FBI: uh Bryson what the hay is this? Bryson: ...........YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!! FBI: *Does instant transmission* You have some explaining to do mr,your coming with me Bryson: What the-!
@@sideofvelvet Lol I tried doing a back flip on my trampoline and I forgot to close my trampoline and then when I jump and bend over to do a back flip and my skull bashed into the wall and my neck bent into a v
Me, who broke my right leg- *Understandable pain has coursed through me and has intensified over the course of 30 minutes to which I wanted it to end!* also Me- *my leg is fine now, but just for your safety, BREAKING A BONE SUCKS!!*
@@idkyily uno reverse card was used on the sister by cooking bird so instead Cooking Birds Fingers hurting and being broken the sisters are hurting and broken
The “funny bone" is actually a nerve. The ulnar nerve runs along the inside part of your elbow. It sends information to the brain from your pinky finger and the finger right next to it. It also controls some of your hand's movements.
2:09 "im losing blood at an alarming rate and would be greatful if u my caregiver and guardian would transport me to the hospital so they can heal the wound so i can continue this mortal journey instead of ending it prematurely due to loss of blood" best line
Once I slipped down the stairs and I rammed my toe into the wall on the outside I was like this is fine my nervous system on the other hand was like AAAAAAAAAÃÀĀSÄÀA
bryson: "Not to mention the phycological pain i've experienced..." me: *totally relatable to my pain i felt for 3 months (plus a broken wrist at age 5 no joke i didnt felt that pain)*
I once was swinging on these bars in our old house. i swung on them a lot, but this one time made me never swing on them again... I accidentally let go of both bars and fell on my back. It tingled, so naturally i thought i was gonna be paralyzed forever or have a concussion, but the real injury was in the back of my head, it was split open and bleeding. Surprisingly i didnt scream, the tingling stopped it. Anyways it healed quite well (despite me not wanting to get stitches because i was panicking about the pain of the stitches themselves) I havent gotten any worse injury since.
“I’m losing blood at an alarming rate.” “And would be most greatful” “If you,” “My caregiver and guardian.” “Would transport me to the hospital.” “To help heal the wound.” “So that I could continue this mortal journey.” “Rather than ending it prematurely” “Due to loss of blood.” Nah I’m kidding. What I actually said was: “GEeEeeeEeAaHhhHhhHHhHhhHHHhhHhHHhH”
It’s story time! When i was 10, i was walking by the side of my School because We just Got Free from School, But as i was walking by, someone From inside the building open’d the window and i was waving at my bro ‘Cause he was at the bus so i didn’t see it, and i Walked right Into the window with my Open mouth. And, as you guessed, it hit and i started bleeding. Very much. And, you know that little like Meat Rope you have when you have a Open mouth? Well, that thing snapped! Luckily, some teachers found Me, and patched Me up. My Mom had to come Pick Me up and get Me to the dentist, But everything was fine, the little meat rope would re-grow since i was just A Child, and That’s Where the memory ends. Moral of the story? Watch Where You’re going, or you might break your meat rope.
I face plated onto concrete when I was 6 years old. Had broken my glasses, had a small cut on my forehead, and had a nosebleed. Good thing I didn't go to school for a couple of days. Q^Q
Ima just tell my pain. 1st omega pain was in my back because when one of my friends swung on the roof the play thingy and I did it also but I'd hit the stairs and thought I broke my back but thankfully the teachers helped me. 2nd omega pain I sprained my arm on the metal playground with bark thingys and so the other kid where playing who ever could pull someone down into the ground and I was out with the big kid and he went like yeet and my arm be like aaaaaaaaaaaaa and I thought it was broken and so my mom picked me up from school and there's this time I liked on the bus and my bully was just like every day but I'm a ok
“Wow Bryson! You’ve never broken a bone before?! Your pain is irrelevant you stupid idiot!” (Litterally 1 second later) Happy feet.. Wombo Combo.. OH! OH!!! OH!!!!!!!
When I was four my big brother broke my arm I was standing on a chair in front of the TV and my brother screamed at me to move out of the way and I said no and he was SO mad he started rocking the chair and I fell off on my arm and broke my arm so it's kinda my fault kinda his
@@jevil8714 yeah, and my parents didn't even notice it was broken til 3 days later when I was kinda limping. Finally took me to a doctor and they just gave me a sling.
