1961 West German Military Survival Ration MRE Review Dried Meat & Cola Chocolate Bar Oldest Eaten

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  • @jamesrein1996
    @jamesrein1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    Nuclear fallout happens.
    Steve: Finally some good fucking food.

    • @LaurenMiddleton28
      @LaurenMiddleton28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂🤣

    • @albertlozano2850
      @albertlozano2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @ReddoFreddo
      @ReddoFreddo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not like the chocolate in there is "special mre chocolate" Germans are just good at making chocolate, and people like Steve1989 notice cause they focus on the flavor. Many people would eat that chocolate bar and not appreciate the complex flavor.

    • @kaytea.
      @kaytea. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aphid8494 these radiation levels are off the charts, nice!

    • @stardust6004
      @stardust6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nuclear dust all over the place?? Better get this out onto a tray!

  • @photolabguy
    @photolabguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    Is it weird for me to say that this MRE is one of the sexiest I've seen? Outstanding packaging.

    • @124Andro
      @124Andro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      photolabguy this

    • @henryettoit897
      @henryettoit897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      as sexy as nazi uniforms...which is to say, very

    • @caccadu12
      @caccadu12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      photolabguy deutsche haben Style lel

    • @jonasmuller3815
      @jonasmuller3815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jap es ist einfach mal so gut erhalten wegen dem Tape etc. :D

    • @sunkorg
      @sunkorg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Agreed; the meticulous packaging is strangely pleasing. :)

  • @hikingworm1028
    @hikingworm1028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3879

    Not sure if I should taste this... Let me taste it to make sure.

    • @CKing-388
      @CKing-388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HikingWorm LOL!

    • @adityagorain9808
      @adityagorain9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      If he dies...he dies

    • @theusercreator5978
      @theusercreator5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What a man

    • @zarazagoza1
      @zarazagoza1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If he dies, he dies for our entertainment

    • @2000xtremefocus
      @2000xtremefocus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aditya Gorain LOL I totally read that in Drago’s voice

  • @dominiksoudil5568
    @dominiksoudil5568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    I always marvel at Steve’s ability to translate every single language, as long as it’s written on an MRE

    • @mwinton1986
      @mwinton1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It’s called google translate 😆

    • @petershalashaska7886
      @petershalashaska7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      I like to imagine he knows every language

    • @BloxEzio3
      @BloxEzio3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@petershalashaska7886 Yes, it's better that way

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Literally Germans : "Our Reich will last a 1000 years" "Herr Komandant we just lost this war and lost all others we should find something else..." "Fine Kameraden, OUR MILITARY RATIONS WILL LAST A THOUSAND YEARS !!!" "That's ze spirit !"

    • @Quert_Zuiopue
      @Quert_Zuiopue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's no mre, but a survival ration.

  • @TheQuietFame
    @TheQuietFame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    The chocolate you like that much is named scho-ka-kola. They're still manufacturing with the same ingredients since 1935!

    • @AlexandraPeters70
      @AlexandraPeters70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      They still have it !

    • @NMad-kp2bu
      @NMad-kp2bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      mit = with ?

    • @starstencahl8985
      @starstencahl8985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      N. Mad yes

    • @NMad-kp2bu
      @NMad-kp2bu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@starstencahl8985 thanks

    • @JamesRPatrick
      @JamesRPatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Just ordered some. They have dark chocolate and milk chocolate options.

  • @airindiana
    @airindiana 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    “The German military would make a survival situation seem pretty. nice!” Lmao

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      *NICE!*

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *_N'KAY_*

    • @FUNKER420
      @FUNKER420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No it's pretty... NIce

    • @exiz6935
      @exiz6935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Über Alles

    • @Blaaggarding
      @Blaaggarding 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      There a couple of million people who would disagree with that opinion

  • @jokkepokke95
    @jokkepokke95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5405

    hey dad, why is my sister named rose
    because your mother loves roses
    ok, thanks dad
    no problem, 1961 cola chocolate bar

    • @starshot5172
      @starshot5172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Nice 😂😂😂

    • @insaneclownhoty
      @insaneclownhoty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMFAO!

    • @Drebolaskan
      @Drebolaskan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Imagine the emptiness after he finishes that bar, damn I kinda feel bad for Steve 😢

    • @jaidenssleepy
      @jaidenssleepy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eont get it

    • @thecrippster3457
      @thecrippster3457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaidenssleepy the sons name is 1961 cola chocolate bar

  • @boneheaded9751
    @boneheaded9751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2114

    "I don't understand how this chocolate is so amazing. It's like nothing I've ever had before." Spends the next 10 hours obsessively vacuuming the carpets.

    • @jaydenslaptop
      @jaydenslaptop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      His immune system has risen beyond human capacity. He no longer even gets constipated

    • @CrashoutsDaily
      @CrashoutsDaily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I get it ,I'm sorry everyone else missed it

    • @coyhill3548
      @coyhill3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Lmaoooo definitely them Germans put that in every thing they could lol

    • @EnergyTRE
      @EnergyTRE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      rofl

    • @Thekenkrieger1
      @Thekenkrieger1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Good old Pervitin

  • @jonathanjones770
    @jonathanjones770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2882

    "Smells kinda foul and unpleasant....i kinda like it"

    • @kiop2336
      @kiop2336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hail Eris, Our Lady Discord ;)

    • @650Ryder
      @650Ryder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can’t believe Steve hasn’t sh!t out half of his intestines by now. Mans an animal...

    • @kikisekscotermann5332
      @kikisekscotermann5332 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classi Steve. :3

    • @tomtian895
      @tomtian895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he ate it.

