Hitman 3 Mendoza! 3 Ways to Play! WINE PRESS! ELECTRIC TRAP! BALCONY SURPRISE? (Part 1 of 2)

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  • Hitman 3's take on the beautiful wine country of Mendoza, Argentina is the next stop on the murder world tour for Agent 47. In the mission The Farewell, Andy, Jane and Mike must eliminate a couple of Providence power players to clear the path for Diana to take the organisation down from within. The first of those targets is Tamara Vidal, whose hobbies include winery tours, not paying attention to her surroundings, and standing perilously close to balconies.
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  • @cebbi1313
    @cebbi1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Andy: *crushes lady with a big wine press and sees a big pool of blood*
    Andy: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Andy: *sees reflection in nearby shiny surface* What a rubbish pikachu. You win this year, Luke.
      Ellen: WHAT?!

    • @notoriousgoblin83
      @notoriousgoblin83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      vino humano

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Brasc ahhahahaahahah

  • @sneakydeekie5472
    @sneakydeekie5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I love Mike: “That is the dumbest thing I have ever done in hitman and it was fine... it was absolutely fine! Which means, ladies and gents, I haven’t learned my lesson at all.”

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, Mike is life

    • @Faranya
      @Faranya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "Oh, I'm being noticed!" -Mike, immediately

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gothmissstress What it REALLY proves is that Mike is better than I will ever be at Hitman.

    • @nicht-registrierternutzer4464
      @nicht-registrierternutzer4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And we all hope he will never learn his lesson. Don't change Mike, don't ever change. :D

    • @MrLewis555
      @MrLewis555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just love that he clarified that this was the most stupid thing IN HITMAN. So now the challenge is to find the game he has been stupider In!

  • @jollyfighter7319
    @jollyfighter7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    „Diana, it’s me. Agent 47, from work.“ 😂

    • @Maria.Annette
      @Maria.Annette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "YES! I know him! He's a friend from work!"

  • @mrcrow4119
    @mrcrow4119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Crouching Tango, Hidden Screwdriver : The Jane Douglas story

    • @bcfb21
      @bcfb21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crouching fuse hidden screwdriver.

    • @Brasc
      @Brasc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Crouching Tango & Hidden Screwdriver sounds like an order you'd place with a bartender.

    • @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername
      @BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Brasc
      It sounds like a good cocktail. I would try it when I hit 21.

    • @boydsinclair7606
      @boydsinclair7606 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Screwy is the best emotional support murder weapon ❤

  • @mattball8622
    @mattball8622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    I love how Andy finally found an assassination technique too horrifying for quips.

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He started to quip, and then he just couldn't...

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It's rare to see him so lost for words. To be fair it was horrific lol.

    • @CinnaScone
      @CinnaScone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah, as soon as I realized he was gonna do the wine press I was looking forward to his reaction, having done that kill myself.

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They've really upped the vividness of these various kills, from the electrocutions to...this.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, there was nothing left... Too distressing and disrespectful for quips, even if she is an NPC and not real.

  • @the-thhorseman2484
    @the-thhorseman2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    From the intro section.
    Andy will try to be a good Hitman.
    Mike will try to be a fun Hitman.
    Jane only kills people as part on an extended Multi-year loyalty mission to raise companion status with Diana enough for the romance option to pop-up.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Can't blame Jane for that one... We all want to get a deep romantic relationship going with Diana so we can move in together, and find out if she talks about mundane things like laundry or council tax in the same mysterious voice she introduces missions with.

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Diana is the Alistair of Hitman.

    • @se7endeadly418
      @se7endeadly418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Accurate

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Welcome to the Walmart 47. Your targets are a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread. The bottle of milk appears to be at the back of the shop in the refrigerated section, while the bread is somewhere in aisle 5. Free samples of the store's new salami are being given out in aisle 7 and they have a two for one deal on baked beans so choose your approach carefully.
      Good luck 47 I'll leave to prepare.

