Dracula: "I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute!" Richter: "Well, my man, I'd say you've got some grave problems." Dracula: "Perhaps the.... wait, did you just call me 'my man'?!"
+Josh Walker the NES had 1 PCM channel and the quality was good, the problem was the ROM space such samples took, in a simple game like "countdown" it was possible...
@@XolTheGreat That exists? ...There's also that Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover, *but that happened,* and I'm not sure I approve of it. Someone told me that it tried explaining the weirdness in Courage, and I don't think that's a great idea. It ruins the mystery.
10:33 - 10:35. That is the most funniest death screen I’ve seen for a movie licensed game. It’s like making a Star Wars game and the death screen is Obi Wan’s “No!” from “The Phantom Menace”. Just picture that. Lol
10:39- That clip WAS from the movie, where Keanu Reeve as John Harker is being held down on a bed, and Dracula's brides are eating a live baby. I think a better clip would have been Dracula laughing maniacally.
Can you tell him that also tell him about Superman 64 the sonic games bubsy spudermangames batman games Superman for nes Ljn games aren’t bad some are hard sega cd sega 32x colecovision intelivision atari Jaguar that they are good okay and everyone and critics to change their minds of being good you know they are good okay
***** - I've often wondered where he gets all that stuff. Some of the rarer things in his collection must be hard to come by and/or expensive. Is the show _that_ successful that these costs are acceptable? Seems so.
This guy gets *so much* fan art and crafts sent to him, (and he has so many *shameless* plugs) i'll bet he is to the point where he could just call up Reebok's ad department and get a pair delivered. Unless that's where Fred Fuchs is now employed......
"oh, f! I mean fuck!" "I don't know how to FUCK something" "Fred Fucks" "is that clip even from the movie? I don't know maybe it's from Bill & Ted" This episode is just filled with great lines.
I actually took the time to read up on the gameplay for The Count. As it turns out, the player character has been sent to defeat the vampire Count Dracula by the local Transylvanian villagers, and must obtain and use items from around the vampire's castle in order to defeat him. Players move from location to location, picking up any objects found and using them somewhere else to solve puzzles. So, basically, it's a text-based version of "Dracula: Origin" that takes place only in Transylvania, leaves the player-character's name a mystery, and has less plot. All in all, just stick to "Dracula: Origin". You'll be much better off.
Text based games may have been interesting in those days but to receive a "don't know how to fuck" reply from that game would really have started a meme revolution
This is probably my favorite avgn episode actually. Its a plain and simple avgn action with not that many edits and not that long... But theres something genuinely awesome in this that get me To watch it everytime. Like it perfected the plain avgness
10:35: Yep, the clip is from the movie, it's from the scene where the dracula offers the baby to his underlings and Keanu Reeves is all "oh no, I gotta make a really disturbed facial expression..." (btw: Monica Belluci plays one of them in one of her earlier roles)
1:23 Man it's so funny when the Nerd was playing The Count to the end of the interactivity when he used the classy f bomb on the text and facepalmed when it said [I don't know how to "FUCK" something]. Lmao
+PieCreeper12 I'd say that Jerry Nelson (voice of The Count) pre-recorded the dialogue during production, and then it was up to the masterminds in the sound department to fully digitalise the sound into the cartridge data to suit the NES's capabilities. I know this may sound too technical but that's my gist of it. 'Big Bird's Hide & Speak' (also for the NES) went through the same treatment and you can clearly hear Carroll Spinney bring Big Bird to life.
I love how on Dracula for Intelevision, the sun (which kills you in the game) has a big smile on its face. It's the friendliest looking death sun ever.
what makes Fred Fuchs funny is that he isn't even a video game developer or anything He's a television producer that worked on Bram Stokers Dracula and even Frankenstein.
at that time of 5:03 it has nothing to do with poison and it has nothing to do with throwing anything on the ground...do you ever have anything relevant to say? or do you always comment pure bullshit?