    • @TheOldWarden
      @TheOldWarden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same as a womans butthole

  • @BSJDynasty
    @BSJDynasty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2534

    NOTKARAMELLE translate to "EMERGENCY FUDGE" which is kinda hilarious to me

    • @Leothelion357
      @Leothelion357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Haltlose Gainz Mom where’s the emergency fudge!!? 😂😂😂

    • @OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL
      @OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      And Fleischwürfel means translated "meat cube" even tough it looks like a bar

    • @santiagomachado7378
      @santiagomachado7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      HANZ
      GET ZE EMERGENZY FUDGE

    • @cuckycuckcuck7431
      @cuckycuckcuck7431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@OMMOBILIEN-MOGUL *meat dice

    • @daimyopurgatory
      @daimyopurgatory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Deploy The emergency fudge

  • @gabrielrmusic3449
    @gabrielrmusic3449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Steve: “These caramels are kind of addictive."
    The Meth: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

    • @junaeidahmed6656
      @junaeidahmed6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      It's from 1961 ww2 ended years ago so no there weren't any meth in the caramels

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Meth?

    • @concentratecorner1744
      @concentratecorner1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@tori9365 soldiers were given stimulants to keep them awake and alert during ww2

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@concentratecorner1744 really

    • @dadshirt6681
      @dadshirt6681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@tori9365 yes

  • @michaelgrossman5059
    @michaelgrossman5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    I think Steve has a couple superpowers including iron gut, unshakable happiness, calming effect on all and he can read any language if it's written on an MRE

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice

    • @Smartyvoy
      @Smartyvoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Let's get this out onto a tray"

    • @MA_KA_PA_TIE
      @MA_KA_PA_TIE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Smartyvoynice

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      @suzyrottencrotch5132 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @TheDonBro
    @TheDonBro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Ahhh fuck it! One more before bed 😂
    Oh wow, you fully read that whole German sheet like an absolute champion!

    • @SuperchargedMagazine
      @SuperchargedMagazine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Steve1989 MREinfo Good job on that. Greetings from Germany

    • @masonjam
      @masonjam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      that reading german thing is the most surprising, as Steve does not look like he would be able to read german.

    • @andreaswickman1508
      @andreaswickman1508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      TheDonBro same here
      NEED TO SLEEP
      NEED TO WATCH
      HELP MEEEEEE

    • @coreymakhoul6884
      @coreymakhoul6884 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andreas Wickman YES

    • @jonahbrown4408
      @jonahbrown4408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tigerle Are you a dang commie?

  • @yisiang9314
    @yisiang9314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1013

    Cow 56 years ago: Im glad you like it

    • @Skurian_krotesk
      @Skurian_krotesk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It protobably really struggled to only squeeze out the best milk.

    • @zevailes
      @zevailes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What if you, the Person Eating it was actually the Same Cow at one Point and was Reincarnated as a Human now?....
      Forget what I said...

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zevailes mans fucked up in the crib thinkin 6th dimensionally

    • @Therealelfabio
      @Therealelfabio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BariBro hahahahahhaha

    • @toeseater2855
      @toeseater2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      his toilet in the present: *"I regret my existence"*

  • @c0baltblue
    @c0baltblue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    that's the most luxurious and exclusive looking survival ration i've seen here

    • @fetts4ck849
      @fetts4ck849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Yeah its german, so its superior to everything USA or any other country did back in the day

    • @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot
      @morallyemptycorruptedmaggot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@fetts4ck849 Too much pride.

    • @kooroshrostami27
      @kooroshrostami27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@morallyemptycorruptedmaggot his name literally means "fatass"

    • @ShapurTheWise
      @ShapurTheWise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kooroshrostami27 i read fartsucks

    • @linie3183
      @linie3183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fetts4ck849 so muss es sein 👏🏻

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Other people: "ew I don't like leftovers"
    Steve: *casually chewing 56 years old chocolate*

  • @ddGrandahl
    @ddGrandahl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    when you renew your youtube page and see a new video uploaded from Steve - *NICE*

    • @ghost.888
      @ghost.888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Steve1989 MREinfo hey its Steve! *nice!*

    • @carsonravan1006
      @carsonravan1006 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Love your videos

    • @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer
      @benjamenYTDeadTheGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Papa Emeritus II Noice 👌

    • @FaithsFallen
      @FaithsFallen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      M'kay!

    • @ichibanOify
      @ichibanOify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's something called Schoka Kola maybe thats similar to that stuff www.scho-ka-kola.de/homepage-english.html

  • @conanc1487
    @conanc1487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    "Smells foul"...."I kinda like it."

    • @TheSolarCobalt
      @TheSolarCobalt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats my fetish xD

    • @pennyp9497
      @pennyp9497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Conan C "smells foul" then proceeds to eat it

    • @Gryxll
      @Gryxll 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he meant foul like chicken.

  • @sirMAXX77
    @sirMAXX77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    German engineering. Impressive. That whole ration looks like it was designed with precision. I totally want one.

    • @LDZMarder
      @LDZMarder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Leaving Blank made out of the finest of krupp meat, out of the foundry's of fangorn.

    • @therunningsloth6915
      @therunningsloth6915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow still believing the engineering MYTH

    • @lgtitan8810
      @lgtitan8810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@therunningsloth6915 said the no name asshat on youtube

    • @outsch
      @outsch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So ist es eben mit uns deutschen ;)

    • @Deviiss
      @Deviiss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

  • @brothercody7338
    @brothercody7338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    Steve in the bathroom 24 hours later: “What an experience.” 🚽
    Edit: Lol this is the only comment I have to hit thousands of likes, thank you guys.

