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  • @arturocaissut1071
    @arturocaissut1071 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +623

    My favourite detail is the miners calling Uncle Hector "Uncle Hector".

    • @robmitchell3864
      @robmitchell3864 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😃😄😂

    • @dennissalazar5866
      @dennissalazar5866 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      God! Missed that!😂

    • @mr.masebo
      @mr.masebo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hector and his rectum is real

    • @737Adventures
      @737Adventures 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Who was from the cousins side of the family 😂

    • @BobekT
      @BobekT 4 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Thats just a miner detail

  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1181

    Norm lived his whole life and never killed a woman in cold blood. Rest in peace.

    • @brianderx
      @brianderx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      What do you mean Rest in peace?
      "He's dead?! I didn't even know he was sick...." ~Norm

    • @Kurdt1
      @Kurdt1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Or so the Germans would have us believe

    • @DanielWidrew
      @DanielWidrew 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      but if we find out he did, what a punchline!

    • @matthewjacobs3872
      @matthewjacobs3872 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      He was a better man than me that’s for damn sure

    • @trippytradingcards7852
      @trippytradingcards7852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      We know one thing for sure if he did ever murder a women; he would not leave her in a shallow grave.

  • @jairkerker2821
    @jairkerker2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    I swear, I can tell _any_ Norm joke and leave a room full of people in dead silence.

    • @manuvikramsingh6685
      @manuvikramsingh6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't boast about that. I would take that to the grave .

    • @peterlafrankie7224
      @peterlafrankie7224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I do the dirty johnny one too random new people at work and the only joy is my friend I work with gets a kick out of it everytime but always blank stares

    • @joelabacherli1310
      @joelabacherli1310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Christ, I tried one his short ones at work a while ago and got absolutely nothing. Practiced it and everything. Still bombed. Id never attempt one of his marathon jokes.

    • @warriorinagarden7573
      @warriorinagarden7573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      @@joelabacherli1310 that's exactly the response you should be looking for. Whenever I tell one of his jokes I tell it more for myself than anybody else. You've got to know that people usually won't end up gut laughing - but that's not the point. Good luck, my friend!

    • @TheEpicFaliGamer
      @TheEpicFaliGamer ปีที่แล้ว +78

      There nothing I love more than going up in front of a quiet audience and through my comedy slowly turning them into an unruly mob

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +638

    "Even in today's enlightened society, it remains a stigma to be a psycho-sexual sadist."

    • @Kurdt1
      @Kurdt1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Don’t I know it

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It ain't over yet!

    • @Oleg_K.
      @Oleg_K. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I didn't even know you guys were sick.

    • @travispalma6554
      @travispalma6554 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "...then i'd bury her in a very, very, deep grave." Honestly the guy was a genius

    • @brianmathews2926
      @brianmathews2926 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s so unsure about his sexuality, he’s mad at me because I jizzed all over his face

  • @MakimaMelee
    @MakimaMelee 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +489

    "I feel like I should be tucked into bed listening to you" Conan is completely right, that's exactly what I'm doing right now and it's great.

    • @cryterion7770
      @cryterion7770 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Lol same right now

    • @NostramoNox
      @NostramoNox 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same

    • @hunterkirkham4108
      @hunterkirkham4108 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@NostramoNoxd 😊❤ess zffhf as s❤uu

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yup. Had to leave though for fear that my poopy attempts at stifling my laughter would wake the missus.

    • @shoujahatsumetsu
      @shoujahatsumetsu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@James_Bee I usually reserve that for my poopy attempts at pooping, but I see it might come handy in other situations too

  • @MB-jq1uh
    @MB-jq1uh 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +232

    The opening joke 'no, no, he's my uncle from cousin's side' went by so quickly that only a select few in the audience got it, and that really gets the dynamic going, he's such a natural talker, great stuff

    • @geniebison
      @geniebison 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      There's a real stream of consciousness thing going on

    • @Alex_Chilton
      @Alex_Chilton หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean - my cousin has an uncle that is not my uncle? Is that REALLY a joke? I also have an aunt that is not their aunt. That’s what happens when siblings have children

    • @Alex_Chilton
      @Alex_Chilton หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mobilegameclips5628 are yall dense? My cousin, has a father, that has a brother, THAT IS NOT RELATED TO ME BY BLOOD, is my cousins uncle.
      Seems like you might be a visual learner… Draw out a family tree. You may also be shocked to learn that I have an aunt that is not my cousins aunt!
      How, you may ask?! Because my father has a sister, but my aunt is not my cousins aunt. Simple relationships.

