The quiz isn't as difficult as the Psychopath video. So, Try to answer them as if you were in that particular situation. Which choice would you have made?
In this case, I'd be the guy the protagonist sees being brutally killed and eaten by zombies at the start of the movie to demonstrate to the audience how the zombies act.
Sani I think not! If you have some kind of skill, equipment or even mentality, you could be a help to others. Having a positive mindset can be really helpful to meep yourself and your allies mentally sane enough for survival. Even if you don’t have that though, killing yourself might make it seem like you lost hope, and other people lose hope as well. And besides, what’s *one* more zombie, right? :D
Hosuh = A cinnamon roll Stephen = A psychopath but a funny flirty guy I got 2 I likes so I will update this: Hosuh: Cinnamon Roll Stephen: die Dan: the ultimate creator
If the zombies were fast they would become slow as they Injure the legs.... Without the ability to repair muscle mass the legs muscles would wear down and tear...
What I find absolutely mind boggling is that in all the scenarios is that no one ever thinks of body armor. Sure it might slow you down a little bit but effective armor is impossible to bite or cut
I mean if I have too I’ll just use my inhaler while running and move my legs no matter how dead I feel because of my Asthma. My motivation for this, I wanna see my friends again. Closest person to my house would actually be really freaking useful so I’ll just go bug him.
For cases like the situation in zombie land this isn't necessarily tru. Cause its caused by a disease and they arent dead. But if it *is* the living dead then yes. My theiry is they wouldn't live long because if they need food they they can starve to death
The actual conversation that I would have with me and my bestie during a zombie apocalypse *"Heyy gurrll, u still alive? ;) hehe"* *"No everyone is dead lol~ XD"*
Thing about it... Kendo swords usually have a metal rod inside,so what it means for us ? It makes weapon more durable Baseball bats usually are made entirely out of wood so it gonna break much sooner and in zombie situation you want consistent weapon which wouldnt turn into pieces aftef some time
Easy mode : Slow Zombies only Normal mode : Both Slow and Fast Zombies Hard mode : Fast Zombie Only Insane mode : Fast and Durable Zombies Hell mode : Volatile Zombie Only
3:00: What Nonsense is that??? 'Constantly asking for Help' because that Person screams for Help once while being Chased? The heck are you even saying?
Nope, there is no need to make a hole in the ozone layer just redirect the suns energy in the focus beam type magnifying glass just make it big enough to kill loads of zombies
I wouldn't want my dog to be eaten, so eating my dog would contradict that fear. I would probably put him down if things get bad and it looks like I will die, but I wouldnt eat him. Oh, and ill bury him so he wouldnt get eaten when hes dead..
Me in zombie apocalypse: Dixie,Sandy,missie... Get in the oven. Just hide in there my sweet 2 dogs and single cat who is never home and only comes home when its raining.
Option A:Make a makeshift weapon Option B:Observe how the zombies behave Option C:Get water and charge batteries Option D:poop first think later Daniel:”All these options are crucial”
A funny thing, is that "Kendo Swords", or rather Bokken's are made to hit metal many, many times, and not break, so they are better to use as a weapon. However, most people don't have them, and are not trained in using them, so they are basically useless to them, just as Dan said, so kudos to him I guess!
If you are preparing for the zombies to attack. Practice running. If you live in a city driving a car will not be an option due to traffic congestion caused by abandoned cars at a red light.
5:47 A blunt weapon is good since they are simple, easy to use, and low maintenance. I would say a good secondary is a spear. A spear can be made from something long, something sharp, and something that holds stuff together, which is in almost every household. Although harder to use, a spear with decent strength could penetrate a zombie skull and the blunt end could be used to push zombies away. Although not a substitute for a ranged weapon, it could also be used to defend against melee humans and predators. That is why it has been man’s primary tool of war since the Stone Age till the advent of firearms.
In Soviet Russia zombies don't eat you You eat them (Edit: what the actual fuck this is such a shitty joke. How did I get this much likes? Thanks tho ig)
Sammy Jules kinda depends on if you *really need* that dog, because it’s a service dog. if you were blind for example wouldn’t keeping your service dog be a good idea? idk i’m no professional or anything lmfao can i ask what your service dog is for?
5:03 if you have enough speed you could easily do that. The bat just has to move fast and if zombies can be knocked out it will still help to just hit them and not die. If they’re knocked out you could try to use a knife or interrogate them for information. Simple things like do they still have an advanced consciousness and are they still on human intelligence level can be really useful.
quinnlyx not necessarily, these could always wind up not being the zombie land type and maybe they’re the “warm bodies” type or the “Izombie” type, or better yet the “Santa Clair diet” type. Y’all are misjudging us zombies and I refuse to stand for it.
random person School shooter victim: "Ah, crap, HE SAW ME!" School Shooter: You know, I've always liked you. *Pulls out another glock* Victim: *Presses change team* It's now 2 v school
I think the ONE problem with letting the helpless girl die is that u have no idea what her skillset is: sure, she might be terrible at running away from zombies, but maybe she's a doctor, or an architect or engineer. I think if you're capable of easily rescuing her, without putting yourself in danger, you should, then grill her for any possible strengths. If she really is useless, then just send her off on her own. But if she isn't then u have a valuable new teammate
my skills are that i have a lot of stamina my determination helps me run if i´m tired and i love to fight with explosives and if i don´t take my pills i have a good imagination so i could i could fuse a knife and a bat by opening a hole in the bat big enough to fit a kitchen knife in it it makes a dangerous weapons i´m a great survival friend
Seeing Annabelle in this comments section is like seeing Anakin in the Star Wars prequels... if only you knew you were going to join them. Edit: Forgot to tell you how amazing of a pancake you are.
