Make sure to leave a comment about your experiences with Junkies and feel free to check out Lee Views channel the guy who made the song :➜ goo.gl/YCyVaM
You know the morrisons near the Gorbals i saw a junkie trying to get on top of a traffic light control unit to sit on it he was trying for 30 minutes solid
"It just seems like when they're no filling out applications for the Jeremy Kyle show." This caught my off guard and made me cry. Wish the show was still on.
I canna get over the guy with his toes on top of the telly! 😂 He even seems proud to show them off, like they're Capodimonte ornaments! Bless him, poor guy needs all the help he can get, Lol! Xxxx
I have a junkey in my street called “Charles” his real name is Micheal but he thinks he is kings Charles long lost twin like no fucking joke he walk about with a Burger King crown like its fucking amazin but he is in rehab the now so he is getting help so aye that’s good!
So okay here’s the deal. I live in Australia so when these videos come out I’m asleep most of the time. But I’d like someone to know that I am subbed and I do have notifications on
Loving the vids bud. Proper chuckle material. Lol takes me back to sunny Camelon ( Falkirk). Junkies galore there by the way. They start young there with tip ex in a crisp bag , rapidly progressing to glue from a bread bag then on from there. Only thing good about Camelon is the road out of it and never ever look back lol
The perfect description of junkies: Full grey Tracksuit, a black puffer jacket and a colorful pair of trainers. Oh and a £1 knife from an off license. And most importantly a cheap cider in a brown paper bag.
My first love was a junkie. He was clean when we met each other. He start a therapy for over a year, I wait for him, and as soon he came back, he starts to take Heroin again.
When I moved from Middle East to Glasgow, my cousin who lives in Glasgow was explaining life here. When He was talking about Junkies he said never look at them in the eye they might follow you home and bite and suck your blood. Never saw a junkie/drugs/alcohol/ cannabis in my life before, I was so naive. I believed him. And used to run the opposite way whenever I see one them while my eyes were glued to the ground.
i once witnessed a junkie on a night bus continually pushing the stop buzzer like an intercom and shouting to "Maureen" that she had better still be feeding his cat. xD
I know this is sad but it needs to talked about but I am doing a project where I have to choose a charity my group chose a charity where it is a family support group for junkies one of ladies there told us the story of her son being found after overdosing the husband followed the ambulance he was told to follow they arrive there son isn’t in the ambulance they were told to go the bins round the back they’re son was in the bin with everyone’s rubbish it was heartbreaking but the thing is junkies aren’t just a bunch of silly people they’re is a family behind the junkie who are in pain.
Batchy I am not trying to be mean but sometimes it may sound mean i was just telling some people that don’t know about people being treated terribly because they are druggies sorry if sound mean
+Batchy my fiances son just died because his own mother got him addicted to smack then about a month ago she gave him a hit and he overdosed yet she refused to let anyone phone an ambulance. He knows the boys dead but I don't know whether to tell him the rest or not. It's not exactly the best thing to tell someone in the visiting room in Barlinnie
Lewis I wouldn’t say we are crap I would say that we are unpredictable we have our matches where we can be decent then we have our matches where we’re utter disgraceful our team at the moment does not have the attitude we need they have no fight anymore but i will forever be a rangers fan through thick and thin and I’m also hoping Steven Gerard can do something to help us #wearethepeople
My English friend came to Scotland and we walked past a cannabis plant and said "Ooh, that's a pretty leaf" until I explained to her it's drugs that a local-well known drug dealer just got banged up for. Don't know why she didn't know what it was, she lives in London for gods sake!
Once me and my friend were sitting at the window seat in Subway, my friend was doing thumbs up to people walking by and she done it to this one junkie. She came in and said “Do ya thinks thats funny? I’ll stick ya to the wall.” The cashier was trying not too laugh and the junkie noticed and started threatening him and stuff. We ran as soon as she was distracted. Lmao
I'm from Vienna Austria but relate to 90% of the stuff you talk about. I was kinda homeless myself like 1 or 2 years ago. Most of my friends are drug addicted Adidas jogger kids. When I see a Junkie dancing at the bus station I dance with him. Once a Junkie tried to fight me and another time a Junkie fell asleep on my backpack while I was riding the escalator.