    • @objectionablycurious
      @objectionablycurious หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mobilegameclips5628 i mean technically, cousin's uncle may very well be the sibling of their parent not related to you by blood. there's nothing specifically saying he's related

  • @tylerphillips503
    @tylerphillips503 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +428

    His longest joke turned out to be "I didn't even know he was sick"

    • @T25de
      @T25de 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Well played norm

    • @cmcapps1963
      @cmcapps1963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Heartbreaking, dark, and brilliant. Mr. Macdonald in a nutshell.

    • @1SqueakyWheel
      @1SqueakyWheel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He'd have loved it.

    • @ericfarrar6607
      @ericfarrar6607 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro.

    • @oakpoacher433
      @oakpoacher433 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Except it was funny when Norm said it.

  • @Jason15Cooke
    @Jason15Cooke 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    “You damn fool that’s Kitchener Leslee’s girlfriend!” Worst time to be inhaling smoke.

  • @roskypolkerkan8355
    @roskypolkerkan8355 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    You have to understand that Norm didn't GAF to the point of if he killed at a club most nights, after getting off stage he'd go back to the green room and play cards....but if he bombed, sometimes on purpose, he'd actually go to the front door and shake every person's hand as they left. For real.

    • @jacobtuttle6063
      @jacobtuttle6063 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      If he didn’t care he wouldn’t go and shake peoples hands after he bombs

    • @jamesb6857
      @jamesb6857 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@jacobtuttle6063bots bots bots more bots

    • @jessemitchell5764
      @jessemitchell5764 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Legend

    • @Preston241
      @Preston241 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Even without a source I believe it. Such a Norm thing to do. Hilarious.

    • @rickshawwheelchair
      @rickshawwheelchair 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish I met him!

  • @maushardt13
    @maushardt13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +234

    "You weren't gay,,,, you were raped" God I miss Norm sooooo much, Comic gold!!!!!

    • @gpwcowboy
      @gpwcowboy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was him making up for saying Andy loves gay porn. Like 10 times before.

    • @garbo7779
      @garbo7779 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Cuz Andy Richter don’t go for that funny stuff neither

  • @cruz1ale
    @cruz1ale 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +305

    "I won't say the name of the mining company, it was MacIntyre Mine"

    • @overclucker
      @overclucker 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's how genius he was.

    • @borealranger9763
      @borealranger9763 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      That’s a real and well-storied mine up in Timmins, Ontario.

    • @sweatywraith8242
      @sweatywraith8242 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      LMAO reminds me of Kanye's "I'm not gonna say what kind of doctor..."

    • @evanblythe2283
      @evanblythe2283 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@sweatywraith8242I thought the same thing. Would be crazy if Kayne was here.

    • @Jacob-2796
      @Jacob-2796 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@overcluckerpeople do that construction all the time, he was a genius but not cos of this line

  • @jeremywilliams2898
    @jeremywilliams2898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    The Andy Swedish German joke is one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life not necessarily because the joke itself is so funny but the execution is unbelievable.

    • @TylerDurden-ch9ml
      @TylerDurden-ch9ml ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And, the punchline is rape and you can't not laugh.

    • @bryanarnold1149
      @bryanarnold1149 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But that is Norm in a nutshell!

    • @FR-ph
      @FR-ph 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He wasn’t gay

    • @joe-zj8js
      @joe-zj8js 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@FR-ph exactly. He wasn't gay just deeply closeted.

