Metal Gear Survive (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @graemevaughey7432
    @graemevaughey7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3131

    _"It is occasionally not boring"_ Ben Crowshaw
    Quick, Konami, plaster that all over the game box, that is the single highest piece of praise this game will _ever_ receive.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Graeme Vaughey coming from yahtzee, that is FUCKING AMAZING

    • @Yahriel
      @Yahriel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      at least then people might buy it because ZP had something to do with it.

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How dare he off-handedly, give that game a mild compliment!?

    • @oscarmccormack1611
      @oscarmccormack1611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Graeme Vaughey
      Yep, and "occasionally not boring" is the highest praise this is deserving of.

    • @Duoprism
      @Duoprism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nathan Clark
      I don't get where people are coming from with comments like this. Yes, he is a reviewer that predominantly focuses on the negative aspects of a game, but just because he was able to come up with more negative things about other games doesn't mean it was good; in fact he does actually talk about more positive aspects of games he does like. It means it was so bland he barely could come up with anything to distinguish between positive and negative to begin with. And in a lot of ways, that is even worse than an asset flip Steam game.

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    4:42 Now THAT'S Zero Punctuation

    • @kamurotetsu4860
      @kamurotetsu4860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Zero P is his rapping name

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lay a backing track under that shit.

    • @squallsrapture
      @squallsrapture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hit that 1.75, and open up a dimensional rift.

    • @Bonovasitch
      @Bonovasitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The man's still got it after all these years

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Try watching it at 2x

  • @liquidpestar8099
    @liquidpestar8099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4812

    metal gear used to be solid. now it's just trying to survive.

    • @LegionAdell
      @LegionAdell 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      TheIntergalacticN 10/10 comment.

    • @rally_calle
      @rally_calle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TheIntergalacticN do you feel proud?

    • @alex_-yz9to
      @alex_-yz9to 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Solid Comment... Mind to take liberties?

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Remember the the time it was rising now it just tries to survive

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ba dum TIS

  • @teacake_94
    @teacake_94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1656

    Gotta admit, this review was way more positive than I expected...

    • @breadordecide
      @breadordecide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Because it's a decent little game. If you bother to, actually play it more than five minutes, which none of the reviews did.

    • @samz8691
      @samz8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      ? what are you talking about? he ripped it a new one in the end

    • @breadordecide
      @breadordecide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      He was pretty fair to the game. Unlike other so called reviews of the game. I swear angry joe never played more than hour and certainly didn't beat the game.

    • @samz8691
      @samz8691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Nothing here indicates Yahtzee beat it either

    • @dissuede6949
      @dissuede6949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Surprised me to the brink of a heart attack.

  • @guyinyellow9329
    @guyinyellow9329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    Konami developers: our left leg is in a bear trap!
    Konami executive: well saw the right one off
    Konami devs: thanks!

  • @requiem4ameme2
    @requiem4ameme2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    When the top popped off Revengeance at 1:25, I was really hoping it would be filled with ducks with little Senator Armstrong faces.

    • @animedudevid
      @animedudevid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or slimy tentacles

    • @TheSpearkan
      @TheSpearkan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      or Sundowner faces

    • @BlackM0ngoose
      @BlackM0ngoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Or Sam's shit-eating grin.

    • @skizzmt6291
      @skizzmt6291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or all 4 of these

    • @sheodagana2863
      @sheodagana2863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I was expecting Nanomachines, son.

  • @CreepyBlackDude
    @CreepyBlackDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    4:44 - Sometimes Yatzhee needs to remind people why this is called "Zero Punctuation"

    • @regulatormachine2788
      @regulatormachine2788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      when does he get the chance to breathe!!!!

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he does that once in a while, but when he does, Oh Boiii,
      the funny thing is, even when he speeds up, you can still clearly hear and understand what he is saying

  • @MyH3ntaiGirl
    @MyH3ntaiGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    In defense of why Big Boss doesn't hire people who doesn't look grizzy
    He punch the living shit out of them and send them up to orbit by a damn balloon, remember?

    • @MaxHinaNaru
      @MaxHinaNaru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That sound like a headache and brain damage.

