I was at the airport that day...Thought it would be the best day of my life, since I had a chance to meet Conan. Instead of getting his autograph, I got a bullet in my back as he fired at random.
Sam: "So you think that they are on to us?" Brian: "No, they won't ever find the $600,000 worth of Cocain under the kazeebo. That Conan didn't seem too bright. He was suspicious of us but the Sheriff won't ever listen to him." Sam: "Alright good. It took me a very long time to dig up a hole under that kazeebo with those boxcutters I stole from the store, I wouldn't want all that to go to waste." Brian: "Yea I know what you mean... Want some chocolate?"
True I feel this is so unfair. They say Conan is bad at interviews. But then Fallon is bad at interviews too. But he makes up for it by Games. So Conan should be allowed to compensate with remotes and skits.
I believe he was actually sincere. He seems to belong to another mettle from that of those obnoxious tv hosts, news anchors, stand up comedians and Hollywood celebrities
I grew up in a town about 15 mins away from Alvarado. I feel like me and Conan now share a bond that transcends the internet and connects us on a local level and gives me hope that someday I will meet this creative, funny and pale man.
from Venus here. The utter surprise of seeing where he was. I was like, "The only way anyone should go to Alvaredo, Venus, Midlothian, is if they're filming a bit about tiny crappy rural areas.." Then I remembered it was Conan. Was kinda surreal though seeing that stretch of highway in this context.
Conan got it half right. But he missed one important detail: Batman and Superman, what do they represent? Brian and Sam, obviously. But that they would've been in it together would've been too obvious. It was their counsins who were in on it together. BUT... they just so happened to be each other's cousins, so 'their cousins', that's themselves. They did do it. But it just wasn't in an as obvious way as it seemed. Thus the money is 200 yards south of the gazebo.
I remember before I knew Conan, I would check the TV Guide and see "Conan", every week, and think to myself "why the hell is Conan the Barbarian on every week". I decided to actually watch it one day, and I've been a massive fan of Conan since!
Haha Sandy was so awesome. Had me laughing like crazy. What a character. She even had a Superman and Batman tattoo on her, what a badass. You don't fuck with her.
That lady at the general store seems like a lovely human being. If I were her, I'd research if the band KISS ever came through Alvarado around the time of her birth. I'm pretty sure Gene Simmons is her father.
This might be the funniest thing ever created on this planet? How is Conan not waaaaaay more popular? I feel like he is somehow underrated? To me he is on the top 3 of funniest people to ever have lived!!!
Lucahz I was thinking the same thing. Is there something in the water in this town, most of the people were acting like they had a stick shoved up their ass, all except for the lady in the general store.
@@artvandelay632 This town seems like a very very small isolated town.They are a lots of them in Texas.I was surpise when I visited one because there was very little people and a lot of them seem and acted liked the ones on the video.
@@manormanman7092 have you seen more than this remote? Everyone act like that on them, if anything that lady in the store was one of the more interactive people whose been on the remotes
that lady Sandy was hilarious, really great dry humor.... talking about the candy bars saying "well, that was a couple months ago so the trail's gone cold" 🤣
You'd need a twenty minute long slow-motion sequence of the Gazebo turning into Conan's face, and then his eyes suddenly turn into galaxies and explode, while a dog barks 'srettuc xob' over and over again.
Chuck Norris should reprise his role as Walker, Texas Ranger and have Conan as his partner... His investigation broad room briefing was worthy for an episode!
the interaction with sandy was the BEST one ive ever seen, she doesnt recognize conan and tells him "you need to watch more TV", conan says "i hate TV, and the PEOPLE ON IT" which he is haha
+Bad Drivers Of Napa Valley looks like they were told to take it seriously, probably for effect. considering the cop tries hiding his laughter at 4:19 :)
Man this is hilarious AF! Love the Sheriff’s sense of humor, and I keep coming for the “ If you dig up the Gazebo, I think, you’ll find 600K of Cocaine!”
Can we take a moment to applauded that sheriff and his deputies for having a sense of humor, and letting Conan be a Barney Fife in his town? We need more law enforcement officers like that. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you've lost your humanity. And that's a really bad thing for somebody who serves the public.