My worst pain: When I was gonna ice skate for the first time I'm gonna unwear my shoes and suddenly I got out of balance and the metal part of the shoe hitted my feet😢
Best quotes “I’m losing blood at an alarming rate and would be most grateful if you, my caregiver or guardian would transport me to the hospital to help heal the wounds so I can continue this mortal journey rather than ending it prematurely due to loss of blood.”
4:38 If I went down memory pain the way would never end because so far there has not been one day where I don’t get injured but that’s ok because now every time I get hurt it doesn’t hurt :)
@@jamaelewis5360 don't assume that I PLAY botw, I could have just seen videos, I mean you are right I have played it, but I haven't played in a long time, there's not much to do once you beat the game and have endgame gear, and shrine and korok completion is too tedious
@@pokocrow it just warps you back to either your last save or right outside the fight once you beat him, and then you get a star on your save slot which means it's post game so you can still get 100% after defeating ganon
thus. the inspiration of markiplier self defence bargains begins. PAAAAAAAAIN lethality ease of use. im probably going to forget that in 10 minutes - markiplier
I actually remember a time when I was young I jumped on the top bunk of a wooden bunk bed my young brain at the time didn't think this was a bad idea and uh I broke the entire thing and uh I only got what looked like a scab thing on my leg it was a bit big but didn't hurt allot and I must ask... Am I blessed?
"Pain equals quality content. All animators should know that." -NegativeIQ I copied his comment He inspired me 2 make dis Roses are red violets are blue as long as bryson gets hurt he gets a view
I like how Bryson draws his younger self with ears but his normal one without them
He just grew out of them xD
True
OMG I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL
*He has grown*
Im subbed to you love your stuff
I see you live in Spain but the S is silent
I see you everywhere lol
LMFAOOOOO
Y r u everywhere
Im live Spain
No realy in the south
I’m in Spain but without the “P”
FBI Agent: let’s see what Bryson was searching today.
Bryson’s Search history: *screaming noises*
FBI Agent: (*⁰.⁰*)
FBI: uh Bryson what the hay is this?
Bryson: ...........YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!
FBI: *Does instant transmission* You have some explaining to do mr,your coming with me
Bryson: What the-!
Hahahaha
Yo are you from the past
It says 50 years
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
IM 13, turning 14 on November 15. I STILL WATCH THIS VIDEOS ITS VERY FUN LOL. Love the videos ❤ take care
@@IAN_ROBLOX_TVT that was a mind boggle
SAME
Bryson: hits board on the back of his head.
Back: I can’t believe you’ve done this.
Oof good one (Btw I’m First Reply)
@@peanutbutterandwaffles1241 thank you
Soffie dossi can do that
@@siriusXP1 yes
It has been sooo long since I watched this channel
“Your bones aren’t supposed to do that.”
Ferrets: “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
( if you don’t get the joke, ferrets have bendy bones.)
Oh no I did it on trampoline trying to do a backflip
They bendy
Tenemos
@@sideofvelvet Lol I tried doing a back flip on my trampoline and I forgot to close my trampoline and then when I jump and bend over to do a back flip and my skull bashed into the wall and my neck bent into a v
@@mikhailoleson4064 same
Bryson: Your back isn’t supposed to bend like that.
Me, a former contortionist: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
Me, who broke my right leg- *Understandable pain has coursed through me and has intensified over the course of 30 minutes to which I wanted it to end!* also Me- *my leg is fine now, but just for your safety, BREAKING A BONE SUCKS!!*
Me who almost broke a bone aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Also me feeling a lot of pain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
😹
Hahahaha
5:08 “you want your ex girlfriend back, to bad she isn’t coming back.” 😂
No one:
me: vibing in the car with the door "open"
sister: mind maybe I should just break my brother's fingers
SMACK
So how are those fingers?
My sister did that to
@@idkyily uno reverse card was used on the sister by cooking bird so instead Cooking Birds Fingers hurting and being broken the sisters are hurting and broken
I had a lot of pain with my hand
bro this happens to me too
The “funny bone" is actually a nerve. The ulnar nerve runs along the inside part of your elbow. It sends information to the brain from your pinky finger and the finger right next to it. It also controls some of your hand's movements.
I was just thinking about commenting that, but I didn’t know it controlled some of your fingers. Cool!
@@ex-specter3213 me to
Noice
Finger next to your pinky is the ring finger because you put the ring on that finger when getting married
You're right
"On second thought, why not remove all bones? Can't break what isn't there!"
