Hey folks, just so everyone knows, the author of the fanfiction does have autism, which is likely why he's so invested in the Loud House. He seems like a nice guy, again, wish the best for him, hope he keeps writing and keeps having a good time doing it. All love
It's weird, but so is the rest of the internet. Long as the dude's not hurting anybody, it's nothing to get worked up over. Wish I had a fraction of his productivity
Update: As of writing this comment, the author has finished the fanfiction 5 days ago and has announced that he will be making a sequel for the fanfiction. Update 2 (6 March 2024): Good lord the sequel has hit 350k words in 2 weeks. This guy is an absolute madlad regardless of how cringe inducing the fanfic is.
Fun fact: if this story had only 17,000,000 words and you were to take away 10,000,000 of those words, it would still be over 4 times longer than all the major religious texts of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, and Shinto combined
Reminds me of the fanfic thats longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy about Sonic the Hedgehog going around and having sex with random fictional women.
He deserves a Guinness World Record for creating the longest literature in human history, even making the entire Harry Potter books look as thick as a children's picture book.
There's some random chapter of this where they visit Peter Griffin. It ends with them dropping a nuke stronger than a fucking Tsar Bomba on the town and acting like that's a good thing.
@@miguelbranquinho7235 exactly. 800 stories is a stupid upper bound, if there even is one. considering the essentially endless breadth and depth of the english language and our limitless imagination, there have to be at least 2000
There’s a chapter where JD and his posse nuke Quahog, and apparently it was big enough for the cloud to be seen in Boston. So this bomb would be 100MT (As big as the design of the Tsar Bombs, not the one that was tested). Meaning not only was Quahog evaporated, the entirety of Rode Island is evaporated, 700,00+ are dead, 2,000,000+ injured, Boston is effected too, and the shock wave will go around the earth at least 3 times. All of this because JD thought Quahog was a “Villianous Town” I am tempted to make a fanfic of this fanfic that shows the aftermath of this incident, the severity/devastation of JD’s savior complex and the US government and FBI trying to figure out course of action to take.
Watching this and getting to the part about Trump gave me a flashback to reading "Christian Humber Reloaded" in the early 2000's and it ending with the authors' self insert alongside the cast of "Yu-Gi-Ho!" killing George Bush with an energy blast. Time is a flat circle.
Its weird to hear shit like "Chapter 1722" not be in some reference to some shit like the Bible, and instead be in reference to a shitty loud house fanfiction which stretches 18 million wprds
Well to be fair half of the Bible chapter fr be like: Matthew 12:16 Paul 3:6 Genesis 5:16 Peter 1:2 (*btw I have no idea if those are real verses probably one is but I just randomly picked numbers and a chapter name)
The fact that a poorly written Loud House fanfiction has approximately 31.5 million words and over 2,200 chapters really says something about the author. Absolute madlad.
Honestly, out of all the bizarre crap in the Loud House fandom, a self-insert fanfiction with little nsfw stuff is one of the MUCH tamer things I've seen. I actually checked the fanfiction recently, and at the time the last update was 22 hours ago, and in the last chapter- I kid you not- there was a line about making a statue of Icky Vicky and defecating on it or something like that. You can't make this stuff up. Joking aside, I wish I had HALF of that guy's dedication, as a fellow fanfiction writer myself.
@@mcarrowtime7095 I would. This may be absolutely garbage, but he's created _something_ , so its still more valuable and worthy of analysis than most youtube commentary videos.
@@honeybee45678 why would I do that? Just because something requires effort and time doesn’t mean it’s productive. I could walk in a small circle in my bedroom for half an hour, which would require effort and time, but I would gain and produce nothing.
Like that one guy that made a personal Terraria server with over 3,000 NPCs, iirc he said he had over fifteen ongoing storylines in this one solo server alone. The lengths some people will go to in order to tell a hyper-elaborate story that basically they alone will ever fully read is honestly baffling.
I read the first 140 or so chapters (and skimmed over some later ones) about a year and a half ago, and this video reminded me how painful it was. Your set up of a chapter seems pretty much on point for the later ones, but I would personally divide the work into three phases (based on what I have read): the first phase is the best written in my opinion, but this is becasue this phase is just the transcripts of episodes from the Loud House with some random inserts of JD or other OC's (like JD's bethroted/wife), this last until somewhere around chapter 70-90 (I don't quite remember when it changes and you can't force me to go back there). The second phase is when the crossovers really start, there are a few crossovers in the first phase, but not many enough to greatly affect the story. In phase two one of Lincoln's sister's make a machine which allows the characters to enter either other dimensions or movies/games (I can't quite rember which, might be both tbh) which allows the characters to visit various other movies, games and series. Here James copies the plot of various media as he likes, though I'm not sure if he uses transcripts here or if it's written from memory. I don't know how long this phase lasts, but eventually it goes into phase 3 which is what you described in the video with everything in space and 200 characters for each chapters. He does age up Lincoln at one point (I don't rember when) to 17 or 18 I belive so the harem thing is not as bad, but yeah. There are also some yes men in his comments who eventually got their own self inserts into the story and helps him with ideas. It is overall a badly wirtten text, but as you said James should continue writting if it makes him happy, though I am of the strong conviction that no sane person should ever try to read it as it will hurt your brain.
Also are you still reading the story……because I did notice the author included the family from A Quiet Place…..what chapter did team loud Phoenix Storm(what they are called in the FanFiction) meet them? Not sure if you know…. was just wondering.
@@adammartinez8061 No, I stopped reading around may 2022, I don't know when he crossed over with A Quiet Place, but I am not surprised as he crosses over with everything he is intrested in, leading to the unreadable lists of name in the start of each chapter. You could try to find it yourself, but I would recommed against it
Oh the harem thing is worse considering Lincoln now has Cream the rabbit, Amy Rose, and Cosmo from Sonic X in his harem now So that means The World Tree Estate is Epstein Island 2.0 confirmed 💀💀💀💀
Speaking of Harry Potter fan fiction, there's always Magic School Days, which is a crackfic crossing over with My Little Pony of all things. Last I checked, it was approaching the length of the entire series put together, so about a million words.
