap.
hbomatt hell no we need to start working on that immediately lmao🤣🤣🤣
If the cows smell so bad, just wait until they get a whiff of the seahorses!
Dr. Strangelove reference.
I half expected Bernie to bust through the doors and yell *“MEIN FUHRER! I CAN VOLK!!”*
SEA HORSE LIVES MATTER!
I was looking for someone to give my vote to during the 2024 presidential election.
My search is finally over.
Sen. Mike Lee for Potus
Absolutely 👍
@@phillipsheldon5663 what about Haley • Lee 2024? She'd be epic on foreign policy and he'd meme the senate from his position as its leader
What about AOC. She prdicted correctly that we shall have no planes, no work and will be paid for sitting at home, free housing etc and it all came to pass. AOC for 2024!!!
@@owlblocksdavid4955 - Nah, Haley is to warhawkish. I like Kristi Noem and Lee, or Desantis and Noem
When a US senator discovers 4chan.
Hahahahahahaa!
There is a new book called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting."
@Ave, True To Caesar! And Summer is coming! ayy Lmao!
Hahahhaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
His poor assistant wants to laugh so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Give her credit for not busting out laughing.
I read this and couldn't stop watching her!
There were a few smirks HAHA
Ed Catanzaro found the shillary supporter.
Ed Catanzaro
Perhaps you misdirected your quip for Occasional Cortex? I don’t want to roast someone for an innocent misstatement.
@Ed Catanzaro she's not working for hillary or the bernie that's why she isn't brain dead
"General Lee crushing his foes during the battle of the New Green deal in the Meme War" colourized- 2019
I need more thumbs to upvote this!!!
Without firing a shot!
th-cam.com/video/-9F9NDWshLs/w-d-xo.html
@Milagro Heroina the senator's name is Mike Lee. The original poster isn't comparing him to General Lee from the Civil War.
@@coachwhitford7315 you mean.....SHOTS FIRED!^^
Mike lee, you are crowned the king of the Internet. Troll level, legendary.
To be legendary troll level, he would need to attack the actual green new deal, not this absurd strawman. The GND does NOT ban airplanes. Lee is a liar.
www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
So an anti-Green New Deal proposal could be called...
"Steaks on a Plane"
zetaconvoy nice!! Lol
👍
Gold
Well said, Sir!
😆
9th level savagery.
"With the seriousness it deserves." Bravo to you sir.
Senator Lee used Power Word Kill on the green new deal
@bigbenhoward there's no saving through against power word kill. It just kills you if you're under 100hp, no questions asked
Dark23KnightGames It’s most ridiculous ability is to adjust its health to the damage it receives. *Exactly 2000 health below the attack number.*
The EU is banning memes, meanwhile in the US, they bring them to the senate floor - "Dammit, I love this country so much."
You never heard of the partie "Die Partei", they have single seat in the european parlament and the first thing they wanted to do was rotating their represantive so everybody can get huge pay check for beeing part of the european parlament.
They were memeing poltics for ever the best thing is, they are a german party they once organized and demonstration where they speach was what ever people teewted to them. So it went from : "More LSD in the water", to "We want water in our LSD" one of the important points the stand for also they want to rebuild the wall around former east germany ect.
By the way their name Die PARTEI is short for : "Work, Constitutional state" "Protecting animals" "Promoting the elites" "base democractic Initiative" XD
www.die-partei.de/regierungsprogramm/
Here their partie programm/what they stand for
its hard to not like a politician that can use memes so damn effectively
As you should. The greatest country in the Galaxy.
Article 13... lolz.. NOW it makes sense why Obama gave the Internet to Europe back in 2016 before leaving office..
Right! All the attacks on free speech would come to a halt if they tried that article 11/13 crap here! Mess with Americans memes and they will loose it 😂 Mass civil disobedience through billions of meme stickers.
Invest in vinyl
3:59 - "These hairy, bipedal species of space lizards..."