    • @lethalwolf7455
      @lethalwolf7455 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@joe-zj8js I’m not so sure, but my friend at the University of Science is trying to figure it out

  • @chamuuemura5314
    @chamuuemura5314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    You hear only 1 Norm joke and you think he’s one of the worst comics ever.
    You hear 5 Norm jokes and like a good fungus he grows on you and you think he’s one of the best comics ever.

    • @nicksinger1698
      @nicksinger1698 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      I saw one Norm clip before I got into him years ago and I thought it was the stupidest anti-humor ever. Then I later understood

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly what I was going to post!

    • @professor_of_logic
      @professor_of_logic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know what are you talking about...btw, he was not "one of the best comics ever"!
      He was one of a kind!

    • @LibertarianLibrarian1776
      @LibertarianLibrarian1776 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      My first Norm joke was the Courtney Thorn interview, when he said “Bored spelled B O R E D” I geeked

    • @ljragsandfeathers
      @ljragsandfeathers 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@LibertarianLibrarian1776Thank you, A level of genius ne’er surpassed

  • @michaels4683
    @michaels4683 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I love how a top five norm Macdonald jokes compilation, is longer then 30 minutes.

    • @SaulmanPhishbass
      @SaulmanPhishbass ปีที่แล้ว +23

      and the Moth Joke wasn't even part of the top 5 !! 😭

    • @harrymultani6877
      @harrymultani6877 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@SaulmanPhishbass reminds me of another terrible tragedy.

    • @drew1467
      @drew1467 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s a “Top 5 Norm MacDonald’s LONGEST jokes” compilation

  • @lethalwolf7455
    @lethalwolf7455 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    That serial killer joke is the ultimate proof that Norm could make absolutely anything funny!

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It was more of a factoid

    • @robertfaulkner1824
      @robertfaulkner1824 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@callmeshaggy5166yeah there was no joke there… also Albert Fish was real. The other comedian was like “now I know there was no Albert fish I would have heard about it”. I doubt he killed 700 but still very real

    • @twotoekenn
      @twotoekenn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's infotainment!

  • @KravistDillonT
    @KravistDillonT ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Norm MacDonald saying “come on man, that’s not funny” makes me instantly laugh quite a bit more than I already was.

  • @Bonn1770
    @Bonn1770 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    "You're thinking like Albert Fish now!" I'm dying

  • @tolep
    @tolep 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

    That Albert Fish guy... at least he wasn't a hypocrite.

    • @josephbroadwell2930
      @josephbroadwell2930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That’s the worst part

    • @danielgadomski5129
      @danielgadomski5129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ya know, the more I hear about this Albert Fish guy, the less I care for him!

  • @authaire
    @authaire 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    "I always tell that guy, you shouldn't curse so much" lmao excellent save Norm

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    “Do that thing that makes me feel like God.” I’ve heard it a dozen times and it still catches me off guard every time.

  • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
    @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy is still the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
    I have to keep stopping the video so I don't pass out from lack of oxygen.

    • @danburns4003
      @danburns4003 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Norm mascdonalds as turd ferguson you mean 😂😂

    • @Storm88000
      @Storm88000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “Who is Andre the Giant.”

    • @RosieManilow
      @RosieManilow 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Burt with that gigantic cowboy hat. lol. 🤠

  • @SaltBhj
    @SaltBhj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I remember the moment I first heard the Albert Fish story, I was in the bathroom at my university and I was so invested in that story that by the time Norm went “this guy was a real JERK!” I bursted laughing that when I got out of the bathroom stall people were looking at me odd. Anyway, it was a nice meal.

    • @laughassembly853
      @laughassembly853  4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha the timing is perfect haha thanks dude for tuning in I remember you from the previous video 🙏

    • @davidpinette9656
      @davidpinette9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Looked at you odd? Just like adam egrett when he doesn't complete his duty under the Queensborough bridge

    • @TylerDurden-ch9ml
      @TylerDurden-ch9ml ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the part that made you laugh? I die when he says "Now you're thinking like Albert Fish. Nobody cares about prostitutes".