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@danielcooper3332 😂

  • @diogogomes432
    @diogogomes432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Diana in Andy playtrough: Let me subtly help 47 get the opening to murder the target
    Diana in Jane's playtrough: Let me keep distracting the target until 47 finds an opportune way to kill her
    Diana in Mike's playtrough: OH FOR F**KS SAKE 47...

    • @jessicalee333
      @jessicalee333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I think Mike's Diana is used to it by now.

    • @tach-uq5tw
      @tach-uq5tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      @The Gaming Meta "at least he isn't wearing a clown outfit" thinks Mike's Diana

    • @Tabbyclaw
      @Tabbyclaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @The Gaming Meta Mike's Diana is just grateful this one is at a winery, and is casually slipping as many bottles as she can fit into her purse because she knows she's gonna need them.

    • @ladyicondraco
      @ladyicondraco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@tach-uq5tw This comment wins the internet today as far as I am concerned.

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mike's an amateur... the only acceptable way to send that target over a ledge is through the ragdoll effects provided by the sniper team.

  • @captwill-be-good4727
    @captwill-be-good4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    28:00 "That was the dumbest thing I've ever done in Hitman." Was it though? I think we need a top 7 list video of the dumbest things Mike has done in Hitman.

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We might need more than just one video cuz that be hard to vote on just 7

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@may2rose How about 47?

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@beepboprobotsnot3748 the most terrifying number under the heavens. Perfect 👍

    • @AidanDracole
      @AidanDracole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@may2rose One for every map, the content would just make itself!

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The time he got into combat in 8 seconds has got to be first, right?

  • @infern0711
    @infern0711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I love how they all are talking to Diana whenever they see her.

    • @KaraDennison
      @KaraDennison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      So many noticers but Diana is the only noticer we really want :(

    • @Life_Universe_Everything
      @Life_Universe_Everything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      She is the most interesting person there to be fair, well to their knowledge. “Oh hey your that lady who worked with the worlds most deadly assassin.” While said Assassin is behind them.

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Life_Universe_Everything that just shows just how great of a job 47 did in his last mission.

    • @thebillygoatgamer7053
      @thebillygoatgamer7053 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I reloaded the level multiple times and shot her in the face.

    • @nvh119
      @nvh119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey Diana, it's me, 47... From work!

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I laughed so hard when Andy went to "007 Pun" the kill afterwards, but then witnessed HITMAN 3's *BRUTALLY* realistic level of detail, and totally lost his train of thought. "Looks like she had a _PRESS_ -OH MY GOD! OH... OH MY GOD!" 😂🤣😭

  • @snoophogg85
    @snoophogg85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I like the idea that Diana has never seen 47 "on mission" before and she's now like "seriously... *that's* what he means by master of disguise?"

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    The whispering "It's me" to Diana had me laughing quite a bit.

    • @thalandor46
      @thalandor46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The "From work!" in the preview had me particularly rolling!

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I like that Diana subtly gets to help 47 set up the kills in this level, then wander off like “oh noo.. what happened?”
    Unless you’re Jane in which case I like the way Screwy the screwdriver gets to help undo screws

  • @may2rose
    @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Jane has so much energy it's electrifying and Andy makes hard pressed matters look so easy and Mike's always a hot shot.

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it didn't look easy, it looked...messy 0.o

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No, no, no... Mike always pushes it too far!😉

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't think Andy was hard-pressed... but his target definitely was 😎🥁

  • @kattaylor2919
    @kattaylor2919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I can only imagine how disappointed Diana was to see Mike murder that woman in plain sight RIGHT NEXT TO HER 🤣

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Mike's Dianna is probably just glad he didn't use an explosive that might have caught her in the blast range.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ... he was probably waving at her as he jogged over, invited her out for an after-assasination drink while hurling the body over the railing,.. then shouting "text you later" over the hail of gunfire as he dived into the lavender...

