I have a Johnny story scroll if u want to read Johnnys class was playing a game with his class. The teacher put something under her desk and described it. “What’s round and soft?” Johnny raised his hand but she ignored him knowing what kind of answer he had so he called on the girl next to him. “It’s a peach miss” she said. “No it’s a cherry I like your way of thinking” Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him.”what’s stiff about an inch long and has a red nib at the end?” He asked. “That’s disgusting!” She yelled. “It’s a match I like your way of thinking though”
The person who said "i have a dream" was actually Martin Luther King JR. NOT Martin Luther King. Just to make that perfectly clear. Speak TRUTH, AI APP GUY. And Bill Clinton did NOT say that. So no, Lil johnny or whatever your name is, you may NOT go home.
YEA BUT THIS ISN'T A SHOW FOR ANSWERS TO HISTORY QUESTIONS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY SHOW ISN'T IT THE ANSWERS CAN BE RIGHT IF THEY WANT TO SO SHUT THE HELL UP
Every time I hear a story about "little Johnny ", I don't know why, but I keep having an illustration in my mind. I put a face on little Johnny😅😅 I'm so use to hear about him that my mind did so cause for sure Every story of him are funny😅😅
In high schiol, we had a teacher who did the same thing, but asked questions impossible to answer, promising two weeks off. This was back in 1959. Example, "What is the distance in feet between the middle of the courtyard and the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon? (This can be done today with modern laser rangefinders). This guy would call anyone who disrurbs the class an agitator. Anyway, I set up what would become my first major prank. I took some sand and some black cloth and made a couple of golf ball size sandballs. I used an empty classroom to practice tossing these so they landed in the chalk tray. On that day, class started. Teacher was getting lecture notes from his briefcase, and getting ready to ask his daily question. When he wasn't looking, I lobbed both sandballs into the chalk tray. First thing he says was, "Awright, who is the agitator with the black balls?" Still had my books strapped together. Stood up, raised my hand and yelled, "I know! I know! Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King! See you in two weeks!" I did get the two weeks off. I got suspended for two weeks. Little I know then that it would be a start of a great career for practical jokes in both high school and later the Army. I never found out what the principal and the dean of boys was calling me. In the Army in the enlisted men's club, I hooked up with soldiers from different companies with the same love for practical jokes. We were doing these post-wide. Learned that after the day we drained the engine coolant from the post commander's staff car and refilled it with urine, post headquarters started to call us the Shit House Commandos, but never found out who we were. I may be the last survivor of this elite unit.
Teacher: Who said "I have a dream"? Susie: Martin Luther King Teacher: That's correct! Me: Bro, Martin Luther King wasn't even black? (I am trying not to sound racist am sorry). The actual answer is freaking Martin Luther King JR.
Little johnny is so smart he made the teacher ask HIS question
Bro this is your first comment yall better like this... 😂
Edit:I'm the 911th like😮
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He got it wrong. It was tRump.
2.1k likes and 3 replies lemme fix that
Teacher: Who said "I have a dream"?
Me: Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMFG🤣💀
YES! I JUST FINISHED WATCHING NUMBER 3 YESTERDAY LOL!!!
Senator Armstrong
I said Rapunzel😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@audreyyard1976 OMG YAAASSS HAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣
That was smart😂😂😂
Edit: How did this get so many likes
Yea😂
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You know it😂😂😂❤
😡😡😡😡 my name is Maryam
@@eminewithnall4317And ?
I never get bored of little johnny
omg same.
He really is the smartest 😂😂
He is so good and blesses so many people and God blesses him🙏🙏🙏
That was a really smart boy that was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Rip that cup bro 😭
We all do little Jonny, we all do.
True
@@nekothecat1239💀
Little johny never gets old 😅😂
This joke cracks me up 🤣😂🤣👍
Bro pulled a 9999999999999999 iq in his pocket 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Yes thats TRUE
Little johnny never gets old
Wow uhh thanks
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Little johny never gets old😂😂
🤣😂Now that was sharp & smart😂🤣!!
