Thank you for being on my journey to 1000 hours in Beat Saber. Never would have thought of myself as someone huge within the Beat Saber community, youtube, and twitch. It's an honor to provide content for all of you. 🙏
This was me playing dying light with a friend, he was telling me about the weapon wheel, which after 150 hours i had no idea existed, my mind was literally blown
Bluejack01 it’s ok, when I played Breath of the Wild I had beaten the game with all four divine beasts and over 100 shrines before I found out how to upgrade my inventory.
Vgamer311 You think that’s bad? I jumped down a flight of stairs irl thinking I could deploy the paraglider before i hit the ground. That’s how much I played botw.
Twisted Foot that’s ridiculous if it’s true, but not really the point of what I said. I wasn’t just saying “look how much I played the game.” I was saying “This is how long I played BEFORE figuring out a basic game mechanic.”
This is quite intense already if you convert the notes into mania, but instead of just tapping with your fingers, you're SWINGING your whole arm which is mad impressive
OldSpiceCommercial - But it’s literally misspelling something on TH-cam. It’s not like we’re typing up essays that are supposed to be handed in to the teacher. No need to waste your precious time on pointless details.
This guy. In Star Wars. "Emperor Palpatine, we have gotten reports of an inhumanely fast dude with two lightsabers, just shredding down our armies in mere minutes."
I actually wanna see that and earth vader/ emp. Palpatine team up with like Skywalker or whatever (idk tbh I don't really watch star wars) and they have to try to take down this inhuman
Bandoot’s Girlfriend: **introduces her family** Girlfriend’s Family: “So what are your talents?” Bondoot: “It’s complicated, I’ll have to show you” Girlfriend’s family: **watches in horror as Bandoot starts swinging his arms**
There is a life/health bar on screen you can see near the middle, under where the blocks appear, when it depletes it’s a fail. Every missed block removes health from the bar.
Flash: I’m the fastest man alive Reverse flash: hold my beer Zoom: watch my whiskey Savatar: have that tequila ready when I get back This guy: Yo can someone watch the bar for a minute
the amount of stamina and muscle you need to do something like this is actually amazing, you are probably in great shape. I can't play more than 1-2 expert songs without getting winded and sore. Been only playing a few days and it's dawning on me how weak and out of shape I actually am :)
@@Dark13208 I've played beat saber many times, completed many levels on Expert+ and I can confidently say that this video is nonsense for stupid idiots. if you seriously believe that your hands can move at such speed without getting tired, then you are an idiot
“People are just mad cause they can’t pass that ending” No exaggeration even with hours of practice I don’t think I would’ve passed over 15 seconds of it
@@Orio435 I mean technically music can be notes that are written so music can travel faster than the speed of sound in fact it can potentially travel as fast as the speed of light
Thank you for being on my journey to 1000 hours in Beat Saber. Never would have thought of myself as someone huge within the Beat Saber community, youtube, and twitch. It's an honor to provide content for all of you. 🙏
Bandoot my dude. That’s not human. Mad props though
Not human? Nah, it was godly.
I littarly got better at beatsaber by watching Ur vids thanks :)
Now that you got 1000 hours and beat this level, get 2000 hours and try this level again. Beat your score
Him: “I actually like playing this level... it’s pretty fun”
Me: *Just watching. Having a stroke*
Park chimmy 21 🤪💜
ArianaDIYS&More 😂😂
Thats the funniest comment ive ever seen
Gabriel Hendrikse Awww thank you 🥰🤪
@Park chimmy 21 shut up lol
him: how did i full combo that section?
me: dude, i didn't even see what happened when you started, don't ask me.
This was sped up
Lol
@Meminator No it wasnt
@Meminator he meant that it wasn't sped up. I think he just replied to the wrong comment
@@Cħris he was live streaming
This dude is literally moving faster than the framerate of this video
Lol
How tho
He is
Dragonslayer 45 idk
lasosx wth man he’s not human
"people are just made they can't pass that ending"
Yeah, the ending.
*mad
Justtttt the ending
I keep fucking failing on that last combo of notes
just the ending, that's the one trouble lol
the ending is just an upside down spam with fill blocks to make it more annoying to hit
"... and this song is fairly intense."
