I remember back in 3rd year we had a substitute teacher one day for English and she was American. Because of that fact everyone in class imitated her accent and started imitating every American stereotype in the book. It got to the point where she had to leave the class crying her eyes out. It was quite a sight to behold.
Ye think eez things only happen tae you, your school, n people you know. Then ye watch Batchy n go 'fuck me, is he talkin aboot ma old school?' In my opinion, theres 3 things that separate Scots frae each other - 1 - religion, 2 - what ye call not goin tae school, ie - skidgein (Greenock n Port) doggin (Paisley, Clydebank) 3 - whether ye call it 'slice' or 'square sausage'. (Its slice - ask Martin Compston) 😂
YER MAW! An ancient maths teacher at my high school like your geog teacher would also fall asleep. But worse than that, he would start drooling in his sleep. We called him Chalky because we were convinced he was the inspiration for the teacher of the same name in Giles cartoons. He looked just like him.
The best memory had to be where one boy in my class got rejected by a girl after he tried serenading her by singing grenade by Bruno Mars...or the time our Graph Comm teacher was talking about his encounter with a man he referred to as the "gorrila man of Lochwinnoch"...had us pishing oorselves. Other than that, our deputy head for 5th year treated us like bloody primary school kids during the assemblies...made me want to throw a plastic willy at her. As always batchy, great video. #YERMAW
Yep I agree, I get annoyed that in primary we had to use pencils and now in high school we have to use pens. And the comeback is still "Yer maw" , it's getting kinda annoying.
I had a qualified teacher starting when I was in S1 she was about 60 and apparently after that year she abandoned the education job (she got given two S1 classes in her first year)
one of the neds in my class was swinging on his chair and fell back and his head was cracked open on the radiator. the teacher wouldn’t let him go to the medical room until the end of the period. blood was everywhere. also, great video batchy this video was very true 💯
So high school is pretty much the same thrilling experience in Scotland as it is here in Canada. Except we probably had more snow days than you did even though a foot of snow had to have fallen overnight for one to be called. Not to mention we somehow almost always heard about school being cancelled before we got out of bed, I seriously do not remember how the whole thing went down but I think it may have been announced on the radio, so we also got to sleep in.
I just love how accurate this video is, I've left high school last year and basically experienced everything said here lol, we had the boring maths teacher, our Science teachers were essentially Comedians, our English teachers were just walking gossip machines, the teacher we had in our nurture group (yes i was put in there because im autistic) always spoke to us like we were in year 1. The whole thing was weird and quite fun
One of the funniest and most accurate videos I've seen in years! :D At my school (Auchenharvie in Stevenston, about 1982) someone dropped a giant stink bomb in the main stairwell, they had to clear out a major part of the school, and with a thousand pupils the disruption was extraordinary. 8) I remember in math class the teacher would happily wave to the pupils who were on suspension, they'd hang around outside on the grass bank at the back, just chillin'. In one class an actual riot broke out, one guy threw a desk at the window (I hid under a desk, it was like freakin' El Salvador in there); teacher & head teacher exploded into the room, grabbed kids left & right, 5 got expelled instantly, half a dozen more suspended, more on detention (only those hiding under desks were exempt IIRC). When I was 12 an older pupil tried to stab me on the playing field, but my stupidly thick ugly duffle coat meant nothing happened at all; he got bored and wandered off. School was a like a cross between Lord of the Flies and Monty Python. As for snow days, sadly not so many of those, too near the sea. You didn't mention school dinners. Oh ye gods being last in the queuing order, in a big school the dregs that were left I wouldn't give to a dying SJW. :D I gave up on school dinners, did what others suggested, up the road to the chippy; bag of chips, can of Irn Bru (I swear the stuff was way stronger back then), buttered roll and a packet of Opal Fruits, all for 65p. Oh how I came to love lunchtime, an hour of freedom, a chip butty and some fizzy. People would play that coin tossing game with their spare change, the one where you throw coins to land as close to the edge of a wall as possible, what was it called? In the mid 80s at a different school, someone poured Senokot into the water jugs in the dining hall. Whole buncha pupils had the shits for half the day. :D And we'd grab sulphur chunks from the Ardrossan docks, always fun to set that burning for a laugh (neighbour yelled at me once, I was just trying to kill the damn midgies). Or I'd mixed it up with other stuff to take out wasp nests. My brother gave a sulphur chunk about a foot wide to the chemistry teacher, the guy looked so happy his eyeballs might pop. In Chemistry class one time, the teacher almost gassed us half to death (forget the lesson, but SO2 was the result). I and several other pupils, and the teacher, had to have oxygen afterwards to recover. Another time he set the dustbin on fire with bits of sodium; someone pointed out the smoke, he grabbed the bin not realising the cause, chucked the contents into the sink and turned on the tap, the sink then went mental as the water hit the sodium. :D Yeah, that's Scotland, high school meant potential exposure to biological warfare, hehe!
