Scott Klingensmith I’d be curious to see him do stand-up. He’s got pitch perfect delivery, excellent timing, and very good stories. He’s be a bit green, but the potential is there if he wants to do that.
the daughter would officially be the coolest kid in the world if at the end of that whole conversation she just kinda looked away with a blank expression and said "I've made a huge mistake".
I mean, it's very easy to fully laugh along with this whole thing because it's pretty clear his daughter was NOT having "her world destroyed". She'd already been well on her way to breaking down the logic of everything before the conversation even started to realize for herself why it didn't make sense. I'd be proud of my kid the way she reasoned it all out with him.
He's a walking #metoo black hole waiting to happen. Not that I've ever heard anything bad about him, but if you've ever seen the Arrested Development or Horrible Bosses outtakes, you know he can be charmingly irreverent. I feel like he's just _too_ charming. Nobody can be that good looking, and cute, and nice, and reasonable seeming without eventually stumbling up against the universe's ire. It's like he's Socrates meets Odysseus meets Narcissus. He's just screaming for somebody to take him down a peg or three.
He is hands down one of the funniest human beings alive..i remember him on jackass and they were acting like they were arresting his friend and i can still remember him saying oh please don't say that when they were cuffing his friend..he is such a hysterical amazing guy...
Franny probably has inherited her dad's great sense of humor, and she was just putting him through the wringer for fun. There's no way she still believed in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Clause at that age. No way.
danimalmx3 Damn, you’re so articulate describing him as the “same.” So he always plays the character of a millionaire, musician, married, father of 2 girls, who lives in CA?! You must watch a lot of sci-fi if you expect actors to be exponentially different than the characters they play. Im guessing you’re about 15 since you clearly haven’t seen much of his work and have the vocabulary of a poorly educated adolescent.
danimalmx3 yoo I was just saying that lmao I guess thats what makes him the actor it does.. Plus he directs so he can do it how he wants. It's his personality I guess the man is an original
This went down exactly the same way between my 8 yr old daughter and my wife, except they weren't in a limo. My wife was putting her to bed one night then called me upstairs to talk to her after the fact. The blood had left my wife's face at the fact of ruining her Christmas for the rest of her life within 5 minutes. Girls are so bright! I told my daughter that Santa was real and his spirit of giving lives on through Christmas memories of parents and caregivers to their little ones. That's even more amazing than a magical sleigh.
dude, my almost 9 year old still believes in all of them (he's definitely asked questions over the years though.) i'm gonna try to hold onto that little bit of magic for as long as i can.
If your child questions it and expresses doubt by himself and you lie about it to "hold onto that little bit magic", you're a a selfish asshole that don't respect your child as a person.
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. On a vacation trip, my 7 yr. old daughter asked the exact same three questions. Great memories from years ago. Now she's 40 and went through same scenario with her brood. It's lying but for the good. We always say that the spirit of the three characters is definitely alive...and fun!
Swear, my parents couldn’t tell me when I was 7 that Santa Claus wasn’t real, so my sister decided to take it into her hands and tell me the truth herself. 😂
Omgosh that was so FUNNY Jason, Jimmy!!! Mic drop! Lol! Now, my 8yr old Daughter Maddie is questioning everything and everyone since seeing this!! She even asked if her Dad and I were her real parents!! I told her she can ask you next time we see you, which will probably be never! Lol! Thank you for making my husband and I sweat with a touch of black outs as well:) LMBO!!!
For those of you didn’t get that it was a light hearted joke I feel sorry for you as I feel you often miss much of Jason’s dry wit as well. Maybe it’s the Brit in me...silly simple minded folk who can’t take a little joke.
This went down almost exactly the same with our oldest at 9 and a half or so. First the Tooth Fairy, then the Easter Bunny, then the Elf on the Shelf (which I despise), then Santa all in the span of about 10 minutes.
I agree that if they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to get a straight answer. My struggle is when a 4 year old is told by an arrogant 11 year old (or through media) that Santa is not real. Perhaps the answer lies in one's larger approach to imaginativee play. FYI, my daughter did not believe in faeries, then she saw one in the garden.