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman1599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Next time on zero punctuation
    “Let’s all laugh at a industry that never learns anything, te he he”

    • @OrangeyChocolate
      @OrangeyChocolate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One of the best intro jingles ever composed by mortal man.

  • @gameswithguns6859
    @gameswithguns6859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    4:45 jesus christ. That's why it's called "ZERO PUNCTUATION"....

  • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
    @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Yahtzee of all people was the most kind to Survive. That is incredibly hilarious.
    Then again, 2/10 is still more than 1/10 so.....yeaaah

    • @notbigboss9254
      @notbigboss9254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Suika Ibuki probably because he probably played it past the tutorial unlike Jim Sterling, Angry Joe, and Dunkey

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Suika Ibuki because he's not biased as hell like so many other reviewers

    • @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni
      @Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      right you are. He was able to look past the BS and just focus on the game.
      The game is STILL BAD, though. But at least he was fair.

    • @LtCWest
      @LtCWest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Indeed, he mentioned the 15 min defense part which is pretty darn late in the game.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Carlos Yahtzee is super biased, just like any other reviewer. What are you on about? They each have their own biases and preferences.

  • @alex_-yz9to
    @alex_-yz9to 6 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Actually most of these bad choices are made by the LEADER of konami who is... The most loonatic person ever... Hes in charge because he directed a succesfull MOBILE PHONE GAME ...

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      No wonder they went down this rout.

    • @aylamaiia
      @aylamaiia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      alex_9000 u wot?

    • @alex_-yz9to
      @alex_-yz9to 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      aylamaiia seriously look up what the new leader of Konami made before being in Charge ITS FUCKING HORRENDOUS!

    • @fettuccinealfredo4393
      @fettuccinealfredo4393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      This explains a lot of things

    • @tchitchouan
      @tchitchouan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Japanese public loves mobile games a lot

  • @nick_tl_ouma7167
    @nick_tl_ouma7167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Been a long time since i saw a thumbnail like this

    • @GreenPowerStar
      @GreenPowerStar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I missed them, honestly.

    • @everythingpony
      @everythingpony 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Frog Lawyer hes beencdoing it for years? Wtf are you talking about?

    • @figurativefluff
      @figurativefluff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Frog Lawyer Game was so shit he didn’t even bother making a thumbnail for it and just used a screencap instead

    • @baroncosmos6545
      @baroncosmos6545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's because it's 43 minutes old. Give it time to stop crying, at least rinse the blood off.

    • @nick_tl_ouma7167
      @nick_tl_ouma7167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ra the Sun God It wasn't a complain... I was simply surprised they bring this kind of thumbnails back. This doesn't make the video any worse, it was still an amazing video, as always.

  • @KartoffelKonig
    @KartoffelKonig 6 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    4:44 When you try to steal the world record from eminem by speaking as fast as you can :D

    • @butsmash
      @butsmash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      United Potatoes Boomhauer award

    • @marcuss4697
      @marcuss4697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      United Potatoes Best thing is, it's actually understandable.

    • @RandemFellow
      @RandemFellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      United Potatoes
      John Machito JR lost it?

    • @asswizardofsiberia520
      @asswizardofsiberia520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that Jay Z's new album?

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ah my friend you forget the micromachines man

  • @eddebrock
    @eddebrock 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "Occasionally not boring"
    I think this is by far the most positive review of the game I've seen.
    ...wonder if Konami paid him off?

    • @hulksmash106
      @hulksmash106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Having never really played a metal gear game before I can honestly say with a fresh pair of eyes its not bad, just like DMC, pretend it's not a metal gear game and it has a few points in its own merit

    • @hazama0634
      @hazama0634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GoldenGamer true
      But not many

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically, like Dark Souls 2 or Fallout 4, a decent game on it's own merits if you pretend it's not a game in its respective franchise.

    • @eddebrock
      @eddebrock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KitsuneYojimbo No! Not decent on its own merit. It's garbage through and through.

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddebrock So Survive was actually that bad? Glad I missed it if that's the case.