Never a more relateable video has been posted! I remember on my first break on my first induction day, some neddy kid comes up to me and asks for a cigarette. When I tell him I don't smoke he just shoulds "fuck sake man" and walks away.... that's when I knew I'd made it to high school. Coming from a little primary school with about 150 people to a school with 1200 was quite a jump for me! 4 years out of school now, do not miss it one bit!
it's my first year and from the few weeks that I've been there it's fucking mental. Favourite moment so far is a time were a random kid shouted "WE'VE GOT FRENCH AND MA HAND SMELLS AH SHITE"
Every school had that one film that got played on a random occasion like the last day of school before Christmas or summer or if the class was just half empty or if the teacher had a come down. Ours was cool runnings 😂 classic.
In my high school we had a very big social hierarchy. You had one guy that was friends and was the boy friend of half the school. And then you had people like me and to say that I was at the very very bottom of the social hierarchy dose not even scratch the surface. I was out side of the hierarchy, I was the outcast
In my primary school everyone used pencils until about P5, then The Pen Trials began. You had to prove your handwriting was good enough to be granted the right to use a pen, and when you did you were handed your first ever one by the teacher as a symbol of your superiority over those who haven't been bestowed this honour yet.
The '15 minute' rule where you could leave the class if you teacher never turned up in that time. Even at college now, most of them are in there 20's and still use it
A lot of this is relatable 😂 But here is some more... We used to take turns at whistling to piss off the math teacher put the Rug up against the door so people would trip Draw on all the printing paper to ruin the work the English teacher printed out
This is so relatable its scary. Also I had an art teacher who sat under her desk crying and saying "I love my job" because she couldn't control her S1 class, others would just sit doing their tesco shopping while kids screamed at each other across the classroom and beat the shit out of each other, and one French teacher drove to London in the middle of a class because she couldn't deal with the S1's, I swear to fuck the top floor of queensferry high has the most cursed teachers in Scotland
If you said “I’m not feeling well” to my teacher they would sprint to the office and phone your mum to come pick you up like you just started a second plague
This video was awesome. I remember being on the verge of passing out I was coughing my lungs out, struggling to breath and stand up right my Gym teacher was panicking as if the world was gonna explode carry in ma school bag and jacket but one she left me with the office the nurse just gave me a cup of water and called my maw then asked if I was fine. Aye I'm fine the rooms spinning I came see black spots and ma visions blurry while I've still got ma glasses on.