My sister’s results: 1) D, Open the door so the lady can come inside. 2) Makeshift weapons 3) Kendo sword (we have one at home she’s training) 4) C, fortify house 5) D, German Shepard
I don't think in my opinion that zombiescan be fast cause like Stephen said "because zombies don't really have neutrians" wich would mean that they can't really be that fast for people who don't even know much about health and science
@Fail Zero oh sweetheart, you just showed your racist side. I may be into Kpop but I do not have a member of BTS as my profile pic. It's hilarious when people like you try to attack but have their info all wrong so it does nothing but amuse me.
Dan: If you have a pet EAT IT. Hosuh: it’s because you’re Asian Daniel 😂😂😂😂 Edit :Sorry if your Asian and this offends you I was just quoting the vid because I thought it was funny
For the last question, I chose A because of these reasons: One or two people will not only keep your group at a steady pace, but it will give you more protection, faster time to create things such as shelters, fires, and weapons and will deplete your supplies slower Going alone, while it does mean that you’re most likely to survive on food resources for longer means that you’ll have less materials, time to create shelter and less protection. Taking a large group will slow you down, and even though it will mean that everything can be done very fast and protection is more plentiful, food supplies will be drained much quicker, and no one will gain the extra fat that will be needed to survive days without food for when the supplies drain. No. Pets are too precious to even consider
For the last question, I think it depends on your situation. If you have enough people you trust and have access to plenty of resources, it could work. And also(assuming you can keep up the food and water stores), you could potentially have the ability to house people who might be pretty useless. If you had enough people, you would probably have the time to teach them. But make sure you completely trust everyone in the group, and give people the right jobs so no one dies.
Stephen: the friend that always thinks about himself first Hosuh: the very nice helping kind of friend Dan: the friend that trys to keep everything in order and makes sure all hell doesn't break loose Wow thanks for the likes it's the most I've ever had!
After watching Stephen's video it's really hard to watch these videos without a horrible sinking feeling in my heart....... Right now I'm just looking back at the first video I've seen from DanPlan just to remember the fun times I had watching this channel....
Dan: The answer is B Because saving someone who is helpless they might backstab you later *Also Dan* : Okay You Heartless Bastard! You left that woman to die!
If your talkimg serious about this, like insulting him, then prepare for 92848 replies every single one saying " r/woosh " " no shit sherlock " or " you dont say "
@@estebanxd6335 that’s exactly what I read dipshit. That’s the part of the sentence I’m whooshing. Do you even know what a whoosh is. Please get your brains checked before you decide to act like a smartass.
@@rantingsfromateenagerspers499 i do know what a whoosh is dumbass, it says ( *_IF_* your talking serious ), IF, do you not know the meaning of IF or what the fuck?
9:35, pets is variable. If you've got a big dog, perhaps a husky, they can be incredibly useful, both for labor (taking the husky example, they can carry stuff, and be useful hunting companions, and their fierce loyalty will help) and phycological health. If you however have a small thing such as a hamster, you get to eat one more day.
Rekwan Small, you do not know if the virus can cross the species barrier. However, if it can, you will have time in between infection of dog and finding you have a zombie dog.
Actually, going to a large store is a bad dies a WHOLE LOT of other people will be there, and they'll be fighting *hard* for supplies. Plus if a zombie gets in there (automatic doors anyone) the virus will spread through the building FAST.
Ikr, me and my dad want to be prepared so we got rid of our cats cause we wouldn't be able to help them survive and I wouldn't survive seeing them get bit or leaving them Plus their meowing can attract zombies
The guide also say phonelines will likely be overloaded by the sheer amount of people trying to call friends, family and emergency services. In short, trying to call is a waste of time since you are unlikely to get a signal and you only help clogging up the lines.