I almost died on the 600k cocaine conclusion. Conan cracks me up!
Joao Sousa Same here hahah
Conan CRACKs you up
That was the best xDD
I laughed for ages after that...Conan's the best!
that epic music make more funny
The true hero of the day, was the cameraman who caught Conans hat out of the air as it was about to fly away.
bitfreakazoid Yeah I saw that, too. Nice catch! To you and the camera man.
@@patrickowens4294 hahhahaa..100%
That would have been the end of everything right there. Can't be a deputy without a sheriff's hat.
Gotta get your hats tailored in Texas. The wind gets insane.
Now that's what I'm talking about
I was at the airport that day...Thought it would be the best day of my life, since I had a chance to meet Conan. Instead of getting his autograph, I got a bullet in my back as he fired at random.
Hahahahaha. Nice!
Stryc9Nine
PatchouliMoonsong It was over a year ago and why didn't you report this?
wisdomleader85 I tried to but since Conan's a celebrity, he got away with it.
PatchouliMoonsong wisdomleader85 Well played...Both of you...
"I would arrest Sam and I would shoot Brian"
That gets me every time hahaha
The officers didn't seem very amused, though. :) But, by all means, let's do as Conan the Barbarian says.
You mean, Conan the barbarrier? As the woman in the store called him.
"Preferably in the back"
😂
I thot you meant it for real
If this was a full 30 minute show on TV each week I would totally watch it.
rickysatx79
coming from someone that lives one town over..... that's the most exitement they will have for the next 10 years.
Then just watch reno 911
@@iGaveLiaHIV not as good
This should be his new show.
LOL...Ya, "Conan Cracks the Case". Would be epic
I love how the Sheriff tries to hide his laughter at 4:19.
I wouldn't be able to handle this guy, he's just too funny!
dagda3000 good catch! Thank you, for pointing that out. 😂
That part almost killed me.
the cop behind him isn't having any of that funny business
Idk
.....can't see anything
Sam: "So you think that they are on to us?"
Brian: "No, they won't ever find the $600,000 worth of Cocain under the kazeebo. That Conan didn't seem too bright. He was suspicious of us but the Sheriff won't ever listen to him."
Sam: "Alright good. It took me a very long time to dig up a hole under that kazeebo with those boxcutters I stole from the store, I wouldn't want all that to go to waste."
Brian: "Yea I know what you mean... Want some chocolate?"
Best Comment Ever
+Blujay GFX Nice.. Although it's spelled Gazebo
The REJECT Monster my bad
haha xD
+Blujay GFX Why would you dig with a boxcutter lmao
His face while saying: "you'll find 600,000 dollars in cocaine..." Was the best! He was so convinced/serious about it... genius!
Conan is so hilarious, I honestly see him as the funniest talk show host. These gigs he does are always enjoyable, He has a true sense of whats funny.
exactly
Motion Forwarded!
True I feel this is so unfair. They say Conan is bad at interviews. But then Fallon is bad at interviews too. But he makes up for it by Games. So Conan should be allowed to compensate with remotes and skits.
"Conan the Barbarian?"
"No, I've never heard that before"
why did conan ignore her?
I thought she said “Conan the Barber”.
i thought she said conan the barbariarian
Conan the barbarrier
Conan the Barberien ?
the explanation of the gazebo sounded exactly like nicholas cage in every national treasure movie.. haha
No, it was "Knowing" (2009)
Therefore , If the flag is upside down ... The treasure is in the basement
lol, Deputy Conan is the best
They should make a miniseries: "Deputy Conan" (Ginger Justice)
loafungusOM AHA Ginger Justice I love that nice!
Everybody be chill until u see deputy conan on the scene
I'd be robbing a bank and he would shoot everyone else.
7 years later this didn't age well.I would love to see Conan be Rambo.
"I hate TV. I hate the people on it"
Thats why he takes so many anti depressants :P
haha the audience didn't catch that one.