    • @tony2shanks
      @tony2shanks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Lmao

    • @TheFatNumpty
      @TheFatNumpty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      ‘Jeez as the vomit comes out you can really taste that meat bar, kinda acidic and bitter in aftertaste, nice’

    • @CarLoverPhotography
      @CarLoverPhotography 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg

    • @cadillaccooke811
      @cadillaccooke811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Steve's digestive track "am I a joke to you?"

    • @blahblah9118
      @blahblah9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xD

  • @ImageLimestone
    @ImageLimestone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    I was watching this really drunk yesterday and that chocolate looked absolutely amazing so i spent literally all night scouring the internet to find one of these rations, to no avail. then i had a dream that i went to an army surplus store that had hundreds of these fresh, still in the crates. life is suffering.

    • @freetimeidiot4541
      @freetimeidiot4541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Michael I dont know if it really is that exact choclate, but the closest thing probably is "Scho-Ka-Kola". Choclate with about 50& cocoa, a bit of fruit and coffee.

    • @volka2199
      @volka2199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Freizeit Idiot It is the same company that made these chocolates in German WW2 rations. Not sure about west German rations though.

    • @Duderino96
      @Duderino96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      check this out www.berlin-military.com/1961-Pilots-Survival-Rations-in-Aluminum-Container

    • @heroknite898
      @heroknite898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Scho-ka-kola, Google it. Red tin's dark, blue tin's milk.

  • @alexmoore5454
    @alexmoore5454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “I don’t know if I’m gonna eat it... it kinda smells...hold on...*takes bite* “
    haha I’ve been waiting for a channel like this.

  • @whitneyann9286
    @whitneyann9286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    I'm addicted to these videos, Steve's love for rations is so pure.

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yah.... then again 19>> old a ferk rations lets eat it

    • @enigmareach1129
      @enigmareach1129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll take someone with passion like his over a school education any day.

    • @Raoul-Duke604
      @Raoul-Duke604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Top 3 most pure things on TH-cam

    • @jamessolomon4252
      @jamessolomon4252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's very articulate when explaining what he is tasting.

    • @pamus6242
      @pamus6242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a romantic!

  • @HansFranke
    @HansFranke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    There's a very fundamental German military motto: "Ohne Mampf kein Kampf" - "No Grub (food), No fight". Quality food is what makes an army go.

    • @FrankTheThinkTank
      @FrankTheThinkTank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So isses. Zuerst kommt das Fressen, dann die Moral. 😉 LG aus Th.

    • @X320riginal
      @X320riginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FrankTheThinkTank Ich vermisse meine Großmutter :'( Mama bestimmt auch :(

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      An army marches on its stomach

    • @vqo0
      @vqo0 ปีที่แล้ว

      What cracked me up was the emergency Karamell bars

    • @thatdude3977
      @thatdude3977 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did justin trudeau teach you thqt? 😂 jk

  • @ASecondOpinion
    @ASecondOpinion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    "I don't know if I'm actually going to try it... It smells..." *CHOMP*

    • @arb1t0r1999go
      @arb1t0r1999go 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ASecondOpinion I laughed far to much after reading this

    • @compdddd
      @compdddd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here

    • @mikelazar8061
      @mikelazar8061 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steve is so funny,his parents had a little boy that wasnt affraid of finishing his plate

    • @pennyp9497
      @pennyp9497 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ASecondOpinion no way I'd eat a MEAT product that's been laying around for 50 years

    • @homefront3162
      @homefront3162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASecondOpinion Welcome to the world of Steve

  • @Gideon_the_Seraph
    @Gideon_the_Seraph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    "They would make a survival situation actually seem pretty-
    NICE mkay"

  • @quepacho64
    @quepacho64 8 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "I don't know if I'm gonna try it, uh..."
    *snifff*
    [puts bar down]
    "I mean..."
    *sniff*
    [puts bar down again]
    "It just smells..."
    *om*
    [puts down bitten bar]

    • @emilerodriguez705
      @emilerodriguez705 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cpt_Phobos seems bout right

    • @MrLuca12121
      @MrLuca12121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "takes it up again to smell and show it to the camera

    • @yung_joshi9851
      @yung_joshi9851 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone else having the problem where they click read more on a comment and nothing happens?

    • @travisadams4470
      @travisadams4470 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Steve was being a tease. I kept saying to myself. "eat the damn meat bar, Steve! Eat it!"

    • @vich4710
      @vich4710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Travis Adams fleischwürfel is actually bouillon 😂

  • @Si74l0rd
    @Si74l0rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    The level of preservation is absolutely incredible. The fact that the meat bar was edible, if barely, is absolutely crazy. Oddly enough, I quite fancy trying the meat bar, since you didn't grumble about it being rancid lol.

  • @GolfWang520
    @GolfWang520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    Steve: “looks like we have some caramel”
    Name on package: NOTKARAMELLE
    😂

  • @michaelstaadt8937
    @michaelstaadt8937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    You can still buy the chocolate. It's called Scho - Ka - Kola and comes in a round tin. Red for dark chocolate, blue for milk chocolate. Look it up, they've got an internet page.
    Greetings from Germany

    • @DeinVatersVater
      @DeinVatersVater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Staadt korrekt danke ^^^

    • @madstalliongaming7456
      @madstalliongaming7456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      NICE

    • @danielthundersteel7146
      @danielthundersteel7146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It seems to be a different one, stop at about 2:07 it says its a sarotti chocolate. The brand still exists afaik but I am not sure if you can get that exact sort of chocolate. the scho-ka-kola is presented in a different video though in their typical round tin

    • @nate6907
      @nate6907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Staadt he has made a video about that chocolate.