I have a Johnny story scroll if u want to read
Johnnys class was playing a game with his class. The teacher put something under her desk and described it. “What’s round and soft?” Johnny raised his hand but she ignored him knowing what kind of answer he had so he called on the girl next to him. “It’s a peach miss” she said. “No it’s a cherry I like your way of thinking” Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him.”what’s stiff about an inch long and has a red nib at the end?” He asked. “That’s disgusting!” She yelled. “It’s a match I like your way of thinking though”
This is gold 😂
“Who said “I have a dream?””
*Giorno Giovanna*
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru
Was looking for this comment thank you
I was looking for this one
Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
@@suguru-geto_u yes the corrector make me misspell It thanks
Someone: “The cup is broken!”
Him: “Then we’ll continue pouring the lava.”
Funny number 👍
I think that's molten melted glass, not lava
@@Chemmioos well whatever it is, they still kept pouring.
Pay attention to the video ❌️
Pay attention to the background ✅
@@M31l0dY_YT
Pay attention to my comment✅
Pay attention to the video❌
200th like here btw
that was really smart 😂😂😂
Bro proved he was the smartest😂
The person who said "i have a dream" was actually Martin Luther King JR. NOT Martin Luther King. Just to make that perfectly clear. Speak TRUTH, AI APP GUY.
And Bill Clinton did NOT say that. So no, Lil johnny or whatever your name is, you may NOT go home.
It is true but calm down 😂
YEA BUT THIS ISN'T A SHOW FOR ANSWERS TO HISTORY QUESTIONS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY SHOW ISN'T IT THE ANSWERS CAN BE RIGHT IF THEY WANT TO SO SHUT THE HELL UP
Alr lil bro
🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 bros even correcting errors in names
It was just a joke bro relax 😂
You know its good when it's lil Jonny😂😂😂😂
Little Jhonny never gets old 😂
When they said I have a dream. I thought it was Rapunzel😂😅
Roses are red
Cacti are Prikley
Omg that escalated quickly
LOL!!! I didn’t see that coming! I thought he was going to say “I did, can I go home now???”
Little Johnny never gets old
Teacher: who said ' I have a dream'
Me: everyone in duckling bar in tangled
THAT WAS SMART 🙏
I never wanna be home because in school me and my girls always spill the tea and when i am home i have to do chores 💀
That was really smart🎉😂❤😊
Can I use this for my video
😂😂😂😂😂😂THATS REALLY SMART😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
"Who said I have a dream"
Me : *Giorno Giovanna*
I really like your videos
he really broke the system 😂😂
Poor Jonny 😂😢😂😢
You make some good content dude😊
Funny 😂
Edit thx for the likes
Johnny is really smart😂😂😂😂
I like how they show these cool experiments in the background while the narrator speaks
Teacher: the first one who answers [these] question...
He answered it❤️🔥
The teacher: who said “I have a dream
Me:RAPUNZEL😂😂😂
Little Jonny will always make us go 😱😱😦😵😵😮😮😮😲😮😲😮😲😮😊😯😯😯😯🫨🫨🫨🫨😱😱😱😱😱😱
Littte Johnny is a very good person and he has been very helpful to me and he will always help to 😅😅😅
"Little Johny" never gets old
Smart little Johnny😂😂😂
😂 That's Funny as Hell !!
Every time I hear a story about "little Johnny ", I don't know why, but I keep having an illustration in my mind. I put a face on little Johnny😅😅 I'm so use to hear about him that my mind did so cause for sure Every story of him are funny😅😅
Love it👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣
Who said i have a dream
Rapunzel:
It should have been " Who said that?" "I did! Can I go now?"
the videos ar AMAZEING!