Also if only a city is infected, the government would most likely close the borders and dont let anyone in or out, so leaving the city would only make things worse for you
If I get bitten, I'm dressing myself up in one of those mascot costumes or something similar and sealing it onto my body. Just your friendly neighborhood, Zombie Barney, who can't really bite you
But zombie might make a chance to still bite you if you don't point the knife to the head and might end up stabbing its chest. And you have less chances to kill em ( Unless your saying your the one thats gonna be screwed? no offense)
I love this channel because it feels like I'm hanging out with friends but without the stress, the content is amazing, all three of you are funny and smart, and Hosuh is cute
or get as much supply as possible lock youself somewhere then put sign or something for survivor to find you and ask them certain thing in exchange for supply, a little bit like in left 4 dead 2
I have a list of type of zombies Walkers Runners Ancle biters (I forgot to spell it) insane How to weaken or kill them Walker: shotgun them in the head Runner: shoot their ancles (again forgot how to spell it) Ancle biters (ok I think I have told you enough): watch the ground and prepare to put sharp nails on your boots! >:3 Insane: ... ŃØ WHĒRÉ TÒ HÎDĖ
The quiz isn't as difficult as the Psychopath video. So, Try to answer them as if you were in that particular situation. Which choice would you have made?
Nice Videos DanPlan.. may i ask Your twitter Account so that im updated to your channel's shenanigans. :D
*whisper* check the description box
*whispers* thanks
DanPlan I love your videos and your style of animation! Really hope that you become viral soon and continue these types of videos!
DanPlan on the one where you had to call a friend then you asked 10 or more friends I thought to my self"but I don't have any friends."
hosuh: i cant draw anything cute
also hosuh: *draws himself*
Nice persons like you are exactly the reason why assholes like me exists... Ying/Yang
Sliem Boinimations ik :3
Your so right
@@ondras5241 The balance must be maintained.
Sliem Boinimations truuueeeeeeeeeeeeee
Daniel: Eat your pets.
Hosuh: It's cause you're asian Daniel.
Daniel: WaIT nO.
XD
Mari Salazar 😂
Your username reminds me of George Salazar
😍😍🤯🤯🤭🤭
That was brutal, girl, very brutal.
Hosuh: "All cute things must die."
Hosuh: *doesn't kill himself*
Me: yEa tHaT mAkEs SeNsE.
* i stab Hosuh *
Done
xXReaper WolfXx :(
*ArE yOu SAYiNG HOSUH IS CuUutE*
The GamerYT *N E V E R*
The GamerYT *EEEEE*
when u realise the the autor of the "zombie survival guide" also wrote minecraft books:
perfectly balanced, like all the things should be.
Naw really?
yep, got a minecraft book once. said that the author also made a zombie book
no way that's cool, the guys a chad :)
@@jinx3125He is also writer of World War Z book
In this case, I'd be the guy the protagonist sees being brutally killed and eaten by zombies at the start of the movie to demonstrate to the audience how the zombies act.
tbh, this is dark but I might just kill myself so I don't endanger others... if I tried to survive I'd probabbly just get bitten
Robert Kidd I’d be the guy who becomes the first zombie, somehow escapes a science facility people were testing me in and infect the whole world :p
Sani I think not! If you have some kind of skill, equipment or even mentality, you could be a help to others. Having a positive mindset can be really helpful to meep yourself and your allies mentally sane enough for survival. Even if you don’t have that though, killing yourself might make it seem like you lost hope, and other people lose hope as well.
And besides, what’s *one* more zombie, right? :D
Robert Kidd I'd be the one who kills themselves
I would be the background character that nobody cares about and ends up dying
Hosuh = A cinnamon roll
Stephen = A psychopath but a funny flirty guy
I got 2 I likes so I will update this:
Hosuh: Cinnamon Roll
Stephen: die
Dan: the ultimate creator
what about dan
@@concealederror4310dan best boy
@@sunlight740 Facts✔
HOSUH:A CINNAMON ROLL
STEPHEN:A SINAMON ROLL
idgy pigeon 1000% accuracy,
If the zombies were fast they would become slow as they Injure the legs....
Without the ability to repair muscle mass the legs muscles would wear down and tear...
You have a good point
That is very scientific
Cool tho
Ryan Lesner video first, SCIENCE LATER.
Why are we talking about how science relates to the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE????
It's a little scary how knowledgeable and confident Stephen is about A) weapons and B) how to properly use them to dispose of people
What kind of beauty of a channel did I find here?
The best
trycoldman23 Every video I watch I always find you in the comments wtf
trycoldman23 ikr
What kind of fucking idiot did i find in the comic
trycoldman23 SUBS!!!
Teacher:Can you find the square root?
Me:NOPE BUT I KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE A KIDNAPPING THE PURGE AND A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Hahaha lol I wanna to that in classsssss
Lmao something I would really say
Same tho
Lol
You'd probably graduate at the top of your class.
"You need friends to survive."
*less talking, more killing.*
*Its splendid to do it with a spoon as well!*
Ill be the first one dead
@@deven5296why a spoon...why not an axe or...
What I find absolutely mind boggling is that in all the scenarios is that no one ever thinks of body armor. Sure it might slow you down a little bit but effective armor is impossible to bite or cut
"Fast zombies"
People with asthma: guess I'll die.
I mean if I have too I’ll just use my inhaler while running and move my legs no matter how dead I feel because of my Asthma. My motivation for this, I wanna see my friends again. Closest person to my house would actually be really freaking useful so I’ll just go bug him.