Snowball fights in high school were the closest I've been to a real life battlefield one minute there's about 5 different teams the other minute its every man and women for there self lmao good times
In first year I was sent out the class for something I didn't even do and my teacher forgot about me and I was outside the class the entire period, then my teacher opened the door and said "who are you.... Oh yea the kid I sent out"
My high school: emerge(a drink), smokers street on the way up to the van, the van where ye would get sweets, slush puppies and hotdog (everything was like 50p)
my best memory was watching the teacher coming back from the roof of Fine Fare supermarket with a dozen cans of special brew that me and my mate had nicked fae the back of an old 2cv,,,and some halfwit decided to drink 1 in class and we all got 2 weeks suspension,next day not telling the parents that id been suspended sat outside the school and at lunch time got lifted by the police for theft plus the usual 25 other cases of theft that were in the area(we didnt commit) lol good old days
I went to that convention 3 years ago it was shite I prefer ignition like they did last year but this year it was to much work to close two small one way roads I found out about that because of yer maw
Ma pal fractured her hand in second year and the receptionists sent her back to class with a paper towel. She went home and her maw, who wis a nurse, realised it was fractured n wis ragin😂
Somebody once set fire to one of the benches in the PE changing room with a tin of lynx Africa and a lighter. No me. But I did once send a test tube flying across the chemistry lab when I took a bunsen burner to it when it had a rubber bung in it. Went off like a fuckin exocet missile.
my school had a geography teacher who'd been featured in the news of the world for cruising for rent boys so obviously it was common knowledge for every pupil for years after, there were also the usual stink bomb wars and fireworks getting shot up corridors.. ah the good auld days lol
We had a German teacher who we managed to push into an actual nervous breakdown. True life story. Mind those pens you got just like bics (they were much better actually, good pens) but with the wee air hole in the end? Well, (after three weeks of us ignoring him and working total and utter shite) I had stuck a clipper lighter wheel that had broken off in the end of my pen and was messing around and flicking it against my finger, the thing flew off, hit the ceiling, bounced off and hit him in his bald patch. He went fucking full scale, absolutely, pure mad fucking MENTAL. I have never seen a human being's face go that colour ever again in my life and I'm 35 now. I blamed it on another lad (sorry Njall) and he broke down in tears and ran out of the class and home, which was a 15 min ferry ride away from town! (I live in Lerwick up on the Shetland mainland and the lad lived on and island called Bressay across the sound) . He [the teacher] never came back to our class. He was off for three weeks but came back to teach another class but quit teaching for good about a month later. I know this because our year head sat me down and guilt tripped the fuck out of me telling me this. Sorry Mr. Tyrell. I still feel a wee bit ashamed to this day, but holy fuck it was hilarious at the time!!! I was a wank. Probably even had a wank too that night too considering I was 12 but fuck, who remembers all of those? 🤣🤣🤣
99.9% of the time a never had a pen haha
Cruizah your beast 🤟🏻
Cruizah me neither 😂😂
Kyle Meekin nah bro your beast 💜
Keira Hunter just winged it every day
A acted like a had a pen and the teacher belived me
Only thing I think in high school is alchoholicwoodwork teachers and swasticas and willies carved in the toilets
haha and young team menchies
Ewan Jones We have a gigantic swastika in our changing rooms
Tartan Terror a thought that was only my school. Seems to be apparent around the whole of the country then
Tartan Terror a think he got sacked cause ae a pic on fb where hes covering his wang wae a rubber duck
Also that weird looking s
I remember back in 3rd year we had a substitute teacher one day for English and she was American. Because of that fact everyone in class imitated her accent and started imitating every American stereotype in the book. It got to the point where she had to leave the class crying her eyes out. It was quite a sight to behold.
Lucky
I love the growing up Scottish series I find it awfiy relatable
So fucking relatable 😂👊
Aye lad
Keyboard The Planet Eater aye same aha
Ye think eez things only happen tae you, your school, n people you know. Then ye watch Batchy n go 'fuck me, is he talkin aboot ma old school?' In my opinion, theres 3 things that separate Scots frae each other -
1 - religion,
2 - what ye call not goin tae school,
ie - skidgein (Greenock n Port)
doggin (Paisley, Clydebank)
3 - whether ye call it 'slice' or 'square
sausage'. (Its slice - ask Martin
Compston) 😂
Make sure to drop a like on this video and leave me a wee comment with some of your memories and stories from High School!
Im in high school now, just today a lad decided to take a pill of paracetamol, and then proceeded to immediately vomit in the corridor
Batchy p
I remember getting sent out and duty rectored for fighting somecunt all cause he stole my pencil😂😂
Thx batch noo a can piss aff ma pals
Batchy Well... Yesterday My Tech Teacher Swore In Class...