I believe he was actually sincere. He seems to belong to another mettle from that of those obnoxious tv hosts, news anchors, stand up comedians and Hollywood celebrities
I grew up in a town about 15 mins away from Alvarado. I feel like me and Conan now share a bond that transcends the internet and connects us on a local level and gives me hope that someday I will meet this creative, funny and pale man.
Just go and stand outside his house for a few days, smiling so he knows you're friendly. He'd love that.
from Venus here. The utter surprise of seeing where he was. I was like, "The only way anyone should go to Alvaredo, Venus, Midlothian, is if they're filming a bit about tiny crappy rural areas.." Then I remembered it was Conan. Was kinda surreal though seeing that stretch of highway in this context.
Burleson, perhaps?
Conan got it half right. But he missed one important detail: Batman and Superman, what do they represent? Brian and Sam, obviously. But that they would've been in it together would've been too obvious. It was their counsins who were in on it together. BUT... they just so happened to be each other's cousins, so 'their cousins', that's themselves. They did do it. But it just wasn't in an as obvious way as it seemed. Thus the money is 200 yards south of the gazebo.
Genius. 100pts to Hufflepuff
case.closed
please run for cheriff. that was spot on. you got my vote
joseph lee please run to spell check
*B* Batman = Brian
*S* Superman = Sam
*Mind = Blown*
I remember before I knew Conan, I would check the TV Guide and see "Conan", every week, and think to myself "why the hell is Conan the Barbarian on every week". I decided to actually watch it one day, and I've been a massive fan of Conan since!
TheSchoolOfPotatoes hahah that's hilarious
your an idiot
You're*
no, you are!
I miss TV guide
The sheriff can't stop himself from laughing at Conan but quickly recovers
4:18
Are u talking about Damien because he’s in my house right now he’s dating my mom lmao he showed me this video
Haha Sandy was so awesome. Had me laughing like crazy. What a character. She even had a Superman and Batman tattoo on her, what a badass. You don't fuck with her.
That lady at the general store seems like a lovely human being. If I were her, I'd research if the band KISS ever came through Alvarado around the time of her birth. I'm pretty sure Gene Simmons is her father.
+JohnLoCicero lol she actually has a picture wearing a kiss-shirt on her profile ;)
***** Interesting...
KISSluminati confirmed
But how would he be her father if they came by the time she was born? 🤔
He meant 9 months before she was born. :)
God I Wish this segment was at least 3-4 times longer! Its soooo good! Possibly my favorite one hes done in the history of the show.
I hope the person who stole the box-cutter blades watches this.
He's shaking in his Texas-boots.
They are currently rolling in their grave, under a gazebo.
He has fled the country for sure by now and with good reason.
I heard he mysteriously was found with a bullet in his back...
Stop the steal!
Dammit! After 2 hours I realize I'm on another Conan marathon. Get me every time!
"I say we arrest Sam, and-- shoot Brian." I'M DEAD. LMFAO
"preferably in the back"lol
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And so is brian
I almost fell out of my chair from laughter!! Conan is a genius!
What if he was right, and a drug lord was just like, "shit! Conan's on to me!"
Finally!!! Somebody did make the "Conan the Barbarian" joke!!!!!
love it when coco is doing this typa gigs
Conan has the best skits.
Yup... His skits are way better than anyone else's.
Tim S You basically just repeated what he said, that's fun.
Yeah, his skits are very good, much better than some other skits.
Its call Remote, .. and yeah when doing stuff like this conan is the king. If only he do this type of stuff everday
when he drew that triangle i was waiting for him to say "Illuminati Confirmed"
He's not an edgy kid in the internet so he's not going to do it. +Aron Örn
+Brown Man hehe xd edgy dude
This might be the funniest thing ever created on this planet? How is Conan not waaaaaay more popular? I feel like he is somehow underrated? To me he is on the top 3 of funniest people to ever have lived!!!
I am surprised he was not attacked by martial arts experts that want world peace. Also Conan is on to something.
love it when Damian gets in the game too "whos the guy next door"
More Deputy Conan PLEASE!
Jesse Pinkman I am going to miss breaking bad .........It was a really top notch show...........right bitch? lol just kidding
"You should watch more TV," says the woman to the man with several TV cameras and audio gear pointed at him.
