My favourite lines of the old man Jolee Bindo from Kotor. He's quite hilarous you can't say he's not =D. At any rate enjoy this video I replaced the older one cause I didn't like it.
I think part of the reason why so many Star Wars fans fell in love with this game is just how natural and smooth the dialogue feels when compared to the stiff-beyond-measure prequel writing (that's part of the reason why the prequel memes were born).
I generally don't use skin mods because they don't fit with the story, etc., but this one is amazing. I smile every time someone calls yoda Jolee "old man," and when Davin describes him as "short and bald," it's perfect. This mod actually got me to replay the game with Jolee in my party.
+therealbahamut I decided to watch this video today to research a character type for an RPG I'm playing with some friends, and I only just now got that reference
+Matthew Vasser the worst band on this planet made a song where they sing "I did it all for the nookie". don't listen to it though, it'll just annoy you immeasurably.
0:24 Lashowe: Oh, neither do I. I simply stated a fact. Do you know how many Sith there are in Dreshdae? Jolee: Twelve? No, wait, thirteen! Canderous: Nice one, old man. Jolee: Thank you. it takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age. Best line ever. Jolee was my favorite character from the first game.
I gave him a blue lightsaber, because that's what he uses in his concept art. Later in the game, I gave him the "Mantle of the Force" lightsaber crystal. It suits him, considering that his Class is Jedi *_Consular_*.
2:58-3:54... BEST PART!! Lol I love how BioWare emphasized the whole 'Jedi Mind Trick' w/ Jolee Bindo, & has does a fantastic job pulling it off when he exploits it by putting it to his own use here on the Leviathan! Well done Jolee, that was just priceless! x-D ;-)
You haven't recorded the best one near the computer on Kashyyk: - Who tried to get access before me? Computer: Wookie Freyyr - 3 attempts, Jolee Bindo - 152 attempts xD
Jolle so should have been Yoda species. Considering that most of them act all wise it would have been a fresh change and the group would have been more diverse.
@@jackthegreek6092 with mods, you can change into every single thing in the game that moves or is an npc. The two headed alien was originally playable and he actually had walking animations. The alien from tattooine
Sith Academy security camera: Time 7:41 Observation: Old man carrying lightsaber Recording: "PFAH! KORRIBAN'S A ROCK! MIND THE SITH!" Action: Take none. Just another day in the sith academy.
Jolee Bindo, most awesome use of Mind Trick ever, "You shouldn't of let me out, sonny. That was wrong Admiral Karath won't be to happy for you disobeying his orders." "Yes, what I did was wrong, very wrong." "You deserve to be locked up in that cell for disobeying orders." "Yes I deserve to be locked up for disobeying orders."
this game was such a treasure. i'm so glad there's such a thriving community that had everything figured out so i could get it to run nicely and experience it on a modern pc.
What I love most about jolee is when it’s revealed you’re Revan and he’s in your squad, he’s simply like “yeah, and?” Even if you met him last, he’s still like “you’re Revan, AND?
"Oh I get it Let's play with old man's head is it? He's half sinle he'll forget I said anything. Wait uh... What was this about anyway?" Favorite moment. So is his Mind Tricking the Soldier.
They need books for all the backstories of several KOTOR people. Canderous fought in the Mandalorian Wars, HK-47 was an assassin droid built by Revan, Zaalbar is a wookie and is bound to have a long history, and Jolee's stories are just plain epic. If this task falls on my shoulders, so be it!
That's the sign of a great video game. The outcome of the KOTOR games can vary in so many ways that the games will simply get better with age. I played through KOTOR II while maintaining complete neutrality. It was an interesting playing experience.
My two favorite lines are "Do u know how many sith are in this city Jolle:"ten no thirteen!" and "Oh i get it let's play with the old mans head is it he's half senile he'll forget i said any thing! Wait uh what was this about any way?" The second one cracked me up!!
He does it automaticaly, if you choose him to rescue your party. The main guy is modded, she's a Twi'lek, with the same tatoo pattern as Darth Maul(Who is a Zabrak, if I remember correctly).
I just a new one I had forgotten completely! Its when Jolee sees Tanis after his wife reprogrammed the droids on Tatooine. "Perhaps we should program them to tap dance! I love a good tap dance!"