This is only the longest piece of English literature ever written. As far as I know, the longest piece of literature ever written is 带着农场混异界, an isekai webnovel written by 明宇. It currently has 14462 chapters and around 49 million (piracy websites say 54-55 million, so there are probably some deleted chapters) Chinese characters, which is probably around 30 to 40 million English words in terms of information density.
@@ThePhrog714 First, there’s James Dean. Then, there’s James Dean Knudson. The first guy starred in “Rebel Without a Cause”, a classic motion picture about a teenage protagonist dealing with angst, and lots of it. The second guy… wrote literary cancer that makes My Immortal, and Thirty H’s look like The Epic of Gilgamesh by comparison. Note that the presence of the last name “Knudson” makes an entire world of difference.
Well, actually that isn't really possible. I know this was a joke and all, but 10% of the (I assume you mean US) population would actually be about twice as much as the number of words in this fan fiction. Just to give you an idea how much it actually is.
This is taking the adivce of "just do it till you improve" to the absolute extreme. I'm not sure I've even written as many words as there are in this book, in my whole life.
For you to write 340k words in just a month, you'd have to come up with 11,600 words DAILY. To keep that in perspective, the average writer jots down 1k. Can't you tell that he's just copying and pasting words? Have you read the latest chapter, all it is is word mumbo jumbo. "Suddenly, Lucy Loud's massive Lucy Loud's cosmic eternal almighty nott darkness nizogamourne vampire demon phoenix god angel greatsword." My guess is as great as yours. This resembles that of stream of consciousness, so the author probably wrote whatever came to his mind at the time.
Imagine committing heinous acts and expecting the death penalty but instead you're sentenced to read the entirety of J.D's "The Loud House Revamped" OUT LOUD.
Scrapes of all of the stories on fanfiction net are shared around by AI devs. I don't know how recent the last scrape is, but terabytes of the stuff are in many of the training datasets.
This man could have had a thriving authorship career with that much volume and instead wrote this. Absolute role model
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To be frank he would not have a career as while it’s sheer fucking length is impressive, it’s very poorly written. He could get a job as a transcriber tho because the sheer volume of text he can produce.
Imagine such a scenario. The year is 2126. Archaeologists find in the ruins of the library a book larger than "War and Peace", "The Bible", and "Pan Tadeusz" combined. What will they think about us...
It would somehow compete with all the manuscripts of Christianity combined (There’s like 24,000 of them and each of them are hundreds of pages from what I know)
Remember everyone; the word count could be double, or even triple the word count if the author wrote this in the traditional novel format, and not just fucking flat-on-your-face dialogue. It’s obvious that this behemoth was written by the author for the author, but after millions of words, one would expect to see some form of improvement, especially in the oh, so riveting interactions between characters, but there just isn’t. The only thing going for the author is the gall and attention it took to write the longest, most boring piece of fiction ever conceived.
@@thisguyishere9130 Well since LHR is just scripts of dialogue, and no details or elaboration to the plot, settings or characters that aren’t going to be added to the self-insert’s Thousand Girl Harem… It may as well be a comic without comic art. The only leg-up that Sonichu has over this ‘magnum opus’ is that it has pictures that help you follow the not so cohesive story, at least until chris starts giving his sermon about how he is god half-way through.
the Wandering Inn is 12 million words long and it's actually impressive how quality the story is for how long it is. It's better than like 99% of fantasy books on the market and consistently has well written characters, moments, and builds up the world and meaningful event in the lore. The pace the author keeps for the quality of the story is insane. Its not my favorite piece of fiction because there's so much going on in the world and things can progress pretty slowly, but that's just because I'm not generally a big fan of high fantasy and it's hard for me to keep track of too many characters. I still manage and there are quite a few characters I'm invested in even if sometimes we go halfway across the world do deal with the political situation there and meet a whole new cast of characters that won't intersect with the original cast for hundreds of chapters. It also delves into modern day politics a few times and has some commentary on religion (which feels weird when the characters are in a literal magical world with unexplainable phenomena and supposedly dead Gods and the like.) I don't care about those moments, but they aren't too intrusive and they're veeeery far and few between.
Long stories like this do a disservice to actually good long stories. The wandering inn is 12,000,000+ words and really good. Huge community, over 8,000 paying members on patreon.
This is like the literary equivalent of one of those “epic crossover” pictures you’d see on DeviantArt back in the day. The ones where it’s just a collage of random characters from every kids show/movie under the sun and also the creator’s self-insert is there as well.
not really, most of it are copypastas and wiki pages, if you copy and pasted the same word over and over again would you consider it to be the longest piece of literature?
You still can't deny he's a man of devotion, commitment and sheer freaking will. And you know what? I don't care if he doesn't have talent,you probably don't do either,nor i,not everyone can do or be good at everything, but he still achieved what no man has achieved before
It got concluded on February 20th of this year 1 day after, the creator makes a second part and it already has 70 chapters and its longer than the subspace emissary fanfic
Please note that a lot of the starting chapters have direct rips from TLH script with James and Laney inserted in. The heavy meddle chapter is quite literally episode 3 (iirc) of the real Loud House. Oh yeah the real word count is 34,754,159, too. 9:23 Fun fact, JD's in-universe daughter is referenced in the prologue and appears with zero introduction in the chapter 70-80 range. Somewhere in chapter 1810-1830 around 20 characters just magically appear in the starting paragraph that lists all of the characters, with zero mentions of them from before. If any character _does_ get an introduction, Lincoln will just say "Omg wow its [character] from [series]" any time a new character shows up, and everyone just... agrees?