@@Donnie-Bootyyyshaker9000 that actually true
@@Donnie-Bootyyyshaker9000 You have an amazing name, just saying, very good 👌🏽✨😎
@@k.a.p.a5448
Thank you
You forgot bout the nerd
1:10 Steven "okie dokie lets kill hosuah"
Hosuah "ok wait what"
The purple Bow Hosuh*
Stephen was like, LETS KILL HIM
Hosuh: Ok!- waIt WHAT
Fun fact: zombies would probably only last for about a few days to a month due to things like heat and maggots, etc ripping the rotting flesh apart
You’re right but what if they’re mutated
Only if they're the living dead, not if they're alive but with a virus or something messing with their brain
For cases like the situation in zombie land this isn't necessarily tru. Cause its caused by a disease and they arent dead. But if it *is* the living dead then yes. My theiry is they wouldn't live long because if they need food they they can starve to death
Also fun fact: Meat rots faster in warmer climates, so it’d be in your best interest to start moving south towards the equator.
But...just for the story let's say...hmm...3 or 7 years maybee
"And just sit and then do something later" me: "you cannot sleep there are monsters near by"
Dan: "You need friends to survive."
Me: *well I guess I'll die first*
Yeah me too
I'll be your friend lmao
Same 😂
#relatable
Ya
*"keep it in your pants Daniel."*
Yeah Daniel,save that for another time. lol
Jung Hoseok
yeah daniel, save it for Stephen
@@sourapplecake oooohhhh shiiiiiiip?
... hi army? 😂
@@skateboardinghand3482 army -w-
omg i found another army YASSSS
“Okie Dokie Let’s kill Hosuh” “ok wel- wait what?”
Runs out of ammo
Me: oh no, lets do this the old way
Me: “Thumb Wrestling”
The actual conversation that I would have with me and my bestie during a zombie apocalypse
*"Heyy gurrll, u still alive? ;) hehe"*
*"No everyone is dead lol~ XD"*
It was shown in the video but ok. _.
plsdontattackmelol
lol me
people in 2020: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
*CACKLING IN 2021* FOOLS
Whats up with your pfp-
@@Oof-3184 what's wrong it's a normal pfp
@@Ploaper uhm... sure
@@tartinic7500 yes, the most normal. Just a peice of cereal staring into nothingness-
“If you have a pet,EAT IT”
- Daniel (Danplan) 2017
Yozie Wolf
PETA would like to know your location
Humble3dore lol
NOO I'M NOT EATING MY PRECIOUS PETS TWT I LOVE THEM TO MUCH XDD
Crystal MoonLight ChanYT this is in a zombie apocalypse situation
Thing about it... Kendo swords usually have a metal rod inside,so what it means for us ? It makes weapon more durable
Baseball bats usually are made entirely out of wood so it gonna break much sooner and in zombie situation you want consistent weapon which wouldnt turn into pieces aftef some time
"Keep it in your pants Daniel"
I'm dying 😂
same!! Lmao
XD KM DED
He said that right as I saw this comment
When??
Jennifer Naughton 0:31
Easy mode : Slow Zombies only
Normal mode : Both Slow and Fast Zombies
Hard mode : Fast Zombie Only
Insane mode : Fast and Durable Zombies
Hell mode : Volatile Zombie Only
I choose hell mode
@@craig8376 Same and id die in a happy way
I choose the mode below easy mode
@Fort Blocks well it's like purge then
Super easy mode : there’s literally no zombies.
D: “You need friends to make sure you don’t die”
Me: ...i feel called out
I understand that things are the way they are, but I miss the good old days of DanPlan. These videos bring back so many memories.
I miss Steven, he was a good part of the team
It's sad
True
Stephen*/
The best part
What happens?
Dan: Do you feel anything when you kill someone that looks like a human
Steaphen *flash back to every time he has a knife in every video*
LOL (but that's true though
3:00: What Nonsense is that??? 'Constantly asking for Help' because that Person screams for Help once while being Chased?
The heck are you even saying?
Knives are too informal
Stephen*
6:45 pls can someone tell me the name of the song
these videos are the only ones I willingly rewatch because they never fail to entertain me
Hosuh is honestly so innocent and should be protected from anything, he needs a protection squad.
Ifkr
omg yesss
i am the leader no cap
protection nah, simp squad yeah
@@BLANK-tj5ew both?
Hosuh: "HOW DO I DRAW CUTE PETS"
You draw stephen so..
It's funny cause you called him a pet
th-cam.com/video/vZMrD8qcC4A/w-d-xo.html
@@paginacumuzica I'm honestly too scared to click on that link
Flight the fox scaredy cat
💀
scientists when they see zombies: *TIME TO START MAKING A HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER BECAUSE THE SUNS A DEADLY LAZER*
Haha yes
Nope, there is no need to make a hole in the ozone layer just redirect the suns energy in the focus beam type magnifying glass just make it big enough to kill loads of zombies
The Lean BusinessMan oh yeah
Though..... it would be a hard process due to the fact that electricity is down and you can’t exactly form glass without electricity effectively
THE MAYANS HAVE FIGURED OUT THE STAAAARRRSS
7:16
Stephen: I ain’t calling you guys!