Why does it seem like the only reason they didn't make Jolee one of Yoda's species is because they weren't sure if they could get the character model to work or something like that.
I've completed this game more times than I can count and I just noticed the "I did it all for the Wookies" line. I had to pause the video because I was laughing so much.
I see... Well, I have the PC version, but again... I don't know if I want to play it again(!!)... then again, the game is awesome and surely (the first at least) the best game EVER made yet!
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missed "Just think of me as any other non jedi in our group, with a lightsaber, and force powers"
That one was hilarious when it came up.
Observation: Black Yoda.
Ain't it be more relevant to say "chocolate", HK-47?
@@darthrevan2866 my Lord has a point
BUHRACK
@@darthrevan2866 Uncertainty…. Uncertainty…
Query: Isn’t chocolate a low quality sustenance for meatbags, Master?
@@ibmm3358 Bohrok
The thing I love about the conversations in this game is that they are so natural that they don't feel like they are scripted even if they are.
Netsaver right?
Strangely enough, these conversations feel so incredibly real that it blows every Bethesda game clean out of the water.
...yes...
I think part of the reason why so many Star Wars fans fell in love with this game is just how natural and smooth the dialogue feels when compared to the stiff-beyond-measure prequel writing (that's part of the reason why the prequel memes were born).
Not all the time but yeah
"Yes... What I did was wrong. Very wrong."
"You deserve to be locked up for disobeying orders."
Jolee's mind trick is awesome
I generally don't use skin mods because they don't fit with the story, etc., but this one is amazing. I smile every time someone calls yoda Jolee "old man," and when Davin describes him as "short and bald," it's perfect. This mod actually got me to replay the game with Jolee in my party.
how can you not run through the game with a sarcastic old black man that is also a jedi
"What can I say. I did it all for the Wookies." Jolee Bindo you've officially moved up in my heart as one of my favorite companions in the game.
7:05
Well played, Bioware. Well played.
+therealbahamut Come on, the wookies, come on, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your food processor.
+therealbahamut I decided to watch this video today to research a character type for an RPG I'm playing with some friends, and I only just now got that reference
I don't get it...😣😭
+Matthew Vasser the worst band on this planet made a song where they sing "I did it all for the nookie". don't listen to it though, it'll just annoy you immeasurably.
0:24
Lashowe: Oh, neither do I. I simply stated a fact. Do you know how many Sith there are in Dreshdae?
Jolee: Twelve? No, wait, thirteen!
Canderous: Nice one, old man.
Jolee: Thank you. it takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
Best line ever. Jolee was my favorite character from the first game.
admit it, you gave jolee a purple lightsaber because hes black
+CrafterBros0 This did not happen for me. U ARE A WACIST
+A Tree even the game case had him with them on the back
CrafterBros0 ahahah had never seen that, wacist marketers too
I gave him a blue lightsaber, because that's what he uses in his concept art.
Later in the game, I gave him the "Mantle of the Force" lightsaber crystal. It suits him, considering that his Class is Jedi *_Consular_*.
+White Raven
You must be fun at parties...
My favorite video game character. Boy I loved this game. So many good memories, and listening to Jolee was like listening to an old wise grandfather.
More like that grumpy uncle that slapped you upside the head when you did something stupid.
I hope I'm not the only one, but did anyone else imagine Jolee Bindo with a big fro when he was young?
Me!!:D
No...but i will now!
"Let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair and Coruscant was just a small town with a well."
Same...
Yes or bad-ass long dreadlocks, but Afro is the best fit
2:58-3:54... BEST PART!! Lol I love how BioWare emphasized the whole 'Jedi Mind Trick' w/ Jolee Bindo, & has does a fantastic job pulling it off when he exploits it by putting it to his own use here on the Leviathan! Well done Jolee, that was just priceless! x-D ;-)
Yeah, you could say he more than out-did Obi-Wan's little "These are not the Droids you're looking for," by a lot.
On first playthrough I thought it would end when he was out but no, he told the sith he'd been a bad boy and needed locking up :D
You turned him into Yogurt from Mel Brooks' Spaceballs
"Yogurt! I HATE yogurt! Especially with strawberries!"