Woman on the left cannot hold her laughter
I would be on the floor out of view from trying not to laugh. All you would see is a pair of hands changing the memes.
She was the best prop he had there, her face was priceless. I loved every moment, they should make this whole thing compulsory in schools.
A giant sea horse gap. LMAO
Wiff of the sea horses. I am crawling. Every cow said BOO, now I lost the ability to crawl.
I have watched this presentation at the hands of several presenters including Senator Lee and it is always gratifying to see the person managing the posters on the easel literally crack up each time. Once again, it is obvious that while the left takes itself so seriously and yet those who see through their crap have no trouble conveying the humor of the left's stoically communicated garbage.
Do you know the inside temperature of a Tauntaun?
Luke warm.
oldie but a classic
That is a good one!
Lolz
The obvious solution to climate change.
Sake Hump I see what you did there and it pleases me
The Left: "We're gonna figure out how to use memes to fight people we say are racist."
The Right: "Hold my beer."
🤪😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️
MurasakiTsukimaru dear god I haven’t laughed that hard all day
I’m dead 💀😂 too good 👏👏👏
And thus began the second great meme war. And the right is on home turf with a nuclear arsenal, meanwhile the left are still building their catapults ready for a castle seige.
That's because the right has a sense of humor
In terms of The Great Meme War, this is George Washington crossing the Delaware.
Indeed our children will celebrate this incredible victory by eating burgers on giant plastic toutouns while pretending to gun down a characture of AOC that runs arounds trying to steal all the burgers in the party.
I'm absolutely surprised that lady hasn't cracked laughing. She would definitely win you laugh you lose
Someone should create the meme of him bringing these slides across the Delaware being rowed by the likes of Ben Shapiro, Tim Pool, John ward, and anonymous etc.
@@jawbreaker707
Somebody with more artistic/Photoshop talent than I, make this happen!
Buck Naked Shadilay BROTHER!
His return has been foretold!
Republican Senators have learned how to meme...
The left is doomed.
Then Democratic Senators know how to meme.
Members who are both Republican and Democratic are doomed.
@@ismaellopez3963 The left can't meme chief
@@rubadubmedia the only actual meme they have is a generic photo of a guy laughing the rest aren't even memes they are shitty unfunny insults about Trump
Spaceflight Admiral lmao no.
@@ismaellopez3963 I wish there were democratic politicians who were good memers. It would make things more interesting.
The fact that Sharks with freaking lazerbeams attached to their heads has been mentioned in The US Senate confirms Austin Powers 4 in 2020.
LOL what? omg u got a video
Haley D it’s a joke dumbass
@@fascistgamer6514 yeah it is but they are actually making Austin powers 4, look it up
BorisLovehammer 😂😂😂😂☠️
They will never make another Austin Powers... Verne is dead... if they made a 4th without mini me, it would bomb.
I don’t care what party he is, he’s in my top 3 favorite politicians ever
Justin Helms it’s the velociraptor holding tattered olde glory isn’t is?
Absolutely!
Yes
Ben Vapes perfect
I'm one of his constituents, and I've never been prouder of voting for someone in my life.
I hope my tax dollars paid for those pictures.
Same
Well spent tax !
🤣🤣🤣 This comment deserves an award.
& the dope they smoked
Same
1955: We'll have flying cars in the future.
2019: Tauntauns, Mr. President!
"If they think cow farts smell bad, just wait until they get a whiff of the sea horses..."
Gold...
This gold would not have been invented if not for AOCs idiotic proposel. Thank you AOC. She is meme gold.
jerry, gold!
Missed opportunity to quote “I thought they smelled bad on the outside” for the tauntauns
I'm waiting for my government issued Tauntaun!
Brett U 👏🏻😆
How would I humanely recycle them for heat without a lightsaber?
No one gets to own one in socialist utopia.
When you're not using it, someone else takes it.
It'll be like rental skates at a roller rink. Lolz
My Tauntaun will be named “Carl”.