"... and Godzilla is a little large for a lizard."
“...and a shot to the heart 7 times can’t be that terrible for you.”
“...and an Alien invasion is just a bit of a conflict
... and cancer is just a slight pain
All these analogies suck except the first one.
« ... and death is just going to sleep for a bit »
"It's *fairly* difficult."
Proceeds to break the laws of physics going faster than light itself.
VidCommander 😂😂
Shinra Kusakabe? In real life
Oh come on light is way to fast there’s no way he’s going that fast
Joe VV r/woooooosh
@Royal Carpet Backup waiting for woooshs
"Audience! I did it!"
Audience: *too busy having an epileptic seizure*
590 likes
@@mem_tv13gachi 591 now U.U
@MasterGabrizio 609 now :D
@chiaki nanami yes it would appear that's the number of likes, thanks
716 likes
"This song is fairly intense."
If I played that I'd break my fricking arms.
Shit didn't mean to reply to you I'm dumb af💀
@@NotthatredI have questions
Imagine his son coming
Hey da-
*flings into space*
Yes
Lmaooo
No he would be flung to the 5 dimension
Mobile Dragon ??
Wait does he even have a son?
"I actually like playing this level it's fun"
Proceeds to move faster than time it's self
*light
Light requires time to move, so if he was going faster then time he would be faster then light?
It's too early for this shit
It's a joke
@@yimyom0652 there's no need to inform me of something I already know .-.
@@thejokestersquad3686 okay
Me after 1000 hours in a game: “wait, there’s a crouch button?”
This was me playing dying light with a friend, he was telling me about the weapon wheel, which after 150 hours i had no idea existed, my mind was literally blown
Bluejack01 it’s ok, when I played Breath of the Wild I had beaten the game with all four divine beasts and over 100 shrines before I found out how to upgrade my inventory.
Vgamer311 You think that’s bad? I jumped down a flight of stairs irl thinking I could deploy the paraglider before i hit the ground. That’s how much I played botw.
Twisted Foot that’s ridiculous if it’s true, but not really the point of what I said. I wasn’t just saying “look how much I played the game.” I was saying “This is how long I played BEFORE figuring out a basic game mechanic.”
Vgamer311 ik but I just wanted to share my story.
imagine if he said "that was a good warm up"
Youngling: Master Skywalker there’s too many of them. What are we going to do
Anakin:
you deserve an award
Anakin: i need to call an old friend (calls asoka )
Comment of the year
Griffin Duesing lmao
Earth Circle nah r2d2 can do this in under -2 seconds
"This song is fairly intense", dude he's moving at the speed of Koro sensei
Starts to laugh but remembers that (spoilers!!!!)
Koro sensei is dead
Koro sensei before death*
@@twopeople254 *cries*
He's dead
.
.
.
🤧
I literally cried for 2 days after watching the scene..
2:53: "ALMOST FAILED"
Dude I literally can't see sh*t
I saw that and I was so confused trying see what he failed xD
@@mlgmagichoodini3590 probably because your quality is low. 720p60 is enough to make the health bar visible
@@Zyphore727 I still cant see shit
Doggo not really u can see it 144 p
Is that a flex or something
I put it in .25x speed….and I can’t even do that 🤯🤯🤯
seems like a skill issue to me
seems like a skill issue to me
seems like a skill issue to me
seems like a skill issue to me
As an osu!mania player, seems like a skill issue to me.
“Fairly intense”
*shows song going faster than anime characters can teleport*
anime memes will never be relatable
What if I told you it wasn’t supposed to be relatable
*clap clap clap*
Hey you like The new iPhone 11 than*
Not all anime characters teleport
"I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar. With a VR controller."
Lmao
Garvett “with a Fuckin Controller....” (Gestures Swinging motion with controller)
AmplifiedSilence um have you seen John Wick
“He is a man of commitment, focus, and sheer fucking will”.
@AmplifiedSilence have u seen john wick
Imagine being his neighbor and just seeing him through his window flailing his arms around like a lunatic
At max speed
I already look like a * lunatic*
And only in lvl 14
Yea I used to think this would be cool with a camera till I saw it, it’s just a guy flailing his hands around
You can not see his arms as light cannot travel fast enough to keep up
"Fairly intense"
Dude, the fact that you had the stamina and reaction time alone for this looks damn near superhuman.