*MA SPOON FELL IN*
YER MAW!
An ancient maths teacher at my high school like your geog teacher would also fall asleep. But worse than that, he would start drooling in his sleep. We called him Chalky because we were convinced he was the inspiration for the teacher of the same name in Giles cartoons. He looked just like him.
Honestly my favourite series on yt
Think there needs to be more episodes of this sounds like there alot more stories we need to know great vid batchy
David Russell aye a agree a want to hear about the time batchy blew over his biology thatcher and took ehs pension of um
@@dalecockerell9540 bloody hell batchy sounds interesting why is he keeping this fae us we will die of anticipation if he dosnt tell us soon
Aye the memories 'heads down thumbs up' excellent lol
It was the best game lol
Everyone’s favourite game lol
This is golden hahahah. Great video!
One of the most relatable videos I have ever watched, keep it up.
Finally another growing up Scottish btw love the vids
The best memory had to be where one boy in my class got rejected by a girl after he tried serenading her by singing grenade by Bruno Mars...or the time our Graph Comm teacher was talking about his encounter with a man he referred to as the "gorrila man of Lochwinnoch"...had us pishing oorselves.
Other than that, our deputy head for 5th year treated us like bloody primary school kids during the assemblies...made me want to throw a plastic willy at her.
As always batchy, great video. #YERMAW
what school did u go to haha
Largs Academy.
@@SheriffAssholio no wayy hahahaha thats ma school whit teacher was it
It was Mr Beattie.
Big kenny mcfadyens a legend
It’s been 4 years since I’ve played tig, now I’m getting shit faced and waking up in fields in the middle of no where
"How Long Until Home Time?" "YER MAW"
"What Subject Do You Hate The Most" "YER MAW"
"What's The Answer To..." YER MAW"
Scott Young how auld ur ye YER MAW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Come on celtic
No school uniforms in the states unless you're going to private school, which costs a fortune.
We had it in majority of public school. It was hellish.
I'm sure all public schools had a uniform I'll never forget mine maroon and grey omfg it was bloody awful.
We get a detention if we don’t have uniform on or even if you forget your tie
@@Galaxy-zr7bv aye its deadly as fuck getting a detention for forgetting yer tie
Cherry Shrimp purple and black
im in high school rn and this is so true 😂😂😂
Yep I agree, I get annoyed that in primary we had to use pencils and now in high school we have to use pens. And the comeback is still "Yer maw" , it's getting kinda annoying.
High school was a proper laugh. Especially seniors last day where you’d get to egg teachers and trash the joint. Great video mate
Getting a stand in teacher and u just sat and ripped the piss oot of them 😂😂😂
I had a qualified teacher starting when I was in S1 she was about 60 and apparently after that year she abandoned the education job (she got given two S1 classes in her first year)
"Accidentally knocking a statue of Jesus flying across the room." I can't stop laughing
Hey batch this really helps as I have just started 1st year and it's fun hearing about other ppls experiences
Good luck with high school! It is what you make it I suppose.
Batchy
Thanks lol
Love that about every high school in Scotland is the same
one of the neds in my class was swinging on his chair and fell back and his head was cracked open on the radiator. the teacher wouldn’t let him go to the medical room until the end of the period. blood was everywhere. also, great video batchy this video was very true 💯
So high school is pretty much the same thrilling experience in Scotland as it is here in Canada. Except we probably had more snow days than you did even though a foot of snow had to have fallen overnight for one to be called.
Not to mention we somehow almost always heard about school being cancelled before we got out of bed, I seriously do not remember how the whole thing went down but I think it may have been announced on the radio, so we also got to sleep in.