    • @SaltBhj
      @SaltBhj ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TylerDurden-ch9ml that’s offensive

    • @brianderx
      @brianderx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@SaltBhjyeah. It's offensive to say you "die" every time when you are still in fact alive. Very deceased-phobic humor there ... shame! 🙃

  • @TheDaveBloom
    @TheDaveBloom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I don’t know, I was like 11, and the first time I saw Norm was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, and Regis asked him of that was his final answer, and he goes “What do you think I’m stupid?” And I was hooked on the funniest man ever to walk this planet.
    RIP.

  • @gsutton219
    @gsutton219 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I love that Norm and Conan were so close. I also love that I can’t do any of these jokes with my friends because no ever laughs

  • @thecreamyone3606
    @thecreamyone3606 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    My fav Long Norm joke isnt on here....The New Neighbor whos a professor of Logic Joke 😂
    Best Ever!!!

    • @robertedson2374
      @robertedson2374 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How about the midget joke!?? LOL!!

    • @michaelbarton9632
      @michaelbarton9632 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Would that be the Professor of Logic from The University of Science? 😂

    • @thecreamyone3606
      @thecreamyone3606 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@michaelbarton9632 The one n only...

    • @trippytradingcards7852
      @trippytradingcards7852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      On a side note; do you own a doghouse?

    • @Alexandrecivpoa
      @Alexandrecivpoa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great joke, but not original. I’ve known this joke for over 35 years

  • @edwardwong654
    @edwardwong654 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Love Norm. I wish he could have stayed around long enough for OJ's passing.

  • @aaronbaron3155
    @aaronbaron3155 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Nobody got Conan to stand up and kick stuff like ol' Norm...😂😂😂😂

  • @zachmorgan6982
    @zachmorgan6982 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As soon as norm hears the word family everything about his real life goes out the window and he's just thinks of the funniest joke That can be told about a family that doesn't exist.
    It's actually quite simple but brilliant

  • @renbelmont
    @renbelmont 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "my uncle on my cousin's side" is so funny

    • @qwerty722
      @qwerty722 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The answer to the riddle (other than some taxi driver in NY) was an uncle, too
      Norm maintained the uncle was the funniest family member

  • @MarceloLibermandeLoreto
    @MarceloLibermandeLoreto 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The fact that he make anything funny only by timing is the proof how genius he was.

  • @SKR_89
    @SKR_89 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Coming back to videos of norm is just a nice comfortable place. Makes me happy

  • @Txdvsz
    @Txdvsz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Norm was one of the most unique and genius comics ever. Will never be another one like him.

  • @puertoboboche
    @puertoboboche 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    I love his buildup to the punchline and his French Canadian accent was very good.

    • @lisbetsoda4874
      @lisbetsoda4874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It wasn't French Canadian, it was real English Canadian

    • @puertoboboche
      @puertoboboche 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@lisbetsoda4874 He was doing a French Canadian speaking english .. c'est plus clair pour toi ?

    • @jeffreyamster6020
      @jeffreyamster6020 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gaspe’ is really a City in extreme Northeastern Quebec, at the tip of the Gaspe Peninsula

  • @thomasesr
    @thomasesr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Wow! 33 minutes of Norm McDonald jokes, that's like 3 jokes! 😊

  • @StevenBanks123
    @StevenBanks123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Conan helping with a joke is like a gardener tromping on sprouts shouting”grow faster!”

  • @notachannel7495
    @notachannel7495 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This man was a genius in so many ways. He worked on a different level from the rest of us. Highly skilled comedians, who are a breed of their own, couldn't keep up with Norm. The smartest of them sat back and let Norm fill the room with his words.

  • @jtapia1123
    @jtapia1123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    “The most toothsome dish in all of gastronomy” 😂

  • @Jake-t9s
    @Jake-t9s 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    Love norm - half an hour for 5 jokes.