Prince Serenity Yeah I've heard that horrible song before...what does this video have to do with the song? If you answered, "nothing" then you are correct.
just imagine time travelling 10 years in the past, telling james he will eventually have fred fuchs be in your sketch and is played by gilbert gottfried.
Came here after watching the Nosferatu episode. What a classic!
10 ปีที่แล้ว +19
Fred Fuchs... I love how on IMDB, in the trivia section, the first thing is "His surname is pronounced "F-you-ks"." Just for don't even accidentally call him fucks.
The moon's glowing should not be as powerful as direct sunlight. A vampire could survive if the damage to his skin is linked to the amount of radiation the sun gives off, unless the sun has some kind of glowey magic for reasons
The clip where Keanu Reeves is screaming is in the movie, and it's just as ridiculous. I liked most things about that movie, Keanu's performance not being one of them. It's not even the only time someone screams in a dumb way.
9:42 - 10:01 is easily my all-time favorite AVGN moment. I don't even know how many times I've seen it now and it still cracks me up every fucking time.
Dracula: "I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute!"
Richter: "Well, my man, I'd say you've got some grave problems."
Dracula: "Perhaps the.... wait, did you just call me 'my man'?!"
Your words are as empty as your soul
"What is a man?!!"
@@countdread6467 *my man.
Now all I can see is Richter in those tacky 90’s clothes on a skateboard while this goes on
@@countdread6467 "A miserable pile of secrets."
"But enough talk, have at you!"
Fred Fuchs
"Don't know how to "Fuchs" something."
ruth mcnally *Dont know how to “Fred” something
"don't know how to rape something"
Don’t know how to shove a whole dog up my ass to lick off
@@waycnf7229 Go to Hell
Don't know what Hell is.
Your avatar lmao the pony
9:40 the birth of a legend
He's up there with Kojima
It is name,it is not even funny it is if you have 10 years
“Who would call Dracula my man?” is the most underrated line in AVGN history
Ha ha make me laugh every time
WHAT IS A *_"MAN???!!!"_* A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS!!!!!!!
I would, but also my family is Romanian.
dude 🤣🤣🤣
Blade
"Who would call Dracula my man?" That's my favorite line.
Simon Belmont, obviously.
@@YuukiTakemoto1996 true
me
Mine would be "AWW F I MEAN FUCK!"
His gf
You gotta admit, those voice samples for The Count's Countdown are really good for an NES game.
Compared to ghostbusters its a masterpiece, my bad I mean "GUOSTBUSTURRRRRRRRDZZZZ"
+LE\/Ǝ˩ Hey at least it's better than "BEEE-17 BAAAWWMBERRRRR!!!"
+Josh Walker
the NES had 1 PCM channel and the quality was good, the problem was the ROM space such samples took, in a simple game like "countdown" it was possible...
HAHAHAHA! FIND TEN! HAHAHAHA!
@@omegarugal9283 That's probably why you could either run or hop, not both
how much do you think Fred Fuchs was bullied as a kid
what makes you think I was?
fred fuchs N-Nothing Fred FUCHS
He was not bullied, he was fuched.
Almost as much as uwe fuchs
+fred fuchs shut the fuch up, Fred.
2:47 I laughed way more times than I’d like to admit
I honestly think it's one of his funniest jokes
69 likes 😏🤣
@@LegitMan335 70! 😉
164!
@@avoasemota8450 383 now! 😃
Even though it wasn't released, I think a Dracula-themed game with Reebok product placement is one of the strangest concepts I've ever heard of.
makes about as much sense as the bambi godzilla crossover that was gonna happen
@@XolTheGreat That exists? ...There's also that Scooby Doo and Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover, *but that happened,* and I'm not sure I approve of it. Someone told me that it tried explaining the weirdness in Courage, and I don't think that's a great idea. It ruins the mystery.
@@101Volts I loved that crossover. But og courage can't be beat. Easily one of the best shows ever
Fred Fuchs actually also produced the Godfather movies O_o
I'm guessing its a different one. If not that is incredible!
Well, one of them.
Part III
+Octavio89 He fuched it up. XD
+bloodrunsclear And the Secret Garden.
-S.