Me in 2021: Ha...yeah true story-
1:09
Steven: "oki doke. Let's kill Hosuh."
Hosuh: "ok!☺️...wait, what?"
...what did I click on?🤣😂😂
uh it’s stephen not steven
@@gh05tb0yz 🎶🎶"and that spells 'D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.' Dilligaf. And it means, Does It Look Like I Give A Fu*k?!"🎶🎶
@@happygldfish2634 no, but i care, so...
@@SelzPalace this is the internet, opinions dont matter (to most)
@@happygldfish2634 I know I'm not stupid
Daniel: no I could be the bait! you could leave me behind!
Stephen: that was literally my first idea but okay
stephen will be like
3
2
1
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everyone’s ded
yeah
"All cute things must die"
Guess the Kardashians are immortal
Jesus christ man
Kardashians aren’t cute
@@zackycookie thats... What he said
@@theblindguy9623 oh.... I’m dumb
LMFAOOOO
"before I contract the virus..."
this has aged well-
There are 202k likes...
I-
Onestly same
Just because someone mentions a virus before COVID, doesn’t make it bad timing
2:52: Thats total nonsense in this context.
"So if you have a pet, eat it" YEAH GREAT ADVICE
I have a sisster...... Should I eat her? (No I would NEVER do that...)
Actually, it is a good idea to eat your pet because 1.they are full of calories
And 2. They might get infected
I wouldn't want my dog to be eaten, so eating my dog would contradict that fear. I would probably put him down if things get bad and it looks like I will die, but I wouldnt eat him. Oh, and ill bury him so he wouldnt get eaten when hes dead..
Me in zombie apocalypse: Dixie,Sandy,missie... Get in the oven. Just hide in there my sweet 2 dogs and single cat who is never home and only comes home when its raining.
I don't wanna eat my cat
Again.
*AnD i SpEnT mOnEy OnN mY cOrGi*
Option A:Make a makeshift weapon
Option B:Observe how the zombies behave
Option C:Get water and charge batteries
Option D:poop first think later
Daniel:”All these options are crucial”
i choose D: poop first think later
XD
I choose option D, you'll never know you'll need to go to the bathroom during killing the zombies
C
All you need is a trident or a sword or a bow!
Zombie: *Hears a plop*
What's left of the zombie's brain: Prob in here.
A funny thing, is that "Kendo Swords", or rather Bokken's are made to hit metal many, many times, and not break, so they are better to use as a weapon. However, most people don't have them, and are not trained in using them, so they are basically useless to them, just as Dan said, so kudos to him I guess!
Me: *sees title*
Also me: I think i know what Stephen will do
Angelica..
And Peggy
The schuyler sisters
Angelica, Peggy, Elizaa
WORK
@@henl0o DADDY SAID TO BE HOME BY SUNDOWN-
*Mario falls over*
"My life is a lie"
XD
It's a lie!
*My Life Is A Lie*
Lives
@@nekote8801 is that a danganronpa reference if not yeeeeeeeeeeee idk
Let the lady die!!!!
Start doing squats!!!!
My life is complete😂😂😂
If you are preparing for the zombies to attack. Practice running. If you live in a city driving a car will not be an option due to traffic congestion caused by abandoned cars at a red light.
@@ryanlesner4716 in other words get a treadmill
@@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 Yeah Will smith had the right idea in the movie I am legend.
you forgot the pets we need to eat them all JK
@@dwarvenwarrior7713 I would rather eat MRE's
5:50 looks at kendo sword I bought for a school project.
Yeah I mean he’s right
Daniel: I’m probably the person that’ll attract the virus first.
3 years later
Corona Virus: hi
Daniel: ha, I’m in danger.
👁️ 👄 👁️
👁👄👁
LOL!
"fast zombies"
>dead things that can move
>dead things that can move *FAST*
*i has left the chat to save my life*
*I have left the chat so I can find my friends and get many weapons lots of food and water dig my grave just in case and that's it*
Canadian Zombie: excuse me? Will you let me take a bite of your arm?
Canadian human: Sure!
Canadian Zombie: Thanks Bud!
BUT DONT FORGET THE MAPLE SYRUP😂
WITH A RED LEAF PLATE
I'm not your buddy, friend
But why would you do that??
@@potatochip9040 It's called being *Canadian* .
5:47 A blunt weapon is good since they are simple, easy to use, and low maintenance. I would say a good secondary is a spear. A spear can be made from something long, something sharp, and something that holds stuff together, which is in almost every household. Although harder to use, a spear with decent strength could penetrate a zombie skull and the blunt end could be used to push zombies away. Although not a substitute for a ranged weapon, it could also be used to defend against melee humans and predators. That is why it has been man’s primary tool of war since the Stone Age till the advent of firearms.