If Vermin Supreme gets elected as president, everyone will get a free pony. While it may not be the same as a Tauntaun, it is still a step in the right direction.
Ladies and Gentleman, Mike Lee - memelord supreme.
I don't approve of how he voted on the national emergency resolution, but he has more than earned that title. *Applause*
Trump: Hold my Diet Coke....
All hail the chief shitlord of the senate! May his reign be dank and snarky!
Shitlords unite! Praise elk!
Kek*
Wow I am amazed at how he trolls this. Impressed at his professionalism.
Trolling wouldn't require him to lie. The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
Amy Schumer isn’t even a quarter as good as Senator Mike Lee’s new Netflix special. This is a Netflix special, right?!
Nope, apparently this is as real as it gets, and uts far better.
Don't worry. Schumer will surely steal from this for her next special.
shumer is a disgusting fat stinky slob and a thief!
Love how the Blonde woman can barely keep a straight face...😂
"ylyl irl"
"naturally firing a machine gun.."
This was awesome.
The trolling game is strong with you.
This recording, along with all the memes used, is now part of american history. The USA now has memes rooted in its history.
Beautiful!
Truly truly I say to you fellow citizen of the internet: this man has rightfully earned his place in *Valhalla*
documented for posterity:
Conservatives know how to meme.
and by default:
The left can’t meme.
Regardless of your political views, I think we can all agree that his speechwriter deserves a medal.
96ferus
And a raise. 💲💲💲
you mean there are actually people who buy this green deal crap?
@@gunterification not exactly, not exactly. They want your money to buy it for them.
Mike...how in the HELL did you deliver this without breaking ? Lmao..bravo !
The aide is trying hard to keep a smirk off her face haha
Because he's That Damn Good!!!
Not only did Senator Lee manage to make it through that with a straight face, but the lovely lady managing the easel managed to not burst out laughing despite an obvious urge to do so. Applause to both of them.
I would have cracked early. I have no idea how she kept her composure. She did almost lose it at the Star Wars reference after the Taun Tauns though. That would have gotten me for sure.
She was really fighting it lol. I caught her a few times biting back laughter.
Sometimes calling something stupid just doesnt do it. When something is so stupid it deserves a performance such as this.
No, it was addressed with the seriousness it deserves lol
This entire performance, though funny, was entirely based on attacking straw men
@@jeff5566 The Green New Deal does NOT ban airplanes. It doesn't even ban fossil fuel. Here is the text of the GND so you can see for yourself that Mike Lee is a out-right liar.
www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
How much are we paying this man?
DOUBLE IT.
I SECOND THAT
Double the doubled number
Hell get this man the White House
Haha I vote yay!
flipthecoin888 I would rather square-root his earnings. How shameful it must be for the few sentient Americans left, to witness such a lack of seriousness of their republican politicians.
The greatest thing I have ever heard. At 3:58
...this hairy, bi-pedal species of space lizards offer their own unique benefit.
- Senator Mike Lee
Enmanuel Estrella I lost it when he said that. Man is a legend for sure!
If only he said that about Emperor Pelosi
"and it's been said, a long long time ago that they can even keep you warm through very cold nights".... This has me rolling
This will go down as the most interesting speech in history.
Literally laughed out loud when he said that.
One of the best things about this video is watching the poor aid try and keep from losing it.
God bless the cameraman for keeping her in the frame..
Her wavering willpower was hot.
She nearly loses it when he says, “Tauntauns, Mr. President”.
couldn't keep my horny eyes off her. 😍👍
Redbird7311 Dude! I LOST it at “Tauntauns, Mr. President.” I have NO idea how she kept it together!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the greatest speech I’ve ever seen on the senate floor
I still almost can't believe this actually happened.
But about the Milk, the Cheese and the Steaks he is wrong. He didn't talk about the 93 million EGGS that were destroyed for containing inside SALMONELLA.
Sen. Mike Lee "... I'm mostly afraid of not getting through this speech with a straight face ..." you did and it was awesome.