Once again you can make us laugh at ourselves,our society and our culture.Nothing but funny mate and I'll be checking out your future work.If you have the talent to bring a bit of happiness to people from the worst things in our society then power to you.Keep it coming Batchy I'm sure that 100k sub you seek will be well surpassed.All the best.
Had a dude ask for money after telling an entire train car that he never touches drugs, was fired from his job, and hasn’t eaten for 2 days. Yet when I offered him my barely touched bag of chips, he screamed that he didn’t want a half-eaten bag of chips that I’d already spat in.
Spent the last 2 years working on the doors, the best junkie moment I as was 2 of them on opposite sides of the street throwing a wee pink guitar back n forth to play songs on, til one took the huff and smashed it off the ground before throwing it in the bin...... I swear I’ve never seen a junkie look as heartbroken and confused as the other junkie did. Ofc after 2 minutes he was pulling it out the bin but for those 2 minutes he looked so lost
Sitting near a couple of alchies on the Aberdeen-Newcastle flight, o e turns round, asks me where I'm going (obviously Newcastlel) and he says how his friend is off to teesside, turned round again a few minutes later and whispered "teeeeesssiiiiiidddeeeeee"
I remember a couple of months ago me and my friend were waiting at the bus stop and some mad junkie came up with this big massive blue jacket and a carrier bag and was like "excuse me boys do any of yous want tae buy Oral B toothbrushes?" in the most dopey voice ever. Me and my friend looked at each other and burst out laughing until the guy walked away it was funny as fuck lol
Me and my mate once met a pair of behemoth smack heads on the bus an they showed us their dragon tattoos and gave us insightful wisdom like "only do the drugs that won't fuck up your life! and party HARD!"
One day i was sitting at a bus stop waiting on the x85 and 2 completely outta it junkies walk over arguing who had "the stuff" then one fell asleep and woke up within 5 min and went round asking who stole his phone. But to top it all off, he walks over to me and offers me a bit of his half eaten 99p cheese burger in return to use my phone😂😂
The Premier shoppy on the Clep'. There's this junkie I saw in there. He could no longer stand and just gradually went into the praying to Mecca position, murmuring about 20 Bensons. They've all got the sports gear on as well. More un-sporty folk you couldn't find. Lol.
When I was 13 a junkie that had just been let out of the cells (he was still covered in his own blood from the night before) came up to me and my mate outside Asda with an 18 crate of Stella, put his arm around me and told us about how he was the big bad boy of our town and that if we were ever in trouble or needed help to come to him while he made my other mate make him a rollie before he stumbled off towards the nearest estate.
Look who's the real you tuber now, go suck it Dan!!! Grats on 100k! I love revisiting these, bout time you made some new ones, eh!? You're no Jenna Marbles!!! Xxx
I was in the park once with ma family and this junkie approached us and started a conversation about our dogs and about a minute later he starts giving me advice on jail. He went “here pal, if you ever want tae steal somethin or get pished always dae it on a Sunday, they like to keep you in for the week so if yeh do it on Sunday you get out the followin mornin” he smiled and nodded at me and I just said “uh thanks mate” and he walked away
my favourite thing i heard a junkie saying on a bus to his pal was "naw seriously, pal. the polis arnie actual the bad when you're no up to anyhin dodgy, proper sound like"
Make sure to leave a comment about your experiences with Junkies and feel free to check out Lee Views channel the guy who made the song :➜ goo.gl/YCyVaM
Batchy ur turning into a reaction Chanel
No offence a still love ye n a pal wat
Batchy way
Batchy a junky who looked like jesus ran up to my friend said he was sorry sorry for running up to him and then asked himif he played violin and left.
I see junkies everyday considering i live pretty mutch right next to falkirk.
