Imagine being one of the other separatist leaders showing up to a meeting, perhaps with a few ideas you want to put forward but wat tambor is just blasting his new mix tape
Darth Sidious with The Techno Union as part of his plans = extermination of the Jedi Order, galactic domination. Darth Sidious after having The Techno Union killed off = Death Star blown up by a bunch of teenagers and getting thrown into a reactor core by his servant. Do the maths.
The Sorcerors of Rhand would probably say something about how destroying Republics is easier than building and maintaining Empires, and anyways you shouldn't try to go against entropy. They aren't known to be a lot of fun, yet somehow there's a Rhandite at every college party.
Wat? Tambor is a Major playa in the clone wars. He's badass. He's not even able to breathe the non-methane air that everyone else in the room is enjoying...
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wat Tambor the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the CIS would tell you. It's a droid legend. Wat Tambor was a Dank Lord of dem beats, so powerful and so wise he could use the music to influence the beats to create dank memes... He had such a knowledge of the dank beats that he could even keep the music he cared about from losing youtube views. The dank side of the music is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his music, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the youtuber EliteMasterLordofAll everything he knew, then EliteMasterLordofAll killed him while he was listening to his own beats. It's ironic - he could save music from losing popularity, but not himself.
+EliteMasterLordofAll Heat death will only happen if we survive the Techno star (A huge speaker the size of our solar system). That is why we need a 10 hour version because that is long enough for the entire universe to explode due to techno overload.
Star Wars episode IX: The rise of Skywalker: As Rey is defeated by Emperor Palpatine and horribly scared by his force lightning Kylo Ren tries to redeem himself by confronting the Emperor but also fails. Everything is lost. The resistance fleet was evaporated by the third death star and the Final order fleet. Platinum stormtroopers take control over all the planets across the galaxy. The emperor has finally triumphed.... BUT, in the distance, something strange is happening. A weird noise from the darkness of outer space catches the Emperor's ear. It's a strange beat. He cannot believe what he's listening to and asks his guards if his ears deceive him but they confirm his most feared thought. The techno-beat gets louder and louder and it's obvious for everyone what's happening. Wat Tambor's army of separtist forces (now known as the CTS, confederacy of techno systems) have come for revenge after almost 54 years since Palpatine ordered their execution by the hand of Darth Vader. As the mothership lands in front of Palpatine, DJ Tambor steps out and walks slowly towards him. Palpatines force lightning bends around Tambor, as he is protected by an ancient force known as the bass. Palpatine realizes all hope is lost as he sees Tambor (Master Techno Knight Tambor) twist the knob on his suit, which controls the volume and also bass of the whole Techno fleet, 1080 degrees. Palpatine, the third death star and the Final Order disintegrates and gets reduced to ash in a matter of milliseconds. DJ Master Techno Knight Tambor becomes the emeperor of the galaxy and makes Coruscant capital once again, and establishes the Techo Order, complimented by the bass temple, built upon the remains of the Jedi Temple. These bass knights become the ravekeepers of the new galaxy, with the resurrected Bass Windu as their leader. End of the saga.
I was caught watching this In the middle of class by my teacher and she said "is this more important than your work?" and I looked at her and said "yes" then got my phone taken away.
I don't even care about the Wat Tambor in the movies, you have singlehandedly recreated this character for me XD he is now a rave god and the techno union army is just a rave group that are listened to by all the universe. Including tie fighter pilots!
Snerfleblert ...Hope to one see a new ip created (someday!) that is all about varoius musicians and artisans "trolling" the known GALAXY with magnificent beats!
Obi-wan, flying his fighter in the middle of a giant space battle: “Commander Cody, how can I tell the trade federation starships from the techno union?” Cody: “The strobe lights, sir!”
If Wat Tambor would've played this on Mustafar, he might've even beat Anakin to become Darth Subwoofer, thus overthrowing Uncle Palps and ruling the Galaxy.