She probably thinks this is the tv show "Cops" lol.
John Cannavicci or maybe it's a documentary
Shes just from the south
Oh that is one clever gal. Im in love with her. Great sense of humour.
yeah i know right? she was fucking clueless about the huge camera in front of her face.
Idiot.
I love how the mustached cop didnt even flinch. I would be dying from laughter :D
why dont we have part 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 ................. !!!??
+ultimo aeav Given that Conan decided to go shoot his gun randomly out the window might be the reason there are no further parts...
+ultimo aeav it's classified i think conan found 600k worth cocaine
Apparently he had to leave Texas and go back to L. A. God bless Texas.
Tough improv to pull off when nobody else really reacts to you. Good on Conan for holding his own lol
Lucahz I was thinking the same thing. Is there something in the water in this town, most of the people were acting like they had a stick shoved up their ass, all except for the lady in the general store.
@@artvandelay632 This town seems like a very very small isolated town.They are a lots of them in Texas.I was surpise when I visited one because there was very little people and a lot of them seem and acted liked the ones on the video.
@@manormanman7092 have you seen more than this remote? Everyone act like that on them, if anything that lady in the store was one of the more interactive people whose been on the remotes
That's it I'm definitely hooked to Conan's skits.
We seriously need a buddy cop movie with Conan and Schlansky.
Schlansky's various duties might suddenly come to light.
Conan you are simply the best! Your much better at some of the top comedians today! Bloody brilliant
I'm crying of laughter at that 600k cocaine scene my chest hurts from laughing.
I don't think I've ever seen a more ironic moment than when the woman who didn't recognise Conan told him he "needs to watch more TV"
Lmao I live just north of Alvarado and I used to go to David's all the time 😂😂
ever buy some expired candy bars there?
I think Trey is on the triangle as well... Assume hostility, shoot on sight.
Holy balls, get this man to crack the identity of the Zodiac Killer, HE"S A GENIUS
I thought he was going to make an illuminati joke with the triangle
lol me too but he is too smart for illuminati jokes
This is Conan not the sidemen
It got 'removed'
Ikr
Tommy Ortiz hes apart of it... he wouldn't want to blow his cover
"So you don't think we need to shoot anybody"
Look on his face at 0:24
I was about to say that xD
Lady at 1:30 definitely has a lot of comedic potential
Lol those deputies were like "I aint having none of your sht conan" LOL
i think they were asked to not laugh to much to make the scene feel more serious, thus making it funnier for us
Probably, although the old guy who trained Conan couldn't help himself at 4:19
This should be a tv show, and it should be called: *An Irish Man In Texas* (AIMIT)
+Niels Lauridsen I'd be watching it everyday if I could.
the closest thing to this is "reno 911!"
The closest thing is Preacher
AGREED 😂😎
This is my favorite remote! Never fails to make me laugh 😂
Brian is batman on the ladys arm, and sam is superman on the ladys arm
The General Store owner runs the entire show! I knew there was something fishy going on with her...
that lady Sandy was hilarious, really great dry humor.... talking about the candy bars saying "well, that was a couple months ago so the trail's gone cold" 🤣
Without the laugh track, this may actually pass for an episode of Twin Peaks.
It's not a laugh track... it's an audience watching a video.
***** Without the live studio audience watching the video, this may actually pass for an episode of Twin Peaks. Better?
"Diane..."
Needs more cherry pie and damn good coffee
You'd need a twenty minute long slow-motion sequence of the Gazebo turning into Conan's face, and then his eyes suddenly turn into galaxies and explode, while a dog barks 'srettuc xob' over and over again.
this might be the town's first police case in over 20 years.
"This thing is starting to come together" Crying from laughter
Chuck Norris should reprise his role as Walker, Texas Ranger and have Conan as his partner... His investigation broad room briefing was worthy for an episode!
what if he was right? LMAOOO
what do you mean "IF"?!
***** You're hot.
Robert Jamison no you are :*
They must have to edit out so much laughter! That sheriff lost it at the cocaine part
The "Barbarian" part nearly killed me😂⚰🤣
Sandy a real one! Great comedic timing actually!