Damn, that's like, the ultimate logical endpoint of a bad 80s "villain of the week" cartoon. Trapped in some sort of limbo, forced to play the same story over and over and over and over again
JD (the self-insert) is a mad, reality-shifting parasite that takes over would-be victims and makes them mere extensions of itself - more cells that fill out a single, larger organism. the odd villains too are weakened and swayed by it's powers, but remain vigilant, resist assimilation and attempt a last stand... they do not succeed. _" _*_Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!_*_ " - Boomstick, Death Battle - Dr. Eggman VS Dr. Wily._
i searched it up and Alejandro is a character from Total Drama (World Tour) and he gets fricking burned by a volcano and has to be put in a robot suit for a year. not sure what would be more painful to be honest
@DioTheGreatOne I don’t think he’s a total drama fan, I just think JD has the magic power to gain all the information about any show/movie/game he finds in the blink of an eye
-Broke the integer count at least twice over. -Longer than religion multiple times over (at least 4). -Longer than My Immortal, Sonic’s Ultimate Harem, and that Subspace Lucario fic (I forget the name) COMBINED. -Finally stopped on Feb 20, 2024, but immediately got to work on a sequel the very next day (95 chapters and 6.3M words and counting, last I checked). After just over six years, the crazy train never really stopped; it just switched tracks. Say what you want about Autism and/or this fic’s lack of any quality, but you have to be impressed by the sheer commitment this guy has. If this were ever turned into physical print (GOD FORBID), I feel like you’d need an entire storage unit JUST for this story. And with the sequel, probably a full warehouse. I’m equal parts impressed as I am scared of JamesDean5842.
I have this fear for a lot of fanfics, but this one just sells it. So imagine, ancient greeks, egyptians, vikings etc. wrote epics about their gods and historical characters, like they were fanfics back in the day. Are archeologists gonna find the shit we write today, and claim that Lincoln, among the cast of x-men, sailor moon, and "Me" were actual, historical characters/deities?
Seeing what happens in this fanfic and making it perfectly clear about criticism and opinions. You can tell it’s some sort of violent revenge fantasy and if some points that out or criticise this behaviour then you’re a bad meaning who’s gonna die in a horrible way.
I read 2 random chapters and in both of them they started like you said, but after the villain appeared Lincoln: 1. summoned everybody there with telepathy 2. opens a portal with the halo and rings above his head to the broccoli mine in Canada where Stan and Steak Stankco are forever imprisoned and forced to work forever and because of all their work have 4x the muscle mass of hulk and are currently planning to escape 3. then he and every other man in the humongous group sprouts tentacles with suction cups from their chests that latch onto Stan and Steak and absorbs their "massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength" until they're as thin as twigs then all of their abs, wings, and muscles grow larger and they close the portal and talk about how they feel stronger and everything and J.D. tells Lincoln he sure is glad Lincoln put that Egyptian curse on them so they could absorb their muscles. It was just copy pasted, exactly the same thing. I don't know if I was just lucky/unlucky or If he just casually does this all the time in his chapters. mans torturing some guys and stealing their muscles like every time they become swoll.
I have spent a LOT of time around people with this specific kind of autism. I'm on the spectrum myself, and it affects people in different ways. I'm not like this guy, but I've known people that do the exact same thing as him. I find this almost nostalgic more than anything else, because I've had people tell me their own self-insert stories about their favorite cartoons. People like this have a tendancy to take their favorite things and smash them together, and generally seem to have a hard time having original ideas (like how Cris Chan was asked to make something original and made Sonichu instead) I always worry when stuff like this ends up online, because it opens the person up to bullying, so please don't harass anyone that writes like this. They don't have the self-awareness to realize they sound strange, and are doing something completely harmless.
I've tried to get into many hobbies over the years, and yet nothing ever seems to land. I never found much happiness nor willpower to continue my interests, music, art, writing, etc. I see now, where all that strength to do anything has gone. I imagine me and many others have their motivation sucked on and consumed by the person who wrote this like a vampire, leaving likely thousands unable to find a creative passion they like, all to write a fanfiction about a Nickelodeon kids show that is easily longer than the Bible, Torah, and Quran combined.
This would definitely be worse. At least an AI given Wikipedia would be able to answer in coherent sentences and have a large amount of information at its disposal. The AI given this would be indecipherable
Here's a question for all of you❤ If you made a story, and published it, what would you expect from a fanfic that was called (insert story name here) revamped? All answers welcome 🤗
Hey folks, just so everyone knows, the author of the fanfiction does have autism, which is likely why he's so invested in the Loud House. He seems like a nice guy, again, wish the best for him, hope he keeps writing and keeps having a good time doing it. All love
It's weird, but so is the rest of the internet. Long as the dude's not hurting anybody, it's nothing to get worked up over. Wish I had a fraction of his productivity
Ah yes, the Special Interest...
Of course he does 🤣🤣🤣🤣
never underestimate autistic people. what we lack in social skills we make up for in a dedication unmatched anywhere else
@@buzzytrombone4353bruh.
The fact that it's written in screenplay format and is still somehow that long is insane
I thought fanficnet didnt allow that
@@TheSutanian Only in theory
it's only that long because a lot of parts are copy pasted multiple times sadly
It's
What
….Scr…Scr…SCREENPLAY FORMAT BEING THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE???!!!!
Update:
As of writing this comment, the author has finished the fanfiction 5 days ago and has announced that he will be making a sequel for the fanfiction.
Update 2 (6 March 2024):
Good lord the sequel has hit 350k words in 2 weeks. This guy is an absolute madlad regardless of how cringe inducing the fanfic is.
Let me guess... the sequel will be even longer? 🤣
I was in tears from that announcement
@@terrance1310yeah.
And I did suggest a fnaf chapter to the creator, so get ready for chaos.
I regret nothing.