I love grow up scottish
All arguments had your maw as every every come back
I just love how accurate this video is, I've left high school last year and basically experienced everything said here lol, we had the boring maths teacher, our Science teachers were essentially Comedians, our English teachers were just walking gossip machines, the teacher we had in our nurture group (yes i was put in there because im autistic) always spoke to us like we were in year 1. The whole thing was weird and quite fun
In our french class we used to see how many people could get sent out in one class
One of the funniest and most accurate videos I've seen in years! :D At my school (Auchenharvie in Stevenston, about 1982) someone dropped a giant stink bomb in the main stairwell, they had to clear out a major part of the school, and with a thousand pupils the disruption was extraordinary. 8) I remember in math class the teacher would happily wave to the pupils who were on suspension, they'd hang around outside on the grass bank at the back, just chillin'. In one class an actual riot broke out, one guy threw a desk at the window (I hid under a desk, it was like freakin' El Salvador in there); teacher & head teacher exploded into the room, grabbed kids left & right, 5 got expelled instantly, half a dozen more suspended, more on detention (only those hiding under desks were exempt IIRC). When I was 12 an older pupil tried to stab me on the playing field, but my stupidly thick ugly duffle coat meant nothing happened at all; he got bored and wandered off. School was a like a cross between Lord of the Flies and Monty Python. As for snow days, sadly not so many of those, too near the sea.
You didn't mention school dinners. Oh ye gods being last in the queuing order, in a big school the dregs that were left I wouldn't give to a dying SJW. :D I gave up on school dinners, did what others suggested, up the road to the chippy; bag of chips, can of Irn Bru (I swear the stuff was way stronger back then), buttered roll and a packet of Opal Fruits, all for 65p. Oh how I came to love lunchtime, an hour of freedom, a chip butty and some fizzy. People would play that coin tossing game with their spare change, the one where you throw coins to land as close to the edge of a wall as possible, what was it called?
In the mid 80s at a different school, someone poured Senokot into the water jugs in the dining hall. Whole buncha pupils had the shits for half the day. :D And we'd grab sulphur chunks from the Ardrossan docks, always fun to set that burning for a laugh (neighbour yelled at me once, I was just trying to kill the damn midgies). Or I'd mixed it up with other stuff to take out wasp nests. My brother gave a sulphur chunk about a foot wide to the chemistry teacher, the guy looked so happy his eyeballs might pop.
In Chemistry class one time, the teacher almost gassed us half to death (forget the lesson, but SO2 was the result). I and several other pupils, and the teacher, had to have oxygen afterwards to recover. Another time he set the dustbin on fire with bits of sodium; someone pointed out the smoke, he grabbed the bin not realising the cause, chucked the contents into the sink and turned on the tap, the sink then went mental as the water hit the sodium. :D
Yeah, that's Scotland, high school meant potential exposure to biological warfare, hehe!
Dont forget the Yung team gang signs engraved into the tables
Omg they're actual everywhere
theres gang signs written on ma schools windaesills outside the office saying "fuck the HYT
Andrew McNaughtan 😂😂😂😂
YESSA HWG YGT
YMK ya bam
Why does batchy not post anymore I miss his videos 😭😭
The pen thing omg I remember
Never a more relateable video has been posted! I remember on my first break on my first induction day, some neddy kid comes up to me and asks for a cigarette. When I tell him I don't smoke he just shoulds "fuck sake man" and walks away.... that's when I knew I'd made it to high school. Coming from a little primary school with about 150 people to a school with 1200 was quite a jump for me! 4 years out of school now, do not miss it one bit!
it's my first year and from the few weeks that I've been there it's fucking mental.
Favourite moment so far is a time were a random kid shouted "WE'VE GOT FRENCH AND MA HAND SMELLS AH SHITE"
I'm in S4 at the moment and it's nice to know not much has changed throughout the years 🤣
ma old french teacher made a tape with a s6
Every school had that one film that got played on a random occasion like the last day of school before Christmas or summer or if the class was just half empty or if the teacher had a come down. Ours was cool runnings 😂 classic.
My school has only been evacuated 4 times twice for fires once for a bomb threat and once for a gas leak
I always enjoy to learn a wee more about Scottish culture. Cheers !