JohnSmith FakeName ‘‘twas boring, he was appealing to those who “100% know that climate change is a hoax” when there is tons of evidence on climate change out there.
@ian mcnab Yes tons of evidence www.geoengineeringwatch.org/
Magnus Årsland I am looking into the link.. there’s tons of info/words... just to be clear, do you support climate change or are you against it??
Against putting pollution into the atmosphere to save us from solar cycles. Also opposed to plastics.
@@ianmcnab8751 He literally sayd in his speech that "climate change is a serious issue while this resolution is not", how can u somehow come to that conclusion when he literally sayif the opposite you are say he meant with his speech.
Also there being evidence for climate changing is another can of worms. Yes its a fact that its changing, and we know that it has always been changing and earth has been cycling between ice ages and warm periods. What we dont have even remote scientific consensus is, how much are humans affecting the natural cycle and is it relevant enough to cause permanent change to the cycle or not. This is issue with media, that you can literally take any study and use the same study to make opposite points by framing it properly and then people get mislead on purpose.
The lady, that was helping him, was holding on for dear life. LOL
I would have lost it and busted laughing. 🤣🤣
I was watching her too lol I give her so much credit I would have lost it hahaha I thought when her said the cows said BOO she was all done but she did it haha
A Tauntaun will keep you _luke_ warm at night.
Evil Black Cat “it’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out”
DAMN YOU !!! YOU JUST MADE ME PISS ON MYSELF A LITTLE 🤣🤣🤣
Not quite lol... More like "groan"
OMG ! 😱😱😱😂😂😂👽👽👆👌
Only if you sleep in it...
Solo
Best moment in USA politics I've seen
Just telling it like it is- one of Satan’s lies. Recall Satan’s first lie on earth as HE had fallen & made to slither about as punishment.
STOP!!! Where can I get a t-shirt of pres Reagan riding a raptor with an RPG?
www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Reagan-Velociraptor-T-Shirt/dp/B017U0F72I you're welcome :)
Everywhere. Literally everywhere.
The artist is on Esty as "sharpwriter" He's got loads of stuff like this- for nearly every president. www.etsy.com/shop/sharpwriter/items Better order soon because his shop just took off big time :D
I got one at Hot Topic.
I want stickers!!!
Bless her heart, she's trying so hard to contain herself lol
Scorge 😂😂
Scorge a friend once told me that the term in the south "bless her heart" refers to either the person you are referring to is either stupid or ugly. Lol
@@pauljohn5554 in most cases, yes. ( I live in southern Alabama). Or you can use it as a form of sympathy
Scorge so true. I failed to add that
Wow, THIS was REAL!!!? It ACTUALLY happened on the Floor of the U.S. Senate.
I know! I saw stills of Reagon on the raptor and thought surely someone had photoshopped it!
@@Jess.Loves.Gaming Well, to be fair, it was photoshopped. Reagan left office in '89, and the Cold War was generally over in '90 or '91. Velociraptors weren't available until at least '93, when InGen perfected their cloning technology.
;-)
@@Jess.Loves.Gaming You can buy the shirt. Just google this image, it has been around for sometime.
external-preview.redd.it/FaIiJ1jh3qlsIaN63SR6UXMT75SlANp7JsQltuLQNP8.jpg?s=a6f30c3a5cf5ffa579324f1acf6773a38fdcafaa
The beginning of the end of our society is starting to happen watch it unravel
The Onion finally becomes reality.
Truly awesome.
I am concerned strict gun control will affect how Alaskans defend themselves against Wampas.
Guns don't work against Wampas anyway, we need lightsabers!
Schultz Wang “Guns are so uncivilized” Obi Wan would have said
@@normalcarrot6361 if Luke had a blaster like Han he would have gotten out of that situation sooner.
You can keep your archaic weapon and hokie religion, I would rather have a gun (blaster) at my side.
And the Red Dawn
This man is literally a south park character in human form, I love this man.
He achieved Cartoon Apotheosis. Truly a sage for modern times.