    • @brianmango8020
      @brianmango8020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      sarotti does make sho-ka-kola. it used to be owned by a different company but around the late 60s it transfered ownership to sarotti. so, its no longer the same company that made the choholate for the wehrmacht

  • @jaytheimpalerr
    @jaytheimpalerr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    The first video I ever watched of yours I was laughing so hard because you were so excited and yet so SERIOUS about these things. But now I'm like "HM YES, QUITE INTERESTING STEVE. TOTALLY AGREE." Your passion for these videos is so awesome and entertaining and calming all at once. You are a pure soul, man. Pure as hell.

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JaimeeBeyer DoingMakeupBadly far as you know, dont meet your heros..

    • @annablue8429
      @annablue8429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bitchasshoeism I mean I'd want to give her the D

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf

    • @DankMoist
      @DankMoist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marwan4358 im sayin

    • @wp-wisdom
      @wp-wisdom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bitchasshoeism weirdo

  • @SlippinJimmyJ
    @SlippinJimmyJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2017 Steve: This is the oldest meat I've even eaten
    2018 Steve: Hold my Boer War beef. Actually give it back, I'm hungry

  • @simoncross3930
    @simoncross3930 7 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    4;48 You know the german military would make a survival situation pretty...
    cuts to tray
    Nice!
    Gotta love ya steve

  • @GenSparks
    @GenSparks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Steve sure wouldn't make a good food tester, testing poisonous food and he would just describe its incredible taste - perfectly edible.

    • @willyjimmy8881
      @willyjimmy8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thirst provoking

    • @memeticgenetic5160
      @memeticgenetic5160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure he can taste the difference between something tasting bad and something tasting rancid

    • @RedPenguinsWTE
      @RedPenguinsWTE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He can taste every single type of material in the food

  • @spiff2268
    @spiff2268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    And this is why we'll never see Fallout: Germany.
    Consume survival ration
    Plus 50 HP
    0 rads

    • @antiheld8727
      @antiheld8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      spiff2268 😂😂😂 Wo er recht hat, hat er recht :)

    • @TheProGiraffe
      @TheProGiraffe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol 😂

    • @Math667
      @Math667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roflmao!!:D

  • @melodicseaweed387
    @melodicseaweed387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It sounds like SCHO-KA-KOLA which is caffeinated chocolate with kola nut. It comes in a round tin can and used to be pretty popular in Germany when I was a kid. I wasn't allowed to eat it because of the caffeine, though.

    • @RArecordingsRickValcon
      @RArecordingsRickValcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they still sell it.

    • @Autechltd
      @Autechltd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're really lucky you'll get the good stuff in it

    • @kmjsmith
      @kmjsmith ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Autechltd It never had cocaine or amphetamines in it.

    • @emirvmendoza
      @emirvmendoza ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kmjsmith Thanks for making me look up "Melting the myth of panzerschokolade: the Nazis’ meth-laden chocolate" by Tom Williamson on The Skeptic.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Shoot man, thats a flash back... East and West Germany... Damn

    • @Dabulewicz
      @Dabulewicz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ProtoMario but proootoooo

    • @redryder6523
      @redryder6523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Mr Gobachev, tear down this wall". Man I loved Reagan. As a side note. My Uncle was based in West Germany in the 60's, a very tense time there with people being shot trying to go from East Germany to West Germany.

    • @alexvidu4517
      @alexvidu4517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hey ,if anyone else wants to uncover
      canned food for survival
      try Franaar Spies Control Formula ( search on google ) ? Ive heard some extraordinary things about it and my m8 got great success with it.

    • @horstschlemmer2042
      @horstschlemmer2042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Red Ryder65 but you know that it was not Reagan who convinced Gorbatschow?

    • @ironmatic1
      @ironmatic1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re never too young to have a East and West Germany flashback!

  • @TRIIGGAVELLI
    @TRIIGGAVELLI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Little did that animal know his time to shine was 58 years later. Bet his family is proud of him.

  • @Lord_Pilaf
    @Lord_Pilaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Damn, even Germans' MREs are stylish and well designed

    • @jantschierschky3461
      @jantschierschky3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well at that time, in 80s was horrible, does not matter what flavour all tasted same

    • @nobbi3485
      @nobbi3485 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jantschierschky3461 that's true, Tagekötten Frass !

    • @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode
      @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's not exaggerate...

    • @Tricky_Adventures
      @Tricky_Adventures 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and totally metal

    • @alexanderh.5814
      @alexanderh.5814 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Typical German over engineering

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "It's a bar of Caramel!"
    *On the package "Notkaramelle"*
    My Brain: AOL connecting noises.

    • @dennisw.6334
      @dennisw.6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      German here; Notkaramelle translates to "Emergency Fudge" and i think thats Beautifull :D

    • @Wemius61
      @Wemius61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ksksksksskksksksksksksksksksksk ga-DING ga -DING...

  • @hostileocelot
    @hostileocelot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I don't know if I'm going to eat that." Eats its. *Oh, Steve!*
    "I think it's still edible!"

    • @toofrosty6344
      @toofrosty6344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      coolevi123 its called caring about your health and well being.

  • @katiejackson3900
    @katiejackson3900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "Emergency-Caramel". For when you are dying... 1 last treat

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's pretty nutrition dense, emergency Kale would be difficult 😂

    • @BlvkColossus
      @BlvkColossus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @CunnyMuncher
      @CunnyMuncher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Germans and their sweets.

  • @davidsnyder7341
    @davidsnyder7341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Leave it to the Germans to make an incredibly neat and functional ration that stands the test of time.

    • @mexadankus8652
      @mexadankus8652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like there buildings

    • @clay_oakley
      @clay_oakley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tacomahnster Hater!

    • @lavendar1358
      @lavendar1358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @tacomahnster t. polish

    • @carlweathers5714
      @carlweathers5714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They had some really great Fuhers too!

