I didn't even think anything of the original audio other than it being funny but the way this animatic framed it fucking ruined me. Makes me feel like how he did saying this, probably
LMAO- YOUR SO RIGHT I imagine he's like take me out to dinner but if that food isn't poisoned I'm not paying Of 5 people 3 must pay the price we are two of them split the bill with me
This entire animatic is just absolutely fantastic but March's face coupled with the suddenly muffled, distant audio made me absolutely LOSE IT. Full on WHEEZING in the middle of my bedroom, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I love how March seems to be the only one traumatized. Welt is the second closest to that, looking mildly concerned but also like he’s curious and wants to continue listening just to see how traumatizing it gets.
I believe being repulsed by the audio is the normal response at least for me but I also do be laughing at it too lmao ..then again if you read some of the other comments some people are turned on by the audio💀
I don't even go to this ship but honestly, real as fuck, what only us and the creator understood is that Blade's masochistic dumbass would want to be obliterated in every sense of the word
i can’t believe how much i love your animatics. i think about them constantly. i send them to everyone i know and love. this is the oxygen i breathe, the water i drink, the food i eat. thank you for your contributions to my happiness, insanity, and survival!!!!!! 100/10
The most heart breaking thing is that 💔 he wants to die because when dan feng gave his heart to him and make him immortal, from that day he wants to die 😭 this is why he follows dan heng everywhere 🥹, blade/ yingxing loves dan feng too much.
I will now have my reccomendations flooded with renheng vids becouse of this one, but screw it. This masterpiece is worth the sacrifice. Like it fits Blade way too much xDD
i always forget the exact text of this copypasta. and then i hear it, and wish i could KEEP forgetting your art is fucking amazing. the poor star rail crew... they love dan heng but cmon. in front of himeko's tea???
i played this to my boyfriend, who knows how much i love renheng and i told him in advance: if you don't laugh at this, i don't know what to say to you. he said: oke, let's see i proceed to hear the most unholy laughter i have ever heard from my BF LMAO a masterpiece, he said, he never laughed as hard as he did, while also: what have you done to me! it wasn't supposed to be like this! i'm as traumatized as DH
Blade: “Please, you HAVE TO crush me.” Us: “B-B-But Bladieeee we’re crushing so much over you already, what could you want more? Does really Dan Heng have to be it?~” 😋
God this was hilarious but I kind of wanted Neuvilette to come in and be like "BY THE ORDER OF THE oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO ABSOLUTE DEATH!" LMAO
I don't know which character is the most traumatized after this, but it's a masterpiece
All are traumatized 🤗
Stelle: Just a normal day with the usual drama.
@@lavidear6286 and ofc Stelle should help and fix everything 🤗🤗🤗 we don't have anything else to do
I'm also traumatized, it's not just the characters.
Its.. march... definitely
DAMN BLADE IS DOWN RIGHT HEAD OVER HEELS FOR DAN HENG TO JUST KILL HIM💀💀
They are murder soul mates lol
@@probablyjade fr 😔
The way it actually sounds like him💀💀💀💀
FR like the same rasp in their voice-
Also I love your pfp lmao
I SWAERRRRRR😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr😢😂
And he's asking Dan Heng why is he running?
Yeah.. I have no idea why
Definetly not because of him... Yeah..😁
THE EXPRESS CREW SLOWLY GATHERING I CANT💀💀 this is so funny
not me getting a Honkai Starrail ad before starting the vid💀☠💀☠
I love how the trailblazer js be holding a bucket of popcorn and continues to eat it innocently
Listen that was us during the danheng and blade meet in the luofu arc
idk which of us is weirder. Him describing his fetish or me seduced by his dirty talk.
I think the one with the idea is weirder than the one who likes it. Ngl when the 8h part came I was like "f it I am in!"
I will gladly destroy blade lol
I didn't even think anything of the original audio other than it being funny but the way this animatic framed it fucking ruined me. Makes me feel like how he did saying this, probably
Horny jail
the way his voice just phases in and out of existence 😭😭😭
Blade is just night mode Nagito from Danganronpa.
Dan Heng's face at 0:32 is the best. 😦..he needs a therapist after this.
Astral express crew all gonna have group therapy after this one-
@@probablyjade at least Blade is fine:')...maybe a bit---
NO one is fine in the astral express @@l0cal_dancer
I think we all do
"Your litlle piss piss boy" LMAO- 😭😭😭
I'd be Dan Heng's lil piss piss boy🗿
@@probablyjade💀
@@probablyjademe too 💀 (I’m not even a boy)
@@Daybreaker1211same
Blade wants Dan Heng to take him out. Both ways of the word, this is very canon.
LMAO- YOUR SO RIGHT I imagine he's like take me out to dinner but if that food isn't poisoned I'm not paying
Of 5 people 3 must pay the price we are two of them split the bill with me
Blade will just hit Dan heng with a
"If I'm alive by the end of our date, I will split the bill and your life."