@Salty bro wdym “not that fast” 💀
Imagine walking in on your son with his arms swinging like this
Fugoii leave the likes at 69 everyone and comment nice
Nice
The Little Scrubs no one did it
akaVhile ain’t
@@tylorkelly3295 yes
Bandoot: How did i full combo that section
Me: how tf did u even hit those blocks??!!!
Oooooooooofff
He hit the blocks by using the sabers
Bandoot: * does something some what impressive *
All PS4 and quest players:
@@matthewtosi8559 Quest player here. My mind just melted.
@@ShawnBuckingham Rift S player here, my mind just melted
"how did I full combo that section?"
Bruh how did you hit 1 note
LOl
With his arms
yea
lol
With the saber
This is quite intense already if you convert the notes into mania, but instead of just tapping with your fingers, you're SWINGING your whole arm which is mad impressive
I really want to see what he looked like irl playing this level.
Aero have you seen people have epilepsy or seizures before?
Underrated comment, its so funny😂😂
His hands would just be going ↙️↖️⬆️⬅️⤴️⬇️↗️↙️⬆️↖️⤵️
Omg I can just imagine his mom being like hey son im going to get groccies want anything and she walks in seeing him flailing his arms.
Like an absolute idiot, probably.
"its pretty fun"
*BREAKS THE SOUND BARRIER*
Ihatepizza496 “pretty original”
*COPIES COMMENT*
He didn't break the sound barrier. *he broke speed*
@@lorichenoweth4481 he didnt broke the speed, he IS the speed
Sneider Izanami omg YOU'RE RIGHT
Bandoot said "its pretty fun" right as i read this comment
My heart when schools intercom says my full name:
Omg same😂
iiclouxdy don’t ask for someones personal information
Kerell Plays games
I go to RealSchoolName High
Ants Ants and Ants lol
@iiclouxdy are you dumb mate
him: *how did I full combo that section? What*
Us: why is the immortal asking mortals like us such questions?
Einstein: nothing is faster than light.
Bandoots arm: hold my beer.
He can throw the beer in the air and catch it in the middle of playing an intense song so he doesn't need Einstein to hold his beer lmao
Bandoots arms: Hold my Controllers*
Hold my swords*
hold my lightsaber*
@@UnPackedWolf Don't want to be an ARS but that doesnt make sense
*guy tries to fight him in the streets*
"Why do I hear boss music"?
"People are just mad because they can't get the ending"
Sure bud, just the ending
“this song is fairly intense”
Also him: *literally moving at match 20*
20 mach?
Him: talking while playing this level
Me: *is out of breath watching this*
Ikr I almost feel it’s fake because he would be out of breath when talking while it happened lmao
No cap
@@lukasmiles7713 its not fake, and thats fact
IKR
"Fairly intense"
I had a seizure, cardiac arrest and an epileptic fit from watching this
STOP, YOU'RE UNDER CARDIAC ARREST
@@JorgetePanete you made me double check the spelling 😂😂
Jorge C. M. Lol
No one:
Anakin when he saw the younglings:
Exactly
#LightSaberGoBRRRRRRRRR
OMGOMGOMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was looking for this comment
🤣
The poor younglings
I remembered thinking back to how impressive this was. God times have changed.
In a job interview
Guy: How's your eye cordination?
Bandoot: yes.
Interviewer:What do you mean by yes
I saw things that can't be unseen
Ha lol
Bandoot: by yes I mean unlimited
@@MarftWasForgotten I saw things that cant be seen
“My name is Barry Allen, and I’m not the fastest man alive”
LMAO
underrated comment detected
This guys name is Barry Alien and he isnt from this planet
Lol
@@ironchain1233 so true
“I actually enjoy playing this level, its pretty fun”
Everyone else having a seizure trying to undestand what the heck is going on.
Haha
Good point
Ye
I know whats going on. Blocks are coming toward you
Title should be: gordan Ramsay chopping his vegetables
Crazy_killer 1112 Imitation of gordan ramsey chopping 50 scallions, 100 onions, and 10 iceberg lettuce in one minute
Let the controller do the work
Ramsay*
@@Grey-sq7dy thanks didnt realise auotcorect
Dang the speed to dodge that
An asian parent:
"Now play this backwards, with one hand and without mistakes."