@@CubeytheawesomeF^CK-
Nah that new sequel gonna have more words then all the books in history together lol
Fun fact: if this story had only 17,000,000 words and you were to take away 10,000,000 of those words, it would still be over 4 times longer than all the major religious texts of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Sikhism, and Shinto combined
longer than some nations constituons
It'd be 7x longer than the bible
You the words side by side of one of another and it would reach the moon
As of now, the word count is at 31 million…
@@AshleyVazquez2407”as of now” is the author still writing it?!?!!?!? 🤯
I wish i had as much pure WILL as whoever wrote this lol.
he's autistic, just good ol hyperfixation lmao.
@@still_functionalI'm sure even an autistic person wouldn't be this hyperfixated to the point writing 18 million words.
@@apgaismiba conversely, i cannot imagine anyone who is not extremely neurodivergent remaining hyperfixated enough to write 18 million words
@@still_functional I read a bit the fanfic as I am writing this and I think I know why it was easy to write 18 million words lmfao.
you could create a prime soul with that much willpower
Reminds me of the fanfic thats longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy about Sonic the Hedgehog going around and having sex with random fictional women.
What is it called I need to know
@@_muckIt's Sonic's Ultimate Harem. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
@@NeoMcCarthyite I'm about to have a wild wednesday night
@@NeoMcCarthyitewhy is the title so straight to the point
@@NeoMcCarthyite Do NOT insult Lil Knuckles like that
Sometimes I feel like a dork for writing fan fiction, then I remember that I don't write so much filler that it breaks a website's integer limit.
Lol. True
you are dont worry
I mean, you are a dork, but at least you know when to reel in the word count.
you are a dork
@@IggyTheCool fax
He deserves a Guinness World Record for creating the longest literature in human history, even making the entire Harry Potter books look as thick as a children's picture book.
I agree.
Including Plagiarism?
@@MiJi_29 Fanfiction is fanfiction.
I mean Harry Potter is quite that tho
@@MiJi_29if this was an original piece, it would be plagiarism, but it's just a FanFiction
There's some random chapter of this where they visit Peter Griffin. It ends with them dropping a nuke stronger than a fucking Tsar Bomba on the town and acting like that's a good thing.
Don't they torture Peter Griffin in the fanfic?
@@blknmongl342Yep.
Hey Louis, remember that time we were in a loud house fanfiction hehehehehehe
I heard that Peter Griffin was erased from reality in one of the chapters.
You can just make up anything and it actually sounds like something that would be in it 😅
funniest part of this fanfic is that it slowly devolves to having nothing to do with the subject matter
Its inevitable, how many stories are phisicaly possible with the loud house cast? at most no more than 800, what else was he supposed to do?
@@tomasavendanozacarias5205 Not write something so stupid, for once.
@@miguelbranquinho7235 exactly. 800 stories is a stupid upper bound, if there even is one. considering the essentially endless breadth and depth of the english language and our limitless imagination, there have to be at least 2000
Wait a minute...
@@miguelbranquinho7235totally agree👍
The fact that this is our longest piece of literature means that aliens or archeologists of our future will likely use this to measure our culture
... Dear God...
oh god,please no.
historians 1000 years from now will recognize jamesdean5842 as one of the greatest authors of ours and all time
@@numberonecrate I'm glad I can live in the time of JamesDean5842
Honestly I think that would be accurate
There’s a chapter where JD and his posse nuke Quahog, and apparently it was big enough for the cloud to be seen in Boston. So this bomb would be 100MT (As big as the design of the Tsar Bombs, not the one that was tested). Meaning not only was Quahog evaporated, the entirety of Rode Island is evaporated, 700,00+ are dead, 2,000,000+ injured, Boston is effected too, and the shock wave will go around the earth at least 3 times. All of this because JD thought Quahog was a “Villianous Town”
I am tempted to make a fanfic of this fanfic that shows the aftermath of this incident, the severity/devastation of JD’s savior complex and the US government and FBI trying to figure out course of action to take.
“I am tempted to make a fanfic of this fanfic that shows the aftermath of this incident” shut up and take my money!!!
@@JimLarryDanalright I’m doing it!
thanks and good luck and make sure to tell us the title when you post it@@amethystrose2671
PLEASE let us know when it's done!! I'd love to read it lmao
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this is almost at the level of my lego storyline from when i was 8
Real
That sounds fun
we all know that the lego minifigure lore was far longer than this
Ralatable.
Almost?
Watching this and getting to the part about Trump gave me a flashback to reading "Christian Humber Reloaded" in the early 2000's and it ending with the authors' self insert alongside the cast of "Yu-Gi-Ho!" killing George Bush with an energy blast.
Time is a flat circle.
Nothing more empowering than pretending to energy blast your least favorite politician on Fanfiction.net
As a wise man once said, “History doesn’t repeat. But it sure does rhyme,”!
@@Nameless-ln5mrsadly we will never know who he was, for he was energy blasted before anyone saw his face
Beautifully basedo! Peak Kino, I kneel!
"You think God stays in heaven because he too, fears what he has created?"
-Spy Kids 2
There is no fucking way spy kids said that 😭 🙏🏻
@@BillyBobFerguson correct, it was spy kids 2
@@TheScholarOfLemons how 💀💀
@@BillyBobFergusonbecause reasons
@@BillyBobFerguson It was good 'ol Steve Buscemi
Its weird to hear shit like "Chapter 1722" not be in some reference to some shit like the Bible, and instead be in reference to a shitty loud house fanfiction which stretches 18 million wprds
It's not shitty though. Also the Bible is short.
@@vectoralphaSec you cant read this fanfiction and say it aint shitty
Well yeah if you compare it to this monstrocity@@vectoralphaSec
@@vectoralphaSec watch "screaming the entire bible" and you will realize its actually very painful
Well to be fair half of the Bible chapter fr be like: Matthew 12:16 Paul 3:6 Genesis 5:16 Peter 1:2
(*btw I have no idea if those are real verses probably one is but I just randomly picked numbers and a chapter name)
The fact that a poorly written Loud House fanfiction has approximately 31.5 million words and over 2,200 chapters really says something about the author. Absolute madlad.