Fuckn greggs is the junkies palace 😂
We need Batchy to get to 100k so there is a real TH-camr who knows how to pronounce Edinburgh and Glasgow.
As in Glass GAL
Nathan Edinburgh = Edin-bura
Glasgow = Glas-go
😂
Glesga
Nathan i
I seen this junckie on the 18 to kirkton ASDA arguing with his own reflection.
Common practice, mate, he's preparing for his Job interview, mate, dinna judge him, he's getting clean iy.
A what??
@@urdadgotchefd110 aye, at Jobcentre Plus 😂
That's Kirkton asda for ya, I once got kicked out cause I was playing hide and seek in the clothes.
😂😂😂😂 this hit me
Scotland wouldnae be the same without them like
Ireland has alot of them(i swear)
@@lalaegiazarova4440 ahh stop especially in town
Unfortunately so
A junkie in the Gorbals once tried to sell me a used bus ticket
Abyss watcher Artorias oof
How much?
You know the morrisons near the Gorbals i saw a junkie trying to get on top of a traffic light control unit to sit on it he was trying for 30 minutes solid
Oh yeah same in Worcester BTW from highland s born drumnadrochit
I mind when I was like 9 a junkie gave is 50p and told is to spend it wisely and I ended up buying match attax from a premier
That aren’t all terrible people after all. Unless ye he made you him pump you for it
@@i4nnx pack of match attax at age 9? Probably worth it mate
Did ye aye?
@@ethanmate7637 😭😭😭
Mate match attax when I was buying them were aboot fuckin £2 to £3, lucky man getting it for 50p
really enjoyed this haha
I just found you casually browsing youtube so I clicked. Now all I can think about is memeulous with a Scottish accent and I love it
Get batchy to 100k subs, so he can be an 'official youtuber', who understands Scottish.
xSionainnMSP I dee
I understand it and my mates don't understand me cause I talk really fasf
xSionainnMSP mate am fae glasga
here, same
Got five guys from work watching Batchy here in Texas.
Was just watching all of the old videos on a playlist and now this is out aha, love yer channel Batchy.
Perfect timing then haha. Glad yeh enjoy the videos
Honestly Scottish accents seem to unintentionally dramatise everything I love it 😂😂😂😂
"It just seems like when they're no filling out applications for the Jeremy Kyle show." This caught my off guard and made me cry. Wish the show was still on.
Two dislikes??? From who? Sick Boy and Begbie?
Anthony Volpe 😂😂
begbies not a junkie. never has been.
You know nothing-keep it that way pal.
Begbie doesn't do drugs. He does people.
A junkie tried tae sell me a stone and told me it’s a lighter😂
God I miss Scotland. Seriously shoulda moved there before Covid hit.. was looking at houses to buy and everything...
Not Scottish I’m Irish but man the stories are so true even for us
Aye we are really alike and have one common enemy, the English,
@@neobe195 aye that's right
@@neobe195 True
@@neobe195 yep
@@neobe195 aye lad
I'm English but this is the best channel out of britain, funniest person on this platform 😂😂👏
Can Irish watch it we are Gaelic twins after all
Aye they can cause we a twins
@@breeb9716 I'm Irish but me mate is from Scotland and we teach each other slang it's to funny
Noke that’s chill
@Shag hard Or shag harder Acc savage oer here lads
I canna get over the guy with his toes on top of the telly! 😂
He even seems proud to show them off, like they're Capodimonte ornaments!
Bless him, poor guy needs all the help he can get, Lol! Xxxx
they shouldn'ta defocused the lens so we don't need to subscribe to QVC for a preauction inspection o the goods
I have a junkey in my street called “Charles” his real name is Micheal but he thinks he is kings Charles long lost twin like no fucking joke he walk about with a Burger King crown like its fucking amazin but he is in rehab the now so he is getting help so aye that’s good!
Lol 💀
I cannot wait for you to get your big break, so deserving n some patter❤️
2:10
Inspector: so you just tore your toes off?...