    • @eduardoarmenta9232
      @eduardoarmenta9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I did that and she said she was disappointed.... I don't know why that dialogue didn't appear here (my kill wasn't in the same place, but still).

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eduardoarmenta9232 it's because Mike's Diana is so used to Mike's Agent 47's antics that she just happy that he didn't murder everybody except her with explosions, fire extinguishers, and different bladed weapons including fire axes and broadswords.

  • @KaraDennison
    @KaraDennison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Cycling through the wines to choose which one to brain someone with is a complete Barnaby move.

    • @Pseudowolf
      @Pseudowolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Classic Squiffy!"

    • @nunyobidniz
      @nunyobidniz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Cab Sav is a very heavy wine, best used for hand-to-hand combat🍷

    • @nightmarethrenody8232
      @nightmarethrenody8232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which wine goes with this head?

  • @ellehopelle
    @ellehopelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "Unnoticed kill, Body hidden" ...Yeah, I'm sure nobody's going to notice the lady is missing and there's a huge red stain on the wine press all of a sudden.

    • @wwaxwork
      @wwaxwork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They'll just think it's red wine.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@wwaxwork It's just extra flavour.

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wwaxwork grosss

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gothmissstress Do you not remember the Dimitrescu way, Sanguine Virginis and all that (yes I REALLY want to play RE Village but Hitman is fun too)

    • @jwgh
      @jwgh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When I did this mission, I unlocked the safety and engaged the press with everyone looking, resulting in everyone getting mad at me until the press fell, the target was reduced to a fine mist, and the game apparently decided that everything was fine. The next line was from the wine master: "Where did your friend go?"

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    Mike: "Smoking will kill you."
    Me: Given how often Mike uses fire and explosions in his kills....

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's got to match it with that explosive personally of his.

  • @TheTimelady1
    @TheTimelady1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Jane and Mike seeing a camera crew: 'it's free real estate'

  • @ThePicManiac
    @ThePicManiac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jane's reaction to Diana putting her hand over 47's was so funny

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jane really was wearing the shipping goggles all mission which is fair enough because y'know, we all were.

  • @Bryce4Impact
    @Bryce4Impact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    28:01
    *Mike:* That might be the dumbest thing I've ever done in Hitman
    *Me thinking back to when he disguised himself as a knight in Hitman 2:* >.

    • @happybob1441
      @happybob1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or when he got into combat in about 8 seconds by refusing to be frisked.

    • @beepboprobotsnot3748
      @beepboprobotsnot3748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DARK SOULS!

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@happybob1441 yeah he messed up and walked through a frisk point. woops....

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Andy's reaction of horror at his kill was the reaction I had as well

    • @TheWindii
      @TheWindii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The other wine tour kills that are possible are similarly horrifying. And yet I just had to know and try them all...

  • @TheRealComradeOtis
    @TheRealComradeOtis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Andy's "oh my God... oh my God" had me literally laughing.

    • @VideoGameGlass
      @VideoGameGlass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      When you don't realize how severe the consequences of your actions are, lol.

    • @mercxantor
      @mercxantor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was hoping his preview for the next video was just him saying "Oh my god"

    • @se7endeadly418
      @se7endeadly418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love when he has something clever to say, but his own actions completely derail his wittiness

    • @gamehunter88
      @gamehunter88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      On the plus side, body hidden.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gamehunter88 I think I saw a few bone fragments? Not many mind you...

  • @tmmw1975
    @tmmw1975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like to imagine Diana is trying not to laugh as 47 keeps crossing her path in different outfits. Nice that she introduced you as Corvo Black though, Andy.

  • @jokerlaughsfirst8776
    @jokerlaughsfirst8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the fact that they're all fawning over Diana. Presumably without knowing the others are doing it.

  • @pierresmee4769
    @pierresmee4769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Jane's "yes, Yes, YERHS" when she finds the screwdriver... best ever

  • @Reedstilt
    @Reedstilt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Everyone: It takes two to tango.
    Agent 47: Hold my vino.