In Soviet Russia zombies don't eat you
You eat them
(Edit: what the actual fuck this is such a shitty joke. How did I get this much likes? Thanks tho ig)
Scary Terry More like "In America Zombies eat you in Soviet Russia you eat Zombies"
LoL
Scary Terry Looks like I know where I'm spending the apocalypse...
No. In Soviet Russia you starve zombies to death.
Μου αρέσει το μπουζούκι yeah boi lets go to soviet russia
Me in the back: do I really have to eat my service dog? Cuz I’d rather die.
I Wouldn't Eat
But I Won't Keep It Either And Does Death Seem Like a Cute Thing To You?
Sammy Jules kinda depends on if you *really need* that dog, because it’s a service dog.
if you were blind for example wouldn’t keeping your service dog be a good idea?
idk i’m no professional or anything lmfao
can i ask what your service dog is for?
kidonfire ! His an alert dog (he does me a lot warn) and mobility dog (he helps me walk and stand up)
Mate, if you need a service dog, I highly doubt you'll live long.
AskMeAnything AtAll aren’t you just a ray of sunshine
“It’s because your Asian Daniel” lmfao
Im mexican
@@adoredizzy5981cool I'm german
@@ladylexa7472 cool I said I'm Mexican because he said I'm Asian look at my name lol
Same
Am asian
5:03 if you have enough speed you could easily do that. The bat just has to move fast and if zombies can be knocked out it will still help to just hit them and not die. If they’re knocked out you could try to use a knife or interrogate them for information. Simple things like do they still have an advanced consciousness and are they still on human intelligence level can be really useful.
Two zombies coming twords me
Me: hits one with a bat
Other zombie: And its a homerun!
Also me: starts running
I would go wait the zombie has some human left in them there is still hope
@@PotatoWithALaptop well your dead sorry to say
quinnlyx not necessarily, these could always wind up not being the zombie land type and maybe they’re the “warm bodies” type or the “Izombie” type, or better yet the “Santa Clair diet” type. Y’all are misjudging us zombies and I refuse to stand for it.
*Do squats right when that woman died*
Edit: *5:00*
Zombie: *N A N I ? ! ? !*
*never skip leg day*
@@Durnelis8148 Agreed, if u do, ur legs are shit like mine
Girl: AHHH HES BITING MY LEG HELP ME
me: 1 2 3 FEEL THE BURN 6 7
if you can't beat them
*join them*
I already did
So your saying join the zombies.. grrrrrrrrrr
random person School shooter victim: "Ah, crap, HE SAW ME!"
School Shooter: You know, I've always liked you. *Pulls out another glock*
Victim: *Presses change team*
It's now 2 v school
no pls don’t join zombie
No NO NUKE HEM
"If you have a pet, eat it."
Me: time to die, my furry friend will last with me to the end.
I think the ONE problem with letting the helpless girl die is that u have no idea what her skillset is: sure, she might be terrible at running away from zombies, but maybe she's a doctor, or an architect or engineer.
I think if you're capable of easily rescuing her, without putting yourself in danger, you should, then grill her for any possible strengths. If she really is useless, then just send her off on her own. But if she isn't then u have a valuable new teammate
Dan plan shoukd of liked
The only useful thing is a doctor and engineer
I think we should *GRILL*
my skills are that i have a lot of stamina my determination helps me run if i´m tired and i love to fight with explosives and if i don´t take my pills i have a good imagination so i could i could fuse a knife and a bat by opening a hole in the bat big enough to fit a kitchen knife in it it makes a dangerous weapons i´m a great survival friend
@Neil Nielsen 0.0
7:57 who else noticed Donald Trump and Ash Ketchup
Me
Me
i'd contact ash ketchup because hes got pokemon
@Shin da Shōjo R/Woosh
@@judabug323 you can't wooosh with a joke that isn't yours
I lost it at 3:51 omg the three of you guys are hilarious! Please make more videos like this :')
we will :3
Annabelle wow you're a amazing pancake
Seeing Annabelle in this comments section is like seeing Anakin in the Star Wars prequels... if only you knew you were going to join them.
Edit: Forgot to tell you how amazing of a pancake you are.
Annabelle ikr XD
Sameeee
My sister’s results:
1) D, Open the door so the lady can come inside.
2) Makeshift weapons
3) Kendo sword (we have one at home she’s training)
4) C, fortify house
5) D, German Shepard
Dan : I swear if one of you guys comment down what type of zombie I swear
Me: what type of zombie is it ?
Dan: *throws computer*
I don't think in my opinion that zombiescan be fast cause like Stephen said "because zombies don't really have neutrians" wich would mean that they can't really be that fast for people who don't even know much about health and science
Lol
I was also gonna comment that 😅
Hosuh: It’s so much freaking effort to draw cute things
Me: But you draw yourself in every video
@Fail Zero quit being a fucking jerk.
Fail Zero violet was making a joke, back off
@Fail Zero oh sweetheart, you just showed your racist side. I may be into Kpop but I do not have a member of BTS as my profile pic. It's hilarious when people like you try to attack but have their info all wrong so it does nothing but amuse me.
