You know, i'm a bit disturbed by this stage. Not by the the game play or psychodelic stuff. But mostly the title, "After School Sale". ....at a maternity ward. Are they applying the teenage pregnancy is so common in Parappa Town that they actually support it? Not that Lammy is a teen but still....
Hours later: Hospital/nursery and daycare shutdown due to mal practices. The nurse and associate were caught on security camera as several newborns have been reported dead from being shook, swung, and spun violently. Our correspondents caught up with the nurse this morning as she was given her sentence by the court and she had this to say: "We put those babies to sleep." Nurse now faces life in prison for the murder of several babies while the associate... is still at large.
This level makes me so uncomfortable- but it’s so catchy. I’ll literally find myself just saying “MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA MAMA MAMAMA” cause it’s so catchy- I hate it.
Im more concerned how gouging that ones eyes out puts the rest to sleep... are they fainting from seeing the horrifying display that um jammy lammer is putting on?
Anyone notice they are all rabbits. Probably a reference to how in real life rabbits can have a lot of babies at one time. They can actually get pregnant while they are already pregnant. One time I was at the shelter and this rabbit had at least twelve babies. Rabbits are good at multiplying (someone please get the reference)
(This story seems irrelevant at first, but stick around till the end) When I was playing Pikmin 2, I entered the Submerged Castle fully knowing what was going to happen. Yet all the amount of videos and guides I could have studied did not prepare me for the actual horror of the Waterwraith. The Waterwraith gave me unease - where did it come from? What exactly was it? How many of my blues would be killed. I had the pleasure of going through Undertale blind (despite the fandom, it's really a good game). I remember entering the True Lab on my Pacifist run and encountering the Amalgamates - their twisted version of the text you have seen before, Snowdrake's mother's distorted music, the absence of music except for a heavy breathing noise in Endogeny's fight - I just wanted to back away. Why am I telling you these stories? Because the Waterwraith and the Amalgamates, things that were meant to be unsettling, gave me the same feeling as Cathy Pillar did. I don't even know why. Her voice is kind of distorted, she vomits or something with the unknown material all the time, they're playing that creepy baby music... it's creepy.
Alright,... I've just grabbed Undertale after reading this. I gotta say it's awesome. Thanks, I guess.... Feels like a cool midsummer rain onto a feverish mind.
One of the stranger stages. I still don't know what the hell Cathy Pillar was spitting up there, the fact a store/place like that exists in the game, and using a baby as a guitar. One thing I am amused by is how all the mothers are bunnies.
Now that i'm actually playing this game....HOLY SHIT! I never thought a game could make me feel insecure about my own abilities. I'm not sure even how to get through most of the stages just on the minimum.
this is just a fever dream, i mean there is just so much wrong. -Medium rare pizza? -Parade of identical pregnant bunnies and their spouses all going to give birth? -FUCKING TERRIFYING VOMITING CATERPILLER -SERIOUSLY WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING VOMIT -THE CATERPILLER JUST EXTENDS AND ENCASES THE ROOM LIKE AN ANCIENT CHAOS DEMON this game is my idea of hell
1:12 "Credit cards excepted" Also, how is a caterpillar 50 or more years old? Also, some of the bunny babies look like Thunder Bunny from some series of comic books made by this game's character designer.
@@fuitbythefoot Age was the cause of her "false labour", due to being older, her metabolism is now slower and not very strong like how it probably used to be.
Ok, so while Parappa crashed his dad's car and sells things at a flea market in order to get money for it, Lammy is mistaken for being pregnant when she actually isn't and has to put kids to sleep as a result of not being pregnant. *I DON'T LIKE THIS FLAT BUG*
Lore: the children bravely spammed a bunch of buttons in the jam to discourage Lammy, but to no avail, their comrade would never see again, so they gave up and said "Ok we'll just SHUT IT if you like gouging eyes out so much, cuz we sleepy."