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Gaming Meta Either making Diana jealous, or tangoing with Diana, furthering progression in that romance option.

    • @JustinMcJustin
      @JustinMcJustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agent 47: It takes 47 to tango.

  • @lordshadow3822
    @lordshadow3822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jane: You know what we do to reporters
    Me: punch them... Wait wrong game

  • @norablanche
    @norablanche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Loved all the "pssssst Diana it's me 47 hey Diana notice meee" 😂

  • @psoma_brufd
    @psoma_brufd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how Andy was literally just being the absolute worst Hitman, constantly pointing himself out to Diana despite usually being the best of the three.

  • @ApesWithEgos
    @ApesWithEgos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I just imagine the day in IO's offices when this kill came up...
    "So, how much blood in the human body? And that could cover how much of a flat surface if it was squeezed?"

    • @philwatts
      @philwatts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "And her clothes will just vaporise, right?"

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    On the bright side Andy, this year's vintage will have an interesting flavour. Assuming it doesn't go flat....

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Boooooo
      (I kid, great pun.)

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crisjola Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week :P

    • @davidwit7749
      @davidwit7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's best described as a "full-bodied red."

  • @esingrl
    @esingrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Target:*appears*
    Jane:*pulls out a banana from the tuxedo pocket*

    • @ThatMilzaGuy
      @ThatMilzaGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just... Oh, it's a banana

  • @samholly2825
    @samholly2825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    It doesn’t matter how bad my day is, a Hitman video on outside Xbox will immediately put me in a better mood. You guys are the best!

    • @Demonprincess666
      @Demonprincess666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      …unless you’re the target or, even worse, an npc in mike‘s playthrough 😂😂😂

  • @Catilleon
    @Catilleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just love the idea of a hitman being half-way through a bond one-liner when he sees the aftermath and has to resist the urge to puke.

  • @ricoaioa
    @ricoaioa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    26:36 Oh damn! Didn't expect that level of gore. And we thought the wood chipper was bad.

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "it's me, agent 47, from work" fuccin lmao

  • @johnoneil9188
    @johnoneil9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Diana´s friend had to duck out. She was under a lot of pressure.

  • @TheManOfManyNames373
    @TheManOfManyNames373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    That's five electrocution kills for Jane. This qualifies her to become an electricity-themed supervillain!
    What super-villain name should she have? The Electrocutioner?

    • @danculp3136
      @danculp3136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought it would Prude the Hate Wizard

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No, last guy named The Electrocutioner got kicked out of a window.

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Electrocutioner is already taken. Er, well, was. He learned the hard way why you don't backsass the Joker.

    • @Albukhshi
      @Albukhshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah.
      She Taser Jane :P

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Acey Dee See?
      Killerwatt?
      Amp Man?
      Livewire?

  • @TheDimensionDweller
    @TheDimensionDweller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jane seeking validation from Diana (and honestly every word she directed to her this episode) is so wholesome

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    0:07 Don't fry for me Argentina.

  • @YanniusX
    @YanniusX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I still want to see Andy finish his Bloodlines playthrough. With Jane and/or Mike coaching.

  • @Marthe06
    @Marthe06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Andy's reaction to his diabolical kill is "Oh my God!!!" Mine is "What happen to her clothes?"

    • @Tabbyclaw
      @Tabbyclaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The same thing that happened to her bones. That's a *really* powerful press.

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The cloth wouldn't be as compressible as her bones, though, and probably would have left some fibers at least on the grate.

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Andy pestering Diana about being 47 while disguised is the funniest thing 🤣

  • @CoopRaccoon
    @CoopRaccoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Man, I loved just chucking wine bottles at people's faces when I was grinding mastery on this level. It was funny as hell.

  • @antheathetiefling8581
    @antheathetiefling8581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Anyone else hear the name Corvo, and think that 47 is going to fight the dude from Dishonored?
    Just me?