Life is something we need to laugh at. I like what Conan brings.
The world is now a safer place thanks to Deputy Conan.
Conan needs his own cop show with Bill Burr set in the 70s that would be hilarious.
I swear Conana is the best comedian
that cocaine conclusion reminds me about my mom judging my childhood
"i've been a lawman for over 48 minutes"
😂
Woman: "Are they open?"
Conan: "Oh yeah, they're open,you can come on in..."
***winds up window & drove away
Conon man you are absolutely crazy man .....I started seeing your video's from yesterday. OMG you make me Happy .....Thank You.
Please make this into a TV show
I have watched every Conan remote I could find like 5 times already and they're still funny.
Best detective work ever
the interaction with sandy was the BEST one ive ever seen, she doesnt recognize conan and tells him "you need to watch more TV", conan says "i hate TV, and the PEOPLE ON IT" which he is haha
S.O.S Someone please help I am on a conan Spree and I can't stop please I have responsibilities this is serious Conan why do you do this
oh my god... this is so funny!!
Yes Conan remotes are so funny.....and your Hot.
Her hot what?! I MUST KNOW!
IM FREAKING OUT>
John Cannavicci Yes Conan remotes are funny, and your lonely.
Nah, Horny ;)
now we have the next True Detective's detective
Why isn't this already a show??
DEPUTY CONAN!
Make it Happen TBS!
Hot Fuzz 2
I CAN'T I CAN'T.. I'M GENUINELY LAUGHING SO MUCH
CONAN YOU ARE THE BEST
I hope I meet Conan in person one day! Smart, funny, intelligent and just a good guy!
Deputy Conan and Jordan Schlansky would make the best partners for True Detective
I don't know how those officers kept such a straight face. I would of busted up laughing when we was drawing everything out.
1:58 Looks like Ben Stiller Hahahah :D
I keep rewatching all of conan's videos!...For the 5th time!
1:13 she called out that other business on national tv lol
No because I didn't actually find any candy bars out of date, I was playing along.
Sandy's funny - "this was a couple months ago, the trails gone cold...", talking about expired candy
He's really in his natural habitat when he do this things, just going out somewhere and goofing around.
The sheffif with the cowboy hat face when Conan said you will find $600,000 of cocaine lol!!!
That shop woman telling him he needs to watch more TV, yet she had no clue who HE was! And those officers sure had no sense of humor whatsoever.
+Bad Drivers Of Napa Valley looks like they were told to take it seriously, probably for effect. considering the cop tries hiding his laughter at 4:19 :)
Adam
Ah, maybe! I hope so. I hope they're not really so uptight.
Man this is hilarious AF! Love the Sheriff’s sense of humor, and I keep coming for the “ If you dig up the Gazebo, I think, you’ll find 600K of Cocaine!”
Can we take a moment to applauded that sheriff and his deputies for having a sense of humor, and letting Conan be a Barney Fife in his town?
We need more law enforcement officers like that. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you've lost your humanity. And that's a really bad thing for somebody who serves the public.
Major props to the cameraman who caught Conans hat in the wind!
If Conan would of wore those deputy sun glasses, he would of looked like the Sheriff of Kill Bill.
lol that one sheriff couldnt stop laughing his face was red XD
$600,000 dollars of cocaine, I lost it 😂😂😂
FINALLY someone made that Conan the Barbarian reference!!!!
Conan shooting like a real american police.
+Kyle Wilcox right, too many ignorant people on the internet these days
+jbmp1390 you sound like you get baited into fear mongering stories that media puts out.
+jbmp1390 your next door neighbor may be a commie, better be prepared to keep your family safe
@@Hyperfoxeye Quiet down, you play Saints Row 3.
Every year or 2 I start on My Conan binge & this is always the funniest with that cocaine in the gazebo line XD
Omg that women predicted superman vs batman
Not really
CSI Conan - would be best show ever
"I've been a law man for over 48 minutes."
Why won't Brian release his emails!? #WeDeserveTheTruth