"Stage 3 is where the game starts becoming a twinge abnormal." You don't say? Couldn't have worded it better myself XD On a side note, fuckin' hell's bells Cathy Pillar is the most unsettling thing I've ever seen. "I don't like this flat bug!" is right @_@
Bruh, I thought at first that *HARM* is like a bonus mode, which is even more superior than cool. I didn't knew you can change the sound filter before. Also when kid said "ma'am, I don't like you!" and she literally threw him away I laughed way too hard.
Lanny is hallucinogenic, her hallucinating makes her see guitars... I think she may have an addiction to guitars and played then so much she died of exhaustion, now she's in limbo, forever going through a cycle of what she believes to be gutairs and plays them, not only torturing herself but things around her by turning them into guitars... Lore of Um Jammer Lammy confirmed. >:D
This caterpillar is so bizarre. From her voice, her design which doesnt work in 2D, from her constant weird bubble vomiting, her seemingly ability to cause tons of babies to be born simultaneously (and shrink Lammys stomach???), her disconnected body portions floating around, her constant repeating of “now put these kids to sleep will ya”
Cathy's constant vomiting is kind of unsettling
Hazel Maxwell (Computer Account) yeah she is an eternal caterpillar
I aint.
But kawaii
Her creepy voice from the abyss of hell doesn't help
@@Duvmasta is that why she's doing it? She's trying to metamorphosis but stoping herself from? 🤔
"NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?" You can put them to sleep in more then one way for you keep flinging them around like that
she use really a other baby
Than the baby will get more rest then you switching then and than like I'm purposefully doing
But flinging them around worked so well! They finally got to sleep
Anyone else find that part really unsettling?
This has got to be the most batshit insane level for a video game ever
Not really. Vital Idol is harder
The cutscene accompanying the stage is literally a bad LSD trip
Yeah, but it's my favourite. Dunno why.
@@yournamegoeshere7584 Yeah, it is-
Around 2-3 lines are just pure button spam.
"Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?"
* Swings the baby around in her hands *
PaRappa The Rapper *spins a baby like a baton*
She's ROCKING the baby to sleep
PaRappa is *spining a kid and its not ok he is going to jail for sexulay harrasing a baby*
and we can't forget that lammy's baby is gettig strummed like a guitar
*proceeds to play loud instrument*
I don't think playing a baby's face will make it sleep
But they made them sleep forever.
No ha
or leting it rap to you
Someone laid on me a horrible pun that is probably the entire reason this stage exists. She's "rocking" the babies to sleep.
@among us is real 💀 well, thast a fast metod to do it
and also a metod to get into jail-
0:46 I’m pretty sure this is the closest thing I’ve ever seen to a straight pride parade
this is a hilarious comment
@goofball they don't look evil tho but are you taking about this 1:06
LMFAOOOOOOO
@goofball the pregnant lady models are literally named "pregnant people" and the dad's models are "Gangsters"
U do know that lammy is a lesbian don't u
drowning a pregnant woman in a bubble of candy vomit: not recommended.
The fact that this sentence exists proves how weird the game is
You don't need to worry; she's been doing this for 50 years.
she's playing a child's face
and?
@@mouthwide0pen thats not normal......
@@PrepLmmiun yeah it is
@@PrepLmmiun it's a game lol
Oh wait yeah it is
I just noticed she’s ROCKING the kids to sleep omg 😓
Who there’s a billion girls in this video
@@Im_done_with_this_handle this was 2 years ago
who’s the only person holding a baby guitar? huh, smart guy?
@@mochaXX16She’s a guitarist bro-
You know, i'm a bit disturbed by this stage.
Not by the the game play or psychodelic stuff.
But mostly the title, "After School Sale".
....at a maternity ward.
Are they applying the teenage pregnancy is so common in Parappa Town that they actually support it? Not that Lammy is a teen but still....
She was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
I have understood that Lammy is a teen. PaRappa is the kid. She even looks older than him.