Autism is a spectrum, and he's got a monopoly
@@tomasavendanozacarias5205genius reply
@@tomasavendanozacarias5205my sides br- _💀_
@@tomasavendanozacarias5205 Such a beautifully succinct way to put it.
around 15k words written each day for 6 years is crazy
The people at the Library of Babel would think that thing is too much for them.
How long do you think it would take to find this entire fanfic in there?
@@samuelkral414Never. Theoretically it's in there somewhere but practically it will never be possible (or at least not in our lifetimes).
@@theEWDSDS Yeah true :/
@@theEWDSDS It could be the first book you check.
@@AnotherTowerDev well, it wasn't
Honestly, out of all the bizarre crap in the Loud House fandom, a self-insert fanfiction with little nsfw stuff is one of the MUCH tamer things I've seen. I actually checked the fanfiction recently, and at the time the last update was 22 hours ago, and in the last chapter- I kid you not- there was a line about making a statue of Icky Vicky and defecating on it or something like that. You can't make this stuff up. Joking aside, I wish I had HALF of that guy's dedication, as a fellow fanfiction writer myself.
autism will do that to a guy
“Humans can never be productive without profit incentive!”
Humans without profit incentive:
I wouldn’t call this productivity
@@mcarrowtime7095 I would. This may be absolutely garbage, but he's created _something_ , so its still more valuable and worthy of analysis than most youtube commentary videos.
@@mcarrowtime7095 then make a 17 million letter long fanfiction
@@honeybee45678 why would I do that? Just because something requires effort and time doesn’t mean it’s productive. I could walk in a small circle in my bedroom for half an hour, which would require effort and time, but I would gain and produce nothing.
@@mcarrowtime7095you would burn a few calories
The dude is just doing a whole online roleplay by himself but typing it as a fanfiction
fanfiction is just roleplaying with yourself
@@SheepsAhoy.:(
Like that one guy that made a personal Terraria server with over 3,000 NPCs, iirc he said he had over fifteen ongoing storylines in this one solo server alone. The lengths some people will go to in order to tell a hyper-elaborate story that basically they alone will ever fully read is honestly baffling.
Eventually the gods got bored of watching Sisyphus push a boulder, so they decided to make him write a summary of The Loud House Revamped instead.
I read the first 140 or so chapters (and skimmed over some later ones) about a year and a half ago, and this video reminded me how painful it was. Your set up of a chapter seems pretty much on point for the later ones, but I would personally divide the work into three phases (based on what I have read): the first phase is the best written in my opinion, but this is becasue this phase is just the transcripts of episodes from the Loud House with some random inserts of JD or other OC's (like JD's bethroted/wife), this last until somewhere around chapter 70-90 (I don't quite remember when it changes and you can't force me to go back there). The second phase is when the crossovers really start, there are a few crossovers in the first phase, but not many enough to greatly affect the story. In phase two one of Lincoln's sister's make a machine which allows the characters to enter either other dimensions or movies/games (I can't quite rember which, might be both tbh) which allows the characters to visit various other movies, games and series. Here James copies the plot of various media as he likes, though I'm not sure if he uses transcripts here or if it's written from memory. I don't know how long this phase lasts, but eventually it goes into phase 3 which is what you described in the video with everything in space and 200 characters for each chapters.
He does age up Lincoln at one point (I don't rember when) to 17 or 18 I belive so the harem thing is not as bad, but yeah. There are also some yes men in his comments who eventually got their own self inserts into the story and helps him with ideas. It is overall a badly wirtten text, but as you said James should continue writting if it makes him happy, though I am of the strong conviction that no sane person should ever try to read it as it will hurt your brain.
Reading 140 chapters is incredible, huge respect for that lmao, I could barely get through 10
Also are you still reading the story……because I did notice the author included the family from A Quiet Place…..what chapter did team loud Phoenix Storm(what they are called in the FanFiction) meet them? Not sure if you know…. was just wondering.
@@adammartinez8061 No, I stopped reading around may 2022, I don't know when he crossed over with A Quiet Place, but I am not surprised as he crosses over with everything he is intrested in, leading to the unreadable lists of name in the start of each chapter. You could try to find it yourself, but I would recommed against it
Oh the harem thing is worse considering Lincoln now has Cream the rabbit, Amy Rose, and Cosmo from Sonic X in his harem now So that means The World Tree Estate is Epstein Island 2.0 confirmed 💀💀💀💀
@@wuspoppin125lmao, Epstein island got a sequel 💀💀💀💀💀
I once read part of a harry potter fanfiction that was 97 chapters long and was mostly filler. I lost interest at like the 30th chapter
How did you not lost interest before?
Is it the one about Ebony
@@Nombrenooriginal idk
@@Connerboss2007 that one isn't that long and there's very little filler
Speaking of Harry Potter fan fiction, there's always Magic School Days, which is a crackfic crossing over with My Little Pony of all things. Last I checked, it was approaching the length of the entire series put together, so about a million words.
Bro makes war and piece look like a single page 💀
Its audiobook is gonna make The Gates of Delirium seem like You Suffer
@@fezcrystal9the audiobook for this would be some sh they would use on you in the deepest layer of hell
The funny thing to me is that the writer of Loud House is very particular about page counts and format and I bet this would drive him insane 😂
Hot Take: If You wanna read The Loud House Revamped, just read Chapters 1-500.
Clearly you are not a real loud house revamped fan
The later chapters are PURE WORD SALAD. I can see why Stickman said what they said.
Part Skipper!
Fake fans istg... If you can't handle the whole thing, why even read it? Gtfo!!!
This is only the longest piece of English literature ever written. As far as I know, the longest piece of literature ever written is 带着农场混异界, an isekai webnovel written by 明宇. It currently has 14462 chapters and around 49 million (piracy websites say 54-55 million, so there are probably some deleted chapters) Chinese characters, which is probably around 30 to 40 million English words in terms of information density.