Dmitrii Vlasov at 2x speed
Eyes closed
Phone your dad with the free hand
While cleaning your room with your feet
While watching the good stuff with ur left eye
2:54 When your teacher is collecting homework and you havent started yet
_I M S P E E D_
Identificated !!
I always do that and that's what I call extreme hand exercise 😂😂😂
340th like.....
E
“I’m scared of that guy” -Darth Vader
"You can't move fast enough to cut bullets!"
Him: "observe"
@was_that_the_meme_of_87 I think anyone could if they just shoot at the light saber but yea if it wasn't aiming at the saber he might be able to
I like, how he points out, he nearly failed and u litterly don‘t see anything
Timur Bonhage look at the meter/life bar on the screen...when it goes down all the way you fail.
I like, how you use commas, to break sentences up, that don't need, to be broken up, in the first place
Tribe of the Iron Flame ya, me, too, bro I hate, that
I, also think, that is, pretty funny,
Ha, ha, ha, commas,
“Almost failed”
I’m sorry but I didn’t catch that
Ikr
He cheated, he's a stand user
I have never seen a song where you can drop a note in the 200’s and be back in 3 digits nearly instantly
"This song is fairly intense"
Bpm: 754
315 :)
XXXXXDDDDD
BPM more like 6969696969696969
@@trubobu ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* over 9000
2:53
"ALMOST FAILED"
**You need level 63 eyes to understand this**
Yeah hahaha we dont see that
I SAW THAT BARELY
Yeah this is some galaxi brain sh*t
Level 63, more like max fucking level
No u don’t it’s easy
"People Are Just Mad They Can't Beat That Ending"
People Just Mad They Cant Beat The Beginning
can't*
@AmplifiedSilence That's what I wrote.
@AmplifiedSilence No,*
You're wasting your time.
Jorge C. M. Says the guy who’s literally scrolling trough the comments just to find misspellings and correct people...
OldSpiceCommercial - But it’s literally misspelling something on TH-cam. It’s not like we’re typing up essays that are supposed to be handed in to the teacher. No need to waste your precious time on pointless details.
My heart when I see my jacket in the middle of the night
i love how at 2:53 it says "almost failed" as if any of us could even tell what was going on
Lol! Just turn it down to 0.01 replay
he couldn’t tell what was going on either
@@domin8tion651
Did you want to know what happened and how it happened?
I looked at it, and yea, he actually almost failed. He missed 2 blocks and almost slashed the wrong block
this map really isnt that hard
"ALMOST FAILED ->"
me: oh yeah, clearly
There's a bar under the track that goes down when you miss notes, it was almost empty
At this speed, a swing in the wrong way makes you miss a ton of blocks at once.
I watched it at quarter speed and I still think I missed a few frames and blocks.
Fun fact: hes actually human
Impossible
Improbable
Not likely
b-bakana?!
Impossible
“This level is pretty fun.”
Me: I can’t even see his sabers how the hell is this fun?
Nobody:
My mom chopping vegetables for salad:
how are the slices my dude
@Thanos I know, and the joke is the comment you posted.
@Thanos k
╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
Mr. Dounut
Yes
This guy. In Star Wars.
"Emperor Palpatine, we have gotten reports of an inhumanely fast dude with two lightsabers, just shredding down our armies in mere minutes."
Emilia Wenzel Haha good one
Watch Sword Art Online: Gun Gale Online
That is even better..
I actually wanna see that and earth vader/ emp. Palpatine team up with like Skywalker or whatever (idk tbh I don't really watch star wars) and they have to try to take down this inhuman
@@Terandium Weeb
* S E C O N D S *
Me: robbing a house
Bandoot: appears with two sticks
Me: *chuckles* im in danger
I'm*
Jorge C. M. stfu
Jorge C. M. Its just an apostrophe man
how it feels to go outside once a decade
Bandoot’s Girlfriend: **introduces her family**
Girlfriend’s Family: “So what are your talents?”