How is Parappa a kid when he got a driver's license?
Lammy is a lamm
@@oldacc7379 fast learner?
Lammy heard how some guitarists can make their guitars "cry and wail" and got the wrong idea.
I WAS A CATERPILLAR FOR FIFTY YEARS!
When is she going to become a butterfly
@@StudioHWO Never
@@StudioHWO
Once she consumes enough human souls, she’ll become the butterfly of the apocalypse and cause death and destruction wherever she flies.
@@theratman6468 ATTENTION BIKINI BOTTOM, THERE'S A FLYING MONSTER COMING TO EAT YOU!
Mayne she's a worm.
lammy shreds on a fuckign baby
that's metal as shit
"Now put these kids to sleep will ya!"
That's what the damn I'm trying to do.
Anyone else find that part really unsettling?
Hours later:
Hospital/nursery and daycare shutdown due to mal practices. The nurse and associate were caught on security camera as several newborns have been reported dead from being shook, swung, and spun violently. Our correspondents caught up with the nurse this morning as she was given her sentence by the court and she had this to say: "We put those babies to sleep."
Nurse now faces life in prison for the murder of several babies while the associate... is still at large.
Lmao
What about having an illegal casino in a nursery?
Wth 👁️👄👁️
I DON'T LIKE THIS FLAT BUG
Rixor12 WWHHHEEOOOWWW
MOM I WANT THE BUG
Rixor12
ROAST!!!
it likes to watch you sleep
😂😂😂😂🤣😂
This is the creepiest part of this game especially when Cathy Pillar starts abruptly vomiting violently
I wonder why she does that?
@@PrideEepy64 go figure. :/
@@PrideEepy64my guess is that it’s a reference to morning sickness
This level makes me so uncomfortable- but it’s so catchy. I’ll literally find myself just saying “MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA MAMA MAMAMA” cause it’s so catchy- I hate it.
0:46 A PREGNANCY PARADE?! WHAT THE?
***** lol
+Candi Sugacube It's the wet dream of everyone with a pregnancy fetish!
Yack!!
Candi Sugacube That's what we're all thinking.
+Candi Sugacube No, not a pregnancy parade! A LABOR parade!
This game is weird
I want to play it
It is.
***** Yup. I have it. I beat all seven stages too. It took me a long time though.
***** Those stages are too hard for me. I can't even get past the first stage.
But the Parappa Versions of Taste of Teriyaki and Got to move are two of my favourite Parappa songs.
+Nitsua 1030 I Got Um Jammer Lammy On PS3
everything about this level is WTF
+space trenton ITS A ECTASY TRIP.
-*an-
I would say it's the single strangest level in the series.
"Fixed" your like count
It’s not good to know that lammy can impregnate from pizza
“Now put these kids to sleep now will ya!”
*Proceeds to fling child around with reckless abandonment*
Just like the public school system.
"I wanna go to bed mama."
-No Toddler in existence
THERE'S A ROULETTE WHEEL IN A NURSERY
I GUESS GET THEM SPENDIN' WHILE THEY'RE YOUNG
@@dantedelarocha Mmm... chocolate fudge...
In parappa Town everything has a casino
@@bepisthescienceman4202dojo...casino... it's all in the mind
...Anyone else concerned about her gouging that baby's eyes out?
Just me?
okaaayyy...
Apparently not even the baby... guitar, but the little fella does start crying only when Lammy starts messing up....
Im more concerned how gouging that ones eyes out puts the rest to sleep... are they fainting from seeing the horrifying display that um jammy lammer is putting on?
chocovul7 That only happens in AWFUL mode, and they look sad in BAD mode. Wait, did you even notice the other babies?
nope not just u same me aswell
Queen of Cutlets :)
1:16 I did not know she barfs out spiral, sparky, 3d, and circular sprinkles.