The fuck is happening here
EpicGamerPotato idk I’m just a soul going through da comments xD
"The girl was helpless"
ELIZA NO! :'D
Anna Mations Hamilton reference?
OnyxTv I love you :)
Galaxy God thank you lol!
Ruhil Ariana Wilson ikr lol
HA
Watched y’all when I was 8 I’m 14 now glad I remembered about y’all
Dan: If you have a pet EAT IT.
Hosuh: it’s because you’re Asian Daniel
😂😂😂😂
Edit :Sorry if your Asian and this offends you I was just quoting the vid because I thought it was funny
idonTEATMYPETS 😂😂
Isn't Hosuh also asian
@@imdrowninghelp8975 yes. Yes he is
Grace Burns same..kinda
Some ppl in my country kindaa does it...
Hosuh: all cute things in my video must die
Me: but hosuh your adorable
He'll be the first one to die?
You said he is adorble not cute ;D So he isnt dead
And Stephen too, they'll due together
The girl was helpless
So I guess you guys wouldn’t save Eliza Schuyler
Ayyyyyye
She would want you to burn for that joke
@@wamfphles2394 lmao
*HELPLESS INTENSIFIES*
A doooo
Addooooo addooooo adoooooOooo
Boy ya got me *helpless~~*
“I could be the bait”
“Literally the first thought I had but ok”
I don't regret subscribing! You guys are hilarious😁
Steven: Let's kill Hosuh.
Hosuh: Yay, wait what.
“Someone helpless is not worth saving.”
Hamilton: *listens* “Oh, okay then...”
*tHat’S wHeN mIsS mArIa ReYnOlDs WaLkEd InTo My LiFe*
I love the reference and I wish I could think of a clever and funny response lol
doing workouts first thing in a zombie apoclypse sounds like project zomboid
I'm officially in love with this channel loll
Me too
Da Chin Same
Me too
AHH THEY REPLIED AFTER 4 MONTHS
Me too :D
For the last question, I chose A because of these reasons:
One or two people will not only keep your group at a steady pace, but it will give you more protection, faster time to create things such as shelters, fires, and weapons and will deplete your supplies slower
Going alone, while it does mean that you’re most likely to survive on food resources for longer means that you’ll have less materials, time to create shelter and less protection.
Taking a large group will slow you down, and even though it will mean that everything can be done very fast and protection is more plentiful, food supplies will be drained much quicker, and no one will gain the extra fat that will be needed to survive days without food for when the supplies drain.
No. Pets are too precious to even consider
“Groups of people don’t become family that easily.”
Well that didn’t age well-
*_;-;_*
@@Piggymon no
@@JimmehRulez lol
@@JimmehRulez toxic has been spotted
@@yep5856 ok
For the last question, I think it depends on your situation. If you have enough people you trust and have access to plenty of resources, it could work. And also(assuming you can keep up the food and water stores), you could potentially have the ability to house people who might be pretty useless. If you had enough people, you would probably have the time to teach them. But make sure you completely trust everyone in the group, and give people the right jobs so no one dies.
Stephen: the friend that always thinks about himself first
Hosuh: the very nice helping kind of friend
Dan: the friend that trys to keep everything in order and makes sure all hell doesn't break loose
Wow thanks for the likes it's the most I've ever had!
This is like id, ego, and superego 😂
Xhappy Cat
Key word is *Tries*
Yeah pretty much😂
This aged like a steak aged in chick fil a sauce
After watching Stephen's video it's really hard to watch these videos without a horrible sinking feeling in my heart....... Right now I'm just looking back at the first video I've seen from DanPlan just to remember the fun times I had watching this channel....
random things same
Yeah this was before all the drama
it brings me a bit of comfort knowing that these early videos were before all the drama and the fallout between stephen and dan happened at least
You think this is bad Daniels video makes this sinking feeling so much worse
Theirs more to both stories it’s unfortunate how they’re both keeping certain aspects of their truth from the public and each other
Dan: The answer is B Because saving someone who is helpless they might backstab you later
*Also Dan* : Okay You Heartless Bastard! You left that woman to die!
If your talkimg serious about this, like insulting him, then prepare for 92848 replies every single one saying " r/woosh " " no shit sherlock " or " you dont say "
Esteban xD whoosh.
Anytime someone quotes a video it’s almost always a joke. So far yours the only one taking it seriously.
@@rantingsfromateenagerspers499 i said '' if your talking serious about this '' m8, read better next time
@@estebanxd6335 that’s exactly what I read dipshit. That’s the part of the sentence I’m whooshing. Do you even know what a whoosh is. Please get your brains checked before you decide to act like a smartass.
@@rantingsfromateenagerspers499 i do know what a whoosh is dumbass, it says ( *_IF_* your talking serious ), IF, do you not know the meaning of IF or what the fuck?
