The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
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Ryan deserves a shiny thing for this channel I've decided.
and I agree
I to, have decided this.
He earned a shiny rectangle TH-cam decided.
@@jennab.7421 He should get more, I decided TH-cam should have decided.
Yes definitely I agree with you I decided
Ryan has a clever way of pointing out the ridiculous quirks within society. He deserves a shiny thing! Hands down one of the best channels on TH-cam...cracks me up 🤣😂
He has shiny play buttons
You deserve a like I decided.
He deserves a shiny plaque fron the website that he's on
He should get a golden pineapple, because why not?
Somehow this is better than going to actual reward events
He should do reward events next.
That's why celebrities barely go to award shows
@@LXW-Arts lmao
I was hoping for the "there isn't enough food here"
of course it is, it doesn't last for 18 hours
Being someone who's name is Jarfny I'm glad we're finally getting the representation we deserve
😂😂😂
Lol
here's a shiny thing for you too jarfny 🏆
I can see from your username you're actually just another Billy in disguise.
People wanted to show a person’s professional worth through a shiny thing, they decided.
Thats a good one I decided
I will like your comment, I decided.
That you can buy off E-Bay for $50.
And now they can charge more becuse the shiny thing means they are good at their job
Ryan: "That name was made up-"
Todd: "Well, all names are made up."
*I mean he has a point*
I died, I decided.
Of course he has a point - he's the first guy to come up with names!
Ryan channeling Thor for a second.
that line caught me so offguard
No mine was mathematically derived, and has been through extensive peer review.
“My favorite show, Detective Who’s Awful At His Job!”
“I… I don’t know who did it.”
absolutely slayed me
same!!!
The only ad you'd want to watch
@@thatkindcoder7510 It even adds to the rewatch value of his videos
"Fingerprints?! That just seems inappro- Of what country?!" was the one that got me XD
@@UltromanTheTacoman I still didn't get that one tbh
Glad noone was slapped in this event
"Do we all agree that this shiny thing is valuable?"
"No."
"That sounded like most people, congrats on the valuable shiny thing."
Well okay then
That no had me weak
“Well then the rest of this ceremony just got pretty awkward.”
When you have to clap politely despite your disappointment because it’s a classy event
"Finger prince??" LOL! Took me a couple viewings to get that one.
Thank you. I didn't get it when I watched the video.
Isnt that joke from animaniacs lol
@@FlusteredBushStudios from 25 years ago. they got away with a lot back then..
Would that be the artist formerly known as Prince?
@@FlusteredBushStudios Good night, everybody!
This should be compulsory viewing during every Oscar's, Grammy's and Golden Globes ceremony.
The way this combines satire and nonsense is flawless. Pure brilliance
I love how Ryan never runs out of ideas and each video is as funny as when I watched him for the first time. Thanks for helping me get through depression man
We should get a video with all the first guy to… it would be funny
2:50 that's the kind of humor I came here for
Honestly your comedic style is super refreshing. Its over-observant and satirical but it really dissects our societal norms to help you see them through a different lens. 10/10, comedic genius.
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I think he should win some kind of shiny thing for it, what do you think?
"Who decides it?"
"People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided."
Brilliant!
Watching ryan over 4 years, dont regret a second of it.
Which one
@@Javier.M. yes
"Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." I felt that.
I also have an award for you, funny bearded person making these videos! Thank you for always being able to make me (and others, presumably) smile, even in the darkest of times.
“Can someone play some music or something and maybe that will drown out the boring thank yous”
*Me during every politician’s victory speech*
My salute to Todd, for winning this very important shiny thing. Such a good receiver of very important shiny things. Such a grateful, happy and brave person.
The "and our two ugly ones" caught me so off guard and I think I may die from asphyxiation due to my body's reaction to the top tier comedy.
"I'm pretty sure that name was made up"
"All names are made up"
The subtle genius of this man.
3:15 You're welcome Todd. Im so glad and not disappointed ,sad or mad to have been part of the journey that got You to the shiny thing. Don't tell Ryan.
…well this is a strange coincidence.
@@Ultra_Blader yeah yeah, yeah!.
I agree with a lot of the commenters here: Ryan should get lots of shiny things for all the entertainment he gives the world.
Also: was that an "Animaniacs" reference at the end? :-)
@@hendrikscheepers4144 :-)
Agree yes... he's the best and most consistent comedian on TH-cam imho.
Ah, you’re a person of culture, I see! 🧐 ✨
(I used Animaniacs to woo my wife)
I don’t get the Animaniacs reference, can someone explain please?
@@jasongrape4920 th-cam.com/video/1xmAC9Qu908/w-d-xo.html They had a very similar joke in the 90's
Oh wow, all names ARE made up. 🤯
I was pleased to find out that there are Ryan George gifs on Twitter! Maybe Facebook, too, but I didn't look there yet.