Izuku Midoriya: * mumble mumble * *Genius...*
You made my day thank you
@@pinapole96 same
@@pinapole96 aw You're welcome lol
@@RoyiisDead0701 glad to hear it, I didn't expect anyone to notice it 😅
*slurp and slop noise*
2:09 "im losing blood at an alarming rate and would be greatful if u my caregiver and guardian would transport me to the hospital so they can heal the wound so i can continue this mortal journey instead of ending it prematurely due to loss of blood" best line
3:51
@@zbastedwhy is that necessary?
@@Irismakesmemesppl do that don’t say that
@@daniellesill1654 oh ok
MY FAVORITE LINE IN THE HISTORY OF TH-cam
When you live with chronic pain: *depressed laughter*
Edit: Bro I have chronic pain that’s why I’m joking about it-
Do u want a cookie
Here 🍪
@@Bunderboats thank you :)
@@ViolentLadder 🍪
Awww that must be horrible:(
Bryson: Gets fingers slammed in door and gets nothing broken
Me: toes get slammed in door and break
He was a baby so his bones were soft like he explained
My toenail fell off when my big toe got stuck under a door
100 th like
Once I slipped down the stairs and I rammed my toe into the wall on the outside I was like this is fine my nervous system on the other hand was like AAAAAAAAAÃÀĀSÄÀA
Toes are weak
“How did you get that scar? It looks cool”
“I jumped at a wall beyond subsonic speeds”
Baba booey
funny
Meem
I have a gross scar on my elbow from when I was trying to look cool on a scooter going downhill at 100 mph.
@@MG-Raiden I have a scar on my finger from making breakfast burritos and burning my hand on the pan. I am fabricating a plan to exact my revenge.
this video holds a special place in my heart because these 3 years ago this was the first haminations video i ever watched
🥸🤩🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸😋😌🤨🥰😎😋🥺🤩🧐😡🥸😋😒🤪
“Pain.”
Pain is anything that isn’t buying the Haminations Youtooz.
True
Why do you have an orange among us character on your head on your profile pic?
Yes mmmm
@@CitrusDT why not?
Pain is having 1hate comment out of the 2 comments in the comment section (c-can't relate)
*me clicks on video*
Video: “Pain”
Thumbnail: has only four fingers
Me: “WELL THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE”
That IS alotta damage
bad luck
I remember when I was a kid I fell down and hit my elbow and my reaction was: AAAAAA. AM I OK?? I AM I OK?? I'm ok
Having 4 Fingers Isn’t Painful
@@SlightlyEgotistical well I fell off the stairs on my arm
Random person: "How can I be in pain?"
Me: *exist*
I just made your day with this comment
hEhE eDgY
@@bonithechubbypotato5100 yes very edgy
If you want the “*” you have to do it 2 times like this
1 “*”: *beans*
2 “*”: **beans**
@@dylamic__shorts youre a lil late
This was my very first video I ever watched, AND I LAUGHED REALLY HARD 🤣
“And would be most grateful” Odd1sout reminder
Bryson: *pain*
Me: **Isn’t that all of 2020?**
Yes.
Facts
E
F
2020 will be a word in the dictionary with the definition of /pain/
Me when somebody says that I can’t say “hurted” because it isn’t a word:
“That causes a lot of *ouchy* feelings”
LOL-
Quick nostalgia trip
I got more than I bargained for
Ham: *exists*
Dwagons: *also exists*
Me: This means WAR
Bryson: tells 2 stories
Now let's move on to the big ones.
Nice butters PFP
@CamdenPlayz You're right
@KAAN U�AR because you type like a 3 year old
p a u s e
bryson: "Not to mention the phycological pain i've experienced..."
me: *totally relatable to my pain i felt for 3 months (plus a broken wrist at age 5 no joke i didnt felt that pain)*
Well I hope ur still alive
That’s super cool bro
R/thathappened
I heard sprains hurt more than breaks, I sprained my ankle twice
@@peskybee6378 wow
His ears go away when he’s older bc they fell off from all his pain
Good theory
@@Sunflower_fox175 lol
"I've never broken a bone before" (literally 3 seconds brakes all of someone's bones)
@Evangeline Leonor His reaction was priceless
@Yessica Toledano begone
breaks*
Ow
@Evangeline Leonor lolll
bryson: see that, your back isn’t suppose to do that
me who does yoga: this don’t hurt, just feels nice
Wow bryson got burned
HAH HAH!