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was ready for a badass fight

    • @jamesclarkson156
      @jamesclarkson156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      47 would lose though. I mean sure he can see see through walls and has his minor SEP field and clothes transformation powers but 47 can't teleport, control rat swarms or slow time.

    • @ADean415
      @ADean415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jamesclarkson156 He has a really strong mind, so I wonder what would happen if Corvo tried to take over his body, and if successful, would it feel like a downgrade?

  • @henryviiifake8244
    @henryviiifake8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Andy - Grape Press (novel, interesting)
    Jane - Electrocution (a classic)
    Mike - Mike

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      and yet Mike's closest to a "good" guy...

  • @shiz8849
    @shiz8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Outsidexbox makes hands down the best Hitman videos on youtube

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Parialated an hour plus is a long slog though. I think 30 minutes is fine.

    • @soulreapermagnum
      @soulreapermagnum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      outsidexbox for entertainment, mrfreeze2244 for challenge advice.

  • @garrus4267
    @garrus4267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Diana, seeing Andy next episode as the Sommelier: I know him! He’s a friend from work!

  • @Singeferno
    @Singeferno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    An assassin named Corvo...it checks out.

  • @NekoEcho13
    @NekoEcho13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love Andy's reaction to the wine press aftermath. Like he wasn't expecting there to be blood and bits everywhere. I can't. 😂😂😂

  • @ClumsyByFact
    @ClumsyByFact 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I feel Jane will be pleasently surprised with the ending of this mission 😊😊

  • @BrandedSoren
    @BrandedSoren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    the edit on this was phenomenal, i loved the transition from mike's kill to andy's to jane's AND how all three were committed basically in front of diana!

  • @tonyreimer6804
    @tonyreimer6804 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Andy takes the main story costumes and Mike is just like “Who the hell is this guy?”

  • @mediarare2386
    @mediarare2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Andy - for the very first time in his unsettlingly successful Hitman career horrified by his actions that he can't even come up with a clever quip.

    • @Cinnis121
      @Cinnis121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      except for that one wood chipper incident.

  • @timothyoswald8618
    @timothyoswald8618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    47: master of the traditional art of Teabag Tango.

  • @Enrique_S
    @Enrique_S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Me: Mom can we get Hitman 47
    Mom: We have Hitman 47 at home.
    Hitman 47 at home: 3:22

  • @AdamusPrime24
    @AdamusPrime24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Thanks to Jane; "it's just grapes, man" will be my response to anything to do with wine and the culture/posturing that goes with it XD
    Them: 'Ahh, the Bordeaux '58 vintage...a fine year' 'I'm getting the aroma of the fermentation strained through hundred year-old aged oak, slightly charred for a smoky aftertaste that leaves you wanting more...'
    Me: 'It's just grapes, man...'

    • @jonathandavies1716
      @jonathandavies1716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Followed up with a cutting "lol my dudes"?

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think Bordeaux chars its oak barrels.

    • @Kilthan2050
      @Kilthan2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abydosianchulac2 It's just grapes, man...

    • @AdamusPrime24
      @AdamusPrime24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abydosianchulac2 Honestly no idea and not too bothered, tbh...just riffing on the ultimate distillation of wine culture XD Hashtag It's Just Grapes Man

    • @Sazza6
      @Sazza6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or like in that Philip Glenister gin advert: "Overwhelming aromas of pretentious bollocks." 😂

  • @rootsandbonesart
    @rootsandbonesart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I feel mildly incensed that one of the objectives tells us NOT to eliminate Diana. Like we'd ever even contemplate it!

    • @soft_butter4629
      @soft_butter4629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would be blasphemy!

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then a few episodes later she turns out to be the villian and the game taunts you that you had the perfect opportunity to take her out, here.

    • @joefuller1207
      @joefuller1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toymachine2328 She isn’t the villain, she is secretly helping you to kill Edwards.