Uncanny how relatable this is rn I go to skl in Glasgow n every single thing u mentioned is currently happening
Are you ever going to make a video about the Scottish police now that would be a funny video XD
rex the wolf YAS baha
In my high school we had a very big social hierarchy. You had one guy that was friends and was the boy friend of half the school.
And then you had people like me and to say that I was at the very very bottom of the social hierarchy dose not even scratch the surface. I was out side of the hierarchy, I was the outcast
It’s genuinely scary how simpler this is to my highschool now. I guess some things don’t change.
To be honest, this is 100% accurate, seeing as I'm in a Scottish high school now.
Great vid Batch, I am so envious of Scottish life. Keep me laughing and interested. Peace, Love and Buttcheeks.
Cracking vid bud so true
Cheers big man
Happnin
Aye Batchy, keep goin' with the Growing up Scottish videos. the best part of your channel, quite honestly pal.... Fucking hilarious
In my primary school everyone used pencils until about P5, then The Pen Trials began. You had to prove your handwriting was good enough to be granted the right to use a pen, and when you did you were handed your first ever one by the teacher as a symbol of your superiority over those who haven't been bestowed this honour yet.
The Pen Trials lmao nice one
As always Batchy another great video keep it up mate
Yess love this series
Finally the last episode I needed to finish watching the whole series I only started watching the series again today
The '15 minute' rule where you could leave the class if you teacher never turned up in that time. Even at college now, most of them are in there 20's and still use it
A lot of this is relatable 😂
But here is some more...
We used to take turns at whistling to piss off the math teacher
put the Rug up against the door so people would trip
Draw on all the printing paper to ruin the work the English teacher printed out
Love your channel, video and content man! Keep it up! Love from Northern Ireland. My ex was Scottish and they are the best of people 😍😂
You said it mate we are the best of people
This is so relatable its scary. Also I had an art teacher who sat under her desk crying and saying "I love my job" because she couldn't control her S1 class, others would just sit doing their tesco shopping while kids screamed at each other across the classroom and beat the shit out of each other, and one French teacher drove to London in the middle of a class because she couldn't deal with the S1's, I swear to fuck the top floor of queensferry high has the most cursed teachers in Scotland
Grew up in England, but happy to see that the same blue towel & ancient biology teacher seems a constant regardless of where we went to school
If you said “I’m not feeling well” to my teacher they would sprint to the office and phone your mum to come pick you up like you just started a second plague
being a yank, but of Scottish descent I fing love your sense of humor!!!!
This video was awesome. I remember being on the verge of passing out I was coughing my lungs out, struggling to breath and stand up right my Gym teacher was panicking as if the world was gonna explode carry in ma school bag and jacket but one she left me with the office the nurse just gave me a cup of water and called my maw then asked if I was fine. Aye I'm fine the rooms spinning I came see black spots and ma visions blurry while I've still got ma glasses on.
Found u a week ago and have watch all you videos and laughed at everyone I live on the east coast
OMG! The really old science teacher bit was hysterical, waiting to use his skeleton. I had a similar biology teacher. She was ancient!!
Snowball fights in high school were the closest I've been to a real life battlefield one minute there's about 5 different teams the other minute its every man and women for there self lmao good times
In first year I was sent out the class for something I didn't even do and my teacher forgot about me and I was outside the class the entire period, then my teacher opened the door and said "who are you.... Oh yea the kid I sent out"
My school shipped me to college for a piss easy course which was easy but I never got into. I loved free periods I had a lot of them in classes
I despise high school, At least at Uni i'll b doing something i love instead of sitting in school doing fuck all for 6 hours. .