  • @Carlos-ln8fd
    @Carlos-ln8fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    This is what I love about ZP. Yahtzee doesn't give a fuck about hype or negative hype or any of that shit. He just says it like he sees it.

  • @TheGurumash
    @TheGurumash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Don't you love it when Yahtzee proves as to why his series is called Zero Punctuation?

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love that image of Metal Gear Survive dragging itself back to Konami with three arrows in its back going "They weren't into it." Add a pitchfork and torch wielding mob following him and that's a 100% accurate representation of the reception Survive got on release.

  • @saltycadet5904
    @saltycadet5904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    Konami Exec 1: We are losing money, the only thing keeping us afloat as a game company is Kojima
    Exec 2: You're right! Lets fire him.
    Exec 1: That sounds like a great idea!
    Honestly #FucKonami

    • @breadordecide
      @breadordecide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Actually Kojima was sinking their business with his insanely bloated budgets and long development times.

    • @jalford312
      @jalford312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Gaming was actually always a small portion of their income, they make way more in pachinko. Kojima games made their money, but just not as much.

    • @breadordecide
      @breadordecide 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Their profit margins were slim with his insane budgets. Now they're laughing as Sony enters that sinkhole with the insanity that is death stranding. I mean look at that thing, hollywood actors, tons of CGI trailers. They're never making their money back on that thing.

    • @w3ghe711
      @w3ghe711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      breadordecide yeah, but at least people are loving sony and for it, meanwhile Konami is just getting shit on by everybody

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It did work out pretty nice for konami after Kojima left, small budgets and no sales extreme hate, i see as a big win situation.
      And as sony doesn't need profit for his games that badly, a 10/10 exclusive would rack in more money anyway, i'm on board.

  • @ManiacX1999
    @ManiacX1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Look, game franchises are more than capable of living without their creator. It's when they're in the hands of someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're doing is when problems arise.

    • @joaobatistaperinjunior953
      @joaobatistaperinjunior953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Game franchises can die with their creators too, it's a two way road.
      But it sure does happen more when they left to others.

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joao Batista Perin Junior That rarely happens...

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ManiacX1999
      *looks at Crash(before the remaster), Spyro, Silent Hill, and dozens of other games*
      Dude, have you even played a long running franchise? Other then Nintendo games, most of them have shit games in their libraries.

    • @ArcticTenshi
      @ArcticTenshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Moment of silence for the Mass Effect series

    • @custos3249
      @custos3249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tooooootally. Which is why we have so many, like seriously so many, games on par with MGS's quality and wtf factor...... I mean, think about it. It only takes counterfeiters years of their lives studying great works of art to recreate fakes in their image that only the most highly trained eye can discern, so a business that thinks Pachinko is a better bet than videogames? Yup. They got this. There is no such thing as a virtuoso in gaming.....

  • @Breezey_Dubz
    @Breezey_Dubz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This probably the most objective you've been in a review since. Ever. Damn yahtzee never thought I'd see this day come

  • @AbaddonDrums
    @AbaddonDrums 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Yahtzee: Mentions Silent Hills.
    Me: Cries in the corner.

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    As someone who has english as their second language, you were speaking so gosh darn diddly fast in the last minute I had to slow the video down and use subtitles just to understand what you were saying. lol

    • @mistakesweremade1770
      @mistakesweremade1770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ Pretty much all his reviews are like that--but he streams and talks at a normal human pace then :D

    • @555hiddenlotus
      @555hiddenlotus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Welcome to Zero Punctuation reviews.

    • @Rejectcity00
      @Rejectcity00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      English is my only language and I could barely keep up.

    • @damobeck1
      @damobeck1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Welcome to zero punctuation.
      He is like this because he uses zero punctuations.

    • @themightyjagrafess8596
      @themightyjagrafess8596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ you're new here, aren't you

  • @smilemv96
    @smilemv96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That tourist joke is top notch. Almost chocked to death thanks to it.

  • @Supaserrin
    @Supaserrin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:45 Wow, Yahtzee is indeed the zero punctuation master.