Bondoot: “It’s complicated, I’ll have to show you”
Girlfriend’s family: **watches in horror as Bandoot starts swinging his arms**
@Hhan Lee lmao
Then he turns around and starts wacking his girlfriends family
lmaooo this should be a plot in a movie
You do know he pretty much doesn't move his arms at all, just his wrists
Imagine him as a chef cutting thos' vegetables
like_a_Siilver gave me a laugh haha
*NEXT ORDER!*
Store couldn’t hold everyone store upgrades 2 secs later store has to expand again
Bring him to Japan!
**sad Gordon Ramsay sounds**
Him: "Almost failed"
Me: *uh... where?*
There is a life/health bar on screen you can see near the middle, under where the blocks appear, when it depletes it’s a fail. Every missed block removes health from the bar.
@@BrokenOpus you didn't get the joke
Ye the joke was that he went so well doing the song they went “ um...where” as in where did he fail. Because he was doing so god damn good!
@@gryffonrider2591 he actually did almost fail though
@@gryffonrider2591 No, the joke was that its going so fast that you cant see shit
If there was an impossible mode this would be a song in that category.
Him: speaks while playing that level
Me watching video: forgets to breath from the intesinsity
XD
Hey, siri
Teacher:why didn't you do your homework!?
It isn't that hard.
The homework:
Bandoot: It was fairly intense
And then that one kid in class: I actually like that homework, it's pretty fun.
Agent 52 lol
I lol
Wii: Don't swing the Wii remote violently
Me:
bro u were my inspiration to get a vr headset 4 years ago and get beat saber and now i can play maps with like 7,5 notes per sec
To be honest there was a point where I couldn't see the lightsaber moving. I saw the lightsabers being completely frozen in place.
Lol me too
I wonder what watching an osu video feels like for you then
wait you saw the lightsabers?
WolfiePlayz
*_not fucking this_*
Now go out and hit every single raindrop.
Some of these damn speed maniacs who play this probably could hit every raindrop in a three foot radius around them no cap
Im fucking crying man lmfao best comment
do not underestimate him
Look up and play beat saber with the rain
That would be easy mode
Imagine seeing him through a window flailing his arms all over the place
U won't...
U will an armless disabled person
Ha it was at 69 likes
Ruined 69 likes and feeling good
@@dadiabetic1174 noo someone broke it
@@ilikestarwars4438 I did I made it hit 70
Imagine if he is in star wars and someone asks "wow where did you learn to dodge that many shots?!"
Bandoot: "Beatsaber"
Imagine his mother walking in and seeing him fling his arms at the speed of light
2:54: "Almost failed"
I don't have eyes for this
It's too fast in .25x still
Look at the white bar
@@yay3101 it barely moves down it didnt even look like he was close to failing
Same my eyes went dark
I can’t imagine the pain of accidentally hitting your hands together while playing this...
Eh
Like running at full speed then hitting a wall just to fall into some shattered glass along with legos.
Or maybe that’s less bad....
Unstoppable force meets immovable object
Owww...
I hit my hand against a door my sister opened..
Everyone: *wondering when He'll miss*
Me: Going mental while trying to figure out what he almost failed
I'm questioning how he knew where he almost failed
@@codethewill how does he even pay attention to that while doing a really hard map
• irene it’s actually not that hard to look at it even though ur doing some hard map
He actually misses quite a bit if u look at the combo
“How do I full combo that section”
Me : how do you full combo this whole thing
he didn;t
Me: how do you full combo?
BT 7274 oh really
Flash: I’m the fastest man alive
Reverse flash: hold my beer
Zoom: watch my whiskey
Savatar: have that tequila ready when I get back
This guy: Yo can someone watch the bar for a minute
Your comment deserves an upvote
Yesh
Why isn’t there more likes on thisssss
Not to offence or anything but it's *Savitar
ForceMuhai Who tf says no offence in 2020
“My eyes are fine.”
Someone watching him:
*911 what’s your emergency?*
*ah yes my friend is having an epilepsy attack*
More like, *My friend is attacking epilepsy and it doesn't stand a chance*
Mm, yes. Arms moving at the speed of light.