Probably why this reminds me of Johnnie Cochran's Chewbacca Defence.
This man is Chewbacca. But he lives on planet endor. This does not make sense! Vote no on green dumb deal
All points go to his assistant for providing props without cracking.
LMAO! She was close... really close to loosing her shit! Well done pretty blonde gal!🤣👍👍
No she cracked multiple times
@@adamswanson6909 just smiles, thats it. But i bet after it was all over, it was a field day of laughter.
7:19 : "Deep breath, the "cow line" is coming."
...
"Every cow I spoke to said the same thing: boo."
...
7:38 : " I made it!"
She has the restraint of a goddess.
The fact he managed to keep a straight face throughout this presentation makes him an EX-rank madman.
And his aide that is swapping the pictures, I’d have died
"sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads" LMAO
Throwing that Austin powers line in there killed me.😂🤣 best part of the whole speech
😂😂
Michael Cooper
www.jasonheuser.com/shop/raptor-reagan
Precilla Rutmag
www.jasonheuser.com/shop/raptor-reagan
You're welcome ! (Onemadgnome1956)
I’m a democrat and I approve of my tax dollars being used to pay for this
I'm not even an American and I want that picture of Regan riding a dinosaur
jjfromthebigland I’m a Canuck and you will have to outbid me sir/madam
MURICA!!!!
Its on google, look for it. I saw it years ago
Sharpwriter T shirt on Etsy
Sharpwriter sells on Etsy site.
“Tauntauns” holy shit, I love this man.
dude, the aide's face when you say " issued a long time ago, and far far away" ...... im crying
I chuckled at that as well. But the part about , if they don't like the smell of cows farts they are really gonna hate the smell of seahorses
She made the whole thing 1,000% better
But about the tauntauns, and I thought they smelled bad, on the outside!
Who is she anyway? I'm madly in love with her face and want to google her to spend five more minutes of my life adoring and admiring her.
timestamp? i gotta see this
"I'll tell you how Mr. President,,,, Tauntons". *proceed to spit out food laughing *
He said it with such conviction. It was just so...... *kisses fingers* MWAAAAAAA!
That was the point where the strain of keeping a straight face showed a little on Blondie McBlondeface. She still did great.
Seriously, the best!
@@Trollificusv2 She nearly lost it at "far far away". I would have busted out laughing.
It's like I'm watching a South Park episode live.
1337penguinman This is Chewbacca. You might be wondering why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man’s life is on the line? Look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey. *head explodes*
...or Idiocracy.
Waiting for Terrance and Phillip to show up.
Senator Mike Lee memes the Green New Deal for 13 minutes and 33 seconds
The republican party finally understands that to stay ahead with the times they must embrace the memes.
One Buffalo To think there was a time when they were known as the party that had sticks up their asses.
The Memes of Power!
JARedwolf100 they are still that party. But keep thinking poisoning water increasing fossil fuels and decreasing health care is going to help the world.
@@danunderwood6240 Dan Underwood "Decreasing health care" isn't even a thing. We have the same amount of health care we had before. Hyperbolic partisan rhetoric just makes you look less intelligent and disinclines people from taking you seriously.
The Green New Deal was a joke. This witty takedown of it was a joke. It was a funny one and the ability of the right to meme while the fringe progressives are screeching about any number of things would make it appear you're wrong at this point.
@@danunderwood6240 your a moron ...you should know that Nestle owns 70% of the fresh water in the world, you think that they are worried about climate change, or the Rothschild's for that matter... and you talk about socialized medicine like it saves lives, that's a huge lie!..a person who has cancer has to wait up to 2 year's to see a specialist.. socializm is the death countries not the savior for the working man, EU is dieing.. people want to live a good life, not in austerity!...
World Champion Sen Mike Lee
Don't let your Memes be Dreams!,
Praise KEK!
Shadilay
Wow 235 likes👍🏻 , thanks guys but all Credit must go to John Ward
Finally, Republicans are responding properly. You used the word CONSERVATION! More humans, love it.