This was made on drugs
They're actually how Dippin' Dots are made
Uh oh well glad thing I'm in the uk
I felt my heart sink at 2:43 when the row of triangles came into view
Underrated comment
The very start as well
as a project diva player IM AFRAID OF UM JAMMER LAMMY AND PARAPPA.
An entire row of triangles is terrifying to see as the first bar of the song.
When you fight the final boss at the beginning
I forgot how nightmarish some of these levels could be
THANK YOU
"i don't like this flat bug!"
*Cathy pillar throws the baby into oblivion*
This is a great way to teach your babies, teach them how to gamble.
This is my favorite song in the game.
How can you decide? I like them all!
Don't hug me... I am scared
@@solouno2280 *WHATS YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?!*
@@whydoihave100subs Mine is being CrEaTiVe
I love this stage to (｡♥‿♥｡)
This entire game is an LSD fever dream.
Couldn't say it any different myself, I'm seriously confused and since I'm confused I'm scared.
series*
Didn't she sleep in? And she's a rock star. So yeah
Holy water and cross your right!
Um Jammer Lammy: Making babies look like devils since 1999.
Rhythm Seven Eleven *into the devil
Sernsica l GIVE ME SOME MILK. GIVE ME SOME FOOD.
Rhythm Seven Eleven
N O W P U T T H E S E K I D S T O S L E E P W I L L Y A ?
KONAN_ nah
Rhythm Seven Eleven
O O O O O O O O O O O H H H H H
J A M M E R L A M M Y
0:31 I love how the same notes are used for every "oh shit ## minutes to go" moment in different keys instead of having to make entirely new ones.
This Stage creeped me out.
Anyone notice they are all rabbits.
Probably a reference to how in real life rabbits can have a lot of babies at one time. They can actually get pregnant while they are already pregnant. One time I was at the shelter and this rabbit had at least twelve babies.
Rabbits are good at multiplying (someone please get the reference)
I did get the reference
I understand it now
i got it nice one
I don't
@@bird5109 line from the movie Zootopia
5:05 this is exactly how I would play guitar if you gave me one.
This is the most batshit insane game I've ever seen
"Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?"
Lammy: literally doing guitar riffs on a baby.
Baby: Also manages to go to sleep somehow.
I always sing this song to myself when my 3 year old son and 7 month old daughter plunge our house into chaos.
7:23 baby: Cuz here I go.
Didn't you know.
I am a kid.
I don't like this flat bug.
That's technically a fourth wall break, because it's not known if the other characters actually know if they're paper Thin characters.
@@StafkiGTN true... but it was so on time that logic doesn't matter.
𝓛𝓸𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱 𝓼𝓸 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭 𝓵𝓸𝓵 𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪 (。>﹏
(This story seems irrelevant at first, but stick around till the end)
When I was playing Pikmin 2, I entered the Submerged Castle fully knowing what was going to happen. Yet all the amount of videos and guides I could have studied did not prepare me for the actual horror of the Waterwraith. The Waterwraith gave me unease - where did it come from? What exactly was it? How many of my blues would be killed.
I had the pleasure of going through Undertale blind (despite the fandom, it's really a good game). I remember entering the True Lab on my Pacifist run and encountering the Amalgamates - their twisted version of the text you have seen before, Snowdrake's mother's distorted music, the absence of music except for a heavy breathing noise in Endogeny's fight - I just wanted to back away.
Why am I telling you these stories? Because the Waterwraith and the Amalgamates, things that were meant to be unsettling, gave me the same feeling as Cathy Pillar did. I don't even know why. Her voice is kind of distorted, she vomits or something with the unknown material all the time, they're playing that creepy baby music... it's creepy.
Alright,... I've just grabbed Undertale after reading this. I gotta say it's awesome. Thanks, I guess....
Feels like a cool midsummer rain onto a feverish mind.
Lammy's probably going to be in therapy for a long time all cause of this one moment.