I love love love him so much, he’s so brilliant! I remember one of the first movies I saw him in was The Sweetest Thing he was hilarious! Love Ozark!!!
Was exactly the same for my daughter, first the Easter Bunny. One that went down, the tooth fairy and Santa went too. A bit too much to ask that they believe a rabbit paints and carried eggs.
I had to rewatch Ozark for the 3rd time to prepare for Season 4 n he’s just so damn likable. I’ve liked Homie my entire life. I’ve seen everything he’s been in even like After School Specials n stuff.
To everyone surprised/questioning that an 11 year old believed in those things still, when I was in grade six so 11, a girl in my class started crying and yelling at us because we were talking about how old we were when we discovered that Santa/Easter bunny/etc. weren’t real and that girl was actually 12.
Isn't innocence great. I think kids are pushed, and rushed to grow up to quickly. Let them live a little, and have some imagination, & magic in their lives.
Happy Birthday Jason Bateman. Your awesome, legend, man. Seriously! I love Paul. It's hilarious. Watching alien movies is pretty kool. Zootopia is amazing... Disney movies is incredible. Tropic Thunder is badass and also hilarious. I love this guy. Love u Jason. Your amazing. I'm never stop watching Paul or Zootopia or Tropic Thunder. I love Fox. I sound loud like a growling Fox. May the Peace be with u Nick Wilde. From Harlingen Texas. January 14, 1969 January 14, 2023 through January 14, 3023
Nah He totally did the right thing telling his daughter that they were fake. Definitely shouldn’t lie to her she’s only got two more years until she’s 13! What are you trying to do get her made fun of!
"Dad, you're gonna try to tell me this giant rabbit can go around laying chocolate eggs, come on! That this fancy Tooth Fairy prancing around with a big special magic wand can carry all those broken teeth AND a 20 dollar bill?? Come on! This, this 20 dollar bill that would CLEARLY weigh much more than a dollar bill?? COME ON!!!" "Okay, the tooth fairy's not real." "HER?"
If Jason gets a Netflix stand up special I will watch that in a heartbeat. His delivery is dead on.
Scott Klingensmith I’d be curious to see him do stand-up. He’s got pitch perfect delivery, excellent timing, and very good stories. He’s be a bit green, but the potential is there if he wants to do that.
Brian OSullivan I can definitely see him being an Anthony Jeselnik type
go listen to his podcast it’s amazing!
He's such a great storyteller
why?@goldie silver
So is Adam Buxton who tells a story about vikings!
Yeah I was hanging on to every word. Guy should record audio books, something oddly comforting about his voice!?
the daughter would officially be the coolest kid in the world if at the end of that whole conversation she just kinda looked away with a blank expression and said "I've made a huge mistake".
Jason Bateman is one of the best people in show business today.
Do you know him?
...I like his sister too!
He’s been in the business since the 70’s!
Jason Bateman's ultimate dad-vibes makes him hot af
dad vibes?
Hold up!
@@qwerttzizzi She's a 'might seduce yer dad type'
shann xo ga y
So true
“whatever the hell it is” 😂😂😂
His subtle acting in Ozark is unmatchable.
I love Jason Bateman even more now because he won't lie to his child. 👌👍👏
Renee Howard He is just calling a spade a spade.
I mean, it's very easy to fully laugh along with this whole thing because it's pretty clear his daughter was NOT having "her world destroyed". She'd already been well on her way to breaking down the logic of everything before the conversation even started to realize for herself why it didn't make sense. I'd be proud of my kid the way she reasoned it all out with him.
Yeah if she had a breakdown about it he would have lied I promise
Just seeing him puts me in a good mood for some reason
I've never not enjoyed anything he has to say, he's a guaranteed good time
Love jimmy but can u imagine if jason Bateman was a talk show host. Talk about entertaining
“Great, here it comes” 🤣 This guy is comedy gold all the time!
This guy is the pure embodiment of nice and funny. I’ll call him Steve Carell 2.