  • @RadicalRickEntertainment
    @RadicalRickEntertainment 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Occasionally not boring"
    Damn, those are kind words from Yahtzee....

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maybe Metal Gear Survive takes place in an alternate universe where the Decepticons won the war for Cybertron and corrupted humanity with Dark Energon.

    • @cusionmon6652
      @cusionmon6652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Konami aren't inventive enough to think of something slightly above lazy.

    • @avenge2168
      @avenge2168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      deus vult this sounds like it was written by a 12 year old on an extreme coco-pops high

  • @MegaTimmytommy
    @MegaTimmytommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He never touched on how they require you to buy save slots.

  • @CaptainDoomsday
    @CaptainDoomsday 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is ironically some of the highest praise Survive has seen, and it's coming from Yahtzee.

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug89 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way he said "We really fucking aren't" was so evocative goddamn.

  • @AmishGangsta404
    @AmishGangsta404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I get the distinct feeling he may not have liked this game.

    • @redkite1908
      @redkite1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can you tell?
      :V

  • @adeptusshitpostes7639
    @adeptusshitpostes7639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The only one trying to survive here is my dignity after playing this game.

  • @Bird_Dog00
    @Bird_Dog00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Is it just me or does Yahtzee sound realy pissed about the fact, that he can't just call the game unmitigated crap?

    • @MintMovies
      @MintMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He does enjoy a good field day tearing apart the undeniably shitty. It's like a hobby for him. So yes, it denied him his favorite pasttime.

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I’m surprised Yahtzee didn’t mention the character save micro transactions. That’s plenty reason to “burn the studio down.”

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be fair, it's really only as good as it is because of the engine, which they just took from MGSV anyway.

    • @doublejesusful
      @doublejesusful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not a character save its an entire new character that can use and adds to your current stocked resources over all characters. Plus I've also been showered with enough premium currency from daily logins to get an extra character if I wanted it. It's just like paying for FOB's.

    • @louiesalmon3932
      @louiesalmon3932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You say that like it's a good thing. The fact that not only is another save locked behind a "micro"transaction, but ALSO having that extra character actively make your original character better is just gross. Games shouldn't be a fucking job that you clock into each day, and then get rewarded with scrip that can only be spent at the company store, to buy equipment that should have just been given to you in the first place.

  • @AlecPrice
    @AlecPrice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Shit another book? I haven't even started "will save the Galaxy for food"

  • @HoursIsLava
    @HoursIsLava 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yahtzee thank you for bringing the heat for years, hope you keep doing it for many more

  • @reala90
    @reala90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dat triple AAA rant at the end tho.

  • @arandomcheese
    @arandomcheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You really hit the zero punctuation towards the end there Yahtzee.

  • @Brandonhayhew
    @Brandonhayhew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Metal Gear Survive should just a two separate big DLC for MGS5, one is this the survive the zombie and the other is co-op online campaign.

  • @glav2948
    @glav2948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Y'know, given the subject matter and the reviewer, this review is unusually kind

  • @regulatormachine2788
    @regulatormachine2788 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really enjoy the speed he talks, it's only a tiny bit quicker than everyone I know talks (when they know what they are talking about), except with no punctuation, that's why I like it, no messing around, and I find the humor quite funny.

  • @regularfries3147
    @regularfries3147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is first time i am watching this show and i get it why it is called zero punctuation.

  • @mr.fahrenheit3768
    @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    RIP Metal Gear. You will live on in things that have fucking nothing to do with Metal Gear but with your name slapped on

  • @CommisarHood
    @CommisarHood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that imagine of the reception to MGS: Survive I can imagine a skit based on it.
    Konami: Ah here comes our latest game now how was it?
    MGS Survive: I don't think they liked me.
    Konami: What gave you that impression?
    MGS Survive: Well... (Falls forward reveling several arrows in his back)
    Konami: Ah... well... bugger... (Takes an arrow between the eyes pans over to a masked bowman)
    ???: Finally revenge (Pulls off mask to reveal its PT)
    PT: For Kojima San!!!

  • @man1c_Sc0rpio
    @man1c_Sc0rpio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, the attempt at breaking the world record for fastest talker got me rolling.