+bloodrunsclear Fred Fuchs is also the name of the leader of the Sons of Kojima who do commentaries on a guy's garbage let's plays.
...I count the candles on the shelf, when I'm alone I count myself...
I fuck slowly, slowly getting faster, faster
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
...The spiders on the wall and cobwebs in the hall...
1 hahahaha
Ow the EDGE
While I am in the comments, I "count" every Dracula in fiction
I love how aggressively he always puts the games in
You'd probably want him to aggressively put something In
Well, he is the ANGRY Video Game Nerd after all.
The legendary Fred Fuchs episode :D
Fred Fuchs
really legendary
Hy- chan Fred Fuchs
You mean Fred Fucks?
Freddy Fazbear Maybe ? Well we won't forget Freddy Fuckboy
Drac's night out is just reverse Castlevania. You play as Dracula, you wanna LEAVE the castle, and you can't kill anything
9:43 A legend was born.
10:33 - 10:35. That is the most funniest death screen I’ve seen for a movie licensed game. It’s like making a Star Wars game and the death screen is Obi Wan’s “No!” from “The Phantom Menace”. Just picture that. Lol
Ironic
Lego Jango Death Sound
the origin of Fred Fuchs!
You could say he Fred, Fuchs real well.
+jimbo jones Fuch is actually German for fox
yeah FOX up the AHSS
Hes actually a tv producer. Mustve been involved in tne movie or some shit.
the origin of the greatest game of all time!
"Don't know how to 'fuck' something"
My sides have ascended to heaven.
***** Which song again?
***** This one? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Come,_All_ye_Faithful
***** Thank you.
That's an even more hilarious text-only joke than: *"CONGLATURATION!"*
How about you're winner from Big Rigs lol.
Somehow, even if I haven't watched AVGN in a long time, I always end up finding myself watching the Halloween episodes around the Fall
+Killhelm II Gotta come back for Fred Fuchs
+Red88Rex I agree
+Red88Rex Gotta love Fred Fuchs.
+Red88Rex agreed
Yep
That Keanu clip was in the movie. but with the bad sound its more hilarious in the game.
Hnnnghhrrrrr
Sounds like something from a 90’s Mortal Kombat game!😂
10:39- That clip WAS from the movie, where Keanu Reeve as John Harker is being held down on a bed, and Dracula's brides are eating a live baby. I think a better clip would have been Dracula laughing maniacally.
2:48 Best moment in gaming history. Ever.
Yes
Nah, Fred Fuchs was better. :P
Sooop - that always cracks me up!
Yeah, but I don't know how to "FUCH" something either.
Sooop lol
This guy makes the best analogies! 6:16 "He's got a big head and his face is like DUHHH!"
LOL I just realized Nerd is wearing the reebok's he showed off early in the vid at 11:22
I just realized your mother.
@@prostratic Dont like your own comment.
I have re watched this for years every Halloween and never noticed that.
Can you tell him that also tell him about Superman 64 the sonic games bubsy spudermangames batman games Superman for nes Ljn games aren’t bad some are hard sega cd sega 32x colecovision intelivision atari Jaguar that they are good okay and everyone and critics to change their minds of being good you know they are good okay
Dracula for Vic 20 is confusion
Ah, text parsing games...
"Wake up"
CAN'T "WAKE UP"
"Wake me up inside"
CAN'T "WAKE UP"
Save me
Brilliant XD Imagine the game's response with "SAVE ME."
+No. Call my name and save me from the dark.
>"go west"
LIFE IS PEACEFUL THERE
>"go west"
IN THE OPEN AIR
>"go west"
WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUE
>"go west"
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
Don't know how to "WAKE" something
I don't know why I laughed so hard when he's fighting the bat and there's the quick shot of James wearing the pumps, but I did
Did the nerd actually buy a pair of those shoes just for the 5 second joke?
***** - I've often wondered where he gets all that stuff. Some of the rarer things in his collection must be hard to come by and/or expensive. Is the show _that_ successful that these costs are acceptable? Seems so.