You.
Are.
PAIN
Um is your back okay I think you already snapped it so you can do that
Yea
“You’ve never broke a bone? Your pain is irrelevant!”
Bryson:
*yours is*
Me:you got a sub
You: ....
*Your life is irrelevant*
@@tiedie3763 your purpose is irrelevant
@@Beyond.Birthday. Are you directing that at me or just any person in general?
Just because mine aren’t doesn’t mean I can’t break yours
I once was swinging on these bars in our old house. i swung on them a lot, but this one time made me never swing on them again... I accidentally let go of both bars and fell on my back. It tingled, so naturally i thought i was gonna be paralyzed forever or have a concussion, but the real injury was in the back of my head, it was split open and bleeding. Surprisingly i didnt scream, the tingling stopped it. Anyways it healed quite well (despite me not wanting to get stitches because i was panicking about the pain of the stitches themselves) I havent gotten any worse injury since.
"Hey Ron"
"Hey Billy"
"That hurt"
Lol
@@F0RR1lol
LOL
0:59 Arm *screams*
0:58 Arm *Screams* Talks Again
Bryson: *see's a baby*
also Bryson: oh boy here i go sculpting again!
You stole my idea I put the part right there imposter
4th grade art class be like:
Why isnt this pinned?
Hahahahahaaahahahaha facts
“I’m losing blood at an alarming rate.”
“And would be most greatful”
“If you,”
“My caregiver and guardian.”
“Would transport me to the hospital.”
“To help heal the wound.”
“So that I could continue this mortal journey.”
“Rather than ending it prematurely”
“Due to loss of blood.”
Nah I’m kidding.
What I actually said was:
“GEeEeeeEeAaHhhHhhHHhHhhHHHhhHhHHhH”
2:09
@@afriendlycampfire260 yes
Yes
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL
“But Bryson I’ve never been hurt before,we’ll we can fix that”had me rolling like a pin 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Bryson makes it humorous even when it’s about pain and death ;-;
not death but yeah
true
Yes, yes, very “humerus”
@@AnDrOmEdA834 🤦♂️
@@thutgf 😏
Person: HA you never broken a bone? Your pain is irrelevant
Haminations: Ding dong your soul is G O N E
Skidadal skidoodle your soul is now eaten by a poodle
🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🌋🏕🏗🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🏕🧭🏜🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭🧭
YA LA A MI LE PO GE OMA LA U A DON'T BLAME YOURSELF
I’ve never broken a. Bone
And if its true
Bryson:breaks every bone in his body / some guy in the back ground: gameee
Love your vids man keep it up! It always brings me joy!❤
“But Bryson, I’ve never been hurt before...”
Bryson: *We can fix that.*
“But how?”
*intense punching and beating up noises*
**kills**
You forgot the screaming
*dead*
*oh no*
Random person: has an opinion
Bryson: *cracks knuckles* time to beat the sh*t out of them
Yes oh true true
"Then"
@@limereamertheshortsdealer6567 😅 fixed it
@Maci Kim how
" die by my blade . " - bryson, " I look young "
Bryson: posts about pain.
Me who has broken my bones 5 times:
Finally a worthy opponent,
our battle shall be legendary.
,
I broke both my arms when I was 4
@@Localfatass u have to go to the doc bc the blood or something goes to the heart and can lead the DEATH
@@stang8654 I chipped a piece of my bone of when I was 3...
@@ayoo6106 how did u remember that ok maybe u can bc it hurt so much but U
I love your art style so much and I like your videos ♥
It’s story time!
When i was 10, i was walking by the side of my School because We just Got Free from School, But as i was walking by, someone
From inside the building open’d the window and i was waving at my bro ‘Cause he was at the bus so i didn’t see it, and i Walked right
Into the window with my Open mouth. And, as you guessed, it hit and i started bleeding. Very much. And, you know that little like
Meat Rope you have when you have a Open mouth? Well, that thing snapped! Luckily, some teachers found Me, and patched Me up.
My Mom had to come Pick Me up and get Me to the dentist, But everything was fine, the little meat rope would re-grow since i was just
A Child, and That’s Where the memory ends. Moral of the story? Watch Where You’re going, or you might break your meat rope.