My high school: emerge(a drink), smokers street on the way up to the van, the van where ye would get sweets, slush puppies and hotdog (everything was like 50p)
The shop
You must g tae ma school aha 😂
Them bloody blue paper towels 😂
I'm Lovin the vids. Also I'm my first year of high school and I love it. NOTIFICATION SQUAD! RFC
my best memory was watching the teacher coming back from the roof of Fine Fare supermarket with a dozen cans of special brew that me and my mate had nicked fae the back of an old 2cv,,,and some halfwit decided to drink 1 in class and we all got 2 weeks suspension,next day not telling the parents that id been suspended sat outside the school and at lunch time got lifted by the police for theft plus the usual 25 other cases of theft that were in the area(we didnt commit) lol good old days
Notifications squad brilliant video the funny thing is I just went into S1 and this is all true
Been waiting for this great vid so far
My school had half drank bottles of vodka in the bins 😂
From a Scottish lad at high school this is so true great video 🏴🏴
I went to school in Switzerland but we had the same tough transition from pencils to pens😂
I went to that convention 3 years ago it was shite I prefer ignition like they did last year but this year it was to much work to close two small one way roads I found out about that because of yer maw
These vids are the best!
I’ve only been waiting for this for about a million yonks #notificationsqaud
Great video batchy love growing up Scottish
Love the vid batchy boy
Yasss. Welcome back mate.
mate first time watching one of yer vids :D spot on, I was poorless! - new sub.
Really hope I can make it to Resonate looks amazing, love the vids and been watching since 10k 👍🏻😂
5:05 I was off spewin aw ever the place once, on that very day the skill bus only went and fuckin crashed with everyone on it.
Ma fucking spoon fell in
the start just makes me proud to be scottish
love your vids mate, keep up the amazing work PS you should make a video about college(thats if yah went ;) )
I'm in the school at the moment, just kicking about in 6th year and I can tell ye nothing has changed
Ma pal fractured her hand in second year and the receptionists sent her back to class with a paper towel. She went home and her maw, who wis a nurse, realised it was fractured n wis ragin😂
Somebody once set fire to one of the benches in the PE changing room with a tin of lynx Africa and a lighter. No me. But I did once send a test tube flying across the chemistry lab when I took a bunsen burner to it when it had a rubber bung in it. Went off like a fuckin exocet missile.
Now I ken how game devs come up wi new weapon ideas
Good video. i get the day off thing, i missed one maths lesson and have missed half the Higher course
my school had a geography teacher who'd been featured in the news of the world for cruising for rent boys so obviously it was common knowledge for every pupil for years after, there were also the usual stink bomb wars and fireworks getting shot up corridors.. ah the good auld days lol
The bit about being sent out of class, I just had ptsd flashbacks.
The school sent me on an extra work experience. To the ARMY, then the was a sign up table before we where aloud to get in the jeep home. 😂😂😂😂
We had a German teacher who we managed to push into an actual nervous breakdown. True life story.
Mind those pens you got just like bics (they were much better actually, good pens) but with the wee air hole in the end? Well, (after three weeks of us ignoring him and working total and utter shite) I had stuck a clipper lighter wheel that had broken off in the end of my pen and was messing around and flicking it against my finger, the thing flew off, hit the ceiling, bounced off and hit him in his bald patch. He went fucking full scale, absolutely, pure mad fucking MENTAL. I have never seen a human being's face go that colour ever again in my life and I'm 35 now. I blamed it on another lad (sorry Njall) and he broke down in tears and ran out of the class and home, which was a 15 min ferry ride away from town! (I live in Lerwick up on the Shetland mainland and the lad lived on and island called Bressay across the sound) .
He [the teacher] never came back to our class. He was off for three weeks but came back to teach another class but quit teaching for good about a month later. I know this because our year head sat me down and guilt tripped the fuck out of me telling me this.
Sorry Mr. Tyrell. I still feel a wee bit ashamed to this day, but holy fuck it was hilarious at the time!!! I was a wank. Probably even had a wank too that night too considering I was 12 but fuck, who remembers all of those? 🤣🤣🤣
Cannie wait tae see you at resonate 👍🏻
I loved this you should write a book
It was like a bedtime story roald dahl like
Was Waiting For This From Twitter.
I remember getting a full week off in S1 cause of snow
It was literally heaven
Lucky, I've got 2 days aff