    • @WackityWhiz2
      @WackityWhiz2 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      *half a hour

    • @Jake-t9s
      @Jake-t9s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WackityWhiz2 no

    • @WackityWhiz2
      @WackityWhiz2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Jake-t9s I was quoting Norm ;)

  • @iamtheiconoclast3
    @iamtheiconoclast3 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Janice is the funniest goddamn bit any comedian has ever written.

  • @Wordgoblin
    @Wordgoblin 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As someone who loves telling these kinds of jokes, there is a particular joy of winding the audience over and around, up and down, and they _know_ you're telling a joke, and their _waiting_ for a punchline that is going to make them think, or for the punchline to catch them off guard. Then you hit them with that groaner that makes people at the same time hate you, and love the fact that you just wasted their time with something they laughed at anyway.

  • @Vamos82
    @Vamos82 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The longest joke/prank he ever pulled was keeping his illness to himself! You have to admire someone capable of that, making people laugh was his medicine, I love him so much

  • @chinaman1
    @chinaman1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    His vancouver island trip recounting was amazing. I go back to it whenever I need a laugh.

  • @JacobConkin
    @JacobConkin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I wonder if that last clip about "hope" was a silent hint saying "dont try hope, it never works out" in reference to his cancer diagnosis. You could see he dropped hints in the later stage of his cancer when he was telling jokes. I relate to him as i also have cancer in the pancreas and liver. We miss you norm ❤

    • @kimcantswim174
      @kimcantswim174 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How are you doing now, Jacob? You okay?

    • @Jona-cn3le
      @Jona-cn3le 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I wish you the best Jacob

    • @warframehunter7298
      @warframehunter7298 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hope you're well Jacob

  • @Confused_Philosopher
    @Confused_Philosopher 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Andy Rickter the Swedish German joke is now legend.

  • @bryankorenberg6256
    @bryankorenberg6256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Sheer tyranny of will

  • @TJamieson-q5j
    @TJamieson-q5j 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Funniest man who ever lived.

  • @stephenpalmer8054
    @stephenpalmer8054 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    No stand up has ever stolen a Norm Macdonald joke...it is impossible

  • @Danny-wv8ec
    @Danny-wv8ec 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    RIP Norm, my dad was diagnosed with cancer 6 months ago and damn it's stressful, it pains me to say this coz he's my work partner and my best friend but the battle will end draw.

    • @pastapocha5708
      @pastapocha5708 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ❤️keep it up

  • @brettpettinger9200
    @brettpettinger9200 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Where's the moth joke, the university of science. Yes the Janice joke was a theme, but it just shows how his delivery and comic brilliance could make it all come together.

    • @JETZcorp
      @JETZcorp 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm actually quite glad that the usual suspects were missing. We've all heard the moth joke, Uncle Terry in Vietnam, the dog house, and the Youthful Porpoise a thousand times. These slightly deeper cuts were refreshing.

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Gotta thank Conan and others that let Norm do his thing. I believe the night he did the Moth Joke on Conanan he had to do a 2nd segment of time and decided to tell it long in the 2nd segment as he didn't have enough prepared material for that set.

  • @nyChannel09
    @nyChannel09 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The first joke was just a joke about the mine. The whole setup about how his uncle got to the mine is totally not needed, and thats why its so funny.
    You could literally start listening at 3:29, which is were average people wouldve started telling the joke.

    • @Kurdt1
      @Kurdt1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot not to mention the name of the MacIntyre mine

    • @JeffWiersma
      @JeffWiersma ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They have a law of their own … the railroad cops

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I feel like that joke could have been so much better if he had briefly brought Kitchner Leslie back into the story to remind the listener that he's the antagonist (beyond just being this mythical sort of railroad cop that's mentioned in the beginning,) and if he had added a quick anecdote where someone tells Uncle Hector that Kitchner Leslie has a fat girlfriend that nobody likes. Then it could have legitimately worked when he drops the punchline as you realize she's so fat/ugly that Uncle Hector mistook her for a pig lol... But honestly the fact that it was so nonsensical and seemingly made up on the spot made it great in its own way.

