Lorne Prison Letters 02-14-09

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  • @sam2486
    @sam2486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I love hearing his goals for the future, knowing that he failed at every single one of them

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was just all bs to get out of prison early and trying to show he's doing good. Like reading the Bible, writing books and taking classes. But you have to actually do well in those classes not just show up so it didn't do anything for him.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not one. He don't fail at never letting anyone convince him he bears any responsibility for his RSO.

    • @sam2486
      @sam2486 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MomMom4Cubs yeah well

  • @crystalskullsucked
    @crystalskullsucked 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I would say he was in his strongest denial here, but that never really changed lol him trying to explain his situation to a gorilla was funny tho

  • @Chaturbate_Billy
    @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Talking about his mom being a slawt wow. Class act.

    • @kaitellis6847
      @kaitellis6847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      And thinking that she'd find it funny...the most socially unaware person of all time

    • @gorillafacegwen9247
      @gorillafacegwen9247 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I like to think she read that and just scrunched it up at that page. Then ignored his calls for a couple of days.

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s a sick deranged animal, he also started complaining about HER $$ situation and as usual called the guards and other inmates all “lazy and dumb and immature and corrupt” while I suppose he’s the only honest human in there haha,
      Then complaining about her “money” HER money while he’s locked up he starts rambling about her working hours, you can’t make this 💩 up 🤣

  • @kaitellis6847
    @kaitellis6847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    BAWT

  • @dubzycc6864
    @dubzycc6864 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wonder if Lorne cleaned for 3 other people because they were lazy, or because they would beat the shit out of him if he didn't

  • @magamexican6302
    @magamexican6302 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wish Lorne started off his letters with “Captain’s log”.

  • @jasonwilliams573
    @jasonwilliams573 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Kentucky Prison Jokes... absolutely unhinged.

  • @omega25137
    @omega25137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Man he does considers the other prisoners beneath him, when hes actually at the bottom of the barrel of criminals

    • @timmi59
      @timmi59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotta love irony

  • @DJPain1
    @DJPain1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    WHO has the prison joke book?!? Who?!?

    • @jeffreyboomhauer1204
      @jeffreyboomhauer1204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Someone is hogging all the kehkeeeeeehkekekehs

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know a lot of the jokes are HOMOPHOBIIICCCC

    • @DJPain1
      @DJPain1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jillpilld1124 they’re humorphobic

  • @WahDahTa
    @WahDahTa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    What's keepin you so alert?

  • @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT
    @DEPARTMENTOFREDUNDANCYDEPT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Even Lorne's MAWM doesn't want to talk to him and refuses to answer his calls. This is Lorne at his "poor victim" worst. I love hearing him yapping about all the injustice he is going to correct a flood of frivolous lawsuits. FAIL, FAIL, AND MORE FAIL, LORNE! Lorne's repeated failures always make me smile.

  • @respectdawildo_danjones508
    @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    5:31 I’m reading in between the lines here and assuming the Spanish gangs were giving him a lot of 💩
    Which is quite funny
    And how did he get in trouble doing laundry? Anyone else picture the Shawshank Redemption scene? lol

  • @mediumsyllables
    @mediumsyllables 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh cawd I wish he fought his case instead of taking the plea

  • @Louismark24
    @Louismark24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He said he cleaned for 3 lazy people, i think bubba made him cause lorne is a whimp

    • @Louismark24
      @Louismark24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Then he wants mother dear to send karate book he def got his arse whipped in incarceration

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's dumb enough to think he's in an 80s movie and once he starts reading the book a training montage will start ​@@Louismark24

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes 💯 absolutely… we know how he re-writes history, he would naturally say that he “wanted to clean it up bc he wants to get things done and doesn’t wanna look at a mess or be lazy”…
      But in reality, we know he was tricked or forced to do it.
      Makes me believe the comments from a while back of a few individuals who claimed they were in jail with him, and that he was essentially used as their cleaning lady haha 😂

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@respectdawildo_danjones508
      Perfect!!! 😂 🙌🏽 😂

    • @chrism1060
      @chrism1060 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Exactly. We all know Lorne doesn't give a shit about cleaning, just look at his trailer.

  • @Cayde-6s-Queen
    @Cayde-6s-Queen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    He got a write-up for doing laundry? I need more info! 😂

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He used too much white stahhf in the washer

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I’d love the details of that as well

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yesss!!!! 😂
      I hope someone knows
      and can fill us all in!!!😁

    • @Cayde-6s-Queen
      @Cayde-6s-Queen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm wondering if he didn't have his shit together on time, or didn't have it in the bag they're given, his dumb name not on stuff, or his bitch-ass was caught running notes! 🩲🧦

    • @PweeBurntPizza
      @PweeBurntPizza 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think he wasn't supposed to do the laundry at the time he did it so a write up was issued. Or he was doing other's laundry and the wrote him up for that. Bubba forced him to wash his boxers.

  • @Chaturbate_Billy
    @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Spoiler alert: he did waste the time.

    • @omega25137
      @omega25137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wasted in a lawsuit that he had no chance of winning

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂

    • @timmi59
      @timmi59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@omega25137and his Moms money that it costs to file a lawsuit. Years ago I’d heard it was about $600 bucks.