Vlad Vale idk about that look up what he done to Jessica walter
levi woodel it was tambor who plays George Sr. on arrested development who verbally harassed her, not Bateman
TehElmo no he reported it
He's a walking #metoo black hole waiting to happen. Not that I've ever heard anything bad about him, but if you've ever seen the Arrested Development or Horrible Bosses outtakes, you know he can be charmingly irreverent. I feel like he's just _too_ charming. Nobody can be that good looking, and cute, and nice, and reasonable seeming without eventually stumbling up against the universe's ire. It's like he's Socrates meets Odysseus meets Narcissus. He's just screaming for somebody to take him down a peg or three.
Vlad Vale फ़रास्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्व्व्व्वज़्ज़ाज़ा 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽😜👌🏽😋😜😋😆😐😆🤦🏽♀️🌝🌝🌝🙃💜😘🙏🏽🙏🏽🤪🤪🤪😆😁
His dry humour in Ozark is so sexy. Love him.
I can’t wait for season 2 of Ozark, Jason is incredible in that series!
Jason and Jimmy...2 great guys. Both really know how to tell a great story.
I love how when he said she wanted them to pinky promise the audience went awww.
There’s always money in the banana stand
(mouth click)
No touching!
HOW CLEAR CAN I MAKE IT THERE IS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND
Cool..
He is hands down one of the funniest human beings alive..i remember him on jackass and they were acting like they were arresting his friend and i can still remember him saying oh please don't say that when they were cuffing his friend..he is such a hysterical amazing guy...
That was punk’d
I love his smile !!
“Get that kid some mittens before she asks you about sex” 😂 what a great line. And Jason Bateman is a national treasure.
or about God
Ozark is a great series definitely binge worthy. He’s a great actor and seems like a really chill guy
He‘s so cute...😍❤️😊👍🏼
Jason is too underrated. I feel like I just watched a stand-up special 😂😂 delivery was golden 👏👏👏
OZARK season 2!!!!!!
He acts so well in it
I totally agree. His calm reactions to EVERY situation.... Love love love him in this series!!!
Rick Murray OZARK SEASON 3 !!!!!!!!
Solid_Snake this Friday !!!
OZARK SEASON 4!!!!
Franny probably has inherited her dad's great sense of humor, and she was just putting him through the wringer for fun. There's no way she still believed in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and Santa Clause at that age. No way.
I'm so confused. I thought he was an actor. He's the same on an off the screen.
danimalmx3 Damn, you’re so articulate describing him as the “same.”
So he always plays the character of a millionaire, musician, married, father of 2 girls, who lives in CA?! You must watch a lot of sci-fi if you expect actors to be exponentially different than the characters they play. Im guessing you’re about 15 since you clearly haven’t seen much of his work and have the vocabulary of a poorly educated adolescent.
danimalmx3 yoo I was just saying that lmao
I guess thats what makes him the actor it does..
Plus he directs so he can do it how he wants. It's his personality I guess the man is an original
He is the same, that's what makes him great.
Ali J. wow. You're such an angry person. Calm down.
He always plays the good straight and narrow type
I can’t help but hear Nick Wilde whenever he talks 😂
SAME
I just love him, such an amazing actor! ❤️
Oh Lordy I can never have enough Jason Bateman 🥰
Dude this has to be in a movie of his 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
This is the best interview ever I cannot stop laughing he’s so funny!!!
He’s so hot
totally he is so hot!
He aged very well. Used to despise him in silver spoons as Rickys Schroders punk friend lol. He matured and is a great actor and yes very handsome
He aged much better than his sister.
Ok, I have a confession. I am sooo mancrushing in the Bateman. And he can talk as much as he wants during sex with me.
Thank you for saving me the trouble. I was about to put the same thing😍😍😍
Jimmy's laugh is the best!!!
“Fires back a text... in all caps!” 😂
This went down exactly the same way between my 8 yr old daughter and my wife, except they weren't in a limo. My wife was putting her to bed one night then called me upstairs to talk to her after the fact. The blood had left my wife's face at the fact of ruining her Christmas for the rest of her life within 5 minutes. Girls are so bright! I told my daughter that Santa was real and his spirit of giving lives on through Christmas memories of parents and caregivers to their little ones. That's even more amazing than a magical sleigh.