  • @se7endeadly418
    @se7endeadly418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Looks like Tamara hadOHMYGOD..."
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @GriffinWolf
    @GriffinWolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jane is clearly shipping Diana/47 so hard and I am 200% on side.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I both like and dislike it because for one thing it is super sweet and heartwarming, especially since later she trusts 47 so much that she knows that he'll do what needs to be done during the final mission even if he thinks that she betrayed him. On the other hand, it shows a major problem with many fandoms in how people can't really see really close platonic relationships/friendships and assume that it's a romance even if the developers explicitly say that characters are never going to be together and are only really close friends like with many relationships within the Kingdom Hearts series. The thing is that when people assume romance from close friendships it basically implies that two people of opposite gender can't just be really close friends which in my opinion can actually downgrade their relationship.

  • @brnman7383
    @brnman7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I LOVE Diana, this is the first time I've seen her (sue me) but she does NOT match her smoking-for-50-years voice and I love it

  • @davidgross316
    @davidgross316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "It is I, 47!"

  • @deeya
    @deeya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss watching them play together in Escalation or Hidden Target, because the one thing that can get Andy's heart rate to spike is not horror games like Phasmophobia, but watching Mike play Hitman. Double high peaks for when Mike executes the mission flawlessly with his patented chaos, and Andy has to resort to shooting the target point blank.

  • @HewleyxAngel
    @HewleyxAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mike with the ledge push in the conversation like: *push* Hi Diana! Did you like that?

  • @billybotany
    @billybotany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i laughed really hard when andy saw the mess he'd made of tamara. "OH MY GOD"

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Gasp* "he touched your hand, 47" will be among my favorite lines from Jane. Right up there with "don't look a gift opportunity in the horse mouth"

  • @RobertJW
    @RobertJW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Andy’s genuine reaction to the wine press was absolutely delightful.

  • @delugesofgrandeur
    @delugesofgrandeur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    47 cosplaying as Samuel L. Jackson in Andy's run.

  • @SoItsSara
    @SoItsSara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For some reason I never pictured Diana as a real person even tho?? duh??? 😂 such a surreal moment hearing "walking up to Diana"

  • @yorkshirepuddin_
    @yorkshirepuddin_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mikes Agent 47 doesn't drink on the job. Unless of course its the freshly woodchippered blood of his enemies

  • @ka-mai
    @ka-mai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So, his full name is Agent 'Notice Me Diana' 47

  • @lemminglobber1854
    @lemminglobber1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yeah, my "my former handler is using my affection and trust against me for her own nefarious ends" sense is tingling. I'm calling it now: Dianna will be a target at some point.

    • @may2rose
      @may2rose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what they say, if 47 can't have her then no one can.

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think she'll call for an obviously morally dubious kill, and turn out to have been the villian all along, all 47's kills were evil that could have been avoided if the player had questioned it more thoroughly, taken a more pacifist route.
      Nah, that's too obvious.

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toymachine2328 I would have liked that possibility, if the targets weren´t so obviously evil in the first place...

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnyshadow Were they obviously evil, or is that just what you were told... by Diana?

    • @Demonprincess666
      @Demonprincess666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spoiler: You‘re killing her in the first mission in Absolution 🔪

  • @jdbeier8520
    @jdbeier8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If I were going to be knocked out, I would hope it would be in a lavender field.

  • @danishlightning3232
    @danishlightning3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Man, Jane’s recent Hitman performances have really been ~shocking~

  • @nickconlan3517
    @nickconlan3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how most of Andy's missions begin with 'There's a tour? Count me in!'

  • @NovastarX
    @NovastarX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jane: "I'm getting a taste for it!"
    Don't you mean... a taze for it?

  • @tommyprisco2433
    @tommyprisco2433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Also I let out a little squeal of delight when I see these videos in my queue!

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jane “this is the solo tango i call it the 47 tango.”
    5:02 *immediately proceeds to drop hella low*

  • @petsdinner
    @petsdinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    22:03 Agent 47, town crier. I'd like to ask you a few questions: one: where's the wine; and two: gimme the wine

    • @happybob1441
      @happybob1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understood that reference.