Is it as meandering as this fanfic?
@@beegsquare4123 Meandering? Probably not. But let's say it's slightly less repetitive and actually has a plot.
What can you even do in 14462 chapters? Like how many plots have been finished, or god forbid the original plot is still going on?
What isekai web novel hasn't delved into the thousands?
@@auncreativename8375 So i skimmed through the novel. Basically every two thousand chapters or so the protagonist ascends to a higher realm.
Now we need to see how canonically powerful James Dean is
He's the stupidest god ever 💀
Mary sue hax is too powerful
MONUMENTMYTHOS be like
i desperately need an interview with J.D. what is he cooking.
Problem is, if you look up James Dean, the famous guy comes up. It's tragic
@@_muckwhat do you mean those are the same person obviously
@@ThePhrog714 First, there’s James Dean. Then, there’s James Dean Knudson. The first guy starred in “Rebel Without a Cause”, a classic motion picture about a teenage protagonist dealing with angst, and lots of it. The second guy… wrote literary cancer that makes My Immortal, and Thirty H’s look like The Epic of Gilgamesh by comparison. Note that the presence of the last name “Knudson” makes an entire world of difference.
Bro has 10% of the american population in his harem at this point
Well, actually that isn't really possible. I know this was a joke and all, but 10% of the (I assume you mean US) population would actually be about twice as much as the number of words in this fan fiction. Just to give you an idea how much it actually is.
@@Chris01114 shut up nerd
@@Chris01114 "I, Y/N have 69696969696969696969696969696969 women in my harem"
There, done.
This is taking the adivce of "just do it till you improve" to the absolute extreme. I'm not sure I've even written as many words as there are in this book, in my whole life.
My brother in Christ “How bad could it be” was not a challenge
Gotta give the author some credit
They were able to continue this fanfiction for so long
the greatest piece of literature ever made.....
For you to write 340k words in just a month, you'd have to come up with 11,600 words DAILY. To keep that in perspective, the average writer jots down 1k.
Can't you tell that he's just copying and pasting words? Have you read the latest chapter, all it is is word mumbo jumbo.
"Suddenly, Lucy Loud's massive Lucy Loud's cosmic eternal almighty nott darkness nizogamourne vampire demon phoenix god angel greatsword."
My guess is as great as yours. This resembles that of stream of consciousness, so the author probably wrote whatever came to his mind at the time.
Well, great is a synonym for big, so...
Imagine someone discovering this in thsouands of years, this is seen as our times oddesy
Imagine this being shown to the generations of the far future in schools. They would have to write long essays, studying James's powers and his harem.
i laughed so hard at the "pissing and shitting" section that i (ironically) pissed all over my toilet seat and nearly dropped my phone
Life imitates art.
Imagine committing heinous acts and expecting the death penalty but instead you're sentenced to read the entirety of J.D's "The Loud House Revamped" OUT LOUD.
I think that would be more of a punishment for the one who has to read it to you...
Imagine training an AI on this
That's an idea. Hard to say if it's in any way fits into human's comprehension of "good or bad", but it's is an idea
Scrapes of all of the stories on fanfiction net are shared around by AI devs. I don't know how recent the last scrape is, but terabytes of the stuff are in many of the training datasets.
Would be an upgrade over Twitter
If an AI was fed this, it would be corrupted.
This is how you make skynet
"i spread black angel wings that are darker than the night"
pure poetry
This man could have had a thriving authorship career with that much volume and instead wrote this. Absolute role model
To be frank he would not have a career as while it’s sheer fucking length is impressive, it’s very poorly written. He could get a job as a transcriber tho because the sheer volume of text he can produce.
Imagine making a movie out of this
they could make like 10 movies out of this, probably more
It'd basically be Pooh's Adventures, but on the big screen.
Adapting Blood Meridian is probably easier
If this dude died, he'd spend his whole afterlife adding more chapters to his stupid Loud House fic
Saint Peter would let him in Heaven just because if the devil claims him, the Devil will make all those in Hell read this guys eternal works
@@jamesknapp64 You know the guy is autistic right? There's no reason to shit on him, even if his work is bad.
Imagine such a scenario. The year is 2126. Archaeologists find in the ruins of the library a book larger than "War and Peace", "The Bible", and "Pan Tadeusz" combined. What will they think about us...
It would somehow compete with all the manuscripts of Christianity combined
(There’s like 24,000 of them and each of them are hundreds of pages from what I know)
Remember everyone; the word count could be double, or even triple the word count if the author wrote this in the traditional novel format, and not just fucking flat-on-your-face dialogue.
It’s obvious that this behemoth was written by the author for the author, but after millions of words, one would expect to see some form of improvement, especially in the oh, so riveting interactions between characters, but there just isn’t. The only thing going for the author is the gall and attention it took to write the longest, most boring piece of fiction ever conceived.
it is confirmed to be 30 million words plus
So Chris-Chan but instead of making comics, he decided to write a fanfic
@@thisguyishere9130 Well since LHR is just scripts of dialogue, and no details or elaboration to the plot, settings or characters that aren’t going to be added to the self-insert’s Thousand Girl Harem… It may as well be a comic without comic art. The only leg-up that Sonichu has over this ‘magnum opus’ is that it has pictures that help you follow the not so cohesive story, at least until chris starts giving his sermon about how he is god half-way through.
the Wandering Inn is 12 million words long and it's actually impressive how quality the story is for how long it is. It's better than like 99% of fantasy books on the market and consistently has well written characters, moments, and builds up the world and meaningful event in the lore. The pace the author keeps for the quality of the story is insane. Its not my favorite piece of fiction because there's so much going on in the world and things can progress pretty slowly, but that's just because I'm not generally a big fan of high fantasy and it's hard for me to keep track of too many characters. I still manage and there are quite a few characters I'm invested in even if sometimes we go halfway across the world do deal with the political situation there and meet a whole new cast of characters that won't intersect with the original cast for hundreds of chapters.