+deltaspartan122 ROTFLOL I Love Spaceballs :D
"even with strawberries", not "especially with" ^^
"Head them off at the pass?! I HATE that cliche!"
You haven't recorded the best one near the computer on Kashyyk:
- Who tried to get access before me?
Computer: Wookie Freyyr - 3 attempts, Jolee Bindo - 152 attempts xD
I just laughed at a comment from eight years ago, bruh what's it like being a time capsule for a joke
Jolee Bindo trying to get back in internet to see some Twi'lek puss. >:o
"Humee"
Holy shit. I only now realized. A Gamorrean using an Ork term for humans.
Jolle so should have been Yoda species. Considering that most of them act all wise it would have been a fresh change and the group would have been more diverse.
Ikr. Thank god for mods. Maybe if KoTOR 3 ever releases, there'll be a Yoda species party member.
***** I mean the Revan can be black so... It's just that the game uses the same engine for every character, the only exception maybe T3.
+Jibarhi Jones No not at all.
@@jackthegreek6092 with mods, you can change into every single thing in the game that moves or is an npc. The two headed alien was originally playable and he actually had walking animations. The alien from tattooine
Canderous: thats what i would do!
Jolee: Of course thats what you would do..
LoL xD
"No staring at the old man, that's what the sign says damn it!
I wish you could just grab the entire group together with you. Not in fights, but just for those golden dialogues that randomly pop up
"lets get going before i start talking in riddles" lol
"I did it all for the Wookiees… the Wookiees!"
Him as one of Yoda's Species is the best Idea ever.
Mace Windu disliked the video...
Jolee Bindo says
"Like the video and subscribe dammit"
7:08 Fuckin' Limp Bizkit reference!
geeeeeet out of heeere.... V_V
Jolee be my grandfather
"Then I'll be sure to never let you out. Goodbye sonny!" Lmao
5:51 LIKE A BANTHA!
SHOO SHOO
Sith Academy security camera: Time 7:41
Observation: Old man carrying lightsaber
Recording: "PFAH! KORRIBAN'S A ROCK! MIND THE SITH!"
Action: Take none. Just another day in the sith academy.
Jolee Bindo, most awesome use of Mind Trick ever,
"You shouldn't of let me out, sonny. That was wrong Admiral Karath won't be to happy for you disobeying his orders."
"Yes, what I did was wrong, very wrong."
"You deserve to be locked up in that cell for disobeying orders."
"Yes I deserve to be locked up for disobeying orders."
this game was such a treasure. i'm so glad there's such a thriving community that had everything figured out so i could get it to run nicely and experience it on a modern pc.
What I love most about jolee is when it’s revealed you’re Revan and he’s in your squad, he’s simply like “yeah, and?”
Even if you met him last, he’s still like “you’re Revan, AND?
... Damnit!
Jolee Bindo while ... doing anything, lol
Such a good character! I really struggled on dark side at the temple summit on lehon. Anyone agree?
Yup. I never liked the prospect of fighting Jolee, or being forced to fight against Zaalbar & Mission.
Oookay. From now on my main party will be Jolee and Canderous.
loved it. great video. Love his "master" lines
I did it all for the wookies! The wookies? C'mon the wookies!
"Oh I get it Let's play with old man's head is it? He's half sinle he'll forget I said anything. Wait uh... What was this about anyway?" Favorite moment.
So is his Mind Tricking the Soldier.
Jolee and I are similar in many ways. The primary difference is age.
The banter is hilarious!
🤣 old people are great and this version is awesome.
Time to go to bed I’m old and tired you know.
1:09 perfect comeback.
This was back when BioWare could make a joke about whammen making sandwiches.
3:09-3:13 ladies and gentlemen, I give you the difference between good voice acting and monotone
Oh, and hilarious mind control
Jolee endorsing salt tablets there huh
"Twelve? No, wait, thirteen!"
XD
Old man Bindo is the fuckin' _best_.
He fits too perfect.
Is that a Darth Talon skin mod for the main character? Awesome!^^
HK-47 is also hilarious: "Yes, very efficient. It is what I would do."
Jolee: Why not just shoot them? It would be more direct.
Canderous: Thats what I would do.
Jolee: Of course thats what YOU would do.