Άλκης Δ. Some of it might actually be donated by fans
flipper5104 Well, for the purposes of this episode they didn't need to. He doesn't actually wear it, just holds it up and says something about it.
Daniel Ryan he is wearing the shoes when he was stepping on the bat
This guy gets *so much* fan art and crafts sent to him, (and he has so many *shameless* plugs) i'll bet he is to the point where he could just call up Reebok's ad department and get a pair delivered.
Unless that's where Fred Fuchs is now employed......
"What's Dracula's deal? He's got big head and his face is like, duuuhhh!!!"
xD That was great!
this episode is probably one of the funniest, like the "don't know to fuck something", the UGH, the Bats, and of course Fred Fuchs
I'll give you 2 words. FUCK YOU
"oh, f! I mean fuck!" "I don't know how to FUCK something" "Fred Fucks" "is that clip even from the movie? I don't know maybe it's from Bill & Ted" This episode is just filled with great lines.
"Oh F- I mean fuck!" One of the best lines ever. This is with a doubt one of the top 5 avgn vids ever. Can rewatch over and over and laugh everytime.
There is old AVGN and new AVGN, both have a specific charm to them...but there is no BAD AVGN.
I come from the distant future of 2018 to confirm that your comment is still valid even to this day!
yeep
Accept for Toxic Crusaders, but we don’t talk about that one...
Plumbers don't wear ties. A game so bad even the review is bad. It happens
@@klaushammer8687 how was it bad?
11:19 and thats how James Started the Epidemic.
Eat pillow. Yuck! Ok so I ate the pillow? I didn't expect that. XD
So he's feeling a little... down in the mouth? (Mary Poppins).
@Michael Beld Eat grass.
Yuck!
I guess he does eat it, feather or not he likes it.
:p
Reebok really narrowed down the best candidate for a game to promote their pumps. A basketball game? Nah, let's give them to fucking Dracula!
Chris Jenkins I'm convinced
🧛 👟 👟
Ah ah ah ah, welcome to the space jam~! Bleh bleh bleh .
I actually took the time to read up on the gameplay for The Count.
As it turns out, the player character has been sent to defeat the vampire Count Dracula by the local Transylvanian villagers, and must obtain and use items from around the vampire's castle in order to defeat him. Players move from location to location, picking up any objects found and using them somewhere else to solve puzzles.
So, basically, it's a text-based version of "Dracula: Origin" that takes place only in Transylvania, leaves the player-character's name a mystery, and has less plot.
All in all, just stick to "Dracula: Origin". You'll be much better off.
Call him simon,, every vampire killer should be named that..
"Who would call Dracula my man?"
That quote gets me everytime
Simon or blade..
I hope when his kid gets old enough to go on the computer, somebody will tell them to look up "AVGN".
The Elusive Blue Skittle Imagine him having Sex
Maybe his daughter will be his sucessor.
I would be proud of my dad.
you think his kids don't know what he does for a living?
His kids already know.
4:40 "But you can't *count* on it most of the time."
Fuckin...
Nice one, James
+Thomas Kloos Ah Ah Ah!
+Thomas Kloos I don't think that was intentional.
Deroni76 I know, but I bet it was.
+Deroni76 Yeah, if it was intentional he would've said it during the Sesame Street game.
Nice pun indeed.
Two of my favorite AVGN moments are in this episode. 2:48 and 9:43
Text based games may have been interesting in those days but to receive a "don't know how to fuck" reply from that game would really have started a meme revolution
This is probably my favorite avgn episode actually. Its a plain and simple avgn action with not that many edits and not that long... But theres something genuinely awesome in this that get me To watch it everytime. Like it perfected the plain avgness
i agree this is my favorite episode too. it's got that late night chill vibe
10:35: Yep, the clip is from the movie, it's from the scene where the dracula offers the baby to his underlings and Keanu Reeves is all "oh no, I gotta make a really disturbed facial expression..."
(btw: Monica Belluci plays one of them in one of her earlier roles)
I never realized that in the end when he's stomping on the bat, he's wearing the Reebok Pumps
“Who would call Dracula “my man”?”