It also delves into modern day politics a few times and has some commentary on religion (which feels weird when the characters are in a literal magical world with unexplainable phenomena and supposedly dead Gods and the like.) I don't care about those moments, but they aren't too intrusive and they're veeeery far and few between.
ty for the book recommendation
YOOO I WAS LOOKING FOR A WANDERING INN COMMENT
@@samisthegreatest6682 READ IT
IT’S STILL GOING HOW MANY CHAPTERS ARE THERE
2,235 as of yesterday
@@ThePhrog714OH MY THATS ALOT.
is this a rogue AI situation like in cyberpunk but the AI just decides to continually write fanfiction for all of eternity😭
How long untill it runs out of scenarios and characters to use
Long stories like this do a disservice to actually good long stories. The wandering inn is 12,000,000+ words and really good. Huge community, over 8,000 paying members on patreon.
This is like the literary equivalent of one of those “epic crossover” pictures you’d see on DeviantArt back in the day. The ones where it’s just a collage of random characters from every kids show/movie under the sun and also the creator’s self-insert is there as well.
Regardless, this guy made history and holds a literary title for longest work ever made… that willpower is crazy good.
not really, most of it are copypastas and wiki pages, if you copy and pasted the same word over and over again would you consider it to be the longest piece of literature?
@@MechanicWonderit's still a piece of literature with a story
@@pamplemoo did you even read it? its barely a story, id consider it one long copypasta since thats what it is
There are both works that are longer, and at 2/3s of it's word count at a relatively consistent high quality. Either way it's not #1
"Literature" is a strong word to use here.
Its wild how the longest piece of literature is so poorly written. The author truly has zero talent.
You still can't deny he's a man of devotion, commitment and sheer freaking will.
And you know what?
I don't care if he doesn't have talent,you probably don't do either,nor i,not everyone can do or be good at everything, but he still achieved what no man has achieved before
confirmed to actually be 30 million words +@@giratinabasado8436
@@giratinabasado8436 being an unemployed loser in their 30s gives you all the time in the world
@@giratinabasado8436 That's dedication not talent
@@giratinabasado8436tell me, can YOU write a fanfic with about a billion words?
Reminds of me of Henry Darger without the art.
The producers of the Loud House should contact or at least give him a shout out on the air.
freddy vs. danger:
@@barkingsandwichhorhorhorhor
It ended... it finally ended... after 2328 chapters... it's FINALLY OVER!
There’s a sequel
@@noahspinelli1240 It will never truly end unless J.D. stops writing stories set in his power-fantasy playhouse of a multiverse.
@@Nameless-ln5mr I'm sure even the grave can't stop this maniac from enriching our world with his work.
@@Nameless-ln5mrbro is just like me when i was 10😢😢😢😢
It got concluded on February 20th of this year
1 day after, the creator makes a second part and it already has 70 chapters and its longer than the subspace emissary fanfic
Epic
february 20th is my birthday
@@ToDCrealjtoh player out in the wild
@@NovaAlt-og2lm
jay’s toes
@@ToDCreal true
Close enough, welcome back Dante from The Divine Comedy‼️‼️‼️
In this house the brawl Lucario self-insert fic is still the longest
I miss smash bros brawl fanfiction and fan content and shit.. that was peak
Its actually like 26-28 million words lmao
Please note that a lot of the starting chapters have direct rips from TLH script with James and Laney inserted in. The heavy meddle chapter is quite literally episode 3 (iirc) of the real Loud House.
Oh yeah the real word count is 34,754,159, too.
9:23 Fun fact, JD's in-universe daughter is referenced in the prologue and appears with zero introduction in the chapter 70-80 range.
Somewhere in chapter 1810-1830 around 20 characters just magically appear in the starting paragraph that lists all of the characters, with zero mentions of them from before.
If any character _does_ get an introduction, Lincoln will just say "Omg wow its [character] from [series]" any time a new character shows up, and everyone just... agrees?
Damn, that's like, the ultimate logical endpoint of a bad 80s "villain of the week" cartoon. Trapped in some sort of limbo, forced to play the same story over and over and over and over again
JD (the self-insert) is a mad, reality-shifting parasite that takes over would-be victims and makes them mere extensions of itself - more cells that fill out a single, larger organism. the odd villains too are weakened and swayed by it's powers, but remain vigilant, resist assimilation and attempt a last stand... they do not succeed.
_" _*_Well, that world's fucked. Our bad!_*_ " - Boomstick, Death Battle - Dr. Eggman VS Dr. Wily._
I don’t know what poor Alejandro was put in this fic and made to poop 100,000 times..but my god.
i searched it up and Alejandro is a character from Total Drama (World Tour) and he gets fricking burned by a volcano and has to be put in a robot suit for a year. not sure what would be more painful to be honest
@@PsychoticSonja so it was the Alejandro I had a small suspicion it was..
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOYYYYY
Least deranged Total Drama fanboy
@DioTheGreatOne I don’t think he’s a total drama fan, I just think JD has the magic power to gain all the information about any show/movie/game he finds in the blink of an eye
5:42 BRO ADDED TWILIGHT SPARKLE WTF
Here nonchalant inclusion in the script hit me like a truck.
-Broke the integer count at least twice over.
-Longer than religion multiple times over (at least 4).
-Longer than My Immortal, Sonic’s Ultimate Harem, and that Subspace Lucario fic (I forget the name) COMBINED.
-Finally stopped on Feb 20, 2024, but immediately got to work on a sequel the very next day (95 chapters and 6.3M words and counting, last I checked). After just over six years, the crazy train never really stopped; it just switched tracks.
Say what you want about Autism and/or this fic’s lack of any quality, but you have to be impressed by the sheer commitment this guy has. If this were ever turned into physical print (GOD FORBID), I feel like you’d need an entire storage unit JUST for this story. And with the sequel, probably a full warehouse.