  • @Tabbyclaw
    @Tabbyclaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always enjoy these videos, but this one especially was exactly what I needed today. Andy's irritated "Do I have to manually ripen the grapes somehow?!" was the hardest I've laughed in a while.

  • @AchtungBeccaC
    @AchtungBeccaC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Have to say, Jane has become quite the skillful electrocution based hitman. And, glad to see she learned the lesson from last week! The wine tour is fun, so many Diana aided opportunities. I think i waited to push her into the big vat of wine, it was far less gruesome than the press! And, man, it all went a bit Mike there! Same time next week! Can't wait!

    • @happybob1441
      @happybob1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was replaying a Hitman 1 level and set up an electrocution trap. Twenty one non-targets wandered into it. I learnt nothing from Jane's problem with the poison room.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmmm not the grape mangler?

  • @janedehart1250
    @janedehart1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Time for the 47 and Diana fanfics!

  • @SyncSeiryuu
    @SyncSeiryuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I mean, the common usage for the term "meat shield" is already pretty literal...

  • @patatosalad
    @patatosalad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    With all of these electrocution kills, does this mean Jane officially takes up the title of the Electrocutioner?

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be shocked if she didn't, and knowing her I'd probably be shocked if she did

  • @Nunlk50
    @Nunlk50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These kills are really starting to reach mortal kombat levels. That grape press was intense

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd say it was impressive.

  • @Kilthan2050
    @Kilthan2050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its 1:45 am and i bellowed with laughter at the "pressing engagement". I knew it was coming and it was better than i could have imagined.

  • @katelynn3663
    @katelynn3663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “It’s just grapes, man.” - Jane 2021

  • @boomamathics2666
    @boomamathics2666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jane treating Diana as her mum will never stop being funny and adorable

  • @barrettgreen1483
    @barrettgreen1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mike, I'm pretty sure chucking the bust at the end of that escalation in Sapienza was the dumbest thing you ever did in Hitman
    Jane, absolutely enchanting dance moves and I think you're evolving into an electric type
    Andy, you should've asked if it was ok to get a little bit of human in the wine

  • @olalennstrom8656
    @olalennstrom8656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Diana. It's me. Agent 47 from work.
    Just brilliant. I'll be saying that to myself every time I play this map.

  • @sgtraytango
    @sgtraytango 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll be sad when they finish the game, I love these.

  • @clairet-rex
    @clairet-rex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ...I genuinely don’t know how Mike always gets away with it. It’s a skill the others just don’t possess.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a costume change always works if you don't get seen AND don't change to a compromised costume. Mike had stashed a usable costume in a place he was guaranteed to not get seen in. In real world logic? no f-ing way would that fool anyone, but game logic it does.

  • @tallest4eva
    @tallest4eva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how Andy is too traumatized by the wine press to deliver his carefully crafted one-liner!

  • @livixdesardet
    @livixdesardet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow! The kids are so needy for mama Diana's attention! Hilarious!!!

  • @colind3639
    @colind3639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Crouching Tango, Hidden 47

    • @gothmissstress
      @gothmissstress 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment🤣🤪

    • @chipsk8361
      @chipsk8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, beat me to it. Here I thought I was being clever

  • @johnsharplin
    @johnsharplin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And so, with that kill, every last vestige of that feeling of satisfaction from that one Silent Assassin kill was erased from Mike's mind.

  • @DerpyBerb
    @DerpyBerb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Having watched the” secret sleepover society” do their episode on this mission, I’ve seen a fourth way for things to play out which is very different.

  • @theonelincoln
    @theonelincoln 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Diana it’s me, Agent 47, Hitman” Andy is always funny

  • @97kingswood
    @97kingswood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sup Andy.mike and Jane love all ur videos on hitman 3 ways to play always cheer me up when I'm down