I agree. Real magic is tangible.
It's not about the 11 year old its about her telling her 6 year old sister LOL
Jason Bateman is a delight.
dude, my almost 9 year old still believes in all of them (he's definitely asked questions over the years though.) i'm gonna try to hold onto that little bit of magic for as long as i can.
I knew when I was nine and kept it from my parents so they thought they were holding on to that magic too
That’s sweet.
I told my kids and now my grandbaby..they'll come if you believe!
If your child questions it and expresses doubt by himself and you lie about it to "hold onto that little bit magic", you're a a selfish asshole that don't respect your child as a person.
Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. On a vacation trip, my 7 yr. old daughter asked the exact same three questions. Great memories from years ago. Now she's 40 and went through same scenario with her brood. It's lying but for the good. We always say that the spirit of the three characters is definitely alive...and fun!
Swear, my parents couldn’t tell me when I was 7 that Santa Claus wasn’t real, so my sister decided to take it into her hands and tell me the truth herself. 😂
I’m not sure I could have any bigger of a crush on Jason Bateman. His snark level and comedic timing is off the charts funny.
Jimmy Kinney’s exit joke was hilarious 🤣💀
Ah, parenting! Gotta love it.
5:47 kimmel was laughing ontop of some springs right there. Had THE BOUNCE.
God damn I love me some Jason Bateman!
jason bateman rocks
I lost my brother in August. Jason Bateman reminds me of him. ♡
I remember him in Valerie. Still one of the most underrated actors.
Thisis pure gold!:p
Hilarious, hilarious, hilarious!!! Had me captivated till the end!!
Jason Bateman is the best. My fave actor. Adorable
Omgosh that was so FUNNY Jason, Jimmy!!! Mic drop! Lol! Now, my 8yr old Daughter Maddie is questioning everything and everyone since seeing this!! She even asked if her Dad and I were her real parents!! I told her she can ask you next time we see you, which will probably be never! Lol! Thank you for making my husband and I sweat with a touch of black outs as well:) LMBO!!!
I love this guy in Ozark. The best of the best,
He is for sure, lucky wife.
Can't wait for Ozark 2!!!!
My fave actor! He sells every character he plays! Big up from New Zealand Jason!
The guy in the rearview oh my God I'm dying this s*** was funny
Franny and Maple? Did they give birth to grandmothers?
They? Uh, pretty sure only Jason's wife gave birth.
Franny is short for Francesca.
That's what struck you as odd? Not the story about a girl first questioning Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny at the age of eleven?
It‘s Franny, not Granny...😂😂😂
For those of you didn’t get that it was a light hearted joke I feel sorry for you as I feel you often miss much of Jason’s dry wit as well. Maybe it’s the Brit in me...silly simple minded folk who can’t take a little joke.
I loved Jason Bateman since silver spoon . He’s so talented and the best story teller!!
Dude that story would of done good on stage lol mittens joke at the end went over my head though
I love him ,& he's funny ,, and fine
Man, I've had a crush on Jason Bateman since I was eleven.
This went down almost exactly the same with our oldest at 9 and a half or so. First the Tooth Fairy, then the Easter Bunny, then the Elf on the Shelf (which I despise), then Santa all in the span of about 10 minutes.
Im not lying to my kids about any imaginary beings Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy any of it. As soon as they ask im telling them the truth.
I agree that if they are old enough to ask, they are old enough to get a straight answer. My struggle is when a 4 year old is told by an arrogant 11 year old (or through media) that Santa is not real. Perhaps the answer lies in one's larger approach to imaginativee play. FYI, my daughter did not believe in faeries, then she saw one in the garden.
Thankyou for that- I got that question when my youngest was 4 and felt the same way about it!
Always tell the kids the truth even if it hurts.
Believe as long as you can.
What do I have to believe? Believe what? Okay, don’t tell me all three of them don’t exist. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Someone owes me $20.
Hoollllleeeereeeeiiinnnnnnnggggg 😭 that was hilarious!! Literally I am in tears!! Poor guy 🤣
Luv Jason Bateman! Anyone catch his spa story? Soooo HILARIOUS, but unfortunately, no longer can find it on TH-cam...