I’m equal parts impressed as I am scared of JamesDean5842.
It’s a good thing his willpower is directing toward writing and nothing else because we would all be DOOMED otherwise.
God. I'm having flashbacks to sexytimes with wangxian
I have this fear for a lot of fanfics, but this one just sells it.
So imagine, ancient greeks, egyptians, vikings etc. wrote epics about their gods and historical characters, like they were fanfics back in the day. Are archeologists gonna find the shit we write today, and claim that Lincoln, among the cast of x-men, sailor moon, and "Me" were actual, historical characters/deities?
Its like watching a car crash, you cant stop watching it
Remember that this entire book is stored SOMEWHERE in the Library of Babel.
incorrect, the library of babel contains only lowercases, spaces and periods, and this story contains uppercase, colons, commas, etc.
couldn't you just type out all symbols that aren't in the Library? The Idea of LHR would be there, at least
8:00 I do not think I have laughed harder at anything in my entire life
Seeing what happens in this fanfic and making it perfectly clear about criticism and opinions. You can tell it’s some sort of violent revenge fantasy and if some points that out or criticise this behaviour then you’re a bad meaning who’s gonna die in a horrible way.
So Berserk, but Guts has autism.
I read 2 random chapters and in both of them they started like you said, but after the villain appeared Lincoln:
1. summoned everybody there with telepathy
2. opens a portal with the halo and rings above his head to the broccoli mine in Canada where Stan and Steak Stankco are forever imprisoned and forced to work forever and because of all their work have 4x the muscle mass of hulk and are currently planning to escape
3. then he and every other man in the humongous group sprouts tentacles with suction cups from their chests that latch onto Stan and Steak and absorbs their "massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength" until they're as thin as twigs
then all of their abs, wings, and muscles grow larger and they close the portal and talk about how they feel stronger and everything and J.D. tells Lincoln he sure is glad Lincoln put that Egyptian curse on them so they could absorb their muscles.
It was just copy pasted, exactly the same thing. I don't know if I was just lucky/unlucky or If he just casually does this all the time in his chapters. mans torturing some guys and stealing their muscles like every time they become swoll.
This is some Greek mythology shit
this is made ten times funnier if you imagine JD as JD from heathers
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING .
If this was adapted into an actual film it would possible be longer than the extended versions of Lord of the Ring and Hobbit Trilogies combined...
@conorhamersleyspage8173
It would probably be a lot longer than that tbh
Fun fact, this is longer than one of the longest books "Rememberance of Things Past."
the longest and one of the greatest
@@ASTR0TALKSPHILOSOPHYThe Blah Story
Marienbad My Love
In search of lost time
Infinite Jest
Is this a challenge?
@@LorenzoBorromeo-bb8ve in search of lost time IS remembrance of things past.
This is the most perverse cry for help ive ever witnessed. My god.
This has a similar mishmash energy that permeates off of sonichu, and that deeply terrifies me
I could achieve so much with that much willpower and this guy decided to use that superpower for… this.
I have spent a LOT of time around people with this specific kind of autism. I'm on the spectrum myself, and it affects people in different ways. I'm not like this guy, but I've known people that do the exact same thing as him.
I find this almost nostalgic more than anything else, because I've had people tell me their own self-insert stories about their favorite cartoons. People like this have a tendancy to take their favorite things and smash them together, and generally seem to have a hard time having original ideas (like how Cris Chan was asked to make something original and made Sonichu instead)
I always worry when stuff like this ends up online, because it opens the person up to bullying, so please don't harass anyone that writes like this. They don't have the self-awareness to realize they sound strange, and are doing something completely harmless.
RIP bowser sacrificing himself to defeat thanos
I've tried to get into many hobbies over the years, and yet nothing ever seems to land. I never found much happiness nor willpower to continue my interests, music, art, writing, etc.
I see now, where all that strength to do anything has gone.
I imagine me and many others have their motivation sucked on and consumed by the person who wrote this like a vampire, leaving likely thousands unable to find a creative passion they like, all to write a fanfiction about a Nickelodeon kids show that is easily longer than the Bible, Torah, and Quran combined.
great intro! its cool to see your editing and presentation evolve!
I can't believe this guy hasn't seen Fairly Odd Parents
This amount of words is more than enough to fill that library in that one avatar episode
To be honest, I don’t know if giving an AI this or the 23 terabytes of Wikipedia would be worse.
Wikipedia?
This would definitely be worse. At least an AI given Wikipedia would be able to answer in coherent sentences and have a large amount of information at its disposal. The AI given this would be indecipherable
Guys it’s just a really committed fan fiction parody
at this point, the author hasn’t become the joke, nor the circus, this guy became the entire comedy industry 😭
If this is a parody, then the Mark Twain Prize for Humor should be renamed the James Knudson Prize.
I definitely did not expect the Loud House fandom to break this record 😂
Every fictional character? I really hope that includes at least SOMEONE from one of the more obscure franchises I like. God that would be cool.
Same.
Modern Day Dante’s Inferno
Autism is too powerful.
James Joyce has been real quiet since this masterpiece dropped.
This is a close competitor to Sonichu for best fever dream
this is what would happen if you took all the scenarios i made up in my brain, replaced all the characters, and wrote it down.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SHIDDED PANTS
the longest piece of human literature ever created, and a good chunk of it is just...shidded pants.
It’s the “author”’s poorly hidden fetish
imagine if this was a live action movie 😭😭😭
I think trying to put the first couple hundred pages on the big screen would bankrupt Hollywood.
Here's a question for all of you❤
If you made a story, and published it, what would you expect from a fanfic that was called (insert story name here) revamped?
All answers welcome 🤗
this is so fucking hilarious oh my god
I’m just going to pretend that the self-insert is the actual James Dean, making this far more entertaining.
so big that it bypasses the total amount of colors in a monitor