Junky: Aye I’ve got another one laying around somewhere
Casual...
A year ago I got chased by junkies for shouting yet da sells avon
Awesome!
Lmao
If i got chased by junkies then let’s just say
A stinky smell would come from my ars
More like vallys
Prober scotish phrase there
Everything he said in his video is so true
This is brilliant! Loving these growing up Scottish videos!
(3:46) I have it on good authority that the correct pronunciation is, "LloydsfarMASScy all one word."
Sometimes the R is silent but the A lasts a good few seconds or is that just the Calton junkie dialect 😂
So okay here’s the deal. I live in Australia so when these videos come out I’m asleep most of the time. But I’d like someone to know that I am subbed and I do have notifications on
I’m loving the (almost) daily videos Batchy 👍
I feel like you deserve so much more subs than you do, your the only channel I can actually relate to
I just found your channel and it’s one of my new favourite things also what the hell goes through your head when you’re pulling off yer fukin toes?
His toes were going to fall off anyway due to frostbite
Loving the vids bud. Proper chuckle material. Lol takes me back to sunny Camelon ( Falkirk). Junkies galore there by the way. They start young there with tip ex in a crisp bag , rapidly progressing to glue from a bread bag then on from there. Only thing good about Camelon is the road out of it and never ever look back lol
Some dunt
@YNW. Melly 😂
@YNW. Melly havnae heard that one before 🤣
The perfect description of junkies: Full grey Tracksuit, a black puffer jacket and a colorful pair of trainers. Oh and a £1 knife from an off license. And most importantly a cheap cider in a brown paper bag.
Methadone Mick haha
lol...
My first love was a junkie. He was clean when we met each other. He start a therapy for over a year, I wait for him, and as soon he came back, he starts to take Heroin again.
When I moved from Middle East to Glasgow, my cousin who lives in Glasgow was explaining life here. When He was talking about Junkies he said never look at them in the eye they might follow you home and bite and suck your blood. Never saw a junkie/drugs/alcohol/ cannabis in my life before, I was so naive. I believed him. And used to run the opposite way whenever I see one them while my eyes were glued to the ground.
Just started watching, and I can already tell it's gonna be a banger!
JazzyJaiden ano tell me about it 😂😉
i once witnessed a junkie on a night bus continually pushing the stop buzzer like an intercom and shouting to "Maureen" that she had better still be feeding his cat. xD
"Ah'm telling ye man, Nicola Sturgeon did 9/11" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On the train, someone handed me 3 sweets and literally constantly yelling"EAT THEM!!" So I locked myself in the toilet until my stop.
you're at 100k now
all jokes aside i have been subbed since 30k and you always somehow make me laugh every time
#GetBatchyTo100k
well at this moment ur at 100k subs well done mate
Falkirk lass!! only 89% of my neighbours ur junkies so im doing pretty good for livn not to far from the carron river 😂😂
@Superior Muscle 😳😶
Ps. That first aid kit looked like it was from Fallout.
And your jokes are effing gold.
I know this is sad but it needs to talked about but I am doing a project where I have to choose a charity my group chose a charity where it is a family support group for junkies one of ladies there told us the story of her son being found after overdosing the husband followed the ambulance he was told to follow they arrive there son isn’t in the ambulance they were told to go the bins round the back they’re son was in the bin with everyone’s rubbish it was heartbreaking but the thing is junkies aren’t just a bunch of silly people they’re is a family behind the junkie who are in pain.
I get that. The purpose of my video is just to take a light hearted look at them and make a few jokes.
Batchy I am not trying to be mean but sometimes it may sound mean i was just telling some people that don’t know about people being treated terribly because they are druggies sorry if sound mean
K Kush this happened 10 years ago she helped the law change but it still happened anyway
Ah take it it’s fur the Ypi??
+Batchy my fiances son just died because his own mother got him addicted to smack then about a month ago she gave him a hit and he overdosed yet she refused to let anyone phone an ambulance. He knows the boys dead but I don't know whether to tell him the rest or not. It's not exactly the best thing to tell someone in the visiting room in Barlinnie
I'm russian and i do struggle understanding a bit sometimes , but oh man, that's pure joy. Subscribed within first 10 seconds of the video.