March looks traumatized 😂😂😂
I think she just might be after this one💀
At 0:17 the face I lost it i couldn't stop laughing 😂
This entire animatic is just absolutely fantastic but March's face coupled with the suddenly muffled, distant audio made me absolutely LOSE IT. Full on WHEEZING in the middle of my bedroom, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
0:54
Himeko: it's all fine March
March 7: * sob * * sob *
Stelle: how romantic
Welt:WTF?
Dan heng:..
Blade: ehe
BLADE, WTF R U DOING, GO TO THE CORNER RIGHT NOW😭😭😭😭
So long as Dan heng's in the corner he will follow too dw ! 🫡
blade got.. too honest
I love how March seems to be the only one traumatized. Welt is the second closest to that, looking mildly concerned but also like he’s curious and wants to continue listening just to see how traumatizing it gets.
WHY IS THIS THE THING THAT MAKES ME SHIP THEM??OF ALL THE THINGS, ITS THIS??
0:28 this part was so adorable the way Blade, face on palms, cutely closing eyes and tilting his head. You awakened something in me. Thank you.
I just like making him bb girl but i- um your welcome?
Me in my head: this is the most disgusting audio I’ve ever heard, I should be disgusted rn
Me irl: *laughing so hard I can barely breathe*
I believe being repulsed by the audio is the normal response at least for me but I also do be laughing at it too lmao ..then again if you read some of the other comments some people are turned on by the audio💀
When you wanna die so badly you wanna do it with a big bang
By bang, I mean *GET BANGED*
😂😂
Horrifying.
Thank you so much! Also yeah they really are something-
IM CRYING MARCH AND HIMEKO SEEING THE WHOLE THING
This is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen and the fact that it's practically canon only makes it more hilarious x'D
I love when i find lil silly meme animatics of my silly lil ship
And I love when I see people comment on my silly Lil animatics of my silly Lil ship
@@probablyjade making me giggle and stuff ehehheheheh 🤭🤭🤭
Wheezes to death
0:31 that right there is my exact face rn (I know you down bad blade but pls)
No wonder dang heng is running for his life I’d be scared of this guy as well💀
Idk how many times I rewatched this
my girl stelle was not fazed in the slightest she said it’s just another day another blade
POV: Dan Heng landed some good hit on Blaise but it was the hit on the head
Dan Heng’s face is full of FEAR 😭😭😭
Literally
Bro I love how you draw Den Heng it literally looks like him
ALSO ACCURATE LMAOOOO
Witnessing this was the best thing to happen to me today and I’m actually in tears tn
At this point I don’t know if I wanna be Dan Heng or Blade.
Me personally I'd wanna be Dan heng💀
@@probablyjade hmm, you strike a good argument, but I’m still debating it
@@probablyjadeSame
Ok I decided I wanted to be both.
I love this audio and it fits so well here I am in love with you now 😭
Ahh thank you so muchh😭❤️
Tbh what he said sounds like a fun time for me
The moment I watched this I started balling my eyes out PLEASE HAHAAFHAG
Poor March lmao girlie's gonna have nightmares after that
I LAUGHED SO HARD IT HURTS LOL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH😭😭😭😂😂😂
This is peak content, I love the way you animate, like it moves so expressively!
+ gotta love the way Blades shadow moves at 0:30
0:46
…you’ll thank me later Blade simps-
They went to group therapy after this
Blade traumatizing the heck outta Dan Heng 😭
Gotta get revenge for the whole immortality thing somehow
It’s so in character for Himeko to think this is hot 😭
I don't even go to this ship but honestly, real as fuck, what only us and the creator understood is that Blade's masochistic dumbass would want to be obliterated in every sense of the word
WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD AT PEEPEEPISSPISSBOY
i can’t believe how much i love your animatics. i think about them constantly. i send them to everyone i know and love. this is the oxygen i breathe, the water i drink, the food i eat. thank you for your contributions to my happiness, insanity, and survival!!!!!! 100/10
I- I don't even know what to say but I'm very glad you like them so much
@@probablyjadethey’re so goddamn good!!! you deserve all the love and praise. godspeed soldier keep up the good work o7
blade was just feeling silly guys dw
“Pp piss piss Boy”💀
DAMN BRO DIDNT HOLD ON 😭😭😭😭😭😭
see blade doesnt hate dan heng, hes really just pent up😀
He just doesnt knkw how to express himself😭
Dan heng's face bro
March need a therapy💀
bro is TRAUMATIZED.
me omw to memorize and quote this to my boyfriend (we are both men)
That's extremely bold- good luck I guess lmao ??
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HOW COME I NEVER CONNECTED HIM TO THIS AUDIO LMAOOO
March and Dan xD It kills me
IM CRYING THE VOICE...😭😭😭
i like it.