I wouldn’t be surprised if TH-cam gave Ryan George a golden pineapple instead of a play button for 1 million subs
Now we just need Ryan to reach 10 Million subs for a diamond pineapple.
@@RGC_animation yes.
“Ok. Thank you my Uber driver” Man! ahahahahahahahaha
One of the best sketches in a long time. Worthy of a thing that may or may not be shiny.
Where's the section where one of the audience members come up and slap the presenter if he doesn't like what the presenter says?
Keep Will Smith's name out your f**King comment!
Jarfney.......freaking love that guy.
An award ceremony where each award winner is the the presenter and it's like a relay would genuinely be interesting
Ryan deserves ALL the shiny things!! Thanks for the laughs!
Imagine if they waited just a few months
I think the next skit should be, “The first guy to ever sell something at auction.”
That "finger prince" slipped in at the last second pulled an actual laugh out of me.
Yeah, it made me think of when the Animaniacs made a similar joke.
01:17 i thought that he was gonna say billy LOL
Would've added some time
“Thank you to my wife, and our 3 beautiful children, and the 2 ugly ones” LMFAO
I feel like "Billy" is a stand-in for Chris. Because there's like a million of those in Hollywood right now.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's thanking way too much.
Pork is a great yet underated actor. Dead frog in Cheaper by the Dozen was the classic role.
"Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." 🤣🤣🤣
Ryan pointing out, with impeccable humor, the sometimes innane inner-workings of our system, values and society. Excellent stuff.
🤣😭 LMAO “I want to say thank you to my wife and 3 beautiful children”
Me: Awe, that’s wholesome, especially since this is a reenactment of the first time someone came up with the awards ritual
Todd: “And to my 2 Ugly ones”
Me: 😱🤯😭🤣
As someone whom has never watched an awards show, this skit truly resonates with me.
Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children and our two ugly ones”
-Ryan George
Ryan is a master of breaking down ideas and concepts we're accustomed to. This part though 0:46 😂, our society is cruel lol
“This is going to be a difficult moment for the majority of us”
“Ya I want to get that on camera”
I'm just glad that nobody went up and slapped Todd, that, would've been very awkward!
When he said “and our two ugly ones” made me laugh 😂
you could say when you go on stage, lecturing becomes easy, barely an inconvenience
"...and our two ugly ones-"
The way I just died laughing. I am a ghost now, typing is harder but more rewar
Damn, now I want to see "Detective who's awful at his job".
I like how his insperation is "bad things are good"
The Nobel price has it right. You know in advance and can prepare accordingly
And actually have value not just symbolic.
And the Shiny Thing for Best Disappointee at the previous Big Evening Event goes to... Billy!
"Some things in the word are not good and I think they should be."
-Ryan George
This is how aliens see us. Making a big nonsensical event for a shiny thing that only one person out of hundreds, wins.
I want someone to give this exact speech at the Oscars lol
And now I want season 1 of "Detective Who's Awful at His Job." And I'll never get it. Thanks a lot, Nord.
“I decided” or some variation of it is always involved in this series
I'm just commenting to help with the algorithm because i enjoy ryans things that he does that he deserves a shiny thing for
The Oscars in a NutShell and acurate to the point.
I like shiny things!!!
"fingerprints? That's seems inap- of what country?" Holy shit I'm dead
Me watching this after watching the 2022 oscars: Its missing something
“AND our 2 ugly ones.”
“WHAT.”
🤣🤣🤣
Getting the shiny thing does actually improve most actors salaries for gigs, and not getting the shiny thing but still being nominated is also valuable because now they can be marketed as "shiny thing award nomenee" in movies now or on their album.
Haha.. some things never change
"Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be." - Todd, Shinee Thing Awardee
He should make a new one where the dude gets slapped!!!
"Somethings in the world aren't good, and I think that they should be"
-Todd, 2022
Me: I'm gonna study for my quiz tomorrow.
Ryan's new video: umm I think not
the Detective Who is Bad At His Job show: exist.
the entire Law & Order franchise: "oh, shit!!"
Shiny thing.
Pinecone.
...& PINEAL GLAND!
"All names are made up"
Most true line ever
Only Ryan can wear a mustache over his mustache and not confuse me in the process.
We need “Detective who’s awful at his job” to be a thing.
This was the first awards show I've watched in years!
“No that’s not available in your country” isn’t he in space?
It's Detective Terrible Detective! The Ryan George/B99 crossover I didn't know I needed.
That shiny thing was awarded for the best stuff
Its nice to see you hiring so many actors fir your channel.
Bruh, Detective Who's Awful At His Job is my new favourite show
Such a brave stance Todd took. It’s about time that someone had the courage to stand up and say “I’m against those things that everybody hates.”