Batchy i hitted the bell ages ago 😁
Hit*
Used to have junkies here, that would pick wild flowers and then try to sell them to people who were passing by.
subbed and hit that bell 😊
ScotRail 170407 Was gonna make a Scotrail joke but decided tae cancel it last minute
Was too tempting
Had you on my notifications for ages. Keep up the good work!
Amazing man
Hey hey Batchy! Looks like you hit that 100k buddy 👍🏻
Sorry?!!?!?!? Ur toes are on top of the telly???
Aye ma taes are oan ma telly
👌
I have been waiting for this for along time along time....
Notification squad 😁
Just the video i was waiting for! And you aced it once again!
WHAT AN AMAZING VIDEO DUDE KEEP IT UP ❤️🔴⚪️🔵✌🏻❤️#notificationsquad
jack tait ok dude fixed it and sorry NO SURRENDER
Lewis I wouldn’t say we are crap I would say that we are unpredictable we have our matches where we can be decent then we have our matches where we’re utter disgraceful our team at the moment does not have the attitude we need they have no fight anymore but i will forever be a rangers fan through thick and thin and I’m also hoping Steven Gerard can do something to help us #wearethepeople
Dylan Blackwood rangers are shite stfu canny come 2nd HH
Jordan Ellis chill 😂😂😂
Dylan Blackwood 5-0 my man double treble invincible season HH COYBIG 🍀💚
My English friend came to Scotland and we walked past a cannabis plant and said "Ooh, that's a pretty leaf" until I explained to her it's drugs that a local-well known drug dealer just got banged up for. Don't know why she didn't know what it was, she lives in London for gods sake!
I love you 4th i live in fife
Once me and my friend were sitting at the window seat in Subway, my friend was doing thumbs up to people walking by and she done it to this one junkie. She came in and said “Do ya thinks thats funny? I’ll stick ya to the wall.” The cashier was trying not too laugh and the junkie noticed and started threatening him and stuff. We ran as soon as she was distracted. Lmao
I'm from Vienna Austria but relate to 90% of the stuff you talk about. I was kinda homeless myself like 1 or 2 years ago. Most of my friends are drug addicted Adidas jogger kids. When I see a Junkie dancing at the bus station I dance with him. Once a Junkie tried to fight me and another time a Junkie fell asleep on my backpack while I was riding the escalator.
Once again you can make us laugh at ourselves,our society and our culture.Nothing but funny mate and I'll be checking out your future work.If you have the talent to bring a bit of happiness to people from the worst things in our society then power to you.Keep it coming Batchy I'm sure that 100k sub you seek will be well surpassed.All the best.
Had a dude ask for money after telling an entire train car that he never touches drugs, was fired from his job, and hasn’t eaten for 2 days. Yet when I offered him my barely touched bag of chips, he screamed that he didn’t want a half-eaten bag of chips that I’d already spat in.
Spent the last 2 years working on the doors, the best junkie moment I as was 2 of them on opposite sides of the street throwing a wee pink guitar back n forth to play songs on, til one took the huff and smashed it off the ground before throwing it in the bin...... I swear I’ve never seen a junkie look as heartbroken and confused as the other junkie did. Ofc after 2 minutes he was pulling it out the bin but for those 2 minutes he looked so lost
Sitting near a couple of alchies on the Aberdeen-Newcastle flight, o e turns round, asks me where I'm going (obviously Newcastlel) and he says how his friend is off to teesside, turned round again a few minutes later and whispered "teeeeesssiiiiiidddeeeeee"
The invisible elephants, tremendously accurate about the situation, ' imm aff it jist a few blue nights wae a botal a winnnnne'
I remember a couple of months ago me and my friend were waiting at the bus stop and some mad junkie came up with this big massive blue jacket and a carrier bag and was like "excuse me boys do any of yous want tae buy Oral B toothbrushes?" in the most dopey voice ever. Me and my friend looked at each other and burst out laughing until the guy walked away it was funny as fuck lol
Me and my mate once met a pair of behemoth smack heads on the bus an they showed us their dragon tattoos and gave us insightful wisdom like "only do the drugs that won't fuck up your life! and party HARD!"