°^° 👍 for me i tumbled down the stairs when i was five and i broke my right arm qwq
I face plated onto concrete when I was 6 years old. Had broken my glasses, had a small cut on my forehead, and had a nosebleed. Good thing I didn't go to school for a couple of days. Q^Q
*meat rope intensifies*
Ima just tell my pain. 1st omega pain was in my back because when one of my friends swung on the roof the play thingy and I did it also but I'd hit the stairs and thought I broke my back but thankfully the teachers helped me. 2nd omega pain I sprained my arm on the metal playground with bark thingys and so the other kid where playing who ever could pull someone down into the ground and I was out with the big kid and he went like yeet and my arm be like aaaaaaaaaaaaa and I thought it was broken and so my mom picked me up from school and there's this time I liked on the bus and my bully was just like every day but I'm a ok
Btw the big kid was sorry and was sorta scared
“But Bryson I’ve never got hurt before” we can fix that “how” kill
timestamp?
4:41
@@Some.guy2-r2j There.
Nobody:
Haminations:
"No bones- jones!"
Lol
Hello pinky winky
wann eat Ham hmm but wann eat Haminations
@@cadefilms4072 🍏
Bro when you outed STOP TOUCHING ME DO YOU SPEAK ENLISH got me and my twin so hard 😂😂
Pain equals quality content. All animators should know that.
sr pelo knows that
I got run over today and a building collapsed on me but got one whole subscriber, can confirm this is true
Yea
Yes
Yeah.
“Wow Bryson! You’ve never broken a bone before?! Your pain is irrelevant you stupid idiot!” (Litterally 1 second later) Happy feet.. Wombo Combo.. OH! OH!!! OH!!!!!!!
ok
"That ain't Falco THAT AINT OH OH OH OH OH WHERE U AT WOMBO COMBO!!!"
Dont say that ok
Your the perfect voice actor for the amazing world of gumball
Your really true
@@Fai622 Yeah,he could easily pass off as a memorable character!^^
You should’ve used you’re
Another anamator got dat covers lol
Did you know he has a TH-cam channel called junky janker?? I
I feel the world will never be at peace until Brycen and Andy (ice cream sandwich) collab
"If pain in French means bread, then I own a bakery"
-Bryson, probably
2:09 but is that an Odd1sOut refrence
How would that be an odd1sout reference
@@Daliabolicall watch his Soobway 3 or 4 videos you’ll understand
@@pepper4632 my guy it’s just a joke it’s not really odd ones out reference
@@pepper4632 my guy it’s just a joke it’s not really odd ones out reference
@@pepper4632 also I’m pretty sure other people have done that type same joke I don’t think the odds one out invented it
Doctor: your all fixed up
*card declines*
Doctor: 🔪
Ham: *deflects*
Emoji spam
🩹☺😙🩹😗😙🩹😑😗😗😙🩹😑😁😄😅😚😄😆😁🤣😁😄😆😅😁😅😄😚😁😁😄☺😗😄😙😙😄☺😘😘😄☺😄😗😄😗😄😙
THE MAN IS TOO POWERFUL BOSS
@@kimberlywhite3484 nah he's probably weak
Yo voice too deep!
YOUNGULATE URSELF
"Parents can shape a kids future"
Bryson: SQUARE
𝕃𝑒ʟ
Yes and the is with Bryson and babies heads
Yes and the same is with Bryson and babies heads
@@SubToPlunga what
@@hanin_gurl it was a meme pinhead
I never broke my bones BUT also experience so much pain during my childhood 😂
Bryson: Your back isn't supposed to do that.
*Flexible People:* 👁👄👁
I'm flexible
Ah yes, a cursed comment
I can turn my hand 360 degrees around no I’m seriously
As a flexible person I claim you😌
You’re profile picture reminds me of my mending book farm
me: literally dies
school nurse: lets check your tempature and give you an ice bag, now back to class
Bryson: Is in the process of killing someone brutally
Byson 10 secs later: **Talks about the sponsor calmly**
XDDDDD
“Greetings from low quality ham”
Cool 👌
That person: Ive never been hurt before
Bryson: Im about to end this mans whole career
Why does this only have 11 likes? (including mine)
@@corriestafford7804 Idk
Anywho, I actually made this
Today, it has 27
@@corriestafford7804 Well, all I say is 43 is a good number in 4 days
😂😂😂😂
Buy a whole career do you mean LIFE?