And so is everyone who watched this
I love the joke that all the pregnant women are bunnies
One of the stranger stages. I still don't know what the hell Cathy Pillar was spitting up there, the fact a store/place like that exists in the game, and using a baby as a guitar. One thing I am amused by is how all the mothers are bunnies.
Now that i'm actually playing this game....HOLY SHIT! I never thought a game could make me feel insecure about my own abilities. I'm not sure even how to get through most of the stages just on the minimum.
the visuals: nightmare inducing
the lyrics: wtf
the song: actual banger
leave it to lammy to have the fastest metabolism in the world
this is just a fever dream, i mean there is just so much wrong.
-Medium rare pizza?
-Parade of identical pregnant bunnies and their spouses all going to give birth?
-FUCKING TERRIFYING VOMITING CATERPILLER
-SERIOUSLY WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING VOMIT
-THE CATERPILLER JUST EXTENDS AND ENCASES THE ROOM LIKE AN ANCIENT CHAOS DEMON
this game is my idea of hell
IKR
Parappa the Rapper in three words: I GOTTA BELIEVE! :D!
UmJammer Lammy: LEAVE IT TO LAMMY! :D
+Don Brinson "I gotta believe!" feels more Inspiring. :v
Toriel Dreemurr Goat Mom that you!? Please tell me the fandom isn't here!
No UT fandom here. Perfect.
wow that so cool guys parapa always says three words:I GOTTA BELIVE! and Lammy says four word:leave it to LAMMY :)
meme_farmer02 yes and "I gotta believe" is 3 words ;)
1:12
"Credit cards excepted"
Also, how is a caterpillar 50 or more years old?
Also, some of the bunny babies look like Thunder Bunny from some series of comic books made by this game's character designer.
YOOOO! SHES “ROCKING” THE BABYS TO SLEEP!!!
LMFAOOO
I now have carpal tunnel from watching this
*watches 10 seconds of video*
*turns of ipad*
Me: *jumps of balcony*
BRO THEY ONLY ATE PIZZA WTHHH
@@fuitbythefoot IKR
@@megangrindstaff1295 Yee
@@fuitbythefoot Age was the cause of her "false labour", due to being older, her metabolism is now slower and not very strong like how it probably used to be.
Ok, so while Parappa crashed his dad's car and sells things at a flea market in order to get money for it, Lammy is mistaken for being pregnant when she actually isn't and has to put kids to sleep as a result of not being pregnant.
*I DON'T LIKE THIS FLAT BUG*
Casually throws the child into oblivion
Lammy as a character is truly interesting to me, but the scenarios they put her in make my skin crawl. At least the guitar is pretty good
one slice of pizza: gets mistaken for a pregnant person
I remember cracking up so hard and lost when I saw the lady spinning the baby like a driving wheel.
fyi her name is cathy! /nm
this is yet one of the most uncomfortable and funny shit i had ever seen in a game
I used to think the "surf rock a baby to sleep" was a joke, and then I played Hylics 2. I'd absolutely put a baby to sleep to that shit.
Why does that fucking caterpillar throw up so much?
Because potatoes
She is old af
Spartacat and Paka In the desc it says she's a larva
how do you think she feed the kids?
O_o
Caterpillar babysitter: help me out!
Lammy: I'm gonna turn this baby into a guitar!
Caterpillar babysitter: this is definitely not a bad idea lol
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Catchy every second: *NOW PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP WILL YA*
1:34 are you going to Brazil!!!
(Ps: I am Brazilian and playing in a parappa gringo video, is this normal?)
Long-ears the rabbit was blinded at a young age, and has not seen the light of day since then
The first time a parappa character is not completely flat.
Am I the only one who thinks all of the bunny babies are adorable?
No
Nope (also both ur replies are from Osc members lol)
@@YOYO44BANG cool pfp
When cathy starts vomiting it’s like me at exactly 3am today
Lore: the children bravely spammed a bunch of buttons in the jam to discourage Lammy, but to no avail, their comrade would never see again, so they gave up and said "Ok we'll just SHUT IT if you like gouging eyes out so much, cuz we sleepy."