  • @vinnythewebsurfer
    @vinnythewebsurfer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Calling it now.
    This is #5 in the bland list.

    • @TJ-bg4fw
      @TJ-bg4fw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minimum, 3 max

    • @Ligma.69420
      @Ligma.69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'd say #3 which is really the worst place to be on that list because it doesn't stand out enough even in being bland to be above or below it.

    • @SecularMentat
      @SecularMentat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll be surprised it's not in the 'meh' position of 3rd in the top blandest games of 2018.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vinnythewebsurfer I would say 3rd. Because, you know, being bland but not bland enough to make it the most bland is a feat in of itself

    • @chrisschirripa5917
      @chrisschirripa5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m from the future to tell All of you that you’re wrong. It’s his 3rd worst.

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:45 That fast talking fucking killed me. XD

  • @roylee6466
    @roylee6466 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    He seemed to enjoy this game more than Kingdom Come Deliverance. Odd indeed

    • @sylonogwailou
      @sylonogwailou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's a contrarian, what do you expect?

  • @timetravelchrononaut
    @timetravelchrononaut 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:42 - 5:55 for the first time i had to listen twice, so i can understand everything. Well done sir.

  • @casualcraftman1599
    @casualcraftman1599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Waiting for the print version of Yahtzee new book.

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:35 YAHTZEE, PULL OUT, YOU'RE SHOWING EMOTION

  • @joegt123
    @joegt123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.

  • @bbrake
    @bbrake 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Occasionally not that boring" should be one of the on-box quotes for the inevitable "complete edition" release

  • @MitoseNorikoFan
    @MitoseNorikoFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It seems obvious to me why Yahtzee isn't just tearing the game apart. I never got the impression that he liked the other mgs games all that much in the first place. So why would he feel betrayed that it's changing. Every other youtuber actually liked Metal Gear so they can't judge it on its own merits.

    • @Carlos-ln8fd
      @Carlos-ln8fd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Spectre Walkthroughs he also kinda liked MGS V but because of the gamemplay being fun, not any connection to the game's themes or ideas.

  • @DannyCheatTV
    @DannyCheatTV 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your breath control in this is amazing

  • @pyrelight9794
    @pyrelight9794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Blandest game of 2018?

    • @MyH3ntaiGirl
      @MyH3ntaiGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyre Light nope
      WORST (who know, maybe many morebto come)

    • @MetaL556
      @MetaL556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I wouldn't go that far with the "worst". MGS (not to confuse with Solid) is just incessantly mediocre, and would have probably gone by without fanfare were it not part of a recognized franchise. The worst games of the year are games that barely function, that drive you insane just by looking at them, things that Man should have never conceived for they are considered acts against God.

    • @WippleNut
      @WippleNut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same, as for worst, I'd probably give that to hunt down the freeman (if you can even call that a game).

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah. Game isn't even that bad. Just mind numbingly mediocre.

    • @thedatatreader
      @thedatatreader 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyre Light He should have a list of Laziest Games where clearly the studio put minimal effort into the actual game. It wpuld definitely fit there.

  • @arenkai
    @arenkai 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Occasionally not boring"
    Well, that's still better than what I expected from it.

  • @skeptical.bricks7098
    @skeptical.bricks7098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *I've been looking forward to this*

  • @Ragetiger1
    @Ragetiger1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    give me the pachinko machine and bugger off. Watching a metal ball bouncing around is more fun that about 90% of the games being made this year and last year and the year before that.

  • @Ouroboros619
    @Ouroboros619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Props to you Yahtzee for judging the game on GAMEPLAY. All I hear from everyone else is "WAAAAHHH, NO HIDEO, WAAAHHH, MICROTRANSACTIONS, WAAAHHHH"

  • @raditzace
    @raditzace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    @3:18 i believe what you're trying to say is: "they tried pulling a mgs5: ground zero with zero added features, but this time they added microtranactions,because fuck you give us money."

  • @TOXCzombiclaw
    @TOXCzombiclaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never thought I'd see the day when Dunkey was more harsh than Yahtzee. What a world we live in.....