I dunno, Death?
I was thinking more of Simon Belmont.
Lol my history teachers name is Mr. Fuchs
***** Yes...yes he does. He actually Fucks my home economics teacher. It's....interesting :/
Slim Shady does he pronounce it "fucks" or "fukes"? or "fuchess"?
voLumez It's pronounced like "fooks"
Slim Shady We had a teacher in my school named miss Condum.
I thought it was pronounced "fyooks"
If you noticed when he stepped on the bat he had on the Reebok pumps
Oh, my god, it's Fred Fuchs!
Yes, it's Fred fuchs
Duper Gamer real animal
1:23 Man it's so funny when the Nerd was playing The Count to the end of the interactivity when he used the classy f bomb on the text and facepalmed when it said [I don't know how to "FUCK" something].
Lmao
6:48 How is the voice so clear on the NES?
+PieCreeper12 I'd say that Jerry Nelson (voice of The Count) pre-recorded the dialogue during production, and then it was up to the masterminds in the sound department to fully digitalise the sound into the cartridge data to suit the NES's capabilities. I know this may sound too technical but that's my gist of it.
'Big Bird's Hide & Speak' (also for the NES) went through the same treatment and you can clearly hear Carroll Spinney bring Big Bird to life.
+Danielle Pluzsik Yeah that's correct as well :-)
Definitely better than Ghostbusters, that’s for sure
Shark fan of the sea *Golfbusters
@@StephenDoherty1994 which is really interesting, given that it's just a Sesame Street video game.
For the sesame street game, you have to give them credit for the voice!
yeah sounded pretty good!
What the Ghostbusters game, I mean ***GOOOBUzzTUURS****
Ah-ah-ah!
@@freezetile8588 ONE AH AH AH, TWO AH AH AH, THREE AH AH AH
2:45 Still to this day, one of my favorite parts in any AVGN episode.
"Don't know how to f*** something...."
And that, latest and gentlemen.... is the epitome of artificial intelligence in gaming.
"He's got a big head and his face is like DUUUUUUUUUUH..." I love that line. XD
"Aw F I mean fuck!"
I miss this dude. Nothing is better after along stressful day to just tune out and watch nostalgic avgn
7:05 “Why am I playing this?” I couldn’t stop laughing at that part. XD
That's what i would think when i played a children's game..
Timelimit, worst thing in videogames
Sami Niemi Well once I played this Game for the xbox It had a timed shooter level that didn't show the timer or where the buck i needed to go
Open World, Best Thing in Videogames
Either that or escort missions.
@@MK12082
Fuck escort mission, they fucking suck
11:19 Real footage of how corona started -2008 colorized
My man transformed into Ozzy Osbourne
AGVN no…
"It's as though somebody buried their shit and someone else decided to dig it up later... like, what do you expect?" LOLOL
Love this episode. The theme, the games, and the nod to old silent horror movies with the way it was shot.
I love how on Dracula for Intelevision, the sun (which kills you in the game) has a big smile on its face. It's the friendliest looking death sun ever.
what makes Fred Fuchs funny is that he isn't even a video game developer or anything
He's a television producer that worked on Bram Stokers Dracula and even Frankenstein.
I'm pretty sure "Fuchs" just means "Fox" in some other language.
It's been 10 years and the quality is still there. Damn. It makes me happy knowing content creators like James Rolfe exist.
Therapist: "Dripcula isn't real. He can't hurt you."
Dripcula: 4:05
Who else watches these yearly during Halloween season
We all watch these yearly, everyday.
5:03
MAAAN, I won't let you poison me!
SO I THREW IT ON THE GROOOOOUND!
Thought the same :D
at that time of 5:03 it has nothing to do with poison and it has nothing to do with throwing anything on the ground...do you ever have anything relevant to say? or do you always comment pure bullshit?
There is no death. It's a reference to a song.
Prince Serenity
Yeah I've heard that horrible song before...what does this video have to do with the song? If you answered, "nothing" then you are correct.