    • @TheGenedon
      @TheGenedon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think it's also a way to get everyone invested to the point where Conan can't break off the story anymore at 'we have sex with animals here'. If the joke starts there he might have changed topics but when the joke has been going for 3 minutes you can't get away with that..

    • @martincrossing8245
      @martincrossing8245 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@grizzlywhiskerthats the beauty of the joke. If you mention that kitchner leslie has a fat girlfriend the audience may deduce the punchline of the joke. The joke wouldnt be effective if you could guess what the punchline is.

  • @fernandoparadacastillo5901
    @fernandoparadacastillo5901 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I told the "pig with a wooden leg" joke once. I still can't believe it was a success.
    R.I.P. Norm, i hope i made you proud, you old chunk of coal.

    • @laughassembly853
      @laughassembly853  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh really haha that's awesome. I might try the gold chain one. just kidding lol R.I.P Norm.

    • @fernandoparadacastillo5901
      @fernandoparadacastillo5901 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@laughassembly853 hahahaha the reaction from the public would be the punchline

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You know, no matter how hard a day is or how dark life gets sometimes or if I know tomorrow’s gonna be a struggle or if I’m trying to juggle 10 things with only two hands, I can think of Norm and I’m comforted by one thing….
    …we’ve both heard the word “deficit”.

  • @grizzlywhisker
    @grizzlywhisker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Not Kitchner Leslie's pig... Kitchner Leslie's LADY!

  • @petek210
    @petek210 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Her ridiculous three-colored ball" made me spit toothpaste all over the floor

  • @professor_of_logic
    @professor_of_logic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Yeah, that's my Hero!!!

  • @MrFusion
    @MrFusion 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    18:30 i don't know what it is, but him stumbling and restarting the sentence just makes the delivery so much funnier

  • @anthonycorsi6409
    @anthonycorsi6409 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Greatest talk show guest ever!!

    • @Kurdt1
      @Kurdt1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You mean Courtney Thorne Smith

  • @MiloDC
    @MiloDC 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    @ 15:38 "Don't laugh at this next part..."
    I totally lost it. 😂😂 Laughed so hard my abs got sore. Not sure why but I think that Fred Stoller immediately busting up was a factor.

  • @lroman384
    @lroman384 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Never saw a comedian make other great comedians laugh as hard or as much as Norm did.. we miss you Legend

  • @calsavestheworld
    @calsavestheworld 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Hope is what puts the sting in disappointment.

  • @arnaldolopez116
    @arnaldolopez116 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    For many, this is the length of a comedy special

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    That curse word was cut out so well that at first I didn’t understand the reaction of everyone. I thought they truly lost it at the punchline.

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    "You werent gay. You were RAPED!" lmao! Man i miss Norm.

  • @richminor3081
    @richminor3081 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    What a world treasure Norm was , and will continue to be !!!

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The good thing about Norm, after it was revealed he murdered all those women and buried them in very very deep graves,, was he wasn’t a hypocrite.

  • @marklandfridae8913
    @marklandfridae8913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There is a word in Danish. The word is "Plat" there is no direct word to word translastion into English, but the best translatioin is " a joke that is funnier for the tellerof said joke than for the audience"
    Norm was the king of this type of comedy. RIP NORM

    • @laughassembly853
      @laughassembly853  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      One word for a whole sentence. Interesting. Well Norm had a lot of "Plat"s lol

  • @deeboy4378
    @deeboy4378 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Why does Norm remind me of a Drunk uncle

  • @johnlillyblad5188
    @johnlillyblad5188 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:15 "It's coal-y" haha!

  • @Alex-mw1uu
    @Alex-mw1uu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I wish I could move through life with Norm's energy.

  • @suggestedusername6662
    @suggestedusername6662 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Albert Fish story being in the birthday section is golden. He literally couldn’t miss😂😂😂

  • @bryanarnold1149
    @bryanarnold1149 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What, the Moth joke is not included?