    • @Markosmirel32
      @Markosmirel32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carlweathers5714 lol!

  • @keepingcalm
    @keepingcalm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It’s midnight and I’m watching a guy enjoying a 56 year old compressed meat bar... thank you internet.

  • @Krankie_V
    @Krankie_V 7 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    After watching a few of these videos, it really looks like the German stuff was never sealed up all that well, yet it holds up great. The US stuff being all in sealed tin cans, this thing just sealed with a sticker... Guess there is something to that German engineering thing after all.

    • @malangope
      @malangope 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Except on the meatstick wrapper it says it was made in Norway xD

    • @kaygon.5202
      @kaygon.5202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@malangope genetically norway is germanic

    • @-----REDACTED-----
      @-----REDACTED----- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ever thought about, dunno, storage conditions.....?

    • @irishpaddy5962
      @irishpaddy5962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The German's knew what they were doing 👍

    • @gallardworth
      @gallardworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes 1961 German engineering for the cars it was terrible example my 1962 trabant its terrible but this seems good

  • @scarlettroger1508
    @scarlettroger1508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    “46 years old and smells pretty weird” That describes my husband.

    • @annablue8429
      @annablue8429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Kaka Akak ?

    • @franksteinmann6926
      @franksteinmann6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      East or West?

    • @torquework1574
      @torquework1574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@fressejetzt840 r/whoosh

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arandomemailforwork4505 stfu random person on TH-cam

    • @joeboscarino2380
      @joeboscarino2380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Steve said , " 1961 " , that's 57 years today , but I think video was in 2016 , or 2017 , not that it matters that much when you're talking decades . Oh that smell it only gets worse .

  • @jjones7837
    @jjones7837 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    I've just watched 5 hours of rations being opened and eaten. Now imagine eating rations everyday every meal (if you haven't). Great channel bro. It's like a time capsule. Also, you have Level 1000 jedi stomach.

    • @bofinstone2821
      @bofinstone2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some meth chokolate is alright xD

  • @sreekarpradyumna
    @sreekarpradyumna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is so well designed. Also, that Futura typeface and minimalistic packaging. Really digging this vibe.

  • @kirkhillier671
    @kirkhillier671 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I'm not sure if I'm going to try it."
    *Instantly takes a bite*

  • @WerbleWerb
    @WerbleWerb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Steve is a god among men
    -bomb ass editing skills
    -great voice and catchphrases
    -attractive (bruh I'm mirririn with them pythons and dat beard)
    -food review skills
    and of course that legendary Mr. Rogers shirt
    We are not worthy.

    • @Beos_Valrah
      @Beos_Valrah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      -and he is brave to eat 56 year old meat!

    • @HeartDigger9
      @HeartDigger9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ganondorf or suicidal

    • @markhawksford785
      @markhawksford785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah he's pretty jacked.

    • @nickg1895
      @nickg1895 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Can read/speak multiple languages.

    • @xxwilxx1975
      @xxwilxx1975 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also I hear he can play a mean guitar

  • @zanastumasonis
    @zanastumasonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    the packaging, tidiness, quality tells its german

    • @gsommerfeldt
      @gsommerfeldt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Everything except for the “made in Norway” on the meat bar... :D

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They're also good at starting world wars (2/2) but not so good at winning them (0/2). Oops.

    • @zanastumasonis
      @zanastumasonis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jhaz89 not easy to have a war on all fronts

    • @gsommerfeldt
      @gsommerfeldt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@jhaz89 Careful, dude. Let’s not lean into what the US has done. It’s not much better. So how about just enjoying the cool MRE review?

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gsommerfeldt ever done dmt?

  • @bird6691
    @bird6691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "i don't know if I'm gonna try it" 3 seconds later takes a huge bite

  • @nnextccode8456
    @nnextccode8456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    When a piece of food is older than you...

    • @roserobinson6157
      @roserobinson6157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      theTime lapse Chanel he eats a lot of good that is older then me......

    • @qui9
      @qui9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      theFilmingChannel Aren't we all pieces of food?

    • @hsscope5702
      @hsscope5702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chomp

    • @opanama161
      @opanama161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Almighty Sandvich-Nomming Gibusvision Hoovy you are right but germans arent they are gods

    • @garrettbrammer3208
      @garrettbrammer3208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Opa Nama Okay Hitler (slight sarcasm)

  • @thomasherff224
    @thomasherff224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    "These caramels are kind of addictive" thats the Meth the Germans were still using, Steve lol they just made caramels with it

    • @petermuller3715
      @petermuller3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How u found out? O.O

    • @Birb_of_Judge
      @Birb_of_Judge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      You can still buy these exact caramel bars.
      The only difference is the age and print.
      But they are still addictive as all hell

    • @woiowoiow190
      @woiowoiow190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Haha they consumed alot of amphetamines the ww2. That's what's kept them going.

    • @ohmjarukom9907
      @ohmjarukom9907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@woiowoiow190 Imagine those soldier coming back from the war with severe PTSD and amphetamines withdrawal.

    • @eigengeistt
      @eigengeistt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pervitin

  • @nightlightknight4177
    @nightlightknight4177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    steve biting snow white's apple:
    "it has a little bit of salty and sweet, i kinda like it"

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That’s a really beautiful metal case, I would love to have that to store pens and pencils in. The packaging is really stylish, even for the chocolates 🍫

  • @captaingermany2871
    @captaingermany2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3469

    Grüsse an jeden Deutschen, der sich das hier ansieht:D
    Edit: Vielen Dank für jeden der 3544 likes!
    Ich wünsche euch nur das beste, bleibt gesund!❤

  • @doctorprepperisprepared
    @doctorprepperisprepared 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The only place I go to see rations from history that would normally have been left in the past and gone unnoticed. Thank you buddy! Thank you!!