Like store
5. a wooden plank
10. A bat
15. Cricket bat
20. Pistol
25. Upgraded pistol
30. Carbine rifle
35. Sniper
40. Crossbow
45. Crossbow/scope
50. Double barrel
55. Shotgun
60. Tactical shotgun
65. Dessert eagle
Extras
Molotov. 3
Grenade. 6
Flare stash. 20
Mini map/radar/scanner. 70
Survival kit. 50
"Someone helpless might betray you for their own survival"
*Ehem* Traintobusan *Ehem*
oh my god, that old fart that betrayed everyone...
@@dearchilde that old piece of shit
Bruh the ending i cried so much
@@dearchilde The dad deserved better ok we can all agree
Aaahhhh i watched that movie 20 times AND I STILL CRY!
9:35, pets is variable. If you've got a big dog, perhaps a husky, they can be incredibly useful, both for labor (taking the husky example, they can carry stuff, and be useful hunting companions, and their fierce loyalty will help) and phycological health. If you however have a small thing such as a hamster, you get to eat one more day.
HawkingN just keep it safe or else you gonna have zombie dog on your hands
HawkingN and If they catch the virus you die
Rekwan Small, you do not know if the virus can cross the species barrier. However, if it can, you will have time in between infection of dog and finding you have a zombie dog.
Husky’s for live
what if I take my pet rock?
Actually, going to a large store is a bad dies a WHOLE LOT of other people will be there, and they'll be fighting *hard* for supplies. Plus if a zombie gets in there (automatic doors anyone) the virus will spread through the building FAST.
smashing a zombies head open isnt that hard since the bones will start to decay it will get softer and softer
Mario: "My whole life was a lie."
Luigi: "Hey, Mario. I think Peach was kidnapped again-"
Bowser: "NO! NO MORE! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
"Kill the pet." *single tear falls down my cheek*
Ikr, me and my dad want to be prepared so we got rid of our cats cause we wouldn't be able to help them survive and I wouldn't survive seeing them get bit or leaving them Plus their meowing can attract zombies
Starrla Gacha Girl wait wtf are you actually preparing for an apocalypse?
@@your_local_fander3702 *yes.* And now the Corona Apocalypse!
@@starrsunflower7449 LAMOOOOOOO U LEGIT GOT RID OF UR CATS FOR A BIOLOGICALLY FAKE THING LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ALSO CORONA CONT GET UR CAT XD
@@starrsunflower7449 please don't own any more pets if you'd abandon them over something that's a hypothetical made up thing...
The guide also say phonelines will likely be overloaded by the sheer amount of people trying to call friends, family and emergency services. In short, trying to call is a waste of time since you are unlikely to get a signal and you only help clogging up the lines.
TheMjohann underrated comment
Also if only a city is infected, the government would most likely close the borders and dont let anyone in or out, so leaving the city would only make things worse for you
And why call your friends and family when you should all the other options more important just call them afterwords
TheMjohann that’s what they want u to think so they can call the family without it being clogged
@@caralho5237 same thing that happend in the last of us
If I get bitten, I'm dressing myself up in one of those mascot costumes or something similar and sealing it onto my body. Just your friendly neighborhood, Zombie Barney, who can't really bite you
**Zombie runs soo fast at 35 high speed**
**me: points a knife**
Zombie: ded
he died two times
Zack Aquamarine 6XZ me : ima just uhm *sees him point knife* ya by falisia
Lol
But zombie might make a chance to still bite you if you don't point the knife to the head and might end up stabbing its chest. And you have less chances to kill em ( Unless your saying your the one thats gonna be screwed? no offense)
Yeah
I love this channel because it feels like I'm hanging out with friends but without the stress, the content is amazing, all three of you are funny and smart, and Hosuh is cute
Lily Winslow I'm sorry but how is talking to your friends stressful?
Jose
@@qoaow99wiw8w5 what?
@@caesarvalorvmsheevpalpatin8755 it's hard to explain
ikr, I want to hang out with Hosuh, he is a special cinnamon roll I love him
Stephen is on my survival team!
same here!
(daniel is also part of my team, but only as bait or as posible food...)
B Wagner I want a bagel on a team
Ai Laau hah...possible food...wait...you'll eat him?
perhaps...
it dedpends on how scarce food becomes.
or get as much supply as possible lock youself somewhere then put sign or something for survivor to find you and ask them certain thing in exchange for supply, a little bit like in
left 4 dead 2
No one:
Not a single Hosuh Clone:
Danplan: Let's put the house number to 6009
I have a list of type of zombies
Walkers
Runners
Ancle biters (I forgot to spell it)
insane
How to weaken or kill them
Walker: shotgun them in the head
Runner: shoot their ancles (again forgot how to spell it)
Ancle biters (ok I think I have told you enough): watch the ground and prepare to put sharp nails on your boots! >:3
Insane: ... ŃØ WHĒRÉ TÒ HÎDĖ
I know there's more but I got the simple ones
Ankle
Thank you
Crawlers? Or ankle biters?9
Yui
"Do you feel anything when you kill something that looks like a human being?"
Stephen: *NOPE*
In America, you watch zombie apocalypse video. In Soviet Russia, zombie apocalypse video watch you.
Omg
In america you get attacked by zombies. In soviet russia zombie gets attacked by you