When _conservation_ was changed to _environmentalism_ was the point when the actual "conservation movement" was taken over by leftists for political purposes. (They couldn't stand the obvious link between conservation and conservative)
Idk what speech you just watched, but I feel you don’t understand what he just spelled out.
I so enjoy sarcasm. Senator Mike Lee... a brilliant speech! Loved it!
“I rise today to consider the Green New Deal with the seriousness it deserves.” And rise, he did. What a guy.
@Ivan Walker Geesh, how many calories did you burn raging over nothing? Who hurt you?
@Ivan Walker I'm guessing you don't have a response? Should have guessed as much. The mentally ill are one trick ponys after all.
It was a RIDICULOUS presentation. Childish at BEST . HAHAHA
Give this congressman a cookie- and my vote while you’re at it
@Ivan Walker Keep sleeping bud, on one end of your deluded dreams I’ll be riding the my Tauntaun fighting the Giant Seahorse problem- while you on the other hand can possibly imagine living in an equally bizarre world where you actually learn to take a joke
"This is, of course, a picture of former President Ronald Reagan. Naturally firing a machine gun while riding on the back of a dinosaur. You'll notice a couple of important features here: first of all, the rocket launcher strapped to President Reagan's back and then the stirring, unmistakable, patriotism of a velociraptor holding up a tattered American flag."
This is, without a doubt, the best couple of sentences I've ever seen constructed.
This is the work of a master Troll Lord. and god bless america!
My liberal friend legit thought the guy was being serious
It's an RPG on his back - this proves Trump colluded with Russia.
@@betwixtX Dude, don't say that, the MSM will believe it.
this is so perfect!
AOC: If money doesn’t grow on trees... then why are dollars green?
😳🤣
...... or why do banks have branches??
@Vinnie Provolone i can literaly hear her saying that 😂 and it makes my stomach sick.
How much do you want to bet she actually said this in some random ass speech?
Global warming is costing us billions of dollars in damage.
Epic! I've placed an advance order for my Taun-Taun already!
I couldn't stop laughing. This is great. Bravo Senator Lee.
"Sharks with freakin lasers"
"Aquaman on a giant seahorse"
"Luke Skywalker on a Tauntaun"
This is just freakin gold.
I especially enjoyed the Dr. Strangelove quote. Sea-horse gap! Ha!
@@dankind80 He's referencing the same thing Strangelove did, the "Missile Gap". The US believed Russia had far more missiles than the US, so tried to up production (despite already being able to wipe out Russia with its existing arsenal.) Dr Strangelove used the concept of a "Mineshaft gap" to mock the idea.
@@ReddwarfIV Yes... I... I know...
@@dankind80 It didn't sound like it.
I literally LOL'd when I saw the tauntuan. Best ever!
"This is, of course, a picture of former president Ronald Reagan, naturally firing a machine gun.."
I'm already crying 😂
@Christian W wut?
Reagan passed the firearms protection act, which banned automatics from civilian usage.
Paul Boccuti
The requirements are rigorous enough that most military personnel cannot be licensed for them.
The regulations also make them cost as much as a car.
Yeah, you CAN get them but there are hurdles specifically designed so you won’t.
Plus the only reason they aren’t outright banned is because that wouldn’t stand up in the Supreme Court.
His assistant wants to laugh out loud sooooooo bad.
This is especially sad because Reagan unconstitutionally banned machine guns
You MADMAN! How did you keep a straight face during the entire presentation??
He said at the beginning that would be the most challenging part of his speech. He passed the challenge. Don't ask me how though. His aide gave up a couple of smirks. Kudos to her for not losing her shit during this. LOL
I didn't, thank God for rewind button.
YLYL ULTIMATE WINNER
Hes a you laugh you lose legend!!
And his aide there were times I couldn't help but laugh out loud and except for a few mouth curls she sat stoically through everything!!!! Cudos to her and him both!!!!