  • @jake20479
    @jake20479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "I don't know if I'm going to try it, it just smells..." *takes a bite*. Lmfao

  • @1060michaelg
    @1060michaelg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love, Love, LOVE how Steve keeps putting that meat bar back on the plate and picks it back up immediately, and I'm sitting here talking to the screen saying while I'm chuckling, "Come on, Steve, we all KNOW you can't wait to get a taste of that aged meat bar!"
    A unique and gifted man is our Steve! I really mean that.

  • @TheStarcraftJACKAL
    @TheStarcraftJACKAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    That's the cutest looking ration package I've ever seen. So neat.

    • @thekingofcucumbers4059
      @thekingofcucumbers4059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken Mike kind of lile an anime bento

    • @davidbredewold
      @davidbredewold 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to Germany ;)

    • @randybobandy9243
      @randybobandy9243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken Mike
      What a Putz..

    • @mr.stotruppen8724
      @mr.stotruppen8724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably intended to fit in a G3 magazine pouch. Looks about the same size.

    • @timbermicka
      @timbermicka 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_h e l v e t i c a f o n t_*

  • @cubanburrito9154
    @cubanburrito9154 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    LOL "It's 56 years old....it's a compressed meat bar............and...I think it's still edible!"

  • @kd-bc1lz
    @kd-bc1lz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I’m in design and branding, and this is brilliant packaging.

    • @xscarletfields
      @xscarletfields 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bauhaus years dude

    • @treysawyer
      @treysawyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@harorider96 nice deflection and intellectualization. some of aren't as artistically inclined, though*

    • @travisgartside409
      @travisgartside409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harorider96 nice qualifying statement

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harorider96 lol

    • @0mirix
      @0mirix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harorider96 wow mom dropped one

  • @MM22966
    @MM22966 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That is the prettiest MRE I think I have I ever seen, inside & out.

  • @samuellinares2001
    @samuellinares2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Picks the meat bar up
    Puts it down
    Picks it up
    Puts it down
    Eats it

  • @boulder89984
    @boulder89984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've been sick for three days and have enjoyed watching my Steve-a-thon. You have some of the best vids on TH-cam.

  • @BenniboiBadman
    @BenniboiBadman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Steve: "that's the oldest meat i've ever eaten"......lol, wasn't that what Monica Lewinsky said........

    • @h.k.3317
      @h.k.3317 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BenniboiBadman Haha
      :D

    • @doctordrommos6432
      @doctordrommos6432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BenniboiBadman and the win goes to..😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BenniboiBadman ;) Steve always has her beat!

    • @AzureOnyxscore
      @AzureOnyxscore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Benniboi pls

    • @JohnJohn-sn5kd
      @JohnJohn-sn5kd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      died laughing bro

  • @jacobishii6121
    @jacobishii6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Peak of the Cold war and at the front....... These guys had a serious concern,you can see by how well preserved this is how well fought out the packaging was for its time especially. This is probably one of the most fascinating rations I've seen technology wise.
    It was really meant to be very long term and bad environment freindly

    • @Lappmogel
      @Lappmogel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its meant to be carried around all day, unpacked and repacked all the time. Only to be used if you lose contact with the field kitchen. Thats why its so overbuilt compared to modern mres that are usually consumed shortly after being issued. I really like its design, very slick and hard packaging so that it can be jammed down in your pack without much care.

  • @ge0arc244
    @ge0arc244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    How a full grown straight man can watch another man eat old stuff and enjoy the show just baffles the hell out of me but it just does?!? World's most interesting man? If not Steve is in the running for that spot! No joke...

    • @harisbbbbaaa
      @harisbbbbaaa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ge0 Arc well.. world is a strangle place ..learn to enjoy it

    • @tinol5339
      @tinol5339 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ayooo Strangle place? That's depressing.

    • @Ski-4257
      @Ski-4257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ge0 Arc I was thinking the same thing. Why do I enjoy watching this? Lol

    • @justintee1932
      @justintee1932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ge0 Arc I feel you bro lol I don't get it either

    • @ninototo1
      @ninototo1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here... something strange is going on with these vids

  • @aaroncarroll9942
    @aaroncarroll9942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    By FAR my favorite ration you've ever shown, I just can't believe how modern the ration looks, I asked my wife when she thought it came out and she placed it around 2000's Its just so freaking cool, and I'm starting to really understand your sense of humor now! Man your videos always top the last one you made -- incredible! Keep up the good work man.

  • @fmike15
    @fmike15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    The same size as a G3 magazine. Probably meant to keep in a mag pouch.

    • @brog3143
      @brog3143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Imagine a soldier reloading his rifle instead of the actual mag he accidentally inserted the ration in to the gun

    • @abelcheng2073
      @abelcheng2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@brog3143 that would be unfortunate.

    • @user-dy5ui8it7k
      @user-dy5ui8it7k 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MaxKiel1701 no

    • @_1kjefe
      @_1kjefe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Hao Tuan then shoots out like a dirty meat bar with a fat chocolate and some tea😂

    • @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut
      @ImNotQualifiedToSayThisBut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@_1kjefe best way to die

  • @cthrekgoru
    @cthrekgoru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Even at this date, that mre can save someone’s life in emergency situation. I am guessing dried meat and canned food can last forever if packaging holds. Really fascinating…

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    He's the Bob Ross of these kinds of channels.

    • @vezirkahaliti9341
      @vezirkahaliti9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rift Dancer hahahha i thought exactly the same!!!! 😂

    • @413forbes
      @413forbes 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG!!! I so wanted to write this too! You made my day!