    • @smward87
      @smward87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yahtzee actually isn't that harsh anymore for the most part, unless the game is truly awful. Most "bad games" these days are just boring or not worth getting in a tizzy over, despite that being his entire gimmick. This game is a perfect example. It's just...mediocre. it just exists. It's not worth getting angry over because to do so would require more thought and emotional engagement then the makers themselves gave to it.

    • @redkite1908
      @redkite1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That, and with stuff like this, he tends to be more Passive aggressive than proactively aggressive, usually because everyone else has already done the whole Aggressive part.

    • @PoyoSpartan547
      @PoyoSpartan547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was actually hoping for Yahtzee to offer a bit more of an unbiased view of the game given how he prefers poking fun at Kojima's absurd storytelling and never seemed too attached to the whole thing. He still didn't seem to explore much of the gameplay, but at least he's not taking it like Konami just butchered his own child. That skinner box comment really summed up the whole situation, which was about as realistically harsh you can be about this game.

    • @TOXCzombiclaw
      @TOXCzombiclaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pc Genie (videogamedunkey) The dude has some really funny videos and some review content. I recommend checking out his non-review content if you really want to laugh.

    • @TOXCzombiclaw
      @TOXCzombiclaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poyo Spartan I fall into a similar boat on not giving a shit about Kojima. I loved playing V but the story was god awful and hidden behind terrible choices. I'm looking forward to Death Stranding because it will either go down in flame proving that Kojima is insane or it will be great and will point to the fact that I just don't understand his "vision". Or alternatively, It will get praise while being terrible and prove that people really are just balls deep on anything Kojima.

  • @SquallGunblade88
    @SquallGunblade88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "occasionally not boring" the best way to describe it...

  • @erikseidler133
    @erikseidler133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Are tactical farts an actual game mechanic?

  • @JDRetrolUtion
    @JDRetrolUtion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:26 Mounting an expedition to plunder resources is a very American thing to do, but coming from a British person is rich. "I learned it from you Dad!"

  • @chatotalks5325
    @chatotalks5325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    wait why does this game have "metal gear" glued to it?
    EDIT: don't say money

    • @innocentsin6206
      @innocentsin6206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gotta get the cash, gotta get the dough.

    • @aylamaiia
      @aylamaiia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      chatotalks _____, Get away, get a good job with good pay and you're ok,

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What else could someone say?

    • @aylamaiia
      @aylamaiia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      chatotalks ____ loads of _____

    • @JDelwynn
      @JDelwynn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Money.

  • @JaxonHex
    @JaxonHex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm honestly shocked you didn't say anything about the save paywall

  • @djtoxicdhg
    @djtoxicdhg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Snake snake snaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkeeeeee!!!!!!!!

  • @calas7
    @calas7 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It got REALLY zero punctuation at the very end there, excellent :)

  • @LuckXvaati
    @LuckXvaati 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't even get why anyone would want to play it in the first place. There are three categories that Survive plays into: Zombie, Survival, Metal Gear. The thing is that there are probably/most likely better zombie games, better survival games, and there are definitely better Metal Gear games. If any of those interest you, find those better games, and let the average-at-best cash grab wither and die.

    • @balthierg
      @balthierg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you can play those to death and be totally bored by them. I like this game a lot and play it between Monster Hunter and Kingdom Come.

    • @Spherehead123
      @Spherehead123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      People forget the MG made spin-offs

  • @blitzburn2871
    @blitzburn2871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I did not expect Yahtzhee to give this game one of the nicer reviews

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So it's the world war z: the movie of games?
    Fundamentally just okay but tainted by the fact that it represents a huge disservice to the source material and middle finger to the core audience

  • @RYNOCIRATOR_V5
    @RYNOCIRATOR_V5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:53 - Yahtzee: "the dialogue scenes never take longer than a few minutes and don't always reiterate the same point over and over again"
    Me: *V O C A L C O R D P A R A S I T E*

  • @GammaDelta7
    @GammaDelta7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Metal Gear Dies

    • @malowhim7340
      @malowhim7340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GammaDelta MG killed in action

  • @ManoredRed
    @ManoredRed 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Like its Black Friday at the crystal meth shop" delicious black humor.