Confederacy of Independent Systems: Attack the Jedi with our army of battle droids Corporate alliance: Use the most overpowered tanks and missile launching droids Techno Union: Have some weed and chill out as we jam to art
Indeed commander. My Tactical Droid TX-50 and my assistant OOM-895 can't stop listening to it. I swear they are going to blow out their audio receptors. Then again, I really have no room to talk because they got it from me, I've been listening to it for about 3 days straight...
It's official..I will never look at this or any other movie scene the same way again without chuckling at the familiar parts! I'm humorously scarred for life! LOL😭😭
I just imagine them trying to get any business done while the TECHNO UNION is raving in the background. If the only way to win is at the cost of these sick beats, the techno union chooses oblivion.
Me-pass me the aux cord Friend- okay what song are we listening to? Me- “the techno union army is at your disposal” Friend- what? (Song plays) OH GOD MY EARS (crashes car on interstate)
I don't understand how the Techno Union lost the war.
Bass wasn't strong enough.
They spent all there money on Disco Droids
TyrStark they didn't have the high ground
I DONT UNDER STAND HOW THIS DOES NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS.
oops caps its so loud:)
How did Anakin manage to kill him without getting totally deaf?
Imagine the Republic capturing you for your war crimes and you find out he's going to be your cellmate.
Subaru Loves You Too I don’t see the problem here
@subaru loves you too do you think you can Join the techno union and be a part of IT? That would be really awesome.
Gonna be the most lit jail time experience ever
As long as i can bring my poi spinners
Fuck yeah
Techno is the pathway to many dance moves, some consider to be unnatural.
GameFreaker Is it possible to learn this power?
@@isaiahgorski4030 Not from a jedi.
LMAO!! XD
And.. we.. shall.. have.. beats.
HA^^ nice
Imagine being one of the other separatist leaders showing up to a meeting, perhaps with a few ideas you want to put forward but wat tambor is just blasting his new mix tape
best comment in this section...
This is hilarious after I imagined it XD.
And he and Dooku are best buds so the other members can't force him to stop through the Count.
FUN FACT: "tambor" means "drum" in spanish.
This is absolutely canon.
Therealyaddayaddaman Shit I did not draw that together and I know spanish myself. Why didn’t I think of that lol.
Techno Union: A Star Wars Story
Lucasfilm pls
10/10 would go see it 10 times.
Melkor i would pay to see that
Techno union: A star wars story > rogue one and solo
The scene George Lucas always wanted to add
"It's like poetry, its just leet beats joined together"
He didn't go far enough in this place
But 10:00 minutes too long lol
Wat Tambor is the key to all of this
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
Vibe Edition
Thats the reason Dooku never invited the Techno Union again to any seperatist meeting
greavous did once dooku was dead on utapau
True story
He throws one last party on Mustafar
And then Skywalker comes and made party the worst in history of the Techno Union.
This probably caused Grievious' health problems
Darth Sidious with The Techno Union as part of his plans = extermination of the Jedi Order, galactic domination.
Darth Sidious after having The Techno Union killed off = Death Star blown up by a bunch of teenagers and getting thrown into a reactor core by his servant.
Do the maths.
Math checks out.
Plagueis invited them) the dude was The Wise indeed)))
The Sorcerors of Rhand would probably say something about how destroying Republics is easier than building and maintaining Empires, and anyways you shouldn't try to go against entropy. They aren't known to be a lot of fun, yet somehow there's a Rhandite at every college party.
Wilson Scraddock “math”
And beaten once again by a bunch of other teenagers.
I love how you turned a forgetful character into a fucking legend xD
Somebody here hasn’t seen the clone wars
I didn’t know Wat Tambor had a bad memory.
Wat? Tambor is a Major playa in the clone wars. He's badass. He's not even able to breathe the non-methane air that everyone else in the room is enjoying...
Look how they massacred my boy
i think he has good memory
so technically General Grievous was just collecting lightsabers for a massive rave on Geonosis
I want to see that
th-cam.com/video/iBpdKkbvrko/w-d-xo.html ur welcome :)@@bolech5221
😂😂😂😂
New hc
I think they use those glowing sticks in Japan at concerts, so... yeah :D
*The bass is strong with this one*
Try speeding it up
Best...Idea...EVERRRRRRR, well, after Elon Musk's stuff.