Bryson: when your really young your bones are soft and springy-
My 4 year old sister: breaks leg white sitting in a chair
and theres me that can touch my toes to my head (im not even kidding lol)
Guy: Bryson I never felt pain. Bryson: YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED. *beats him death*
My grandma did the same thing but she was really young and her fingers broke. Me: breaks toe a lot from a table. The table: dancing
When I was four my big brother broke my arm I was standing on a chair in front of the TV and my brother screamed at me to move out of the way and I said no and he was SO mad he started rocking the chair and I fell off on my arm and broke my arm so it's kinda my fault kinda his
This is kinda stolen
Bryson: makes his legs touch his head
His back: *you weren’t supposed to do that*
Poo
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGH MY BACK
and that's why he has scoliosis
3:51 smartest baby with the trollface
😂
intro: happy and peaceful
seconds later: SO MUCH PAIN
The fact that lego studs fall when he gets hit by a fan makes is nostalgic and funny
@Yui Hirasawa 🥴 dang bro
@Trystan O'Dowd stfu
IKR I PLAYED LEGO GAMES WITH MY DAD ALL THE TIME
LOL
*SO YOU'RE ME JUST UNDER THE AUDITOR'S CONTROL?*
"when you're young, your bones are still soft and springy"
Me at 4 years old: aha! Imma break my right collarbone by falling off a toilet!
Xd
wait what, YOU BROKE A BONE BY FALLING OF THE , TOILET!?!
@@someweirdwildchild9181 yeah 🤣 I don't remember the pain, but I remember the rainbow colored sling they gave me when I went to the doctors
that hurts just thinking about it, ouch ;w;
@@jevil8714 yeah, and my parents didn't even notice it was broken til 3 days later when I was kinda limping. Finally took me to a doctor and they just gave me a sling.
The mom’s face after he makes that sound after getting destroyed by the fan! 😂
“Every time Bryson screamed in this video, I did 1 lap.”
- Usain Bolt on how he trained
I will try dat
So 9 laps-
@@chaoticshads2824 yeah😭
Rip
@@chaoticshads2824 can you help me
I love the, "however, I've been through a wide range of physical pain". XD
So have i
That was scary
I was funny
He looks like a phantom character from fnaf 3
Same
The “I’m a tired” at 4:30 almost killed me XD
It made me go POP
Your cringe and there was nothing funny abt that /:
@@nickjonaskeepsbeaming you’re cringe
4:23 STOP TOUCHING ME,STOP TOUCHING ME,DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? *STOP TOUCHING ME*
I’m A Tire!
My worst pain:
When I was gonna ice skate for the first time I'm gonna unwear my shoes and suddenly I got out of balance and the metal part of the shoe hitted my feet😢
I also got an many wound at my feet...
Sis: "i like singing" brother: "i like drawing" me: "i like pain"
I Like Trains
@@Ellmarajh *Train noises*
@@goldygoldfish9470 FU-
@@tiky3389 *ERROOOOOOOOM*
@@Ellmarajh I was about to type that
Best quotes “I’m losing blood at an alarming rate and would be most grateful if you, my caregiver or guardian would transport me to the hospital to help heal the wounds so I can continue this mortal journey rather than ending it prematurely due to loss of blood.”
I actually read this while he said it
@@GoosefieldYT yeah me too
@@GoosefieldYT lol
Nah, im kidding. What i actaully said was: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Top 10 tragic anime deaths
4:38
If I went down memory pain the way would never end because so far there has not been one day where I don’t get injured but that’s ok because now every time I get hurt it doesn’t hurt :)
"So bryson! how many times you've been taken to the hospital"
Bryson: " Y E S "
Replace Bryson with my name and hospital with A&E and you’ve got a 9 years old child
Ooh ooh oh my back
4:46 well we can fix that Bryson : kills him
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Bryson: Pain
First bit of the video: die
yes
Lamo
LMAO
Dying is painful
@@Kaylinscotttuah lamo? lmao
Rip Bryson’s nervous system
1:19 “see that? Your body isnt supposed to do that!”