LOL
They need books for all the backstories of several KOTOR people. Canderous fought in the Mandalorian Wars, HK-47 was an assassin droid built by Revan, Zaalbar is a wookie and is bound to have a long history, and Jolee's stories are just plain epic. If this task falls on my shoulders, so be it!
So much soul.
I strive to be Jolee when I’m old
Holy shit, I just realized that's Kevin Michael Richardson doing Jolee's voice. Man, the guy is, like, everywhere
That's the sign of a great video game. The outcome of the KOTOR games can vary in so many ways that the games will simply get better with age. I played through KOTOR II while maintaining complete neutrality. It was an interesting playing experience.
had to go to kashyyyk first just to add this mad lad into my party xD
The best of Jolee, as performed by Yoda.
What I learned from this video is I need to bring Jolee and Canderous to Korbaan when I replay kotor
I love Jolee, that's why i ALWAYS keep him in my company.
My two favorite lines are "Do u know how many sith are in this city Jolle:"ten no thirteen!" and
"Oh i get it let's play with the old mans head is it he's half senile he'll forget i said any thing! Wait uh what was this about any way?" The second one cracked me up!!
Jolee and Canderous = best team for hilarity.
Jolee Bindo, talked about telling women to make him a sandwhich before it was cool.
People are questioning why Jolee is made into a Yoda species. My annoyance is using a schutta for the Twi'leks and the main character
Listening to Yoda with high levels of sass is infinitely satisfying
u can't just stop loving bindo
Good to meditate too
got to try theese 2 combinations
*[looks at Jolee Bindo modded as janky frog muppet]*
_IT IS AN AFFRONT TO NATURE_
_IT MUST BE DESTROYED!_
He does it automaticaly, if you choose him to rescue your party.
The main guy is modded, she's a Twi'lek, with the same tatoo pattern as Darth Maul(Who is a Zabrak, if I remember correctly).
so Darth Talon basically?
Fits perfectly with yoda skin 😂
LOL Jolee is the best NPC. He is so funny. I liked these clippings you have chosen.
lol mind tricking the guy to lock himself up. best use of that power i've seen.
Jolee says "set the record straight" an awful lot for someone who's never seen a record player or record.
when the sith was talkign about escaping taris it looked like they were on taris
Why don't we just just agree that almost every nugget that comes out of Jolee Bindo's mouth is golden.
and the HK-47
Lol, "It's too drafty in here, my old bones could catch a chill." That and the slave line are by far the best.
2:36 - 2:48 NICE ONE! Jolee, you old fox... haha!
7:06 I did it all for the Wookiees. The Wookiees. SO you can take that cookie. And stick it in your *yargh* stick it in your *yargh*
I i was expecting it to be him and then I just see yoda XD
I just a new one I had forgotten completely! Its when Jolee sees Tanis after his wife reprogrammed the droids on Tatooine.
"Perhaps we should program them to tap dance! I love a good tap dance!"
Why does it seem like the only reason they didn't make Jolee one of Yoda's species is because they weren't sure if they could get the character model to work or something like that.
I love how his eyes blink out of sync
Boy this guy's great, ain't he? Grey Jedi...such nice peope to be around :)
TAKE THAT BACK.
He's awesome. =P
I've completed this game more times than I can count and I just noticed the "I did it all for the Wookies" line. I had to pause the video because I was laughing so much.
Him being a little Yoda does make it pretty jokes
It is very funny to see it that size, with that voice and being ironic! xD
I forgot about Jolee completely!! XDDDDD can't wait to hear him again! I just bough kotor again!!
@link30222 They were on Taris. He used the Galaxy Droid mod to get back on Taris.
Lol. This game is timeless.
Oh there's stuff here I've NEVER heard before! Oh Jeez!
"That and the fact that even I wasn't an altogether impatient TWIT!"
You have a *Twi'lek* Revan??? O_O Jealoussssssss
1:43 Revan gets cancelled on Twitter
😂
He did it all for the wookies, the wookies. I hope that is a reference to that limp biscuit song.
omg i love this guy he is funny as hell
I see... Well, I have the PC version, but again... I don't know if I want to play it again(!!)... then again, the game is awesome and surely (the first at least) the best game EVER made yet!