Roman Wolf thanks
REALLY strong
Sir Bronze Thighs, The Crusader would like, but it’s at 666 likes. I’ll comment instead
If the Separatists played this song at every battle as a Battle Cry, I'm pretty sure they would have won the Clone Wars.
Steven Ader Man fuck that, if i was a clone hearing this I'm chucking my rifle away and dancing.
No fucks given.
Why have the clones turn their backs on the Jedi with Order 66 when you can have them turn against the entire Republic with beats like this?
I hate sand.
Fuck it, Im trying this in Republic at War tomorrow XD
(They would have then been called the droid wars...??) XD
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wat Tambor the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the CIS would tell you. It's a droid legend. Wat Tambor was a Dank Lord of dem beats, so powerful and so wise he could use the music to influence the beats to create dank memes... He had such a knowledge of the dank beats that he could even keep the music he cared about from losing youtube views. The dank side of the music is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his music, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught the youtuber EliteMasterLordofAll everything he knew, then EliteMasterLordofAll killed him while he was listening to his own beats. It's ironic - he could save music from losing popularity, but not himself.
Thanks, LOL :)
Wat Tambor is eternal
Is it possible to learn these lit beats?
What does CIS mean letter by letter?
Confederacy of Independent Systems
The "not this shit again" made me laugh
Samuel Garcia I lol sooo hard when that happened
Doctor: You got 10 min to live
Me:
good choice
10:01*
I'd rather have 20 minutes so I can watch it twice
Anthony Michael Doctor: You've got 10 minutes to live.
You: I'd rather have 20.
*This is NOT how it works.*
i rather play 10 maths that so hard to beat
The Clone Wars was just the galaxies biggest Noise Complaint
`complain!*
Snifey complaint!*
Now we only need a 10 hours version
+Benny Zed Theres just no pleasing you people is there? xD
+EliteMasterLordofAll Only when the video is longer than the universes life time I will be happy
+Benny Zed I guess I'd better get working on it then. When is the heat death of the universe supposed to be again?
+EliteMasterLordofAll Heat death will only happen if we survive the Techno star (A huge speaker the size of our solar system). That is why we need a 10 hour version because that is long enough for the entire universe to explode due to techno overload.
+Benny Zed Did you just reveal the plot for episode 8?
This thing is perfect to deal with noisy neighbors )
" Revenge of the Techno Union "
Иван Терентьев that bassically sounds like an awesome name for an awesome movie.
Star Trek IX: The Techno Takeover...
@@fighter_pilot_1698 woah bud you dont just make a star trek movie out of a star wars meme
Иван Терентьев dew it
Star Wars episode IX: The rise of Skywalker:
As Rey is defeated by Emperor Palpatine and horribly scared by his force lightning Kylo Ren tries to redeem himself by confronting the Emperor but also fails. Everything is lost. The resistance fleet was evaporated by the third death star and the Final order fleet. Platinum stormtroopers take control over all the planets across the galaxy. The emperor has finally triumphed.... BUT, in the distance, something strange is happening. A weird noise from the darkness of outer space catches the Emperor's ear. It's a strange beat. He cannot believe what he's listening to and asks his guards if his ears deceive him but they confirm his most feared thought. The techno-beat gets louder and louder and it's obvious for everyone what's happening. Wat Tambor's army of separtist forces (now known as the CTS, confederacy of techno systems) have come for revenge after almost 54 years since Palpatine ordered their execution by the hand of Darth Vader. As the mothership lands in front of Palpatine, DJ Tambor steps out and walks slowly towards him. Palpatines force lightning bends around Tambor, as he is protected by an ancient force known as the bass. Palpatine realizes all hope is lost as he sees Tambor (Master Techno Knight Tambor) twist the knob on his suit, which controls the volume and also bass of the whole Techno fleet, 1080 degrees. Palpatine, the third death star and the Final Order disintegrates and gets reduced to ash in a matter of milliseconds. DJ Master Techno Knight Tambor becomes the emeperor of the galaxy and makes Coruscant capital once again, and establishes the Techo Order, complimented by the bass temple, built upon the remains of the Jedi Temple. These bass knights become the ravekeepers of the new galaxy, with the resurrected Bass Windu as their leader. End of the saga.
better than the actual movie
Mr Mackey, both the original comment and the first reply are underrated.