  • @Robertkopp84
    @Robertkopp84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Schokakola is still widely available in Germany and Austria. It's in a red and white round tin.

    • @deutschlander2004
      @deutschlander2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herr Bert und Schweiz!

    • @foreverinbloom14
      @foreverinbloom14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He said once that it tastes a little different from older versions

    • @mikeystorm8124
      @mikeystorm8124 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there I thought America had crazy Sweets

    • @dillonh321
      @dillonh321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      www.amazon.com/Scho-ka-kola-Energy-chocolate-DARK-pack/dp/B071F3HMX3/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=scho-ka-kola&qid=1583271035&sprefix=scho-&sr=8-3#aw-udpv3-customer-reviews_feature_div

    • @1saxton552
      @1saxton552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i’ve got to go buy it where can you get it ? rewe? edeka ? lidl

  • @machinenkanone9358
    @machinenkanone9358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Wants to dig into a 50 yr. old meat bar.
    That's our boy.

  • @spottheoddity
    @spottheoddity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man genuinely enjoys what hes doing make me smile

  • @user-blaster_2012
    @user-blaster_2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    *chuckles* "what an experience" Steves enthusiasm is both genuine and awesome.

  • @FullMetalFox2
    @FullMetalFox2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Since you liked that chocolate, try to get your hands on some "Scho-Ka-Kola" :)
    That bar was probably made by "Hildebrand, Kakao- und Schokoladenfabrik GmbH" who might even be the inventors of Cola-Chocolate, in 1935 they started selling is under the name "Scho-Ka-Kola", in WW2 it was a part of every pilot's ration which earned it the nickname Fliegerschokolade, while various other rations also contained it in some form or another. Since then the company has been closed down, and the rights and recipes changed hands multiple times, but they still pride them self in keeping the recipe as close as possible with modern regulations.
    No, I'm not a history fan or anything, but that stuff pretty much kept me alert at a job where you weren't allowed to carry any liquids outside the break rooms, so I got curious what my favorite chocolate actually is.

    • @regenbogentraumerin
      @regenbogentraumerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bar was made by Sarotti though (you can see it at 2:07). But it might have been inspired by Schokakola.

    • @tonybloodloss
      @tonybloodloss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh man, If you only knew, WHY it was keeping you standing :)

    • @littlemissemila1818
      @littlemissemila1818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cola chocolate sounds yummy!

    • @Mace907
      @Mace907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tonybloodloss unless he's a 90 year old furry and was eating this stuff in the mid 40s it didn't have any uppers in it, just caffeine.

    • @SecuR0M
      @SecuR0M 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mace907 There's a reason we call them grammar Nazis: Hitlerites introduced modern drug control regimes and were the first industrial economy to ban recreational meth. ):

  • @whynotjustmyusername
    @whynotjustmyusername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    German here: That translation was quite good.

    • @ChrisPPotatoIDC
      @ChrisPPotatoIDC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      - _-

    • @the.magnus
      @the.magnus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Def7355608 ty google translator

    • @TRANESTYLER
      @TRANESTYLER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im not longer along XD

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The joys of closely related languages.

    • @tylerg.2599
      @tylerg.2599 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AgentTasmania English is actually quite different from German, although it is within the same language branch.

  • @537zun4
    @537zun4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Respect for translating everything which you did great (being German helps reading it and you translated everything very accurate, thinking of the Part where you have to translate every single language for every Ration I am more than impressed)

  • @Stripedbottom
    @Stripedbottom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    The packet on the "meat cube" says it's made in Bergen, Norway, so dried reindeer meat might well be a (main) component.

    • @linie3183
      @linie3183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it stood for Nordrhein-Westfalen.. Oh

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linie3183
      It's says "Bergen, Norw."

    • @jjwp-ql5rv
      @jjwp-ql5rv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@linie3183
      As in Bergen, in Norway.

    • @gsommerfeldt
      @gsommerfeldt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some moose included. :D

    • @chucknorris2952
      @chucknorris2952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jjwp-ql5rv Norwegen

  • @jjodoin05
    @jjodoin05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Dang, that's the oldest meat that I've ever eaten!". Wait a few months, Steve...you'll be getting your hands in a Boer War ration.

    • @newshound2521
      @newshound2521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he did eat Boer War meat.

    • @gregoryhawkins6046
      @gregoryhawkins6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the meat bar must be some modern(ish) version of pemmican.

  • @urekmazino6519
    @urekmazino6519 8 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Apparently there are still a few places that make Chocolate Cola Bars but only the people that have eaten these rations would ever be able to compare the taste. I'd love to see you do something like that Steve. Were you try to find modern or current day equivalents in taste to some of the more delicious things you've enjoyed in these aged rations. Maybe a video of you eating the modern version and commenting on how you feel its similar or different to a ration item.

    • @thedude7726
      @thedude7726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Urek Mazino aged fig bars are one of the best things

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Scho-Ka-Kola is still sold commercially, and has been since 1936. I still remember surviving on that and the MRE peanut butter they gave us in the FDF. I assume this is the same stuff in the video since it's been in German military use for ages, but that the form is different for the survival ration (normally they come in round 'disks', and are separated into wedges).
      The caffeinated chocolate is really addictive. Not sure you can get them in North America, but worst case scenario you can just ship them over.

    • @TheSlayrnumber1
      @TheSlayrnumber1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tripticket you should message steve with what you know, so he can get more!

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correct, the Finnish Defense Forces. Note that I have never stumbled upon the product included in Finnish MREs, but it was an extremely popular product to carry with you since it's sold commercially in Finland.
      I just looked it up and you can get the product from Amazon US, but the tins are about three times as expensive as in Europe (original price ~3€). I suppose if you're desperate for a taste it might be worth it.