  • @IapitusMcHeimer
    @IapitusMcHeimer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didn't sign up for british Eminem doing game reviews at Rap God Speeds, but that's what I got
    I'm ok with this

    • @redkite1908
      @redkite1908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's Australian.

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Kite He's British but was born in Australia.

  • @mr.candyworm2693
    @mr.candyworm2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:37 is a line that should be tatood on video game publishers forehead backwards, so they can see it in the mirror every morning

  • @mariochaosspear
    @mariochaosspear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never thought I'd see the day when Yahtzee gave one of the more favorable reviews of a bad game.

  • @felisasininus1784
    @felisasininus1784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey, that’s just as fast as Eminem in Rap God!
    And I followed every word he said! Yay.

  • @mistakesweremade1770
    @mistakesweremade1770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm not buying Metal Gear Survive on principle. And though I can't help feeling squeamish knowing friends own it, I'm not gonna hold it against them. Would I prefer Konami never to make another dollar? YES. And I know they probably have when someone plays the game. But I'm not gonna hold it against someone if they ENJOY the experience.
    Although watching a bunch of jackwads in a game site comment sections lording on about how Metal Gear fans should just suck it up and not be offended by the game are some of the biggest horrors I've seen.

    • @mistakesweremade1770
      @mistakesweremade1770 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ranthony But I never said I was. I said I'd feel squeamish and have some personal issues, as I've never experienced bosses as bad as Konami, where they've been accused of blacklisting employees that leave the company so they can basically never get another job in their market, but I have experienced horrible bosses and abusive relationships before where someone has taken advantage of me, as well as the pettiness with which they've handled the Kojima separation has not endeared them to me any further.
      I'm still not going to judge them for enjoying a game experience. I enjoyed the old MGS, and Konami was still Konami back then.

    • @samurai90x
      @samurai90x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i bought the game, played it for a little over 40 hours now, i like the game, the co-op is pretty darn fun, it would be evne more fun if there were more people so match making didn't take forever, as far i'm concerned, having played other metal gear games casually, it isn't like the story is all that far from any other game, also it's a spin off, but i like how it ties itself to the existing canon convincingly, given the universe of metal gear, if you take that as it stands, suspending your disblief and all that, then the scenario is plenty plausible.

    • @SlingingHashSlasher
      @SlingingHashSlasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bruh that took exageration to a whole new level (And did you seriously put *exhales* into your comment) Also side note: how the fuck are you gonna tell your readers that your rant is supposed to be funny that's like if a comedian put up a sign that said "laugh" whenever he finished a punch line.

    • @mistakesweremade1770
      @mistakesweremade1770 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      deus vult Again that's your choice. I'm not mad because it's a spin off. I didn't freak out about the PSP game or any of that. Think what you want though

  • @cjr9996
    @cjr9996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    R.I.P Metal Gear, may it live on forever

  • @anone.mousse674
    @anone.mousse674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fashionably early, as ever.

  • @AAA-vd1kv
    @AAA-vd1kv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Let’s consider Metal Gear Survive by its own merit”
    That’s right. Exactly like how you judged Thief 2014 and Deus Ex: Human Revolution by their own merits.

  • @kakarroto007
    @kakarroto007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    $10 to buy a save slot. what kind of world is this?

  • @Jerberus
    @Jerberus 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Blood stained filth." So a typical Tuesday for you.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    so... it's a bad version of dragon quest builders

  • @DragonfireVEVO
    @DragonfireVEVO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine expecting a metal gear in metal gear lmao

  • @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587
    @anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Basically, the game just says ZOMBIES at you for an hour
    and the plot was created by an angsty teenager using Clippy.

  • @Soup-man
    @Soup-man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:40 As an American, I can confirm.

  • @onedeadsaint
    @onedeadsaint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    #FucKonami

  • @nobodyuknow2490
    @nobodyuknow2490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap, you went full-on "micro-machines commercial" about 2/3 of the way through ^_^

  • @aylamaiia
    @aylamaiia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Somethingth.