How does this only have 25 likes
Fucking lost it at “Bass Windu” lmao
You killed me with ravekeepers xd
I heard sandstorm is popular in Mos Eisley.
i c wat you did thar
I heard Anakin hates that song.
Luke Miles it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
I mean, he's not wrong about that
XDDDDDDD
I guess the Force is insignificant next to the power of the bass.
Nute Gunray is probably raving in the background and Dooku is looking at him like "wtf"
Lord Sidious... Promised us good gig... We only wanted.. *cut off by louder music*
Wanna poss that that in Gmod if only they had the models. Someone get to work and make the Separatist Council on the Workshop.
NUT Gunray
Dooku is raving too
Dooku was probably busy planning out how he wanted to use his new techno union allies for his DJ gig at the Geonosian arena. Jedi dance party anyone?
I was caught watching this In the middle of class by my teacher and she said "is this more important than your work?" and I looked at her and said "yes" then got my phone taken away.
Please stand by and remain calm while the Techno Union deploys droids to deal with her.
Next time when she takes your phone pull another phone out of your pocket and continue watching. The Techno Union will not be silenced.
ALL HAIL THE TECHNO UNION
Shaun Hurst I suggest having 3 phones on you when you do this, the teacher will have respect for your dedication to the joke
Teachers don't believe in opinions, you got to remember that! They only believe in what they claim are "Facts." Lol
How has Obi-Wan still got the ability to hear?
Potrock Stir he has the high ground
The vent where he was hiding didn't receive not as much sound as the other members of the CIS.
Ethan de Mocskonyi this is why they lost, becuase all the leaders had gone deaf so they couldn't make any plans
The_Drop Bear WHAT??
MrJeanlebonjambon
IM SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU
I don't even care about the Wat Tambor in the movies, you have singlehandedly recreated this character for me XD he is now a rave god and the techno union army is just a rave group that are listened to by all the universe. Including tie fighter pilots!
Glad I could give them the publicity they deserve :D
Just the idea of a faction of trolling ravers in the SW universe fills me with lulz.
RAVE GOD TAMBOR
Snerfleblert
...Hope to one see a new ip created (someday!) that is all about varoius musicians and artisans "trolling" the known GALAXY with magnificent beats!
The techno union supplied the super battle droids didn’t they? Sick robots and even sicker beats
I should be studying what am I doing
Achieving enlightenment
You have achieved Amaranth.
What are we all doing?...
Achieving CHIM
The techno union is at your disposal.
"Which side would you rather be on in Star Wars? The Jedi or the Sith?"
TECHNO UNION
I love how Wat Tambor literally jams SO hard that he has to slow down at times (like at 1:03).
Lilam Jazeefa I think you mean Giga-Watt Bassgore
@@NameName2.0 ohh, well then XD
This is the fcking best thing since the invention of french toast
I cant get enough of it
I dunno man, french toast is pretty good
0:16 "I can't hear a damn thing!"
0:39 "For fuck's sake..."
3:34 "Not this shit again!"
6:28 "How is he still going?"
Sebastián Castro needed this thx
if the techno union had control of the death star project, they would replace the laser with a massive speaker
And play techno to destroy alderraan
No it would be both. The laser would just be sound being super powerful
"... And then, a million voices cried out in despair..."
I figured this was just a loop, but this is actually a really well edited 10 minutes! Awesome! *untz untz untz untz untz*
Exactely! I am watching It ALL! Damn!
thats what i thought too! props for the extra effort
"There's some other small changes too... hey! I'm just like George Lucas!"
fucking
LOL
Its been a year, but someone finally noticed :D
Loved that :)
@@EliteMasterLordofAllI noticed too. It’s been seven years but hey I only just watched the one minute version uesterday
This is how I'm celebrating the clone wars revival. With the Pinnacle of clone wars era content.