Celebrities are so brave
@@LuisSierra42 Very brave.
@@amandapanda5087 And stunning.
They are so brave they just appear in everyone's weird box at home
Now, I respect Todd, I think he's a good man but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said
"All names are made up." This line deserves the Gold Pineapple award.
I agree, James Gunn should totally get it for writing that line for Thor in Infinity War.
Stated the TRUTH ..
"Gold Pineapple Award" You Mean The Shiny Thing
@@JackDManheim It's possible that someone made the joke thousands of years ago. We'll never know.
@@Kineticboy2K1 yea exactly, the joke is so easy to come up with
I cried a little when Todd mentioned some things in the world are not good. So thrilling to see that someone cares. Probably some people are going to do things about the bad things now, so that they aren't as bad, or even cease to occur at all, if possible. It's a historical moment. He really brought awareness about the bad things. That's the first step.
And if more people are aware, and some people are probably going to do something about it now, then all of us can relax a little and just let them. I feel better already.
@@TitularHeroine it's very relieving. But we can all also do something, like joining Todd in pointing out the bad things, like with tweets with hashtags like #stopthebadthings, #ImwithToddregardingthebadthings. Maybe even change our avatars to fit with the "no more bad things" message. It's really not that hard to do that, and it also makes us feel good, as it kind of feels as if we're helping to solve the bad things somehow. And shows we're good people, who oppose the bad things, that's also something that feels nice.
@@petitio_principii I Know! Just today I felt so good about it that I felt like it was okay to make a thing worse, because if I felt good about feeling better about two things, who cares if I didn't care about only one thing! The scales are tipping toward a better world!! And all because-- I decided!
@@TitularHeroine and also we can ruin peoples lives if they disagree with us on bad things I decided!
but I mean we can't just forget the 0th step
“Our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones” had me laughing hysterically
"Blood"
We all know how little boys looks in Ryan verse. I woudn't call them beautiful even if I was the mother.
same as soon as he said it I burst out laughing. I was not expecting it at all
It’s genius, and also so obvious, it makes you wonder why nobody has thought of it before.
@@mborok ikr
"I thought the losers could have some hope right up until the very last second. I thought that might be a fun thing to do." LOL!
Crys in lewandoski
The best joke was near the end of the ad read
lol. I never thought of it that way. That makes the shows even worse. At least at your boring graduation you are guaranteed to get something for your hard work before you leave.
“People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided.” What a beautiful sentence.
kamala harris wouldn't say it better
Billy deserved the shiny thing for his role in The Detective Who's Awful At His Job. That final scene where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day had me in tears.
SPOILERS BRO
@@ZSam0420 mad cuz bad+angry salty kid=Bad angry salty kid+Dads belt
this is a joke of course
Which Billy? That's confusing.
@@CaptChrispy Billy!
@@CaptChrispy billy, duh
3:21 "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones" killed me
“Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be."
The most inspirational quote of the year, he should win another shiny thing for that.
What does he mean by that? I am confused...
@@ZuerstJesus Like all the people who get the Oscar, or any other shiny thing, they love to say something like this. About some world problems: There is a world. There is a problem in the world. And we all today should be more attentive to that problem. Thank you mom and dad. Thank you God. Good bye.
So close, yet completely missing " we should do something about that"
Which idk if they'd ever say
@@1TW1-m5i @Wolfgang A
OK. Thank you for these explanations! Now I understand the sentence:
Some things are bad (for example: There are many people dying because of hunger) and I think it should be good (the hunger in the world should stop and people have enough to eat).
We could call it the Noble Shiny Thing (because it was so noble not after some guy named Nobel).
I'm really surprised the guy with the fancy mustache didn't win, he is obviously the authority.
I know, right?
I think his name was Billy?
It was because of racism and sexism that they didn't win.
@@candycover Are you okay over there?
@@carolyntalbot947 Yes. that was a joke. I was commenting on stuff like the oscars so white.
Someone needs to make a supercut of all the times characters in the Ryanverse "decide" something.
That Uber driver should get a shiny thing for 'Best Shortcut That People Weren't Sure Was Going To Work Out But It Actually Did"
I just appreciate that the Uber driver stuck around to see him get the award.
@@greywolf7577Yes that was very supportive of the Uber Driver.
Best SupportingvDriver?
Also for best Big Evening Event Music.
"And the 2 ugly ones"
It's the little jokes in these that really complete the videos
Hell yes
Actually bust with loud laughter at that
The detective whos bad at his job was really funny too
@@emuliusv all his vids are elite
Ryan has a rare sense of humor
You missed the best joke by not watching the full ad read
I've always found award shows to be kind of off-putting. This video has made me better understand the reasons why.
Agree. Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be.