  • @matvarela
    @matvarela 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You didnt even mention the glowing red unicorn horns on the zombies that are obviously repurposed HUD markers so you can tell the difference between a pile of dusty rocks and a crowd of zombiecorns.

  • @SupremeMarioGamer
    @SupremeMarioGamer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Zombie games are a dead genre.

    • @emwZEEK
      @emwZEEK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      State of decay 2 and the last of us 2 would like a word with you.
      Also there hasnt been many zombie games in like a year. (i dont even consider this game really a zombie game)

    • @TheBardorp
      @TheBardorp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Days Gone.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good joke you have there, it'd be a shame if it went over people's heads...

    • @JakobatHeart
      @JakobatHeart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayyyy i see what you did there
      fuck you

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zombies have the potential to be very interesting concepts, yet very few can do more with it other than making a bland copy of other successful zombie related stuff.

  • @cablekibble2942
    @cablekibble2942 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    By god the end of this video was glorious. So fast, but so true.

  • @vcom741
    @vcom741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Huh. Legitimately surprised. Honestly thought Yahtzee would hate it more than Angry Joe. Oh well, one man's trash is another man's slightly less shitty trash :/

    • @TheCommanderjoe
      @TheCommanderjoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      vcom741 angry joe is more likely to jump on the bandwagon

    • @vcom741
      @vcom741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm...interesting.
      So, what is Yahtzee then? Or any TH-camr who does this for a living for that matter? All of them are here just for fun? Views don't matter to them?

    • @vcom741
      @vcom741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Can you not read"?
      ...I don't see what you mean by this.
      I would argue Joe also has a good personality.

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vcom741 It’s more likely that Yahtzee judges more on gameplay, he did that for Star Wars Battlefront II as well. Skipped over the fandom and micro transactions.

    • @vcom741
      @vcom741 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that's fair. Every reviewer will have different point of view because of different biases.
      Joe grew up on Star Wars and Metal Gear, so he has nostalgia for this games, and hates them being done badly.
      Yahtzee on the other hand is always objective, never letting any sort of nostalgia blind him.

  • @ΈκτοραςΕλευθεριάδης
    @ΈκτοραςΕλευθεριάδης 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone in konami headquarters write now : O shit i fell so bad making mgs survive the guilt and shame that i fell is beyond everythink imagineble .If i could make survive all over again i would make it a batlle rouale game.

  • @nothgorb9115
    @nothgorb9115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:45 turbo yahtzee mode engaged

  • @taylormarcon1098
    @taylormarcon1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I get people saying give it a chance and if you ignore how it missuses the metal gear name it's not that bad. But it goes both ways. It's not good and if it didn't have the metal gear name it wouldn't be getting attention. It's a cash grab and it's forgettable.

    • @taylormarcon1098
      @taylormarcon1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      deus vult I both agree and disagree. While I see your point this is very different. Acid was an attempt to bring a metal gear like series to portables when they were not sure how to do that. Rising explored the background of a character people we're interested in. This game is not Cannon and has nothing to do with metal gear at all. If it we're not for the engine, the reuse of the map and the opening cut scene it would have absolutely no relation. The only reason it bears the name metal gear is to get people to buy it and to facilitate the laziness of reusing the map and the engine. One could argue virtually the same for acid. And yes this is technically a spin off but the point is why it's a spin-off. And again that is to make more money than it would have on it's own and so they could make an easy zombie game without having to come up with a world for it themselves.

  • @ultgamercw6759
    @ultgamercw6759 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    On the up side death stranding looks great.

  • @midnitemayhem5155
    @midnitemayhem5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    *saw the the video only had 0 views*
    Clicked as fast as a mortal man could
    Sees the video already got 2.9k views😑🔫

    • @salsamancer
      @salsamancer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MidNite Mayhem why do you care how many views a video has?

    • @midnitemayhem5155
      @midnitemayhem5155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nochtczar i just wanted to be really early ☺

    • @NoobLord9001
      @NoobLord9001 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not worth pulling the trigger over tbh