Boba Vhett I will now play this every May the 4th from now on
Wow they announced the clone wars revival 4 years ago now. Well I still keep coming back this video every so often it's that good.
How can the Techno union lost the war with this lit anthem. Tambor is the new Palpatine now.
After the defeat they went on to selling stereos for space ships to fund their techno blasters.
This video actually restored my will to live
Where was this when Padme needed it?
Shawn the Prawn she was too busy dying of sadness
I tried but didnt work with me
Benedicto Aitor Muro Andrés u ok bro?
Michael Fordude no :(
“I can’t hear a damn thing!”
Wat: “my bad let me turn it up!”
The Techno Union has gratefully accepted your donation, Lord Tyrannus and will spend every credit into conquering new Outer Rim (speaker) systems.
Plot twist: Anakin was so confused when he saw Wat Tambor that he left him alone
Long live the Techno Union. Even years after his death, DJ Tambor is still topping the charts!
Tambor is that one guy who you see sitting in the corner, and you really want to learn why he's like that lol.
I'm glad I don't sit in an office with to many people around me because they would think i'm actually dying from laughter.
HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW 5 GUM
Landmimi Keen
100th like
Stimulate your senses
@@jonathanfurtado3696 Stimulate your SENATE
New five gum. Stimulate your senses.
“We’re going to win this war, not by fighting what we hate, but saving what we love.”
And we will do it...by killing the people we hate.
Didn't Hitler say that?
@@matthewp2794 Rose Tico said it, don't know about Hitler
@@mcstriker I saw something a while ago with Rose's quote (That one) then a quote very similar to it from Hitler.
@@matthewp2794 Rose Tico = Hitler confirmed?
Obi-wan, flying his fighter in the middle of a giant space battle: “Commander Cody, how can I tell the trade federation starships from the techno union?”
Cody: “The strobe lights, sir!”
If Wat Tambor would've played this on Mustafar, he might've even beat Anakin to become Darth Subwoofer, thus overthrowing Uncle Palps and ruling the Galaxy.
Discovering something so wonderfull this late is my life´s greatest regret.
All sins are washed away in the bass
could you imagine if he actually did this how annoyed they'd be
When I saw this during the movie I was blown away!!
Awesome! This guy and the "well, whaddaya know" diner guy are the coolest prequel characters!
Vanlande Dexter Jettster
Confederacy of Independent Systems: Attack the Jedi with our army of battle droids
Corporate alliance: Use the most overpowered tanks and missile launching droids
Techno Union: Have some weed and chill out as we jam to art
weed? you mean ecstasy and amphetamines.... get it right
@@REALdavidmiscarriage *Spice. If you correct someone, do it right.
You fools. The Techno raves of the Techno Union ARE drugs. Even ketamine doesn't stand a chance.
Still waiting on that one hour version I need it for school.
yeah! ... i need something loud long and enough bass to drown out my asshole neighbours shitty music at 3am in the fn morning! xx
Wtf
Florp
LOOOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
D4RTHBUTT K1SS I know it was very selective, but it got the point across
Dude! This is even better than the original! SO GOOD!
+3qui1i6riM Glad you like it =D
This need to become a meme ffs. The CIS demands it.
Indeed commander. My Tactical Droid TX-50 and my assistant OOM-895 can't stop listening to it. I swear they are going to blow out their audio receptors.
Then again, I really have no room to talk because they got it from me, I've been listening to it for about 3 days straight...
*pelvicthrusting intensivies*
he wouldn't techno for an answer
I can only assume you've been fast-tracked into the union ranks for this post
That look on San Hills face always gets me xD
Now thats the look of confusion
San Hill: Tell me, What is that sound? I don't understand...
Tambor: *Intensifies bass*
BlueShit199 😂😂
Looks to me like he's going "Ah yeah, that's the shit I like."