"This hairy bipedal species of... space lizards" Best line in the whole thing! Classic! I want a T-shirt with the regan poster and this quote.
This man has a future in comedy...
right after he's finished vanquishing the forces of evil that brought us this green new deal.
Dave wasn’t funny and he didn’t debunk anything what so ever. This was a skit designed to grab the attention of people who have already made up their minds that climate change isn’t real. There was no actual substance to this skit... he didn’t address pollution, rising sea levels etc. he basically says it doesn’t exist. Ok, well show me your proof.
Mr Snuffleupagus it’s a joke only because you made it one. Sure a lot of the new green deal is over reaching, however it’s not crazy to want clean air and a healthy planet/populace. This skit was ignoring that fact because people don’t believe in it, they don’t see or look for evidence, they hide their heads in the sand because they always have, then they make jokes.
@@ianmcnab8751 Climate change is a naturally occurring phenomenon, There's been multiple shifts in the Earth temperature that pre-date the internal combustion engine, the use of fossil fuels, even human existence. In the early 70's they were proclaiming the coming (man caused) ice age. That changed in the 80's to global warming, and when their models were wrong again and again, they switched again to climate change to link any change in literally anything to ACC. The single greatest provable fact is the sun and solar cycles are biggest driver of climate change, by a wide margin. I'm not willing to upend our economy and general way of life on the word and advice of proven liars that haven't created a single accurate climate model.
Slavic yes... but that is no reason to keep polluting. I can agree that this bill may be over reaching, however there has to be some action.
Dave ok I can agree that the earths climate cycles naturally, my biggest concern is the pollution. With more people and no concern it’ll multiply very quickly, as it has been. Everyone has got to cut down on emissions due to health.
I love the way he says all this with a straight face
This is the best political speech since Churchills battle of britain speech in WW2.
Yes...a great wordsmith and a fucking clown.
Better. TOP score
This is better than President Whitmore's speech at Area 51 before defeating the alien mothership.
Noelle B a clown? But he didn't write the green new deal
Noelle B, how can someone not believe in provable science and yet believe in imaginary angels, gods, magic underwear and non-existent golden tablets? For most, rationality supercedes superstition.
Senator Lee God Bless you And God Bless America you. You are the Voice of wisdom thank you Sir. Your friend Ryan Westenhaver and Family
I am both shocked and amazed that the opening salvo of the 2019 meme war was fired by a senator. Well done, you God among men, well done I say. You have set the bar. We will have to up our meme game to match you.
This is what politics should be like. Folks, we have a shitlord in the Senate! 🤣
I dare say that the Roman Senate must have looked like that back in the days, with the Mas Maiorum and all that.
That guy trolled Democrats so hard, he knocked them into another dimension.
Strontium9T Bro he crossed them fools into the shadow realm!!!
*demoNrats
Strontium9T
Twilight zone
How? Tauntauns!
Well hopefully the dems dont fuck up that place like they have here!
9:34 The coughs after this point are so obviously disguised laughter.
I didn't know Senator Lee held dual citizenship with the US and Kekistan.
He never stops fighting for the rights of memefarmers everywhere. Tirelessly working to save the Kekistani people from the diaspora caused by the Cuckistan invasion of 3000 b.c.
#never4get
Finally, representation for the TRUE oppressed class
Shadilay mother fuckers!
There is no Kekistanian dual citizenship. We are always under the guidance and protection of the great one and only him. We are merely displaced.
Dual loyalty
Mockery is the best form of ridicule and confrontation when it comes to stupidity and danger.
Keep it up!!!!
The funniest part is her trying to keep a straight face 😂
That assistant's ability to keep a straight face as well as she did is a miracle. She is a true hero.
Utah: 1
Green New Deal: 0
The best part was the lady helping Mike that was having a problem not smiling. Or the camera man or someone laughing in the back ground when talking about cows.
Landon Durrant yes! She deserves a medal!
(Deep breath)
*THE LEFT CANNOT MEME*
Thank you all, have a lovely day
Berserk Vash and now the EU can’t meme, legally.