My whole ballerina school: *i am 4 parralel universes ahed of you*
Ok
No that’s sophie dosie
Haminations: *falling off a cliff,crushing every bone in his body*
Captions: *ayo this music is a bop*
Someone: gets literally murdered
TH-cam: bruh this beat is fire🔥
@@ApolloFirearms *meanwhile the screaming of burning children is in the background*
@@sivvim *ah yes I love listening to the relaxing sounds of children screaming in pain crying for help*
@@STRAWBERRY-sl4sz *it’s so pleasant that it is music to my ears 👂*
True
The doctor: this will make u calm
Bryson: I’m a tired
yes i am a doctor
Im a tired
same
He is a tire
Nobody:
Me: *laughs because he uses minecraft sound effects*
ooo
And Star Wars the complete saga
I don’t think that’s how the meme works
Isn’t that sound affect at the beginning a Roblox death
I could tell by your name lol
that intro basically summarizes the ragdoll physics of breath of the wild
YES SOMEONE THAT TO PLAYS BOTW
@@jamaelewis5360 don't assume that I PLAY botw, I could have just seen videos, I mean you are right I have played it, but I haven't played in a long time, there's not much to do once you beat the game and have endgame gear, and shrine and korok completion is too tedious
@@sunburst2740 ohhhhh k honestly I’ve completed the game but I’m still looking for shrines I haven’t gotten all of them yet ;-;
BRUH IKR
I only have 17 hearts and I think I can beat Gannon if I tried but I wanna get 100% :>
ALSO YASSS BOTW FANSSS
@@pokocrow it just warps you back to either your last save or right outside the fight once you beat him, and then you get a star on your save slot which means it's post game so you can still get 100% after defeating ganon
Me: going sledding
Metal pole: imma end this guy's whole career
My leg: *screams*
Me, a person who has broken a bone- *Man, first time?*
Why can I visualise this?
thus. the inspiration of markiplier self defence bargains begins. PAAAAAAAAIN lethality ease of use. im probably going to forget that in 10 minutes - markiplier
Bryson when he touches the surface of his pillow: *yeah this is time to pain*
4:57 P A I N
"Why not get rid of all bones"
**jelly fish noises**
*w i g g l e*
D I g g l e
B R U H
After all "you cant break what isnt there" right
I actually remember a time when I was young I jumped on the top bunk of a wooden bunk bed my young brain at the time didn't think this was a bad idea and uh I broke the entire thing and uh I only got what looked like a scab thing on my leg it was a bit big but didn't hurt allot and I must ask... Am I blessed?
The Mario voice near the end was so funny
Hamimations : Falls off Mount Everest , doesn’t break a bone .
Me : dies *
rip
lolllllllll
Bryson:Falls off Mount Everest , dosen't break a bone .
Me:dies
(See the name bryson)
@@Svetlec using channel names is acceptable too
In the picture of him screaming when he hit the ground there’s a bone sticking out of him
Bryson: *jumps off top bunk*
Ceiling fan: I'm bouta end this man's whole career
1:34
Bryson: Has a good Day
Angels: *I’m about to end this man’s career.*
@@lightning7705 the angel is a spy!
Bryson:Still makes life after having a massive cut on his head
@@marcellobarone4581 he fell down a mountain breaking every single bone not one un broken bone thats even worse
lol
This man is basically speaking of ways to get your head almost fractured
THE WIDE PAIN OF FEACAL OF PAIN
the reason why he is so smooth brain is because of the head injuries.
Mokey
And my nerves system went AHHHHHHHHHHHH
0:37 The GYATT SLAP just had me rolling.
Bryson:Why not remove all bones can't break what isn't there
Me:"breaks all my bones" CAN'T BREAK WHATS ALREADY BROKEN
Wait until they heal
I broke my wrist...
On the monkey bars
I went to the park with my cousins dad
@@BoyBoyManBoy very random
@@hanin_gurl but very relevant
"You cant break what isn't there!"
Me in discord on a daily basis: *blobby skin noises*
coo
Hello
YAAaAA
😂😂 That's wrong
@@ProfoundSink My friends go crazy when I say it in chat too lol
"And I scorpion'd so hard that the back of my legs hit my head"
And Bryson was never seen again.
First
Nah Bryson was seen again he became a gymnast
@@elizabeths.1902 No
Ya see that? Your backs not supposed to do that. That causes a lot of ouchie feelings
More like: OUCH OW MY BaCk
At 3:42 to 3:51 I am on the floor laughing😂😂😂
Me: breaks literally every bone in my body
A stimpak: *ahem*
*gives ice pack* boom fixed
You shall know pain
Broke your skull? Hmmmmm
the deathclaw: was that your only one
"Pain equals quality content. All animators should know that."
-NegativeIQ I copied his comment
He inspired me 2 make dis
Roses are red
violets are blue
as long as bryson gets hurt
he gets a view
Are you the spirit of leanardo divinchi
That was beautiful 🥲
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH