Lyrics 0:04 All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian demons First there was Ed, a really nice guy. Didn't talk too much, but I didn't mind. I was all set to marry him But before we could consummate, Ed was killed by A Candarian demon. 0:35 Then it was daddy Who I could count on. He loved to read the Necronomicon. He also enjoyed. Playing board games. But he can't sink my battleship now Cuz dad was killed by A Candarian demon -CUT VERSE OPTION- It was high school. Senior prom. Going with my steady, Howie Brom. A perfect night Like I always dreamed But when Stairway to Heaven began Howe was killed by A Candarian Demon ________________\\ 1:05 all my college boyfriends and my one night stands My male co-workers and platonic gay friends Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed And now that I've met you two guys, I know you'll soon be dead! 1:25 They say love is cruel And I believe them My heart's always broken Cuz the men in my life -- and I mean all the men in my life Every single man in my life Keeps getting killed By Candarian demons!
Lyrics
0:04
All the men in my life keep getting killed by Candarian demons
First there was Ed, a really nice guy.
Didn't talk too much, but I didn't mind.
I was all set to marry him
But before we could consummate, Ed was killed by
A Candarian demon.
0:35
Then it was daddy
Who I could count on.
He loved to read the Necronomicon.
He also enjoyed.
Playing board games.
But he can't sink my battleship now
Cuz dad was killed by
A Candarian demon
-CUT VERSE OPTION-
It was high school.
Senior prom.
Going with my steady, Howie Brom.
A perfect night
Like I always dreamed
But when Stairway to Heaven began
Howe was killed by
A Candarian Demon
________________\\
1:05 all
my college boyfriends and my one night stands
My male co-workers and platonic gay friends
Every date I go on ends in demon bloodshed
And now that I've met you two guys, I know you'll soon be dead!
1:25
They say love is cruel
And I believe them
My heart's always broken
Cuz the men in my life -- and I mean all the men in my life
Every single man in my life
Keeps getting killed
By Candarian demons!