    • @binaryguru
      @binaryguru 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can get Scho-Ka-Kola in Montréal, QC in Canada. It's one of my favourite chocolates.

  • @Ricewarrior01
    @Ricewarrior01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This ration is so cool. It reminds me of the old school sci-fi style with it's metallic silver look and food bars.

  • @mushroomsamba82
    @mushroomsamba82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    You're a legend for eating that meat bar.

    • @ultravioletreeper7630
      @ultravioletreeper7630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ad am it's the oldest meat he's eaten! Lol

    • @onmybike8204
      @onmybike8204 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UltraVioletReeper you shure? he has eaten a lot of rations way older than this.

    • @AronaathWoW
      @AronaathWoW 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      manuel grohse I mean, he does say "its the oldest meat I've ever eaten"

  • @pawssum
    @pawssum 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "This is some of the best chocolate I've had in my life." ...People overlook German chocolate's quality! Germany makes excellent chocolates. In general, I actually prefer German to Swiss chocolates.

    • @JoelinoPT
      @JoelinoPT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In my opinion German Chocolate is very very good! Isn't that hard find better German chocolat than swiss ones, like 50/50, however Swiss Chocolate is the best if we talking about the high-end chocolates. If you go to a traditional Swiss maker chocolate blows your mind. Expensive but the better you can have.
      I live in Switzerland :)

    • @Maddin19912
      @Maddin19912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      german here. i have never ever seen chocolate with cola flavour!? o.O

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      scho-ka-kola is pretty common in supermarkets.

    • @Maddin19912
      @Maddin19912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      in which country do you live?

    • @nox5555
      @nox5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      germany. you can get them at edeka and at every bigger supermarkt of other chains.

  • @voted_wotb
    @voted_wotb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Tastes like trash and gave me stomach ulcers"
    *takes another bite*

  • @BleachCowboy2016
    @BleachCowboy2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The squareness of that meat bar makes it even more desirable

  • @GoodCorporateRobot
    @GoodCorporateRobot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Steve, your delivery of these videos is amazing. It seems to me that there is a bit of intended very dry and subtle humor, which makes it even better. "You know the German military, they would make a survival situation actually seem pretty - nice!" *flash to MRE ingredients laid out on the tray*. Well done sir!

  • @BCaldwell
    @BCaldwell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    You always talk about saving things for your display. When are you going to show us your display? I bet it's pretty freaking cool! We're loving your videos here in Plant City Florida Steve! Keep them coming my friend.

    • @seterrith-5023
      @seterrith-5023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B Caldwell yeah I'd also like to see this. been watching his videos for a long time. I enjoy the variety of all the MREs.

    • @Fish-er
      @Fish-er 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn plant city i was raised there.

    • @BCaldwell
      @BCaldwell 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SplinterCel3000 Nice! I have been here all my life. Where you at now?

    • @Fish-er
      @Fish-er 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      B Caldwell Washington

    • @Joshua-re6qu
      @Joshua-re6qu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol Ike Smith and McIntosh of knight s Griffin small world

  • @ekscalybur
    @ekscalybur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Him: I'm going to eat nearly 60 year old meat and chocolate.
    His toilet: Oh dear god, NO!!!

  • @jzgsk
    @jzgsk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Who knew watching a person unbox, and taste test mres could be sooo interesting.

    • @dankburrito4219
      @dankburrito4219 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jzgsk Yeah, that's basically everyone's reaction when they come across Steve's videos. Then after watching them for 20 videos straight you just accept that these videos are pretty good.

  • @cluelesssimmer5856
    @cluelesssimmer5856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Don't know if i will actually try this One..." *nomnom*

  • @FXJammer
    @FXJammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    That tape is exactly what "made in germany" stands for 😄

    • @deadstr
      @deadstr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      FXJammer except for your cars

    • @TrueDavidKei
      @TrueDavidKei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      In Germany we call it "Klebeband"

    • @pokergroupdigital5290
      @pokergroupdigital5290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@deadstr Germany is the biggest car exporter in the world.
      So they have to do something right

    • @смиренный-х2б
      @смиренный-х2б 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@pokergroupdigital5290 and herpes complex has affected 70% of the population. So it must be doing something right?

    • @Enzoxvx
      @Enzoxvx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@смиренный-х2б That comparison is completely useless mate

  • @mitchumhissong6309
    @mitchumhissong6309 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me and my son watch you and can't stop watching! You are so good at describing your experience which is how we are so we understand why you get so excited to find something as incredible as that chocolate! Keep doing your videos man you def bring ppl joy

  • @thedavidfield1
    @thedavidfield1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude you are my favorite youtuber of all time. I get so much joy from watching your videos. Your the hero we deserve and the one we need. Thank you for your videos!

  • @scottpeterson7500
    @scottpeterson7500 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is definitely one of the coolest military rations Steve has reviewed,very special ✌️👍🍕

  • @E_N_S_12
    @E_N_S_12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    That meat bar is from Norway(manufacturer was originally making different kinds of jams), very fun to see. I was not aware that they used it in Western Germany though.

  • @RBG9303
    @RBG9303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite MRE on the channel, great find

  • @templargfx
    @templargfx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You are an absolute legend. I love your videos!
    It amazes me at the quality difference in packaging and content between the US rations of this period and the German ones. This one in particular seems incredibly advanced

    • @arg31ify
      @arg31ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i don't know the square metal box does seem quite likely to split, they added those little L shaped spacer he called them to stop it getting crushed if sat on but sharp corners easily split. I imagine an east german ration from this time would be a very very differnt story though... probably a chicken thigh wrapped in a handkerchief :p

    • @zach9930
      @zach9930 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Common Logic so is your English..