March 7th after hearing what Blade just said: wtf did i hear?? can someone please wash my ears with holy water☠☠
you're so real for this 🔥
Damn bro.. i wanna be Dan heng so much in this case💀
The most heart breaking thing is that 💔 he wants to die because when dan feng gave his heart to him and make him immortal, from that day he wants to die 😭 this is why he follows dan heng everywhere 🥹, blade/ yingxing loves dan feng too much.
march is just traumatized
I will now have my reccomendations flooded with renheng vids becouse of this one, but screw it. This masterpiece is worth the sacrifice. Like it fits Blade way too much xDD
Put this on loop to traunmatized myself, after 4 AM
i always forget the exact text of this copypasta. and then i hear it, and wish i could KEEP forgetting
your art is fucking amazing. the poor star rail crew... they love dan heng but cmon. in front of himeko's tea???
Thank you so much lol after I heard this audio I never forgot-- THE REAL VICTIM OF THIS VIDEO IS HIMEKOS TEA (CANON)
The reason Himeko started drinking coffee 😭 @@probablyjade
@littlebop4862 after this she could never drink tea again it would remind her of this so now she is a coffee drinker
returning 3 months later to say that i did in fact forget and re remember. next update in 3 years
MARCHES JO-JO FACE PLEASE-
i played this to my boyfriend, who knows how much i love renheng and i told him in advance:
if you don't laugh at this, i don't know what to say to you.
he said: oke, let's see
i proceed to hear the most unholy laughter i have ever heard from my BF LMAO
a masterpiece, he said, he never laughed as hard as he did, while also: what have you done to me! it wasn't supposed to be like this! i'm as traumatized as DH
That's very wholesome/funny I don't know what he imagined you'd show him but it probably wasn't this lmao-
@@probablyjade after this video he told me to show him everything you made lmao guess that's an achievement xD
That's also very sweet I'm glad my content is good enough for you guys to want to watch everything I don't even know but thank you❤️
words cant explain how much i have this. (i rewatched this for the 199983298 times)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀i couldnt possibly type enough skull emojis to express how i feel about this
0:20 every noticed Dan Heng blushing but never talked abt it😊
Technically it was supposed to be line of disgust but blush is more fun🥰
THE WAY I DIED LAUGHING
This is amazing 💀💀
BRO, SKKAKAKAKKA LOL
"Please, i have depression"
SO CANON
i’d let him to do this to me tbh. also dan heng, jing yuan, gepard, sampo, luka, himeko, luocha, jingliu, serva-
Omg. For Blade, it is smexy dirty talk indeed, yet others simply don't see the kink...
I mean.. if you scroll enough some people saying they got seduced by it and stuff so-
@@probablyjadeI know, I'm one of them 😈
PS. Now I also get why me choosing Caelus over Stelle was reasonable enough.
This took me out😂😂😂
This may be one of my favorite videos this ship because it’s actually so accurate 😭
Wow, i didnt know blade shares the same mentality as me 😳
The express crew was pure gold, the only one missing was Pom Pom. And poor March, Stelle on the other hand was living for it xD
If I ever for some reason remake this I am for sure adding pom pom-- Ah I wish I did
Blade: “Please, you HAVE TO crush me.”
Us: “B-B-But Bladieeee we’re crushing so much over you already, what could you want more? Does really Dan Heng have to be it?~” 😋
God this was hilarious but I kind of wanted Neuvilette to come in and be like "BY THE ORDER OF THE oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO ABSOLUTE DEATH!" LMAO
I haven't seen that audio combination yet but thats good if you link it i mught make it-😭
@@probablyjade I was just making a joke about this okay? But thanks for taking notice in the thing.
HELEP IM WHEEZING
The fact that I know the original audio so well that I remember every line…
Good stuff
👍
me to balde- i mean what 😨😨
Blade just got a lil silly with Dan Heng 😍
March 7th face💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LMAOOO the art is good tho 🐕
Thank you🐈
I- This is a masterpiece 😭💀👍
Stelle is eating popcorn
that fits
the black dude with lightning could help
What Arlan- also I think blades too far gone to be helped
I think someone should save Dan Heng
I think it's too late for him the trauma.. and we'll blade too will always follow him😔
Blade is so me when my gee eff (IM JOKING)
😭
I ship only Dan Feng x Blade, not Blade x Dan Heng. But I’ll make an exception for this because it’s accurate in the funniest way possible.
This is literally me-- I only shipped Dan Feng and bladie but because of these meme audios I've devolved into whatever these are lmao
@@probablyjade I’m late but you did a great job. This is one of the glorious things I have seen so keep making whatever the heck this is.
Yup. Blade literally woos Dan Heng and the boi is shit scared...
My favorite ship ^v^
Same buddy same..
Oof for Caelus 😅