1920: we will have flying cars
2019: memewars in the senate
first Last lmao true 😩😂
There was no war. General Lee ended it before it began..takes a drag off doobie
This is the better future
One more year...
1920? That's long gone..
The skill of how he could keep a straight face during all of this is absolutely amazing.
He was able to keep a straight face because he was dead serious about the communist propaganda they expect AND demand that we swallow as fact. There is a definition of insanity. The poor woke who’ve have swallowed & stand for the communist agenda fit that definition. This Memorial Day that is to remember those who fought & died to keep us at home free, can we remember their sacrifice with such courage like the men who fought at Omaha beach landing who were aware they would likely die? Could, If we had to, look those men in the eye as we see PLAINLY what the those so called “aristocrats” at their little world meeting, want to become the god of this earth? And what the Soros/Obama’s crew of treacherous sneak thieves are perpetrating on us today? May God bless & protect those few who stand up & fight with words for us to maintain our RIGHT to possess firearms so we can can stand to protect our children from communism, proven by history to be AGENTS of death for everyday people.
I have learned on thing from this don't play poker with him if he could keep a straight face during that poker is no problem lol
Pathological liars like Lee usually can keep a straight face through a speech like this because their moral compass is completely broken. The GND does NOT ban airplanes.
www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
Senator Mike Lee wins the internet. The best thing, this will forever be a part of the congressional record. For eternity.
Jeremy McGowan
that. is. amazing.
There's a new book called "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Wants to Stop Cows from Farting"
Proving for eternity what morons Republicans are.
Agreed. He will live in ridicule and infamy. What a joke. To think folks like this govern our country is appalling.
@@flyingfishsurf LOL, just a ridiculous response to an absolutely ridiculous proposal. This was a proper response to that joke of a 'new deal'.
"These images are from the indispensable documentary film Sharknado 4 , they capture the precise moments when a tornado shark crashes through the governor of Utah's window..."
Well done Senator. Well done indeed!
Sharks with frickin lasers on their backs.
You, sir, won not only Congress - you won the internet yesterday.
Expect to be mass deplatformed.
Much love, America.🇺🇸👍
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
👌
I really wish we could have seen AOC's face watching this.
The giant seahorse gap?
His aide is struggling to keep a straight face while he effortlessly deadpans the presentation.
Mike Lee is a god
This is the greatest thing ever to be done on the Senate floor. This is the 1st time the government actually brought me joy. If only government were more like this.
DatelessPiano
One can give AOC credit for bringing out the creativity of Senator Lee.
I actually felt like I got something from Congress FOR ONCE, even if it was entertainment instead of wise legislation.
God damn that's glorious to watch.
My eyes have seen the Glory Of The Coming Lord.
A Senetor _AND_ Kekistani Ambassador... Seizing the Memes of Destruction.
I have to come back and watch this every now and again. Absolutely classic. "Tauntauns, Mr. President." Gold.
Jokes are much better when they're mocking something someone actually said or did, not a strawman. The GND does not ban airplanes. Lee is a liar.
www.congress.gov/116/bills/hres109/BILLS-116hres109ih.pdf
"Sharknado 4" was referenced on the floor of the Senate of The United States Of America, I love this country. This man needs to run for President, he gets it.
I am obsessed with this. Although I want my pilot's license, I would also 100% ride a giant, tamed seahorse.
I want to be the one that tames them... What a job!
I'd rather have a Tauntaun. If I can get one of those, sign me up.
I'll take the veloceraptor (sp?) Or the sharks with fricken laser beans on their heads
Yeah but the flatulence....
I think we're gonna have a big problem with the sharks with Lazers attacking and eating the seahorses.
we are not worthy... Bow to the trolling king!!... genius level
I wonder how many times I’ve watched this....
Same! 🤣
Omg, I don’t know how Senator Lee got through this without laughing
I'm on number 3 rhis year... like 4 times when it first came out lol.