Nightwolf make a comment about that. You could get too comment ;) I’m not gonna steal it
a seizure
Me: How does Beat Saber think that this level is humanly impossible?
Bandoot: hold my beer.
saber*
@@憤り what
@@marjobtw imo, it's 'Hold my saber', not 'Hold my beer.'
dontaskalright wouldn’t he need to be holding his sabers while doing it
Ahhh lol!
Gordon ramsay showing the donkeys how to actually cook:
underrated comment LMFAO
Lol
the amount of stamina and muscle you need to do something like this is actually amazing, you are probably in great shape. I can't play more than 1-2 expert songs without getting winded and sore. Been only playing a few days and it's dawning on me how weak and out of shape I actually am :)
whenever i think i’m doing well in beatsaber i come to this for a reality check
Through the skull
Same
1000 hours and not even all the achievements
Cole Costie really not worth getting them all when you have to play easy maps when you can play custom expert+
kwai he is making a joke. You did not understand the joke.
Texx they are just saying
Texx it wasn’t a joke in that context lol.
wait there ps achievements? What would they even be for?
@Mya Oakley Solo players just as with PS3/PS4 trophies go for achievements.
The real pro's woudn't even know there are achievements XD
This guy just showed up in my recommended and I'm not even sure that he's human
No one:
Anime characters when they need to show off their knife skills:
ikr
KONO DIO DA
Soma cutting onions:
soma doing anything really
@@malamaroo9421 za wardou
"how did i full combo that section?"
HOW ARE YOU NOT OUT OF BREATH!?
becouse this is fake. Its absolutely impossible to do the same thing, becouse people cant move so fast. Only afool would believe this
@@ИванМедушевский-р5йthen you’ve clearly never played beat saber. Or maybe you have and just are just mad that you can’t be as talented as this guy
@@Dark13208 I've played beat saber many times, completed many levels on Expert+ and I can confidently say that this video is nonsense for stupid idiots. if you seriously believe that your hands can move at such speed without getting tired, then you are an idiot
@@ИванМедушевский-р5й I really hope you're joking lmao
Mom: “ Did you clean your room?”
Me: Yeah I did.
Mom: I’m coming to check.
Me : 2:54
Lmao
me is ur 100th liker ok thx bye
Can't relate any much more. This is literally me
LOL
Me irl
We need to see this in third person
"People are just mad cause they can't pass that ending."
Oh. Ok. Pretty sure .05 percent of the population can make it even halfway lol
.05% of the world's population is still 3.765 million people .-.
@@Skeleton43 thats not alot
@@ajinkc1031 that is a lot, considering hardly even a million people own beat saber.
As someone with only 300 hours I can make it up to 1:00 exactly
As someone with only 20 hours on beatdaber I can only go to 0:50
“People are just mad cause they can’t pass that ending”
No exaggeration even with hours of practice I don’t think I would’ve passed over 15 seconds of it
Then you would be surprised how easy it is to improve in this game.
Parents: do your homework before I get back
Me 1 minute before they get back:
I am the 69 like
This is what anime characters do when they unsheathe their swords for a spilt second
Alejandro Padilla probably some TOUHOU characters?
N-NANI!? MASAKA?
Bro this guy can dodge rain drops during a storm I swear
"He is beginning to believe." - Morpheus.
LOL this is the best one by far
This needs more likes
neo is the chosen one
so your saying i can dodge bullets
This dude has the strongest shoulder ligaments of all time.
Ikr, how did he not pop them out of place?
Elijah DeWitt
1,000 hours on Beat Saber, *thats how*
It’s mostly wrist flicks not shoulder
Bandoot: this song is fairly intense.
The song: goes the speed of sound.
I mean yeah it’s a song
Nathan's right, all songs go at the speed of sound...
@@chocchip4172 not reallly
@@Orio435 I mean technically music can be notes that are written so music can travel faster than the speed of sound in fact it can potentially travel as fast as the speed of light
@@Orio435 did you read my comment
Bandoot: **Intense beatsaber slashing**
Bandoots roomate: 0- 0
Nobody:
The kid from Lego commercials:
underrated comment of the year
Lol
lol underrated
Lmao
*QUICK BUILD THE TWO TOWERS!*
*NOW BUILD THE PLANE-*