Little Johnny definitely is the smartest one in the class because I know that slick Billy said this more than once
I love that last question!
the classic line "little johnny"
Little Jhonny outsmarted hes teacher smarttt
IN the SEA ..... WHERE "
did ''THAT,"
find a LEAF '?
I confidently said giorno Giovanna for the first one 😭
When the teacher asked "Who said "I have a dream?" I IMMEDIATELY SAID GIORNO GIOVANNA
*"I have a dream"*
GIORNO GIOVANNA.
No maneger, no discount, and no social distancing😂
Little Johnny is always the best😂
when she said: who said i have a dream
i said rapunzel
Yup 😂 bro was like: Nah in leaving 💀
Who else was just watching the satisfying vidoes at the back rather than the actual vid 😂
Bro said "fine, lets do it my way"
Little Johnny is so nice and kind
Bro is the definition of smart XD
😂😂😂😂 see because you was being a lot smarter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: but you didn't have to cut me out 😭😭😭😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
On the: Who said "I have a dream"? I said Rapunzel😂😅
😂😂😂 jonny is good job
Smart boy, and he knew it :P
Poor little Johnny he’s so smart
Once a little boy built a rocket ship. He flew to Jupiter because he felt gassy.😂
When the teacher said: who said "i have dream"?
I responded with giorno giovonna so confidently 🎅🏿
😂👍💞 that's SOOOOO TRUE 👍 😊
In high schiol, we had a teacher who did the same thing, but asked questions impossible to answer, promising two weeks off. This was back in 1959.
Example, "What is the distance in feet between the middle of the courtyard and the Sea of Tranquility on the Moon? (This can be done today with modern laser rangefinders). This guy would call anyone who disrurbs the class an agitator.
Anyway, I set up what would become my first major prank. I took some sand and some black cloth and made a couple of golf ball size sandballs. I used an empty classroom to practice tossing these so they landed in the chalk tray.
On that day, class started. Teacher was getting lecture notes from his briefcase, and getting ready to ask his daily question. When he wasn't looking, I lobbed both sandballs into the chalk tray. First thing he says was, "Awright, who is the agitator with the black balls?" Still had my books strapped together. Stood up, raised my hand and yelled, "I know! I know! Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King! See you in two weeks!"
I did get the two weeks off. I got suspended for two weeks.
Little I know then that it would be a start of a great career for practical jokes in both high school and later the Army. I never found out what the principal and the dean of boys was calling me. In the Army in the enlisted men's club, I hooked up with soldiers from different companies with the same love for practical jokes. We were doing these post-wide. Learned that after the day we drained the engine coolant from the post commander's staff car and refilled it with urine, post headquarters started to call us the Shit House Commandos, but never found out who we were. I may be the last survivor of this elite unit.
Bro really is the smartest to go out of shcool 😂😂😂
Teacher: “ Who said I have a dream?”
Me: “You!”
Little jonny never grows😂Agree
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Good one😂😂
Teacher: Who said "I have a dream?"
Me: "me."
Teacher: “who said I have a dream?”
Me: “Taylor Swift-”
Teacher: “ *INSTANT LUNCH DETENTION* ”
Little Johnnie is a genius
Not expect the last part😂😂
Teacher:who said I had a dream
Johnny:you said it
Bruh he is very smart😂
Teacher: Who said "I have a dream"?
Susie: Martin Luther King
Teacher: That's correct!
Me: Bro, Martin Luther King wasn't even black? (I am trying not to sound racist am sorry). The actual answer is freaking Martin Luther King JR.
Bro’s a genius 💀
Teacher:Who said I have a dream?
Student:Griffith
Teacher:wrong,it's Senator Armstrong
To think I'm watching this on Martin Luther King day😂
He was truly smart
Bro pulled of a 2000iq
His brain portrays the whole universe
And so Johnny is the smartest boy in the class😂😂
Its always timmy😂
Who said I have a dream?
Me: RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL ITS RAPUNZEL!!