0Dahaka
probably both
Imagine the Nerd gets in contact with the real Fred Fuchs and makes with him a nerd episode
He did
@@jcruz5050 Gilbert Gottfried isn't Fred Fuchs.
Who would call Dracula"my man"?
This was a very legit question.
9:14 Awww F I mean Fuck
Doesn't that count as an outtake? It's an intake of an outtake!
2:48 *dies laughing*
I just realised at 2:27 that after he typed ‘go right’ and ‘go left’ to no success he typed ‘go away’ XD
just imagine time travelling 10 years in the past, telling james he will eventually have fred fuchs be in your sketch and is played by gilbert gottfried.
“The morning sun has vanquished the horrible crappy games”
love the fact that the nerd is wearing the air pumps while stomping the bat
"Don't know how to FUCK something" I fucking lost it at this part
I love how AVGN just can't get over his hatred of bats.
And danny
"Don't know how to "FUCK" something"
I'm laughing so hard here
Audio wise, this is my favorite AVGN episode. Just so satisfying to wear headphones while watching this one.
That rain in the background is just perfect
11:18 Careful, that's how we got into this whole Coronavirus mess...
Lol
Came here after watching the Nosferatu episode. What a classic!
Fred Fuchs... I love how on IMDB, in the trivia section, the first thing is "His surname is pronounced "F-you-ks"." Just for don't even accidentally call him fucks.
F YOU XD
Fyouk you XD
WAIT. If sunlight kills vampires, then how come moonlight which is reflected sunlight, by the way doesn't kill them?
why do you get a sunburn but not moonburn?
I have no idea.
beats starman with SCIENCE!
The moon's glowing should not be as powerful as direct sunlight. A vampire could survive if the damage to his skin is linked to the amount of radiation the sun gives off, unless the sun has some kind of glowey magic for reasons
Technically, sunlight doesn't kill vampires. The only thing that can kill a vampire is silver. (I'm not referring to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter)
6:07
Echoes? I thought it was called reverb
And then the bats got together and planned their revenge on humanity for killing them constantly.
Does it go like jerma's rat movie but with bats????
"The music is just a scramble of 8-bit chaos." Careful AVGN, Jeroen Tel has a TH-cam account...
At least it's not justin bieber or pachelbel or nickelback or crazy bus (as in Arthur's least favourite song) or nails on a chalkboard.
@@zyzzy-ko4ww PACHELBEL?? AS IN THE CANON GUY??
@@dannywapbang Yes, Pachelbel's infamous Canon in D.
feels like james had alot of fun with this episode, spouting the most universal horror dialogue ever
11:04 Ok, decided. Gonna make a game without bats.
Best reply to the computer bot ever 😂 🤣?! Even the computer bot’s reply but to James comment is priceless?! 2:46
2:45 I still think that it’s the funniest thing in this episode. Since I was a teenager
2:48 is the actual moment.
The clip where Keanu Reeves is screaming is in the movie, and it's just as ridiculous. I liked most things about that movie, Keanu's performance not being one of them. It's not even the only time someone screams in a dumb way.
+COYADD Nah, his screaming was actually pretty good in that scene, given the context. But that game just took all the dignity out of it.
it s weird scream mix of horror and impotence
10:30 "...Maybe is from Bill & Ted" lol 😄😂🤣
theres something so classic and great watching james old videos.
True that. He rarely reviews video games anymore, and when he does that old manic fun anger and obscenity is really toned down
9:42 - 10:01 is easily my all-time favorite AVGN moment. I don't even know how many times I've seen it now and it still cracks me up every fucking time.
“Who would call Dracula ‘my man’?” Is one of my favourite AVGN quotes of all time 😄
idk why but him wearing the reboks when stomping out the bat killed me
2:43 had me on the floor
"UH im sick of it all, Morning Sun Vanquish me" lol
I think this episode really shows his love for the horror genres
2:54 that Dracula on the game cover looks like the same Dracula that's on all those Halloween make-up kits
6:40 I think AVGN predicted Super Mario Run...
Super Mario Jump should be a sequel