I saw the spa story, it was geat. Although it was a bit racy, TH-cam is way too sensitive. That was a great story.
Now I have to hear this spa story.
@@c.l.1820 - I think I saved it somewhere. I'll look for it for you.
@@wilclark2272 - I guess you didn't find it.
"this poor bastard " lol
I love his role ; In Ozark
This is really funny.
What a great story. 😂 I've loved Jason since Little House.
@Amber Phillips-Hall- Yes, Jason was on it.
Yes he played opposite Missy Francis as james cooper in season 8.
So let me get this straight.. his daughter was 11 years old.. and thought that Santa the Easter bunny etc were real? At ELEVEN??? Is this real life??
Who cares, it was a funny story and he’s an incredible actor! I just love the fact he’s talking about his family❤️
marknkristina1020 yeah that’s all good etc but still.. wtf
You never grow up in Hollywood.
My almost eleven year old still believes
Same thing I was thinking. Wtf
A Drunk History or Weed History video is already making me laugh at the thought of you doing one! ROFL
when your kid asks you not to lie to them... they're old enough to know, sounds like good parenting in the end.
I love love love him so much, he’s so brilliant! I remember one of the first movies I saw him in was The Sweetest Thing he was hilarious! Love Ozark!!!
love this guy so much
Watched Ozark s3, absolutely great
“Get that kid some mittens before she asks about sex” 🤣🤣🤣
Was exactly the same for my daughter, first the Easter Bunny. One that went down, the tooth fairy and Santa went too. A bit too much to ask that they believe a rabbit paints and carried eggs.
When he made that little face for liking anime time oml😍
Ozark is so good!!!
He is fantastic!!👏👏👏👏🤣😅♥️
I'm 23 and I still believe in Santa Claus, seriously don't ever lose that magical feeling at Christmas
I had to rewatch Ozark for the 3rd time to prepare for Season 4 n he’s just so damn likable. I’ve liked Homie my entire life. I’ve seen everything he’s been in even like After School Specials n stuff.
3:12 that's such a Dad thing to say lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great story. I love Jimmy’s laugh.
I love Jason, Jimmy & Will Arnet. Watch the podcast with the 3 of them.
i love him 😂😂♥️
To everyone surprised/questioning that an 11 year old believed in those things still, when I was in grade six so 11, a girl in my class started crying and yelling at us because we were talking about how old we were when we discovered that Santa/Easter bunny/etc. weren’t real and that girl was actually 12.
Isn't innocence great. I think kids are pushed, and rushed to grow up to quickly. Let them live a little, and have some imagination, & magic in their lives.
i cannot stop laughing
Really great story teller!
Love Jason Bateman! Jimmy Kimmel- not so much after tonight’s Emmy show.
“I’m not even at the airport…..”
Happy Birthday Jason Bateman. Your awesome, legend, man. Seriously! I love Paul. It's hilarious. Watching alien movies is pretty kool. Zootopia is amazing... Disney movies is incredible. Tropic Thunder is badass and also hilarious. I love this guy. Love u Jason. Your amazing. I'm never stop watching Paul or Zootopia or Tropic Thunder. I love Fox. I sound loud like a growling Fox. May the Peace be with u Nick Wilde. From Harlingen Texas. January 14, 1969
January 14, 2023 through January 14, 3023
Nah He totally did the right thing telling his daughter that they were fake. Definitely shouldn’t lie to her she’s only got two more years until she’s 13! What are you trying to do get her made fun of!
Maple..such a cute name
He is just so charming
Genius the 11 year old daughter 😅😂🤣
I swear to God, I love that man lol
amazing actor
"Dad, you're gonna try to tell me this giant rabbit can go around laying chocolate eggs, come on! That this fancy Tooth Fairy prancing around with a big special magic wand can carry all those broken teeth AND a 20 dollar bill?? Come on! This, this 20 dollar bill that would CLEARLY weigh much more than a dollar bill?? COME ON!!!"
"Okay, the tooth fairy's not real."
"HER?"