    • @grizzlywhisker
      @grizzlywhisker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I feel like the moth joke is sort of in its own league of madness lol.

  • @goger282
    @goger282 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "well, i have shorter ones but..."
    genius

  • @leaffinite2001
    @leaffinite2001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im convinced that the first joke was meant to be shorter but he extended it when conan mentioned kitchener leslie early

  • @pedroaguia8
    @pedroaguia8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Top 5 jokes: 33 minutes lmao

  • @sleddy01
    @sleddy01 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Starts with 'Let me ask you quickly....'

  • @e7m10
    @e7m10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “You’re thinking like Albert Fish now” 😂😂😂 omg I love the Albert Fish segment lmao

  • @chefremses9110
    @chefremses9110 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An ad came on right after Norm says "are you kidding me"! Incredible timing XD

  • @gary_stavropoulos
    @gary_stavropoulos 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Here is the difference between hobos, tramps and bums
    A hobo is someone that travels and works. A tramp is someone that travels but doesn’t work. While a bum doesn’t work or travel.

  • @aarong5115
    @aarong5115 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The comedians comedian.
    What a legend 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Thanks Norm put so many smiles on people's faces what a dude 😎

  • @georgesotiriou7051
    @georgesotiriou7051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    If you don't think Norm Macdonald is a genius then you and I will have to agree to disagree.

    • @laughassembly853
      @laughassembly853  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No I don't agree to disagree. And i'm a jewish doctor

    • @kainhingle4969
      @kainhingle4969 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Was he good at math or something"?

    • @georgesotiriou7051
      @georgesotiriou7051 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@kainhingle4969 Better than Matthew Perry

    • @josephbroadwell2930
      @josephbroadwell2930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

    • @josephbroadwell2930
      @josephbroadwell2930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you gonna bring up the holocaust every time

  • @callmeshaggy5166
    @callmeshaggy5166 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Now don't laugh at this next part

  • @LightS_bRight
    @LightS_bRight 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Norm really made us cry snd laugh. His a artist amongst legends.
    We all miss you Norm. Many of us will cry and laugh for as long as we live ❤😢

  • @Nano0k
    @Nano0k 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of my favorite Norm moments was his throwaway line in the serial killer bit where he follows his targets habits, and her Weds. nights girls basketball game at the YWCA, "which is fine nowadays...."

  • @helenachase5627
    @helenachase5627 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn, I was waiting for the moth joke !

    • @HEDGE1011
      @HEDGE1011 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favorite!

  • @qwerty722
    @qwerty722 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You were raped!" has never gotten a harder laugh

  • @jennifertimlin1371
    @jennifertimlin1371 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Andy Richter to this day still hates that joke. And that’s what makes it funny.

  • @pandamator
    @pandamator หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Andy Richter is so pissed. I love it

  • @bamleith3095
    @bamleith3095 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Andy richter not getting the joke makes the Swedish german joke 1000x better

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Nailed every one.

  • @allenanderson4911
    @allenanderson4911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Never met a professional stand up who wrote Street Jokes...there was only One.

  • @sammckay542
    @sammckay542 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Some of his jokes never ended

  • @waylinroork9727
    @waylinroork9727 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That Albert Fish stuff wasn't made up. It wasn't even a joke. It's true.

    • @josephbroadwell2930
      @josephbroadwell2930 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I actually wrote a book on Albert Fish. Norm got most of the information correct. He would brag to his acquaintances about having victims in every state, sometimes even in great…he actually was a real jerk

  • @marthaw7664
    @marthaw7664 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Miss you Norm❤😂

  • @sickntired6241
    @sickntired6241 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    My god the vanished Janis is pure f ing gold!! So brilliant

  • @1qwasz12
    @1qwasz12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Half a hour news is right.

  • @michaelarmitage4394
    @michaelarmitage4394 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He was superb

  • @spudsmccatfish
    @spudsmccatfish 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    You forgot the Moth joke 😎

  • @joshchacko7729
    @joshchacko7729 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks man.