  • @adoronful
    @adoronful 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Did he drop an N 💣 the part that was bleeped out?

    • @omega25137
      @omega25137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes, patrick doesnt have a pass

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@omega25137 should have gotten Blu3boy to say that part

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yep it's the big n

    • @SUPERSPAZD
      @SUPERSPAZD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was wondering also.
      Damn. 😮

  • @kobewankenobi248
    @kobewankenobi248 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    *Glad he didn’t learn martial arts, he would’ve become too powerful*

    • @BushcraftingBogan
      @BushcraftingBogan 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Remember he told either Debbie or Robot that he studied "Ninjitsu" 😂
      I think he may have sent away for Count Dante's "Dim Mak" from a comic book when he was a kid.

  • @AfterSupperBiskit
    @AfterSupperBiskit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jail is the only good place for Lorne

  • @Snipurss
    @Snipurss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hullo mother dear

  • @A..D..D
    @A..D..D 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He gawt a write ahp , fer doin’ laundry? …. After knowing Lorne is an unreliable reporter, he’s lying or omitting certain details . Wonder if his Mom actually reads these , he’s just going to call that same day and say exactly what he wrote . He’s such a clingy loser

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m betting he ratted on some inmates causing a bunch of drama after he was confronted and then gave lip to the guards bc as usual he is better then everyone else 😂

  • @Lornespapertowel
    @Lornespapertowel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Just out of curiosity- how were these letters obtained? Did Cas3y convince Lorne to send them to her or something?

    • @PalehorseThirteen
      @PalehorseThirteen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Oh, the community has had the letters long before Cas3y. I think he sent them to Ember at some point early on or something.

  • @brianbrosnan637
    @brianbrosnan637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:00…He asked if she took pictures of Bud & Sadie. First question, does this mean he actually did save Bud? Second, is this the current Sadie? This was in 2009. So if she was a puppy, then with the videos in 2019-2021, that makes Sadie an old bat! Does someone know what is the deal with this?

    • @timmi59
      @timmi59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was my understanding that his friend Tony made the drive to TN and picked up the dog.

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He had two dogs named Sadie. Our lorney is so original. This Sadie he has now is technically Sadie 2

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@timmi59yep thats right, he had to pay Tony to do it too. A real friend, rest in peace likeable Tony

  • @magamexican6302
    @magamexican6302 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:52 “One guy gave me a noodle! Yippee!”

  • @Chaturbate_Billy
    @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Is this current sadie or older sadie and is this chatlog bud or another bud?
    Edit: looks like it was chatlog bud. sounds like they adopted bud and dummy thinnks they're just watching him until he gets out of prison. So his story about bud running away and him letting stay was probably bs.

    • @jillpilld1124
      @jillpilld1124 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Original ass lorne had a dog named Sadie back then too. Different dog.

    • @Chaturbate_Billy
      @Chaturbate_Billy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jillpilld1124 he also had an aunt who had a dog named Sadie and other family member with a dog named bud. Who does that? Reuses dog names like they're just interchangeable objects to give him comfort

  • @mertzjd
    @mertzjd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Who killed WCW, Pat?

  • @fruitjoosh9555
    @fruitjoosh9555 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lorne was reading the bible??
    Obviously if he did [he didn't] - he either couldn't comprehend or didn't retain the material.
    That's fawwwwked awp.

    • @kaitellis6847
      @kaitellis6847 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He was reading the parts about men owning women, and the sex parts

    • @fruitjoosh9555
      @fruitjoosh9555 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@kaitellis6847That's probably pretty EXACT.

    • @timmi59
      @timmi59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s no easy read even to the most serious minded and he say he flew through 300 pages in a couple of days.

  • @CornvilleConsigliere87
    @CornvilleConsigliere87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Billy yeah well. She said something one other time about a free hotel stay she had . And since she didn't answer she mahsssst be in a hotel slahhhhting it up. She probably went here in a black car. He saw on the news on prison TV where a black car parked at a hotel so🤷....makes sense. Also, don't know if you caught it or nawwwt I'm about to comment about what day it is he's writing this...he says it in the beginning Feb 14 Valentine's day.....eeeeee..I'm gonna talk abawt him reeet now eeeeee ✌️💪❤️

    • @respectdawildo_danjones508
      @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Isn’t it kinda funny how he writes these paper letters just like he does with yahoo IM? It’s essentially the same, he’s speaking to her about things as if she can respond immediately, how he is gonna call her in a few Ect, it’s like his “offlines” and his schedule he send the catfish , most of it isn’t him actually saying anything, he just likes to ramble 😂

    • @CornvilleConsigliere87
      @CornvilleConsigliere87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@respectdawildo_danjones508 Dan Jones he might as well end each letter with delete your archives........Also,this steaming pile of monkey dump doesn't need the partner ..just the idea. I should be used to it as we've seen it from Kayla to now and surely with others we aren't privy to like Paula, etc but damn...those emails in Cas3y months one are shocking still. Same playbook. Always ..13...87...13....87.....🏈

  • @timmi59
    @timmi59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know that at any time in my life if I ever asked my Moms about her finances she would have told me to mind my own b. He’s an idiot.

  • @respectdawildo_danjones508
    @respectdawildo_danjones508 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:47 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @megangorski
    @megangorski 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reading the Bible my ass