Legend has it he’s still going up to this day
I proofed it, still going.
I just don't fucking care anymore. This is a fucking masterpiece.
The beats are sick with this one.
"Not this shit again" xD
Pâtes Au Saumon for fucks sake
It's official..I will never look at this or any other movie scene the same way again without chuckling at the familiar parts! I'm humorously scarred for life! LOL😭😭
Theyre all afraid to speak up against him, they know he'll just make the music even louder
Molarhead sure can dance.
Sure can
MOLAR HEAD LMAO IM DEAD 😂💀⚰️
There should be a Star Wars: The Techno Wars animated series.
Sounds good to me.
It’s just this but stretched to 22 minutes.
- So what music do you listen to when you go running?
- You wouldn't get it..
You basically become a droid while listening to this
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions suddenly cried out in joy and were suddenly groovin'..."
you need to title this:
you're welcome world
lol
EliteMasterLordofAll the 10 hour or even 1 hour version should be named it ^^^^
I'm your 100th like
Surprisingly underrated.
I just imagine them trying to get any business done while the TECHNO UNION is raving in the background. If the only way to win is at the cost of these sick beats, the techno union chooses oblivion.
I am back here again to watch this for a whole night straight
I can imagine Dooku having to shout over this to the other member and Obi Wan spying on them with a confused face.
Gonna take a wild guess and say the Techno Union never manufactured stealth droids.
3:33
“Not this shit again”😂
6:27
“How is he still going?🤣
Next time I'm stuck in a useless meeting I will just start blasting this over my speakers
Well done mate, you edited the 10 minutes version better than i expected so it was not too repetitive after all :D
*10 HOURS VERSION*
agreed
I second that
I third that
I fourth that
Like order 66 it must be done
aaand in 20 years you can do a re-release just like Lucas
Me: *is on my deatbed*
Son: Dad, are you going to rest in peace?
Me: *turns this masterpiece on* I am now
Why are you on your death bed before your dad?
@@TraceguyRune He is the dad.
@@reinhardofavercland7448 one could say, he IS the father!
*anakin **_NOOOO_** ensues*
why would your son ask if you're going to rest in peace
"This is where the fun begins."
In my head canon the Techno Union’s only purpose was to manufacture the sickest beats for the nightclubs of the galaxy
"I may have gone too far in a few places." - George Lucas
“10th level… thousands of battle droids having a rave party”
I just had to return here after watching the new shenanigans :D
"You promised us new blasters!!!"
"YES. AND WE SENT YOU OUR LATEST GHETTO BLASTER, THE " TRAXBOOMER 7X", 500000 UNITS"
The Techno Union has captured the rebel bass.
This is the greatest moment in Star Wars history.
I swear, every time I look at that respirator thing on his neck, I think he's a robot, and that part is his jawline.
Fuck, now I can't unsee it
Honestly it never fails to make me laugh when it says “oh for fuck sake” and the bass intensifys
If you ever make a longer version of this, remember he appears in Clone Wars
That's what I'm listening when working out
DJ Tambor is dropping the best beats.
Me-pass me the aux cord
Friend- okay what song are we listening to?
Me- “the techno union army is at your disposal”
Friend- what? (Song plays) OH GOD MY EARS (crashes car on interstate)
Something Disney can't destroy
I can finally die. Thank you!
+Ataren
:)
Well, now I'm incapable of dying, all because of this video.
200th like
This is still the most creative thing ever made it’s absolutely perfect. He fucking turns the dial. Genius.
Listened to the whole thing, made some coffee, then listened to it again.
DJ Dooku would be proud.
*Droids doing the shuffle as they march towards Corusant*
Gonna get a new set of Logitech z333 speakers this friday and this is the first song i'm gonna play on it :D
I'll tell you know how it sounds!
fuck man, they can't handle the Bass!
It sound a lot crappier than on my $20 headset
I hope I didn't break anything.
So, how did it sound?
@@mrblackfyre2071 Like I said, it couldn't handle the bass :D Too much. Other then the problem with distorted music, it sounds great
@@feltuzok Awesome.