I didn't understand most of this video, which is why I listened to the whole thing.
I want more, so I subscribed
The channel hasn't stopped growing so bit looks like you're getting Close!
love your channel and content. keep it up. ive been a subscriber for a few or so now
Junkies are always asking for a quid for the bus... I went to Glasgow once and got asked for a quid for a can, couldn't believe the honesty!
Keep up the good work mate, class as always.
Congrats on 90k batchy almost at 100 good luck
How can anyone dislike this it’s comedy gold
2:30 this is who I’m meant to be IM A JUNKIE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Av got two of em on top of the telly” HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Ab got two o' them on tap' the telly
*av
Just found your channel and love your videos,I’m from port Glasgow aswell
Mate no gonna lie you're my favourite youtuber
One day i was sitting at a bus stop waiting on the x85 and 2 completely outta it junkies walk over arguing who had "the stuff" then one fell asleep and woke up within 5 min and went round asking who stole his phone. But to top it all off, he walks over to me and offers me a bit of his half eaten 99p cheese burger in return to use my phone😂😂
The Premier shoppy on the Clep'. There's this junkie I saw in there. He could no longer stand and just gradually went into the praying to Mecca position, murmuring about 20 Bensons. They've all got the sports gear on as well. More un-sporty folk you couldn't find. Lol.
A group of junkies cycled past me and just sniffed my hair
Congratulations on getting one hundred thousand subs batchy
Subbed, greetings from Falkirk ;) Good luck on the 100k!
Well first time watching you and have to say you have earned a sub and your accent is awesome.
When I was 13 a junkie that had just been let out of the cells (he was still covered in his own blood from the night before) came up to me and my mate outside Asda with an 18 crate of Stella, put his arm around me and told us about how he was the big bad boy of our town and that if we were ever in trouble or needed help to come to him while he made my other mate make him a rollie before he stumbled off towards the nearest estate.
I’m in Scotland on holiday while watching this lol!Im in monrieth near Dumfries and Galloway
Look who's the real you tuber now, go suck it Dan!!! Grats on 100k! I love revisiting these, bout time you made some new ones, eh!? You're no Jenna Marbles!!! Xxx
Ah Batchy, so glad I found you Pal. Very funny video. Going to watch more.
I was in the park once with ma family and this junkie approached us and started a conversation about our dogs and about a minute later he starts giving me advice on jail. He went “here pal, if you ever want tae steal somethin or get pished always dae it on a Sunday, they like to keep you in for the week so if yeh do it on Sunday you get out the followin mornin” he smiled and nodded at me and I just said “uh thanks mate” and he walked away
A used to stay in Carronshore anaw. Noo back where the family hoose wiz for 35 stretch. Kemlin.. Just next to the canal. Rosebank :)
a junkie once told me that they weren't a junkie
All your videos are brilliant, the best, wittiest and funniest in the UK. When will we see you on the BBC ?
I knew a junkie who poked his eye out with a screwdriver.
My local junkie once got sent for a jump in for a bottle of tonic and came back with two cans of cat food and a bottle ae lucozade
a boy arrived in our class from Africa. The first English word he was taught was junkie.
my favourite thing i heard a junkie saying on a bus to his pal was "naw seriously, pal. the polis arnie actual the bad when you're no up to anyhin dodgy, proper sound like"
when I was about 7 or 8, I once met a junckie in Shettlstone. he put his t-shirt over his head and shouted "'ere, mate! amma a fuckin' nun!"
I was in KFC and saw two middle aged Junkies scrappin while their burds sat there and watched
This youtuber is bloody brilliant am a now a sub w notifications keep it up pal p.s im scottish