"Stage 3 is where the game starts becoming a twinge abnormal."
You don't say? Couldn't have worded it better myself XD
On a side note, fuckin' hell's bells Cathy Pillar is the most unsettling thing I've ever seen. "I don't like this flat bug!" is right @_@
Mistaken teen pregnancy is fine, but god forbid we have a character die or say that an angel is mean.
like the starecrown game on steam literally said that angels can do wrong???
About that pizza; is it super calorie-high, or does Lammy have a shit metabolism?
Yeah thats rasonable
I think is the two things in one
Both
4:25 that part can go eat a buttcheek and explode
Eats one slice of pizza
Diabetes hits hard
Baby rabbit:Gimme the car,the one that goes vroom.
Me:ALL CARS GO VROOM!
The intro cutscene of this level is the weirdest
Bruh, I thought at first that *HARM* is like a bonus mode, which is even more superior than cool. I didn't knew you can change the sound filter before. Also when kid said "ma'am, I don't like you!" and she literally threw him away I laughed way too hard.
The baby bunny:split facts in baby*
The lammy baby bunny:my eyes hurt so bad,someone is touching it like a guitar
Cathy Pillar: I have been doing my job for 50 years. *Since Unjammer Lammy was made in 1999, she has been working since 1949. Interesting....*
What!?
5:22 I didn't notice that! Stage 3 with the frog had it! I thought it would be easy because the timing is soooo hard to get!
i love how at the end she stops holding the baby and its just floating on her knees
Lanny is hallucinogenic, her hallucinating makes her see guitars... I think she may have an addiction to guitars and played then so much she died of exhaustion, now she's in limbo, forever going through a cycle of what she believes to be gutairs and plays them, not only torturing herself but things around her by turning them into guitars...
Lore of Um Jammer Lammy confirmed. >:D
She used a piece of plane as a guitar and crashed it later on
That or she is on drugs
Lammy: is this a guitar?
Everyone:wow I never knew you could make a bunny a guitar
Lammy has schizophrenia she just see everything as a guitar.
How do you get that bloated with two slices of pizza
I love that Lammy is so socially awkward that she gets into a pregnancy thing lol
6:14
I wanna go I wanna go now!
*bang bang bang bang bang*
How much more long I don’t kno-
*BANGBANGBANGBABANGBABANG*
*XDDDDD*
Extreme guitar playing
Ihihihihihihihih
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28Fudge! Let me do it again...
Fudge! Let me do it again...
“Now put these kids to sleep will ya?!”
-weird worm woman, thing
When you see someone from school:
0:53
Me when my newborn baby starts singing a banger song instead of googoogaga:
4:54 "I'll shut up now I'm sleepy" amount of those kids: 0 | people who wish kids were like that: 100
Lammy: Idk what is 0+0 :(
Someone: *Casino*
Lammy: :O I KNOW HOW TO CURE ALL DISEASES! LEAVE IT TO LAMMY!
With a guitar, she is brave
With a guitar and after the word casino is said in earshot, she is unstoppable...
This level is entirely made of Cathy’s body jeez
I just noticed the baby changes emotions based on your rank.
Good - The Baby is Smiling
Bad - The Baby is Frowning
Awful - The Baby is Crying
0:36 Did Lammy just shit out balloons and a rainbow?
XD
Ew.
3:45 I think this is the best part of the stage.
A-grade nightmare fuel here....
Agreed
*kid bites Lammy's finger* Lammy: Ouch, Charlie
Bravo
This caterpillar is so bizarre. From her voice, her design which doesnt work in 2D, from her constant weird bubble vomiting, her seemingly ability to cause tons of babies to be born simultaneously (and shrink Lammys stomach???), her disconnected body portions floating around, her constant repeating of “now put these kids to sleep will ya”
I never knew babies could rap so good, nor did they had a colorful language
I regret searching this up again